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In early September 2012, there was a point that I actually thought that post 5000 was never going to happen. In fact, I wasn't really sure that morning would happen, at least for me. Labour Day weekend is supposed to be eventful. It's when we say goodbye to summer and get ready for the colder months ahead. Pack away the summer stuff and bring out the long sleeves. Close down the cottage. Make plans for the air conditioner and the patio furniture. My labour day weekend began with a sense of draining. I had no energy. Walking was an effort. A shower required a nap after. Drying my hair took my breath away. I knew something was wrong, but my stubbornness said, "sleep it off, it's been a tough summer and you are just run down." It was more than that. I had a major heart attack. It was weird... no sudden chest grasping pain... just a sense of draining... like superman with kryptonite. That's when CERB stepped up. I mean it. CERB saved my life. Isabella Gia and Barrhaven Woody came over and took me to the hospital. They waited with me in the waiting room and stayed there until they knew I was being cared for. But it didn't stop there. I was in hospital for a week. Woody came to visit. Isabella came to visit and then came again with home cooked food. Cat and one of her kittens came to see me daily. Bethany, Phaedrus, Luxe and Alger all came bearing cups of coffee, muffins and most importantly, love. Alger left work early to come and pick me up at the hospital to take me home. When I got there, Boomer and Mister T had made food and left it in my fridge. Angela had gone to get my prescriptions. There were messages from Annessa, Nicolette, Gabriella, Samantha, EMB, Meg, Sara, Malika and Dorinda... and a very special message from Amelia ;) I was in tears. You have no idea how much I love my CERB people. It's more than that though. My CERB people are not just relegated to a small hidden part of my life. They are central. I am actually tearing up writing this... but they are happy tears... I have had so many visitors and so many messages It's hard to mention everyone... dammit. There are so many people that have made a difference and still make a difference in my life. You all make a difference whether you think so or not. So to everyone I have mentioned above and these few more, I give my thanks, my love and my friendship. Areez, Wendigo, Jazzitup, The General, AreJayEll, Lee Richards, Andy of Halifax, Toine, Spud, Notch, RG, Melly, Touch, RoyalFun, Scott, Steve, Silverado, Lone Skater, Mr Nice ... great guys. The best. Passion Vitto, Julie Wilde, Georgiana, Nathalie, Sami, Nikki Thomas, Emily, Emma, Cindy, Peachy, Soleil, Penelope, Katherine, Sophia, Alyssa, Cleo, Jasmine J, Jazy, Kimmy, Evelyne, Kianna, Chantal, Claire, Berlin, Alexxandria, Shortcake, GeGe, Alanna, Kerri, Ava ... damn... there are so many.... but you ladies in particular fill my life with joy every day. I wish I could write the name of every person that has made this time less difficult.... but threads have a finite amount of space... and I am getting sleepy. If I missed a name it wasn't out of spite... it's because I am old. Anyhow... this thread is for you. You have made my life worth living in these past few months and years... you make me smile, you make me laugh and you make me want to share a bit of myself with all of you. And I am going to say it, unabashedly, unashamed and without any hesitation. I love all of you.

