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Merle in Walking Dead; he sort of atoned at the end but was still a badass villain. Anyone who can rock out to Motorhead and drink Jack while his 79 Chevy Caprice is being swarmed by biters is THE MAN!

I tend to stick to myself nowadays, but before I knew a lot of sp's ( not here on CERB) and the ladies that did have so called boyfriends, were pretty much useless losers along for the ride. They did not work, and they did not pay for ANYTHING... That always use to make me laugh so hard because these women were out there doing things with men for money...and they go and take that money and take care of a man who does NOTHING :cooter: They would try and rationalize this by saying to themselves that since they sleep with so many men, it was ok to take care of the man-they kinda figured it was their way of making it up to them.... Always follow your gut!

I agree with your statement Meagan, the problem with stray cats is people think they are disposable and don't need to spay or neuter them, especially males. But unaltered male cats roam around impregnating the stray females and the cycle continues. They say there is a colony of over a thousand strays living in point pleasant park/Halifax alone. When are people going to take responsibility for their stupidity and recklessness? I believe to make a difference the laws have to change, people have to be punished more severely for cruelty and for being irresponsible owners, but then the politicians would have to do some work!!

The Ameriquest commercials are hilarious. I burst in laugh each time! Bffhouahah! Here's there top 5 compilation:

Had to put this joke in here.....Couldn't resist. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=131765

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgP_HmTyMQk - bud light - fishing budweiser - yelling

Excellent idea! I'll play! What's the one thing you really don't want to hear during orgasm? Next answer: "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!"

Tea: Earl Gray, hot

I hate to sound like I'm beating a dead horse here. I've never seen Roxanne and have no particular ill will towards her. But I'm 99% certain that even without having met her that those pics are not her. Maybe they are close, but they are not her. How can I be so sure? Well, the first sign of trouble, without even searching anything is the watermark on one of the pictures; Bransilav | Josifovic photography. Now this doesn't immediately mean that its fake. A lot of girls will have professional photos done. But a simple Google image search will answer that question definitively for you right away. The first result in putting that image through the search engine is a video of the actual photo shoot. The model's name is Milica Vidosavljevic. Now I say 99% because, who knows, maybe Milica has retired from professional modeling to come jerk off guys in Moncton... but I doubt it. The other picture seems to have done the rounds in a bunch of dieting and thinness blogs and tumblr accounts (which are terrifying by the way). Again, I'd like to repeat. I have nothing against her, from what's been reported here she sounds rather attractive. I might have been interested in seeing her myself, but as soon as someone posts a fake photo I completely lose interest and I feel its important that any hobbyist who goes to see her understands what to expect (or rather what not to expect in this case). If anyone does see her in the future feel free to show her this and ask her to post real pics next time. If she starts posting real pictures she might start attracting a more informed clientele and I'd like to think that usually that's better for everyone involved.

Geico Insurance commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saIXzCoGHbU

Any of the Budweiser Clydesdale commercials. One of the latest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPG7PcI67dE

I always loved this one.

I think, in this case, only 2 opinions matter: Yours and the guy you are trying to be with. Sure, it would be nice to hear other people's views, but keep in mind their opinions ultimately mean nothing.

Gotta love a good villain. I'll add the aptly named Al Swearengen from Deadwood:

This Haligonian loves it. Although I don't allow cof I love to watch a man explode all over my body, nothing hotter than watching a man cum, yummm-my:sperm:

Hi Ladies Since the shoulder will not let me play this year, thought I would offer my services(for free). For the last four years I have been a one handicap, when younger I went to university of New Mexico on a golf scholarship, and was an assistant pro for four years teaching in southern Ontario. So if you are just starting out, or someone who wants to hone their game, let me know! There should be a league for the Ladies to have some fun!

Okey dokey....let's break this down Pete. Sooooo.....working your way to the hole and eventually in the hole. A long one putt is most amazing....it can take a looooong time for you to hit that hole.....from side to side, some hills and valleys, it also depends how the greens keeper trims the grass and how you like your greens ? ;) it can take lets say 30 minutes to an hour for example before you get in that darn hole !!! Yay ! Now no hurray now .... celebrate.... the next party will have to just wait or play through..... If you MSOG 2, 3 or 4 putt and all of the golf partners are happy happy and roaring amongst themselves (2 of ya, 3'some or 4'some, or a Texas scramble)..... who keeps score anyways ??? Really ? If you are a duffer or can't hit the hole or the fairway !!! Keep trying....don't give up...practice makes perfect :) That's Lee's golf advise....... theliquor I am sure will do better Me myself....I have a handicap of ? Well I am handicapped actually. Typically I one or two putt... but I also like to drink beer while I golf so it can be 3 or 4 short putts ?? something like that. If I switch to diesel....like say double gin and ruby red grapefruit...... I lost my frickin putter !! Shit. Just thought I would throw in my in-extensive knowledge of golf there.... Happy golfing peeps and enjoy the summer :D Fore !!!!!!

