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This was actually yesterdays highlight but: Well after 5 + years of tests and procedures and tumors removed and cancer and cancer scares I have finally been given a "clean bill of health"....at least for now ;) ...Yay !! So I am raising my glass of Lee's finest 2 year old home made wine (2010 was a great year) to all you Cerb peeps .... Cheers :chug: Life is good !

For some reason I get the impression you have already decided that 'since it's only an escort, then I am not responsible ..." If you get any woman pregnant, and a baby appears, regardless of what she does for work, the laws are the same. I think the only legal way to absolve your sperm from parental responsibility is donating via sperm bank. There must be some kind of release form that protects you from child support claims. * The only reason I am replying at all to this is that is seems to be a common fantasy by some that an sp who may accidentally become pregnant. I don't know many sps who don't have a method of birth control, or, should there be a condom mishap, wouldn't automatically go in for a morning after pill to ensure there would be no pregnancy. If all of that fails, then why , if such a thing has ever happened, wouldn't she simply get an abortion? And if that didn't happen, how, 9 months later, is she supposed to be able to get ahold of all the clients who may be the father in for DNA testing, and have them cooperate? And after all that, supposedly is going to be able to collect child support from that one, apparently, unlucky guy. I ask because there are so many single mothers unable to get their ex-SOs to cough up child support, so how is she going to manage to get a virtual stranger to do it?

Same as if you got a 'civilian' woman pregnant ;)

Perhaps it would be best if you created yourself a profile on a dating site, posted the above in your profile and looked for an NSA FWB type of 'relationship'? Good luck with your search!

Good thread! And a very subjective one. Gentlemen, if I may make a suggestion; take note here what the Ladies say. This is what is important for us, so we know whats important to you. :) This is my perspective: Seeing naked bodies in an intimate environment is different that just being around naked people at camps and events or photoshoots. One is sexual and one is not. Somewhere along the way I think my lines got blurred (in a good way), and so I do not see parts but the whole. An example: David Lee Roth. OMG sexy in the day and I bought into it. Until he opened his mouth. Crass, no class, and in my opinion, stupid as a bag of nails. Completely lost it for him right there and still find him revolting. So since 99.9% of us are "normal" by our own cultural dictates; I have to look further than a body to prefer a Client. Lady or Gent, you must be squeaky clean. Respectful, but also understand that I am also part of the 99.9 that you walk beside everyday. I am much more than you see, and live on the same planet you do. Therefore, friendly; and it will be reciprocated. In other words some should lose the "whore and slut" attitude, because what does that make you? With women I am totally enamoured of boobies!!!! And nipples!!! Oh my! I do admit to loving mens butts however. And believe me, cute bottoms come in all shapes and sizes! Age again is a no go with me. I know too many people that defy their chronological age....unfortunately both ways! lol But in this biz, I draw the line at around 25 or so. I have a Gent who is 81 and a snowbird. He WALKS to my location for our playdate. There is nothing gross or disgusting about this man. He is eloquent and open, and I look forward to our summer sessions together. There are so many versions of "married" out there these days, I rarely ask or look. Sometimes it is shared, and if I see the Gent regularly and we have such a rapport; I will sometimes quietly ask why they see me. The answers are usually the same variation. For the younger men, I tend to mostly get single ones.

I think you'll find most ladies preferred customers are those guys who are gentlemen. Married, single, divorced, skinny, heavy etc, I would think is moot to most ladies. But treating the ladies like ladies for that is what they are, and being a gentleman (and that includes good hygiene and paying in full), that would be, I'm guessing, a preferred customer Some ramblings from this older gentleman's perspective RG

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I too can attest to these resorts, and they are actually surprisingly affordable and beautiful places (not that you spend much time sightseeing). By the way, I am offering $50 for a hour of pussy eating. Any takers? Darn!

Hoping this advise does not get me in trouble sorry if it does but go to google and look up adult vacations there's resorts in those places that have girls waiting for you and you can trade them daily A buddy of mine went on a trip like that and loved it.