32. You don't bring me flowers... You have met, once again, with the uber lovely Anita Dickens-Hyde. And once again, she lived up to her name. You are sore. If you were a lispy Viking you would be Thor, but that would be sacrilegious to the Odin. Your knees are weak. Your tongue is swollen. Your hips feel like the tin man before he got oiled. You need to hydrate. Anita Dickens-Hyde (honestly, do you get the name??? It's frickin' brilliant) merits more than the envelope full of your shekels... and the gift card from Magic Walid's House of Middle Eastern Cheese. You need to express your affection. You need to express your undying fealty. You need to re-book as soon as possible but you also need to regain strength. What to do... WHAT. TO. DO??? Inspiration. A Eureka moment. If you had a personal soundtrack, a choir of angels would be bellowing out that epiphany sound. You know where she lives... you will send FLOWERS. A dozen,no.... two dozen... no FOUR dozen long stemmed roses... special roses... like the ones picked by trained rose people. Ya... that's it. Ahem. Now you are scared. When the "ahem" sound goes off, it is usually followed by a series of THWACKS. Ahem = bad. THWACK = change thought process. Another epiphany. Maybe, just maybe, sending something to her house would be bad. Maybe, and you are going out on a limb here, maybe she doesn't live there alone. Maybe she lives there with a significant other. He could be a devoted partner, but hates flowers. He especially hates roses. Long stemmed roses may make him kill. AGAIN. He may have penis cootie power. Jeebus. Dead and penis cooties. That'd be awkward. You think, "Maybe I should ONLY give gifts to Anita Dickens-Hyde when I see her." Any spontaneous gifts sent to her home might seem a little, ummm... stalkerish... stalkeresque... stalkerinian. Okay, spontaneous gifts might give her the heeby jeebies. Heeby Jeebies are fatal to the client/provider relationship. Oooooooh, that'd be bad. She'd probably use her super powers and black list you. You'd have to sleep with... yikes. That really hot woman beside you. And by hot, I mean the sweating woman with a mean streak who has been experiencing menopause since she was 23 and who is now 56. Save yourself. Don't send creepy gifts. 33. More alternatives to bacon sandwiches. Ummmm... nope. Can't think of any. 34. The evidence. There is no delicate way to express this. Nope. No sugar coating it. You NEED to ask your provider where to put the one eyed one fingered love glove when you are done. Your latex wiener warmer can not be left willy nilly. Oh... and please. PLEASE. PLEASE!!! Don't flush it. Toilets are meant for other stuff. Like pee. And... um... poo. Sometimes barf. All of the things that toilets are designed to remove. Condoms are a non-soluble solid. They tend to get stuck. Bad things happen when condoms plug a toilet. It impedes the flow of regular toilet stuff from going down. If you flush a condom down the toilet, providers get mad. When they get mad they use super powers. When they use super powers, you get sick and die AND your estate will be billed for the plumber costs. Your family will wonder why you are getting a posthumous plumber's bill and will start to ask questions. They will surmise that you have been doing evil things in other people's toilets. Your soul will remain in limbo and you will surrounded by other uncaring condom flushing ghosts. You will be mocked for an eternity. Your name will be stricken from all family records. You will be a blight on your ancestry... and all because you flushed a condom. 35. I need it .... NOW. You sir, have a boner. You recognize this from the physical evidence and the fact that your mind is incapable of cognitive thought. What to do? Call a provider. YESSSSS. Call a provider. They can ... wait. They are not here now. You have a boner and the provider is not here. Ummmmmmmmm. You have cash. And a boner. You have cash and a boner and a bed. Perfect. Except. No provider. Jeeeeebus. They have super powers. They have super powers cuz Old Dog told me they have super powers. Teleportation... was that on the list???? Acccccck. No. No mention of teleportation. You begin to weep. Okay weeping is a bit too much. Sob. You are sobbing in a "man with a boner" way. Can you drive? Nope. Your boner will not interfere with shifting or steering BUT it will impede your ability to concentrate. Solution? Internet porn. Yup. That's it. Gotta do it. Kleenex. Lotion. Guilt. Gentlemen, planning is your best friend. Providers like a schedule and MAY be available on short notice BUT your best bet is to book well in advance of early onset boner. Planning will train your penis into becoming fiscally responsible. Planning will also train your penis as to the appropriate time to become erect. Inappropriate erections can make you lose friends, family and jobs. Planning can save your emotional well being. Your penis will thank you for it, in the way that penissiessisiisessis give thanks. ... more later....

I've reached the big 1000 and I'm congradulating myself,lol want to join in?

Morning all! While I was "off" recovering, had lots of time to think (I know, I know it does not happen often!). Thought about all the lovely Ladies who are so talented, I just wanted to point it out and say "thank you". We have Ladies who are full time MP's or SP's. We have Ladies who balance "traditional" work lives, in the government, at hospitals, in offices, in banks, etc. and then spend time with us hobbyists. And we have Ladies who are still in university and college, some even in Masters level courses handling that workload, then spending time with us. Then we have the Ladies who balance their work lives with children, then work, then with us. To all of you, thank you. You are special folks who work hard to make us hobbyists happy. The Liquor

36. Discretion, and incalls So, you visited Alotta at her incall. You had an awesome time. You wrote a reco, even! But now someone's dropped you a PM, because they're thinking about going to see her too, but they were wondering where her incall is... First up, this is her information to give out, really, so the curious can simply be referred to Alotta herself. If you must reply, it's probably fine to say that she's in a central location, or north/south/east/west end of town. It may or may not be acceptable to say that she's in, say, New Edinburgh, depending on the provider in question. But what you must NOT do is give a precise location, because if it ever gets out that the resident of 24 Sussex Drive is getting paid for screwing an awful lot of people then there'll be hell to pay.

