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It is a good idea for the ladies who do not answer blocked #s, to find out how to set up the block # blocking on their phone. *60 will affect individual callers (with some phone services) and there are other paid or unpaid features to redirect each and every caller that uses block #s to either call back unblocked or choose to reveal the #. it may be a paid feature, in which case it is well worth the extra fee, imo. I answer block #s, and utilize *60 if one is rude or a nuisance. This is an example of call reveal. I think most phone companies will have some kind of similar feature: http://www.telus.com/content/help/home-phone-support/calling-features/call-reveal.jsp When Caller Reveal is on: An unidentified caller calls your phone number. The caller hears a message explaining that you do not accept calls from unidentified phone numbers. The caller will be prompted to take one of two actions: If the caller is 'unknown', they are prompted to enter their 10-digit phone number for display. If the caller is 'private', they are prompted to press '1' to display their phone number or press '3' to key in their phone number for display. [*]Caller Reveal then confirms if the number entered matches the actual number from which they are calling. Caller Reveal uses symbols to indicate if the number entered is a real, fictitious or unknown number: If a "private" call is unblocked, an "^" symbol will display before the name to let you know Caller Reveal identified the caller's name and number. If a telephone number is entered, a "*" symbol will display before the name to let you know that the name & number provided are based on the caller's entry. If you want to accept the call, simply pick up the receiver. If you choose not to accept the call, the phone will continue to ring until the caller hangs up or is transferred to voice mail (if you subscribe to Personal Voice Mail).

I've had the pleasure of her company a few times now, but as much as I'd like to keep her all to myself I thought its about time I share. She's a tiny gal at 5'5 and she definitely qualifies as a spinner for those who enjoy the spinner types, at the same time she has wonderful curves soft and round and firm all in the right places. I'm not sure what i like best, her firm perky breasts with cherry like nipples or her perfect bum, just enough to cup in my hands and grab onto for some fun. Some maybe concerned about her youthful looks, but I assure you she is mature and wise beyond her years. Unlike some new or younger providers she's capable of intelligent and coherent conversation and she's a good listener too. She's super cute and a wonderful bundle of energy and she genuinely enjoys what she does, she's far from a clock watcher, but careful lads as time will fly by with this pretty lass at your side. She plays it safe while still providing an open and fun experience and her focus is all about providing you with the best experience possible. As you all know I enjoy the company of all sorts of women and love to meet new gals too, when I met sexyhaley I was in a bit of a funk, her bright and cheery smile and sparkling eyes soon turned me around, consequent visits put a spring in my step that had been missing for some time. Her schedule is limited at times so if you get the chance to meet up with this delightful and sensual provider, jump at it !

May she rest in peace and be remembered for the wonderful things about her instead of the troubles she had.

Yes my dear, please be aware your overhead will increase substantially. I've never worked for an agency because the independence of this career choice is one of the main reasons why I'm here. But it definitely takes money to make money by yourself. :)

Can we really put a price on what these wonderful ladies do? I say not really. It is invaluable and priceless, and probably the second hardest job in the world, after motherhood that is. Listen, if a ladie charges this much, and the other ladie charges a different price and so on, that is entirely their decision and their rights to do so. They are not forcing men to go see them. If you want to see that specific lady, then pay her fee and have a good time. If you can't afford to meet their fee, go see someone else that may be charging a little less. If men ask for discount or deal, hang up phone. They do not deserve your time and effort. Hey lowballers, if you are too cheap or too poor to hobby with these amazing ladies, then maybe there are other options for you out there.. Have some respect for yourselves, but most of all, have the absolute respect for the ladies on this site. Sorry for the vent. These guys piss me off.

If you get it, you're awesome.

WE have the Happy oh so adorable thread of cats...how about one that's not so adorable..hehehe..the truth about them.

