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You obviously dont know the whole story and we are not making it public as per the request of those involved but aubrey is welcome back once she has fixed the problem that got her suspended in the first place. The council is privy to the info and the council voted her banned here until she fixes the issue. This topic is closed and not up for public debate here .... And trust me if you knew the real true story you would not be crying foul here!

I've bash everyone ears in the past 4 months about Japan...it's finally arriving! In less than 48 hours I am leaving on an 14 hours flight and I will be there for one month :D I won't be logging on Cerb too often, but I will try to post blog on my website at http://www.malikafantasy.com/blog.html or you can follow me on twitter @malikafantasy OMGSOEXCITED --exit her own random post(

This is nothing. There are guys who reply to EVERY ad posted by a woman and try to solicit more than whatever the ad is for. And her disgusted reaction to being propositioned says more to me about how she feels about prostitution overall than anything else. I'm not condoning the guy's behaviour either, but this whole article is way overreacting.

I have built my business on the "slow down and savour" model. I realized when I returned to Canada that in my career, my favorite times and most memorable moments were those that I spent "time" with a guest. I remember those special men that took the time to get to know me and allow me to know them as people, not just a romp. Today I dedicate my energy to those men that know they want more than just a play partner, they want a NSA relationship that is beneficial to both of us on more than just a physical/financial level. They need to want the connection that comes from knowing and genuinely liking someone. I want to look forward to my guests, to count down the sleeps till I see them and savour the experience from the moment they walk thru the door until they depart with kisses and and our next visit is scheduled. I refuse to waste a minute with someone I can't connect with even tho this is my work. I don't want to be rushed or feel like I'm counting the minutes till he leaves. Life is too short to be taken for granted and our time is too precious to waste. So ciego5757, yes you can take your time. You just need to choose partners that see the world the same way... cat

One of the best parts about getting older in the hobby is that you can finally realize one great truth. Your penis is NOT the only thing that has an orgasm. True, it is the one part of the body that can give "evidence" of a successful encounter, but in reality the process of aging opens the door to the "mind-gasm." It's that little shiver you get when you see her at the door. It's that breathless moment when she places that first soft kiss on your lips. It's the moment of exultation when she guides your hand to the swell of her breast, the curve of her bottom... It's the childlike moment of expectation when she begins to remove her clothes... and yours. It's a myriad of moments, involuntary body reactions and snippets of frozen time that you have captured in your mind throughout each and every second of her time with you. When you are younger, most of that is just a blur - a preamble to the physical orgasm. The moment you savour most is when you have reached the state of physical euphoria... that briefest period when your body aches to release. But now, I remember. I remember when she walked through the door. I remember that kiss. I remember that caress. I remember the flush on her cheeks and the quickening of my heart. I remember her every move and each of those memories transports me back to that time. Getting older is not so bad. Not so bad, at all.

While there are 2 sides to every story, I think you may only be hearing 1. It is great to understand you wish to back an SP whom you think highly for. We are all responsible for the reactions from our actions and maybe you need to ask Aubrey what she did, as you don't get removed from the board for just any little thing. Obviously there is more to this story than she is letting on to you, so before you snap on the mod and get a vacation yourself, maybe you need to do some research.

