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This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)

human contact can be relaxing and sweet truly. But the Human body has thousands of pours sweat glands and germs.There is always something. the Tooth brush and towel you use is contaminated. your clothes and your hair. And the reason I remind people of this is that recently I've gotten a Bad skin infection recently either just from other peoples sweat or skin, and I shower immediately after EVERY call even if it is just cuddling. So this has been added to my MANY reason's I would rather not be sticking strangers penises or tongues in my mouth along side with my obviously wise reasons of "I'm clumsy and some times I misbite when I eat and bite my lip or cheek taking a large chunk out regularly so 9/10 I usually have an open sore in my mouth if I don't have a split lip do to I lost my chap stick somewhere" I mean not to tell people bbbj's are wrong and gross. By all means I understand why people ask for them. Not every one orders the thinnest non latex condom avil online like I do. But personally I would rather not wake up with a sore and puss filled mouth instead of a belly button next time or ever or any one else to. the unfortunate thing is I'm really unsure how I can protect myself from skin infections other then deal with them cause even keeping super clean isn't enough to keep protected

Ropes is my passion and obsession. Hell in less than 3 weeks I am going to Japan to further study bondage and literally spending thousands on this simply to pursue it. What it take? Ropes, dedication, patience, love, skills, a capable bottom. Bondage, especially suspension is not sexual for me. Yes I may get a bit wet at time, but I don't have the urge to have sex or have an orgasm, but it is, extremely cathartic in it's own way. I get tied, I tied other and also tie myself. Tying/being tied is like a tango. It take two to dance, it's the same with ropes. You need to be in fusion and trust the person that is tying you. Sometime with your life. Tying myself in a way is the best therapy possible :D I can tie myself in a slow,sensual, comfortable suspension and enjoy it or if I am feeling stress, need to feel adrenaline, I can do a harsher tie to make my blood flow @piano8950 I'm going to use myself as an example. Here some pics :D Trusting someone with your life...If I didn'T trust the person that tied me this way, I would never let her do this. It's not something anyone can do It's trust, intimacy This is a self suspension :) ( I tied myself up in the air this way) Okay I'm out or I will never shut up about it

Great post Serena. Hygiene is so important. And I totally agree about using condoms for bj. Our health is the single most important thing. People often forget about the health risks in pursuit of pleasure and that anyone can be a carrier and not know it. Carriers can be symptom free but still transmit the infection. Some people still want to believe that bare bjs are safe - they aren't.

A short haired Brad Pitt. Tan lines on a woman or no lines at all?

I'm all about truely living and I've done alot of stuff. However, the only thing I'm afraid to do is tell my wife that I don't like her new hair do/colour :)

Tea and crumpets only please ;D wait ... sometimes I do go over the line and make ridiculous comment but no harm was ever intended :) sorry if I made anyone upset ... I never meant it hahaha.

Wishing you all the best, spud! Enjoy your day.

I would not assume that all attractive "upscale" women are SPs.

I'm terrified of bugs, especially when they're indoors. I'm also pretty afraid of Ouiji boards. Growing up, my mother used to tell me that when you use them, they open the door to the spirit world inside your house, and as silly as that may seem it definitely stuck with me heh.

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Happy Birthay Spud271 :) I wish you the best and a lot of special treats ;) xo

Happy belated Birthday spud271, hope you enjoyed you day!

No, I'm not looking to start a kinky book club on CERB (... yet). I'm just wondering if anyone has any favourites - how-to guides, novels, you name it. I'm a fan of the first Kushiel series by Jacqueline Carey, but I also love the non-fiction writing of Lee Harrington and, hey, who doesn't love Midori? Her fiction is gloriously twisted (Master Han's Daughter, anyone?) and her essays and guides are insightful and well-thought-out. :-) Who are your favourites? :-) - Tess.

What were you drinking when you were caught on video doing this dance?

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I like emiafish...sauteed in garlic butter and pan-fried to perfection... Sorry, couldn't resist. I like emiafish's avatar and his interesting contributions to the board.

Waking up with a hang-over headach when you don't even drink.

The only thing that causes me fear is losing a loved one-pet or person-

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The one thing that I am scared of doing is riding on motorcycles at high spped on hway.. I like speed but is the fact that in the motorcycle ypu have no protection... Maybe if I drove would be different but I think I am a terrible motorcycle passenger.. :-P

Gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches with leek and potato soup all washed down with an icy cold glass of milk.

It was a tough week in the chat room! Online chatting can be a great thing, but without the benefit of hearing the tone of voice of the speaker, or seeing the facial expressions, it is very easy to send or receive the wrong message. I was reminded of this TWICE this week. On 2 separate occasions this week, I was attempting to make a joke and ended up horribly offending someone. My unintended "victims" are 2 of the nicest and most amazing women I have met through cerb and I would never mean to hurt them. I feel like such an ass! Now I'm wondering if I have also offended others too and just didn't know about it. I hope not!

Happy Birthday, Spud!! Hope you have a great one xox

Of course if you marry her, then the cost of looking at another dancer will be probably the equivalent of 25,000 trips to the champagne room at $20 a pop. I rescind my advice. Go to another establishment and wear a false moustache, perhaps a trench coat, and dark glasses. A fake limp and a cockatoo on your shoulder might add to your air of mystery. Seriously??? Take a step back. Your obligation is to compensate whatever entertainer you have engaged for the services and duration agreed upon. Whatever exceeds that obligation is entirely out of the scope of a business transaction. You like each other. Here's a solution: Share the wealth. Let her know that she is important and that you will spend half your CR money with her when she is there. Ask HER who SHE recommends for some of the other dances. That way, she builds bonds with the girls that she likes and you get to spend your hard earned cash with whom you desire. It's a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" analogy - she might actually benefit from you seeing the "competition" because some of their regulars might be more inclined to see your girl out of reciprocity. I know that I have had some wonderful CR experiences from dancers that my primary interest recommended... and from time to time a spontaneous duo has been my reward!!!

