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If a gentleman wants to see you the rate does not matter in the least in my experience. Somtimes I have to wait for a gent to ask that for quite some time. I will be asked the day before the encounter just so he will have to proper donation in the envelope. This is the type of guest I attract and what I am always "hoping " for. If the first question I get is how much, this is usually not going to be someone I would enjoy spending time with. We are so much more than our donation.

Cat this was a great idea. Thanks for kicking this off. My contribution is the review of Soleil by Big_Al. I get blown away each time I read it, it is that moving. I am convinced that all newbies should read this as part of their introduction to cerb. Go to this link and scroll down to post #26. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=15487&page=3

This has happened to me twice that i know of...once for a mix up on a planned date and recently because i had sided with a lady friend of mine instead of an old client {who became a friend} My understanding of recommendations is that you write them if you have had a good experience...to have them removed at a later date because you don't agree with me on something is just childish. This is not a me airing dirty anything it's just a fact that if you write a reco then it shouldn't be removed because you got pissed at someone. Was the reco not from your experience with the provider at that time? This is for all the ladies who this has happend to. Gentlemen if you write a recommendation then it should stay unless you were lying about your experience. In which case you shouldn't have written one anyway. kisses, Emma

A few ideas for getting media interested: Link it to the growing number of missing women in Winnipeg, the SWs who have been killed over the years, and the police inaction on that. I think I saw fairly recent stories on this topic. Mention that while people may not want an mp in their neighbourhood, maybe they also do not want a bunch of dead SWs either. Mps offer a safe and indoor location for people to go discretely and out of the public eye. Maybe mention the last time Winnipeg went to the trouble of shutting down a bawdy house set up, and went to court, and laid out charges, the only result was a slap on the wrist and a $2000 fine. Hardly worth the effort of destroying people's lives for something that didn't end the sex trade in Winnipeg. lnc, it is true they are a legal business, but they do not hold a bodyrub license, and providing sexual services of any kind is not legal. But yes they are being harrassed in a way that other health service businesses are not.

I have received some pics in advance but like Gena, I have never asked for one. I must add that sending a pic of your junk is not endearing LOL

There are always guys who want to negotiate the rate. My advice is just to ignore them. I agree with Porthos, too. This guy is trying to threaten you with a bad review if you won't lower your fee. That's another major strike against him. You don't need him as a client! The guys who try to haggle over money and make subtle or over threats are never good clients. Give them an inch and they'll try to grab the entire continent because they never think that anyone's rules apply to them. Most men are much, much better than this, Lana. It's not too much to expect to be treated with respect. There are plenty of wonderful men who are looking for someone just like you and will happily pay the fees you've set for yourself. Don't compromise!

Gabriella's review of the infamous FB-BBM agency. Although pretty much the entire thread is worth reading.

First off, no lady, no matter what her rate, overcharges. She charges what she feels her time, services and companionship is worth. If a gentleman finds her rates too high for his wallet (best way to phrase it I guess) he should look for another lady. As for the rating site, never seen it, and frankly don't care to As for him saying he saw you which you claim he didn't, red flag right there, he's lying to you And from your post it appears he wants to haggle, red flag number two...you never haggle over a lady's donation Finally, he's no gentleman, a gentleman would be respecful A quick rambling RG

I was thinking the other day about how long I've been on cerb, about 3.5 years, and how much I've changed. Then I looked back at my very first posts and reminisced about where I was in life in 2008. My first two posts are pretty dorky. I remember being shy and hesitant about posting because I'd been on the other boards and never felt they were healthy, welcoming sites. And then cerb came along... So different and I felt at home right away. Here are my first two posts: #1 New to Halifax Hello everyone, I'm new to Halifax and I want to meet new people! I was working in Edmonton and decided to relocate. Everyone's made me feel so welcoming so far, I know I'll find the same here... Feel free to pm me or write here! xoxo Amelia #2 I'm trying to post photos but have no idea how! Can someone enlighten me? Duuuhhhhh :) What was your first post and how have you changed? xo AM

Anyone have any recommendations?

That is an awesome idea...never thought of that, I would have no problem if a lady asks me to send a pic....and from Meg's comment...why the heck would a client send a pic of his junk?? lol

I would and I have a few times .... once the connection and level of trust is there....and with ladies I have every intention of meeting if the stars align. I sent Meg a picture of my junk and she sent it back with a frown face and a mustache doodled on it ;) haha yup kidding I also sent a picture to one lady of my pet moose that I keep freaking running into with my truck !!