in a sea of what seems to be "dos and Do-not" threads that have lead to somewhat negative perceptions of some of us ladies on here, I would like to start a more positive thread directed towards the ladies about dates they've had recently that at the end of the day make us sigh a lovely sigh and make us say "gosh darn-it....i REALLY LOVE my job!" (this is not to say we dont love our jobs to begin with. I totally do! but what special things sometimes make you REALLY REALLY love it at the end of the day? One of my new favorites definitely loves to take his time, books at least two hours and is a wonderful dancer. He happens to share my love for Jazz and we spend almost the first hour talking, sipping wine and dancing. He literally sweeps me off my feet (and if I'm lucky, I get dipped too! lol)! Sometimes I have to admit that I've caught myself watching him leave through the peep-hole...that is where I sigh to myself and definitely the inner monologue plays saying "sigh...i love my job" ;-) Another client I have always books a very nice hotel suite for us and is insistent on asking what i feel like eating as a snack or drinking for a beverage...even if I say I'm not fussy. Just the idea that someone is being so considerate is very thoughtful and goes a long way...when I hang up the phone or fire of my reply email at home setting up our date with the possibility of shrimp and lobster I say to myself "sigh...I love my job" Ladies in the industry: what little extra things or recent fun perks on the day-to-day basis of your work-life make you pause and think to yourself the same? it could be luxurious or even something simple and kind, sexual or non-sexual

The problem isn't the trade or prostitution. The problem is exploitation, luring, kidnapping, theft, violence, etc. all of which we already have sections to deal with in the criminal code. It is just another way to enforce gender norms and societal expectations regarding sexual behaviors. The social problem of trafficking has been around for centuries and it is just another way for governments to say they are anti-sex work or anti-immigration without saying it. At the time of colonization of Canada the problem was "white women in traffic." Yet, at the time, the government was luring white women with advertisements to come over to Canada to form relationships with settlers. Now the main concern is racialized women or Indigenous women. A hundred years from now, I wonder what this so-called problem will look like. There is literally millions of dollars poured into NGOs/non-profits/research that is being used to suggest there is a problem when in reality the problem is, like I said above, exploitation, luring, kidnapping, theft, violence, etc. all of which we already have sections to deal with in the criminal code--just as Miquelon mentioned.

Well This one did, I recently rode blissfully all the way on cloud 9 with the lovely and talented Claire Heavens. She is both Naughty and Nice, very Nice in fact. This is actually my second session with the lovely Claire. I saw her a while ago and never actually got around to an official recommendation, not that she needs one more but better late than never, no ? While I love women of all shapes and sizes, It's a known fact that I have a soft spot in my heart and hard spot in my pants for short blondes. Claire fits that bill to a T. From the moment I walked into the playpen I knew I was in for fun, she treated me like a king. The whimsical decor and knick knaks compliment her cheery, quirky and energetic personality. She greeted me in a halter tied button down shirt and a short school girl type skirt in heels that pushed her beautiful bum up and out begging to be spanked (which it did). It wasn't long before the skirt was on the ground and I was on the table! Soothing tunes, along with her awesome curves, and stunning eyes,coupled with her sensual touch and sexy body slides caused the room to heat up substantially we were both a glow in a sexy sweat. The mood was sensual and sexy, every now and then a giggle, a joke and roar thrown in for good measure. Time flew by, in fact we easily lost track of time as we were caught up in mutually enjoyable occasion, eventually things came to an explosive and climactic conclusion, which quite frankly took us both by surprise. A quick cuddle and "power nap" in each others arms then whisked a way for clean up and more fun in the shower. Claire made sure that every inch of me was clean and sparkly. I tried my best to do the same for her. As I said it's not like this lady needs another reco, but to sum it up she's way prettier than her photos and time spent with this sultry superstar is time well spent but you'll wonder wear that time went, no matter how long you book with her, it never seems to be enough. Giddy Up Girly, thanks for the fun and games and making good Friday a GREAT FRIDAY :smile:

