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You have a very low and jaundiced view of women my friend. A woman's worth is not measured by how much she can make on her back. She is a human being with hopes, dreams and aspirations and not just a piece of meat to be weighed and judged singularly by her sexuality and her physical attractiveness or lack of same.

Not to get off topic here, but you're comparing escorts to streetwalkers. Apples and Bananas my friend...........

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I think that this subject has been addressed very well but I would like to raise one thing that's not exactly germane, but related. Paid companions' ethics and confidentiality are called into question almost as a matter of course. Can a man trust us not to cause problems in his private life? How can he be sure we'll keep his identity a secret? I'm asked these questions all the time. The simple truth is that the one most likely to create a problem is the client. He uses the wrong computer to check his private e-mail account. He leaves a phone number on his cell phone. He records names, telephone numbers and addresses in a paper appointment journal and leaves it lying around. He keeps receipts for meals, hotel rooms, flowers or gifts. He sets up a private credit card or bank account but receives paper statements that are subsequently discovered by his wife, girlfriend or adult child. He saves e-mail and forum posts in word processing files on his computer. I could go on and on about the things that a man can do that may result in being discovered. In short: it's his own actions that reveal what he's up to. When wives, girlfriends and adult children find out that the fellow is seeing one of us, they find out from him, not from us. Every companion I know who has ever been asked by a potential client has readily agreed to sign a non-disclosure agreement but those requests are very few and far between. I've signed exactly one in the last 10 years. One. The confidentiality I extend to that particular man is no more and no less than what I provide to all others who visit me. Unfortunately, paid companions can't expect the same level of security with our clients. Every man who sees us is absolutely certain that he's covered his tracks. Almost none of them has. The ladies here offer a lot of support for one another every time a spouse contacts us. We're in the secrecy business. Confidentiality is non-negotiable as long as we're safe. We never admit that we've seen Mr. Wonderful. There's been a mistake. The caller has a wrong number. Yes, that's my line of work, but I don't know him. I never see men of that age, ethnicity, nationality, political affiliation. I have no idea why he recorded have my name, my website or e-mail address: hundreds of people see that information every day. I wasn't at the restaurant, theatre, yacht. I'm sorry for your distress. I've never met him. I didn't even vote for him/read his book/see that movie. Please don't cry. I can't help you. I hope things work out for you. I understand your anger, but I've never met you before and I've never met him. Please leave. You are not welcome here. I'm sorry you're so upset, but if you don't leave, now, I will call the police. I hope you can get things resolved, but I don't know him.

Absolutely! Gourmet chefs cook at home, too. Librarians read books outside of work. Doctors treat patients all day and attend to their own children's sore throats and sniffles. Bankers and brokers manage their own money. Travel agents take vacations. Construction workers, carpenters, plumbers, landscapers and gardeners usually take care of things at home. My dog trainer's own dogs are wonderful, beautifully trained critters. I dated a chef for a couple of years. While his reputation was for creating amazing dishes based on whatever was fresh in the market that morning, nobody anywhere, anytime, made better meatloaf, mac & cheese, chicken soup or basic breakfast from ordinary ingredients. He knew what he was doing and did it with loving care. I try to do the same.

I don't think it's necessarily a silly question. A lot of people hold onto this idea that people have a limited amount of sexual and/or emotional energy in any given day. People often wonder whether SPs/MAs are using up all of this energy at work. I don't ascribe to this idea that people have a limited amount of energy, I think life is more complicated than that and our energy levels depend on a variety of factors. Try and ask this same question for other sectors of the labour market. For example, when you've had a really really draining day at work... you're completely and utterly exhausted... if you had the opportunity to have amazing, relaxing, and rejuvenating sex, would you pass it up? Without getting into too much detail, of course we have sex in our personal lives! It's incredibly rare I don't want to have sex, unless I'm sick, but even then sometimes doing something as simple as mutual masturbation or a raunchy make-out session is sex for me. There are varieties and levels of sex that require more/less energy... to me, it's all about intimacy, not necessarily aerobatic sexual positions.