Physical beauty is a veneer that fades, cracks and chips away over time. The true beauty that each of us possesses is the acknowledgment that none of us is perfect, and from that acknowledgement emerges humility, humanity and ultimately the personality that sparkles. We have discussed the attempts of many to achieve the epitome of beauty. Healthy diets, exercise regimens, cosmetic products and procedures - the list can and will go on ad infinitum. The catch? There will always be someone that will be more beautiful, more glamourous, more athletic, with straighter whiter teeth etc., etc. The quest for greater physical beauty often comes with a tragic price, the fading value placed on inner beauty. Our own imperfections, whether real or perceived are the things that make us who we are. That mushy tummy, those laugh lines around our eyes, the goofy smile that produces uneven dimples, the hair that goes its own way or has left completely, that birthmark, or whatever else - those things that make us individuals, that make us imperfect, those are the things that invisibly contribute to our personality. We compensate. We channel the energy from things we can't really change or have given up on trying to change to other aspects of our being. We become better people, more accessible, friendlier, charming and charismatic. The physical attraction is augmented by something intangible - that strength in character that draws attention. The inner beauty is that spark that captivates and it can exist in everyone. My favourite providers are imperfectly perfect. They radiate personality. They understand what it means to embrace their inner beauty and let it shine. They are also the ones that seem to endure the comings and goings of the new kid on the block. Embracing imperfection has released the beauty within. What are your thoughts?

Actually, the ball's in Aubrey's court. She knows what to do to make things right...maybe she should do the right thing. Just sayin'.

Smart girl, I'm glad she stood up for herself but as Berlin said; there is a bit of over the top in the response. Obviously this person is on his "diamond in the rough" quest as so many are. I can just imagine the review... "Hey guys, toftt! Was on Kijiji and found this girl that will clean your pipes AND your toilet. Took a little persuading but she came around. She's 19, a real GND type. A little fat (119lbs and 5'6) but she vacuums so it's all good. She showed up in track pants and runners, no french maid uniform.:( Don't mention anything on the phone, she actually thinks she's a house cleaner. She's a peach so I won't put her information up here but PM me for details. Only 100+ posters with at least 10 reviews will get replies" Asshat "They're all ho's, they just won't admit it"

I like Emiafish because he likes turnips. I like Meg because even though we've yet to meet, she always cheerfully responds to my messages. I like RG because his posts are thoughtful and good advice for newbies and some not so newbies. Also, I can empathize with his elderly parental health issues.

Early on in my life, I was told to never frown even if was mad because it would give me wrinkles. Don't ever smoke because it will give you wrinkles, etc, etc. I used to be somewhat of a vain person esp as a teenager and early 20's related to wrinkles. I'm in my 30's and always asked if I have gotten botox because I have no frown line, no deep creased lines on my forehead or crow's feet. I have somewhat a laugh line but not deep. I'm not one of those with a big mouth ( well that's debatable.lol) who grins from ear to ear when I smile. However when I look at people now ( esp women) I look at their face with their laugh lines and frown lines and think that each laugh, smile and frown has a story behind it so I try and think of it this way than thinking about it in a vain way. I believe now all of these things add character to a person so go ahead and laugh, smile and frown! I can laugh and smile but the frowning, I don't think I can make the actual expression because I'm not used to it!

Well I'm approaching....gulp...52 What I have pleasantly discovered encounters aren't about orgasms or msog (although if I spent a week with a lady I likely could have msog LOL) What I have discovered is that the pleasure derived in an encounter comes from the connection made with a lady and in some cases friendships formed with a lady But if getting older and slower concerns you just book longer encounters with a lady A rambling RG

This is an aspect of the game I've pondered for awhile now. I am fortunate to be the age I am (59) as I've lost more than a few at far younger ages :(. I am also fortunate to be in pretty decent physical shape, carrying and extra 10 or so pounds and I have had a few surgeries from sports injuries and the first part of the mornings isn't always pretty but all in all I can't complain. I have a positive outlook and have great joy in my life. That being said, I've given lots of thought to hanging it up as it were. I don't play nearly as much as I did and find I'm less interested generally. The chase is more of a pain now. Part of it comes with age as men my age have declining testosterone levels which might explain the lack of interest. But that's not all of it for me, being 30-35 or more years older is becoming an issue for sure. I prefer 1/2 hour sessions for this reason. I do expect this will be my last year in the game and then I'll ride off into the sunset with a smile on my face and lots of fond memories. Peace MG

Oh for heaven's sakes ! Why did I have to read this ! Maybe I better come back to Ottawa. That's a long hot damn sexy tattooed train with Lee as the caboose cuming in the rear ;) Clickity clack there's some shagging on the tracks !!!! Woo Woo Woo ! Then we can all cuddle and spoon :smile: ooza booza Ooops day dreaming there.............. and sorry to hijack OP !!