Again just to clear things up i am not saying sorry for anything about my self as i know i have done nothing but treated every lady with respect and dignity , i am not trying to be an ass kisser at all, as one person said. In my life i have done nothing but worked with people to help them through the hard things in there lives and some of the stories that the other SP have been through has made me want to say sorry just as a form of empathy and understanding only, and i must admit that the ass kisser comment did hurt as it was not my intent. As someone who grew up in a home with a lot of presser to be something i was not i can understand how hard it can be not the conform to what everyone else wants. and it must be even harder with what every SP goes through everyday as they are trying to make a living. My only point of this post was to give every SP out there more strength in what ever choice they make and to let them know that there are people out there that will support that choice. and i am sorry if other people thought my post was for something it was not. I wish everyone a great day and thank you for the posts

Some may view the OP as an ass kisser....while some of us see him as a gentleman :)

I've been fortunate to travel to all Provinces/Territories in this country as well as many destinations around the world. So much about me is truly Canadian and I'm deeply loyal. Whether its our beautiful landscapes from coast to coast to coast, the pride I have in our Forces, how we try and balance complex issues for a common good, hockey, all 4 seasons...and I could go on. This recent ad just makes me smile about being Canadian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WAsV0HZ0D4 What makes you a proud Canadian? Cub

My name is PassionVitto I have been a member since August 2012 I am an addict because the first thing that I do in the morning is log in to Cerb.. And last thing i do in the day before going to bed is Log in to cerb.. I am an addict because I am always looking forward to reading some interesting posts from my fellow members... I am an addict cause I look forward to open my profile and find new messages on my guest book, my inbox or picture comments :). And everytime I have a notification I have a smile in my face.. How mamy hours do I spent on Cerb a day?? Are you prepared for it?? Well I come on at 6am and get off at 9pm.. Take breaks while I am busy relaxing with playdates hehe... And while at the gym... Ok ok also when I am in the shower unfortunately my phone will braek if I bring it in with me lol... So conservately speaking... 8 hours! I log in from my blackberry, from my tablet.., from muy computer... I love CERB because it has shown me a hole new perspective of how adult entertainers such as myself and the gentleman have so much to share, how friendships can be made, and how much respect for others opinions is valued! I love Cerb because all the members have welcome me with open arms. I join because it was a tool to advertise my services, but I am still here because is way more than that, is a great community where we all share stories! I am an addict, and I admit it! Thanks for listening! Vitto

Hi this is to all the SP's every where. with all the posts and polls that have been going on, i have read somethings that i have found to leave me feeling sad. things like sp's feeling they will lose there clients unless they perform a service they might not want to do, to hearing just how bad and not understanding some clients are with regards to condoms. I will not get into the muck of the business as i know people are trying to make a living but i would like to say one thing and that is this. The Sp's that i have been with i have always tried to make sure they know that i truly appreciate the time they have given to be with me and to treat them with as much respect as i can. and i want everyone to remember that every sp is a living being and should be treated like such. again this is not a post putting anyone down it is just a reminder and a way to get this off my chest. so to keep this short i as a MAN want to say sorry to any Sp who has been treated in a ungentlemanly way by a man. And as myself i want to say thank-you to every SP i have been with and to the ones i have not yet been with. And even thou it has been said before i will say it again. I can tell that all the SP's out there are strong and smart and know what they are doing just by reading their posts. you do not need anyone to tell you what services you should be giving. I can only imagine how tough it is in the business to add services you are not comfortable with doing, and to any SP anywhere with whatever you decide to do I truly wish from the bottom of my heart, all the best for a happy, safe, and long life. and that you only get the great clients that you all deserve. Will that is it i do not know if all this need to be said in a post but i think that even thou i am only one person i hope others can come together with me in giving strength to any SP who might be dealing with some of the issues that have been talked about lately. Have a great day all :)

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

I just want to wish everyone a very Happy Easter! Just getting ready to head off to the airport in bit for a few days back home in England with my son and family. Hope everyone has a great long weekend and I will talk to you all next week! Cheers, Spud

I've noticed some new names of late making posts, taking the leap from lurker to contributers. I just wanted to thank you former lurkers for contributing to this board, and making the first steps to being a part of this community. Keep up the posting and again, thanks for contributing to this community Thanks Again RG

