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Awesome thread Michaella! And thank you for the mention Peachy! I love everyone else's replies so far as well. :) I had a feeling that would be the response, and it makes me happy. This is indeed a topic close to my heart. I have posted on my blog several times about loving our vulvas the way they are. Genital healing is very important to having a positive sexuality, which in turn, as women, is vital to our overall self-worth. I can definitely relate to a lot of things you said. When I was a teenager I was also self conscious about my labia, and at one point thought my lips were longer because I masturbated too much! LOL. I also had a boyfriend who told me they were too long (And this was at 22!) I'm sure all those little boys who made girls feel shitty about their vulvas always felt awesome about their cock and balls too, right? My issue was never something that held me back or I took too seriously, but it was something that I was conscious of for a long time. The Wall of Vulva: Real women's vulva casts! Our faces all look different, so why should our pussies all look the same? Wouldn't that be boring? By "text book" pussy, that little boy really meant "porno pussy". The last few decades of mainstream porn were pretty much exclusively shaved pussies with minimal lips and tiny, barely visible clits. The only thing I can come up with of why porn producers thought this was what the average porn user wanted to see is because of our society's obsession with youth, and trying to show pussies that look like young girls, rather than grown women. Shitty mainstream porn also damaged many men's self esteem with the types of cocks that are generally cast - huge and always circumcised. Anyways, a generation or two of men grew up thinking that was what all vulvas looked like before they actually had the chance to explore, because that is where they saw the most pussy. Sex education still doesn't properly cover these things. On the bright, with the popularity of amateur pornography and the internet, it seems that there is more variety of vulvas out there for people to see, and people have a better appreciation of the variety of vulvas that are really out there. I can happily and proudly say that today, I absolutely love my vulva just the way it is. And my feelings about it have only gotten better since I started escorting. I have never been complimented so much on my bits. There isn't a thing I would change about my labia, clit, hood, or hole! They all make me feel good, and that is what really matters. Keeping clean is one thing, but it is entirely possible to over-cleanse the vagina. It is supposed to have a natural scent! Women need to accept this... and consider that most men actually love and crave this delicious natural pussy scent! Douching and using all those products they sell at the drugstore actually causes infections by throwing off the natural balance of flora in the vagina. Those companies (like all companies that sell "beauty" products) prey on self conscious women to hawk their crap. It is very sad that so many women avoid and deny themselves the sexual pleasure that they deserve because they have been conditioned to be ashamed of their parts. This sexual anxiety causes dysfunction and it also a main reason why so many women can't let go and have trouble achieving orgasm during sex. I watched a documentary recently called The Perfect Vagina, which deals with this subject and delves into the labiaplasty phenomenon. It even shows an actual surgery being done on a lovely young woman with a beautiful pussy. They also talk about "Vulva show-and-tells", in which the idea is that a small group of women who are dealing with genital shame get together and show each other their pussies and talk about it. It can be incredibly healing for women to realize that they are not alone in how they feel, and to actually see other vulvas in real life. They realize that they really don't all look like the ones they saw in porn, and they come in all shapes, colours and sizes. If we think about it, I would say that the CERB men are a good sample of the average sexually active man, and we often see threads about guys looking for "large labia and clits". More to play with, lick and suck on! Love your genitals!! :) Range of vulva sketches. Check out "The Snackbar".

It is a shame that people, both men and women, when wanting to hurt someone always go for the looks, why I'll never know but that's what happens. Forever and a day people have been comparing and claiming this is prettier, or better, bigger or smaller, tighter, more cute, whatever! Individuality is what should be celebrated and differences should be accepted and appreciated. Those who don't imo are shallow, lacking personality and just mean. Love yourself, if there are imperfections all the better, those are what make you stand out in a crowd, its those that make you YOU and me, he, she and you are all equally worthy of acceptance and appreciation and beautiful the way we are. If someone says different tell them to fuck off!