As someone who resides in the city you speak of, I take great offence to your post. (Yes I CHOSE to move here) The city has old world historical charm with a lovely Fundy view through out uptown. It is a mix of old and new and has a very welcoming feel. the city is easy to navigate and all streets uptown lead to water. As well come springtime the city is a HUGE draw for cruise ships with 1-3 on any given day. I am just guessing that you forgot to mention these strong points of this city when you decided to trash it in your above post? Sure it has some mish mashed road systems and the graveyards have no fences, and yes there is a refinery smack dab in the middle of the city (but its the same in Edmonton). These are all things that add to the charm and romance of the city. Maybe you need to have another trip to Saint John to see what you missed? Clearly comparing such an amazing city to such a god awful show such as the office is just plain wrong. Saint John, is one of the best cities for Sp's to visit in New Brunswick, for business people to travel too and for people to live in. People here are kind, friendly and proud of where they come from.

IMHO. The bottom line is that this guy is probably just a douche-bag and not the smartest pencil in the box. If he's asking for this service, he's fully aware of SP's and ther services they offer, in this case I think he was looking to hook some fresh meat. Pray on the innocent, try it and see if it works. Maybe it's all just a big mix up (but I doubt it). Typically adult services are posted in a different area from cleaning services so to give benefit of doubt to both parties either he looked in the wrong area for services or she posted her services in the wrong area. (I dont think this is the case though). The world is full of naive and in this case puritan people who's reaction was overblown due to the fact that they innocently existed inside a bubble from the real world. As it sits this is a learning experience and very funny story to tell at parties (maybe after some time passes).

Thanks Phaedrus for filling people in on my recent whereabouts, however, for those who've been wondering where I've been lately, it's a bit of a story. See, the boys decided we needed to class up the BBM lodge, and what better way to do that than to improve our service. They decided to pool their money and send me to Japan to learn how to be a geisha so we could properly entertain our guests. So I hitched up my trailer and off I went. But, they wouldn't let me into the Geisha training on the account of me being a man. They sure had poor English, as I couldn't understand a word they said, but it sounded like uncouth, obnoxious and repugnant, whatever that means. So I headed into downtown Tokyo. They must not have been used to seeing someone my size, because they started fleeing (Special appearance by LeeRichards who was visiting) And then I found them, a true inspiration to Fat Bastards everywhere I lived with the Sumo Wrestlers for several months and they taught me everything they knew about being Fat Bastards. I came back to the lodge and taught all the boys. So we may not have improved our service much, but we sure are better at being Fat Bastards! Plus, now we don't have to hold back on our bacon consumption for the sake of our figures Here's Old Dog, Phaedrus and Myself showing off our new physiques.

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Beauty is certainly complicated, misunderstood and always criticized. It's funny how we are all trained somehow by our outward appearence as to how we perceive the world, others, how we cope with emotions, acceptance, how we judge-if we judge.Good looking people will realize their looks will open doors, average looking people will soon realize they have to be charming, witty, intelligent to open doors and those with intelligence will realize they can open their own doors. Our looks can be a blessing, a curse, certainly they are our first impression and sometimes the last. Lucky are those who have it all, looks, personality, intelligence and wit. But really what is more important? Well I suppose that depends on you. If you go to a bar the best looking girl will be the success there, in university, intelligence would be the important trait as well as personality. Although I'm sure looks will get some extra credits. If you walk into a crowded restuarant without a reservation, looks my win there as well and get you in. Walk into an upscale clothing store, looks will win out there as well. Applying for a new job, yes your credintials, experience will be the importan factors, lets hope, but depending on whos hiring, looks may win out there too. Yes our veneers are fleeting and short lived but certainly important to many. We are trained early on that anything "pretty" is better, nicer, the thing to be. It takes time, living, before most of us realize the shallowness of that. That personality, character and wit go alot further and are far more entertaining than just a glossy exterior.As someone who has never been attracted to goodlooks I still realize their importance and strengths. Lets face it we live in a shallow world, most are seeking beauty in one way or another. They either want it or to be around it so it is nice to see threads like this reminding us that there are some who see beyond it and do realize there is more to a person than their outer shell, especially here.

