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I just thought this might brightened this up here in NB:) This is a thread to congratulate and thank you for the wonderful ladies who's efforts who have not gone unnoticed by our amazing hobbyiest! Please post if you have anything possitive to add for our touring ladies to NB!!

I dunno....call me crazy but I've always thought it was common sense to shave your nuts prior to getting BLS. I always figured something like that just went without saying. No way would I expect a lady to stick my balls in her mouth if they're not shaved. That's just nasty. Of course they'd be clean but regardless the ol' "dental floss" jokes come to mind. My philosophy to something like this is to just think "Is this something I would stick in my mouth?"....Well honestly...I wouldn't want balls in my mouth period lol. But this goes for both sexes. I don't go down on a full bush on a lady. I've had one too many unpleasant experiences doing this with past girlfriends. Now the kitty needs to be shaved or at least closely trimmed for me to venture down yonder. Now guys and girls who don't want to shave, whether they be married, old fashioned, etc. That's their choice and their prerogative. It's their body. And what they choose to do with their balls or pubic areas is their choice. But it should be kept in mind that where someone decides to put their mouth is also their prerogative.

I noticed yesterday that the pics in Best Bums and Abs threads had shrunk to thumbnail size, as had the pics posted on my profile page. I went into the user profile panel, under thread display options, and found the image resizer button. I adjusted that to "Keep original size," and everything now seems back to normal.

Hi I have met some of the most amazing ladies that have toured in our Region. It an honour to have have spent some quality time with you. You have a way of making me feel like I am most important person in the world. Every chance I have I will see someone. A magic moment I remember: I raised my eyes and you were there, A fleeting vision, the quintessence Of all that's beautiful and rare. I pray to mute despair and anguish, To vain pursuits the world esteems, Long did I near your soothing accents, Long did your features haunt my dreams. Time passed. A rebel storm-blast scattered The reveries that once were mine And I forgot your soothing accents, Your features gracefully divine. In dark days of enforced retirement I gazed upon grey skies above With no ideals to inspire me, No one to cry for, live for, love. Then came a moment of renaissance, I looked up - you again are there, A fleeting vision, the quintessence Of all that`s beautiful and rare.

While I know that the majority of the company I keep is married, I respect your privacy. I would NEVER do anything to jeopardize your personal life. What upsets me, is that there is no mutual respect for my personal life. What really bothers me is the fact that you are not capable to clear your cookies on your computer or delete the emails or texts we have exchanged from your phone or pda. I hear all the time, I hope you will delete this or remove all traces of our contact, yet that some common courtesy has not been returned. As of this weekend, I have received one of the nastiest email exchanges from a VERY irate wife of someone that I have not even met yet. These emails from this woman, have wrecked my travel plans for the week as well made me quite upset. She is now harassing me, and there is nothing I can do about it. I ask you as a responsible adult, if you have someone who means something in your life and you wish to engage in the opportunity of an escape with a provider, please for the love of god - erase your tracks. It seems possible clients are worried about discretion from our side yet it is your side that is being very careless with being discreet.

On a few occasions, during a session with an SP or an MA, something very curious happens. I need help to understand what's up with the behaviour. The lady in question will pause. Give me a long, meaningful look straight in the eyes. Then she'll start to fling my schlong from side to side. Slap slap slap goes the schlong as it bounces off my legs and abdomen. Other times, the lady will just shake the thing like they're strangling a rat or something. No slap slap slap from side to side....just jiggle jiggle jiggle. Another meaningful look....slap slap slap or jiggle jiggle jiggle. HUH? It doesn't hurt or anything, but it really doesn't do anything for me either. So, my question for the ladies out there: is there some significance attached to this exercise or is it just for laughs? Don't misunderstand me, I can understand the fun factor if your bored or something and feel the need to slap some meat around, but this is just kind of, I dunno... unusual? I guess the female equivalent would be if the guy stretched the labia so that it would hang down and then started slapping it around... Respectfully Signed, Stumped.:confused0024:

I though i would bring this subject as it seem that new pooners and more experience pooners forget that it apply for both parties. More than often i have gent been very hesitant to provide the info i request and ask me to be discrete..No to contact them without their permission,etc.. It doesn't mean because we are escorts that we don't have private life.. It is not appropriate to approach a lady in public..Even if you have met her in the past..You shouldn't.. To call her escort name out loud..She may be with friends,or family.It is an invasion to our private life..I am sure that if a lady would approach you on the street meanwhile your SO is next to you ..You would be extremly angry. Also it happen more than often that a gent that inquire to see and provide me a reference of a lady gave me her real name..If the lady decide to share with you it doesn't mean she want the entire world to know..Otherwise she would be working with that name.It happened also that i had gent gave me private number of ladies..If her number isn't publish it is that she doesn't want to unknown people to have it. To approach a lady that you have an app later or you recognize her, at the bar of the hotel Those are big no no It also apply to ladies..i had a lady giving my personal number to a client i don't know without my consent. Remember if you expect discretion,you should also be discret yourself and respect our privacy Thanks Victoria Jolie

I can only assume that she thinks that because some men like to slap it against a woman's face, that he must enjoy the slappy sensation. ?

