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I don't mean to hijack this thread, and for that, I apologize Empty83. I simply wanted to address this concern by RyleeLove. Rylee, everyone practices safer sex differently, and we (at least I hope I can speak collectively here) do not tolerate judgment about these types of practices on CERB. The only safe sex is no sex at all, which isn't very fun. That being said, people (be they SPs or not) make educated decisions about their sexual health and evaluate risk based on a huge array of factors. Is it possible to get an STI from unprotected oral sex? Yes. However, the statistics are incredibly low, and there are various things people can do to mitigate that risk. It's definitely not a safe sex nono. It might be for you, but not for all. In terms of the original question, I find it very sexy when a partner achieves orgasm, no matter how that happens :) Personally, I don't offer some of the acronyms listed there, but it's definitely hot to see both men and women orgasm.

I for one absolutely love cumshots! There's just something naughty about it like we're stars in our very own private porn flick! Not to mention how great it is for the skin! If i don't get to see it, your orgasm was a waste, imo. ;)

I don't find it degrading at all :) It's just as sexy as my mess all over his chin! ;)

I have to say as a guy who loves Discovery Channels Shark Week, and with a passion for studying things that involve sharks.. I was excited to see a post about it! That was until I saw this thread and practically died laughing. Well played ladies, well played ;)

Bigass amplifiers 'cause sometimes music needs to be ear shattering! :p Also, any sort of refrigeration device 'cause warm beer sucks!

Nat + CERB = procrastination too! I love spending time reading threads and discussing thoughts and ideas. It's such an engaging forum, I find it difficult to concentrate on more menial tasks sometimes! CERB and masturbation are great ways to procrastinate. ;)

Happy Birthday to another great member and contributor of Cerb, jafo105, hope you enjoy your day!

Come enjoy a sensual massage by me in the west end today...Don't miss your chance and pre book now ;) ...5'2 long blonde hair...with natural 34Cs.... available from 11-7 XO Recos http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=124971&highlight=courtney

HAd round two with this fine nubile queen today...same great experience. She fucked my brains out! Left tired and satisfied. I'll see her again when she returns.

Welcome to cerb. I hope this works for you. Keep in mind though...it takes a lot more than loving sex to make a good SP. All the best to you & I hope you're around for a long time.

I love everything about cum shots...the more cum the better...love the feeling of cum squirting in my mouth...feeling the cock throbbing, pearl necklace, COB...and to hear a man cum...oh my! even hotter!!! so gents...let it out in every sense of the word! the only place i do not enjoy cum is on my face...IMO I feel its degrading...but that just me! ;)

This settles the matter IMO :)

Can someone please tell me to get off CERB and go pack a box...HAHA! I'm moving in a week. And what am I doing? Reading threads, nodding my head in appreciation, smiling, laughing all in a room that looks quite frankly like a tonrnado hit it. UGH! And still...here I am.... Somebody help!! Or better yet, somebody pack for me and I will keep reading then have a nap! :icon_lol:

Kennedy says nice web site; still such a classy lady.

Hahaha .... Yes.... WestJet loves when I have a boner cause I ring dingle them and pop on over over the great lakes to Ottawa it seems lately ;) I need a plane !!! I shall name it "Boner"

If I'm ever out Winnipeg way, I know who to call ;) Likewise, if you're ever in Toronto, you know who to call :)

Well as the saying goes, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". What one find attractive and a turn on, others will not. You cant please everyone - so best to please ones self. Through the years I have had a variety of different styles and tried many options. When I did not show my face, I was topless in many photos, and as time went on all I got was people asking for face shots. When I came back into the biz, I decided for a new approach with showing my face and never being fully nude in any photos (i still get the emails asking for a nude shot) No matter what type of photos you take, someone will always ask for more. I find that if you are happy and confident with your photos you will attract the ones you wish to visit with.. There will always be tire kickers and photo stalkers, but as anything in life that is part of it.

Ladies ad's are or should reveal part of their personality. Therefore my belief, is that the ad's that I review, are all written very well and certainly arouse my attention. All ladies do a excellent job of grabbing our attention. Continue on ladies! You've ALL sparked my interest.

