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Before the members here get upset at you for some of your questions I am going to step in with some advise. You should probably spend some time reading past posts here as you would answer all your questions and not offend anyone. You will upset people here with comments like "Is it safe to go down on an SP or make out?". I assume by "Safe" your referring to STD/STI's and this is a silly question to ask that would be offensive to some. If you pick up a lady in a bar or a dating site or just in random it would be no less/more "SAFE" to go down on her. The fact that most SP's always use condoms for sex some would argue that it may statistically be safer but no one can back up claims. The truth of the mater is that anyone can have a STD/STI at any time and not even know it themselves. Educate yourself from HEALTH sites and know your risks (This is a general rule for life). Also, remember that SP's are not looking for "Friends outside of the business" sure it happens at times but don't every expect it. They are running business's and most people like to keep personal lives out of this line of work.

Hey, I know this is the last thing you want to hear but everything happens for a reason right :) I know things are hurting right now but with time, good company and friends you'll get through this. Keep your chin up, smile bright and try to think positive :) Pm me if you need to talk. I have big shoulders if you need some!

I,d just like to send out well wishes to those affected by the severe flooding in Alberta and let them know our thoughts and prayers are with them !

Let's hope Canada takes care of their own and sends emergency help, funds and medical care. It may not be a tsunami or tornado, but I sure hope the government sees the crisis and lends the hand here, as it does to so many other nations in crisis. Our poor neighbours! :-(

First of all, welcome to CERB! I don't know who to pick, and when, Do your research! Look up some Recommendations, check out girls' websites, PM them beforehand, look in the Ads section... there is a wealth of knowledge available to you to find the right person. I prefer out calls into my private apartment but I'm not so much familiar with the whole process There are many SPs who offer outcalls to apartments, but keep in mind if you are a new client some SPs may not be comfortable with this at first. Everyone is different, though, so again, talk it out! What would she expect before/once she gets there? This has been covered a lot, in many threads on this board. Some main points: Make Sure You Are CLEAN - Shower, brush your teeth, make sure your nails are trimmed, scrub/trim your junk, guzzle some mouthwash. Etc. BE POLITE - treat it like a date. Nice clients make for happy SPs, and happy SPs are good to their clients. PAY UPFRONT - offer the lady your envelope as soon as she walks in the door, or leave it on a table in front of her. Don't be offended if she counts it in front of you. DO NOT SHORTCHANGE - Duh. Do you give the donation before or after the service? Upfront. Always upfront. How do I know that she likes her job before booking an appointment? This is something you can never *really* know, but assume she does. You should know if you've spoken to her beforehand. And if not, you can always ask! Do you ever become friends with a SP? From my own experience, I can tell you personally I tend to develop a friendship with my clients, but I don't mix business and pleasure. My personal life is personal, and I don't see or date anyone who is or has been a client. Period. Is it ok to ask for ID before getting into something? because I heard a lot of stories about SP Reporting abuse against their clients (with all do respect to all the SP on the website) I would never show my ID to a client. I refuse outright to give my personal information, including my real name/last name, to anyone. I won't get into that can of worms, but first of all it would be rude and impolite to ask for, and second it's an invasion of the lady's privacy. I'm not that experienced so is there a lady that is specialized with non-experienced men? Most ladies have a knack for getting past your jitters - let her know in advance that you are inexperienced so she knows to take the lead. Is it safe to go down on an SP or make out? How do you know it's ever really "safe"? Even if you are in a monogamous relationship, you never *really* know what's happening behind closed doors. Take percautions, use protection, get tested. Hell, get tested before and after if it will make you feel better. And I'm the type of guy that likes to satisfy, so would it be easy to satisfy an SP? Again, you can never know that. Every person is different, every encounter is different, the chemistry between people is different. I know as a woman, some days are easier to cum than others, I get off with some people and not with others, some days honestly it's just too much work and I don't feel like it. That's something you can never guarantee. Hope that helps!