With Canada Day around the corner, I thought I'd throw out a simple question: What aspect of Canada do you appreciate the most? Perhaps a law or piece of culture? Something about the geography or history? Our country may not be perfect but overall I'd say we do fairly well. One of the things I like about Canadians is we tend to be relatively humble, but let's put it aside for now and give a . (You know, other than the fact that we clearly have the best beaver! :icon_razz:)

I have never met a pussy I didn't like. I am unaware of a standard by which all pussies are judged. I would venture to say this is one area men compete with women insecurity wise. Our privates. Like your vagina, ours has many names. We must also keep it fresh ad washed. Is it big enough? Is it thick enough? Is the head too bulbous? It is too small or weird looking? How come I don't have a giant schlong like the porn start dudes? Then, after al of that, it has to rise up to meet the needs of the day....... P.S. Any guy who says his ex had a perfect pussy, is an insensitive pinhead. Just my opinion

Well Roddy .... call me insensitive cuz Michaella's pussy is perfect ;) lol. Its Slurps, Squirts and Roars! :) Mmmmmmmmm.

I can see this being the same for both the gents and the ladies. Insecurity happens. Is it because of the sheer pressure of being accepted in the society? I blame it on the media. amongst many things that I blame on the media. Instead of looking for the imperfection shouldn't we look for the good in someone? -- yes that sounds awfully naïve but yep I said it. In terms of vagina itself... my thought is for someone to not appreciate something its because they feel their own insecurity and not knowing what they could do with it. I personally love them all! As long as they are clean I can lick, suck, nibble and you name it. to every area of the vagina, be it the lips, clitoris; everything! YUM! This part is meant to be funny; and not to be taken any different or other way. For someone to say their partner is loose, maybe they are just not big enough? LOL. What happen when the ladies start using that? Haha. As many time it has been said, its not the tool, its how one use it proficiently. And yes, I am one of those that get more turned on when I see the lady is having fun -- and I do understand squirting just does not always happen. This should not be an expectation or a sole reason you see/be with someone. It should be a reward and excellent surprise, don't demand it ... -- My rambles... (I don't know if they worth anything now... I mean used to be my 2 cent. but the government round that down ... so I guess its worth nothing now.)

Thanks for this thread, Michaella's Caress. A topic dear to my heart. :) Take it from a man, there is no thing as a vagina that isn't in it's own way an incredible thing of beauty and it is sad to hear that there are women and young ladies who have these irrational fears about their 'girly bits' being a cause for insecurity, shame, and compulsion to take care of them with all sorts of chemical products to insure ultimate freshness. If you regularly wash with mild soaps, eat healthy, the body takes care of all the rest. The Sanskrit term 'yoni' for the vagina means 'sacred temple', 'womb', or 'divine passage'. It is an amazing apparatus and should be treated with reverence and carried and experienced with pride. I won't go into all the scientific and other reasons for it's unique magnificence, as that would be quite a lengthy opus. I hope that negative body image is becoming less of a problem than in the past, it is so fundamental to one's overall self-image and hence may even relate to one's life goals and fulfillment in general. (not to mention a healthy and pleasurable sex life) FR

I actually have no shame about my vagina and its appearance. Not only do I love the way it looks ( it is voluptuous too :) ), but I have also been told by many men that I have a beautiful pussy. Their words, not mine ;)

When I was younger I thought the States had it all, they have the warm climates and it appeared, more exciting cities, but as I've gotten older I realize just how lucky I am to be a Canadian. We are globally respected, lucky to still have beautiful parks and green spaces, however we are still very behind when it comes to animal rights, Europe leads the way there, and environmental issues, still dropping the ball, but we have Harper sadly, as a leader so what can you expect! All in all though Canada is a wonderful country and I'm proud to be Canadian:) here's a link For its many attractions http://gocanada.about.com/od/canadatravelplanner/tp/reasonstovisit.htm

Realizing that the most I market myself as my "true" self the more I receive inquiries, people telling me that they love my passion etc. Silliness, awkwardness, love for travel and love of humping FTW!

Titties, they are all beautiful and in Halifax there are many sets to be admired, why just pick one set:) and remember honor nipples because without them titties would be pointless:)

Unless a law is unjust and we're breaking it as some sort of moral protest, I'm not sure we can be that upset if we pay the price when we break it. As far as most parking laws go, from what I can see they are usually there for a reason. I've been dinged with a couple tickets myself, generally because I wasn't paying enough attention to signs, but sure enough each time I didn't have any real grounds to protest. I can understand arguing against a given law if you don't think it's one that makes sense (and certainly there are some of those!) or you think the penalty doesn't fit the crime, but the general concept that laws should be enforced for the most part keeps society running.

Sounds to me like I might have to find out for myself! !

Speaking from personal experience Exotic Touch Danielle has absolutely beautiful breasts that won't disappoint. For that matter, none of her body parts will disappoint!

