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OK, everyone step back and count to ten. I love opinionated people real people, with real opinions. As someone objective to this discussion I can see the points that are being made by all parties and do find valid opinions that I can agree with. However, bickering and not knowing when to let let something die just because you feel that there has to be a right or wrong opinion is a turn off. Just saying. Now as far as making newbie mistakes and knowing appropriate ways to post to look for information and interact with SP's. I actually PM'd RG directly to ask his opinion about interaction with SP's and on the Board when I was new and had a lot to learn. I saw that he is almost always a voice of reason and level headed I appreciated that and decided that the way he conducts himself was a way that would work for me. Newbies will make mistakes, experienced clients will make mistakes all that is important is that we learn from them. By all standards, I try to be a good boy here on cerb and I've still managed piss people off and get an infraction through stupidity ;) It happens! So hopefully, the OP will realise that posts similar to the one he made can possibly lead to some opinionated headbutting and will learn to rephrase his posts to avoid causing unintended (I'm sure) bickering on the board.

Like literally two hours ago, and it was great! As of this morning, I was a 26 year old virgin. I never felt ashamed or unaccomplished being a virgin, I had reached this point as a choice. But I was not confident with intimacy, most if not all girls I've met have been pretty sexual or have a sexual past which always intimidated me (I never saw them lower, but felt a bit in awe). I avoided relationships because I was worried about the physical intimacy part, I was going to fall flat on my face. And I created this mind block. I noticed a few threads on this forum about guys who are virgins looking for an SP, but there was no mention if they went through with it, and if they did, how they felt about it. So I thought I'd share for anyone who are in the same shoes I once was. In a nutshell, I loved the experience, and I have no regrets. I got in touch with Peachy a week ago, and explained that I was a virgin, and that was something I wanted to change. She was incredibly thoughtful, and put me at ease with asking her to take me to the other side so to speak. I was nervous, actually, I was anxious for her to come. I booked 3 hours, and I asked her to stay an hour longer once she was here (I was having a great time and didn't want to rush it). So my reasons for doing what I did. 1) I'm more confident with safety when it comes to the women here then the general public. If anyone knows about safety, these ladies do. This was my number one priority always (even before I came up with this idea) 2) I wanted a positive non-judgemental environment (at least in my mind). I didn't want to think and over think everything I did, and with her, I was more then comfortable. I was able to explore, try out stuff that I wouldn't have done with maybe a girl I was dating. 3) I was confident in asking her how I could be better. And I took everything she said constructively, and it was a lot better then I imagined! 4) Confidence! I met this girl a couple of months ago that seemed to be very interested. Back then, the old me kept things between us friendly but non-sexual. I think given the situation now, I'd act much differently. My confidence in this department took a massive beating the last couple of years for reasons too long and boring to share here. I feel as if one evening took all of that self doubt away. Downsides? I don't feel as if there were any. I don't feel any regret, or remorse or anything of that sort. I was hoping when I asked Peachy was that she be someone awesome (I've read some stories here about people having soso dates). Peachy was AMAZING in that she was so understanding about my fears, and newness. I bring this up because I found her through going through pages and pages of reviews. There are some awesome women here, but I found one with very complimentary reviews, and it worked for me. Which I guess leads on to my next part. Would I recommend a virgin meet an SP? To each their own. I wrote down a list of reasons why this would be a good idea vs a list of why this was bad. My bad side of the list had some religious objections, but then the good side had religious support for getting help any way possible (my confidence was shot). There are some that say that this experience should be with someone special. And I think that applies for some people for sure, but I treated this as a learning/therapeutic visit more then anything else. The rate I was going, I was not going to be able to meet that someone special ever. Recommendations: 1) Take your time, read reviews, talk to who you are interested in 2) Take your time, don't book just 1 hour. For the first two hours, we took it slow, talked a lot, and made it more intimate. 3) Figure out your reasons. I was brand new at this, and I think if this is your first time, trying to go into this to fulfil a fantasy might be putting too much pressure on you and her. Just explore the sensation, explore your body (I discovered things about my body I was pleasantly surprised about). 4) Tell her you're a virgin! And that's when you first get in touch with her, not when you meet. I can't think of anything else. This being a recommendation board, this is mine :)

A true Canadian classic pooch, The Littlest Hobo!! :biggrin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZKlfRrGbw Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down, until tomorrow I'll just keep movin on...

