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The last time I stayed in a hotel I checked for bed bugs !! This is what I found :D So I felt it would be best if I stayed the night and keep checking ;) You just can't be too cautious these days !!!

I've debated starting this thread for months. Firstly when I left cerb last September, and more recently when I rejoined. I've heard some very, very outlandish rumours about why I left cerb, and retired from escorting last September. Which is why I chose to put this thread in the 'escort discussion' area. I've heard these rumours from people who heard them from people I've never met. And people who definitely should not be sharing my personal information. Especially personal information that isn't even true. So, I've finally decided to make it public. Here's the big reason I retired from escorting last year: I lost a friend. And two months later I lost another. And a few months after that, I lost another. Escorting is a business that requires a very, very large part of your emotions to be there. Massage does as well, but not to the same level. And I haven't been able to provide the connection escorting has required for quite a few months now. I did not retire because I was robbed. I was NOT robbed by a client or anyone to do with the business. I did get robbed, and shared that information with some SPs in private, and it is very sad that this information was not kept in private because it had nothing to do with work. I did not retire because my business was lacking, or because I couldn't afford a work apartment. I left because I wanted, when I went home at the end of the day, to be able to focus on my friends, and my life. Nothing scandalous. And it makes me very sad that I've continued to hear gossip and rumours about me and my life in the months since I made the change. We all share parts of ourselves with each other on a daily basis, both on this site, and in the work that we do. But here's a note to people to think that they have the right to pry, and butt in to the personal business of people who just want to be left alone: it hurts, it creates lies, and you're not helping anyone. I've grown tired of people telling me why they heard I've left, and I'm saddened that people think my life is something to be gossiped about. We all can get very personal in our discussions on this site, and in our sessions: but here's a tip that should be taken to heart by everyone: if it was told to you in private, that makes it private. Don't spread rumours about people, and don't break confidences. You're better than that. Everyone is. I am not posting this for anyone to offer condolences on the loss of my friends. I'm not posting this for people to offer sympathy or anger in any way, or to post stories about rumours they've heard. I simply decided that, after so many months of STILL being asked why I left, and still hearing rumours about my reasons, that I would share this. That's all. Thanks.

Yo, Sobeys is national now, so don't get all down on yourself thinking that us smalltown Stellartonians can't get all billionaire! Alcohol impairs judgement? Does that mean you were drunk at Costco?!? Woo hooo, YES! I'm not the only one! Man, I gotta go drinking with you! Doesn't Costco have some tight ass jeans working there? Costco, Walmart, Superstore, then cross the street to Kent....YEAH! Chain Lake Crawl! Let's get it together, my man! Of course men are from mars and women venus...we get together once in a while to reproduce and all the rest is bullshit. Really. It is. You could have told her she had a President's Choice ass! :-)

I like this idea. Therefore, I'll take this opportunity to nominate two ladies who are amongst the missing. 1/ Berlin In her, I see a lady that I went to college with.......a very good friend. Berlin is someone I have never seen or spoken with, but I think I know her. If you're not sure what's on her mind, you aren't listening. She nailed me to the wall one time and I was crushed, lol. Big heart and I miss her. 2/ Isabella Gia Also have never met her, but miss her presence. She's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day and always livened up the discussions with her upbeat point of view. I always smiled when I saw the pink font and used to love her posts. Both of these ladies were a big part of the board and I do hope to see them again.......along with the other lost lambs.

My CERB Goddess Of The Day today is a lady who has achieved Goddesshood today, and that is Georgiana Sweet. Just recently she has joined CERB, but made an impact, with her posts, and contributing to a positive community. We have only met through posts and pm's, but I am looking forward to meeting her in the future. Georgiana's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=65585 A Photo or two And again Georgiana, congratulations on achieving Goddesshood today, well deserved RG

The lady that I would like to put forward as today's Goddess of the Day is the incomparable Samantha Evans. Samantha is the epitome of the women that we would all enjoy the opportunity to meet and wish to spend time with. Her smile is infectious, her conversation stimulating, and her writing, well, her words speak for themselves to all of us. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22427 I consider myself so fortunate to have been able to spend just one evening with this wonderful lady in Vancouver and to have had an opportunity to delve into just a few of the many aspects of Samantha that make her so intriguing. A very special woman she is who has earned our admiration and respect. When she does arrange to attend a social in Ottawa or (hint hint) a social in Halifax, it would be my pleasure and privelege to see her again.