I just wanted to write a quick note to my CERB friends for having been the best of the best to me on this the eve of my resignation from the escort game. Not all of you, of course, but many of you, and mostly to the Maestros that make CERB happen. It's (generally) a really respectable, inclusive, and diverse community and I've been treated well. I've worked in a fair few shitty places, and I'm pleased to leave the industry on a personal high note: Decent wages, independence, and conditions I determine. I'm just bored of smelling cock, and I want to go smell some flowers instead. I'll check my messages on here for a while if any of my most beloved hobbyists feel like saying goodbye, and you're welcome to read my website which will remain up as "Eva's" closing message to the world. Thanks again. I'll see you around. L.

Probably one of the best Clint Eastwood westerns IMO. And the first western directed by Clint Eastwood. But not a lot of people know about it. It gets downright spooky by the end, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOLnb7BrMC8, a western with a slight supernatural twist.

Coming home from a weekend with the family.... I love the family but nothing beats home...

It's just been one of those good days. :) Woke up today to a fresh snowfall, beautiful and crisp here today. Had a great chat by phone with my sister and she seems to be getting along well. I spent a long time looking at my own personal calendar and planning a few trips and potential trips over the next couple of months. I did think that I was going to get an invite to a hot tub but Penelope got the invite instead, but hey, I understand that! I am declaring myself totally recovered from my broken leg and am walking as well as ever again. Yay for me! I have a good looking week ahead and get to spend 4 days with all of my kids next weekend. It's all good!

Pdell, this is just a thought but might be worth a try. If perhaps you stopped in to one or more of the agencies and explained your dilemma with your hearing it might cause them to make an allowance in order to accomodate you. If they can put a face to the name on an email or a face to the number of a text and then as long as you demonstrate with any bookings that you get that you are sincere and dependable then I would hope that you would be in good hands. Many people will accomodate others if you present your specific situation to them in a way that will allow them to assist you. Maybe worth a try?

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I offer massage for up to two hours. My massage can be made custom to exactly what a particular client wants / needs. Every person is different and I do my best to see each client receives exactly what they are looking for.

So sad,I feel for her daughter,I hope if there is a god and he reaches out for her and heaven gives her peace,bobby never did!RIP WHITNEY

Though I know this works for many, I find the 'come here' finger motion distracting and uncomfortable to the point where if I was going to 'squirt', this would ruin it for me. If you're stimulating my gspot with your fingers, I need softer and very slightly changing movement. (I actually prefer bigger hands for this as well..) I'm, personally, much more likely orgasm/squirt from dick.. in simple positions, (Having my hips cocked to the side at weird angles with my limbs in all directions will not help me come, lol.) but I can come from fingers if done right. And while I love that my clients want to make me come, a lot of the time I have other things to do in the day. Making me come over and over for an hour at noon can put a real knot in the rest of my day. (I know guys can't multi as easily, but that doesn't mean it's easier on my body than it is on yours.) I come easily and hard.. it's a whole body experience. Even enough clitoral orgasms can leave me drained, tender and tired for the better part of the rest of the day... My advice would be to enjoy the experience... I'm not an escort because I want every guy to make me come, it's because I enjoy giving pleasure as well. I come (and relax) more when I know that the person I'm with is enjoying themselves and me. When I sense that they're not enjoying themselves because they're frustratedly fingerbanging me and it's not making me squirt hot lady come in their face-- it takes me out of the moment and ruins it for me. Just going with it, enjoying yourself and listening to any directions I have will make me come every time. I'm less likely to come if I notice you're trying hard to make me.. but that's just me.

Well a couple comments. First, you no more leave an electronic trail making a recommendation than you do with a post. For that matter just membership on this board technically has the same electronic signature Won't comment about the YMMV situation, don't know details, nor everyone's side to the story As for some ladies not wanting recommendations, that is true. That is why before posting a recommendation, I let the lady see what is going to be written. If she doesn't want a recommendation, I won't post. As for a person berating you, says more about them than you. As long as it's positive and truthful, that's what matters. You are writing about your encounter with the lady, not someone else's encounter with that same lady. RG

