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Merle in Walking Dead; he sort of atoned at the end but was still a badass villain. Anyone who can rock out to Motorhead and drink Jack while his 79 Chevy Caprice is being swarmed by biters is THE MAN!

I tend to stick to myself nowadays, but before I knew a lot of sp's ( not here on CERB) and the ladies that did have so called boyfriends, were pretty much useless losers along for the ride. They did not work, and they did not pay for ANYTHING... That always use to make me laugh so hard because these women were out there doing things with men for money...and they go and take that money and take care of a man who does NOTHING :cooter: They would try and rationalize this by saying to themselves that since they sleep with so many men, it was ok to take care of the man-they kinda figured it was their way of making it up to them.... Always follow your gut!

I agree with your statement Meagan, the problem with stray cats is people think they are disposable and don't need to spay or neuter them, especially males. But unaltered male cats roam around impregnating the stray females and the cycle continues. They say there is a colony of over a thousand strays living in point pleasant park/Halifax alone. When are people going to take responsibility for their stupidity and recklessness? I believe to make a difference the laws have to change, people have to be punished more severely for cruelty and for being irresponsible owners, but then the politicians would have to do some work!!

The Ameriquest commercials are hilarious. I burst in laugh each time! Bffhouahah! Here's there top 5 compilation:

Had to put this joke in here.....Couldn't resist. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=131765

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgP_HmTyMQk - bud light - fishing budweiser - yelling

Excellent idea! I'll play! What's the one thing you really don't want to hear during orgasm? Next answer: "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!"

Tea: Earl Gray, hot

I hate to sound like I'm beating a dead horse here. I've never seen Roxanne and have no particular ill will towards her. But I'm 99% certain that even without having met her that those pics are not her. Maybe they are close, but they are not her. How can I be so sure? Well, the first sign of trouble, without even searching anything is the watermark on one of the pictures; Bransilav | Josifovic photography. Now this doesn't immediately mean that its fake. A lot of girls will have professional photos done. But a simple Google image search will answer that question definitively for you right away. The first result in putting that image through the search engine is a video of the actual photo shoot. The model's name is Milica Vidosavljevic. Now I say 99% because, who knows, maybe Milica has retired from professional modeling to come jerk off guys in Moncton... but I doubt it. The other picture seems to have done the rounds in a bunch of dieting and thinness blogs and tumblr accounts (which are terrifying by the way). Again, I'd like to repeat. I have nothing against her, from what's been reported here she sounds rather attractive. I might have been interested in seeing her myself, but as soon as someone posts a fake photo I completely lose interest and I feel its important that any hobbyist who goes to see her understands what to expect (or rather what not to expect in this case). If anyone does see her in the future feel free to show her this and ask her to post real pics next time. If she starts posting real pictures she might start attracting a more informed clientele and I'd like to think that usually that's better for everyone involved.

Geico Insurance commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saIXzCoGHbU

Any of the Budweiser Clydesdale commercials. One of the latest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPG7PcI67dE

I always loved this one.

I think, in this case, only 2 opinions matter: Yours and the guy you are trying to be with. Sure, it would be nice to hear other people's views, but keep in mind their opinions ultimately mean nothing.

Gotta love a good villain. I'll add the aptly named Al Swearengen from Deadwood:

This Haligonian loves it. Although I don't allow cof I love to watch a man explode all over my body, nothing hotter than watching a man cum, yummm-my:sperm:

Why is it when you need to be somewhere early and you leave early with plenty of time, something always happens? i.e. 6 car pileup on highway where people run into each other, nothing serious, no one hurt and backs traffic up... Murphy needs a kick in the nuts sometimes.

I rarely drink coffee but it would be with 2 milk and 2 sugars.

Still super sweet and totally gorgeous, but no longer blonde. I expect Cato to take note :-)

well before I went on a diet last year I always loved my Timmies Large (nor medium) triple triple or french vanilla. But after I started drinking my coffee with 2 cream 3 splenda. My herbal tea as well is with 2 splenda :)

Ever since returning to the gym I've developed a taste for Strabucks Dark Roast with cream. I have at least three venti's a week; often following a workout.

Or maybe some of the ladies can provide some mouth to mouth... hehe to ensure you are breathing... hehe

Emily's right, at this time there is a shortage of rooms in St. John's however there's one new hotel scheduled to open this month and another 3 in the process of being built so hopefully that will help with the problem. Consequence of all the Oil boom, there are a lot of companies putting up employees in hotels for extended periods taking up the space. the other consequence is that prices are constantly creeping up. Definitely not cheap to live or do business here anymore. Additional Comments: Just some info that I thought I pass along that I just found out while trying to help out OP and find her a place. The brand new Fairfield Inn and Suites by Marriott will be opening for business on Tuesday May 7, 2013.