Well Katherine....this was me 5 years ago in my speedo... Since you beautiful Cerb ladies have been keeping me active and busy the last couple years or so....this is me now :) I have changed so much hard to even see the resembleance ...huh?? A little while back...OD posted a pic saying it was Lee Richards :( This fella is actually Phaedrus !! This pic is from his personal website .... www.myasscrack.com ;) Old Dog gets confused easily .... so all is OK...otherwise I would have reported him to Cowboy Kenny as a dirty rotten picture thief and a Shiller...

There is a time and a place for paying those kind of compliments and costco is just not one of them. You did well to resist the urge. Smiles from strangers are appreciated by most women, I believe. But lewd remarks from strangers walking up to you out of nowhere are generally not popular. It is pretty objectifying. You probably wouldn't make a girl feel complimented, but rather dehumanised. Appreciate her quietly -- we all look and there's nothing wrong with that. But don't walk up to a woman and make any remarks about her body. How is she supposed to respond to a comment like that? She knows, and she's probably happy you enjoy how she looks. But she doesn't want to hear your opinion of her ass while she's going about her day.

Sometimes it's the big things, the things that are beyond your control that stress you out. Those things, I have learned to accept and try to find ways to deal with them in a healthy way. It's the small things that always take me down! I have lived thru my fair share of huge setbacks that I have had to live thru but I find myself almost derailed by the little things. Today's stress is a contractor, who was paid a hefty deposit so that service would occur today before 3pm. He arrived 5 mins ago. I have had to ask a very considerate gentleman to come later than his scheduled apt time. I have a very specific routine that I like to follow before and encounter and schedule my time accordingly. This contractor's lack of scheduling and the fact that I had to call him instead of vice versa has me sitting here, on edge, frustrated and STRESSED. So, what are the small things that stress you out?

Yup! That's crazy and it's one of those dumb things I mentioned people do in relationships. I was answering Roamingguy's more general question ("what is your take on May/December romances?"). As for the specific example of THAT relationship -- yup, it's definitely one of those cases were the people involved got it seriously wrong. And now the guy and his kids are paying the price. I'm just saying that it's not a lesson about age differences -- it's a lesson about power differences. Age is just one form. I can't based on RG's example condemn all May-December relationships.

I've been known to be used as a fruit buffet table a time or two. Use your belly button or...emh! for dipping! Or just licking...hahah

Thank you for the thread Sophia. All us gentlemen appreciate the sentiments and being acknowledged, even though we certainly didn't expect it. A very pleasant surprise. Likewise, I'd like to acknowledge all the ladies, and yes ladies (well Goddesses) on CERB. If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't even be here Finally a thank you to Mod, Council and CERB. If not for them and this board, this would just be another dime a dozen escort site. Not a community where threads like this, CERB Goddess of the Day, and other positive threads acknowledging all of us in a positive way. This is clearly a community of ladies and gentlemen A rambling RG

Last day in Ontario before heading back to NL. Met a lady from Bell Island who told me I've picked up a bit of an accent! Last visit with my dear old Mom, who recognized me today, but can't stay awake long enough to really chat. Still, I'm counting it as a highlight! Porthos

I prefer to have quick glance and perhaps smile and admire, not stare and not comment. It is amazing how you just might receive a smile back. :)

Well two ladies who are currently not with us, but I'm looking forward to their return to CERB, I'll nominate as my CERB Goddesses of the Day The first is Alexandra Sky. A CERB contributor, came up with positive threads such as the "I Like/Positivity Thread" Enjoyed reading her posts, and looking forward to her return to CERB A photo of the lovely Alexandra What some gentlemen think of Alexandra http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63135 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=40830 The second lady (just mentioned) who is also not with us, but I'm looking forward to her return to CERB too, is Isabella Gia. A lady who has a heart of gold. How many ladies like, as a gift, to receive a contribution to a food bank, something that helps others. Here is a photo of the lovely Isabella And what some gentlemen think of Isabella http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=I&t=22900 In spite of their time out, both ladies' positive contributions to CERB can't be overlooked, and I for one will welcome them back when they are out of the penalty box :-) RG

I had a very enjoyable conversation, today, with a beautiful consort about website design and photo shoots. I can't wait to get started! So much so that I'm staying up FAR too late thinking about it.