Hi there everyone, First of all I would like to say thank you for all of your kind words. It is the men like you that make us love what we do as SPs. I do want to clear a couple things up though... 1. I know that it has been said that I offer BBFs. This is not a service that I provide (no exceptions) so please dont ask. I also dont swallow (sorry guys). 2. I definitely apologize if I have ever kept anyone waiting. Being fairly new at this it took me a while to figure out the business aspect including scheduling. I will only see a couple of gentlemen in an incall day so often my excellent clients are made to wait until the next incall. For that I apologize as well. 3. I do feel bad for the fact that I AM fairly hard to get a hold of sometimes. I generally do most of my bookings online as my phone was constantly ringing from morning to night with fake calls and texts. Through emails we can kind of get a feel for one another better than a 2 minute conversation. 4. I have been asked why I dont work on the weekends...I do. I will work any day a gentleman needs me, I just pre-book all weekend sessions. SPs have a very different schedule. We are on call at most times. Pre-booking weekends is just a way to have a social life along with working. I hope I have cleared a few things up. Thanks for taking the time to read my post. And again, to all of you men who love to have a good time while treating a lady right, I applaud you and thank you. And to all of my regular gentlemen a special thank you for helping to make this experience a great one for me I only hope I am returning the favor.

The romans also had specific coins for use in prostitution, Spintria. Each coin depicted a sexual act. Some speculate that these could have been tokens presented to the lady indicating which act you'd paid for. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spintria (one of the tamer Spintria)

Of course the did Chuck! Of course in Pompeii, GFE meant GIANT FLAMING ERUPTIONS. Pretty much put a damper on the whole trip to the brothel....

I am willing to offer my hands.. hehe if you need one or two.. LOL

My thoughts are this, why do we need another demeaning thread on BJ's when we already have one started in the same section in the same city(A simple search on BJ's would have found it). Some women are fine with being objectified regarding services and others like myself are not. For someone to come out and ask what ladies thoughts are on BBBJ's is sort of a catch 22, I mean do you say hey BBBJ's I hate them but offer them for the money, or do you reply I only do it as I have no choice or do you say I don't offer them or yes I love them. This is a question with no real right answer but the one you provide. Really one's reasons for offering them or what they think of them is their own opinion and thoughts and something that is better left for a 1 on 1 conversation.

This is me playing with Nuru gel in my bikini! :) it's fun!

Here's me splashing about in the Windigo Falls in the Laurentides!

I just lose my uncle a few weeks ago. my siblings and I were very close and when I found out the sad news, I was at work. my bf wanted me to go home. But I tried my best to focus on work. I barely survived. But when I got home. my bf by literally ran to the door, while i was going the door. and gave me a hug. I just started crying. For me, its hard to talk/show about my feeling. I just take it one day at a time. I miss him greatly. And I know, he and my other uncle are watching over me.

I think we all have multi identities and many ways of being in the world. I'm an escort, but I'm also a lover, sister, friend, student, and yogini. Some things aren't relevant in certain contexts, and we all have things we would simply prefer not to discuss. All of my friends and family know what I do; unfortunately, being able to live life openly is a privilege only few share in this industry. The only time I've ever lied is with an intimate partner who did not support me seeking my financial independence through escorting. Suffice it to say, we are no longer together. For some people, the 'double life' is necessary for their mental, physical, and emotional health. It's not necessarily bad, and it doesn't necessarily cause dissonance. For some, it can be very healthy and I've heard many gentlemen echo (both on the board and face-to-face) that the experiences they have with service providers help create and maintain a balance in their lives... Despite the 'double life' at times (managing/mitigating risk and making sure not to get caught), I think that's a really beautiful thing.

Obsession of the Day! :)

Hello Gentlemen! My name is Talia. I'm an alluring massage provider working out of an upscale spa in the west end! I provide a relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and I LOVE duos! It's always more fun with three ;) I'm 5'7" and 110lbs with black and purple hair and hazel eyes. My availability: TODAY: 3:30-9:00 Tuesday: 9:00-5:30 Friday: 9:00-4:00 My recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=T&t=127882 To book an appointment or get further information about me and my massage, you can text me at 613-809-8984 (no calls) or send me a private message. You can also book directly through the spa at 613-820-8887!