Adept in spell-check, not so much. Additional Comments: This reminds me of a time way back in my naive youth that I posted an ad on a board. In the ad, I was offering free cunnilingus to any fine ladies that wanted a treat. My thinking was: what lady wouldn't want to get eaten out for free? I would certainly drop everything for a free blowjob. I thought I was offering up something really special for them, and since I like doing it, this was a win-win situation for both parties. Strangely enough, no replies. Not one. Befuddled, I thought, since I do enjoy doing it a lot, I might as well up the ante and make the offer irresistible. So I offered to PAY any takers $50 to do cunnilingus on them. Guess what? Still no takers. It took me a while but eventually I matured and learned some important lessons about the differences between men and women.

Sometimes I think people ask questions like this as a joke, a way to get the folks here at cerb riled up. I guess it's a big world and it takes all kinds but the fact that someone thinks getting an escort pregnant is different than getting any other woman pregnant seems outrageous to me.

Fun thread, Emily. At first I was surprised it was a woman asking. Then I noticed you added a "Why?" to the question and could not help but think that a man would not do that. Which in and of itself says something. We have our preferences and there is no real answer for them. Women are awesome. It confuses and delights us. Both are great, but I will answer the survey by declaring I am an ass man. Now having said that, I can also safely say I am totally and utterly obsessed with breasts, its just that that obsession is much less powerful than my female ass obsession. As with everything all of us have been saying though this is generalisation. There are some women who have nicer breasts than they do asses. Some women just have a figure that complements their breasts specifically. Guys may not articulate it but we are attracted to the feminine curves that generally shape the body. "Incidental curves" I sometimes called them. Below I am going to describe two examples. You should know about me, yes, I am an ass man, and I, unlike most men I prefer tall women, brunettes and small breasts. There is a very good female friend of mine I will call K. (She has an unusual name so I am not going to use it here for discretionary reasons. Sorry if that is too paranoid.) K is short, very blonde, has a kind of flattish ass, and very large breasts. I totally want to do her. :-) She is gorgeous and her breasts are amazing. K just has curves like her hips and waist and has a shoulder width and other aspects of her overall build that make big boobs look good on her. Very good. So I am an as man who likes small breasts, but K is beautiful in the face, and has amazing blue eyes and a body that shouts "Big boobs need here" and that shout is answered very well. K does not have too much of an ass but I want to have sex with her and I fantasise about burying my head in her tits. One of my other friends, Catherine is a hottie with a very nice ass. She also has _huge_ and gorgeous breasts. Great figure in every other way, too. If Catherine had say A cup boobs I would describe her as being hot blonde with a great ass. She does have a great ass and I am into that. For some reason though, just her breasts are gorgeous and in my case not because of their size, they have fantastic qualities otherwise. My short description of her appearance is hot blonde with awesome, huge tits. Even though I am an ass man and she has it going on there too. Well I do not know why, but I think her breasts are her best feature and when I fantasise about Catherine it mostly centers around those amazing, amazing tits. Emily, both are great to touch, but I find myself when doing the act focusing on the breasts. Responsiveness is part of the reason why. Grizzly Slushie's post was funny and true. :-) I think I am also more conscious of the fact that a woman is more stimulated by breast touching. Over-thinking what my sex partner may be thinking makes me more breast focused. Perhaps, let us say very likely, I am wrong, but I assume women think of their ass as something they sit on, and their breasts in many ways, including a source of fun. Eastcoastgent: Ha! You made me laugh. Good one. eleazar: The question Emily posed was very specific, so all that guys are addressing it, but I have no doubt that all of us are with you on what you said, just to different degrees. Lots of other things make up superficial attraction and lots of other things make up deep attraction. We just had the obvious things first to discuss. However, I would be surprised if anyone did not metaphorical nod while reading your post. I can think of an example for this as well from the many female friends I lust over. One friend is very shot and thin. Thin to the degree that it hurts her figure. Small breasts, ass is pretty but would be prettier if filled out more, etc. She is good looking for sure, but mostly due to an overall feminine body and pretty face. No in your face womanly attributes. However she garners the most attention from guys in a group often. She exudes energy in her movements and speech. Always described her as hyper. This goes over well, and there is some extra thing I can put my finger on. For some reason when watching her you know, you just know, that the energy in her would come out in sex. Maybe it doesn't, sadly I do not know, but that is what a guys subconscious is thinking watching her. Heard the expression "Spring in his step."? My friend just has "I am very doable" bounce to her step. Emily: Perhaps scientific study is needed to answer your question. I volunteer to be your lab assistant.

