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With all due respect, if you really take the time to research the Montreal scene, whether it be agencies and/or independents- there's SO much information out there- you will see that B&S and scams can easily be avoided. I don't know of any reputable agencies/independents who would participate in B&S! Thank you for insulting all companions who made the choice of becoming involved in this lifestyle by preference and not as a last resort because they 'couldn't make it' as a dancer or MA. Your comment is truly heart warming and shows much respect towards companions in general.

CERB is absolutely tremendous help with "finding the right service", which is the most important thing. There are plenty of recommendations here with quite a bit of detail, so you can really understand why someone is being recommended and whether those reasons match your own tastes. What you'll get with a warehouse of "negative comments" is a way to identify wrong services. Who needs that when CERB already helps you find the right ones? That we don't dwell on the bad stuff here doesn't make us "limited", just civil and positive. You can still get everything you need to know from CERB to help with your search. Unless you have a morbid fascination with the negative, that is. In which case... you know... I very sincerely wish you success in your search.

Hmmm, and what about the 40 year old lady that if you bounce a quater of her ass or any other part of her body you and the quarter will will be propelled right back to Montreal. Yes that lady's body is mine and BTW I am very attractive.

Real gentlemen keep appointments or give as much advance notice as possible that they need to change the meeting time. When they give little notice or call after the meeting was scheduled to begin, the sincere ones won't be upset about paying for the missed meeting. Similarly, if a good companion needs to change a meeting time, she gives as much advance notice as possible and, if on short notice, generally reduces her fee or offers some other kind of benefit for re-booking the meeting. One of the difficulties that companions have to accept is that, for some men, going through the steps of making an inquiry, having a discussion about meeting options, fees, locations and activities, and making a firm booking is all they need to feel satisfied. It's all foreplay, part of an elaborate personal fantasy that he will never complete except in his own mind. In my experience, those prospective guests who insist on extensive e-mail and/or telephone conversations for days or weeks prior to meeting are more likely not to show up when the time comes. I don't mean that there's a problem with exchanging e-mail or calls ahead of time--far from it! I enjoy a good conversation that gives me a sense of who I will be meeting. The troublesome fellows are often easy to identify because they may write long, pornographic tales and urge me to reply in kind. (I never do.) They may try to set up elaborate fantasies or rituals, require specific and sometimes unusual wardrobe or make-up, demand intimate photographs not found on my website, or even nag me to tell them stories about things I may have done in the past. The guys who express great anxiety or uncertainty about whether it's safe to visit and who seem to want me to go beyond reasonable limits to reassure them that they will be safe with me are also much less likely to show up as planned. Unfortunately, people occasionally set up appointments that they have no intention of keeping because they want to reduce the likelihood that a paid companion will be able to work. I'm sorry to say that some SPs have been known to masquerade as potential male clients, contacting and booking time with touring ladies. They do this because they're insecure, new to the industry, jealous or envious; they hope to discourage highly-regarded, high-rated travelling companions from visiting their city. In Vancouver for the last three summers, a loosely-organized group of men has tried very hard to book false engagements with many high-end companions, often targeting particular days of the week. Their objective was to book appointments and not show up, in the hope that they could ensure that none of us would make any money that day. No-shows are almost inevitable in this business. I can't think of any hard-and-fast rules that will guarantee that a prospective new client will keep a meeting. But careful screening, patience and dedication do pay off in the end. I've found it best not to take special or unusual requests for first meetings. I also request deposits for extended meetings, particularly those made weeks or months in advance. I will not book an overnight engagement with someone I haven't seen before, nor will I go out of town to meet someone I don't know. For me, getting to know a bit about a gentleman before he visits me is always helpful for both of us. The more we can establish a friendly, personal rapport with one another, the greater the likelihood that all will go as expected.

