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May I ask why you didn't simply request a bit more light for your session if you found her room to dark. Had you had the rate prepared for her as most others usually do, there should have been no issue with her receiving what you claim was a good rate for her hh service. Admitting you gave her 15 instead of 40 and using the lighting of her room as your excuse is in very poor taste. How do you think it made her feel to be short changed by a stranger she just offered intimacy to? I'm not saying it is right to be contacted by someone other than her, especially a male, but to jump to conclusions that it was a pimp and not simply her boyfriend is also rather rude. She was probably very upset she got duped out of a portion of her rate after providing you with her body on a intimate level. There is nothing worse than the feeling of having thought you were offering services to a gentlemen who winds up showing a total lack of respect to a woman after she has been intimate with you. I understand she should have counted her rate, but the way you have written your post feels like you are blaming her for her not getting paid in full. Several things happened here that could have been easily avoided. You could have had the rate for the time you had requested counted and placed in an envelope for her to receive upon your arrival to her incall. She then could have quickly double checked it while you washed up for your encounter. At which time you could have easily asked for more light for your session with her. Despite the bf/pimp claim, nobody else so far has stated any similar experience likely because they did not short change her on her rate. Now on top of shorting her rate, you have chosen to post this, which could now cost her more than you care to appreciate! All that for accepting your request for an intimate rendezvous. Doesn't sound very fair to me. She should have received what she quoted her rate as, upon your arrival and before you received her services. I find it disturbing that so many ladies are being claimed pimped. This is Winnipeg after all. Don't assume we wouldn't have security measures in place for our safety. You aren't the first or the last client to short a sp. By posting this you are inviting the possibly that others may now attempt to do the same. I feel very sorry for this provider and can imagine the regret she is feeling in regards to your encounter. I think the way you chose to post this was in very poor taste. I do realize my opinion is will not be that well received by some, so be it. It is not my intention to offend but shed a little light to the damage something like this is going to cost this provider in the long run. After all this is how she is supporting herself. Imagine if you will, having your income and job affected by a half hour incall with a provider.

Hello fellow Cerbites, I'll be working at CMJ Friday and Saturday 11-7 this week. If you're looking for a sensual and erotic message you've found the right girl. I love cuddling, kissing and teasing. Call: 613 523 6199 and ask to be Justine's guest if you aren't looking for a membership right away and simply mention your CERB handle. Don't be shy to mention any special requests! If you are already a member, you know the drill! :icon_wink: (MERIVALE LOCATION, call for directions) 613 523 6199

I had the fortune of spending last night with the most wonderful, insightful, intelligent man I have met in a very long time. He finally got me to realize that what others say or think about me isn't important. What is important is what we-ourselves do with that info. That is what makes or breaks us. Lies and rumors can be said and spread it doesn't mean you have to react to them or believe them, the negativity will fall on those spreading them.:biggrin:

Sometimes the most beautiful people on the outside are very ugly on the inside diminishing their beauty. Then there are some who do not turn heads but who become more beautiful as you get to know them for the are beautiful in all ways.

Seconded! I love how I don't have to wear a bra all the time - it's quite sensual to feel my shirt rub up against my nipples ;)

Here is an interesting thread on that subject: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=33294 Most ladies will not share their own specific personal business information with you, but that thread is a good overview of the basics. Seasons, weather and holidays can sometimes affect these things, but there is never a shortage of horny men with money who want to see nice ladies. All industries are subject to ups and downs, but any SP who treats her job like a real business will expect this to happen and even plan for these highs and lows. From what I have learned so far from my time in the business, there is obvious things ladies can do to keep a solid volume of business. Investing time and money, keeping our marketing and advertising strategies fresh and new, and keeping our client base happy and satisfied so they keep coming back. :) If one is running a sustainable business and good at what she does, she shall be in demand year round.