I'm wondering if you actually turn over the emails you have found? This would mean that private information from a provider (her location etc) will be in the hands of non industry female and could result in harrassment, eviction or worse. Depending on the intentions of the woman, this could have dire unintended consequences for an email only provider like myself or my sisters in our industry. I have been on the receiving end of angry wife phone calls and even visits by them to my incall. I would not wish it on anyone. Our industry carries unnecessary stigma and both provider and hobbyists alike bear the brunt of the negativity. If it were me, I would do everything in my power to protect the other potential victims by eliminating information that would give this woman the power to cause serious harm to them. If that was unavoidable, I would not forward any of this man's hobbying to her. I would eliminate this aspect from the report. I would simply look at it as an anonymous good deed, collect my money and move on. The woman who has hired you obviously is not concerned with ethics or she would have been sitting in front of you with his wife as she hired you or would not have contacted you at all. Her actions are invasively disrespectful to her sister and her sisters marriage. Declining the case would simply allow her to take it to another investigator that would give her the information and perhaps put a provider in harms way. We count on the hobbyist to be discreet and protect our information by not keeping it for prying eyes to find and this man obviously failed to do so. As a hobbyist, you have an opportunity to correct his mistake. Perhaps this is an old school mentality but I was taught that we protect our own, first and foremost. Society as a whole does not respect or protect us. It is up to us to ensure that those of us in our community are kept safe to the best of our ability and when the opportunity arises, we should not violate an unwritten code... cat

Seriously? your playing the naive card? In the few short weeks you have been on this board, you have have managed to appall most members by posting things that would be better left unsaid - as well as you have managed to over step the boundaries of respect when it comes to fellow Companions and Hobbyists. How many times in any given week, does one member need to keep apologizing? It does not take a brain surgeon to figure out that others find some of your posts/ threads offensive and clearly crossing the line. Why even joke about a subject (this thread in particular)that clearly has some serious consequences. You say you have respect towards others and we are all taking your posts out of context, yet do you even think before you type at ALL? If it was about fumbling in the back of a car, why title your post "car dates"? I for one don't buy the "new to this, I have no clue card" if you were clueless, you would not have posted half of the things you have written.

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To be honest, and sorry if this sounds bluntly offensive to say, but I only offer things I enjoy and charge more for certain "extras" because the market is there for it. As mentioned previously in the thread, not many ladies even offer certain things, extra money or not! That being said, those things are marketable. If I don't enjoy something, I don't do it, end of story. I got into this line of work expecting to enjoy myself. Hope this was insightful to someone...

I told you I don't know him, now stop ripping my flowers out of my garden. He was never here, please let go of my hair. I don't know your husband, boyfriend, SO now put the knife down... cat

Actually, the one I'm inclined to use most often is this:

Using teenage memories is a nice way to bring the subject of what seems to be your main intention (having public sex in a car, let's call a cat a cat ok), but we are no longer kids here. We are adults leaving in adult world. I maybe generalizing here, but I highly doubt that any of the CERB ladies would appreciate to have sex in a car at a driving where the cars next to yours simply have to take a peek at the windows to be at the premiere of your sex live show. That's sounds pretty trashy to me.

It will make it harder to make money, my dad always told me that "a penny saved is a penny earned", how will I be able to that now? I will have to change this to a nickel saved is a nickel earned. Just does not sound right to me.

Let me tell you a story about a man named shhhh Try a fun post crufty that isn't "constantly stirring the chili" You might like it :)

Helpful suggestion: Do a lot more of the first part. You will find yourself doing a lot less of the second part.

Howdy, I see you atre relativley new here, you might want to familiarize yourself withthe rules around here. Car dates are illeagal, and not discussed on cerb. Noobie error I'm sure :)

Oh dear lord when I read the subject, I thought a member had passed away. See ya penny. You were fun to play with and the cheapest thing I owned.

Doing legitimate investigation is not the issue. That means you did the legwork and used legal means to find out information. You may feel a bit conflicted but you should have known that going into this line of work. If on the other hand, as the OP implies, you got this information illegally by hacking a computer, or by breaking and entering, or any other means; then why bother asking for advice? You have already made up your mind to make a living being a law-breaker. The word scum-bag springs to mind, but since we must behave nicely around here I won't apply it to you, but you would be a criminal, which is accurate.