As I have often stated, I love ass worship as much as the next girl tho I found nothing in odl"s post to qualify in that vein. I appreciate his words regardless of his intention as I would not assume such a display to have ulterior motives... cat

My Darling Old Dog, It only takes a few good people to start a real community like this one the path of connectedness. I think there has been a real sense of care since the beginning with MOD laying out the groundwork and it has grown from there. I saw a turning point when Angela and ottonon started the socials. The delicate strings of relationship building started to entangle and hold many of us together. We just didn't realize how strong those strings are until we find ourselves hanging by one of them. When we see one of our own dangling, we all scramble to pull them back up and hold them close. You have consistently supported both online and in person everyone you came in contact with and touched us all. I know that despite our differences in the beginning you have brought smiles and joy to my life in ways I never expected and today can't imaging not having you "Just over there" to reach out to. My kitten delights in your company and treasures the laughter you bring to our lives as much as I do. What amazes me are the relationships in my life that have formed with members becoming friends without a business aspect to them. The ladies all have a common bond that is obvious but over the years I have met hobbyists that quickly moved from SP/guest to friend after the first visit or even without a playdate. People who I genuinely appreciate having in my life and you are one of them. Unexpected in a business like this where there are suppose to be such clear rules of engagement. I am grateful that its like this because I have people that have proven themselves as real friends that know everything about my life. No having to explain my work, no defending my choices, no apologizing for who I am. You sir, seemed to have started the ball rolling on this aspect of my life and I thank you for being you and for showing us that by adding the love only makes the community stronger, not weirder if that makes any sense! And I will finish by saying "Love you baby, don't ever change!" because the world needs more of you... cat

What a story of support and care!!!!!!. I am both very impressed and really taken by this. I am glad that everything went well and happy that you had so much support!!!!. Yes I can see a future in this for myself (with the exception of support maybe as I don't know no cerbite on the personal level) as I have lots of stress and sometimes feel pain in heart after work (something that has been with me since teenage years)i. But life is life and not in our hands, Que Sera Sera.......I wish you a very healthy years ahead Old Dog.

A monumental post, Old Dog, both in its celebration of your own vitality and humanity and of CERB's too. Carry on, Old Dog, in your very own, exemplary life-afirming style! Viva CERB! Cerbites!! and Old Dog!!!

Vagina topped with whip cream and strawberries or chocolate covered fripples Mind you these are a rare treat because they are rarely on the dessert menu it seems ??

I think where the pressure comes from is an interesting question, RG. Whether sex workers' collective refusal to provide some experiences would make a difference is also an interesting question. I'm sure that just about all of the ladies on this board are asked to provide BBFS sometimes. While I wish that one could say that the gentlemen who seek the companionship of ladies who charge above a particular price point are unlikely to see those who charge less, there's no reason to assume this is true. That may be one of the reasons that the expectation doesn't go away. In Vancouver, BBFS is available from women who work outdoors, particularly near the end of the month, which is also a time when the rates they charge for various services drops considerably. I have spoken with many outdoor workers. They say they offer BBFS when they have an urgent need for money to pay the rent or to provide basics for their children. The majority are on social assistance, often because they have young children, but also because of mental health issues and/or addictions that make them unemployable. Welfare rates in B.C. are the among the lowest in the country while housing is more expensive here than anywhere else in Canada. Social assistance here may not cover the cost of housing, let alone groceries and other necessities. The B.C. Centre for Excellence in HIV/AIDS reported in 2009 that 26% of Vancouver's street-based sex workers had HIV/AIDS. Other estimates are as high as 50%. Whether the workers became infected through sharing needles or from sexual contact is very difficult to determine. I'm sure that many, if not most, of the outside workers are not in a position to refuse to offer BBFS some of the time. Having seen the cars driven by many men who pick up street workers, I'm pretty sure that most could afford to pay more, but choose not to. There's no question that the encounters I offer are markedly different from an encounter with an outside worker. Nevertheless, depending on what a prospective client is looking for, these differences may not be significant to him and so he may be willing to see me or one of my colleagues sometimes and one of our outside-working colleagues at other times. It could be that one of the significant differences between me and a woman who works outside is that I do feel I can afford to turn away someone who asks for BBFS.