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Lol that must have been a real shocking and tasteful surprise when u took thsat first zip lol

when ever i think of commercials i alway think of this one after a very fun conversation i had with 2 people in a related job about the difference's in working conditions between Canadian LE and U.S. LE.

I posted this a while back on my blog too... A super cute/funny/clever & creative safe sex commercial! :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Cgm-63WtY&feature=player_embedded

I do want to add, that there are rescue organizations that will help you spay or neuter your cat. There are websites set up (kijiji is one) that will help you find a home for your cats too. Did you know that you can spay a pregnant cat? Most people think that once the cat is pregnant, it is too late. In reality, vets do spay cats up to the moment they go into labour. If you own a cat that is not altered, it is imperative to spay and neuter them. This is your responsibility. If you cannot afford to do this, reach out to the rescue's - they will help. If the first one says they can't help, keep looking until you find one that does. And yes, you do need to neuter your boys, not just spaying the girls. It cuts down on fighting, spraying, wandering. In girls it cuts down on mammory cancer and uterine cancer too. I do get people that question why it is so important to do cats and not dogs. Well, we really don't have a problem with stray dogs in this country. They generally don't have endless litters like cats do (cats can have 3 litters a year, with an average of 5 kittens). One un-altered cat couple can potentially produce 9 million unwanted cats in 9 years. I always ask, are you part of the problem or part of the solution? If you do not own cats, or can't own one, consider making a donation to a cat rescue. Every little bit helps and you will be blessed for this.

You should of put a warning before viewing the video. Made me tear up at work. I was a little hesitant to watch cause I hate animal cruelty as well. It's sad to see animals like that. I used to live out of town in the country where for some reason people would always dump their unwanted pets on the side of the road. Which eventually found its way to where we would care for it as much as we could. Unfortunately we would have to give them up cause we would get too many. Ugly does bring back a few memories of some we found. Just wish I could of thrown some of the owners out of a moving car like they would to their pet. We even once found a bag with 5 kittens in it once very sad.

Hot. Wet. Caffeinated. Beyond that, I don't care.

I have such a variety it's hard to describe it all. One thing all my undies have in common is wearing sexy stockings with them. I think stockings are super sexy and are the finishing touch to any sexy undies :)

Although I loath hockey { 4 brothers and my dad loved hockey and I was always abruptly awakened every time Montreal scored grrrrr} ...I must say however being in the city during playoffs is exciting. I love being down town and getting the vibe of the people when Montreal wins! My father would have loved being here.

I would heartily recommend Katherine. Nuru is a pretty amazing experience. It most definitely should be tried at least once.

Congratulations Spud on seven years of CERB membership Looking forward to seeing you around for seven more RG

Wow Babe, That is a milestone to Celebrate!! Kisses to you, and many MANY more years of Happy Hobbying!! Kisses and More Kisses, xoxoxo

Thank you Miss Sophia for clarifying this. This agency is so very different from other agencies I have ever worked for. I have said in the past that I will never work for an agency again. This is more like a co-operative. I can choose my hours, rates, services. I am never made to feel that I have to provide a service I am not comfortable with. One thing I want to clarify. The difference between incall and outcall rates. The incall location that Miss Sophia provides is a dedicated spa space. There are no cats, dogs, dirty dishes, jealous boyfriends glaring at you. Clean linens, nice atmosphere, ladies are ready when your appointment is. So, the incall rate is higher then the outcall rate. You are being provided a place to play. You do not have to go an get a hotel room and spend your money on this. This service fee incorporates your place to play. You will never get a dumpy basement room when you book with Miss Sophia. I have worked with agencies that don't even provide sheets for a stained bed. Towels, are you kidding me? They cost money to wash as far as they are concerned. Here, you have a shower, nice towels, body wash, nice massage oils etc. If you want a lower rate, book you own hotel, and then the lady can come to see you at your place.

Congratulations to you spud wishing you many more years of happiness on cerb.

Great to have you here spud271, 7 years is a long time. Thanks for all the contribution to Cerb.

Nice thread! Well, I have to give a nod to the Old Spice guy: I love my cat, but he's just the type of mischief-maker that would get me into this sort of trouble: And I can't help myself, I have to include these two: :wink:

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I always liked Wile E Coyote.

Are you kidding me? Of course go back to being the smartest red head on the block. You know what happens to a blonde when she goes red? She gets artificial intelligence. Come back my love..... Love redheads....

Maybe BP's not bad as such, but just looks like it is compared to cerb. BP does have two good things which I found useful: - Shows up high in a Google search for "escorts Ottawa" - Many of the more thought-out posts (which suggest to me a more established lady) refer to this thing called "cerb" - Once on cerb, you can learn what you need to join this hobby/lifestyle in a proper, gentlemanly manner.