This seems like kind of a silly question to me. For most well adjusted people sex is like eating, so it's a bit like asking a chef if he or she still likes to cook and eat food. What I have discovered over the years is that according to some SPs relationships can be challenging to have but that's not the same thing at all is it?

I don't get CPAC but I was just on their website and the videos they have on their website have English translators, for whatever that's worth.

'Back in the summer I got a great dance from a sexy brunette girl. She had smaller breasts and a really big, amazing ass; she was also wearing a short plaid skirt the night I saw her. Does anyone know her name and if she still dances at Barefax?' Sounds like Kelly - I haven't seen her the last few times I was there, but maybe our schedules didn't mesh. -W10

Thank you Samantha. I may soon be selecting one of these!

Well, it's the end of the line for the penny. In some ways a sad day but you could also say it's about time. http://www.theprovince.com/news/Canada+penny+heads+into+retirement/7912245/story.html

Good point, amazing how the human brain works when someone advertises a product at 69.99 and we somehow perceive that as cheaper than 70.00. Of course technically it is but over the years advertisers have used the .99 to make us think we were getting a better deal than we were.

Things that end with .01, .02, .06, .07 get rounded down to .00, .00, .05, .05 respectively. While prices that end with .03, .04, .08, .09 get rounded up to .05, .05, .10, .10 respectively. It was long overdue in the sense of money's true purpose. Money is used instead of bartering, and making denominations that you can actually buy items helps facilitate the engines of the economy. Make something that's too small in value, and people stop using it because it's not worth their time. Hence finding pennies in pockets, sofas, crevices in the car, etc. The Gov of Canada has to pay the Royal Canadian Mint about $28 million to buy $17 million worth of pennies, so there was a loss there, despite reducing the copper content to nearly 5% from the original 100%. And finally, when the penny was the lowest value coin after the 1/2 cent was removed, it was worth more then 10 cents (whereas the 1/2 cent would be work about 6 cents today). But today we only get rid of the penny instead of the penny, dime and nickel. Interesting facts I learned in the absolutely free currency museum I didn't know existed till last year! Additional Comments: Actually, it just got cheaper over the many years. But have no fear, a quirk of the currency system of US and Canada, the coin currency has been used almost interchangeably. The Americans will provide us with cheap pennies for years to come.

Well if this was only a walk down memory lane you're good but you're asking if there is a lady who wants to go with you on a car date at the end of your piece so that's not cool.

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Fantastic post again Jessie. You should write for Cosmo or Playboy or something. Correct me if I'm wrong but English isn't even your first language is it? Well done.

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Fleshlight! did someone say fleshlight? lol I love them...i actually own one..a client gave it to me...why ? you may ask...because I think there hot...love watching...damn!

I wouldn't do it if I didn't like it. That's my answer to whether I like being an escort AND whether I really like Greek :) Pretty much all of us know that the best way to work (that is, best in the sense of keeping us sane and healthy) is to offer what we're comfortable with and then find clients who want that.

Interesting thread and opinions.....except for this load of crap. Yikes. If that was black and white...then so is the star spangled banner

I could not have said it better myself. Additional Comments: And I get to pick who I WANT TO BE WITH which makes it more real for me and if my personal needs are being met, then I believe that makes me a better SP to my clients.

You have no idea half the shit these ladies have to put up with. A few SPs have shared with me some of the stupid shit they put up with when guys first make contact (which gets them automatically disqualified). I am always amazed at how stupid some people can be and some of the shit that comes out of their mouths. Then there is some of the shit said during the appointment, by witless guys who forget that they are talking and dealing with another human being. It's unbelievable. I always assume I'm talking to a lady and conduct myself accordingly. I guess I'm just old fashioned.

Zoe Zee is heavily tattooed.

I almost always include the photos ( if any available), the links to their ads and/or their websites. Clicking on the ad links will easily allow you to access their profile pages - just one extra step. Correction - the above is only when I start a new reco. If a reco thread already exists, I do not bother to add any link assuming that the first post will have all this information - which may not be true. One other thing to note is that not all recos. are for ladies who have ads or profile pages on cerb, ie., they may not be cerb members. You will find that some of them advertise in other media, and therefore will have no profile pages here.