Wow. I've just noticed this thread. The quote in Slurp's message comes from a PM I sent him. I understand his point and I feel bad for not having shared my recommendation more widely. I'm a hobbiest who prefers to fly under the radar, for a range of reasons - first and foremost because I'd prefer not to leave an electronic trail of my activities. That said, Slurp's point is well taken. It's worth noting, however, that there's always more than one side to why a person might, or might not leave a review. On one occasion I left a glowing review for an SP and just happened to note that YMMV. She complained and I got a warning from the mod. On another occasion I left a review for someone, only to be berated privately by someone because this person did not agree. In other instances, I've been told by the SP that she did not want reviews. I feel sometimes that posting a rec opens a reviewer or reviewee to unwanted scrutiny. I'm a low key person and would prefer to remain that way. I do understand, though, that if there are no reviews, SPs might move one. This thread has definitely given me a lot to think about, for sure. I'll keep that in mind in the future.

*tear* she was an amazing singer and amazing person :( the choices she made were not always great but the music she left us all is beautiful as where she is now!!!! R.I.P whitney

When one hears of situations such as these, and unfortunately they occur far too frequently, sadness and frustration and feeling a need to place blame are common reactions. Each of us, male or female is an individual with our own responsibility for decision making, and each of us must live with the consequences of our actions. Collective guilt is not logical or appropriate, be it the Japanese or German people of WW II, or in this situation, for men when presented with these types of atrocities committed against women, by other men. I do understand how oldblueeyes, the originator of this thread, can feel a sense of embarrassment. I have felt that at times when reading about these types of situations but I look to myself, my inner self, and recognize that the only commonality between that person and me is our gender. For most men I hold that is equally true. The role of society as a whole is where one must look should one need to cast blame or seek a solution to the root causes of this violence. I believe that we have come a long way in even just the past few years when one looks at the role of women in our society as becoming equal to men. This progress is only partial progress and is as of yet nowhere near complete. Be it the reality that there is unequal pay between the sexes despite laws proclaiming equal pay for equal work, or the continual cases we read about where abusive men are allowed to violate terms of restraining orders, or the apathy of the police in cases involving sex workers, there is indeed a long long way to go. Each of us has our own role in assuming personal responsibility for our own respectful treatment of all others, men or women. We can only continue to serve as individual examples for our families friends and neighbours with our own behaviour, as well as continue to support or to work with those lobby groups that strive towards the goal of protecting women from domestic violence and all violence in general.

They all look good.

I don't think the problem is with blocking your number, it's with answering a phone call that shows up as a blocked number. While in mainstream life (best term to come up with) there can be many valid reasons to block your number, this is why a lady in this lifestyle shouldn't be answering blocked numbers, nor should gentlemen expect a lady to answer a blocked number. RG

se7en scared the hell out of me! Here's an excellent German trio: All are excellent! Away from Her is nice. Kind of ironic that he cheated on her many times, but after time, learned that he really loved her and stayed with her, and then, in the end, time takes her away from him.

I wish I found this funnier.......but it's too true to be funny lol

mod has pm'd me that the particular thread has been moved and closed. Thanks mod!

This is one of the best films ever made. The movie poster says it's twisted and hilarious, but truthfully it is also very disturbing. I own this on BluRay and I have made many friends and family members sit through this. Most didn't get it. If you like movies that don't follow some stupid formulaic plotline, and one that evokes in the audience, almost every emotion imaginable, then see this film. Be warned...it's also very touching. You will likely cry. The lead, Nicholas Hope is nothing short of brilliant. I don't really dig Hollywood blockbusters at all, and this is why I find the best movies are usually hidden gems, often done independently that you have to seek out... This is also one of those hidden gems. See it. :)

I am a bit off a smart ass... If they say- I am a bit short- I say......like an elf. If they say- but I am hot you will enjoy it- I say.......I am sure you think you are, I always enjoy myself and just because I enjoy my job does not mean I should not be paid for it. If they say- its my last $$- I say ....awww muffin, I wouldnt want to take your last few dollars. If they say- I am 20 shy- I say......take your returnables in and call me back. lol It is usually the younger guys that try this. I do agree with previous posts, older men are usually gentlemen. If nothing else, these calls can be good for a laugh...and hopefully you have an opportunity to educate them as well ;) Sugar Shameless

