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I don't mean to hijack this thread, and for that, I apologize Empty83. I simply wanted to address this concern by RyleeLove. Rylee, everyone practices safer sex differently, and we (at least I hope I can speak collectively here) do not tolerate judgment about these types of practices on CERB. The only safe sex is no sex at all, which isn't very fun. That being said, people (be they SPs or not) make educated decisions about their sexual health and evaluate risk based on a huge array of factors. Is it possible to get an STI from unprotected oral sex? Yes. However, the statistics are incredibly low, and there are various things people can do to mitigate that risk. It's definitely not a safe sex nono. It might be for you, but not for all. In terms of the original question, I find it very sexy when a partner achieves orgasm, no matter how that happens :) Personally, I don't offer some of the acronyms listed there, but it's definitely hot to see both men and women orgasm.

I for one absolutely love cumshots! There's just something naughty about it like we're stars in our very own private porn flick! Not to mention how great it is for the skin! If i don't get to see it, your orgasm was a waste, imo. ;)

I don't find it degrading at all :) It's just as sexy as my mess all over his chin! ;)

I have to say as a guy who loves Discovery Channels Shark Week, and with a passion for studying things that involve sharks.. I was excited to see a post about it! That was until I saw this thread and practically died laughing. Well played ladies, well played ;)

Bigass amplifiers 'cause sometimes music needs to be ear shattering! :p Also, any sort of refrigeration device 'cause warm beer sucks!

Nat + CERB = procrastination too! I love spending time reading threads and discussing thoughts and ideas. It's such an engaging forum, I find it difficult to concentrate on more menial tasks sometimes! CERB and masturbation are great ways to procrastinate. ;)

Happy Birthday to another great member and contributor of Cerb, jafo105, hope you enjoy your day!

Come enjoy a sensual massage by me in the west end today...Don't miss your chance and pre book now ;) ...5'2 long blonde hair...with natural 34Cs.... available from 11-7 XO Recos http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=124971&highlight=courtney

HAd round two with this fine nubile queen today...same great experience. She fucked my brains out! Left tired and satisfied. I'll see her again when she returns.

Welcome to cerb. I hope this works for you. Keep in mind though...it takes a lot more than loving sex to make a good SP. All the best to you & I hope you're around for a long time.

I love everything about cum shots...the more cum the better...love the feeling of cum squirting in my mouth...feeling the cock throbbing, pearl necklace, COB...and to hear a man cum...oh my! even hotter!!! so gents...let it out in every sense of the word! the only place i do not enjoy cum is on my face...IMO I feel its degrading...but that just me! ;)

This settles the matter IMO :)

Can someone please tell me to get off CERB and go pack a box...HAHA! I'm moving in a week. And what am I doing? Reading threads, nodding my head in appreciation, smiling, laughing all in a room that looks quite frankly like a tonrnado hit it. UGH! And still...here I am.... Somebody help!! Or better yet, somebody pack for me and I will keep reading then have a nap! :icon_lol:

Kennedy says nice web site; still such a classy lady.

Hahaha .... Yes.... WestJet loves when I have a boner cause I ring dingle them and pop on over over the great lakes to Ottawa it seems lately ;) I need a plane !!! I shall name it "Boner"

If I'm ever out Winnipeg way, I know who to call ;) Likewise, if you're ever in Toronto, you know who to call :)

Well as the saying goes, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". What one find attractive and a turn on, others will not. You cant please everyone - so best to please ones self. Through the years I have had a variety of different styles and tried many options. When I did not show my face, I was topless in many photos, and as time went on all I got was people asking for face shots. When I came back into the biz, I decided for a new approach with showing my face and never being fully nude in any photos (i still get the emails asking for a nude shot) No matter what type of photos you take, someone will always ask for more. I find that if you are happy and confident with your photos you will attract the ones you wish to visit with.. There will always be tire kickers and photo stalkers, but as anything in life that is part of it.