I actually do drive. But I am a respectful driver and obey parking by-laws. I have had one parking ticket in my entire life and it was because it was my fault for staying over my paid time and I accepted the consequences and paid the fine. Obeying parking laws that make the city streets safe and run smoother has not made my life difficult in any way, so I don't really understand why other people seem to have problems with it. The government catching people who have done something wrong is not a "scam". It's the ones who broke the law who fucked up, not the government.

It's extremely unlikely that the federal government will attempt to make prostitution illegal if the SCC rules in favour of decriminalization. Prostitution is not a big issue in Canada and never has been. In poll after poll, most Canadians surveyed do not express any interest in making it illegal for someone to be a prostitute. As a fair-minded country, Canadians aren't interested in criminalizing men who see prostitutes but don't cause any problems for them or for others in their neighbourhood. It would be MUCH easier to enact prohibitive legislation if there had been a recent case that the government could cite as a reasonable demonstration of how dangerous and harmful prostitution is and show that it needs to be severely curtailed. But there simply isn't a case like that. The Picton murders and subsequent inquiry demonstrated the vulnerability of street-based sex workers and highlighted the insecurity of sex workers in general. Public opinion consistently lies in favour of protecting vulnerable groups rather than outlawing them. And yes, I know that public opinion can be fickle, but let's also remember that the present federal government is more responsive to poll results than any other in recent history. The other thing to keep in mind at all times is that criminalization will require increasing police attention and court time to address prostitution-related crimes. In most jurisdictions, there simply isn't enough money, let alone political will, when it comes to expanding the police force unnecessarily. Conflicts related to prostitution are frequently viewed as inter-personal, with one person claiming to have been badly treated by another. This kind of problem never gets a great deal of attention from the police or the public unless there's significant violence or someone dies. Our courts are already overloaded. In some jurisdictions, people who have been charged with violent crimes have been allowed to walk free because it wasn't possible to bring them to trial in a timely manner. Is there much political will to expand the number of judges and generally increase court times and services in order to prosecute prostitutes and their clients? It's doubtful, particularly since the great majority of us work without anyone's notice. Even though we're easy to find if someone wants our companionship, we're not usually easy to notice in other ways. Canadians are more concerned about things like human trafficking and the sexual exploitation of children and minors--rightly so! Ultimately, the big question is whether criminalizing prostitution will make it go away. The answer is no, of course not. We're not called "the oldest profession" for nothing. Ours is a capitalist economy. If prostitution were to be criminalized, expect to pay higher fees and to have to provide significantly more verifiable personal information if you want to see a professional companion. We'll still be working.

Congrats Phaedrus for reaching 3500 posts! Your witty, brilliant, insightful and funny posts are always nice to read! As a great contributor to Cerb, you are also a respected fixture of the community. Thanks for sharing with us and I'm looking forward to reading many more of your posts!

Congratulations, Gabriella Laurence! You're the first to attain 200,000 rep points on the board, and that says quite a lot! What an extraordinary achievement, coupled with some of the best-written, entertaining and scintillating ads you'll find on the net, Gabriella is also the inventor of Erotic Math, plus so much more! :) So please join me in expressing your admiration for this very fine lady, and her very active participation here in our community! Well done, wishing you all the best, Gabriella! xox

Gabriella, congrats on reaching the 3500 milestone mark! To a fine woman whose beauty on the inside and out that is always represented through her eloquent, candid and witty posts. You are an invaluable member here and respected by many. Thanks for sharing your thoughts and opinions with us! Here's to many more!

Great post Michaella. I had a long, philosophical reply written on societal standards, emotional manipulation, the joys of variety, self-esteem, and a few links to articles for good measure. Instead, let me just say if I'm seeing a vagina I'm too busy thinking about how awesome my day is clearly going to waste time making silly judgements.