As voiced by others, you can't go wrong with Katrine Cannon. Check her website, she has a banner on CERB, it will get you there.

YUK.. Nazis & SS "just doing their job". Is there not a higer morality and responsibility here?

I think the ladies who last longer in this business are people who are sexually comfortable with themselves and while it's a lucrative business, I'm a firm believer in the fact that if you don't like what you're doing for a living then don't do it. I don't do anything I don't want to do and yes, while --some-- do it for the cash, they are usually in and out of this business fairly quickly. I treat this like a business but at the same rate, many ladies provide good service and are not revolving door when it comes to seeing clients. As for women enjoying sex with less partners, then please explain why married men come to see us? Some wives simply no longer enjoy having sex so that puts that theory right out the window. For the record, I'm not judging married men for doing that as that's what we are here for. In fact, I believe SPs do in fact save many marriages.

WOW! I've done them all many times and will surely continue to do almost all on the list while still adding to my own "Must Dos". This is one hot thread and poll. I first read the list and thought shoot I'm a freak...Nawww I'm just a very open-minded sexual freaky lady :bddog:. Oh what shall I add to my list next or do again???? YOLO!!:icon_wink:

You accepted a job and it would be unethical to not report your findings.

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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man donate the present contents of his Pooning Fund towards the purchase of a new laptop for his daughter. She and her husband make modest incomes. Her old laptop died and her prospects for a replacement are dim. Food and mortgage before laptops. She is starting an at-home business this summer and is trying to work out how she will do the records and bookkeeping. She doesn't know she is getting this tomorrow. This is going to be fun! :) Plus Papa gets to learn how to set up Windows 8!

Wow, Murphy and his law need to screw off!! I have had a HORRIBLE day (with other server techies) trying to get this darn webserver back online after a automated security update last night. The server updated some software (suppose to do that) but while doing it maybe the server rebooted or something cause it failed and and basically shut everything off. It's back and with any luck it stays online. If you find any problems PLEASE let me know as I suspect other stuff will need fixing after this one. (Think we are getting the entire years worth of server crashes all this month so with any luck the rest of the year is golden!)

This afternoon I visited with a guest and before he left he booked a quickie for tomorrow at lunch...for an hour. Whether he needs the full hour tomorrow? Who knows, the 4 hours this afternoon with him was time well spent and thoroughly enjoyed! An quickie for me is an hour, 15 minutes is like brushing my teeth... cat

summer dresses.... ahhh

Do you know where friendship ends and passion does begin? It's between the binding of her stockings and her skin. (oh yeah) -- Stockings, Suzanne Vega

I always turn off my phone and hide my cordless in the couch so if it does ring it can't be heard, it takes away from the intimacy it think, the ringing of the phone, and is NOT appropriate. However, I find some may abuse this title of "clock watcher". Back when i still did 30 min appts, I was visiting with a client.After a little chat, we got down to business. As soon as he finished, we cuddled a bit, I sat up and merely glanced at the clock, since I was sure more than 30 mins had passed (when you are in this line of work, you get quite accustomed to 30 min and 1 hr blocks of time and have a general idea how time has passed.) Sure enough, it had been about 40 mins. My client saw me glance at the clock, which i only did once, and said "oh clock watching are we? I will be sure to let others know about this." The time he had paid for had passed, I had given him exactly what he contracted me for, 30 mins, plus an extra 10 free of charge. With hr or more appts, i usually give and extra 15 mins, because I don't like to rush. However, 30 mins in my case was the bare minimum of time to purchase, and if you want more than 30 mins, there is an hour option available.There's a huge difference between consistently checking the time multiple times DURING an appointment, and checking once when services are completed to make sure you don't go over the time you have paid for. I don't appreciate being threatened by someone trying to take advantage of me, it needs to be clarified what a clock watcher is. This is a time based service, so checking the clock once near the end of an appointment is not clock watching. This is one of the reasons i no longer provide 30 minutes, because people abuse it.