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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-vgtuC3Zg4&feature=endscreen if you see someone, anyone abusing, cruelly teasing an animal please stop them, educate them, make them understand it's wrong, and that having compassion is our most admirable quality as a human being, without it we are nothing, empty!

My Dad and I are very very close. Always have been. 3 days ago my dad was told he has a brain tumor. He and I discussed at great length yesterday....cancelled a little go for a drive getaway the two of us....for now....he is at peace about it, moving forward and will do what needs to be done. Soooo reason for my post. A very good friend of mine hadn't talked to his Dad for several years. Silly the reason why...IMO.....I called up my friend last night and told him about my Dad. I asked him...."So Mark. Do you want to get this news about your Dad someday, realizing he only may have a short time to live, knowing that you two aren't at peace? Forgiveness buddy forgiveness " He hung up on me. Mark's mother phoned me not long ago today crying and said "Thankyou....I don't know what you said to Mark but he is here and they are hugging...Thankyou Thankyou" Made my day :)

Hi Ladies Since the shoulder will not let me play this year, thought I would offer my services(for free). For the last four years I have been a one handicap, when younger I went to university of New Mexico on a golf scholarship, and was an assistant pro for four years teaching in southern Ontario. So if you are just starting out, or someone who wants to hone their game, let me know! There should be a league for the Ladies to have some fun!

My theory is if they cannot follow my instructions at the beginning, they will not follow my instructions when we are together. There are some things I will never provide, no matter how much money is involved. They will try to get me to do something I am not comfortable with, and it ends badly. If they can't respect my wishes on how to contact me, then I do not want to see them. End of story. Thanks for everyones input. Well said and very clear.

Let's not forget how humans also are cruel to their own kind! There are about 7 billion people on this planet and only about 500 million have what we would consider a high standard of living. So, if a human grows up not getting affection, or love then he/she will take out their frustrations and anger on others and animals.

Thank you Cristy for this link. It reminds us that there are so many animals out there that just need a break. I have an ugly cat here too. He looks like he is 100 years old, walks like he is 100 years old and is skin and bones. I took him to the vet for a consultation - not sure if euthanasia was needed, as I hate seeing cats suffer. Well it turns out, he is actually sorta healty. So I neutered him, treated him for parasites and fleas. They even went out of their way to clean him up, got rid of the burdocs that were so deep in his fur. Brushed him and sent him back to me. He was never a pushy cat, just patiently sat on my deck waiting for dinner. He now lives in my home and has adjusted well. I know he is not adoptable. I will never pass a cat on to someone I am not sure of his health issues. He might have thyroid problems, so one day when I have some extra cash, I will get some blood work done for him. For now, he is slowly gaining weight, his fur is much better. He loves being cuddled and brushed. I will always confront those that abuse animals. I have a neighbor that throws rocks at the cats around our place even though she has 3 cats herself. She knows I run a rescue. Her kids of course do the same thing. So, I started taking them with me when I went to feed the cats. They didn't understand why I was feeding so many cats. I explained to them these were stray cats that did not have a home. They didn't have anyone to feed them and take care of them. That they slept outside all the time, even in the winter and bad weather. They tried throwing rocks once while at my place and I told them in no uncertain terms that they were not allowed to treat the cats this way on my property. I even took it a step forward and explained that it upsets me when they do this to ANY cat or dog. I don't think they have ever had someone talk to them like an adult (of course in kids vocabulary) and explain this. Weather or not they ever get it, I think that by introducing them to a moral lesson that all animals deserve respect and it is their responsibility to threat animals the same way they want to be treated.

My advice is STAY AWAY, this lady and a few others have been pulling this pay in full via - transfer for weeks now in NB and NS. You send the money, they accept and then when you call for confirmation they tell you they never received the money. A deposit for an encounter with an established lady - sure 100%. for an unknown on CL and BP only i'd run and not look back. The fact she wants FULL payment in advance and not just a deposit screams scam. Ive toured for 3yrs, and ask for a deposit when needed, I would NEVER ask to be paid in full prior unless you were a chronic no show. Id be VERY careful with this one.