As soon as a client tries to get a discounted rate weither it be a first contact or repeat I am done talking to them. Someone that doesn't respect my rates doesn't respect anything else about me. Thats just a way to see what else he can make you change your mind about. @Lana you should read a book called the gift of fear by gavin de Becker and never give into someone trying to get you to change your rate Posted via Mobile Device

In 1983, a small Irish band released its third album. The first two, Boy and October were critical successes but failed to make massive market impact. That was about to change. U2 wrote about things happening in the world with passion... and of course the raw power of Bono's lyrics (although at the time he was known as Bono Vox) and the virtuosity of guitarist, The Edge. U2 - WAR Ohhh... the boy on the cover? Peter Rowan... he was the boy on War, Boy, Three. Best of 1980 to 1990 and Early Demos. Now 36, he is one guy that will always have a copy of his childhood pics hanging around. Here he is now: Side one No. Title Length 1. "Sunday Bloody Sunday" 4:38 2. "Seconds" 3:09 3. "New Year's Day" 5:38 4. "Like a Song..." 4:48 5. "Drowning Man" 4:12 Side two No. Title Length 1. "The Refugee" (produced by Bill Whelan) 3:40 2. "Two Hearts Beat as One" 4:00 3. "Red Light" 3:46 4. "Surrender" 5:34 5. ""40"" 2:36 Total length: 42:03

When you offer them a deal, they will ALWAYS expect more and never be satisfied with what you are offering. And sometimes they press you for things you don't do. I get them off the phone very quickly.

My list left to accomplish is pretty short actually. Surf in Hawaii!!!! Surprisingly with everywhere I have surfed in the world, Hawaii has managed to elude me...must get it done! Travel in to space. The stars fascinate me and now that the technology is there for pretty much anyone to travel off this planet, it's one thing I must do before I die. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere...might as well wish for the stars!!!! Not going to happen, but here's to wishful thinking!!! :D

Since I don't have an SO, I don't have any plans, but I am certainly willing to be someone's Valentine. Any takers?

I am a bit surprised to see this thread so active still. It seems to have spurred quite a discussion about recos and the like which I guess is good. Some of the newer members may not realize how useful recos or harmful lack of recos can be. So they can learn stuff. Or not. I'll chime in with my opinion of what deserves a reco. If you see a reco from me it means I had a wonderful time. Not an average experience, an ABOVE average experience. Yes, YMMV so it's MY opinion of a good time. But over time I have found that my idea usually aligns with a few others. I've been around long enough to have a few things figured out. LOL I saw someone new last week and you'll notice no reco here. I did review on a site that was appropriate for the level of service received. It wasn't a bad experience, just average. IMO, average doesn't warrant a reco so I put the info where it was welcome and appropriate. Others may have felt a reco would be in order. I did not but there is room for debate. As for other boards, it's no secret I frequent all the available forums to get as much info as I can. Being a long term hobbyist Cerb is relatively new compared to some and has a unique position in the industry. Not saying good and bad, just the way it is. Are there downsides here? Of course, nothing is perfect. But if it wasn't a useful place we all wouldn't be here. This is a place for positive recos, and when you don't write about your positive experience it helps no one. I recently got another PM asking me not to share a "gem" that a member has found. While I may not be as wild about her as he is, since I felt it was an average experience I did not reco as I felt it wasn't warranted. But if he and others think she is a gem then his not sharing may mean she won't be around for him to see if she doesn't have enough customers. And if even one person feels she is a gem, that would be a shame. In the end I guess everyone has an opinion on what a reco should be and what warrants one. A spinoff of the YMMV theme. Whatever your idea is, please submit a reco if YOU think it is deserved. To be honest, once you see enough posts from a member you get a sense what they are like and what they like. So you can determine if a reco from that person will have any value for you. But every reco has a value for someone.