I am jealous Cato! Ariel is a jem. It was your reco that got me to seek this amazing woman. She is now my ATF. I have been out of town for a while but love your posts about the duos. I can only handle Ariel solo; anything more would require a defibrillator...

So, for the weekend, something a little different. Can we nominate goddesses who are no longer with us? I'm going to anyway :) My nomination for today is... Sensual Erin. She's not here any more, alas, which is a great loss to us all. But I'm sure that those of us who had the pleasure of reading her posts will recall her wit, charm, integrity, and good sense. I hope she'll come back sometime.

I used to see a particular MPA who offered ...let's just say "special treatment" to me. One day she walked into my place of business as a new client. It has been over a year since I was in her spa so I just pretended like there was nothing between us and she did the same. Years later she moved on and I was shocked when one of my co-workers said to me (while a little tipsy at the office Xmas party) that the MPA has told her once that she used to see me at her spa for hj's and extras. The co-worker was completely laughing and said "can you believe her?? What a nutjob!". I was screaming inside... Tap'n talk'n

I do the same as Nicolette, I have an automatic food dispenser for my cat I also have a automatic water dispenser along the same lines This is what it looks like RG

Having someone tell me I look better with no makup or facny dress!!

I often turn everything off and go to the movies by myself and love it! My friends think I'm weird lol. I strongly believe that Voluntary Solitude is something everyone occasionally needs but not enough people are comfortable enough to allow themselves to have. Posted via Mobile Device

A New Years Eve dinner function a few years ago with lots of people I didn't know. While scanning the menu a late arriving couple sat directly across from me and my SO. I looked up to introduce myself and low and behold a woman I had seen no more than 2-3 hours earlier was sitting right there. We all made small talk, it was an interesting evening to say the least. But fun!! Peace MG

And to throw my two cents worth in here, adding to Samantha's and Angela's comments, for your safety, have a verification process as part of your screening measure. What I have provided to ladies I see, is my full real name, board handle, cell phone number, email address, confirmation of board handle by a pm and a reference from a lady I have seen. Gentlemen understand that until you two meet you are both strangers, and for all the hype about a man's privacy, really the ladies run a much higher risk safety wise than a man does There are many ladies on this board who I am sure would be happy to advise you about screening methods/verification. My experience, when providing this information to a lady, it went a long way to establishing a trusting relationship before we even met, and got our encounter started on a positive note For anyone evasive about being screened, remember, no amount of money is worth your safety (and maybe life) One more thing, not clear from your post, but so you know outcalls are going to the gentleman's place, be it his hotel or residence, incalls the gentleman comes to your place be it your apartment or hotel This guy's point of view RG