I hate to sound like I'm beating a dead horse here. I've never seen Roxanne and have no particular ill will towards her. But I'm 99% certain that even without having met her that those pics are not her. Maybe they are close, but they are not her. How can I be so sure? Well, the first sign of trouble, without even searching anything is the watermark on one of the pictures; Bransilav | Josifovic photography. Now this doesn't immediately mean that its fake. A lot of girls will have professional photos done. But a simple Google image search will answer that question definitively for you right away. The first result in putting that image through the search engine is a video of the actual photo shoot. The model's name is Milica Vidosavljevic. Now I say 99% because, who knows, maybe Milica has retired from professional modeling to come jerk off guys in Moncton... but I doubt it. The other picture seems to have done the rounds in a bunch of dieting and thinness blogs and tumblr accounts (which are terrifying by the way). Again, I'd like to repeat. I have nothing against her, from what's been reported here she sounds rather attractive. I might have been interested in seeing her myself, but as soon as someone posts a fake photo I completely lose interest and I feel its important that any hobbyist who goes to see her understands what to expect (or rather what not to expect in this case). If anyone does see her in the future feel free to show her this and ask her to post real pics next time. If she starts posting real pictures she might start attracting a more informed clientele and I'd like to think that usually that's better for everyone involved.

I volunteer at a local animal shelter and won't go into some of the atrocities I have encountered. It is truly heart breaking to know that anyone could be so cruel and/or uncaring! Last year I found two baby bunnies desperately swimming for their lives in my pool. My neighbor said to let them drown. Instead I displaced my rats (into a ventilated cardboard box) so the bunnies could recover from their trauma in a comfy cage. His reaction was appalling to me! Thanks for sharing that video Christy!

I want to explain to you all how rate structure works at Miss Sophia V's, as I am a very different kind of agency and there may be confusion on rates. I have given the ladies the power to determine their own rates, as long as it does not go below what I have already in place. As I feel it is important that they choose their own rates that they are comfortable with. I would not want any lady to feel like they are being used, or not worth their value that they have set in thier own right. I do not run a sweatshop, lol.. also I feel that this makes a better compaion for you the hobbyiest, as if the lady was feeling like she was not getting her deserved rate, then she may feel the need to rush threw the session so that she can have more come to visit her to make up for the loss she may feel. So when you see another lady joining me, it is best to ask what HER rate is, as the other girl's rates or mine could be very different. I give each lady the courtesy to choose what service they prefer to take part in, massage or GFE and the rates they are comfortable with. Their rates in no way effect how much they donate to me. Hope this clears things up for you? As I said, I have a different kind of business model that many may not be accustomed to here. Any other questions, feel free to PM me:) Thanks!

Oh my sweetest Cristy I admire your love and compassion of all animals, I feel the same as you when it comes to their safety, but! I don't think I would be as patient to try to educate the abuser... I would personally show them the same pain they have caused a helpless animal.

I like my coffee strong with two sugar and lots of cream. I'm not particularly stuck on a special brand as long as it's strong. I like my tea with Georgiana Sweet!

I like my coffee like my women, hot and black.lol I enjoy my one medium cup of french vanilla a day, usually early in the morning. Night time I might take a sleepytime tea.

2 milks, one sugar. or if I get fancy at Starbucks...a tazo chai latte, skin milk, no water, no foam, extra hot

Strong and black... Peace MG

Should have learned the first time....Tried Sexy Japanese some time ago, was a bait and switch, gave them a second chance yesterday...THERE WONT BE A THIRD TIME....PHONEY PICS AGAIN...SILLY ME

My favorite for coffee is with a shot of Bailey's Caramel. SO delicious. When it comes to tea, I LOVE Stash teas and they have some amazing flavors like mint chocolate, Christmas Morning and Pumpkin Spice. When not stocked or fancy...triple triple!

