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For me, it happened when I gained more sexual experience and experimenting with things like toys and just finding those "hot spots". I did not have an orgasm until I was in my mid 20's. Squirting happened right shortly before that. More me the spot is on the outside and less friction with fingers makes it that much wetter! With oral sex, the tongue has to lick up and down really fast for it to happen. A few people have drowned that way. lol. Unfortunately I do not have a squirting distance but when toys are added, I've hit myself in the face and neck. It is also wetter during hornier times of the month such as when a female is fertile and can do it continuously once happening 15 times in an hour or so and on command. I'm similar to Niagara Falls. lol.

In April I found out that I have cancer and the prognosis was not good. I had known for a while that something was wrong, but being the person I am, I just shrugged it off as being over 40 and not a big deal. Clearly it was. Instead of dealing with the issue at hand and informing those I care about and love, I decided to keep things to myself. When I finally started to tell those people depression and anger had set in to my heart. It had become obvious to those around me that I was no longer myself, the positive attitude and sense of humour were gone. I was trying to push those I love and care about away so I could be left alone. I was a fool! After telling my father of the situation, he realized that darkness and despair had filled my heart. He flew over here on Friday to spend a solid couple of days with me. Knowing this I thought it was time to tell him everything about my life since I left home at 18 and joined the Royal Navy. He has always been a pillar of strength in my life, there to listen and never judge. I am sure there are things that I told him over the last couple of days that he never wanted to hear, but he never wavered and just listened. This morning as I told the last of what I wished to tell him, he put that gigantic paw of his on my shoulder, looked me in the eyes and said..."get your goddamn head out of your bleeping ass"!!!! He's right!!! After more words of wisdom from my father, I realize now that it is time to enter the fight. I want to say I am sorry to those I care about and love, I should have been stronger from the start and told you the situation. That was my mistake. Thanks to my father I have my positive attitude back and sense of humour. I do not want anyone's sympathy, for it is an emotion that commandos have little value in. What I want is for people to smile and laugh, that is what gives me strength and always has. Though there will be times where I will obviously not be around while I deal with certain things, those of you who I am in contact with and consider to be my friends will know the situation and where I am. I will not keep you in the dark any longer. Now to leave this on a funny note. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DdeLUA0Fms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpO-OvJU74 Spud271

I booked an appointment last night and left very pleased. She did say her name was Rona and worked at Magic Spa previously. She is located south Pembina. Her English is ok but not great. I had a hell of a time understanding what the buzz code was for her apartment as well as her apartment number. This made me walk up to her door with a slightly negative attitude however was extremely pleased when the door opened. I would say she is in her mid-thirties, was greeted by her in what appeared to be somewhat of a see thru dress with a shirt on top. Very pretty woman and appeared to have a nice sized chest. She took me to a room which had a couch and massage table. When I asked if I should take everything off, she asked if this was my first time! She had this "confused" look on her face..... of course I said NO ! I then proceeded to take everything off while she was out of the room and laid on the table. No, I didn't cover anything and thought I would leave it up to her if she didn't like what she saw. Upon her return she started applying oil on my back and proceeded with a fantastic massage. At one point, she said something about being hot and proceeded to take her shirt off. I didn't have the nerve....yet....to lift my head to see what she revealed. Minutes later, she climbed on the table, sat on my butt and started with a deeper tissue massage on my back. Well.....now I was getting hot. My hands started roaming behind me and started feeling her legs or as far as I could reach anyways.....which was not the pot of gold! I then turned around and saw that under the shirt was actually a teddy of some sort. WOW..... what nice breasts!!! I proceeded to take a shoulder strap off to which I again...received this confused look from her, something like....what is going on ....however you somehow knew it was ok. I paused to see if she wanted me to stop....then kept on removing the one strap then the other. Voila......two beautifully enhanced breasts. I don't know cup sizes however they were just a nice hand full. I asked if I could give her a massage which once again...I got this confused/"really?" look. She then said yes and was quite pleased with getting one from a customer. She keeps her back to you while sitting on the side of the table which gives you a rear approach to her. I was caressing her chest while she was massaging Johnny. She did ask me first if it was ok (she is so polite :) ). Needless to say, it was a happy ending with no more and no less than described. Removing the bottoms was off limits....at least on this first visit. Damage was $.8 which is a hell of a lot better than South Point in my opinion for the following reasons....more discrete location, way way prettier woman, you don't hear other people in the same house (although this is an apartment) all for $.2 more. Treat her well, don't be rude and enjoy his fine woman if you are into a nice massage with a happy ending. Cheers