Cerb will have to do! Seriously?There are gorgeous girls from montreal on cerb,gabriella,victoria jollie,ect,really! and I found it funny that you were surprised that a 30 something would have a beautiful body,we don't start falling apart just because we leave are teens and twenties,honey it just gets better! Please, as a male you are so lucky to have a site like cerb where there are numerous,beautiful ladies willling to provide their time and bodies to appropriate gentlemen at any given time,so please,next time show this site and it's lovely ladies some more respect.

Ottawa is famous for No-shows. Most of the time it isn't for a good reason, it's either they found someone else that they wanted to see more, or you were a plan B, or found someone cheaper.. ect.. Asking someone to change hotels and wanting a discount is a deal breaker right there. As soon as I get a client asking for a discount its game over right there. It's amazing how many ppl are in a "car accident" on the way to see a lady..almost an epidemic. LOL So when someone pulls a no show, we automatically ban them and call it a day. Just for clarification, if someone makes an appt and cancels it in a reasonable amount of time, that is a different story. But if we have to call the client and they tell us they have to cancel.. We cancel them, permenantly.

Wow ! Fellas....think before you type ! Sense and sensability and common courtesy is applicable here on Cerb just like everywhere else in the world we live in ! Respect these ladies :D Simple as that. Now I have the urge to bounce a quarter off my ass, pick it up right by my foot there, and fly to Montreal to catch the one Katherine sent flying ;)

Hi CERBies, how are you? I am feeling especially playful right now, and I'm sure there's some gent out there that would be interested in connecting for some special quality time. I'm 5'4" tall, weigh 125 lbs. pounds with long black hair and pink highlights, plus the sexiest bedroom brown eyes you've ever seen. I take great care of myself by working out at the gym five days a week; my nails are always done and I have a nice tan. I am conscientious when it comes to personal hygiene so I expect the same from you as well. I'm a young girl that enjoys what she does and it definitely shows. IN ROOM PACKAGE AND FEE'S (For an hour or less) Package no.1 : 60$ I keep my clothes on Full time massage (relaxation massage) And You will leave happy Package no.2 : 80$ Top less session (I keep the underwear on) Full time massage (relaxation massage) And You will leave happy Package no.3 : 100$ Full nude session (Nothing left except my skin) Half session massage - Or more if u wish to (relaxation massage) Body slide (On your back only) GFE Massage all inclusive (ask me some details) Soapy Shower fun Reverse Massage And You will leave happy IN ROOM PACKAGE AND FEE'S (For 90min only) The package no.4 to no.7 have to be book at least 24 hour in advance & Everything include in the package no.3 (is also include in package no. 4 to no.7) Body slide (On both side : Back & Front) Package no.4 : 200$ NURU MASSAGE : - Top Quality Nuru Massage Gel & - Nuru Air Mattress Premium Package no.5 : 200$ FRUIT & CHOCOLATE BUFFET : - Your choice of fruit (I Have to know the day before) & - Liquid chocolate (all over my body) Package no.6 : 200$ DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE Package no.7 : 200$ LINGERY REQUEST & UNDRESS ME : - That's for the fetish lover & - Request lingery and undress me as slow as you want SCHEDULE Tuesday March 6th : 4pm to 11pm Wednesday March 7th : 10am to 7pm Thursday March 8th : 10am to 11pm Friday March 9th : 10am to 11pm Saturday March 10th : 10am to 9pm Contact me :) 1. by pm here on cerb 2. by e-mail at [email protected] 3. call me at the spa at 613-274-7073 Just book soon as u can Visit my website for Availability (schedule is up till april 1st) More picture and info http://katrinecannon.com We can make the magic happen. You can read my many recommendations at http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=K&t=23997 I am a GFE MP xoxoxoxox luv u all Your lovely,

A number of ladies do vacate for a year or two then come back. Plus there is the whole policing of it that is time consuming.