This is so true, I have a few clients I've seen more times than I can count who have found me on Cerb, who have never written me a review. When asked about it (curiosity....can't help but thinking "am i doing something wrong? I'm confused, we keep visiting, yet no review.....?????), they have replied in various ways to why they haven't written them, saying things like "oh i am not the reviewing type", " i wouldn't know what to say" but yet each and every one of them decided to see me, my reviews, being a major influence on that decision. Gentlemen, if you are going to read and use the reviews to find a lady, why is such a far leap to write one as well? I understand a lot of you are shy, or private, but those who are even the top posters remain anonymous in "real" world, anonymity is the beauty of this place.I couldn't point out those I haven't met personally if they walked up to me face to face in the street lol. Some gentlemen feel like their writing skills aren't up to par. Well,you don't have to be William Shakespeare, and this isn't English class, you aren't being graded on your writing capabilities. I have received pm's, texts and email after the rendezvous saying how pleased they were, all messages were short and sweet, and could have easily been posted in the same exact wording as a review, and they would have been sufficient. if you are really concerned about they way in which you convey your experience, try typing it up on a word document first so you can edit it and review it if you feel like that's what you want to do, it gives you opportunity to chew it over, until you like what you wrote. Then you simply copy and paste it onto here. Finally, I fear some gentlemen do not write reviews because they are fearful their experience doesn't "measure up " to say another reviewer. For example, if a previous review of a lady communicated that the rendezvous was very passionate and wild, and your experience was more sensual and laid back, you may fear being looked at then less than the previous gentleman, or you weren't "as good"; you can't "top" the previous review. Well, as someone stated before, the review isn't about you, or a contest of who had the wildest or "best time" with the lady. It's about letting others know, especially those who are considering seeing us (hence reading the reviews lol) that they are not wasting their time, they will enjoy themselves and get their money's worth!!! I look at it kind of like American Idol, i.e. when you review us its like when you call in to vote for your favourite contestant. By writing a review, you are essentially "voting" for us, showing others that you think we are great and deserve to "win" lol :) By generating business our in "voting" for us, you are keeping us on the "show" because if we aren't earning we don't stay, so therefore you are ensuring we stick around and are available for future visits. I also personally think its it's unfair and disrespectful to the gentlemen (and the spirit of this board in general) who tofft and then take the time out of their busy lives to contribute by writing a review, just to read the reviews and reap the benefits of that information, only to then not contribute in the same way so that some other gentleman can receive the same beneficial information in the same way you did. Its a two way street imho, if your going to use the resource(reading the reviews), it is only fair contribute and replenish it (ie add onto the reviews) so that others may benefit form this wonderful forum, just as you did. Without the recommendations, how can a "recommendation board survive"? JMHO :)

I don't mean to cause any panic amongst all the lovely SP's (especially the one's who offer outcalls) but if you do a quick search on the internet it's not hard to find a wide assortment of spy cameras. Actually it would probably be a good idea to familiarize yourself with the different kinds so you know what to look for. You just might be on film in some shady guys private collection and not even know it. As for me the last thing I want to see is my fat ass on film. Even if I did put it on the internet it would just be confusing to most people,they would all be asking themselves "Why is that walrus attacking that sexy lady?" LOL. But seriously be careful ladies cause you never know.

So, to all of you folks who would walk away, a question: how would you feel if you showed up to meet someone who took one look at you and decided she didn't want to see you after all? It'd hurt, no? For me, the financial side of things is irrelevant here. Cancellation fee or no cancellation fee, I'd consider it spectacularly rude to turn around and walk away.

Are you serious? This is not the way for an SP to run her business as she may face the possibility of other guys finding out. The only way would be to put him in the bad date list. If someone has done something that justifies being in there, then they have screwed themselves over in the future to see other reputable ladies as many of us know each other. It is one thing to suggest this but if you put yourself in that situation, I'm sure you'd be freaking out. Unless he has done something REALLY bad ( and I'm not justifying this guy's actions) but discretion is key and there are many other ways to screw over a guy who has jerked you around. It's called confronting him on the spot demanding to be paid for her time, karma will get him in time and being posted on the bad date list. Many of us ladies are not rats and we do not use blackmail tactics and leave personal lives out of a business transaction in the SP-client relationship. Rest assured, I would never out a guy to his wife. There are other ways to deal with it.

This is horrible advice. The guy who underpaid her is wrong in what he did, but blackmailing him is not the right solution.