This profession has provided a way to add to my income enabling me to live a more luxurious lifestyle also while affording me enough free time to do volunteer work. I can call the shots, work when I want too and see who I choose. While making the same as most professionals. It's improved my confidence,I never used to have a very good opinion of my appearence and some very smart, kind men have helped me understand that I'm good the way I am, that I am attractive and that when others try and make me feel differently it's usually about them, jealousy and not about me. It's taught me things about men I wasn't aware of, helping me to better understand my father and other men I've had personal relationships with. It helps satiate my high sex drive and has allowed me to get to know some wonderfully generous, kind human beings, making this somewhat jaded cynical girl a believer that not all humans are cruel, selfish and mean. There are more than a few willing to help, be kind and do good. :icon_biggrin: So all in all it's been very positve for me:)

i'm a slut awesome lol

It absolutely opens a hole new world for consumers and marketing.., personally I have had the chance of meeting gentlemen that had never been for a Massage but they have frequented Full Service providers.., and not only end up comming for one visit, but they actually start enjoying the massage sessions and come back... MAs, SPs we offer a different kind of service, I don't see the reason why being separate. And MAs indys or Spa attendents we offer same service, independents do it from their home or a hotel room, Spa attendents we work out of a commercial space, I am pretty sure when it comes to pricing, it comes to about the same... Some guys say: I rather pay all the money to the lady and not give it to the business.. Truth is spa, condo or hotel.. As in any other business there is an overhead, Rental fees, so with an indy you give protion of that money to a lanlord, or a big corporate hotel, in a Spa you give a portion to a business owner, a local entrepeneur... Is really that bad to promote local economy??? Just a thought!!

December- Freak in Bed Ouuuu lala!

October - Perfect ;)

It's a bit of a sticky wicket. There are lots of members on the board that partake in all three avenues of the industry - full service providers, massage and strip clubs - and therein lies the problem. CERB provides a venue for so many things that naturally some confusion is bound to occur. An educated consumer will be able to identify the area in which he or she is interested and pursue that course of action. CERB does have areas that are SP specific, MP specific and SC specific. On top of that, each member and provider has the ability to identify themselves within their profile as to which stream they belong - so the client can, at the click of a mouse, discover the nature of service that he or she may expect to receive. We truly benefit from being an inclusive community. The discussions span a wide range of topics and often they are specifically introduced to touch on subjects upon which anyone can comment. That is the beauty of a pan-industry board - each of us can contribute and those contributions, whether serious or silly, can enhance the experience for each and every one of us. The creation of a separate board would also reduce the potential consumer base. As has been stated before, your client may not be just a massage client. He may be a massage and full service client that frequents the clubs from time to time. He may just be a full service client but is intrigued by a massage provider enough that he may pursue your services in a massage environment; conversely, he may be a massage client that wishes to see a full service provider. The blended board environment fosters that cross market traffic. It's not perfect for everyone but what we have is good... and you don't want to mess with a good thing.

Meg, I love to linger in the afterglow, chat and smooch while softly running my fingertips over all the ladies curves. It's a beautiful moment if the connection between the SP and client is right.

For what ever reason's Jessy's last 3 page recommendations were removed, so I will kindly say to all! in the past 2 months I have seen this lady over ten times plus! We got to know each other very well, and I would consider her a good friend and lover. She is a lady that will undoubtly make you come back more than just once. She is and has been a favorite of mine, and if I do find the time energy lately I will repeat with her at any given time when she is available in Ottawa. She is without a doubt a 10 +++ In my books and always will be, no worries from me folks I do like her ;)

Congrat. Cristy, on your 1000 posts! Always enjoy reading them and do keep them coming.

Thank you to all who replied I so appreciate it, it means alot-hugs

Keep writing and sharing your views with us cc! Congrats! :)

Congrats OD on reaching 5k in posts! Glad your health is back and keep posting! You are a great member/contributor here on this board.

Congratulations old dog on 5000 posts, and also on the next 5000 to come. Your story is not only a testiment to cerb as a community but also to you. Remember that good people attract good people. All the very best to you.

I had not had the pleasure to have shared any time or even posts back then.., I was very new in CERB..., and I am Very Happy that I can say now I have :) You are a very sweet person... you make me laugh every day when I come and read your smart and funny posts... I am very happy that I got the chance to meet you!!! And my eyes started watering as I was reading your post... Thank you for being here with us and being part of this BIG HAPPY FAMILY... Looking forward to share many more moments and post together :) xoxo

I have met with this fine young woman on two different occasions. Both times were fabulous. She is no scam artist. She aims to please - Very professional, sensual, friendly and sexy. I will repeat.