Someone stealing and reposting your recommendations on another board, using a slight variation of your handle. What's that about? Edit: The stolen posts have been taken down on the other board. That's a relief at least.

I tilt both ways. Call me kinky. I've never been able to rationalize the relevance of a kiss. But I accept it. I have met and even have regulars who reject kissing. I'm baffled by that. To me, if you're going to do this and nothing else, it seems like kissing would be first and foremost. It seems like the most arousing and sensuous thing. But maybe that's just me. I accept it when people don't want to kiss, but it does change the game for me.

As far as clothes go, I live in Ottawa, nobody cares what they look like here. If I started wearing nice clothes everybody would probably assume I was from Montreal and start talking to me about smoked meat or the Jazz festival or something. The only brand I really care about is Lindt. Nobody makes a better a chocolate in my opinion.

There is no sure-fire way to get a woman to respond. There's no guaranteed way to get her interested in doing something she hasn't done before or found unpleasant when she tried. The only way to have a likelihood of success is to abandon goals, measures of success and pressure of any type. Talk to her about what you like, what feels good to you, whether she's doing it to you or you're doing it to her. Lots of, "that feels good," and "I love how it feels to do this to you," will not go amiss. Encourage gentle, playful exploration. In the bedroom, be sure never to say a single critical, negative or disappointed thing about anything she does, how she looks, what she's wearing or her mood. Give positive feedback only. Be enthusiastic and engaged. If you do need to give some negative feedback or make a complaint, save it for a time when you're both dressed, in a good mood and not in the bedroom! Extend your range of intimate activities outside the bedroom, too. Do the vacuuming, laundry and the dinner dishes half the time or more! :icon_wink:

I buy whoever has the superior product at a decent price. That being said I do not wear clothing emblazoned with brand names or logos. If they want me to be a walking billboard, they can pay me to wear their clothes. The only brand that I am strictly loyal to is Soap Works out of Toronto. I use their liquid glycerine soap and their laundry powder. Why? Good price, the stuff lasts forever, and there are no additives whatsoever. My skin loves it! Posted via Mobile Device

LOL. But seriously, before my wife became disabled (and unable), she suggested (her idea) we might like to someday soon have a professional lady join us; wasn't for educational purposes at all. We even openly discussed all the possible hazards and researched how this kind of encounter can go astray. Guess it's a shame (or a blessing) we never did get around to it before it was to late. Now I'll never know :) I proudly wear my wedding band in honour of my dear wife I shall forever love. I do hope the SPs realize that they are a tremendous help and comfort to us married clients and have probably saved many marriages. Thank you ladies for everything you do and doing what you do. I am so glad you ladies are around.

I would like to think I am a good client. I try to be respectful, polite, and hygenic. I feel those are the important things. I don't really worry about whether I am what an SP would find attractive or not. It's up to the SPs to decide who they want as their clientele and to develop a screening process that gets them that clientele. If an SP puts it in their ad that they won't see men under 40, I will respect that barrier and not contact that SP. But if the SP doesn't communicate any demographic barriers, then I assume she doesn't have any.

I want to party it up with Oscar Wilde and Emma Goldman! "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution." My revolution is a dancing revolution too, Emma!

Tnx everyone again and Remember to those who have already seen me It's see you later lol ;) ... I am just stopping taking a appointments to new clients as it will take alot more stress of my hands :) Tnx again everyone and will in deed keep everyone update in my new wonderful life :) xoxox

Cato, I merged this (Does not need another thread) I am aware of this issue and if anyone has a PM/EMAIL from this person please contact me and I will try to BAN them from cerb. In the meantime it is NEVER a wise ides to accept someones word that they are a member of cerb. Make sure you PM them from cerb to confirm that they are who they say.