This one looks like it would be interesting for men. Soloflesh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLV1R_j_gvk Of course for us ladies, dildos and vibrators are always fun. Never a fan of strap ons though. I always thought that if mens penis' were on their hand, it would work so much better. They could lick us and fuck us at the same time. Paradise. I did send out my SO once to get a new charger for my fav vibrator. I had burned it out, and wanted a new one. So, off my SO went to the walmart to get one. Mind you my SO was very shy, and finally got up enough nerve to ask for someone to help find one. The clerk asked what the charger was for, and after being asked repeatedly, stated it was for a vibrator. The clerk was shocked, but the old guy standing behind said without missing a beat, "try Canadian Tire".

Just stumbled across a fantastic blogpost from Down Under. Guys.... you should read this. And thanks to Lara for writing it, and giving her kind permission for me to share it.

I'm so getting this kit:

My best friend's wife, a 4 time cancer survivor, received the news today that the cancer has re-appeared. 4-6 months is what she can expect. My devastation is exceeded only by theirs.

To dump on one of the best SP in the business is totally wrong! Soleil is kind, caring and is willing to drive 8 hours to see someone with a disability and you Joe are playing your race card. Your wrong as a person because you need to sell yourself as a gentleman with good manners. Most if not all SP expect good manners and behavior from the men they see so just lighten up. You do owe Soleil an apology!

Not to hijack the thread but Cristy brings up a very important point. Many of the gents posting here have indicated that the ladies pleasure is very important and I applaud that, however women ARE all "tuned" different. That's an important thing to realize when a client is putting all that pressure on himself to try to please the lady. Specifically when the end game is the lady having an orgasm. What works physically for one will not work for another. Some ladies a blessed with the ability to orgasm even at the slightest stimulation while others can take considerable time to get there. As we should be all aware achieving enjoyment through sexual contact is to a large degree a mental thing. As much as we clients would like to think that our sexual prowess is enough to compensate for our physical attributes and sex appeal and take a lady over the edge usually this is not the case. This is not to say that that the lady may not enjoy the time we spend sensually exploring her and allowing her to explore us. As much as I (and others here) would like to believe otherwise, I am not a sexy man or a lover extraordinaire. I'm a realist, with me if I don't take the time to connect with the SP on some type of emotional level first it's unlikely that I'm going to be able to make her orgasm from my physical attributes and abilities alone. (LOL, I realise that this comment may not result in SP's lining up to spend time with me) Personal story. My wife loves sex and is a sexual person, however in her younger years as much as I tried my wife took a long time to orgasm with a lot of foreplay (seriously like over an hour for sure). As someone who gained a lot of his own pleasure from her pleasure this was very frustrating for me and resulted in feelings of inadequacy. As a result I seriously studied everything I could get my hands on regarding sexual arousal and techniques to try to make myself better. However dispite the fact that she was eager, the speed at which I could make her orgasm never improved. So as a result, a love making session would often take a couple of hours. (Jump forward a few years) we have a baby. The first time we had sex after that she had multiple orgasms in like less than five minutes however my techniques had not changed. Ever since she is very orgasmic and gets there with very little stimulation at all even just rubbing her mons and holding her against me tight cam make her cum. We don't know what happened but something changed. My feelings of inadequacy vanished and I felt like a stud. Enter SP's, and I'm back to having to work at it again. Moral of story, every lady is different and might even change over time in her ability to orgasm so don't focus on the destination focus on the journey. Orgasms (male or female) are great but fleeting, connection on an emotional level tends to last and hang with you and IMHO is the most important. Have fun everyone and never suppress your enjoyment of each other.

I think, in this case, only 2 opinions matter: Yours and the guy you are trying to be with. Sure, it would be nice to hear other people's views, but keep in mind their opinions ultimately mean nothing.