This morning while I drink my coffee and read the boards here, I?m struck by how many complaints we have about the guys who take advantage of some aspect of our services and then treat us badly. There are active discussions about men who: Try to negotiate or bargain clearly-stated non-negotiable fees Try to pay less than the agreed fee after they arrive Try to get services that were not agreed on before the date Complain about our screening questions Don?t bother to take a shower, brush their teeth or trim their nails before seeing us Assume that we're likely to rob them Threaten to write bad reviews and/or aren?t believed when they write good ones Insult us, our need for safety and even our looks when we don?t give in to what they demand No one is forced to read our ads and websites, look at our photos, contact us, discuss our services with us, or meet with us. It?s all voluntary and initiated by the client. The client has needs, feelings, preferences and curiosity, but why do so many refuse to take responsibility for themselves? What they express as anger, self-righteous indignation and personal entitlement is really projected self-hatred. I want to sit these men down and say: If you don?t want to see a paid companion, don?t do it. If you decide to seek out a companion, that's your decision. What you want is not what everyone else may want. That?s usually a wonderful thing. Recognize that we?re not like cheap candy that you can buy daily. We?re more like fine dining to be enjoyed occasionally. Plan accordingly. If someone?s prices are too high for you, either wait until you can afford her, or find someone else. Meanwhile, don't blame her for your lack of funds. Recognize that she charges what the market will bear. That means that there are plenty of others who can afford to see her. Always be polite and considerate. No matter what. Even if you feel confused, disappointed or insulted, be polite. Remember that companions are human beings, just like you. We have needs, desires, dreams and things we?re worried about or afraid of, just as you do. We will protect both your health and our own. Fair is fair. If you're worried about your safety, know that she's concerned about her safety, too. No matter who or how important you are or think you are, the one who is taking the most risks is always the companion. Always. Relax.

Happy birthday Jafo105, and all the best for you.

Congratulations Toklat77 on the 100 post milestone Looking forward to your next 100 posts RG

pennis- sir lance a lot

Wishing you a day full of fun, happiness and may lots of friends and loved ones surround you;)

Happy Birthday Jafo!!!! Hope you are having a wonderful day.

As Notch said, Jafo is a great member and a also great person with a big heart so Jafo I wish you a wonderful day :)

Chrystal is close. She tours Canada. She is 5' 11" and loves her high heels. I have visited with her a few times and she now always wears spike heels to intentionally make me feel like a midget damnitt !! ha She is a fun girl. chrystalelitecompanion.com

Have a fantastic birthday filled with all the lovely and sexy things you desire! Enjoy yourself!

What kind of talk is this?

Book Keissy, you wont be disappointed, she is one amazing lady!!!!

Sexy man....and a kitten! life is good.

Having had the pleasure of meeting Jade, it seems to me that Jade + cerb = amazingly good times! :)

First time getting fully hard since my Heart attack!!! Thank you Youpor... : D

Short skirts, dresses and shorts, less clothing beautifully tanned women. What's not to love about Summer time :) I'm a very active person so summer time means sports, tanning on the beach. Long drives in the Stang and even more hanging outdoors. God I lovs it. I feel a thousand times more energetic, happy and horny during this time of year. ( I swear I'm living in the wrong country, haha)

The magic stick!!! Or for her I have to say I hear the Pink taco a lot.

You can watch the proceedings here: http://scc-csc-gc.insinc.com/en/clip.php?url=c%2F486%2F1938%2F201306130500wv150en%2C001Content-Type%3A+text%2Fhtml%3B+charset%3DISO-8859-1

Hence this thread as I do sometimes wonder how many are wanking off instead of visiting? That's okay too as I am a giving person, lol, so if I've given some guys something to wank off to all I hope is they enjoyed it;) The pictures I post are done to give the gentlemen who view them an idea of my looks, liked or not. What, should they decide to visit, will be available to them. I'm not taking pictures to be creative, artistic, to win awards or kudo's. That could be possible if I so desired as I'm extremely creative and artistically inclined, but that's not my approach, nor my goal not for cerb anyway. My pics are to attract sex partners, and that goal is being met:)

It is the same location, but a completely new owner, staff and point of view. It takes a while to build up clientele but it is a great club. Many lovely CERB ladies dance there. Tequila Tuesdays all summer are usually rocking as are Fridays. There is an amateur night this coming Saturday as well.

While i'm pretty much glued to my smartphone and the net (they're great to pick up news on the go or pay bills, do a bit of research), being recently away from it all for a week made me just slow down and relax. I hadn't read a complete book for a long while. Its just great feeling to set those aside once in a while. I have to admit, though, having my entire music collection on my laptop is great; it makes it easy to find something without thumbing through a pile of cd's. Having grown up with tv, I've dumped cable a few months ago and am quite happy to be living without it. I've never much seen the use of some of the technological gadgets out there (especially those with a 1000 and 1 options), a few simple items will do the job for me.

PVR! I'm a big TV nerd and I work nights (when all the best shows are on) and I can't even remember what life was like without it! I can't remember the last time I watched a commercial (aside from live sports which really should be viewed live)! That is the one thing I couldn't live without. Don't get me wrong, I like my iPhone and my iPad and Internet porn just fine but if I had to choose one (tech) thing it would be my HDTV with PVR.