Ladies ad's are or should reveal part of their personality. Therefore my belief, is that the ad's that I review, are all written very well and certainly arouse my attention. All ladies do a excellent job of grabbing our attention. Continue on ladies! You've ALL sparked my interest.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Its taken me a couple weeks to come up with words to describe Zoe and I'm still having issues. I've seen Zoe a couple of occasions now, seems to be a Friday afternoon habit of sorts. All I can say is what a great way to end the work week by spending time with a long legged blond bombshell that has the GND innocence. The first meeting with Zoe was easy to set up even with some location issues we had but once we had a spot picked she was there before waiting in a nice little summer dress. Conversation was just like two old friends which put all nerves at ease. Having just finished work I needed to jump through the rinse cycle and next thing i knew it was a shower for two which just got everything going. From that point I knew this was going to be great and the hour would fly by and it did. I'm not going to go into detail but guys when this 6' beauty wants to play be prepared, I quickly set up our next engagement once the festivities were done. Our second meeting was much the same as the first, an hour of bliss is the best way to describe it. Zoe now has her place set up so in central Kingston so it was easy to find and like our first meeting she was waiting for me. Kingston should be very thankful that Zoe spends as much time here as she does. She is a real person who truly loves what she does and will put the biggest smile on your face after your encounter....you will be back for more and she will become your addiction.

Stampeders-Sweet City Woman RG

Hope you have yourself one fantastic birthday!!!! :D

Happy birthday Jafo105, and all the best for you.

For me its the ''girls''...as for my pussy...hmmm...I'll have to think of something...she's not baptise yet lol...any suggestion? I just call it ''her'' I'm making ''her'' feel good :p or a gent is ;)

Congrats hunnie ! :)

I have referred to my fifth digit as Mr. Happy or Wally the wonderous wiggle worm. But usually I just call it (him) O'Jesus, as in "O'Jesus, O'Jesus, here I come, I'm almost there!" Or "O'Jesus don't stop". It's my of encouraging the little fella.

pennis- sir lance a lot

To a funny, thoughtful and kind gentlemen, congrats on your first 100, looking forward to many more of your posts:)

I'd like to join in the celebration! :) Have a great day.

For my penis and balls I refer to them has Jim and the twins or little Johnson.

I lived in England for a while and have always been partial to "meat and two veg". For a more complete list: As for breasts, I can't get further than "bewbs" without being too distracted to continue.

When I was younger, our microwave was on top of the fridge/freezer, and one time I guess my head was elsewhere and I put the ice cream away in the microwave instead of the freezer. I didn't turn it on, but I just left it there with the door closed, and no one noticed until hours later. It was one of those old paper box cartons that ice cream used to regularly come in. It was quite the mess, LOL :)

I have an IUS (hormonal IUD) - bam! no periods! :D

You can watch the proceedings here: http://scc-csc-gc.insinc.com/en/clip.php?url=c%2F486%2F1938%2F201306130500wv150en%2C001Content-Type%3A+text%2Fhtml%3B+charset%3DISO-8859-1

Funny, Me and my wife have just started looking for the same thing. we signed up to aff and got a membership. So far it looks like the best route.

I usually just use hotwire to book. always a decent hotel for under 100

Does this count??? Well it's a guy covered in chocolate and candies, doesn't that make him eye candy RG

Personal reflections after one full year as a sex worker. The past year, where I am now and where I'm going. http://www.blogasms.xxx/2013/06/june-22-2013.html

I visited Grace in the middle of an April snowstorm. When I went in, I discovered that the massage table was in the front room with a curtain separating it from the family having a TV lunch. I have learned to my sorrow that if I feel even a little uncomfortable about the situation then I should leave now so I went back out, explaining to Grace that I didn't do massages in public. Just as well as some of you found she doesn't do HE.

She's here, she's hot, she's lovely and I had a fabulous time for the over an hour that I spent with her. Pics are bang on and I love her dimples on her lower back. Loved the encouragement during sex; I've always said lie to me and I'll keep coming back. Everything safe and a great time. Highly recommended.

Went to sleep watching a movie on the couch.... and woke up three hours later in excruciating pain. I am not sure, but I do believe that at some point during the 3 hours of sleep, a demon came into my home and tried to forcibly push my right shoulder through my neck. It was the first time my physio-advisor felt my shoulder/neck and said, "Holy shit."