Yeah, I think you should stop hobbying while you're working out your marriage. I dunno. For me, this is a service that exists for people who are in marriages that aren't satisfying them in this area. And in that sense, it takes pressure off the marriage. If the marriage has no use for sex, and if a sexual edge still exists, then this business can help take that edge off. But it should never compete with marriage. That is not our purpose. If you have a possibility for achieving satisfaction in your marriage, then for goodness sakes, go with that. If that works out, it will bring you your ultimate satisfaction.

Embracing imperfection is the story of my life. I would have been the girl least likely to have been a Call Girl. I was gangly, tomboyish, late-blooming and just all-around not-quite model perfect. When I first started in this business, I had to work for agencies. (No internet.) They would often sell me as a great beauty, and so, when I arrived at the door, I was often a shock to the customer. I used to have to talk my way inside the first time, but never the second. They always asked for me by name the second time around. I may not have ever been any great beauty (...ironically, I look way better now in my 50s than I ever did in my 20s), but I always knew what I was doing and enjoyed the experience. You can probably ask for more than that, but sometimes, that's enough.

Exactly what Eric Northman said! If there is a certain base level of physical attraction, guys can easily just focus on what they like and the imperfections just add charm to the lady. =) (The last part was missing from the thank you note under his post.... i always write too much... )

Just thinking about Cat's idea.... and adding to that mix. Sara, Cleo, Malika, Luxe and Annessa.... all tattoo GODDESSESESSESSESSSSES.... I would die. They would kill me. The undertaker would have to work for days to close my eyes, wipe the idiotic grin of my face and bore a groove in the top of the casket so they could close it. Seriously? Read the ads here. Find someone that suits your fancy. Remember that the encounter is more than just sex... it's about chemistry. Find someone that you MUST see based on their ads or their posts. We all write in a manner consistent with who we are in reality - those clever ads, the sensual style, the humour... whatever... that's the person that you want to see. Not a single person that has been mentioned in the prior posts will disappoint you... and if you want to add more fuel to that fire, check the reviews. Consumate professionals, each and every one!

Old Dog great post. Your last paragraph really applies to me too, I find that I'm drawn to these SP's. The more "real" an SP appears to me through her persona and posts here on CERB the more she appeals to me. Real people have flaws, have bad days, have opinions. Real people "feel". Sometimes you catch glimpses of an SP's "perfect imperfection" through her posts, maybe she's a little chippy and goes on a rant because someone got on her nerves. Some might say, "bitchy" , but I say awesome. I actually love when real personalities of people shine through and it always makes me smile. The best example of what appeals to me is a post made by Serena Blake last week. Her post was just a notification and apology to clients that she was taking a few days off to spend with her child because she was feeling homesick and missed her child. That one post endeared her to me tremendously. I have never met her but now I want to, it was powerful and spoke to me. An SP that was real and had emotions like the rest of us, not just an emotionless machine that served the lustful needs of her clients. I might be in the minority but since my introduction to this hobby and participation here on CERB I've found that I care less and less about the physical appearance or attributes of SP's and constantly look for those that display that embrace of "perfect imperfection". Stay imperfectly perfect ladies. Chuck

in reaction to the original post where any girl with a camera and lingerie and an internet connection thinks she can be an SP, I also hear a lot of girls say things like "hmmm I could do that, I love sex" to me thats sorta like saying "I like pizza, i think I have what it takes to open a Pizzeria" just beacuse you are comfortable serving or consuming what you're selling doesnt mean you have the slightest clue on what it takes to run that business, advertise that business, and help it flourish. And I like to remind clients that the "sex part" is only about 10% of what our job entails. you could be great in bed, but have terrible business skills, poor people skills and an unwillingness to learn from your or others' mistakes that in the end could ruin your business.