When I started escorting in 1995, outcalls were the norm. Just to add to what Samantha Evans already said, it's best to only go to private residences or hotels where you can verify your client. What I mean by that is that you do not accept appointments based on a cell phone only. You need them to provide a landline number to ensure they are really where they are. It's hard to imagine, but it does happen, where "Joe" from Winnipeg is visiting Ottawa and wants an outcall and calls you from his cell and wants you to meet him at his hotel at 10:00 pm. That's nice except, how do you really know "Joe" is in your city. Hotel: Tell the client you need his name, the hotel address and phone number and room number. Tell him that in order to confirm the booking, you need to call the hotel and and ask for that person and make sure he is really in that room. If he balks at this for "privacy reasons", assure him that you are only using this information to verify and that he is paying for discretion. If he tries to circumvent your booking procedure, then don't bother. If he can't honour your wishes before the appointment, then don't expect him to do so in the bedroom. If he says he'll be checking in later, tell him you cannot be on your way until he verifies he is in the room. It's also best to let the client know when you are on your way and to adhere to a timely schedule. The minimum requirement for an out-call in Ottawa is usually one hour. If he's booking for hours later, it's good to call, because I have called clients back to tell them I'm on my way and they don't answer. I never set foot out the door until I know they are in their room and expecting me. Also NEVER agree to meet a client in a public place, e.g. the lobby or a restaurant. If he wants to take you out, then insist that you must meet him at his hotel room (or home) in order to meet and take care of business so to speak so that you are doing this in private. Residences: This is tricky because many people these days only have a cell phone, but in order to have some measure of security, you should insist on them giving you their landline telephone number and have them call you from it. You can consult sites like canada.411 to verify their name and address. If they don't have a landline telephone, you risk being given a fake address. Which is why these days, I do very few outcalls to private residences. The only exception I make is if the client tells me he is within a 10 minute drive from me and then I will take the chance and most often (9 times out of 10 the booking is legit, but the first time you take a driver to call and the guy doesn't answer or the address is fake and you have to fork over $40 or more, believe me, you won't do it again). Whatever happens, don't allow yourself to be manipulated. No exceptions. When we start cutting corners is when safety is compromised. I may not know "everything" but I have learned over the years that when I have deviated from this, that's when I have had problems. It's not worth risking your time and safety by letting someone dictate to you how it's going to be because they can't meet your requirements.

Advertising, whether online or in print, is perfectly legal. There have been judicial rulings in the 1980s that said that advertising is private communication because readers are never forced to read ads. The only way to work legally is to go to the client's location for the call. That said, this is also one of the least safe ways to work, too. If you decide to do outcalls only, please, please, please make sure you have a driver and that the driver knows where you're going and what time you'll be ready to leave. Call the driver when you enter the house or hotel room and call again at an agreed-upon time. For example, if your meeting with the client will last an hour, make sure you call the driver when the hour is over, no matter what. If the driver doesn't hear from you, you should have a plan about what they are to do. If you don't have a driver now, contact other ladies where you are and get some recommendations. Don't hire someone who's just decided that this is a cool and sexy way to make a bit of money now that there's even less risk of prosecution than there was before recent the Ontario Court of Appeal decision. You want someone who is experienced and has been proven reliable. I never go to clients' homes except in very rare cases where I have known the client for quite some time. Even then, I once ran into a problem that I was able to manage easily enough but which would not have happened at my place. The difficulty with hotel rooms and clients' homes is that you have no idea who is on the other side of the door when it opens to admit you. If you go to a hotel, make sure you check out the room thoroughly, looking in the bathroom, including the shower, and the closets. If there's a door that adjoins another room, make sure that it's locked on your side so that no one can enter from the room next door. In a client's home, the problem is that you don't necessarily know where all the exits are. It's harder to know who is in the place and you have no control over whether someone else may arrive while you're there. I can appreciate your reluctance to work from your own apartment but, frankly, this is safer than going to someone else's location. It's not legal, but unless you see a high volume of clients, entertain late at night or cause unusual noise, you're not likely to have a problem. It's critically important that the companion be in control of the encounter at all times, every time she meets with anyone, wherever the meeting takes place. That's much easier when you're in your own place and much more difficult when you're in the client's home. Despite these warnings, it's true that many women work successfully doing outcalls. It might be a good idea to connect with some others and find out about their safety strategies. Over time we all think of things that never occurred to us when we started out. Always remember: nothing, absolutely nothing, ever, including any amount of money, is more important that your personal safety, so don't compromise!

Fun in the CR today with Ariel. Later, a dancer that I hadn't met before came up to me after Ariel left my table and said, "She's the most beautiful girl who's ever worked here, and she's so nice. I love her." I replied that this dancer and I had something in common, a bond. An Ariel bond. :)