Why is it that Autocorrect can never actually figure out what you are trying to say, but insteads messes it up and you end up saying really weird things or the complete opposite of what you intend to say! Grrrrr

A woman is a woman, you are going to see and experience the individual - don't be distracted by details...

Not trying to sound flippant, but stick with the ladies found through CERB. There is a great deal of chatter around the BP ladies, but the ladies on CERB are "vetted" by the membership and the moderator. The moderator is very tolerant of these discussions. I would hate to see us lose this wonderful resource due to lack of support for the ladies we find on CERB. I am working on getting my 5 posts in - I have been a member for 1,451 days and have been content to lay low. However, the nearly one page reminder that I haven't met the 5 day 5 post criteria is slowing me down. Time to get my five posts in.

I know I have met some wonderful ladies, some of whom I consider friends, through this lifestyle. The companionship they provided has enriched my life. As cliche as it sounds, I feel truly honoured that they were willing not just to share their bodies, but their minds and souls with me. Not only did I enjoy the moment of our encounter, I have been left with wonderful memories about memorable times together. The companionship given, yes given, has a value you can't put a price on. But the value of the gift of your companionship to me far exceeds the donation asked. I only hope that for you ladies I am respectful and a gentleman enough so during our time together you enjoy my company too. A Heartfelt Thank You From A Grateful Gentleman RG

I agree.... I love the Cuddle kiss, caress and chat session after!! Cuddling literlly kills depression, relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system!

>Why is it that none of the major holidays are celebrated with naked lasciviousness rather than chocolate confections? Yes we need a bacchanalian festival. Why is it that people who care enough about their health to drink water in a water bottle, care so little about the health of the environment to leave the plastic bottle behind in the park.

Forget looking for eggs I use to get drunk and try to find my keys in the morning but that was less of a holiday and more of a weekend tradition. That being said I have switched to celebrating holidays the week after it's just so much cheaper.

To the OP: no, you are not overreacting. This is as every bit as dangerous and buttfuck-stupid as it sounds. Fortunately, most of the SPs around here are not stupid, and anyone even hinting at BBFS will probably get instantly blacklisted. And to the guys asking for BBFS, should any of them be reading... I don't mind you killing yourselves (I consider Natural Selection and the continuous improvement of the species thereby to be a good thing), but I'd be grateful if you'd refrain from trying to kill other people too. Please and thanks.

I've been going to Aqua for many years now... and will keep on going for many to come. It's the MA who'll make the session memorable and not the Spa. IMHO

