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1)Many women just are not as horny as men. 2)Most of those who are, are not comfortable with their sexuality and don't express it freely for fear of being attacked and ostracized for being a "slut" and being undisciplined. And I do believe that #1 is an indirect psychological result of #2. Society is a judgemental c---. The brave few don't give a crap about them, and live their lives on their own terms. And BTW, as long as your not a douchebag, it's fairly easy to get laid on CERB. ;)

Daenarys and Margeary I'd give up everything I own to have a 3some with them. They are both equally beautiful in really different way, Daenarys is a feral beauty and Margeary is a more traditional renaissance type of beauty that you don't really see each days. Both characters are strong willed and that make them way more attractive to me and boobies.

After almost every encounter I send a thank you email to the lady. It's just a small way I can personally and privately show my appreciation to the lady for the companionship she provided. My public thank you comes in the way of a recommendation And I am happy to write both RG

I can't sleep so I'll answer your question ;) I always send a thank you note to the gentleman I have spent time with after an encounter. Sometimes I am not fast enough in sending my thank you email and my gentleman beats me to it. Does it annoy me when I see a thank you note in my inbox? Absolutely not because I love reading those special notes :)

On the side track issue, yes I don't actually know of any doctor, chiropractor, or dentist or other similar professions that don't have 24 hour notice requirements, before charging the client for the appointment that they no show or cancel on the same day. In these days of medical insurance, I would hazard a guess that those who don't know about these standard policies just don't know about them because they don't pay out of pocket. I book appts for a friend for a chiropractor that has to be paid in cash, and get reminded on the phone that if the patient is too late to make the appointment and the doctor can't see him he will be charged for that appointment anyway (because he is chronically late) I also get involved in booking hotels and exhibit booths, and some hotels and all exhibitions require prepayment. The exhibit is paid half in advance, and the other half closer to the date, but definitely prior to set up. Some hotels require payment of the first night, which is non refundable unless changed 24 hours in advance. So if the party arrives to the hotel and doesn't want to actually stay, they will still be charged for that night regardless. Lots of examples of such nonrefundable or cancelation policies are out there. Like it or not. And the difference here of course is that sps who do not have the good reputation or professionalism are not the ones coming up with cancel fees. We are talking about sps who incur costs to provide that appointment, who have solid experience, history, and reputations, good business practises, good ethics and good attitudes. These are the ladies who not just deserve to be compensated for that no show or late cancel, but need to be because they are the ones who went out of their way to accommodate the client's requests. Same with some sps require deposits for longer appointments, travel arrangements etc, non refundable as well. For other sps, we work on short notice, same day bookings, use confirmation calls half hour prior to the appointment time, and other ways to reduce the impact of no shows or late cancelations. We are unlikely to ask for or need any cancel fees, because we are unlikely to be out of pocket just setting up the appointment for the client in the first place. Some sps do cancel last minute, and some maybe should be offering a discount on a future visit, but when they cancel the majority of clients are not actually losing the appointment fee. It is, for the most part, still in their pocket. It can still be used to see the same sp, another sp, or go towards the bills. When a client no shows on an sp who has a more involved booking process, lost income cannot be recovered most of the time. They don't have a waiting list of guys to call in the event they get some time freed up. And that is really what we are talking about in these cases.

I am a picky eater and if I don't like the appearance of something or think it will taste a certain way I won't like, there's no way I'll eat it and for some reason there was something about cherries that made them be among the food I would never try. Yesterday I decided to break that rule and I'm glad I did :)

I don,t always send a message after an encounter but i do love receiving them and i will reply for sure! It is greatly appreciated :)))

I always send a thank you note to the lady I've seen. I feel it's a thoughtful gesture which also reiterates how much I value the privilege of having been able to spend some quality time with her.