In my early 20's, a very wise man taught me the proper response to unsolicited input was "Your opinion of me is none of my business" and I have lived by it ever since and even when I don't say it out loud, I think it loud and clear. If I were a tattoo lover, it would be displayed in bold letters across my shoulders as it has served me well beyond my expectations. From this mantra flowed a new awareness of how I formed opinions of others that I challenge myself with to this day. I work daily at remembering that other peoples actions are not necessarily taken with direct thought as to how they affect me and often it isn't personal but is simply the suchness of life and making a judgement about it on my part is unnecessary. I explain often to people that I believe the brain is an organ designed to do a job. It thinks, like a heart pumps blood or lungs extract oxygen and to always be aware that your thoughts are not who you are. Our brains are spectacular computers that if properly controlled can change our worlds in an instant but most people choose to believe that their thoughts are a tangible reality when in fact thoughts are simply energy flowing thru well developed circuits and we need to remember that judgements, opinions and beliefs are all an illusion and transient by nature because more often than not they were developed by our brain with only self in mind and without awareness or direction. By not defining ourselves or others we allow the opportunity for authentic interaction to take place and everyone benefits from it. When I ask someone "Tell me about yourself, who are you?", it is telling to me when they answer with content answers like their age, job, where they live or whatever it is they believe makes them who they are. I always know I've found a true kindred spirit when they respond with answers that are not content based and they see that who we are is really unknowable as it's an ever evolving process... cat p.s. These words are babbling before coffee. Next time I'll have the coffee first!

So, that's what the difference is then. General Member (<100 Posts) = 200 SERVICE PROVIDER/Paid Advertiser = 500 Senior Member (100+ Posts) = 1000 Elite Member (500+ Posts) = 2500

Yes that's how I always get them lolol with the ass up face down position...I guess its just the view of the ass and being able to grab a hold of her hips while pounding that pretty pussy...I like a little slap on the ass every now and then too...

I noticed that when I got to Senior Member my limit went from 200 to 1,000. (combined Inbox, sent and kept PM's) It does seem wierd that the ladies would have a smaller limit of 500. After all, the ladies get a ton more PM's than I ever would.

I purrsonally don't see why more people don't give specific answers on these threads, and I see nothing wrong or offensive with these types of questions. This IS a board to learn about the providers available, and what better way to learn more? Our men write reviews, this is a quick way to say "I had the most intense time with xxx", or "the most sensual time with xxx", etc. I've seen some gentlemen who have not chosen to write a recommendation about me, but have chosen to about others. And I'm sure those who wrote about me haven't written about every single girl they see. And I think it's because, some people click better than others do - it's human nature! Sexual chemistry at times can be low, other times it's sparking in the air - we're all adults here, I'm sure we know that because one lady is someone's favourite, doesn't mean she'll be everyones. Saying a particular lady/encounter stood out to you does not mean the others didn't, and not mentioning someone you've seen does not mean your time was negative. I for one know that there are some orgasms I will just never, ever forget... but I'll also admit a double standard here, because where those orgasms came from is just something I will never tell ;)

I'm a companion. I offer companionship rather than provide services. Sometimes I refer to myself as a "paid companion" or "professional companion." I use the word "courtesan" in advertising occasionally. I have no problem with the word "prostitute," but others find it off-putting or reductionist and so I use it mostly when making a particular point about my work or our industry. The gentlemen I see are my guests or visitors. If I'm talking about some aspect of our profession, I generally refer to them as clients because that's a way to be clear about things like professional boundaries and expectations.

I have guests... cat

I should have commented about this too.... The abuse to clients (Blackmail, extortion and such nasty things) you do hear about it because only BAD things hit the news. This is NOT the norm but if your not careful it can happen! Many customers are named "John" and many use "Hobby Phones" ... especially if they TOFTT (Hire a lady with no recommendations - especially off the free classified ad sites where you find most of the bad apples mixed in with the good ladies)... here at cerb we try to remove all the bad apples that wonder into our domain as quickly as possible. In any business you have bad people, this business attracts more then other business's due to the nature of it and the bad stereotypes that for many years were enforced by the media... (before the Internet) sites like cerb are here to help find the good ones and beat those nasty stereotypes and shine a light on the positive side of our industry! AGE however if in question (the lady MUST be 18 or older or your in a world of trouble!) if her age is in question ask for her to prove her age with ID, she can cover her name and address with tape or even a finger... you want to see her photo and her DOB and if you have any feeling like she is underage you should RUN away!!!!

