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Merle in Walking Dead; he sort of atoned at the end but was still a badass villain. Anyone who can rock out to Motorhead and drink Jack while his 79 Chevy Caprice is being swarmed by biters is THE MAN!

I tend to stick to myself nowadays, but before I knew a lot of sp's ( not here on CERB) and the ladies that did have so called boyfriends, were pretty much useless losers along for the ride. They did not work, and they did not pay for ANYTHING... That always use to make me laugh so hard because these women were out there doing things with men for money...and they go and take that money and take care of a man who does NOTHING :cooter: They would try and rationalize this by saying to themselves that since they sleep with so many men, it was ok to take care of the man-they kinda figured it was their way of making it up to them.... Always follow your gut!

I agree with your statement Meagan, the problem with stray cats is people think they are disposable and don't need to spay or neuter them, especially males. But unaltered male cats roam around impregnating the stray females and the cycle continues. They say there is a colony of over a thousand strays living in point pleasant park/Halifax alone. When are people going to take responsibility for their stupidity and recklessness? I believe to make a difference the laws have to change, people have to be punished more severely for cruelty and for being irresponsible owners, but then the politicians would have to do some work!!

The Ameriquest commercials are hilarious. I burst in laugh each time! Bffhouahah! Here's there top 5 compilation:

Had to put this joke in here.....Couldn't resist. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=131765

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgP_HmTyMQk - bud light - fishing budweiser - yelling

Excellent idea! I'll play! What's the one thing you really don't want to hear during orgasm? Next answer: "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!"

Tea: Earl Gray, hot

I hate to sound like I'm beating a dead horse here. I've never seen Roxanne and have no particular ill will towards her. But I'm 99% certain that even without having met her that those pics are not her. Maybe they are close, but they are not her. How can I be so sure? Well, the first sign of trouble, without even searching anything is the watermark on one of the pictures; Bransilav | Josifovic photography. Now this doesn't immediately mean that its fake. A lot of girls will have professional photos done. But a simple Google image search will answer that question definitively for you right away. The first result in putting that image through the search engine is a video of the actual photo shoot. The model's name is Milica Vidosavljevic. Now I say 99% because, who knows, maybe Milica has retired from professional modeling to come jerk off guys in Moncton... but I doubt it. The other picture seems to have done the rounds in a bunch of dieting and thinness blogs and tumblr accounts (which are terrifying by the way). Again, I'd like to repeat. I have nothing against her, from what's been reported here she sounds rather attractive. I might have been interested in seeing her myself, but as soon as someone posts a fake photo I completely lose interest and I feel its important that any hobbyist who goes to see her understands what to expect (or rather what not to expect in this case). If anyone does see her in the future feel free to show her this and ask her to post real pics next time. If she starts posting real pictures she might start attracting a more informed clientele and I'd like to think that usually that's better for everyone involved.

Geico Insurance commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saIXzCoGHbU

Any of the Budweiser Clydesdale commercials. One of the latest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPG7PcI67dE

I always loved this one.

I think, in this case, only 2 opinions matter: Yours and the guy you are trying to be with. Sure, it would be nice to hear other people's views, but keep in mind their opinions ultimately mean nothing.

Gotta love a good villain. I'll add the aptly named Al Swearengen from Deadwood:

This Haligonian loves it. Although I don't allow cof I love to watch a man explode all over my body, nothing hotter than watching a man cum, yummm-my:sperm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-vgtuC3Zg4&feature=endscreen if you see someone, anyone abusing, cruelly teasing an animal please stop them, educate them, make them understand it's wrong, and that having compassion is our most admirable quality as a human being, without it we are nothing, empty!

Congratulations to "Mr. Spud" on 7 years of CERB membership. Spud joined on May 2, 2006 - and we're proud to have this long-standing contributor amongst us! He's probably seen many, many changes over this time and effected some as well. Hope you keep enjoying this "home" and best wishes for the future, Spud! How time doth fly!

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Good luck in finding some one that would be willing to do it.., In my case I dont think I would .., not that I dont trust that is for you eyes only but who is going to guarantee that... things are easily shared in the internet now days and even at that who is going to guarantee that you would not have a saturday night with a bunch of buddies and maybe show your little treat... This is just my opinion but again good luck!

Most multilingual requests made on this forum include greek or russian... this is a nice change. I know what greek and russian are, but Icelandic? Could that be like the reverse of the hot tea thingy?

Why is it that some people are so rude and effing gross!!!! Blows my mind on just how nasty & uncouth some people can be !!!!!!!!!!! I just moved into my new place-have new neighbours, for the most part-most of them are nice...but for the love of GOD, my neighbour to my left of me-constantly horks up shit and spits it out in his backyard, which is right beside mine !!!!!

I like my coffee with Bialeys and gently stirred with a very nice, firm nipple! lol

Lol that must have been a real shocking and tasteful surprise when u took thsat first zip lol

Uh OH-Hope it wasn't the lady from CL with a big round solid tummy ....she is not pregnant.....she just pretends.

Typically with cream and sugar....and COFFEE !!! this morning I forgot to put in the instant coffee for my road trip coffee....so sometimes I like hot water with cream and sugar apparently...... and no coffee. Jaysus man.