Providers offering a discount or anything special in exchange for a recommendation are breaking the rules of Lyla. Recommendations & positive reviews should come naturally, if the SP is paying for them they are SHILL (fake) and not warranted. Guys... please report any post or comment where a provider offers a discount of any kind in exchange for a recommendation. We don't want fake recommendations here (it does none of you any good). Providers should earn the recommendation naturally. Thank you for understanding! Lyla xx

I've seen the lovely Carrie Moon a few times and we have a great session every time.. but when I booked her this time she mentioned she had a new friend visiting and since we'd been trying to make a threesome happen but were never successful I jumped on the chance to arrange. Carrie and Bianca greeted me together at the door. Carrie was wearing a short tight dress and Bianca was wearing a short tight camouflage dress with heels so that she almost matched Carrie in height. Carrie is of course curvy and mega busty and enjoys showing off her cleavage and long legs. Bianca is stunning and has a gorgous smile. The ladies had been tanning that sunny afternoon and were aglow. I followed them both to the bedroom where we all removed our respective clothing as we chatted and kissed one another. Bianca had told Carrie that she'd never done a 2 girl blowjob so Carrie suggested they start me off there. BUT..I love to go down and made sure to ask Carrie if Bianca also enjoyed it the way she does.. so I shortly changed the tables on them and first started getting reacquainted with Carrie's pussy while Bianca sucked on my cock.. then I got Bianca to come up to join me and help me lick Carrie's pussy.. She said she'd never experienced that before. Bianca licked Carrie's tits.. She was really enjoying her big natural tits.. then Bianca went back to lick her pussy and then I got behind her to lick her pussy.. super hot to watch and of course feel. and then while I was licking Bianca's pussy Carrie grabbed her big vibrator as she's quite the voyeur.. she wasn't quite able to cum but she was so close to being there..so after she helped me get Bianca off a few times to his pussy licking she asked me to fuck her.. I know how much she loves my cock inside her and it was what she needed at that point to get off.. and once she gets off the first time it's easier to get off over and over. So I fucked her deep and hard so she could cum a couple times and Bianca borrowed Carrie's massive vibrator to help herself get off some more while watching her and I fuck. FUCK threesomes can be so fucking hot!!! I went back to fucking Bianca and now since I had 'broken' Carrie's orgasm seal she could cum properly over and over with her wand while she enjoyed watching me fuck Bianca.. it was so hot. I was fucking Bianca in missionary and then I turned her over for doggie style. At this point Carrie put her head under Bianca's chest and licked her tits and then went back up for some kisses..I kept pounding her like I had done to Carrie. Now had to taste her 'cum' after having made her cum a few times so I went back down to taste her.. then back up to kiss Carrie.. Now I went back to pounding Carrie.. and then well then.. I was plum wore out fro m all the pounding so I took a break which is when the girls went back to sharing my cock as they had done at the beginning.. that was too much for me and I exploded in Carri's mouth while Bianca stroked my balls. We were all a sweaty mess now :) What a fun way to get more acquainted with each other. That was my first duo and certianly won't be my last. Thanks Carrie and Bianca for fulfilling that fantasy :)

As the lovely Midnight Massage suggests, do research, read, communicate with a lady of your liking. But don't put the " pussy on a pedestal" if you think too hard on it, you might think yourself out of a booking. Take it easy, and just be sure that you are communicating what you are looking for in a date. Perhaps a lady that is well established, respected and reliable is going to be best for you. This way she can take the lead, and guide you into the dream date experience you are looking for. Be sure that you let her know you are new to this lifestyle, and this way she can be patient and understanding to your needs:) Best wishes, hope to see more posts from you! xoxoxo

Thinking too much can be your worst enemy. Since you've found your way here and started this thread, that tells me you are interested and seeking. My suggestion would be to determine what you want (must haves/deal breakers) and how much you can afford. Then find ladies in your local area and then browse their profiles and pictures. When you find one or two that strike your fancy, delve into their posts, recommendations and websites. From all that information there is sure to be a stand out that is who you are looking for. Before you can think about it too much, contact the lady is the way she requests and start a communication. Provide the details she requests but try not to spend too much time worrying about what to say, just DO it. Reading through the site, most gentlemen are amazed at the amount of time they spent worrying, fussy, thinking etc. before they jumped in. Thankfully CERB takes a lot of the guess work out and gives you great resources. Jump in, enjoy and know you are in good hands no matter who you pick!! Good Luck *muah*

Sharknado. I can'T believe this movie is actually playing

``The Heat`` with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. Horrible!! I saw it at a drive-iin theater last week and it was not the comedy I was expecting. Bullock playing yet another tough smart ass FBI agent like she did in Miss Congeniality is becoming too played out. As much as I tried to watch it, I ended up getting distracted in the back seat as a result. lol.