Very well said Soleil. Although I 99% of the time ignore texts, & the reason for it is because of their approach. U available, or where you located. Not a single hello or an introduction. Eventually what I see having happened here was him getting a lot of pm's wondering who this apparent racist SP is. You asking him to tell him a bit more about himself is far from being racist. He seems to be quite hung up on his race & unfortunately he thinks that the ladies will decline him an appointment due to it. That won't be the reason to decline the appointment, his attitude & how he treated you when you'd like to know a bit more about someone that you are providing your body & time to. Wow Joe is all I can say. The majority of the ladies I know would have ignored your text altogether, zero response. Soleil was nice & patient enough to respond then you play a blame game with her. She is a very sweet & kind hearted woman, who probably doesn't have a single racist bone in her body.

Empty, several antidepressants are notorious for making orgasms more difficult to achieve. For people who have trouble with premature ejaculation, this can be a good thing because it helps them regain control over their response. But for others, like you, who find that orgasms are simply impossible, there are alternative medications that may not have the same side effect. Did you discuss this problem with your doctor? I recognize that some men feel very uncomfortable talking about sex and their erectile function with their doctor, but I want to assure all of you that your doctor hears about these problems several times a day, or more. Your doctor should not be unkind, harsh or judgmental with you if you talk about a sexual matter. If he or she is, they're the problem, not you. Find another doctor! Problems with sexual function are not trivial in the least. Our culture is puritanical and encourages us to feel that we shouldn't want sex very much, that there's something to be ashamed of when we we want it, and that there's something virtuous about not having sex. These are moral judgments, though, not medical ones. If you're having sexual function difficulties, you may be having vascular or neurological problems. The veins, arteries and nerve endings in our genitals are very fine and very sensitive, especially in comparison to those in, say, our arms or legs. When they aren't functioning properly, that can be one of the early signs of a growing, significant health problem such as heart disease, diabetes or circulatory disease. If the problem is due to a drug side effect, it's still serious because it may lead to a general deadening of sensation if it goes on for very long. It is unfortunately true that what we don't use we may lose! If you find that you've enjoyed sex for a long time but you don't enjoy it or want it now, please also consider that as a sign of a significant change. Men, in particular, should feel a need to have ejaculations regularly, all their lives. It's a biological requirement for the production of healthy sperm. Please take your body seriously. Pay attention to significant changes. Don't diagnose yourself--"I'm getting older," or "this always happens after menopause"--because the chances are that you're wrong! It is normal for human beings to have healthy, satisfying sex for our entire lives, including in our 80s and 90s.

Beauty is certainly complicated, misunderstood and always criticized. It's funny how we are all trained somehow by our outward appearence as to how we perceive the world, others, how we cope with emotions, acceptance, how we judge-if we judge.Good looking people will realize their looks will open doors, average looking people will soon realize they have to be charming, witty, intelligent to open doors and those with intelligence will realize they can open their own doors. Our looks can be a blessing, a curse, certainly they are our first impression and sometimes the last. Lucky are those who have it all, looks, personality, intelligence and wit. But really what is more important? Well I suppose that depends on you. If you go to a bar the best looking girl will be the success there, in university, intelligence would be the important trait as well as personality. Although I'm sure looks will get some extra credits. If you walk into a crowded restuarant without a reservation, looks my win there as well and get you in. Walk into an upscale clothing store, looks will win out there as well. Applying for a new job, yes your credintials, experience will be the importan factors, lets hope, but depending on whos hiring, looks may win out there too. Yes our veneers are fleeting and short lived but certainly important to many. We are trained early on that anything "pretty" is better, nicer, the thing to be. It takes time, living, before most of us realize the shallowness of that. That personality, character and wit go alot further and are far more entertaining than just a glossy exterior.As someone who has never been attracted to goodlooks I still realize their importance and strengths. Lets face it we live in a shallow world, most are seeking beauty in one way or another. They either want it or to be around it so it is nice to see threads like this reminding us that there are some who see beyond it and do realize there is more to a person than their outer shell, especially here.

Happy Birthday to a great Cerb member, Mikeyboy, hope you enjoy your day Mikey!