OMG OMG OMG this is exiting!!!! I am already tasting the bacon hehehe

Hello Gentleman, Get your week off on the right foot with The Beautiful Miss Taylor Devine. This is my weekly schedule & where you can find me at! I am a gorgeous MA with great skills, a dazzling personality and a sensual, seductive touch! I aim to provide a 5 star service or better to my clientele, no less!. I enjoy exploring yours and my body inside & out. My MA Looks (I am a looker): -long haired brunette bombshell -seductive hazel eyes -curves in all the right places -fit figure 125lbs. 5'3. -gorgeous face features -silky smooth, tanned touchable skin -Italian & French mix -36C-28-38 natural, sexy assets you will enjoy My MA Personality: -outgoing -playful -very friendly -sweet & seductive -sensual -beautiful -classy -open minded My MA Services: -great conversation & atmosphere -nude massage -topless massage -an exploding ending -lots of touching everywhere -pearl necklace/russian -reverse massage -soapy showers for 2! -Dirty Talk -Foot Worship & Fetish play (need to know in advance) -Outfits/Heels/Stockings/ExoticDanceWear (need to know in advance) &&&&&&&& much much more! come find out for yourself ! FEES: (DOOR FEES ONLY): 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 ***PLUS**** tipping in room which varies depending on services you are looking for. Location: 2 Locations (Merivale/Hunt Club & Bells Corners) (Incalls Only). Clean. Dis*creet. Upscale. Lots of free parking, plenty of fresh towels. ATM on site. Showers on-site and in each room) Availability This Week: Mon: 10am-7pm (Angels Touch) Tues: 10am-5:30pm (Angels Touch) Wed: 9am-11pm (Paradise Spa) Thurs: 9am-7pm (Paradise Spa) Fri: 10am-5:30pm (Angels Touch) Sat: 10am-2pm (Angels Touch) CALL. TEXT. EMAIL OR PM ME for more information or to book an appointment with me. 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) [email protected]

ahahahaha what's the sound of one had clapping? I'll have to charge up my batteries and enjoy myself for a few hours :D

I think every month since I was eleven has been my official month of masterbation!

Just a heads up, I have shaved the beard and don't smoke cigars anymore, but I still have the shirt, ladies love that shirt!

There are lots of options for what you seem to be looking for here in Ottawa. If you look in the massage only advertising section you can contact any of the lovely ladies there and inquire about there services. There are plenty of well appointed spas in Ottawa I myself would suggest either Angels Touch Massage or Paradise Spa, but there is also CMJ's ( they are not classified as a spa but as a private members club with a registration process) Oasis, Vibe or many wonderful independant ladies aswell. Hope you find what your lookin for. Any other questions please feel free to PM me and I will do my best to answer your questions. Kisses, XoXoXo

My highlight is actually of yesterday or last night really. Saw a notice that Malika is considering doing us the honour of her company in St. John's this summer. So excited! (Background: A while back I had a trip to Toronto planned and hoped to be visiting with Malika this week. A specialist medical appointment that I've been waiting on for months had an opening for the same time as my trip so I had to send someone else in my place. I've been quite bummed ever since as I have it on good authority that she is a dream to spend time with.)

While cuddling have some one caressing me running their finger tips softly over my legs up and down. Or my butt! Is actually something that relaxes me and helps me fall sleep in someones arms! Also gebtle kisses in the back of my nech. (Thta would have the opposite effect than previous touch lol)

I'm sorry for your loss. I too was like, never talked or shared my feelings. You hold it in until you can't, sometimes burst into tears when its too much. You often can't explain what you're feeling or find it difficult to discuss with the ones we love. I can assure you if you keep too much in for too long you are making it worse for yourself. I've learned that lesson the hard way, too much pain, stress and grief caused me to have a mental breakdown. What helped the most is talking. I found it easier to talk to complete strangers than family members. Cause who cares what they think of you, you don't have to ever see them again if you chose not to. Honestly cerb has helped me so much, there are so many kind and caring people here.

Happy birthday Boom Boom. I hope your day was filled with joy :) I apologize boomer if the date is wrong I just finished reading the rest of this post and the last birthday wishes were 09/26-27/12 so I'm not sure if its an error bringing this post up today, or maybe you get two birthdays, lol. Either way have a great one:)

Good advice ill keep it in mind

The Bodyguard Soundtrack ( 1992)

Hey guys my name is Sasha, I'm cute and petite 5 foot 4 120lbs Long black hair hazel bedroom eyes tanned perky B34 breasts... I'm fun and flirty and love to please... I'm easy going, open minded and my sensual relaxing massage will have you coming back for more... My location is Ottawa West End (Bells Corners) Call me at 6132192358 to book an appointment

Yes...well said. As people strive to be politically correct with this query, the post above saying beauty is subjective and beauty means everything sums it up well too. Of course, given a choice, my pick will always be to be with a pretty lady, and fortunately there are lots of them here on CERB to choose from.

Yes but wouldn't the person filming it be at risk too? In my experience both the MA and the client want the same amount of privacy and discretion. If you find someone who is game, each get a copy - sign a legal privacy agreement and if one does something... well at least you have something to go on. Trust and mutual respect is paramount.