Its awful and devastating for anyone to experience natural disaters. Last year it was drought, this year flooding. I believe its all to do with climate change and the damage we are causing on this planet. In saying that, no one should suffer, very sad, especially for the animals as they are usually left behind to fend for themselves:( http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/as-soldiers-deploy-redford-urges-albertans-to-heed-evacuation-orders-1.1335330

TODAY 10-11 Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out.. RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A nautarlist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy I am petite but my presence and personality are larger than life. I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Fridays 10 am to 11 pm Sundays 10 am to 9 pm Providing sessions full of sensuality with no strings attached Exclusively @ Angels

ummm... yeah. What they said. I mean this in the nicest, friendliest way possible, but the drive-thru here is closed. You'll have to come in and pick out your own donuts. :)

I agree with Mod and other posters in the spirit that education and information are your best allies. Familiarize yourself with the discussions on this board. A lot of subjects have been covered over the years and during that time, opinions have evolved. You have some interesting reading ahead. Enjoy. I for one, won't get upset with anyone if they ask earnest questions. You gotta start somewhere, right? I like to think we can ask questions here without getting flamed. Ask & many here will render an honest & frank opinion. Opinions may not be 100% right or happy, but hey, we're all human, yes? Play safe. Respect yourself. Respect others.

Live Shows, Special Guests, New Ladies ..... Today is our Summer Solstice Toga Party NOT TO BE MISSED Where else can you watch women frolic in their Togas? Where else can you be hand fed grapes drink wine and imagine yourself as a Roman God? Where else can you have pagan Goddesses seduce you with their innate talents and read your future and celebrate your life? We've out done ourselves again... with special guests and live shows featuring the gorgeous and very talented Annessa from CERB & Ottawa based psychic Vitoria @ 12, 2, 5 & 9 Party Schedule: Sephora 12pm - Close Alexxxis 12pm - Close Courtney 2pm - Close Audrey 4pm - 9pm Denise 10am - 4pm & 8pm - Close Mandy 12pm - Close Stacy 4pm - Close Justine 4pm - 12am Kiki 12pm - Close Nadja 10am - 4pm SEE SITE for hostess name: 11am-10pm Cassie 4pm - Close Monica 4pm - Close Lilith 2pm - 12am Special Guest - a gorgeous and successful Indy MA 7pm till close (check site to see who) Discounted Delectable Duos, and Mouth Watering Mixed Trifectas New Hostess, Brittney Super sexy busty brunette New Hostess, Priya A head turning exotic New Hostess, Paradise: A stunning popular dancer Open to ALL MEMBERS NON MEMBERS MUST RSVP to get on the guest list

Danielle My heart goes out to you. You are hurting now because you are grieving. But the pain will go away with time and you will be left with memories. And don't worry about venting. This is a very supportive community that cares about one another. Here's a supportive hug for you Take care RG

On my way out soon to my hotel room. Currently packing my stuff, and thinking which should I bring..the red fishnet body stocking or the black lace one....:boobies:

Danielle, sorry to hear.. been down that road myself so I can sympathize. If it's any consolation, know that everything happens for a reason and people also come in and out of your life for a reason. You may not see it now but this breakup is fresh and in time you will know the real reason why it happened the way it did as you are most likely destined for other great things. Take the time now to focus on taking care of yourself. :)

Nasty, naughty X'es :p XTC - Senses Working Overtime

I now realize after the 2 years I've been here that nearly all hobbyist's I meet want a mutually satisfying experience, thank god! I love it and get excited at the thought of a man wanting to come by and explore my body while I explore his. The sensations are wild, hot and delicious, never should anyone EVER feel guilty about enjoying anything so natural and beautiful. My favorite position now is laying back while a man slides his cock down my throat as he fucks my pussy with a dildo and plays with my clit. How lucky are we to get paid for such exciting scenarios! Feel guilty NEVER, enjoy, ALWAYS! :)

That's a pretty awesome result, given how low the vaccination rate was. Now, if only we could get parents to be realistic about the fact that their kids are probably not going to refrain from doing any more than holding hands in a suitably chaste manner before their wedding day...

The obvious and only correct answer is typing this response to your thread. ;))

Just paid a train ticket for a good friend, lent my apartment keys toa friend that need to get away from a pesky girlfriend while I am in Ottawa, drink wine, dyeing my hair purple, blue, pink

I am TOTALLY seeing the fairness here... TBH I think SP/MA are receiving way more PM than the hobbiests...

I must have seen a dozen escorts and there are only two whom I would want to see again... Naughty and Sexxy Adryanna. Definitively on my list to see soon are Meg for Fun, Cleo Catra, and Nicole and Madison.