I have learned.... Life is a privilege. The people you care about most in life are taken away from you too soon. That either you control your attitude or it controls you. To not compare myself to others. Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being. Managing your 'wants' is the most powerful skill a person can have. That it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life. No matter how much you care for people, some people just don't care back. When you worry about what others think of you, you're just worried of what you really think of yourself. You can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. You can only charm people for a few minutes but you'd better know something after that. Family won't always be there for you while others will be there to give you the love and support that you need. Family isn't always biological. You can always keep going, even though you feel you can't. It is your inner power rather than weakness that frightens you most. Older doesn't necessarily mean you're wiser, unless you've looked within. The people who complain the most, accomplish the least. Nothing ever happens as you've pictured it. You don't own an idea until you understand it with your heart. People cause suffering when they are suffering themselves. Blame is the favorite pastime of those who don't like responsibility. Sometimes you need to remove people from your life. Even if they're family. Punishing others has more to do with venting frustrations rather than correcting behaviour. Revenge is for the petty and irresponsible. Life is a solo trip. You will have visitors but not a lot of them will be long lasting.

very awesome thread.. I ve learned to live every minute of my life as if it was the last one... I ve learner that you will meet many people but at the end you will only have a couple or few true friends.. I ve learner at not get upset over things you can have control over... I e learned that life is too short to be pissed at something all the time... thats why I also smile... I ve learned how much my mother sacrificed to raise her children... I have learned that nothing or noone is ever perfect (except for me LOL- kidding) and to look always at the good and not the bad of a situation or a person,,, I HAVE LEARNED THAT CERB IS NOT JUST A WEBSITE WHERE HOBBIEST COME TO FIND LADIES OR LADIES COME TO FIND BUSINESS.. BUT IS A COMMUNITY WHERE LOTS A FABULOUS PEOPLE SHARE FEELINGS, CREATE FRIENDSHIPS.., OR AT LEAST FELLOWSHIPS... ;) ps I almost forgot.. I ve leaned that Old Dog is bringing a special Bacon sandwich to the Spring social for me! yay!! LOL

To all the lovely ladies on cerb this is for you to end your week! Ode to Women A woman is such a wonderful creature Posessing a heart of such depth With a tireless soul, that's the best feature Wearing a smile and a winning attitude She goes right on through the day Love and caring she always exudes So many roles that she has to play Wife, Mother, lover and Psychologist All in the small space of one day Working a job plus household chores Attending to children's homework Giving her love behind closed doors So take heed all men, give woman her due Don't ever take them for granted Woman is not here only to serve you

I would never want someone to risk their career and this is all about the want and not the need. If I can't afford the service, I don't ask for it.

As a man, you should never go lobster or crab fishing in the nude, especially in cold water. Never have sex in the missionary position while a cat is in the room. Rapidly moving dangly things tend to make them overly curious. Llamas may look goofy and cute, but they bite and leave permanent marks. You should always try to tickle your partner after doggie style. You just can't stop the inevitable. Not all feet are sexy. My ex had feet like a squirrel and her toenails looked liked dried boogers; on the positive side, someone else has to witness that horror now. The first time your child learns how to stealthily remove themselves from a crib will coincide with the only time your wife will get frisky and want morning sex. Sex on carpet feels great at the time, but sucks as soon as you get up and see how abraded your knees are. When the only available toilet is out of order, your mind will convince you that you have to poop. Those tangential friends that have you on Facebook as a high school pal only list you so that they can bomb you with Farmville requests every hour. Fresh from the womb, newborn babies, even your own, are really rather heinous looking. They may be a miracle and all that, but let's face it... ewww. Everybody loves Bohemian Rhapsody, and will sing it whenever it is heard. You can never successfully sneak barefoot in a dark house filled with heavy wooden furniture. One of those fuckers will attack your toes. In the 1970's, how did we miss the fact that in all male group called "Queen" that at least one of them was gay? We had nooooooo frickin' idea. As a parent, you will say things to your kids that you swore you would never say - because your parents said it to you. Then you will silently scream and think, "shit, I am my parents." I think dirty thoughts when my Outlook folders say "you've got a very clean inbox" and "you don't have junk here." People without kids always think they'd make the best parents. Whoever designed the opening in tighty whitie underwear was an idiot. I don't know a single man that ever used that as a penis extraction exit - it's like twister for your dink. My 14 year old self always emerges when I see naked boobs. Nice lingerie. Take it off. You will never feel more guilty than when a family member says, "you make this better than mom." Mom food is sacred.