I don't send thank you notes, when a gentleman leaves my company I have made it clear that he is welcomed to come back and appreciated, so anything after that I feel is up to him. I appreciate getting a thank you, as it shows that the gentleman liked the time he spent with me and its very thoughtful. As long as he is being truthful;) when he sends it:)

i can't sleep either lol. yes, always send a thank you note...always appreciate the provider's time and hospitality, and it's a nice thing to do. Nothing to over think, just acknowledging a great time :)

The cutest thing EVER just happened. I could hear little Cleo Catra behind me, making little trilling, confused mew sounds. I looked back, and could see her on the floor, stretched out, paws under the shut bathroom door. Wondering what she was doing, I opened the door - to find Ozzy Pawsborne, her boyfriend from the day she came home, stuck in the bathroom! She had me rescue him, but now they're swatting at each other and fighting, lol!!! I love my kitties!

Umm... I think he means his underwear.... and I corrected his GENDER (but I am not buying the whole story) ladies name, sex marked as "Female" and he claims he must have been in a rush.... sorry I don't buy it. Why does no one every tell the truth. He must change his name to a MALE name or GENERIC name and I switched the SEX in her profile to MALE.

Why does cof have to be YOU jacking off? Women have hands too! And I've had many a cum-splatter on my face while my tits did all the work... Just saying.

Lexi, you're very creative and naughty! It appears I may be a little vanilla. I do try to let things happen naturally, but enjoy starting a sex romp with some kissing, caressing, then an erotic massage, first with strong hands to relax, then I'll start and tease him with light touches on his inner thighs, around his balls, down his legs, rubbing my nipples up and down his back. Then I'll have him turn over, more kissing, caressing, offering him to suck and nibble on my nipples while my hand explores his body, the rest I'll have to leave for those curious to find out in person;)

I am going to age myself here but, I remember tv without a remote or cable. We had a landline and needed to actually talk to each other! Now a days, what with texts, emails and online forums, the art of communication has become almost robotic. Gone is the chance to be funny/sarcastic. Gone is the chance to be succinct without reproach. Gone is the emotion that makes a statement valid. The above is replaced with judgement. The above is replaced by not being able to read between the lines because the body language and facial expressions are not present. Not all of us are able to express ourselves adequately in words but yet we may be very adept in person. Before jumping all over someone's post, perhaps we should ask the OP more questions so that they may attempt to verbalize their intent. Some people try to inject humor but it comes off wrong online. Some people have a bit of a language barrier and may unintentionally post something they really didn't mean. Cerb is a positive place and therefor benefit of the doubt should prevail unless blatant negativity exists. My nickels worth. How has technology let you down?

women on top. I hate being on the bottom unless I am doing BLS or something, I can't properly do a BJ without cranking my neck and hurting myself, even with a pillow under

On the issue of referrals, it might be a good practice to ask a lady, perhaps via e-mail after you've seen her, if she'd be willing to provide you with a reference. This clearly signals that you are planning to see other providers, although to be frank, I can't see how this would be a surprise to her. The reference system is an important vehicle for enhancing safety and security. I can't see many providers not being willing to provide a reference to a good client because they are upset he's seeing other providers. This is the nature of the business, even with regular clients. Ideally, she should want other providers to also see good clients. That, it seems to me, is good for everyone's business.

Well I can literally count on one hand the number of SP's I've seen in the past few years, and they're all awesome so I don't have to worry about leaving anyone out :D In no particular order I have had FREAKIN' AMAZING times with Cleo Catra, Redseductress, and Penelope Davis! (Penelope is NS based but she used to occasionally visit Ottawa. I never miss a chance to see her when she is here). There is another wonderful lady I used to see but she recently retired so I won't mention her out of respect for her decisions. I also had an awesome time with MalikaFantasy once before she moved to Toronto. Unfortunately, that was the only time I ever spent with her. My schedule never seems to mesh with hers when she's in Ottawa but hopefully one of these days I'll be able to see her again! Only had one encounter with her but it was definitely memorable!