There is this lady who's been on my mind lately. I think about her from time to time, when I'm not preoccupied by the madness that is my life, that crazy maelstrom of events and circumstances. I remember her for that incredible time we shared, and it never fails to bring a smile to my face. I remember that first soft kiss, tentative, gentle, yet gingerly probing. I felt her melt into my arms with my faint kisses on her neck, the tender brush of my lips over her ear. I could feel the tension build beneath her soft skin as I stroked her bare shoulders, kissed her neck, her collarbone, the deep cleave between her breasts as I eased off her light dress. And when I took one of her nipples between my lips, she let out a deep sigh. It was a paradox, that my gentle ways could rouse such passion from her. For unknown to me, she had taken her own hiatus from this life. Her pent-up passion had been unleashed, now that she had a willing playmate. She pushed me onto the nearby bed and pulled frantically at my belt. I reached down to help and she slapped my hands away, almost tearing the zipper of my jeans as she yanked the pull down. She tore at my boxer briefs and I heard the rip as a few threads gave way, but I didn't have long to think about it before she lunged at my cock, thrusting it into her mouth and down her throat. She held me there deeply for a moment, looking up briefly to see my reaction. I could only smile stupidly. She had my full approval. She was gentle again now, pulling my cock deep down her throat. Slowly. Millimeter by millimeter. I felt the warm slippery pink dampness grip firmly but slowly, again and again. I didn't last long. I let loose deep in her throat as her arms pulled me tighter around my hips, just so I wouldn't get away. As if. I lay there panting for a moment, my eyes wide open. I wasn't expecting that, from this intimate stranger. I caught my breath and she nestled beside me, clearly relishing the fruits of a job very well done. Our sweaty bodies stuck slightly as I moved to kiss her, and I tasted my briny muskiness. It was time to get comfortable. We weren't going anywhere for a while. I pulled my shirt over my head, not bothering to unbutton it, and dropped it on the floor. I slipped off my jeans before slipping her dress over her head and those tiny panties down off of her. It was time for quid pro quo. I wordlessly knelt between her knees and brushed my lips up the insides of her thighs. First one, then the other, as I worked my way slowly up. I reached my goal, my Venus on the half-shell, my primordial cradle of all life. I slowly opened my lips and my tongue softly brushed. She was soaked. She was warm. She was briny and tasty and I wanted to dive right in to that blood-warm pool. But I settled for savoring her touch, her tastes, her moans and her writhing. I kept on keeping on, my touches becoming even lighter as she froze in ecstacy, face grimacing again and again and again. I looked up and her eyes were wide open and unseeing, her breath loud and deep. All I could do was smile. I'd been there. I'd been there only moments ago. The night was young. We had the time to take it slow. But I didn't want to wait anymore. My time for being gentle was gone. I moved up and took her wrists into my hands and held them above her head, pinning her down helplessly as I pushed my cock into her red-hot center with one forceful stroke. She twisted, she bucked. But she wasn't struggling to get away. Oh, no. Her legs locked together behind my back, pulling me deeper, keeping me from getting away. As if. I thrust deeply. I thrust hard. I thrust for a good long time as she moaned, she whispered, she begged for mercy. Oh, I would give her mercy. I would give her mercy when I was done. And speaking of, I was nearly there. I felt the explosion within me. I saw stars. I felt pulses pump my essence into her. Ah, were it not for the thinnest of elastic skin my wetness would mix with hers, make our timeless merge of flesh fully complete. Pity. I held her and I was that gentleman again. The man who had knocked on her door, the man who had genteelly sipped at her proffered herbal tea. I held her and we whispered our little secrets to each other and I softly stroked her cooling skin. Yes, I smile to think of that night, not so long ago. But it gives me a bigger smile today, to know that I'm about to write her, ask when I can come by again. I like to think she'll be surprised to hear from me. But somehow I don't think she will be.

Exotic Touch Daneille says "I love my tits to be sucked and having a hard cock in between them!! Yeah I know I'm a naughty girl lol hell just cum all over them !" I am happy to attest that this is indeed so. :) Comparisons are odious, so I don't want to offer an opinion on whose are "best", but judged purely on their own? Yeah, her breasts are amazing!

The Good Life -- As Canadians we enjoy one of the highest qualities of life in the world. The clean environment makes for clean living.

Cristy, not to reduce you to parts but your tits are quite spectacular and fun to enjoy as well. Sorry but it just had to be said :) Chuck

way to go love, for someone as lovely as you it is no surprise :)

Holy snap 200k in points! Congrats!

I really thought I had already posted in this thread. In fact I had to look it over twice because I was so sure. Apparently I must have imagined it... or just forgotten to hit the reply button. Very strange. Anyway, you can follow me on twitter @FreelanceNymph. Sometimes I say funny things. Sometimes I tweet songs. Once I wrote a haiku. It's good fun. But don't just take my word for it. Go see for yourself!

It occurred to me also that the Picton enquiry should also highlight the dangers of outcalls, not just street workers being picked up.