Lets get back to the question being asked, what does the client want in a session with an SP. The ethics about being an RMT is something that Katrine understands and will sort out in the future. What do I want, and I will express this in terms of an older gentleman, number one I want a good massage, and nude or not I just like to relax and enjoy a good relaxing massage for I would say the first 60-70% of the time, maybe a little bit of chat. Sure, I've always liked hopping in the shower with the masseuse to start, great way to get acquainted, but then just lay back and enjoy. At the later part of the massage I don't need the continued simulation of a body slide, but a fairly progressive tease to finish. I like a lady that is comfortable with being touched and caressed during this part of the massage. Every once in a while I like to get her to get up on the table and I give her a real massage. Just a few ideas, it varies one lady to the next, one session to the next, and I guess that it would equate in SP terms to GFE.

Hey All! Im working TOMORROW 9-3 Come and enjoy a Great sensual massage and Amazzzzzing body slides! I believe my kind of massage is different from others.. its more of an experience.. simulated acts, different positions.. full body body slides.. a nice release.. I assure you its worth it.. You should feel relaxed and satisfied after the appt I make sure i take the whole time you paid for so if we finish early i normally offer a massage to finish the session. The house fee's are; for 30 min:50$ for 45 min 60$ and for 60 min 80$ I Do Have a special for 30 min massage pls contact me for more info Duos, Reverse, Light gfe, showers, hot tub also avail Working This week WED 9-3 THURS 4-11 FRI 4-11 and SAT 3-9 PM me if you have any other questions or so i can tell you how to book your appt. THX Hugs* and *Kisses Muah xo - Jordyn My Pics: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4316 My Recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=J&t=56307 Profile link: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=44874

I usually go to bed early so I'm an early riser, 5,6,7. I put on a pot of tea, coffee for later in the day. Sit in the bay window with my tea and spend a relaxing hour going through the Globe and Mail, cover to cover, then breakfast, always the best meal of the day.

Unfortunately, this is something who never gonna change, I guess. There will always have some guys out there who wont have respect for the girls time. I personnaly, dont give a second chance. Why should I bother if you didnt have the respect to call or text me to say you cant be there? I always save numbers from people who waste my time and dont even answer to their calls if they call me back. (The worse is that sometimes they leave message.. Why you never pick up?? LOL) Im ALWAYS mad when it happens to me.. BUT, I believe so much in ''karma'' that everytime it happens, somebody else more worth it book me for an appointment :) So, people who find it really funny to pull no show, if they think affecting our buissness... Sorrry, it didnt work!!! One day, somebody will waste THEIR time, they should understand why. Karma is a $%/"$/".

Absolutely Victoria ! I must ponder this for a minute... Me and 2 or 3 fellas on a boys fishing trip in closed quarters and a case of rum or gin. or Me and VJ on a fishing trip in closed quarters with a case of wine ;) Ok seriously....an awesome idea and something I would very very seriously consider....more of a fishing package over hunting but great idea :D I keep looking at your skiing packages and wishing I was back living in Alberta cause that would be an amazing little getaway !

Cato -- glad to see you two kids finally got together! (smile)

I'm exactly the same! Not just in my working life, either. People show you their true character, and if I don't like what I see, then it's curtains. No encore. There are exceptional circumstances, but they don't happen very often. If a client can't treat you with respect, courtesy and good manners from the get-go, then he's not worth it IMO. There's no shortage of other ladies he can go see, and there's no shortage of other guys you can see. Better than to suffer through an awkward appointment that neither one of you will really enjoy. You tell people how you wish to be treated by how you respond. Do what you feel is best, and in accordance with how you want to be treated. It's a rule I live by.

I've had no shows ( the reality is it's a cost of doing business) with no phone call or anything but most guys have cancelled within a reasonable amount of time. If you're cancelling 10 mins before then I find that unacceptable. I also have a "Do Not See list" and have had guys try to contact me again in the hopes that I won't know or had forgotten about whatever they had done. Once someone wrongs me, I freeze them out. My SP friends call me the Ice Queen for this very reason. Once someone wastes my time or anything that is considered bad in my books, they are a waste of time to me. I don't bother with them again..they become invisible in my world and I rarely give second chances. I don't screw around ( oh, the irony!lol) and for every no show/rude ass time waster, there will always be a good customer wanting to meet. Life is just too damn short....