I think the most important thing that YOU can do is NOTHING, and that you remember that this is something that SHE is doing, not you. Keep yourself and your urges and your fantasy and your expectations completely off the table, and let her do everything, or nothing, whatever happens happens. If you do not back off completely and allow her to make all the moves, other that the obvious ready or not, then you probably won't get a second chance. For one thing, it is she who should be reading the tips and the how tos, to a certain extent you can as well so you don't make any obvious errors, in action or judgment, but send her this link first. MOST of what women need for good sex is to have their minds on board, so it is pretty important that she be thinking about this for many days before she actually does it. http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2010/10/anal-sex-a-beginners-guide.html Also i do not see this anywhere, but she needs to also prepare her body from the inside out, like light meals, lots of water, etc etc. She will probably be embarrassed by the aftermath of anal, so making sure there is as little as possible inside there is important. if it is too messy, she isn't going to be impressed by all the cleanup afterwards and again will be a deterrant to a 2nd attempt. If you are successful and it does happen as planned, don't try to do it again the same day or even the next. if she is sore, tender or uncomfortable, she won't be impressed by the idea of going again right away. If at any time she says she hates it, wants to stop or doesn't want to do it ever again, you have to be OK with that.

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Here is the website: http://www.someecards.com/ These make me laugh SO hard. Do it for me. Please. I love these. I've spent hours over the last week laughing! It's a great way to decompress and laugh a little.

So I had an appointment today with the lovely ebony Adryanna today and I have to tell you the anticipation was off the charts. You see our last encounter ended in the usual volcano eruption and seeing stars that she usually generates but we had a little time at the end and chatted about likes and dislikes. This can be very interesting when you get to know your SP. Especially if they open up a little about what they'd like to try. I always find that the interim correspondence for the next visit will always reference the fantasy and build up the anticipation for it. Well the last visit yielded a great deal of information about how much she really does enjoy Greek (cue the cheering from all the fans of the act) and how she'd like to get fucked in front of a mirror standing up. She really wanted to watch the act and see if the visual sent her over the edge. Just the thought of it sends me over the edge! So today, she greeted me with a mischievous smile and matching thong and bra and she led me past the full length mirror in her room. I immediately sprung to attention thinking this fantasy is not just hers, it's mine too. Just to keep this a reasonable length...foreplay, foreplay, foreplay...then we're standing in front of the mirror with her delicious booty wiggling toward my eager dick. We both had a fun show in the mirror and if you haven't seen her gorgeous ass swallow your dick yet, this is NOT to be missed. The lady loves her Greek and went at it until her legs gave out. Didn't achieve the desired result yet so we washed up and proceeded to the next round of lazy doggy style. This is my favorite with her because her perfect ass slaps up against me enhancing the experience. If you're closer to fifty than thirty like I am, you appreciate all the stimulation you can get since the condom dulls the senses a little. Needless to say, volcanic eruption and stars again. And she came too! Fucking awesome sight with her cumming and pushing back on my dick! This lady gets better and better with every encounter. She even knows how to treat us not-so-young-and-not-a-stallion anymore guys. Just the little things like getting me raging hard before the condom get on, fun foreplay and lots of good encouragement. I will continue to have fun with Adryanna whenever she comes to town. Sometimes twice when she cums to town!