Dessijatt is a legitimate pooner. I have seen him years ago, numerous times. Not recently. What you don't understand that he isn't from Canada, and has trouble with English. Hence no reviews. He has trouble with acronyms and reading in between the lines. I can easily see how he can be viewed otherwise, but language is an issue. It is hard for him to get appointments. He pursued me before I relented and he is a very nice, wonderful, gentlemen. For what my word counts for, anyhow. No man deserves a bad experience. Even the assholes that I have FIRED. SD

Find an established SP in the area that will act as a surrogate house mom. Every new provider should listen to the sage advice of someone that has been in the business for a while!

arejayell + anything = procrastination. I would gladly do something for someone else then do what is needed for me. Although with the weather being so nice and since you have so many offers already, Jade, I will not be available to help you pack or move. You see, there's a loaf of bread and jar of peanut butter that I have to deal with first. Check up on Cerb. Put fresh air in my bike tires. Check up on Cerb. Have some blueberry pie and ice cream. Check and see if someone visited my profile on Cerb. The list goes on. Good luck with that move thing. :icon_biggrin:

I see everyone has gotten worked up about posting animal butts so I will post one that I know will first and foremost adhere to the rules/policies of Cerb while also appeal to the majority of ladies tastes in general and not some hairy ass. The thread is entitled "Best Bums on the Planet ( or at Least on Cerb) and since I can't take pictures of a hot client's ass, I will post one sexy butt here. Hey, us ladies can dream too right?

GET ME A BUCKET!!! I watched it. Did anyone notice Matt Frewer was in it? I never noticed that before. He was the office guy who jumped out the window. For those who don't know who Matt Frewer is ... He was Max Headrom in the 80's (Recently he played in Eureka and Alice) The classroom with the fold out bed ... I so want that bad in my spare bedroom! OMG that would be funny!

Ahhh, the ?tipping? debate! I noticed there was a decided void in SP response so I will take a minute to share my thoughts? From an agency girl perspective, tipping is often a way to generate extra income because after they pay the agency and the driver, they usually end up on the short end of the stick. 10 years ago, I ran for an agency, we collected $260 for an hour, with $110 going to the house, $40-$100 to the driver depending on where the visit was located, which left me maximum of $110 with as little as $10 in my pocket. With a $15 book on fee and mandatory car cell phone fees of $25 per night, I needed 3 full fees per night to make working worthwhile, God forbid I get credit card calls, which somehow always worked out us getting nothing. We were not allowed to refuse a call so we had to find creative ways to ensure we were paid. Tipping for extra service was the only way to keep our heads above water. The nice thing was that we had a shift, we worked, and we went home and had a life. That said, it was unfair to the guest who would end up with less than what he expected because he was not prepared for the extra fees. Independents are in a slightly different boat. We usually have a higher upfront fee, but we also assume ALL the costs incurred, which is far more than many realize. If we charged what we feel we should to get our ROI, the protests would be heard long and loud. Many Indies have a smaller bottom line than an ambitious girl at a well run agency. So when it comes to tips, many things need to be considered. In the south, SP's are tipped much in the same manner as a restaurant. Anyone walking a restaurant wouldn?t consider walking out without leaving a tip if everything was satisfactory. I tip everyone in the service industry, from the girl who washes my hair, to the man at Suny?s who pumps my gas because a little bit from many adds up at the end of the day. Flowers and trinkets are lovely in thought, but a girl can?t deposit wilted stems into an RRSP, and my bank doesn?t seem to take dildos, massage oil, garter belts or silk stockings on deposit -go figure! As Joyful C has so wisely stated, most SP?s live a fragile existence financially. We provide an illusion of playful luxury for our guests benefit, but rest assured, 90% of the time it is smoke and mirrors. Behind the scenes we struggle to pay our bills, put diapers on our babies and try to take care of those we love, all the while working on a way to get to a normal existence if that does in fact even exist. An extra $20 from each client equals a full appointment by the end of the week, and at the end of the month that pays the cell phone, buys the groceries and lets us take the little ones away for the weekend after we have paid both rents (home and incall), all our advertising, babysitters, hydro, car repairs, personal maintenance and the same expenses everyone else has. Not to mention the monthly payments on augmentation, lifts, tucks and anything else to keep us up to the exceptionally high standards expected if we want to continue making money in this arena. There are few SP?s who can keep up the daily client service to ensure long term financial viability in this business because of the emotional and physical toll this business extracts which sometimes means extended time offs to get our heads, hearts and bodies back in order. We have no paid holidays, benefits or paid personal days. If there is a crisis that forces us to take time off, we lose money and clients which often means we work regardless of illness, pain or any other of lifes challenges. Each SP has her own reasons for working, but the universal element is that we all are trying to achieve some sort of financial stability. I never expect tips, and I can count on one hand how many I have received since my arrival in Canada because of the nature of the business here. Hate to tell you guys, but Canadian men are not known for their generous nature, they rank a close second to Germans in this realm (I think the outlandishly high taxes inflicted in both countries has something to do with it!). I would never expect a tip from guests that have me on retainer, I see them weekly. But unless you are going to be a bankable commodity in a SP?s life, a tip relative to the quality of service is a sure way to say thank you and have her know you mean it... Catherine