Thanks for all of your thoughtful and playful contributions Gabriella.

Getting back to the OP's first post. He specifically mentioned the fact that it's awesome if the lady initiates the sex. I think this is universal fact. Men love women who openly display their love of sex and specifically that woman's desire to have sex with said man. To know a lady is horny for you and can't get enough of you is amazing and every mans dream. Too often it's the position where the man is reduced to begging for sex from their SO or having to go without entirely. Hence this industry. That's the amazing part about visiting with SP's many men who have felt "rejected" for a long time finally hear yes. However, if that "yes" by the SP is accompanied by apparent genuine lust for the man it takes his experience to another level. To feel wanted and desired is a powerful thing for us humans.

I do all my pooning in the mornings and I've never had a problem finding girls who would accommodate as long as you pre book and don't flake out. Find someone you're interested in and pick up the phone. The worst they can say is no I don't work mornings. Then you try someone else.

congrats Gabriella that's awesome well done

Congratulations Gabriella!!! Very impressive milestone, and indicative of your contributions !

Congratulations on your first 100 posts, Bianca. Hoping you continue to enjoy the site and looking forward to many more to come! :) FR

I am also posting every day my availability on shoutbox and on the Advertising massage Sections... Like it keep every one informed about my where and when abouts.. And I also take special requests if they are set up in advance ;-) And.. If you are into Duos I have two awesome ladies with whom I provide Duos Alexxandria (at the Spa) and .., and Claire Heavens (independent) ... Lots of possible options to choose...

Congrats Bianca, a well addition to the community...cheers!

Congrats on reaching your first 100 may you enjoy posting many many more and we will all enjoy reading them:)

Congratulations Bianca on your 100 post milestone. Looking forward to your next 100 posts RG

Well the last thing I want to hear is farts! It seems that any man I've slept with overnight seems to be gassy at all the wrong times and they feel comfortable enough I guess to let a big one go just as I'm nodding off!! Also snores, hate them, but unfortunatelyI have been serenaded many times with those:( What I like to hear before going to sleep is as EmilyJ said silence-

Contact Julzie - she is I think 20 weeks along. You can PM her...

i don't have any problems with this, especially for handicapped parking spots or maybe in front of a fire hydrant...quick and easy way for reporting it. I get irritated when this happens. As for the gov getting more money from it, don't park illegally, pretty simple to me and if you do you get dinged. I'm sure there are ways to mitigate it, if it is abused.

Good Hands Spa on Colonnade has been an excellent choice these past few months. Great massage and much more.

You mostly said it all Eva...here are mine added Turn ons: - you open the door and you see a gorgeous smile! - greetings...hugs...and that smell of perfum on a man...oh lala...drives me nuts! (not any perfume...you know what i mean!) - a great kisser...soft, gentle, passionnate... - being touched sofly and gently - clean shaved...everywhere :p - hearing the pleasure...major one! - someone that stimulates my intellect - whisper naughty sexy words in my ear...mmm Turn offs: - bad kisser - rough touches - bad hygiene - hairy private parts - multiple texting asking for menu - rate negotiation... - not on time...i hate that!

I must say that I am a bit irked that the perception exists that if a provider does not show her face then she has something to hide. I choose not to show my face as I do not wish to intermingle my private and professional lives. Not deceitful at all nor does it make me any less of a provider than those who do show their faces. Anyhow, do your research, read reviews and begin communicating with those providers who interest you. Ultimately, you and your intuition should be able to determine which beautiful lady will rock you world! Best of luck.

And you think she would? Did you not read the part about being discrete, and then you randomly e-mail? She has no idea if you are legitimate or are LE. She doesn't advertise services like that because she wants to stay discrete. If she posted an ad, then sure contact her by e-mail or phone. If you are told she is staying under the radar, then go see her. Geez, some people's children.

Just a lovely post and reminder about a woman's beautiful natural look. We are all victims, men and women to the Hollywood glamour look. Some men really believe that a woman ought to look like the pictures we see in mags, TV and of course the wonderful net. Thank you to those that do not, I have visitors tell me all the time not to fuss and fume with my "look", they are coming to visit me not my dress and all that adorns. Thanks guys!! :icon_smile: I am just as much a victim as I fall all the time and forget that I am beautiful just as I am. Seems these days there is always something that needs fixing or doing extra to shine. It is much nicer to shine through our love and actions than the dress or body we present. Such a delima isn't it for all of us?