I'm certain that I've never done this to anyone, at any time, though I have occasionally been asked to do some unusual things to penises. I suggest that if your companion is touching you in a way that you don't enjoy or that doesn't do anything for you, tell her. Give her a suggestion or two about what you'd prefer her to be doing instead. We're always interested in that sort of feedback!

Well, it's possible Jabba and I are talking about different things, although I don't think so. As I stated earlier I think it's a playful thing and I realize the title of the thread is Peckerwhacker it is not like the act is a vigorous or rough handling of the penis. It's fun and yes it is done with a smile or playful laugh. I don't think it's a bad thing in anyway and I wouldn't describe those ladies I have seen who do this as the wrong type of lady. Think fun, playful.

Do you think ymmv covers this?

Today is day 1 my three week vacation.

But unshaven is still the norm in society. While there may be an unusually high percentage of shaved guys on CERB, that doesn't reflect the market as a whole. If an SP is going to refuse to provide normal services to someone for essentially being normally unshaved, I think she should disclose that fact. I do think it's unprofessional if she allows her undisclosed preference to get her off the hook for providing some perfectly normal services (while taking the rate for full service), all the while blaming the customer and putting him down for being normal and natural. If he's unclean, that's one thing. Help him clean up, or give him back his money and put him out. But hairy isn't unclean, and it's an insult to suggest that.

From what you say, the shame and embarrassment should be theirs. They are medical professionals, they should conduct themselves like professionals RG

I do believe, one hundred percent believe that a lady must charge what she feels her time and companionship is worth. And I have learned as I gained further experiences in this wonderful lifestyle, those memorable encounters, irrespective of the fee charged, well it really has turned out, for me at least, something you can't put a price on. I may not know about the intricacies about fee structures. But as one gentleman who appreciates the companionship you ladies have given me, or will one day provide, and to those I may never meet, don't ever devalue yourself. Charge what you think your time and companionship is worth. A gentleman will see you. From an appreciative gentleman for whatever it's worth RG

So true. I'll concede they are quite likely better made, more stable, etc., etc. I love Apple products. I use my iPad all the time, and would love to upgrade to Macs. But I'd rather take the cost difference and use it to see beautifully designed, highly functional ladies, rather than spend it on a computer. But, I've yet to experience the blue screen of death, so perhaps that might change my mind. Porthos

Having hair down there for the first time in fifteen years or more, I haven't found it to be uncomfortable at all yet. Certainly less itchy than shaved. It feels soft and intriguing to the touch, so much so I can't keep my hands off it. (The kitties are getting jealous.) Over the years that I was shaved, it did cause me embarrassment on a few occasions. I ended up in ERs a couple times with broken bones requiring surgical treatment. There was always an awkward moment of silence (and slightly audible gasp) when it was first noticed that my little pussy was of the hairless variety. Another time, we had started swimming at a local community pool. I got to know some of the women there around my own age, and one day, we all left the pool at the same time and went back to the showers. I stripped off my bathing suit, just like the other gals, thinking nothing of it. Everyone had been talking and laughing up to that point, but a hush fell over my swim companions, and some pointed looks were exchanged. I was so mortified, I wished I could get sucked down the drain. (When I'm not working, I'm actually very modest. I could be voted the Woman Least Likely To Have Had Premarital Sex by most people who know me outside the business.) I know from personal experience that people make certain assumptions when they see a shaved public region. So I can understand why there would be guys who just wouldn't want to have that going on, with everything from spouses to medical staff to anyone who might see them naked. Shaved balls are nice if they're very closely shaved. (Otherwise, it's a bit like scrubbing your tongue with sandpaper.) And I can't say for others, but for me, hair down there isn't going to turn me off or make me less playful. Poor hygiene --will-- do that! But I don't equate having natural pubic hair with poor hygiene. I equate being unwashed with poor hygiene. Additional Comments: I should note too that a couple of those trips to the ER occurred when the HIV/AIDS hysteria was on in full bloom, and people were shit freaking terrified that they were going to sit next to someone HIV+ on a bus and catch it. So I do believe that there were times when health care professionals saw that I was shaved, that they jumped to the conclusion that I was also probably a strong possibility for being HIV+. Yeesh!

Here it is - At Last by Etta James, one of my favorites as well; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADDigK8LwyE And, here is the version by Josh Krajcik in his first audition in front of the X Factors judges 2011. This is the version that gives me goose bumps - the song starts at 2;29 sec. ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BWPbIdFlvs

Do not worry my dear friend there is lots of frolic left in Katherine. xoxoxo

I read this as retire retire, rather than turn in at the end of a long day. Nearly sent me into panic!!! Or at least I hope I was initially mistaken!!