Really? Why not just go where its offered. Why encourage these places to do suggestive advertising and reward them with your business? They do or they don't, this one doesn't. The one on Valour doesn't even do the massages herself, yets posts suggestive pictures of herself for advertising. Even when contacted she doesn't mention she does not do the massage. If you want to be teased and leave with a swollen sack, have at these places but they are what they are.

Have a great Birthday pamper yourself

Happy Birthday Babe!!!!! Hope you have more than your share of sexy fun!! "In my best accent" Kisses Everywhere!! Tiffany

Happy birthday Spud!

It was probably the squirrel I ate at a potluck in the woods this fall. :P As it turns out, I like the taste of squirrel! And I didn't even mind the little pile of squirrel ribs that accumulated on the edge of my plate. Despite the five years I spent as a vegetarian, I would say that I am a confirmed carnivore because of how much I like to eat wild animals. And I would definitely eat squirrel again.

Happy birthday!

It is always one of the great challenges of the bantering that goes on in life. We tease, we joke, and suddenly we take that misstep that lands the foot in the mouth. Been there, done it. Woody, knowing you, you are always a gentleman, and an occasional misstep happens, but since you are well known and it is out of character, you no doubt have been forgiven... Keep having fun, my friend.

Ummhumm;) Good Idea

Old Dog's advice is good, but only once..... be careful as you mend yourself!

Happy Birthday Spud271.... May you have an amazing day....

Happy Birthday, enjoy your special day!

Hi sweety, have a great bday.., hope ypu had some great celebrations..., but i m sure you could celebrate some more! And I know. Just the rigth way Wink wink ;-) kiss kiss Feliz Cumpleanos!

Happy Birthday Spud have a good one

Happy birthday Mr.Spud! Enjoy your day!

Happy Birthday Spud Enjoy your special day RG

I think you should marry her. She will never pay attention to you again.

You may wish to join the other board (if you are not already) and check her reviews there (Taylor Devine if she is who you wish to see). You may find her thread very useful in making up your mind.

I'll have to answer a weaselly "it depends": on who you're talking to, when you happen to catch them, and what acts you're talking about. I don't rob banks because I perceive the harm it would do, and because I wouldn't want other people to rob me; so yeah, in that case it's my own convictions. But I'm certain there are some people who would love to rob banks, but stop only because they don't think they can get away with it. So for them, the same choice is one of simple fear and obedience. I had to think for a while to come up with anything I don't do only because the law forbids it. Best example I could come up with was the speed I drive on the highway; on the open road between here and Toronto I'll usually go just a hair under 120. I could go faster safely; but the fines start to get silly, and you can never really predict where the cops might be. So my behaviour in this case isn't completely governed by law, but it is curbed. That said, if I had some kind of emergency the equation would change and I'd go however fast I needed to. So yeah, for me it depends on what we're talking about. Related note: I've often thought that "you know people by the rules they break." Anyone can just follow all of the rules, and you could never tell if they were behaving that way because that's what they wanted to do, or because they were just obedient and restraining their underlying nature. But when someone breaks a rule (in this case law), they've made a clear decision and so you're more likely to be seeing the "real" them. Those actions provide more valuable insight into their character. (Though even here I can think of exceptions.) Maybe more topically: how many clients here would still be seeing SPs if they lived in the States and it was illegal? Would they see them as often? Would they post on CERB as freely...?

Anyone who decides to see someone who advertises themselves as 16 years old deserves to be caught. Its not like they didn't realize the girl was underage and got caught. She advertised that she was underage and therefore the pedophiles needed to be apprehended. No sympathy here. Sorry, they knew that what they were doing was wrong, but decided to go thru with it and got caught.

I learned long ago that although I'm university educated I still can't spell... I have it spelled hobbyist and hobbiest. I'm not even consistent. Today I learned how to use my Netflix to get American content... yes, it's a boring night at home!!!

Some may think my statement harsh but if you know you are dealing with a 16 yr old you deserve prosecution, thats a child. In my opinion 18 is to young, but thats just me. I know in Canada you are considered an adult at 18 but that is still a teenager, so is 19 . It is alot to expect teens to deal with adults in their 30's,40's, 50's and beyond. Although I realize everyone matures differently I can only think back when I was a teen and I know I wasn't an exception to how immature and unprepared they can be.

If they only want to pay for a HJ they are missing the point completely. I would actually like to have a session with the lovely Sophia without the HJ to be honest. A wonderful massage by a lovely sexy lady is all a guy wants sometimes.

I beg to differ with the hapless (hopeless) caller she references. He is not paying anything for the HJ. Yes, you read that right. No charge for the HJ. He is, however, paying for her time and attention. If he pays for an hour and chooses to only go for the HJ, that's his choice. Had he chosen additional activities during that hour the price remains the same. Personally, I believe the erstwhile fine women of CERB should tack on an extra $10 for each stupid and insensitive question/statement.

I had a similar experience with Bella - she loves daty & had a blast! Love the flushed upper chest area they can get... Beautiful face, tight little body, easygoing, a lot of fun!

use the asterix as a wildcard when searching three letter names, sky(asterix) Ive spelled asterix becomes when I type one it get's filtered out but it works when you type it in the search field.