CERB is a tough place to defend this, in the context of working as an escort, but outside of my work I do not like to be sexualised by strangers wherever I go. Even if you don't understand it I think it's pretty clear that women do not find random bum-related comments complimentary, so no man should expect to be thanked for a comment that he knows will not be appreciated. I will say thank you for compliments on my dress, but not my ass. That's just telling men that I like it when they objectify my. I understand it, because I view women sexually as well. But I don't thrust my sexuality at them while they are shopping for lettuce. I don't want to single out poor boomer, but I want to address the idea that women dressed in a sexy manner are fishing for these "compliments". It really opens a can of worms. Should every man she passes tell her what he thinks of her body? If it is okay to say your ass is spectacular is it also okay to say, "Wow, I would love to fuck you"? Where do we draw the line? How many men get to talk about her ass or tits in the grocery store before she's allowed to stop thanking them? If it is not acceptable for every man should say "great ass" who gets to be the exception? Should she wear jogging pants if she doesn't want men commenting on her body? (Btw, this doesn't work.) How sexy is sexy enough to warrant being objectified publicly by strangers? I am an escort, I am far from a prude, and I HATE getting these kinds of comments from men when I'm going about my day. Nuances make a huge difference, and there is a not-so-subtle nuance between smiling and making lewd comments about a woman's body. It is very easy to smile and say nothing, and that is always recommended. Women have said again and again, for decades (probably centuries) -- with near perfect unanimity -- that we do not like these comments. I think you can take us at our word that we're not fishing for them, no matter what we're wearing. I hope that didn't come across as too negative.

Six packs? More like kegs.

I salute all the gentlemen mentioned here, you guys are great like brothers from another mother. Thank you Sophia for starting this thread, hugs and kisses we love you and all the ladies of CERB.

I only use phone as a booking method since I find email a bit too anonymous. When someone calls me, I'm more than happy to give them info and whether we like or not, potential clients are consumers and are looking to find the most suitable SP for them. I don't really see it as tire kicking except when negotiations come into play which is a complete turn off. When someone calls me, I can tell amost immediately if I am going to enjoy their company or not. It's all in the tone of their voice, the questions they ask and how they respond to me. The best thing to do is be polite when you call. Many SPs may start a friendly dialogue with you and you can gain insight as to whether or not they're sincere. If they sound too business like and looking to get you off the phone right away, then that is a clue. If people are rude to me or want to start negotiating, I will end the phone call almost immediately. I know there is an awkward moment where you've received all necessary information and you feel as though you have to make a decision right then and then don't feel you have to be pressured into this. A good SP will not force you to make an immediate decision. When I take the time to talk to someone, the potential client remembers this and will see it as a good sign that the SP is friendly and nice and that it will be a good encounter if they met. Thank the SP and tell them you have some things to handle and you may call them back. SPs know people call around and inquire as one guy who called me was calling my friend the next minute and we happened to be together at her place.lol. The three of us laughed about it when he was speaking to her.

I love watching cum shots.. but Angela used to film me when I was doing amateur porn and would audibly get excited when the cum shot was about to happen. I either had to edit out her glee or finally duct tape her mouth shut (figuratively of course).. it was pretty funny. She just can't help herself.

My CERB Goddess Of The Day is Sophia Varoushka. A lady from down east who contributes upbeat posts to CERB, helping to make it the positive board it is. When she posts something I read it. And her latest thread, much along the same lines as CERB's Goddess of the Day Thread is her thread, Ode To The Gentlemen Of CERB, allowing members to post something positive about the gentlemen of CERB...definitely contributes to positiveness on CERB Sophia's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=38592 What some gentlemen have said about Sophia http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=56823 And a picture or two RG

Wow, where to begin, there are so many. I'll start with these gents.... Old Dog and Lee Richards for their humour, wit and good comeback lines. Roaming Guy for his fishing jokes, song picks and for being a real "gentleman". Mutau for his incredible intellect and yummy home baked cookies that he so generously donated to the ladies for our socials. Mrrnice22 for his kind nature, generosity and hospitality. Castle for humouring me about cum shots. Backrubman for his thought-provoking posts. Etasman for his generosity in donating door prizes for the ladies at all the socials I organized even though he could not attend. Boomer for lending a helping hand wherever needed. Areez for always being friendly in the chat room. The General for putting up with my "starched white shirt" jokes. Cowboy Kenny for his hard work and dedication to Cowboy's Diary and here on cerb.

Neil Young-Harvest Moon RG

Whip cream bikini followed by..... sexy duck

I'm a deft hand in the kitchen. I have also been known to rustle up a fabulous breakfast. :icon_smile: Additional Comments: Some food and sex inspirations