I love it. I have lived with both men and women and now just me and my dogs and wouldn't change that for anything -except for possibly adding more dogs, lol. Solitude can be wonderful, as is not answering to anyone. But whatever your living accommodations are enjoy, as your home should be your sanctuary, your safe place . Where you absolutely can be your ideal and complete self.

I don't visit gentlemen in their homes unless I know them very well and know that they live alone. Even then, I did have a bad experience one time with a trusted client in his home. That made me reluctant to do outcalls to private residences for quite awhile. The only exception I make is if the client is disabled. My home is not wheelchair accessible. I have had several disabled clients over the years and enjoyed my time with them a great deal. Each of them was very different from the rest. All of them required round-the-clock care, and their caregivers were solid professionals who never interfered with anything.

Living alone, it's not so bad. In fact, it's great! Who loves it?

Liv Tyler as Arwen in Lord of the Rings. I don't hate Arwen, I hate Liv Tyler. I couldn't fucking stand her in those movies. I admit I didn't read the previous posts in this thread, so I apologize if this one's been mentioned already, because he's kind of universally hated, but KING JOFFREY from Game of Thrones. Also, Littlefinger. Goddamn you're so smarmy!

I have learned the voice in my head is never wrong. I have learned we create exactly what we want simply by thinking of it. I have learned anyone with a strong mind and intent can do anything.

I have learned... That people, things or situations are not always what they appear to be. Don't get involved in someone else's drama esp when they create it. People who you thought were on your side who have you used you already will backstab you after you've been kind and loyal to them. There are two sides to every story. People don't want to take responsibility for their own actions so they blame other people for their shitty, miserable existence. If you lie down with dogs, you will get fleas. I'm too nice for my own good. Tomorrow is another day. I am better than all of the above.

It's the little things...

I wanna see if I can answer these, rhetorically if I can't Canadian Law. Remember in US a few years ago people were being sued for thousands, sometimes even hundreds of thousands of dollars for sharing songs and/or movies. How did the studios know it was them? Sure they could get their IP address, but how did they associate that IP address with that user. American law allows these studios to obtain the information through the internet service provider of that particular person. In Canada, we don't. If an ISP notices piracy of this kind, the maximum it can do is cut of your internet access. But it is illegal for them to share the information to the studio. This is one of the main differences that makes studios less keen on showing their content in Canada online, and Netflix must work harder to do so. It's how the two companies have evolved. Right from the get go, Burger King has focused on the grilled burger angle, while McDonalds is the champion in efficiency in the fast food industry. Simply put, McDonalds figured a way to make fries quickly, which happened to have the resulting taste you so like. Burger King in US is changing their fries, eventually that'll come here. So maybe you'll like the Burger King fries more in the future. It's the internet. Talk about anything that is the polar opposites of one another, people will get touchy feely. It's not the particular topic. On another forum I'm on, people have gotten so obsessed over having a camera grip or not. I mean serious...camera grip. Because of the way it's brewed. At Tim Hortons, everything relating to coffee is down to an exact science. Those brewing machines are not some industrially sourced machines. They have been designed specifically for Tim Hortons' coffee. Flow rate, temperature, etc. We were also pretty thorough with the maintenance. Also, instant versus drip makes a difference. And if you're me, being served versus making it myself adds to 10% of the taste :P Maybe because it's cooked fresh there, but have preservatives for the home option. I think she realized it worked the first time, and then she figured OMG MONIES! Must repeat Because dog owners who don't rid the street of their dog's poop are the scum of the planet. I wish them to listen to Taylor Swift songs for all eternity with no pauses.