After reading Amelia M's thread for "Our first posts" it made me think of the huge amount of posts on this site that are not only entertaining and informative but for me some have been life changing. I have had "Ah ha!" moments, times of personal reflection and some real soul searching prompted by what others have written and I'm sure I'm not alone. I've read posts that made me laugh until I cried and some that gave me the opportunity to let the tears flow and just be a human being for a moment. Let's go surfing thru our collective past and find the gems that still gleam gold and consolidate them into one thread... cat

I believe that Cat's post, # 20 in this thread on best excuses was one of the most hilarious pieces of writing that I have read on CERB. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=61441&page=2

My first visit to Ottawa in February was great. I recently visited Ottawa last week and it is fair to say I had a lot of cancellations which put a damper on my trip. Was I upset? Yes. Am I jaded? No! Will I go back to Ottawa? Yes but with better planning. I realized a few mistakes I made on my part. Like Sophia said it is all about timing. More than half of my pre-bookings cancelled. The interesting thing is that when I left I kept getting hobbyist asking me when I'm coming back to Ottawa. I don't know if this is a trend but I havent had enough visits to be sure. But I am in no rush to head back to Ottawa. "You are under no obligation to book just becasue I am visiting so why bother if you are not showing up?" I agree with Katherine. I will advertise a month or a few weeks before coming to a city. I don't understand why one would pre-book if they are unsure of their circumstances for that specific date. You are not under duress. Gena

You beat me to it, SNS, and I can't give any rep points at the moment. Another promising newbie form yesterday is Sydra Rainhart. Only two pics so far but very nice. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?u=66664

I just got woken up by a cat jumping on my chest and can't get back to sleep so bear with me here... If I knew for a fact that I did not see this person and was in a wicked mood after reading something like that, I would tell him to blow it out his dittybag and to take a hike. Or I would be professional and do what I do best when people make me angry.... I would ignore them and press the delete button. There's no point in debating someone who has already 'rated you' when their mind is made up about something. Frankly, if someone saw me and then came back months later to tell me they were dissatisfied with my rates, why are they just having a problem with this now? I don't put much stock in review boards and what opinions they have. Because everyone has one. If there is a problem with the rate, the client may pay it once and not go back because a) he doesn't want to pay that rate again or b) because he simply can't afford it. If a person has an issue with rates, you don't tell the SP that she is too much money. That's just rude. And the rate system? Is this based on just the rate itself or the services that commands such a rate? If they're too cheap, then that's their problem. Every SP's rate is a personal one and that's what she chooses to charges. The market will pay what it can bear. So if she feels she is not getting the rate she quotes because no one is booking, then she should make a decision and make her rates fall in line with what she feels is appropriate based on various factors. There will be men who may think it's too much and those who have no problem with it. Thankfully most men I have dealt with have been respectful to me and I haven't really had to deal with this sort of thing. Most have politely said thank-you and hung up. Other people who engage in this hobby don't understand that this is a luxury service and more of a want than a necessity they need to survive basic human needs. It's like if I were to walk into a Mercedes dealership and become irrate because I don't have a Mercedes vehicle like my neighbor since the price is too high. I could have one based on the income I generate but I choose not to have one at this time based on other financial factors and I like to live within my means. Maybe if I save more money or when the time is right but in reality I live with the fact that it is out of my reach at the moment but perhaps a possibility in the future. It would be considered frivilous and a luxury for me when I can keep driving my Honda Civic and still get from point A to point B. Those people that publically use a rating system to try and ambush the SP into lowering their rate have issues and it's most likely with themselves rather than the provider. I don't understand why some men feel so entitled and angry and go so far to use a rating system based on rates because they can't or don't want to be able to afford such and such an SP. It's like a kid crying because he can't play with another kid's toy. Wah! Too bad so sad! They need to grow up or save up!

