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Yes, It is tired but it confuses so many new members. People GFE is a STYLE of service and that is IT! Don't read into it any more then that. It does not mean specific services are include. NON-GFE = "Wham bam thank you mam" (Simple quick fun off as quick as possible - some refer to this as "Mechanical") GFE = Try to build a little fantasy or chemistry. Not just a quick romp. PSE = What you see in the porn tapes. All STYLES and NOT A SPECIFIC SERVICE! I feel like I too am beating a dead horse here but it is important that NO ONE assumes that GFE includes any specific service. If she advertises GFE and is "mechanical" or "Just trying to get it over with as quick as possible" then either you have done something to make her want to just get the visit done and over with or she is false advertising to lure you in. That is something you need to decide and always YMMV as factors like hygiene play a BIG roll in millage.

Everyone likes a deal - right?! When you walk into the Keg for a nice steak do you say "hey, it's Christmas, can I get a discount?" Do you ask the gal at the clothing store if she is willing to work for less or the guy at the fitness center or hey ask yourself what if you were asked to give the company a discount and work for less. Are you standing in that line? Pay or don't pay. Free enterprise ... thank god for it. May you earn enough cash to pay your bills and have some left over to feast on some of the delights in life. Happy Holidays to all!

You need to change the main text colour from red to some other colour. I was able to determine this by hi-lighting it as if I was going to copy the text. "Experience a Taste of Paradise in Ottawa....5 star spa, over 20 lovely ladies available,unrushed service,clean,classy environment. Rooms feature private shower,sink and wall to wall mirror,one of our rooms also features a hot tub which is cleaned and chemicals added daily for your enjoyment :) If you haven't tried us yet don't wait too long gentleman!" Cheers,

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Karma's a bitch! Here I am shaking my head and laughing at some of the crazy fixes that Meg gets herself into, and then, when I was semi-conscious with a fever last Monday, two dogs chased a cat over my face in the bed, and now I have a remarkable divot over my lip. That's gonna leave a mark.

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I wish I were better at talking dirty. I love to write erotica, so I know those thoughts are in there and articulated. But too, it takes time to write out my hottest thoughts. (Not the least of which because of all the breaks I take for ... editing.) Sometimes, dirty talk is hot, but other times, it can be damned distracting! One of these days, when some fellow is commanding, "Cum for me, baby! Cum for me, baby! Cum for me, baby!" I'm going to lose it and scream, "Will you shut the fuck up so I can???"

If i was in the position of an sp, needing to balance the demands and requests of what is one of the most demanding and potentially dangerous professions while doing all the other things that need to be done at this time of year i think the last thing i would offer is a discount! Its a nice idea for sure, albeit a little unrealistic.... Its bot like the ladies are offering a product you take home and wrap for under the tree :-)

My answers from the previous thread still stand, I believe. Having just finished a paper on sexuality and gender and Butler's theory of "doing" gender, I'll stop myself from going on and on. Simply put: genes don't define gender. Acts don't define identities.

I would Like to take the time out to introduce and welcome My Older sister Mistress Sugar Although not new in her profession, she is stepping out here for the first time on CERB. I've told her how good this community is and to feel free to ask questions while she can get the hang of things here because everyone is so nice :)

are there places for hosting? we are easliy able to, and see a huge rift in the in/out call listings would it not be easier if there was just one place everyone could host at?

If you are looking for a curvy lady "au naturel", you can contact me, I am never shaved, just trimmed! I understand that many believe that it is an obligation to have it shave in the sex industry but actually, it's not. Many, many of the men I met commented on how happy they were to discover a little bush down there. For the SP who hate shaving and do it thinking it is a must to be successful in the business, trust me, it's not! Lou

I had to go to Montreal for business today and while I was gone all the employee working for me did what they could to fuck up anything I asked them to do during my absence. This will cost the company a lot of money and maybe even my job. I swear I have imbeciles working for me.

This is one creepy thread... Just saying.... No offence to anyone.

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Might that describe a 'brothel' and be against the law? Unless I don't understand you correctly...

Bite me.lol. ;)

What about dial-a-bottle, booze delivery services. Just a thought...

I swear like a sailor generally, but try to tone it down a bit when with people I don't know too well. During sex? I really suck at dirty talk, sure I'll cuss a bit, but trying to get me to talk dirty? I turn pink and start giggling.

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While visiting with an amazing gentleman friend the 11th, I go in the ladies room to wash and dropped my personal life cell phone in the toilet. I was due for an upgrade anyways but what a pain and embarrassing.