I've learned that the way someone treats you says more about them than it does about you I've learned it's always good when you're not the smartest person in the room I've learned that it's never a good time to go to Walmart, but avoid at all costs going there on a weekend I've learned it feels good to buy coffee for the person behind you in the drive-thru I've learned that no matter how bad a day I've had, my dogs instantly put a smile on my face when I see them excitedly wagging their tails in the window as I pull in the driveway I've learned it's not what you look at, it's what you see And one of my personal favourites, I've learned you won't always remember what someone says to you, but you will always remember how they made you feel. I can honestly say this has definitely been the case during the encounters I've had with the ladies on here. I've yet to have a bad experience and all the ladies have a wonderful way of making you feel special!!

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:icon_arrow: How someone treats you is their karma, how you react is yours :icon_arrow: Never sacrifice who you are because someone has a problem with it because someone will ALWAYS have a problem with it. :icon_arrow: If you admire something in someone else, you are actually recognizing that quality as being in yourself and the person is merely a reflection. :icon_arrow: I'm not telling you it's going to be easy, I'm telling you it's going to be worth it :icon_arrow: We are darkness and we are light. To get to out light, we must go through our darkness :icon_arrow: 10% of conflict is difference of opinion, 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice. :icon_arrow: Passion should never ever be restrained

Never Mix Business with Pleasure... I never mix my own business with pleasure,I learn to keep it very separate. So when I see my real RMT it is all legit,I would never jeopardize her employment,or my safety. When I go and seek pleasure with a MA I would never ask for a receipt because it is all about the pleasure and the lovely fantasy that is why I booked her in the 1st place,knowing full well there is no receipt.

This sounds like it may be helping someone commit fraud. It is not permitted here to post about doing illegal things. But I could be wrong.

For those who get those itchy red bumps after shaving, there is a product called "Bikini Zone" that will help with this. Not sure if guys would buy this or they could buy it for the wifey and use it themselves. lol. I love when a guy shaves, it's so much easier and better oral too! No one wants to eat a fistful of hair!

Why is it when you want to move on, some people just can't let go?

MY grain headache:

I have learned that after ten years of being Mr. Nice Guy, fuck it, you only seem to get respect by being an asshole. It wasn't until I got truly assholey that she wanted me back. WTF?! But now I'm so much happier living alone. She's gorgeous, she's younger, but fuck it. I don't like to live life as an asshole, but if I have to be assholey 24/7 to maintain respect, fuck it, I'll live alone, it just isn't worth it. Additional Comments: The best lobster is fresh off the wharf in Inverness. Ever.

One for O.D. ......

I've learned that hearing a child's voice say, "I love you" can undo all the wrongs of even the worst day.

To Mr. Capital Hunter: I have been an escort for over 15 years, and I have never taken a shower at after an outcall because I feel more comfortable doing in my own home and it has nothing to do with fear of being attacked or robbed. It's just my preference. And, I don't care if you have a solid reputation as being a good guy, I still wouldn't shower at yours or any other "nice guy's" incall just to prove I'm clean. Period. And to say to Ms. LuxeMulvari that she should be comfortable doing that because she's willing to be there to do the call, doesn't jive in my opinion. In the shower, you are alone and vulnerable and much harder to "run" naked and dripping with water, perhaps without your belongings. That is her concern. As well, like her, mine would be having the proper toiletries and being able to dry my hair, etc. Both are valid reasons. Just because a lady doesn't want to shower at your location, doesn't make her "dirty" or not worthy of a repeat visit. I think you owe Ms. Mulvari an apology.