It took me a while to find Cerb when i first started surveying the scene, and it can be intimidating when you first open the door and look in. Then you need to learn the rules both written and assumed before you feel comfortable enough to start to participate, and then will you fit in ? these are things most think about when first here so it takes time to get comfortable.Its also easy extremely easy to jump on to -------- and look around without anyone knowing your even there,check out photo,s see who advertises on a regular basis decide if you might test the waters.From the other perspective a sp can "set up" her business in minutes so of course its going to be a buyer and seller beware kind of marketplace. To me in the simplest form thats what B/P is" an open air marketplace " that people can wonder around and others show there wares and try to gain clientel (in no derogatory terms) with places like cerb, e/c ,and to a lesser extent perb and those with their own webpresence"s are the shops to the sides, whose doors you must step thru to actually see the usually finer (but not always) products inside !

Whenever I am out and about and I see babies or toddlers that are happy-playful-excited..gets me every time, even when I am in the worst of moods.

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I'm gonna play a little of the Devil's Advocate here & side with those who believe "ethics" is a relative term....this is especially true in advertising (or anything else in the worldly, human culture). A long time ago during my University years, I had a little debate with one of my profs. I was taking a course in Design. My prof had experience in designing weapons. I asked him if he was comfortable in the knowledge that the sole purpose of the product he was designing was intended to end life. Wow - talk about a loaded, ethical question! Now, I have no love of weaponry. I had/have my personal belief system. Is a death causing agent a necessary evil?...IMO, they have their place and you can debate that 'till the cows come home. Back to my point. My prof responded as: "If you don't do it, somebody else will". I heard that tired old rationale many times. On that day, my ethics were outraged & challenged. As much as I hated to admit it, he was right. I remember that lesson to this day. I wish I could live in a world where "ethics" were applied equally across the board for all of humanity for all time. Does anyone actually think that's realistic for all cultures or even going to happen for North America? So I'm not going to equate death & weaponry to truth in advertising - but I believe there is a common theme here. If an SP chooses to cast a net in a market designed for earnest singles & finds no takers, or they get banned - they will soon abandon the effort. The market will eventually even things out. But, if an SP finds takers on the dating sites - there may be gold in undiscovered country. How can any SP smile and be comfortable in the knowledge they are being "ethical" and going bankrupt while their competitors are gaining a financial advantage by being "unethical". My prof's words will ring true: "If you don't do it, somebody else will". Who will debate the ethics of this practice now? Harsh, eh?

I have learned.... Life is a privilege. The people you care about most in life are taken away from you too soon. That either you control your attitude or it controls you. To not compare myself to others. Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being. Managing your 'wants' is the most powerful skill a person can have. That it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life. No matter how much you care for people, some people just don't care back. When you worry about what others think of you, you're just worried of what you really think of yourself. You can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. You can only charm people for a few minutes but you'd better know something after that. Family won't always be there for you while others will be there to give you the love and support that you need. Family isn't always biological. You can always keep going, even though you feel you can't. It is your inner power rather than weakness that frightens you most. Older doesn't necessarily mean you're wiser, unless you've looked within. The people who complain the most, accomplish the least. Nothing ever happens as you've pictured it. You don't own an idea until you understand it with your heart. People cause suffering when they are suffering themselves. Blame is the favorite pastime of those who don't like responsibility. Sometimes you need to remove people from your life. Even if they're family. Punishing others has more to do with venting frustrations rather than correcting behaviour. Revenge is for the petty and irresponsible. Life is a solo trip. You will have visitors but not a lot of them will be long lasting.

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Great idea gentlemen! Just remember, a shout out is like a rose, really sweet intention but it fades. A recommendation is like a diamond, it lasts forever... cat

www.SweetEmilyJ.com - Hubba Hubba!! With some ado - kudos and congrats to Emily J on her fine, Fine! ;) ...online ass-sets! (...as much as offline too! :D ) Great Site - Super Sexy - Bright-n-Clean - Informative - Witty - Funny - Titillating & SCHWING!! IMO - Very captivating to her allure in real life, and the experience she provides. Seems to have been met with great response from guys-n-gals alike! :) (...with hints to look forward to a cam too?? :sex_porn: (hehe)) Makes hobbying super-easy and taught me much about how to treat a lady! Great read! I highly recommend it; :bowdown:...and enjoy all Websites the ladies have here - technology makes me horny! :dncdick: (Oh YEAH!!) Thanks! Keep It-uP Ladies!! ;)

Georgiana has been mentioned before in this thread but her site has come along since then. Pretty, informative, easy to navigate and some very nice pictures: http://sweet-company.com/