Thnak you foe sharing this.., wonderful post!

I've never been able to acquire a taste for coffee. I've tried, mostly because others seem to enjoy it so often, but I've never been able to get through more than a sip. A good cup o' tea on the other hand can be a cure for just about anything.

I would have to agree with capslock. Amber Wyld is a great choice. She has some amazing skills. Some others that stick out for me are MsManda and Serina Saint. All three are excellent choices IMHO.

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Have a wonderfulday and some Bday SEX! yay!

But that may well be the same client on different days. To extend your metaphor: sometimes you want to linger over a fine dinner at a great restaurant, and sometimes you're just famished and want a quick burger at the drive thru.

Reporting live from Barbs .....the place is crawling with cops, must be their monthly inspection!!

If people only knew how we mistreat animals in so many ways. Medical research, food industry, cosmetic industry, killing of rhinos for their horns, sharks for their fins, seals for fur and so on. My friends often says Im a cynic. So be it. humans are terrible to animals and their environment. My hope is with education and the internet which we didn't have when I was growing up, people will learn to care more for people, animals and the earth. There is a great line in Jurassic Park by Jeff Goldbloom. "Your scientists were so caught up in the fact the could, they never stopped to consider if they should" (may not be exact lol)

Wow, I never really thought about it being inconsiderate that I might be getting pleasure.....The body is designed to have pleasure. We can't help how our body responds. Yes, with some guys, the pleasure can be mind blowing and with others fantastic. I have found so many woman that can't achieve pleasure. I ask them if they ever masturbate. They cringe and say they can't stand touching themselves. I always suggest water pressure, or a vibrator to get them started. If they can't self pleasure, then it would be difficult to receive pleasure from someone else. I couldn't get through life without self pleasuring. Even with a skilled partner, sometimes your own touch is what is needed to get to the next level of satisfaction. I do get greedy sometimes if daty is very good and will keep him down there longer if I am really enjoying myself. Other times, I have to say ok, she's good, lets concentrate on you now. Yes, getting to know each other really helps to achieve the full satisfaction. Enjoy, don't feel guilty and of course enjoy some more. That's one of the main reasons I do this. I love sex and how it makes me feel.

Coffee black or sometimes with a teaspoon of honey. Not much into tea but i love hot chocolate.

I prefer strong coffee. I take 1/2 a cream, no sugar. If going to the drive thru, I prefer McDonald's over Tim Horton's. I drink tea usually at night and mostly herbal teas. No milk or sugar. Tazo green ginger is one of my favourites.

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Not very creative with my drinks. Coffee (gotta be Timmies, nothing else) - large, 3 creams, 2 sugars. Tea (only at home - never at a restaurant, they never make it right). Black tea only (no flavoured teas), 2 tea bags, left to sit until it is strong. a hint of sugar and milk. Better get my tea, it has been steeping for 15 minutes now.

Nice! Maybe I should start golfing now!

Drivers who ride your ass on the highway so badly and seem like they are in such a rush only to pass you and then get in the right lane in front of you. WTF? Either you're gonna ride my ass and speed away like a bat out of hell or I will be right on yours behind you!

I had tendinitis just below my right elbow several years ago and, being self employed in a physically demanding job, time off was not an option. Cortisone worked somewhat, but what really worked for me was a pressure point wrap. It was a wrap with a little ball in it that applied pressure directly to the sore point. I wore that wrap for over a month and it allowed me to work through the recovery period with minimal pain.

IMHO it is a matter of Supply and Demand. If there was a market in northern NB for SP's there would be ladies visiting there regularly.

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I is for intercourse.

I started this thread and have read some very interesting comments. If I needed a shower I would never go see any lady here without one first. That would be disrepectful. I also would never negotiate with any lady here and have added money to the fees when it was extra special to me. The 15 minute thing does 2 things for me. 1. it is that fantasy streak out of work, get relaxed and streak back in, trying not to get caught. I find that hot as hell. 2. It allows me to meet a new person and get a quick reference for me and them. Can I connect with this person later and for a longer period, etc. As far as taking a long time, the fantasy has me going before I arrive and it takes 5 minutes for me to complete. I am not long winded so to speak. A woman with any skill could have me off in 30 seconds. I find the whole time, I am trying to control the urge to release.