I'd just like to point out here, just because an sp/ma doesn't shower at your location, doesn't mean she doesn't bathe. In my personal experience, when I'm doing an outcall, I NEVER shower at the gents location, I always wait until I get home and do that immediately upon walking through door after i take off my shoes and hang my jacket. Having worked in another much more dangerous city early in my career, I have had money and other property stolen while I was bathing, and on another occasion was actually locked in the bathroom and held against my will. Hence, I do not trust a stranger to be totally vulnerable ( in a bathroom with water running where i cannot see or hear what's going on) and leaving my property unattended while bathing in unfamiliar environment. Not only that, but I don't like the idea of using someone's else's shower, soap or towels when I have all these items that are mine at my home, plus my shampoo and other girly cleansing items that men rarely if ever have. Bathing time is very intimate time for me, especially after a rendezvous, it's my time to decompress and unwind. Therefore,it's something prefer to do in the privacy and comfort of my own home. Even in my own incall, I wait until my guest has departed and I'm alone to bathe. Just because you don't observe lady bathing doesn't mean she doesn't do it, some of us prefer to keep some aspects of our lives private;)

We can't forget Skyler from Breaking Bad: and this confused and whiny guy from Homeland who makes terrible decisions left and right, and whose mouth grows smaller and smaller the tenser he gets:

want this....

I love the single life. A lot of people wrongly assume that living alone equals being lonely. Not so. At home, master of the remote control I do share apartment space with adopted rescued feral cat, but does that count? I have family (we've grown closer since dad diagnosed with cancer), friends, including some ladies I have met and gotten to know through this lifestyle, and some co-workers, all I know without the strings or drama of living under the same roof permanently under a committed relationship. Some of the loneliest people I know are married...nothing worse than being with someone that you have grown out of love with. The worst times in my life were during or after a breakup, could only imagine what would have happened if I ever got married. Some ramblings from a happy single guy RG

To build on loneskater's comment, there was fairly significant coverage on local Radio Canada (french) evening news "Le Telejournal" two or three weeks ago about an undercover investigation they did re: places providing erotic services and giving fraudulent receipts for health insurance purposes. Additional Comments: I should have mentioned that the places Radio Canada/CBC investigated were on the Ottawa side of the river rather than the Gatineau side.

Well my first meal of the day is....a burger and fries from Wendy's! Disgusting and tasty all at once.

I can not get enough duo action! My close friend Monique Matheson and I would love to have you join us in the mix. Fully interactive and always HOT. Check out my duo photo album entitled "ME" (Monique and Erica) to get a glimpse of what you're in for.... Lets do it!

There was a query here some time ago which I don't see answered in this thread. It is a bit late (sorry, Gabriella), but better late than never. :) [original post here] From the Rules and FAQ forum, here's how to do it: Can I block posts, emails and messages from specific users? If there are particular members that bother you and you do not want to see their posts or receive Private Messages and Emails from them, then you can add these members to your 'Ignore List'. There are several ways to do this: Through your User Control Panel: User CP, Settings & Options, Edit Ignore List. Then, type their name into the empty text box and click 'Okay'. That is one way of dealing with it. Alternatively, if you see an offensive or illegal post, you can make use of the red Report "button" at the top right of a post to alert staff of any abuse of the system. I hope that helps someone, either now, or in the future. FR

Zombies, Shaolin monks, Sauron monks, sexy people maybe coming our way, VR, pirates, telecommuting SPs (or not), enlustedness... ...Twitter is very silly today.

I agree 100%. Soapy water is usually sufficient with a razor for me.

I like a big breakfast! Homemade blueberry pancakes, yogurt, banana, large glass of orange juice, cereal and some bacon (microwaved to get rid of most of the fat!).

I can't speak to the cravings - it's an issue that still daunts me. In the grander scheme, my motivation is to wake up tomorrow morning. That will be the goal for me for the rest of my life... just to wake up tomorrow morning - everything else is gravy. Major health concerns will do that to you - they let you understand the best thing in life is life itself. Set goals if you wish - but don't forget to live - TODAY. I "died" for the briefest of moments 12 years ago. I had no vital signs. I was a young, healthy man with the world at my feet. My heart decided to just stop. Genetics had given me astronomically bad cholesterol levels to which I was completely oblivious. I was chastised by many physicians who claimed my life was a train wreck, accusing me of all kinds of physical debauchery - but the family physician actually sat me down and said, "this isn't your fault. Your body is betraying you." It was the day of my heart surgery that I said to myself, "if you get through this, you are going to cherish every day." I have. There are still things that I would like to do, things I want to do... but if I can't get to them, I will be satisfied with being happy. In reality, that is what should matter most to all of us. So set your goals. Battle hard to make them work. Do whatever you can to achieve them - but never forget the universal truth. All you have and all you are is what you are experiencing right now. The past is gone and the future may never be. Live, laugh and love and help others around you do the same.