One I'll say don't bother watching is the remake of True Grit. Saw it last night on Cogeco On Demand. Wish I had watched a rerun of the original True Grit instead RG

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Today is a Sad day for any and all Sens Fans.... our beloved Captain Daniel Alferdsson has left us behind He wants to pursue the Cup and feels Detroit is the way to go Although I wish him the best.... He WILL NOT be hoisting a cup..... Go SENS Go!! I need Extra attention to sooth my broken heart from this loss.... Wanna HELP??? We can Comfort each other with some sexy Sensual fun!! ;) Contact me by PM, text me at 613-277-4328 , or call the Spa at 613-274-7073 to Ensure My Availability Schedule Friday July 5th: 4:00pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Sunday July 7th: 10:00am - 4:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander

I've had policies about deposits and cancellation fees for years with very few problems. It does make a difference that I'm an established professional companion: many of my guests come to see me because they know that I'm not some newbie who may not be willing to work or may not be as discrete and considerate as she should be. I don't take last-minute appointments. Same-day opportunities may be available to established clients, but there's never a guarantee. A new client might get to see me in a couple of days if we establish a good rapport very quickly, but I give first priority to returning visitors and may not be available without a bit more notice. I often book anywhere from a week or two to several months in advance and most of these engagements are several hours long. If someone is coming from out of town and booking well ahead of their visit, I do ask for a deposit. I require deposits from anyone who books long engagements--perhaps they want to meet daily for 3-4 days or a weekend. Plans and circumstances change and I am cheerful about refunding deposits when such things happen, although that's rare. I have had clients who needed to re-schedule and have asked me to hold a deposit to be used against a future meeting. That's not a problem. If someone in the Lower Mainland schedules a meeting with me and then cancels abruptly, I don't make a fuss about it, but the next time they want to book a meeting I will ask for a deposit. I've never had a problem with this. I also think that things have to be taken on a case-by-case basis, as others have said. I'm not here to complicate anyone's life. If we're planning to meet tomorrow but your child is in an accident, your mother suddenly goes into hospital or you've had a car accident, I will understand. Life happens at the most inconvenient times and I prefer to be thought of as considerate, kind and understanding.

I love receiving emails saying thanks for the great time. I do reply to them. However, I generally don't send out emails if they don't send me one first. I am always worried that if I do send out an email, its not at the right time for him and he has someone looking over his shoulder at that moment.

I always send a brief thank-you note afterward (well, unless the thing went disastrously, but that's almost never happened). If I try to break down my reasons for it, I guess it's a combination of: - a nice way to add a little "P.S." to the encounter, during that period afterward when I'm still thinking about it and smiling; essentially, "even though our time is over I'm still carrying the memory with me, so thank you for that too." - a way of saying "I know I said thanks while I was there in your presence, but that could have been mere politeness because we were in the same room; let me thank you once more now that we're apart, so you know the feeling is genuine." I suppose it's part of the way I manage the emotions involved in the experience, putting the last feelings away somewhere safe and then moving on.

If you're losing you hair, just go bald! Or at least really short. I was eighteen when I started losing my hair so one day I bought a trimmer and a Mach 3 razor and I went to town! That was thirteen years ago and I've never looked back!

I love sending a thank you text or pm after an encounter. It's a fun way to sort of keep the flirty fantasy going and it shows the lady you appreciate the time you spent with her.

I always choose to send a passionate thank you as well to the lady for the pleasure of her company. I personally consider ladies I visit with to add a great deal of value to my life beyond the physical of the moment. It's a gesture that I would consider CENTRAL to a client being able to consider himself a "gentleman". Besides that, hey it's just polite etiquette.