7 days. And 6 dodos to a triple decker Bacon sandwich in a heart shape ,d mmmm yummi baked goodies!! And smooshies.!!

I want to give a big hug and kiss to Lexy Grace and Emily J and Katherine!! from the Shackmaster in Halifax!

Congrats on seven years spud. Keep up the good work my friend. Mikey

Gotta love Gatubela..., oupsi In English..., Catwoman... she is a Hot sexxy intriguing villain!

Grrrr those look grrrr!!! Roar like my friend claire would say! Recently I got some really sexxxy g-tribgs as a present .. Maybe I ll share some shots soon.. I m definetely a lover of brazilian tangas ... Tget show off my deliciously tanned buttchicks!

That's a great record, spud! Here's to many more, and much fun!

Congrats Spud.

I guess you got your itch early which means you're in for a heck of a ride from now on. Thanks for all the posts (since I've been here) and I'm sure for being a great member and resource for countless people!!

Congrats Spud. Great news. Keep it up!

How wonderful! Thank you for all of your contributions.

I don't have any toys for men but when I saw this I thought it looked interesting!

Cersei Lannister. I know she's incestuous. I know she'd probably kill you after having sex with you. I know she is evil. But DAYUM... she's hot.

I think cum on face is hot; as long it doesn't get all over my hair.lol. my hair so long to dry after washing it. my date exploding all over my tits turns me on and also on my ass. Mya Rain xo

I have found that it can be hit and miss on BP, although I have had some great visits with girls from there, the percentage of 'misses' is much greater that those I have met on CERB. I have had mostly good meetings with individuals here and they come across as more 'professional' and not just looking for the quick buck. There are those who advertise in both places and therefore can be 'cross referenced' is an added plus (seems to make good sense to me). I guess for newbies it is a matter of finding CERB in the first place and then using it as an added tool in your quest to meet extraordinary ladies. HHE

Not everyone knows about cerb. I can't tell you how many gents I introduce to our wonderful site and therefor I believe that not all ladies know about it either. This site grows daily and it grows because the users promote it! Diamonds can be found in any rough!

I think I'm starting to understand how things like anorexia, plastic surgery obsessions, excessive tanning, extreme body building, etc. come about. I've tended to be a little bigger most of my life. I'm tall so I get away with it but I've tended to carry a bit more weight than perhaps would be considered optimal. This year I decided to exercise a bit more and eat a bit less and have lost around 20 pounds from my 'typical' weight. At first, I found myself admiring my flat stomach and feeling very good about how loose my pants were and such but it seems that over time you start to adjust to your new 'baseline'. You look at yourself and still see things. A bit of a love-handle or whatever. You weigh yourself every day and see that you're still the same weight but when you look in the mirror, instead of liking what you see, you again become critical. You want to work out more, eat less, get fitter, more toned, etc. In theory I haven't changed over the last couple months, at least as far as the scale is concerned. But what I see in the mirror has changed. So I imagine this must be what it's like for people who have unhealthy obsessions with their appearance. No matter how much you do, you're always going to find new things to be unhappy with, things that you would like to change or improve. Kind of like those that were posted here before. We're always own own worst critics. I know it's just my mind playing tricks on me but it's a powerful effect. I can see how some people would fall under its spell. I know what it's doing though, this little nagging voice in my head, so I'm going to try to just keep eating well and exercising normally and not let it take hold of me. Remember people. Be comfortable in your own skin. You're probably more beautiful than you think you are.

As a ''long-term'' member I would tell that BP is not a ''bad'' site but I can understand why some people considered it as it. As a SP, I advertise on both site. When I first start in Ottawa, I was posting on CL before it shut it down. I didnt know about CERB! Some of the out of town doesnt know about here.. but only post on BP even if they are not ''bad'' girl. Yes, for both hobbyiest and SP, BP can be hit and miss! I have to admit I receive way more kinda ''Available now?'' ''Hru?'' ''Wanna party?'' type of text from BP BUT I met a LOT of great guys from there too!! Some of these guys doesnt know about cerb so they consult BP only. I have to admit that CERB have more gentlemen, people who knows more about the etiquette when communicate with SP. I would suggest you to continue to advertise on BP if it gets you more business... and if you meet great people from there... why not!? Let you the time to build a reputation here too.. and you will meet very nice guys from here. Good luck!!