From the Client's Perceptive, Ladies, your running a business and clearly, there is a demand for your services. Please consider me as one of many examples. I do enjoy the services you provide however your services are not limited to pant's off to pant's on. Granted, that's the fun part. I appreciate the following skills, 1.The ability to schedule, don't throw an ad on the last page and wait for my call. You'll be too busy with the drunken sailor. 2. The ability to pick a quality location / hotel. I can blend in an upscale lobby in business attire but I can't stand outside knocking on your door looking over my shoulder. 3. The ability to keep me informed of your travel schedule. When our schedules meet up, It's great to know in advance and allows me to book in advance and gives me something to look forward to. 4. The ability to know your strengths. One example may be that most SP's are not great photographers. An i phone and a mirror is not considered a professional photo shoot. Post a professional photo and the quality of calls will come. 5. Work your regular clients. Trust is not something initially purchased however is something I will gladly pay for again and again. I pay for it in dollars, time and miles to see one of my regular SP's. Well, that's it from my perceptive. Anyone providing these skills gets my attention and my dollars. Speaking of which, thanks to a quality provider sending me an email two weeks ago, including a professional photo, advising me that she will be in town at a quality hotel.....I had the most wonderful lunch date today. Just my thoughts.

Gents (and Ladies) Here's another newbie question but probably everyone is interested to see what you think on this topic. Obviously all of us are aware of the notion of tipping for great service received, however tipping often has customary practices that are unique to the surrounding circumstances. What are the 'best practices' re: tipping in the SP space? For example... - always tip except in the face of worse possible service (like tipping in a restaurant) - only tip if the service was 'blow you away' good (Not a BJ pun!) - never tip because the donations are "all inclusive" (this would seem unlikely to me) And lastly, is tipping generally percentage based (like a waiter or a cab) or a fixed amount based, or whatever you think it was worth based? Sorry to bring up money when so many more fun topics are at hand, but these Ladies deserve Best Practice and personally, I definitely do not want to miss the mark on this important point. Thanks in advance for all of your thoughts.

I just want to underscore everything Cat has said. I work the same way. Longer, slower engagements are deeper, more meaningful and precious to me because of the quality of the connection we can make with each other. I accept that some gentlemen may visit me less often, but they and I both think it's worth the wait.

Some provider's locations have handicap parking...that's probably as good as the perks get, lol. Cat might have a stool for you to step up to her playbed too. ;) Have a great birthday!! E.

Haha!! Must have forgot my baking income. Do they take payment in hugs and kisses?? After years of living in what we call in Ottawa "across the river" and being asked to "drop them and take a deep breath" during tax season, i moved where its better :-p Good plan, i'll join you in that plan!!

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Somewhat new to this so not a lot of experience behind me but I met one agency girl who was certainly as close to physical perfection as any female I've ever met or seen in porn or whatever. The encounter left me flat and disappointed. Yes there was sex and lots of it but there was no chemistry, no connection. My great encounters have all been with women whose personalities made me immediately feel comfortable and intimate enough with them to just relax and enjoy myself. It's true that one needs a certain base level of physical attraction to have a good encounter but mostly I notice the good parts and ignore the imperfections. For me personally, as long as a lady has an decent level of physical fitness, I'm completely happy. Besides, stretch marks, scars, wrinkles, cellulite, extra pounds and so on are so irrelevant when there is good chemistry. Men are often more content with their own bodies because they tend to ignore the bad and focus on the good. Checking yourself out in the mirror, "Yeah, I've got a bit of a gut but look at that bicep! Rawr!" I think a lot of men look at women the same way. Focus in on the good parts and ignore the rest. Great boobs, a sweet ass, nice legs, a pretty face, as long as there are a few parts there that tickle the fancy, I think many of us are quite easy to please. Too much perfection can give almost a 'plastic' feel I think. Like they're not a real person. A body has stories to tell, another way to make a connection with someone. While exploring during a recent encounter, I was tracing my fingers over an old scar and asked her what happened. She told me and I said 'ouch' but then she told me she didn't really remember because it happened when she was a little kid. And I felt closer to her for having shared that. And feeling close to someone for a while is one of the best parts of this hobby.