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During a recent encounter with Gabriella she ended up being so relaxed that she wanted to take a nap all the while lamenting that my fingers, tongue and hands had rendered her into Jell-O. Mellow Jell-O as I said. This of course after we had a deliciously sweet time together. To the tune of Mellow Yellow and with a little artistic license with the lyrics, here's to you babe and my all your men leave you feeling relaxed. Mellow Yellow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCjv2OiTxE Mellow Jell-O I'm just mad about Gabby Gabby's just mad about me I'm just mad about Gabby She's just mad about me {Refrain} She turned to mellow Jell-O (By my hand) She turned to mellow Jell-O (Was my plan) She turned to mellow Jell-O I'm just mad about Gabriella Gabriella's mad about me I'm just mad about Gabriella She's just mad about me {Refrain} She turned to mellow Jell-O (By my hand) She turned to mellow Jell-O (Was my plan) She turned to mellow Jell-O Hands that oh slowly glide Lips that just gently suck Bodies just wanna slide Into one delicious sweet fuck {Refrain} She turned to mellow Jell-O (By my hand) She turned to mellow Jell-O (Was my plan) She turned to mellow Jell-O (Oh so mellow, when she's so Jell-O-ed) You have to love the Jo .....uh-oh oh Gonna be a sudden craze You have to love the Jo .....uh-oh oh Bound to be the very next phase {Refrain} She turned to mellow Jell-O (By my hand) She turned to mellow Jell-O (Was my plan) She turned to mellow Jell-O Gabby -- yeah I'm just mad about her I'm just mad about Gabby She's just mad about me {Refrain} She turned to mellow Jell-O (By my hand) She turned to mellow Jell-O (Was my plan) She turned to mellow Jell-O (Oh so Jell-O-ed, oh so mellow)

On a similar note the Cerb family thread.

I really liked this thread, and all the posts that were in it! I think we were all so touched by Spud's post, and feel like we were able to connect with one another because of it! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=78820 BTW Cat, very nice idea for a thread:)

I didn't realize that there are providers out there who didn't like toys! Is that even an option with this career choice? cat

I honestly don't know how you ladies cope with this sort of bullshit!! It seems to me the guy is simply trying to coerce you into negotiating rates by threatening you with the possibility of a bad review. He screwed up by saying he saw you before you had started in the biz, so clearly he's lying. As RG says, certainly not a gentleman. I used to read some of the other review boards, cross-checking recommendations here. I don't even bother anymore. Recommendations from trusted brothers here on CERB is more than sufficient. As others have stated, the fact that I too have never had a bad experience with a CERB lady, speaks volumes. Having said that, even when I was reading the review boards I would have ignored a rating of 1 (the whole idea of these numerical ratings is pretty degrading) simply because it shows a complete lack of balance and is indicative of someone with an ax to grind. Be yourself and ignore the idiot. He's full of bluster and hot air, and he'll disappear. And truth be told, you don't want him, or anyone that would believe his reviews, for a client anyway. Porthos

I saw this pic for the first time today and I am in awe of the sexy Katherine!

Myself and Angela, Annessa, Nicki, Carrie and Berlin. All stunningly lovely Ladies to play with! Trust me!

Penelope Davis and I will be visiting Ottawa on May 9th to 12th . How much heat can you stand? :icon_wink:

Totally pimping SaraMQ and I :D

It sounds to me like you are pretty sure what you are looking for. May I suggest perusing the Ladies pages and develop a rapport with the Ladies you are interested in. You have a veritable buffet in front of you! :) Most SP's welcome and treasure their regulars. The ones that treat you respectfully and develop a peer-to-peer relationship with the understanding that it's a friendly sexual relationship, nothing more. Also, most SP's do not want the "puppy dog". When the line blurs it can become complicated for an SP and usually doesn't end up well. I do not fall into what you are looking for other than I am low volume, seeing one Playdate a day that are mostly regulars. I too like the chemistry and ability to explore regularly with one person (or three). And yes sometimes you are the proverbial "bartender" and listen to what is personally shared. I am positive there is someone out there in CERB Land that fits your preference perfectly. :) Chanel

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So I have an advertisements on another site where a 30 something gentleman had started contacting me with interest of a meeting. At first all his requests were something I was able to provide. Very basic, common, requests. He said this was his first time and he was nervous I assured him I an quite new at this myaelf and would do my best to make him feel as comfortable as I possibly could. Ten mins before our scheduled appt. he had cancelled on me with hig reason being his "consciences " kicked In and thought about hid wife and child. I explained I understood his concerns and wished him well A couple weeks later he had changed his mind and this time his requests were much more than what I was willing to provide. I politely declined but his messages became way more aggressive and quite frankly scary and intimidating. I stopp3d replying and ignored his messages. This morning I received an email from his "wife" claiming that I'm a homewrecker and she will be contacting the police Is this something I should be concerned about?