Wake me up when David Bowie joins them for "The Man Who Sold The World"

I absolutely adore a lady who can talk dirty to me! It sometimes gets away from me as well ;) As for casually, I try to keep a lid on it (usually unsuccessfully). I'm currently making my way through Deadwood and find myself cursing up a storm like a motherfucker!!

Wikipedia Definition: A femme fatale is a mysterious and seductive woman whose charms ensnare her lovers in bonds of irresistible desire, often leading them into compromising, dangerous, and deadly situations. She is an archetype of literature and art. Her ability to entrance and hypnotize her victim with a spell was in the earliest stories seen as being literally supernatural; hence, the femme fatale today is still often described as having a power akin to an enchantress, seductress, vampire, witch, or demon. The phrase is French for "deadly woman". A femme fatale tries to achieve her hidden purpose by using feminine wiles such as beauty, charm, and sexual allure. In some situations, she uses lying or coercion rather than charm. Although typically villainous, if not morally ambiguous, and always associated with a sense of mystification and unease, femmes fatales have also appeared as antiheroines in some stories, and some even repent and become true heroines by the end of the tale. Some stories even feature benevolent and heroic femmes fatales who use their wiles to snare the villain for the greater good. In social life, a more malevolent femme fatale tends to torture her lover in an asymmetrical relationship, denying confirmation of her affection. She usually drives him to the point of obsession and exhaustion, so that he is incapable of making rational decisions.

Yup. As I mentioned that's what stood out to me; and the girl's strange incomprehension and indifference. "Yeah, that was weird." Hmm.

What weirds me out more is the brief mention of "being killed" in one scene.

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Agree totally with CH & Bridgette. My experience is that the people doing this are visitors from out of town and here for a very short while and just trying to rip off as many as quickly as possible b/c if they ever come back, will most likely go to another club. Best to stay with the known Ottawa girls as much as possible.

I am more into having the lady enjoy the session, I know I always will if she did, so that is my mindset. The hotter for her, the hotter for me. Assplay is something I enjoy, and more so, when I see it is well received. Pretty quiet the responses, not sure if this is because guys stay away from this, or just don't want to discuss it.

I would agree, the intensity for me increases when a woman wraps her lips around me and just keeps sucking while I cum. I had a recent experience where this happened while also getting a prostate massage, that was even more intense. I haven't repeated so don't know if the intensity was because of newness or it will be the same the next time.

Shoot me if you like Megster.....but I am soooooo picturing you standing close to your phone, keeping an eye on it, with a roll of quarters waiting to plug it before you run out of minutes ;) he he heh My bad

I have tried it before and liked it but it is not something that I look forward to in a date unless the lady wants me to perform it, which I have been told I'm good at too. So ladies if you want it from me please go ahead and ask"I want you to eat my f....n ass" and I will gladly do it.

Hey Stan :-) I do offer daty. Actully its part of my favorite time ahahahaha :-) I love to cum few time a day hehe xoxoxx have a great day

It really is the same question as the previous one, though I'll grant you this one's asked less often. We could continue seamlessly into non-sexual realms too: - can you visit Mexico and still be Canadian? - if you once ate Chicken Parmesan, can you still be vegan? (1) The general form for all of these is "what does it mean when an act contradicts a conventional identity"; or more simply, "is identity absolute?" Identities are over-rated and we contradict ourselves all the time. Don't think in boxes. One of my favourite sayings: "Life is a collection of short stories pretending to be a novel." We're all different people at different times and points in our lives. Everything human is complicated. Don't be absolute and categorical, because it will make you recoil needlessly from some of the best adventures. (1) Yes, that's right, I just re-watched Scott Pilgrim vs the World on the weekend. Those Vegan Police are seriously absolute.

Babes...everyone here has"worth", it is a rather broad question. What one may find sexy another may not, some like tall, some like shy, or not.... Why not just start communication with her, and see where it goes from there...I am sure she may be rather choosy herself on who she spends time with. I meant this in the kindest and helpful way, just dont want you to read it wrong. But I just find the best way to learn about someone is to start with a nice letter to her...etc.. Good luck:)

Today I got the pictures from my last shoot. I've put the first few up in a new album. I am most pleased. I think I almost got a nosebleed just reviewing them for the first time. I mean, hot damn! (If I do say so myself.)

Sasktel came 45 minutes early and I had to answer the door in a towel. Posted via Mobile Device