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So, as I mentioned yesterday, hfxandy brought us - at great risk to himself, never mind his cargo - a bunch of interns! We've never had interns at BBM Towers before, and to be honest they were all a bit on the skinny side when they arrived. In fact, to be really honest, they still are a bit skinny, despite our efforts to feed them up with a high-bacon diet. They insist on eating these strange green things that that they call vege-tables, although I haven't yet worked out what was wrong with the tables we already had. The old tables are a lot tastier than the new vege-tables, because they now contain the accumulation of years of bacon-sandwich-making-spillage, which makes for an immensely satisfying bacon-flavoured snack between sandwiches. So, I'm sure you'll be dying to know what we've been doing with these exotic creatures? We got to work once we knew that Samantha had harnessed her man-harem to the sleds and was on her way... but when we heard Cat was driving, it was clear that their arrival would be sooner than anticipated and all hands would be required on deck if we were going to be ready in time. Well, first up, we had to make sure we looked nice for when the ladies arrived. So we got the interns to make a start on the ironing: (no, you didn't see the butt-plug. Move along) The BBM lodge has also been brought up to tip-top shape. We had them cut the grass: The hot-tub has been renovated... ...and the indoor pool, too. Of course, the interns need to be allowed some time off from all the hard work. Some of the things they do are self-explanatory: But some stuff, I simply don't get: But what bout me? I took up trampolining in an effort to get (somewhat) fit over the winter. You should have seen the grace with which I flew through the air! I floated like the Hindenburg, was almost as manoeverable, and also almost as flammable (bacon-grease does that). Alas, that escapade didn't last long, and the interns were unable to repair the damage... But after all that hard work (they ironed Lee's underwear, for Pete's sake!), they probably deserve a break: However, we do appreciate the importance of a good gin and tonic for the ladies, and that's much too important to leave to the interns. So, please, rest assured: Old Dog has been personally making sure that the ice for your G&T is of suitable quality! Samantha, Cat: if you have any complaints, please let us know, and we'll send him back in until he gets it right... But don't send him back too often, or he'll probably pee in the pool.

A week ago Cleosaurus sexed one of the most intense orgasms out of me in my life :) I was quiet cause I couldn't speak...... and this is what I got out of the girls ..... ;)

You need to be smart enough to know when to avoid a particular client base, such as ..... 1) Men who have been burned badly by others sps, and then paints all sp's with the same brush..... 2) Those who are always looking for the cheapeast of the cheap when it comes to cost...these men usually tend to go over their said time and you will burn out quickly-and that will kill your chances of success in this business. You need to be strong enough to ensure that you avoid: 3) Clients who try and persuade you to overlook your usual restrictions... 4) Caving in to suggested rates by hobbiests...they have no idea what is to do something like this. There seems to be an 80$ trend going on right now...and that is all I am gonna say ;) MOST of the men on this board prefer quality over quanity...THANK GOD :bowdown: I would suggest CERB as the place to attract your best client base! All of the other sp's advice is very good too!!

Douchebaggery...

I believe that most men are able to enjoy the physicality of sex without falling or being in love with that partner. Women on the other hand, (leaving out most SPs) have trouble having sex without intimacy and having feelings for their partner. I believe God just made men and women differently and I have respect for those men who make the decision to see SPs over choosing to trouble themselves with the trials and tribulations of an affair.