I'm also in the majority age 42 Two older kids Software engineer

This I know to be true. I have many many military friends both male and female and must say the majority cheat or have cheated while deployed or Td to a ship out of there area. My first ever "client" was back in my first year of school, I met him while waitressing at a diner he frequented. He gave me his business card and it went from there and continued for my entire bachelors associate's degree ( four years.) He was a family court lawyer. Engineers are topping the list? Humm. Good food fo though SteveyK. Great post doll ')

Moral of the story "do not try this at home" LOL RG

Glad to see you are back. We will definitly have to get together.. Wanna check check out those dimples of yours!! Oh, those dimples, brings back some awesome memories!!

My dear, when asked who is the best (no matter the context), best has the ultimate meaning of BEST! Not one's best but THE best which can only be determined by ultimately comparing the lot. Would who was your favorite not be more in context with the cerb mantra? I am not posting this, or my last post, for disparaging reasons but to mainly point out that by the wording the op could be less negative to the ladies; who is your least favorite would be just as sad. If I were to post "who is your best client in ottawa" would there not be negative comments?

happy birthday Taylor, wish you all the best.

Lexy, sounds like fun. I doubt I will be able to attend, but I do wish you the best!

I'm very relieved to know that dear friends in Calgary are high and dry, able to offer a home to others who have been displaced by the floods. Other good friends in Canmore are okay, working hard at an emergency shelter in a local church. I'm glad I don't live in southern Alberta, but thinking more about the Big Quake that's overdue here....

We all have mornings like that but I have, particularly one, dog that will never allow that to happen. She'll scratch at the blankets lick my face, whine and jump up and down on me if I don't rise and shine at the same time -her time! So I'd love a day I could stay in bed and lounge, sleep or you know;)

I ve been waiting for the Summer for sooo many weeks now hehe I am 100% a Summer and Sunshine person .., I feel more energetic and Happy all the time .. There is only one thing that worries me thou.. I tend to drink a lot more Beer and white wine and lately into these Palm Bay drinks OMG ... I m gonna need to excersice more to not gain those extra pounds LOL

I think it's a great idea. Part of the proceeds may go to charities too! It's not just the picture alone that gives people the fine... The picture is simply sent to the authorities in real-time and a parking officer who is on-call at the time is dispatched to go verify and actually physically give out the ticket. I have no issue with the city (of who the vast majority are law abiding citizens) profiting off people who are breaking the law and inconveniencing handicapped drivers, or potentially endangering people and property by parking in front of a fire hydrant. Better to make extra cash off them, than the law-abiding taxpayers, IMO. Unless someone is parking illegally and being inconsiderate to others, then no one is taking their money.

i don't have any problems with this, especially for handicapped parking spots or maybe in front of a fire hydrant...quick and easy way for reporting it. I get irritated when this happens. As for the gov getting more money from it, don't park illegally, pretty simple to me and if you do you get dinged. I'm sure there are ways to mitigate it, if it is abused.

sitting here naked checking my emails

I am having a beer, thinking about Exotic Touch Danielle laying back relaxing in a hot steamy bath with her feet up and legs spread apart mmmmmm.

Looks like an evolutionary step after self-checkout. Heck, some republican (Rubio?) was pushing for self-deportation of illegals, so why not crowd-sourcing violation tickets. Next up, self-serve prostate exams? Oh, wait...

Missionary always ranks high for me. But my favourite position is a rear entry, similar to doggy. Her body is face down, a pillow used to raise her hips. Her legs are straight and together. And I penetrate from behind obviously. I don't know what it is about this position, but I feel less human and more animal, like all I want to do is hump her (and the only position I feel comfortable using the word hump). I get to see her beautiful neck and back in front of me to nibble or whatever feels right at the time. Oh, and there is a lot of skin-skin contact. Feels uh-may-zing. Kinda similar to this - http://www.sexinfo101.com/jockey.shtml Except my position is a bit different from the guys, I usually keep my legs straight too. But I'll try his way next time. Akthough I'd like to try this next time - http://www.sexinfo101.com/prisonguard.shtml

Doggystyle all the way ;) It feels great and its pretty naughty for me ;)

Maybe you should charge the government for getting to screw you twice:)

You post a poll, that you know will be controversial, in the hope that some other misguided souls will jump on your bandwagon or that the rest of us will bow down to your all-seeing wisdom. You started something you admit would be inflammatory, and then you get condescending to those who have real opinions that differ from yours, or who don't have enough "time in" as we used to say in the army. Your sophistry has no place here. I feel so sorry for people who have the misfortune to have you as a teacher. But I guess a bad example is better than no example at all. They could learn what not to be.