Get up and put on the coffee. Shower (masterbate, optional) , shave, dress. Pour my first coffee and go on MSN, sports, review boards, messages. Anytime between 5:30 a.m. to 7 a.m. Eat breakfast, pack a lunch, head out to work,

Monique Matheson. You can find her on Escorts-Canada.

Up at 5am . COFFEE COFFEE! Already brewed on timer. Plunk down in office and check weather, hockey drafts, email, see what's shakin on Cerb, look in the mirror and decide I don't feel like shaving today and go to work at 5:30. Posted via Mobile Device

4:30: Let the dog out ( then in) 5:00: Get up for real , coffee on, first toast with PB and jam. 6:00: Drop off SO at work. 7:00: Drop off SKid at school. 7:15 More toast with PB and honey. 7:30: Work or internet, lately internet.

I usually drink two or three cups of coffee alone and in silence, check my mail and reply to any overnight inquiries. Then its ready set go for me. Eat, go running, clean my house and get ready for any guests that may be visiting. Talk to my cats as well of course. :biggrin:

baking I don't do (well a few cookies, special brownies, and annual fruit cake) ... but if anyone wants to swap real BBQ recipies I'm in (I have a side firebox BBQ at the cottage that often consumes between 4 and 12 hours of my time on a Saturday)

Hey maybe someone could introduce Vic Toews to Soleil! From what I read on the internet, he's divorced, bitter and lonely!! I'm sure she'd turn him around in no time!!

Recipe swap? Can someone find me a bloody cook instead!!! I need a volunteer!!!

By that definition, I'm definitely a grower... LOL

Arg, I'm running out of "y" places! Yucatan Peninsula

You will have a bit of a problem here, you cannot offer insurance receipts if you do anything remotely sexual during your sessions. You will have to be very careful about keeping the two aspects of massage completely separate from each other. Preferably you should practice your RMT sessions at a totally different location and at different times than your MA sessions. You shouldn't even use the same name. I've known ladies in the past who have maintained totally separate practices, one for RMT, one for MA. They won't even allow the same customers to see them in different capacities: if a customer is sees them as an MA, they aren't allowed to see them as an RMT. However, if your training as an RMT has improved your MA skills, then using those techniques will only be an asset. It's good for your advertising to be known as an "RMT-like massage provider", but as long as you never offer insurance receipts you're fine.

I'm going to accept that you say I am "nuts" as a supreme compliment! There are good nuts and bad nuts. As I was careful to point out, I don't think 100% compensation for less than 72 hours notice is either "appropriate" or even "affordable" for everybody but that's MY PERSONAL POLICY AND I'M STICKING TO IT: I have to know in my heart that my cancellation absolutely in no way had any financial impact on or affected in any negative way those supreme, gracious, generous, kind, understanding and wonderful lady's that would choose to take up this most honorable (and often challenging) profession. As as I'm not the one hour or less type, my block booking that has to be cancelled could do considerable damage but never will do any damage at all given that this is my policy. Saying that "no one needs that much notice, not even doctors or dentists." implies that you elevate these doctors and dentist as more professional and above your opinion of service providers and think they are more important people? I disagree. Service providers do what is unfortunately sometimes a very difficult job. But using this analogy, just try booking a Doctor or Dentist for 4 or 5 hours (if you even could) and then see how upset they get when you cancel. Please don't take this as any disrespect to you as truly none is intended, we're all friendly here, have a right to our own opinions (me included) and I'm just explaining why I am "nuts" :) People have every right to agree with me or not.

Well as Angela mentioned.. Chanel is quite good at strap-on too.. and of course we can both take turns getting in front :)

I totally volunteer to be the target. I'll put a white little tshirt on with a bullseye.. let's see who hits it the hardest and with most accuracy.. booyah!!!