Steve - in the spirit of friendly debate, thanks for your reference to Nazis - you are a rascal. I like it :biggrin:!. I have some dear German friends who would just love to frolic and dance and roll around & ridicule this reference. Trust me, they have a genuine sense of humour & opinion on this topic too. They have no love of Nazis. Being a child of the era, I think I need to provide a realistic spin on the Nazis. Nazis were not about rationalization, but they presented an opportunity for self-determination and freedom from an oppressive treaty. The Nazis were a political movement spawned by the Treaty of Versailles. The centre-piece was a man who saw opportunity and was an expert manipulator. The Nazi party overwhelmed the gentle, agrarian population & deceived & manipulated & bullied the population into aggressive posture. I can assure you there was no reference to anything like: "if I don't do it, someone else will"....that is absolute falsehood. I ask you to quote who said that! What I can assure you is that generally, people who were found guilty of war crimes said that they were "only following orders". Let's not deceive ourselves and re-write any history in the interests of making a point on ethics. I believe ethics can be observed as a baseline behaviour in a certain social context. If the behaviour is accepted, it is ethical. Nothing more. If killing for weakness is acceptable, then it's ethical. Let me gently return to my point that ethics are a matter of perspective.

As I said, above, I don't think that dating sites are great places for finding prospective clients. Good profiles take a lot of time to write. Escorts' profiles are quickly banned, making the sites a poor return on one's time investment. Having said that, let's not over-praise the integrity of these sites' users. Every profile presents its author in their best or most ideal light, including, for example, accidentally forgetting to mention that one is already married. There are different opinions about "sugar babies" and "kept women." I'm pretty hard-nosed about it: if he wouldn't give her money unless she has sex with him, it's paid companionship. If a lady wants to consider herself to be something else, that's up to her. We have different business models, too. I do, indeed, have personal relationships with my clients. They tend to be relationships that happen, say, every Thursday morning, but over time the level of personal and intimate engagement is considerable. This is a model that works for me. Other companions work differently. While the Sugar Daddy sites purport to be all about the ongoing relationship, many, perhaps even most, of the men are not always looking for something quite so steady and regular, but seek occasional playtime with one or several women. Even "sugar babies" have a hard time finding those ongoing, stereotypical benefactors. Frankly, I agree. I would never advise someone not to advertise somewhere just because the clientele or readership may not expect to find her there. When I manage to convince the editorial board of National Geographic, Scientific American, or even GQ to accept my very tasteful, carefully-worded ad, I'll be paying for the space. With the greatest respect, Steve, comparisons with the Nazis are invidious at best. Speaking for myself, when my children's father had descended to refusing to support our children if they lived with me, my only options were between entering the sex trade or losing them. My choice was not a self-serving rationalization, it was the right thing to do. What it took to find clients was also right and appropriate. I say: Ladies, advertise where you can. No matter who you are or where you post, most of the men who read your ads will take a pass. Don't be discouraged. Be careful, be diligent, be creative and resourceful, ask other ladies for help and feedback. You only need some men to make bookings. It's hard to know where you may find them, but they're out there.

:icon_smile: Someone smiling at me really works for.

The first sip of Coffee in the morning A warm Sunshiny day Making someone else smile The small pleasures of Life make me Smile all the time!!

I am sure you want to re explain this and tell us why ( seems to me ) you think "banging " a woman as you say to the kill is a good thing. I am very interested in your thoughts on this. I am actually very happy to hear this expression so I may avoid in the future being " banged to the kill" . This does not sound the least bit enjoyable to me so thanks in advance for the lingo I may have missed:)))

I'd just like to point out here, just because an sp/ma doesn't shower at your location, doesn't mean she doesn't bathe. In my personal experience, when I'm doing an outcall, I NEVER shower at the gents location, I always wait until I get home and do that immediately upon walking through door after i take off my shoes and hang my jacket. Having worked in another much more dangerous city early in my career, I have had money and other property stolen while I was bathing, and on another occasion was actually locked in the bathroom and held against my will. Hence, I do not trust a stranger to be totally vulnerable ( in a bathroom with water running where i cannot see or hear what's going on) and leaving my property unattended while bathing in unfamiliar environment. Not only that, but I don't like the idea of using someone's else's shower, soap or towels when I have all these items that are mine at my home, plus my shampoo and other girly cleansing items that men rarely if ever have. Bathing time is very intimate time for me, especially after a rendezvous, it's my time to decompress and unwind. Therefore,it's something prefer to do in the privacy and comfort of my own home. Even in my own incall, I wait until my guest has departed and I'm alone to bathe. Just because you don't observe lady bathing doesn't mean she doesn't do it, some of us prefer to keep some aspects of our lives private;)

While I think that the orginial intent of this thread was to let Cerbs wonderful ladies realize that they are sought after and appriciated I fear that it's possibly in poor taste. While the ladies mentioned may appriciate the stamp of approval a more appropriate venue is through reco's. Not to be a kill joy but I have issues with people being treated like objects. Is it possible that we could let this thread die? Thanks, Chuck

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