To all the ladies who travel, having to live in hotels and out of suitcases, so we are privileged to have their companionship most definitely deserve our appreciation. I know I most definitely appreciate the effort they put in so we can see them. So here is a big thank you to those ladies who take the trouble to tour. Your efforts are not unnoticed, and they are appreciated RG

I so agree buyers beware just because the price sounds right you don't know what you are really getting in the long run. Girls thinking to rock bottom their prices and clients walking into something they were not looking for.

Cleanliness of hands and properly clipped nails are required of course. One other thing I don't think has been mentioned in this thread: All nails must be sanded down(emery board) on top and edges. A lady set me straight in that regard, and even showed me how to do it properly. I imagine alot of scraggly nails are why some ladies don't allow digit play; oneof my fave things.

CL is too scary. Like Forest Gump said, "Ya never know what yer gonna get..."

To me YMMV means that all services are at the ladies discretion, and therefore dependent on the sorts of things already mentioned: good hygiene, good manners, gentlemanly conduct all result in a good session, while the opposite will adversely affect the level of service. The wild card, of course is chemistry. With the best, most professional SPs, I find that if hygiene and manners are in place you can generally expect a fairly consistent and good / great level of service. Chemistry can push that to great / exceptional. In general, I haven't found looks to be a great factor in determining the service I receive.

The only time I shaved was for my vasectomy. I kept it going for a while but found the whole experience hot, sweaty and itchy. I also remember gym class as a source of much angst as I was younger/later than most of my classmates - the last thing I wanted was less hair down there! Modern society is hard to understand sometimes - we have everyone calling for 'back to nature' yet something as natural as hair is dismissed as 'un-hygienic'. That being said, I do trim.

I am blessed in my life with the company of many brave, beautiful souls. People who share my values, people who care for one another, people who challenge me, and teach me what they know. I am blessed when I feel like hiding by the persistence of friends who coax me out of my shell. I am blessed with the opportunity to celebrate life with the wild and wonderful members of my communities. I am blessed to know so many people who value love, life, and the pursuit of wisdom over productivity, money, and the pursuit of a narrow ideal of success. I live in a world full of secret revolutionaries. (Uncountable numbers of people who, in living their lives, shift the balance in favour of love.) </hippiewords>

FS escorts have been advertising on CL Service Therapeutic ever since Erotic ads shut down. There are just more of them now especially since pics are now allowed. It's not new, but because it's still free, like always buyer beware.

Nope. Not at all. Yuck. Nope. Not unless I am in love with you..... I believe this would be an EXTREME PSE.

Just like to remind everyone that I've been in Kingston for many years too. Perhaps not as popular due to my schedule but still available. Guess it is better to have no reviews then bad reviews correct? www.musthavemadison.rare-escorts.com Cheers!

First, I have nothing personal invested in Moncton. I don't go there. But I do know (and like and respect) ladies who's tours to Moncton turned out not so good (from a business sense) for them. And I would actually like to see Moncton on a lady's touring list, because it means she is in a city which is good for her business. But seeing ladies get stood up time and time again in one city, well frankly it offends me as a gentleman to see ladies treated with such disrespect. And the ladies don't out any of the clients that stood them up on this board. They do name the city that's all. So if you like, if your stood up by a lady, name the city that the SP was in that was a no show, just don't name the lady. As for comparing you being cancelled on by a lady to a touring lady getting stood up, well lets compare. You show up for an encounter, get stood up, disappointing yes. But I'll bet you walk away with your money still in your wallet don't you. Call me when a no show lady also gets your money for the donation, then you have a valid comparison to make. A touring lady on the other hand. Guesstimate here, but to do a tour to a city, lets say $500-$600 for plane tickets. Hotel, about $150.00 a night. Meals and incidentals maybe another $100-$150. And she invests this money on the business belief that she will get a return on her investment. The ladies are quite eloquent in their posts, but I'll say it bluntly, they are likely pissed at spending around $750 to $900 a day to be stood up. That's money they are in the hole for. Not to mention the allotted time for an encounter could have been spent in another city with a paying client, which would be a return on her investment. And all because a guy didn't keep his word on committing to a encounter. And a person is only as good as his word Frankly this isn't about taking the ladies' side versus the guy's side, this is about objectively viewing what has been posted, and seeing who is right. And as for me posting about Moncton, the thread keeps coming up. I don't initiate the threads or the posts, but as a member of the CERB community I'll voice my opinion. If you don't like my posts, frankly, don't read them, doesn't bother me one way or the other. But I'm entitled to my opinion and will articulate it. And you could have avoided seeing my post altogether by avoiding reading the Moncton thread and posting your own comments on it RG

Home is a small (865 sq foot) house with a garden that provides fresh produce for about 6 months of the year. A back porch for early morning coffee and contemplation. Recently did a complete re-do, took everything out and didn't bring eveything back. Simple no pressure living suits me :) Peace MG