I just dont get it??? We see..".Why so dead in STJ"...then girls take the plunge to go....yet sit there, same with Freddy and Moncton!! All the while we see " has anyone met..." but yet those girls is not found on cerb:( Then all these stories about how it was sketchy in one way or another! But yet we have a cerb lady right here for ya! I also see a threads asking for massage...ummm let me think??? Who in Freddy can provide massage??? It seems to me, that perhaps some hobbyist could plan in advanced a bit?? If you are looking for a reputable lady to visit in your city, most of us do advertise for a week before! So lets just take a minute and actually plan it instead of waiting for the last min to try to book? Last min booking DO NOT encourage a lady to vist, the ones who pre-book are the ones who will convince us to take the plung...but YOU NEED TO SHOW UP!! IMHO.... I too tire of these tyes of threads....

I've had the pleasure of arranging a couple of very rewarding mmf sessions with local providers, and its not as uncommon as you might think. Here are my recommended steps to consider... First, select a likely candidate and see her a couple of times one-on-one. If you establish good chemistry with her, it's much easier to approach her with the proposal to see yourself and a buddy together in a session. Plus, you've established that she's greek-friendly and have a concept of what her limits might be. Then, assuming she's pretty open-minded about such activity, all you need to do is approach her with the proposal. In fact, the first provider that I approached in this way willingly agreed, and our session was awesome. In addition, she also provided me with an intro to another sp that was interested in a similar arrangement. In time, a subsequent mmf ensued with the other provider, which turned out to be equally enjoyable! If you think this is a lot of effort on your part, yes, it might be. Good things don't come easy. But put yourself in a provider's mind-space.. An unknown client, who you've never seen before, calls you and asks that you host himself and another equally unknown quantity at your incall. Your safety is paramount, and you are putting yourself into a situation where you are going to entertain two possibly much larger individuals. Hmmmm.. Just some suggestions for your consideration.. Happy Pooning!!

10 days...10! before Japan. omg :D

Orgasms! The trusted, tried and true solution to just about anything that ails ya! ;) My all natural suggestion to you: Masturbate 3 times in a row. :dncdick::dncdick::dncdick: If that doesn't work, do it twice more. ...Pretty sure you won't be able to stay awake after that, no matter how hard you try. What have you got to lose? ;)

1. Whats your "real" name? 2. How many men have you been with today? 3. So, have you been busy? 4. Is your real hair color/breast size/nails/tan real? 5. How did you get into the business? 6. Do you have a boyfriend/SO/partner? 7. Why don't you go Indie? 8. Can I stand you on your head while you give me a bj? 9. Why do you have to put the condom on now? 10. Can I have a tour of your place? 11. Who is that in the picture? 12. Are the sheets clean? 13. Did you shower? 14. Tell me the difference between the 1hr and 2hr option besides time, I might want to readjust our session. 15. Is that what you are wearing? 16. I thought you would be _________ (taller, shorter, skinnier, fatter, younger, older) 17. I brought rolled change for part of my donation, is that a problem? (paid $250 in rolled pennies and dimes) 18. Do you own this place? 19. You should take yoga. 20. Have you ever considered having your breasts done? 21. Do you have a bong? 22. Can you drive me home afterwards? 23. I have a friend in the car, is it ok if he waits in your livingroom? 24. How many children do you have? 25. Do you REALLY enjoy it or are you an awesome actress? 26. Can we "just hang out" cause I think we have a real connection. 27. What are the perks if I become a good regular? 28. Can I leave my shoes and socks on for the whole visit? 29. Whats the weirdest request you've ever had? 30. Has anyone ever hurt you during an appointment? 31. Does your family know what you do? And my all time favorite! 32. Your such a smart woman, why don't you get a real job? These are all questions I have been asked personally and they range from mildly annoying to WTF is he thinking! cat