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I love my boxers & t-shirt! And I feel just as sexy in my boxers as I do in my seductively sweet lingerie. :-)

Limburger cheese to wake up naked and sore without any memory of the night before next to burger king telling you "youhad it your way" or next to ronald mcdonald telling you "you were lovin it"

I do want to add, that there are rescue organizations that will help you spay or neuter your cat. There are websites set up (kijiji is one) that will help you find a home for your cats too. Did you know that you can spay a pregnant cat? Most people think that once the cat is pregnant, it is too late. In reality, vets do spay cats up to the moment they go into labour. If you own a cat that is not altered, it is imperative to spay and neuter them. This is your responsibility. If you cannot afford to do this, reach out to the rescue's - they will help. If the first one says they can't help, keep looking until you find one that does. And yes, you do need to neuter your boys, not just spaying the girls. It cuts down on fighting, spraying, wandering. In girls it cuts down on mammory cancer and uterine cancer too. I do get people that question why it is so important to do cats and not dogs. Well, we really don't have a problem with stray dogs in this country. They generally don't have endless litters like cats do (cats can have 3 litters a year, with an average of 5 kittens). One un-altered cat couple can potentially produce 9 million unwanted cats in 9 years. I always ask, are you part of the problem or part of the solution? If you do not own cats, or can't own one, consider making a donation to a cat rescue. Every little bit helps and you will be blessed for this.

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Congrats Spud!!! Of course I have been here since 2010, which makes 21 years for me....

Why is it that some people like to create storms out of a glass of water!

Awesome, Spud! Congrats for sticking around for so long!

Tuco in "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" He was the Ugly RG

I would have to agree with capslock. Amber Wyld is a great choice. She has some amazing skills. Some others that stick out for me are MsManda and Serina Saint. All three are excellent choices IMHO.

You may wish to try the Hotel Fort Garry. Ask for for a day rate and tell them what times you would like. I have got a few good rates there, over the year. if you do get a room ask for one with a city view 8th or 9th floor is very discrete and quite.

Should have learned the first time....Tried Sexy Japanese some time ago, was a bait and switch, gave them a second chance yesterday...THERE WONT BE A THIRD TIME....PHONEY PICS AGAIN...SILLY ME

Ever since I saw this advertisement of Paedrus, it has been seared in my brain. I couldn't stop thinking of this. It would wake me up in the middle of the night in a sweat. So, I took the plunge and called up to find out if he was available. Booking was super easy, donations were very flexible and of course, with my nerves, they made me feel at ease. So, Paedrus arrived on time to my place. I explained that my donation was in the fridge. I wasn't sure if he drank bud light or something else, but he was very appreciative that I had enough for the both of us to enjoy. He did say something about the Sens, I really didn't understand what he was talking about. Well, we got down to business. First, he plopped down on the couch. I thought, wow, he is really adventurous. I was visualizing all the different positions we could try. I've never done it on anything but the bed, but hey, he did say he provided an authentic BF experience. When he stuck his hand down his pants, I thought, ok, here goes. Well, he was a gentleman and opened my beer for me. I thought that was so sweet. He was very appreciative of the snacks I had prepared for him. The bacon wrapped scallops were a hit, even if he didn't eat the scallops. He did mention Sens again, so again, I was not sure what he meant by that. So, we snuggled a bit, and then he went and got another beer. He asked me if I had any pizza too, so I ordered some. While we were waiting for the pizza, he asked if he could turn on the tv. I thought for a moment, he wanted to turn me on, but it turns out he said he performs much better with the tv on. He found a hockey game on, well, what a difference that made. It was like he became a super charged energizer bunny. I won't go into details, but it was amazing. The best experience of my life. The poor pizza guy gut a treat when I went to get our pizza, I guess I was scantily clad at that point and his eyes popped out when he saw Paedrus too. So, if you have been sitting on the fence about seeing Paedrus, don't be. You will be treated to the best experience of your life. His pics are 100 percent real. This is one experience you will never forget, and I mean never forget. xoxo Meaghan

I'm so juvenile! But it is funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xCGfgnU18yk

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The Governor! Fuck the Governor! Martinez is gonna get you... :) but in the meantime a perfectly evil villain...

I definitely do! Seeing white cum all over my dark body is suuch a turn on!

I've only had a few experiences here and I always thought that I would only go for SP's here. I do go onto BP and look around but had no desire to choose one from there. Well one night last minute, I thought I would try to find someone. Seemed to be a dead night and couldn't find anyone on here that I wanted to see. There was one on BP that I liked and took a chance. Sent a text arranged a time ect. I was a little nervous about it but she told me she was independent. Just before I left, I actually saw her on CERB. Felt more at ease at that time. There seem to be some who come into town and aren't on CERB. They look hot. At that point I would look at Cowboys Diary. Very timely as there are a couple of girls running scams on BP

making people smile and laugh because when they happy i'm happy:icon_smile:

Absolutely Jethro !! We are trippin out there....nothing disrespectful in your posts ? WRONG !!! And hey ...when you maybe become a MAN someday you will figure out how these posts really sounded and made the ladies feel. Wow that's brilliant jibberish !!! and the expression is "in a groove" Dorkus Wowzers there are some ignorant idiots in this world.

Please speak for yourself and not all men. I don't 'bang bang and get out'. Nor do I 'go in for the kill'. I prefer to be a gentleman and treat my companion like a lady and with respect!