I completely concur. In this day and age when we, at least in the west, have been bombarded with ads promoting soaps and other hygiene products, I find it absolutely incredible that men and women still wander about smelling like neanderthals. It's not that difficult. Shower. Anti-perspirant. Clean clothes. Repeat. If you have to give a shirt the "nose test" you are doing it wrong. CLEAN clothes. Same goes for the boxers, briefs, or thong. Wear it once. Put it in the laundry hamper and keep it there until it has been laundered. In a world where YMMV prevails, you sure as hell don't want to be left curbside when you have a Ferrari waiting for you. Stinky is not sexy... and that Ferrari wants to be driven by a sexy person. ;)

Ahhh, the ?tipping? debate! I noticed there was a decided void in SP response so I will take a minute to share my thoughts? From an agency girl perspective, tipping is often a way to generate extra income because after they pay the agency and the driver, they usually end up on the short end of the stick. 10 years ago, I ran for an agency, we collected $260 for an hour, with $110 going to the house, $40-$100 to the driver depending on where the visit was located, which left me maximum of $110 with as little as $10 in my pocket. With a $15 book on fee and mandatory car cell phone fees of $25 per night, I needed 3 full fees per night to make working worthwhile, God forbid I get credit card calls, which somehow always worked out us getting nothing. We were not allowed to refuse a call so we had to find creative ways to ensure we were paid. Tipping for extra service was the only way to keep our heads above water. The nice thing was that we had a shift, we worked, and we went home and had a life. That said, it was unfair to the guest who would end up with less than what he expected because he was not prepared for the extra fees. Independents are in a slightly different boat. We usually have a higher upfront fee, but we also assume ALL the costs incurred, which is far more than many realize. If we charged what we feel we should to get our ROI, the protests would be heard long and loud. Many Indies have a smaller bottom line than an ambitious girl at a well run agency. So when it comes to tips, many things need to be considered. In the south, SP's are tipped much in the same manner as a restaurant. Anyone walking a restaurant wouldn?t consider walking out without leaving a tip if everything was satisfactory. I tip everyone in the service industry, from the girl who washes my hair, to the man at Suny?s who pumps my gas because a little bit from many adds up at the end of the day. Flowers and trinkets are lovely in thought, but a girl can?t deposit wilted stems into an RRSP, and my bank doesn?t seem to take dildos, massage oil, garter belts or silk stockings on deposit -go figure! As Joyful C has so wisely stated, most SP?s live a fragile existence financially. We provide an illusion of playful luxury for our guests benefit, but rest assured, 90% of the time it is smoke and mirrors. Behind the scenes we struggle to pay our bills, put diapers on our babies and try to take care of those we love, all the while working on a way to get to a normal existence if that does in fact even exist. An extra $20 from each client equals a full appointment by the end of the week, and at the end of the month that pays the cell phone, buys the groceries and lets us take the little ones away for the weekend after we have paid both rents (home and incall), all our advertising, babysitters, hydro, car repairs, personal maintenance and the same expenses everyone else has. Not to mention the monthly payments on augmentation, lifts, tucks and anything else to keep us up to the exceptionally high standards expected if we want to continue making money in this arena. There are few SP?s who can keep up the daily client service to ensure long term financial viability in this business because of the emotional and physical toll this business extracts which sometimes means extended time offs to get our heads, hearts and bodies back in order. We have no paid holidays, benefits or paid personal days. If there is a crisis that forces us to take time off, we lose money and clients which often means we work regardless of illness, pain or any other of lifes challenges. Each SP has her own reasons for working, but the universal element is that we all are trying to achieve some sort of financial stability. I never expect tips, and I can count on one hand how many I have received since my arrival in Canada because of the nature of the business here. Hate to tell you guys, but Canadian men are not known for their generous nature, they rank a close second to Germans in this realm (I think the outlandishly high taxes inflicted in both countries has something to do with it!). I would never expect a tip from guests that have me on retainer, I see them weekly. But unless you are going to be a bankable commodity in a SP?s life, a tip relative to the quality of service is a sure way to say thank you and have her know you mean it... Catherine