Wow, talk about the word spreading like wild fire. I know this your Halifax party and I have no hand in organizing it or having anything really to say about it, except that this needs to be addressed sooner than later. I have already have a few ladies who have pm'd me concerned about some of the guys who are under the impression that a social means they can expect things like "lap dances" and the girls performing in other ways, etc. You need to be very clear that at least as far as the Ottawa socials were concerned, it was just that "a social" - a place to meet and greet without any hanky panky, groping or inappropriate gestures or language being toelrated. So for those of you who think your $20 is the key to the Champagne room, you might want to rethink your expectations. Private parties where ladies offer services is another type of party format that is generally not organized at a public location. I will look to the organizers Penelope and Taloon to back me on this point, that this is a public social where folks are expected to behave accordingly? Carry on...

Does it ever occur to anybody else that this generation who congratulate themselves on how great they had it are the same people who invented the Nintendo, the cell phone, the MP3 player, and pushed for all these safety precautions, pushed for participation medals for their kids, did the research on smoking etc? Sorry, but I just find it groan inducing to see one generation blame the generation it raised for how it turned out. They should pull a Michael Jackson and start with the man in the mirror.

Sophia's Caribbean album :) http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4547

September 27th, 2011 The Fat Bastard's BBM experience By Gabriella Laurence E.A.G.L.E Entertainment OTTAWA- Without Fat Bastard BBM Ottawa would not be the same anymore. Thanks to the creator and owner of the agency, M. Old Dog, and to all his associates, the ladies of Ottawa and surroundings no longer need to be desperate housewifes! With deluxe accommodations, first class amenities, stellar service and outstanding onsite entertainment, FB BBM has been granted a 7.3.8.2 star classification last week. VIP BBM guests can also enjoy exquisite meals prepared by dedicated and professional chefs who uphold the highest levels of culinary skills. Miss AngelaofOttawa and Miss Samatha Evans from Vancouver, BC visited the luxurious FB BBM Play Boy hotel resort last weekend. "Play Boy hfxAndy came to pick me up at my house in the FB BBM limousine who was accompanied by a motorcycle escort. We headed to the Ottawa airport where we picked up my friend Samatha. On the way to FB BBM's incall location we were offered beer and cheezies by Play Boy Capitalman while Hot Stuff was playing on the radio. It was a great way to start our weekend! .... LeeRichards- FB BBM motorcycle escort..............................FB BBM limousine ............................ Once we arrived at BBM's upscale resort location we are amazed by the warm reception we received from one of the associates! It almost felt like a home away from home. We were then given a tour of the site and shown to our suites. ........... Greeter face2face .......................................... FB BBM resort............................. We were both ecstatic when we saw our accommodations for the weekend! Highly impressive! Both of our rooms had a queen size bed equipped with a high quality memory foam mattress, several Tempur-Pedic Swedish pillows and a large flat screen TV. The shower was big enough for 4 people and had multiple rain shower heads with separate hot and cold wall fixtures for total temperature control. We were later invited down by the lake for dinner. M. Old Dog and M. Leerichards had the immense pleasure to cook for all of us that evening and make use of their very specialised BBQ equipment. The house specialty drinks were awesome! We don't remember much after that but I'm sure we had a great time with all the great hosts of FB BBM!" For more information about Fast Bastard BBM (locations, transportation, services & rates) please call 1-800-hungry-for-you

i'm really not interested in reveiling the guys name on here..that would be just as childish as he removing my reco. I just started this thread because i thought it was in bad taste for anyone to be removing reco's for stupid reasons.

I love Heather Carolin. She's not, however, my favorite redhead. My favorite redhead did have an uncanny resemblance to Heather, pictured here. The eyes, the wry smile, the knowing look. This pic could well be of her. I met her in my youth, when I was living in Europe. A musician; our first date was at a concert where she was performing, and I knew right away as I watched her, my eyes riveted on her spinner frame and her every movement, that I was lost. After the concert, I had arranged a party at my flat to celebrate her performance, and she stayed when the other guests left, 'to help me clean up' (she said). I remember vividly the thrill of our first embrace, as I approached her from behind and held her tight, and felt her responding. She turned, and gave me that smile. Then the sparkling eyes, the eyes gleaming as she pleasured me for the first time, a sight I'll never forget. Then my first taste of her, and our rocketing sex. I couldn't keep her long; she had other places to go and things to do. But she's remained an enchanting and a haunting memory all through the years. We met again recently, and the feelings flowed back, as powerfully as on that first embrace. And then she was gone. Next life, if there is such a thing, I get her.