30. The Outcall at your home You have done it!!! You will no longer have to be master of your domain. Put that Kleenex box away. Today's the day you have finally saved for... you are going to meet Alotta Fagina and her new duo partner, Anita Dickens-Hyde (that's right, say it slowly...I'm a dirty freakin' genius!), at your swinging bachelor pad. Best behaviour!!! Now. Eeeeeeek. Look at this place. Ummmm. Ewwwwww. What is that smell??? Gonna need to do some laundry. Yup. Your method of saving on laundry costs by wearing t-shirts and underwear for 4 days has a price (inside out, outside in, backwards and forwards... doesn't everyone do this???) Your place kinda smells like... ummmm... how do we put it politely???? Poo. Sweat. and dead animals. Charming. A fire... you could set the place on fire. No. Bad idea. How about you clean it??? You know those dusty bottles that your sister gave you 8 years ago when you got the place??? Use those. The bedroom. It's not so bad. Okay. It looks like the bedroom of an 8 year old. The He-Man and the Masters of the Universe comforter set is quaint and charming BUT not so much on the sexy debonair suave side. You good sir are going to have to put some big boy clothes on and do some shopping. No. Chicks don't dig Transformers. You can't use that comforter set either. You know the colour of the paint on the walls?? Ask someone at the store to show you something without animated characters and sorta matches the decor. No. You can't buy the Gi Joe sheet set. No. Don't make me hit you. While you are out... did you think of refreshments?? I know that you like chocolate milk and cherry Koolaid mixed together, but it's not everyone's taste. Try something ummmm kinda grown up. Wine maybe? For GODS sake don't pick the wine in the Transformers bottle. Yes, I know it's "neat." That bottle over there - see it? Yes, that one in the clear green glass bottle. I know you don't know anything about wine. Yes, I know you don't own a corkscrew. Okay. Just pick up a bottle of white and a bottle of red with twist tops. And over there... see that section over there that says coolers? Pick up a 4 pack that is kinda girly. I have no idea what they like. Okay. I know you don't either. Jeebus. You see the pink ones? Pick those up. Oh and pick up those wine glasses over there. I know you probably won't use them again. But the LADIES might. Let's go to the grocery store now. I know you are excited. Settle down. No, you are too big to ride in the cart. I am only helping you. You need to push it yourself. Awww, don't pout. Are those, tears???? Okay you can ride in the cart. I will help you. See this?? This is bottled water. I know it's cheaper from the tap. I know you want to show the ladies your limited edition Star Wars glasses from 1983. Trust me, we will go with the bottled water. Oh hey... look at that. It's cheese and it doesn't come in a can!!! Let's do some of that. You don't have plates? Okay. Let's go to the deli... they have a cheese and crackers platter at a reasonable price. What do you mean you don't have napkins. Ohhhh... you use Cottonelle for everything. Not today. No sir, not today. I am guessing you don't have candles. Oh you do??? Lord of the Rings Hobbit Candles. Charming. Nothing sorta plain?? Okay let's forget the candles, the less they see of your place the better. Gents... when you invite a provider to your home treat them with the respect they deserve. Clean. Yup. Clean. The bathroom, the bedroom, the living room and the kitchen. If you provide refreshments do so from a SEALED bottle opened in their presence. Make an effort. You make THEM bacon sandwiches!!! They are your guests! 31. Great Expectations It's happened to all of us on BOTH sides of the equation. You have been speaking for weeks, have exchanged PMs, texts, calls... and today is the day that you are finally going to meet. The door opens... and meh. It's certainly not unique to this world, it happens on dating sites all over. It's happened at high school reunions. It happens everywhere. You have envisioned a mix of Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie/Sasha Grey and are met with ummmmm... not that. You are disappointed. You have built up the moment in your head, the dream date with Megangelisha... and are met with a pretty woman that isn't her. What to do? Step back. Take a moment. Take stock. You aren't Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum or Shemar Moore. You are just a guy. She is a pretty girl. Give your head a shake. She is going to touch your wiener. She is a pretty wiener touching girl. Not only that, she is the pretty wiener touching girl that has an amazing personality. She is a charming pretty wiener touching girl that smells really good. She is an aromatic charming pretty wiener touching girl wearing a beautiful negligee cut so low that you see her amazing boobies. She is an aromatic near naked buxom charming pretty wiener touching girl that has just invited your into her home. She is a welcoming aromatic near naked buxom charming pretty wiener touching girl that has just planted the most amazing kiss on your lips. She is a kissable welcoming aromatic near naked buxom charming pretty wiener touching girl that has changed your opinion. No longer meh. She's HAWT. She isn't Megangelisha but then again you aren't Brachanmar. That's a good thing too, cuz neither of your fake names is frickin' pronounceable. What you are is.... together, at her place, at the appointed time, with the correct amount of money, with a couple of hours open, with a bottle of wine and possessing some degree of chemistry. A light goes on in your head. This is good. This is really good. Of course then she kills you. You knocked on the wrong door. Had you followed the directions she gave you, you would have been alive BUT OHHHH NO.... you had to be the guy who doesn't need directions. Serves you right to be dead. You knocked on the door of the notorious negligee nympho killer. She's probably desecrating your corpse right now.... No, I'm just messing with ya. She didn't kill you. If she did, you wouldn't be reading this. You had a really good time. She rocked your world. Your wiener is kinda sore, but in a good way. You learned a valuable lesson. Don't dismiss something that could be great. You built the rapport, follow through. Read the directions to her place. Don't knock on the wrong door. Beware of nearly nude nymphos with knives. If she is playing the theme from Psycho, run. Don't go swimming until an hour after you have eaten. Don't stick forks in live electrical outlets. If you can't pronounce it, don't eat it. It's amazing being me. Bwahahahahahah

8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)

Cato does it again! But will Jenny have any time for the rest of us?