I generally always send a thank-you note of appreciation to the lady and let her know how much I valued and enjoyed her company. I think that's a nice gesture and will usually (I presume) be regarded as thoughtful. Usually it results in a reply and optionally it can lead to getting to know one another or just keeping in touch in between encounters. FR

Always, either via text or email. Peace MG

Yes I like receiving thank-you notes whether it's a PM or a text. I don't do email because I don't like it. I will send a thank-you Pm here on Cerb but once a client has left my company, I will not send a text for discretion reasons and I respect their privacy. If they text me, I will respond back if I am able to answer right away. If not, I send them a PM on Cerb.

I like to receive/send a thank you email after an encounter, especially if it is a first time meeting.

Going to get all hot and sweaty tonight. Ottawa Blues Fest + The Zac Brown Band + 40,000 screaming fans + a humidex reading > 40C = hot & sweaty. The best part? Cooling off with my sweetie in the shower then getting all hot & sweaty all over again! :makeout:

AWW, please don't feel weird, this is a great and discreet place to discuss, reply and view all kinds of people. Most here are non-judgemental, accepting and welcoming to new members and want you to feel comfortable and part of this community. If you view profiles your handle will appear on that persons profile, they may choose to leave a thank you for visitng message on your wall/profile page. If you choose to leave a comment on someone's page keep in mind that comment will be visible to all who visit that profile. If you want to send a message to anyone that you only want for your eyes and theirs send it by a pm. If you want to comment on a thread just hit the reply button. Or if you just want to thank someone for their comment hit the thanks button. It takes a bit to get used to it, when I joined I made mistakes but its through those that you learn. If you have any questions just ask, or post a thread for multiple responses. The main thing is for you to enjoy and feel like you belong, those are my wishes for you:)

I personally send a message after each encounter and I encourage email exchanges after our date so YES I am all for them.

I remember being initially confused as to what counts as a post and what doesn't when I first started participating. One thing to clarify is that leaving a comment on someone's wall (on their profile), private messages, commenting on a picture, or commenting in a social group do not count as a post. Basically, you have to leave a comment here in a forum subject. As MOD says, if you click "reply to this thread" you know you're posting. :)

Lol I take it my comment pissed some people off. Sorry for that it was tounge in cheek. I get it its a community for all..... my bad for not looking at it that way. New here. Thanks to some of ya for getting my comment ( meg ) and my sincere apologies to those that didn't. Was not my intention to trash the thread. Love ya all. I'll write out " I will not trash posts with my comments" a 100 times for punishment.

Had to add a pic, because I am loving all these pictures of beautiful REAL women with REAL curves wearing sexy lingerie. :bowdown:

We should all be thankful for Nikki's advocacy. Her fearless, articulate and persuasive style is what will get results. The sadness is that there are so many brilliant voices that can not be heard but who know the truth. I hope someday Nikki will be seen like Henry Morgentaler - condemned during the fight but a respected hero in the end.

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Back when I was younger, my girlfriend at the time really wanted to be fucked in a bed with satin sheets. I was game and so we somehow found this pair of read satin sheets. We get them on the bed and proceed to fooling around. After a sweaty round of DATY, she gets up to get some water. After she comes back to the bedroom she sees me lying on the bed, gives me this wicked smile, runs toward the bed and jumps beside me. It is at this point that we discover that satin is very slippery. She slides the length of the bed right into the wall, leaving a rather large hole in the wall (especially when she barely broke 100 lbs). Luckily, she was okay. Just some minor bumps and bruises along with some stiffness the next day. The fucking session was halted for a few days while she recovered but from then on we always used regular cotton sheets - for traction purposes LOL

Salt & pepper hair is a sign of experience and wisdom :) I think it's sexy, personally. Even pure grey or white can be sexy on a man who wears it with confidence. A confident man will accept all aspects of the aging process with pride and make it look graceful. I have always liked older men though, so that's just my opinion, but I know I am not the only one who feels this way. :) Embrace it! :biggrin:

One week ago today I was just getting out of the hospital from being quite ill and having pneumonia and a body full of infection. My business partner's good friend had died from pneumonia the day before. My very young son had Menangitis at the time and in a different hospital, very scary ! and my mother was in a different hospital still from heart issues and my dad was in Winnipeg for cancer tests. Today I am happy and healthy and working and living life, and my son just went to the lake about an hour ago with my mom and dad for a day or two :) For me this is a highlight and my family is once again very fortunate. My heart goes out to those Cerbies that weren't so fortunate as of late and you are all in indeed in my thoughts because family means everything !!