Why is it that when I thought my ex-wife was calling my penis "Don Juan," what she was REALLY saying was "don't want?"

Any that study their history will know that Spring is the traditional starting time of war, and at my house it is no different, for it is this season when the enemy first begins to rear its yellow head. I am of course talking about dandelions. The weed is my eternal nemesis and I'm sure like other springs this one hall be witness to an epic battle (just wait for the Hollywood movie!) Actually, Old Dog's Patio Champagne room sounds more fun...

I love to take pics in the spring:) Cute little buds on trees, little ferns starting their journey in the woods, blossoms opening for the first time:) I just took a pic, Photo's by Miss Sophia:) Besides that, put the tunes on, drink champagne with blackberry juice, clean my car....( yes in my bikini, lol) Spend time with my dogs outside, as they suffered a long boring winter:) anything outdoors is good in my book!

I have had the double life feeling.., but at this moment I think i feel more like cdn traveller, ias an MA is just a part of my life i dont share with everyone, I have already lost friendships because i was honest and told them what my job was about, their decision was they coukd not be friends with me anymore, some of them i respect because it could affect them in their proffessional lives but even at that today i also have friends that do not care what i do..., then i have realized WHO MY REAL FRIENDS ARE... Being an MA does not make me less than anyone else, it was my choice, is what pays for my bills and puts food on my table... I still dont have to pubicly scream it, but at this point of people is to find out, it would not change my mind, is what i do and if they want to accept me great of not... Too!

My personal favorite soundtrack is from Garden State (2004). Zach Braff did a brilliant job putting the soundtrack together. It fitted the feel of the movie perfectly!!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0333766/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

The soundtrack to DRIVE gets a lot of play chez moi.

I don't know that I could name one of his films over the others in this regard, but I have to say one of Quentin Tarantino's biggest strengths is the music picks he includes in his movies. I also have to give a nod to Ravenous. The movie would not have been the same without that music; gives me chills! I'll second your nomination of Last of the Mohicans, and also offer up A Fistfull of Dollars, some of the Lord of the Rings tracks, and--why not?--even the bagpipes in Braveheart when I'm feeling like channeling my inner Scot (Ladies like a man in a kilt, right?)

GO HABS GO is right!!!! I've been going to see them since I was a little girl at the old forum and I love the Canadiens!! :) Hopefully they bring home the cup this year... it's been way too long!

This helpful and insightful advice for all newbies.

We all start somewhere.. But you are one of the luckyones and now you have found the light at the end of the tuner ;) As an MA I still advertiae in other sites, but to be honest, but I am a cerb lady, and I would not want it other wise... I think I do the adds on the other sites becuse there is.a few good apples that yet are to find Cerb... Clients and ladoes... And they need to be saved, ;)

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My mom allways made us cinnamon toast for breakfast when we were growing up ,I must have been a ravenous kid as I used to eat 8 pieces, so much sugar and on that white bread. No wonder I was so sleepy in school. But it was yummy though:)

I been with this girl once and now it's so hard to book with her, her schedule gets booked really fast-but to those who do experience her, its a real good time :) Cheers

I don't know if a Sp client review section is offered on this site, but I was thinking it might be a good thing to have. It would be similar to having client's give reviews of Sp's except it would be reversed with the Sp's writing about the clients instead! I know there is supposed to be a section on this site where Sp's can go to see if a client is a bad experience, but if there was a section where Sp's could go and see good reviews of clients too it would give them an idea of what to expect. All the Sp would need would be the clients CERB handle. If a Sp wrote a favourable review about their time with a client she could also PM him so that he knows too. Just a thought

I am.... and always will be a great admirer of the finely toned, athletic and Buff female body! Stacy of CMJ has that kind of body. She is gorgeous! To spend time in the shower with her soaping and washing her beautiful Nude body is not only sensually, mind blowinglly erotic ...!!!OMG....But, you just might find yourself admiring and appreciating her like a piece of fine art! She's an interesting young woman, she has a wonderful touch, a kind heart and she's a hell of a nice person! A quality lady! Highly reommended gentlemen! Hastings56

I think not my friend.. Your opening post (August 2012 and since removed) sort of outed this girl, she's hasn't been advertising for months and now you want members to pm you information about her.. Hmmmmm... very very suspicious (s.t.a.l.k.e.r. a.l.e.r.t)

I love a nice firm grab on my ass. And a kiss on the back of my neck.

A Christmas Story! I love this movie. I even bought a leg lamp for my front window this year.