Well, RG, to be perfectly honest, the reason that some of us ask for a work number is that men lie. Shocking, isn't it? But they do. This is how it works: The man's CERB handle is "LuckyJohn789" and he has made, say, 273 posts, establishing a reputation for himself as a guy who can log in pretty often and write a few words. Asked for his real, full name, he says it's "John A. Smith" and the cell number he gives has voice mail on it saying, "Hello, this is John A. Smith. Sorry I can't take your call...". He doesn't want to give his work number to a companion. She only wants to be able to call XYZ Co. and verify that John A. Smith is an employee there. That's all. These calls happen all the time--credit card companies and others make them routinely. He gets irritated and paranoid. What if she discovers that there is no John A. Smith at XYZ Co? (There isn't, because he's really Fred T. Jones and he works for ABC Enterprises.) She might... post something, somewhere on CERB and out him, making it much harder for him to pose as a non-poseur. Why, he'd have to start over, create a new identity, post another two hundred "I agree" and "X has a point. That's my experience, too" kinds of statements for another few of months, along with a couple of phony reviews, before he can claim his reputation makes him a reliable, straight-up kind of guy whom any companion would welcome into her place, bed and body with open arms. He takes the path of highest dudgeon. If he gives the companion his work number, then, why, she'll know where he works! What if she outs him to his colleagues and others at his workplace? It's unthinkable! He's right about that. He never considers, for a moment, whether the companion has a reputation for doing this kind of thing. (Trust me, if she's done it even once, her poor victim will probably have posted the details on every escort board on the continent.) He never wonders why the company telephone receptionist would believe an unexpected call from SuzyHotStuff saying that John A. Smith has a habit of chatting up prostitutes online and maybe even trying to get a date with one of them. He doesn't pause to think about what kind of proof she would have to offer that would convince his employer to take a second look at him. He goes through considerable gymnastics over the question, reframing her concerns for her safety in terms that have to do with his privacy, discretion, need for confidentiality and entitlement to automatic respect, sight unseen. He claims moral outrage and says, in effect, that he's a stand-up kind of guy, salt of earth with a heart of gold, whereas everyone knows that all women on these boards are like SuzyHotStuff--hookers just waiting to take advantage of their next trick so that they can ruin a good man's life. It's an outrage! What will these women think of next? He'd never hurt a fly--it's obvious! He promises he'll keep the meeting, pay the full fee (which he may also mutter is more than she really deserves, but he's a generous guy and the girl is obviously having a hard time in life or she wouldn't be fucking for a living) and that they'll have a good time. He claims to be the soul of honesty and transparency except for this one, little detail: he doesn't want to give his work telephone number. But the companion who is considering meeting with John A. Smith knows what he knows, too, but will never say. He's not as honest as he claims. He's married. He has two or three kids. There could be hell, and legal bills, and years of child and spousal support to pay if his wife finds out what he's up to. He'll do anything he can to keep the wife from finding out about him. That's where the risk starts for most of us. When men are desperate and afraid, they often become impulsive and self-justifying. Unfortunately, that's when we women are most likely to be hurt, or worse. People will lie in order to get something they want or to avoid responsibility for the things they've done. Men will lie to their wives, to their friends, to their employers and colleagues, to their paid companions, to the police and the courts.... Understand? We know that men lie. We do know that. We know that they want to have some fun on the side without negative repercussions or fall-out. Yes, we know that. Not only do we know it, but we'll help you keep your secret. This business thrives on secrets well-kept. Give her the number. Make the appointment. Pay her in full. Have a good time. Give her a decent tip, too, if you like her. Go on your way. See her again, or not. End of story.