May be a repost?

Peachy, the activities I offer, or am invited to partake in, generally run along the lines of lunch or dinner, going to the theatre, a private party, gallery opening, book or poetry reading. I charge social rates for these events. I am also willing to go to dungeons and to kinky events, assuming that the prospective client meets my screening requirements, and my fees are significantly higher then. In those cases, the dungeon or event hosts have insurance that covers participants and in some places we'd need to sign waivers, accepting that there's a risk of injury for which the management is not responsible. I have third party liability insurance for my home which should take care of anyone being injured if, say, there's a fire or someone trips on a carpet and falls down. I think that for most activities, you don't need to worry. You're just two people who are doing something together, like playing tennis or jogging. You're not assuming extraordinary responsibility for your client or representing yourself as someone who has particular expertise upon which the client can depend. If you're really worried about something, though, check with a lawyer.

I'm no lawyer, but when you do activities like bungee jumping or skydiving you go to a place were you can do this safely and have instructors. Where the place make you sign a waiver. So unless you're bungee jumping from your balcony and you're providing equipment and safety instruction I don't think you're liable. Same if you go to a gym. I guess you just need to be clear on what you're providing which is accompanying someone in these activities not training them. This is just the way I see it.

@CH I doubt any professional lady would go visit another gentleman or host anyone without showering first. I do agree with Luxe, I would never shower anywhere other than my place. As much as I had checked references and feel safe I wouldn't feel comfortable with that. As far as germs come, I shower as soon as I get home and I do know there are no germs in my shower, meaning I am certain that is clean and I have no way to know that at someone else's. And also as Luxe pointed out we have our own products and clean clothes to wear, unless the lady who showers at someone else's place brings clean clothes then what's the point of the shower?

36. Discretion, and incalls So, you visited Alotta at her incall. You had an awesome time. You wrote a reco, even! But now someone's dropped you a PM, because they're thinking about going to see her too, but they were wondering where her incall is... First up, this is her information to give out, really, so the curious can simply be referred to Alotta herself. If you must reply, it's probably fine to say that she's in a central location, or north/south/east/west end of town. It may or may not be acceptable to say that she's in, say, New Edinburgh, depending on the provider in question. But what you must NOT do is give a precise location, because if it ever gets out that the resident of 24 Sussex Drive is getting paid for screwing an awful lot of people then there'll be hell to pay.

I thought I would just add another thing to this thread. If gents here in Canada think that going through a "ringer" "hoops" etc etc for reference checks, try seeking a SP in the USA. Just wait until you see their method of checking clients, and than report back here in Canada, where some ladies just ask for a couple of references, there is absolutely no comparison.

I would very much like to expand my business so that I deal with primarily persons with disabilities. I just haven't quite figured out how to do that yet. I've had quite a few clients with disabilities over the years, though I think the most notable would be a client I saw recently, who was Deaf-Blind. He came to my incall with his home-care nurse, who had helped him get there. She was pretty great as well. Told me I was wonderful for doing this, etc. She didn't stay, just dropped him off and then came back to get him afterwards. I even learned the Deaf Blind manual alphabet (basically, you spell out words on their hand)--because we would otherwise not be able to communicate. I have to say, it is an entirely different experience communicating entirely through touch. In terms of what I need, I just need to know ahead of time what your specific needs are. With this particular client, I knew I was going to have to book extra time because it would take much longer to talk to each other.