Yes, but the bastard shot arrows into her. One of the very few times I have ever been disgusted watching something fictional. GoT viewers know what I speak off

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Nope. Be yourself. Don't dye your hair. Keep it au naturale .....or buzz that stuff fuzzy stuff off there and be Mr Clean. Low maintenance IMO.... The chicks will either dig it or run away like school girls waving their arms .... As far as the bigger forehead Jabba....quit running into walls and stuff. That opinion help ? ;)

Finding out that when pop rocks are in your mouth and you preform fellatio, the one being fellated does not get an extra sensation. Damn! Dedicated to....well you know who you are!

I'm sure it doesn't have to be said to a lot of people here but when visiting an SP, discretion goes a long way. When she gives specific instructions, please follow them and don't deter from them for what you think is just for your own safety and discretion. When an SP asks someone to do something where protocol is concerned, it's for a reason. Please don't go against it as it will only work against you. A person attempting to play secret agent and thinking they're going unnoticed only makes things worse for the SP and her stress level. This includes hanging around in her building, shouting her escort name at the intercom in the building saying they're there for an apt, hanging around in their car in the area she lives in and a client not parking where they were told to. It can be comparable to an SP going to a client's house on a outcall and have some person take her there in an old, loud junker car and she gets out wearing clothing that is less than discrete. I'm sure the client would be mortified wondering if any of their neighbors had just witnessed that or what they were thinking Someone thinks by parking way down the street and walking quite a ways isn't noticed by anyone? To someone living in the area, they would think to themselves, why wouldn't they have just parked at the person's house? People notice things like that and if a client is given specific instructions, please follow them. A client doesn't like to see neighbors after they've parked further down the street and have to walk past them after the fact. Had the person just parked their car as directed, they could have just gotten in their car and drove away. Playing secret agent doesn't always make a person invisible. In fact, it's drawing more attention to themselves. Sometimes the best way for a person to be discrete is to be out in the open and act like they belong there. And also when a client is playing secret agent with an SP, this makes her very weary and less inclined to go through with the appt. I've turned a few people away as a result of this. In an SP's environment and surroundings, she is aware of what is going on as opposed to the client going into unchartered territory. While this can be nerve wracking for some clients to visit an SP and worried about being jumped by some Bubba behind the door, it is best to do your homework first. However, and as far as I know, SPs here on Cerb are not into bait and switch tactics, robbing clients, etc. For both SP and client, neither of them know what they are walking into and I understand this. It can also be said for SPs who are inviting people into their own space and often times not knowing what to expect can also be very stressful. However, those who don't follow instructions don't seem to care about their actions after not listening to the SP and then get all worried about it after, it's their own fault. When I ask someone to do something it's for a good reason and that is discretion. I get very upset when people go against what I say and I'm saying it for a reason...for mine and yours. It's almost as if I'm knocking and no one is answering and it's extremely frustrating not to mention disrespectful. If some can't follow instructions and are inconsiderate and indiscrete to discretion and protocol then it's not someone I want to see. Clients demand discretion and I expect the same in return. Thanks for your consideration.

Received a nice surprised message from a wonderful and thoughtful cerb lady. who I've hadn't had the pleasure of meeting. Thanks for cheering me up! What a heart of gold you have, if only there were more wonderful kind people like her we would live in a brighter world.

I've always found this picture of Emily Rushton to be very artistic and to have a magazine type quality. The use of lighting along with the pose staring longingly into the distance provides a sense of beauty but evokes a meloncholy in me. Art moves people!