I would recommend Chanel Reign and Carrie Moon!

Company coming for dinner so the roast chicken is in the oven and since I always need an excuse to do it, my house is pretty clean and tidy again. Great friends, great family, and hey, it's March. I even got out my indoor greenhouse assembled today found some pots and started looking at my veggie seeds. Thoughts of gardening. :)

A woman's gait (and a man's, too) can reveal a lot about them. I walk upright, not slouched. Chest up, back stretched. When you walk standing tall like this, it's hard not to have your hips sway since your whole torso is moving in gentle undulations with each step. I used to walk slouched a bit, always looking at the sidewalk. But a friend told me that my feet knew where the ground was, so why was I always checking? Ever since I've kept myself fully upright when walking. Much to some of my friends' dismay as I'm looking around at everything but them when we're talking. But hey... I like shiny stuff. Sue me. :-)

It may just be the relentless march towards softer, thicker and more luxurious paper means you can't get as much on a roll. And the rolls have to stay the same size so they continue to fit the holders...

Until I contact you each indivudally thank you all for your kind and well wishes. I lurked here before I had the courage to become a contributing member Now each person that I chat with daily has become very special to me in their own way. When I recieve a message I always have a smile on my face, I am so happy to know each and every one, some of you I have met others are my virtual friends. You all mean so much to me and thank you for the happiness and sometimes much needed advice you have brought to my life. I have been enriched because of you and many times over. I love you all, Katherine xoxo

Hey! Any new and exciting clients? lol

"... if you don't have anything nice to say... Please do not say anything at all" I believe is CERB"S motto. Nobody is perfect and everybody makes mistakes. As far as I know, being a graduate with impeccable spelling and grammar is not a prerequisite to become a member of this community. His post could've used some work but why the need to point it out? All I can say is at least he tried (and maybe to the best of his abilities).

I'd like to go on a meditation retreat, play in the Stratford Shakespeare festival, juggle fire, and learn to play the accordion. Ideally, when I am very old, I will have a pet donkey and a prosperous vegetable garden. I hope to one day re-master the cartwheel. (I had it when I was very young. Then I lost it.) I would be very interested in learning/practising parkour one day.

I respond the same way.. and even worse when guys ask me.. 'so is it anything goes' during your service? my response.. I'm not a blowup doll.

There are escorts and there are companions - just like there are amazing clients and not so wonderful ones. there is something for everyone, but it is about finding what you are looking for. Not everyone is seeking a slam..bam..thank you maam...There is way more to this business than just sex....A lady has every right to voice her opinion when she offers so much more than sex....I am very sorry that you feel that it is a lady's job to just lay on her back and take it.....

First off, IslandIndependant, apologies for my earlier response. Seriously I don't function well without a morning pot of coffee, and should have waited till I got home from work before replying I read the lines starting with "If a man is paying..." and honestly, it sounds, even now more like some guys who have made posts that are disrespectful towards SP's For me, and I'm sure for a lot of the gentlemen here, seeing a escort is more than just about sex. Yes, most definitely, sex is part of the encounter, but not the whole encounter. I like the entireity of the encounter, the initial meeting, conversation, sex, kissing/cuddling Another way to put it, I like encounters of two to three hours. I'm fifty years old...do you really believe I have two to three hours sexual stamina at my age?...no, I like the company of women for more than just sex. I don't know whether you have such a narrow shallow view of escorting because it was your mindset before entering the profession, or you have only met guys as clients who view you solely as a means for their sexual gratification. But it should be mutually beneficial. And that, for me doesn't mean money for sex. It means money to compensate for the lady's time, with the benefit of no relationship complications. What happens during the time can be mutually enjoyable and pleasurable. Seeing ladies shouldn't be a zero sum game...that whatever the gentleman gains is at the lady's loss Some coffee laden thoughts RG