The flip side of the coin of the "good movies" thread. I figured why not a thread about movies to avoid? I think it's a good public service. Or maybe a good place to mention those "so bad, it's awesome" kind of movies. I'll start things off with one I just saw tonight. The Frankenstein Theory .....this is not one of those "so bad, it's good" kind of movies. It's just bad. The plot in itself should be enough to keep you away, but anyway....it's the latest in a long line of "mockumentary/found footage" horror movies. A college student theorizes that Mary Shelley's Frankenstein was based on a true story....and to prove his point...decides to go to the freakin' ARCTIC CIRLE to look for the Frankenstein monster! And somehow manages to convince an amateur film crew to come with him.....to the freakin' arctic circle! Yeah....'cause that's a brilliant idea. I will say there are some pretty suspenseful moments....or at least they would be suspenseful if you actually gave a crap about these characters....but they're so effin' stupid that it's kind of hard to care. I mean going camping in the middle of the arctic is stupid enough as it is....but to do so because you're looking for a monster....and then acting surprised when the shit eventually hits the fan? What did they expect?! I will admit that it is entertaining in the sense that it is very unintentionally funny. I laughed quite a few times. Hmmm....so maybe it actually is one of those "so bad, it's good" movies lol.

I took a chance on this one who advertises as 4'10" 100lbs and 19yrs old (I'd say accurate). I'm not usually into small bodies, but I was in the mood. Fairview incall location was okay, service was ok, price was ok, but the woman is really cute! Nice personality and all natural, shapely&toned body. All arrangements were made by text but phone would have been good too. I suspect that this might be agency run, just in terms of how she handled the timing (as if someone was expecting to hear from her) and sure enough, right on time her phone went off as if someone was reminding her to shut it down. No problem really I was almost out the door anyway. My spidey sense says that this one might get better after a visit or two. Enjoy!

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Keep up the good fight spud. And know that you are not fighting alone. Every member of this community is right there in your corner. Porthos

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i think one of the best pieces of advice i can give is to follow the advice you now have access to. I can't tell you the number of times I've read someone posting that he's new to it, he's read the reviews, he's read sps posts, and then he posts his first review (on a review site) and it is clear that none of that reading made a bit of difference. He managed to find the one out of every 100 ads that was B&S, scammer, fake ad, fake promises, and flakey, and now he's taking the time to post about it. just don't be that guy and you should be fine. Choosing an sp that is right for you, a good match for you and your level of experience and newness is the difference between an oh, what did I just do and oh, wow, let me tell you what an awesome time I just experienced!!

Let me bring a smile to your hump day with a relaxing yet sensual and steamy massage! I am 5'4, big blue eyes, short dark hair and curvy with tattoos that compliment my body in all the right places!! I will provide you with a sensual massage to get you started. I will follow up with a sexy body slide that will have you wanting more! Satisfying for the eyes and the body!! Then I will let the bubbles lead the trail for my fingers in the shower!! Duos couples body slides showers reverse massage foot fetishes I am here today to heighten you senses today from 3:30PM to 11:00PM at Angel's Touch 613-274-7073, Private Message me or email [email protected] to book Look forward to seeing you http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6518

If you are driving to Sydney , Take a few extra hours and go around the Cabot Trail over the Englishtown Ferry , there are not a lot of sights in Sydney but lots just outside , Baddeck is nice and there are some cool cliffs out in the Donkin area .

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Hi there. Not sure if you saw my post that I and Amelia Rodriguez are going to Sydney next week. xoxo

Just wanted to take a moment to say hello to all the new folks who have posted since I was here last. You've found a great place full of fantastic resources, great people, fun exchanges and of course a lot of sexy. For those of you who are new "jump on in, the water's fine" we'll take good care of you. For those who have sampled but are just finding CERB, you've found everything you didn't know you needed before! lol. Enjoy your journey and embrace it fully! :icon_twisted:

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Oh jeez. Don't get me started on sharknado and the like. I'm boycotting this movie. And what disturbs me even more is the exposure this movie is getting. Last I checked the global population of Great Whites was estimated to be down in the hundreds. That's GLOBAL! And yet movies like this are still being made, people see these movies and think it's perfectly ok to go out and slaughter sharks on a massive scale. Because they're evil man-eaters right? Wrong! That couldn't be farther from the truth. More people are killed by deer every year than by sharks. Where's the Bambinado movie? :p I like a good cheesy B movie as much as the next person. But at least make it about a creature that is NOT on the endangered species list for crissakes. Or better yet...how about making it about a fictional creature that cannot be harmed as a result of these stupid movies? Posted via Mobile Device

Your courage and strength are very evident in your post and don't be afraid to fight it all the way. It is amazing what positivity can do to help during these times. You will be in my thoughts. xo

I agree with Midnight-Massage. Don't over think it. You are here. You know enough to be able to pose this question. You should be able to dance through the Halifax section and see who catches your fancy. Now, you are at a crossroads. Want to worry about getting mugged, your personal safety, things like that? Don't. Or at least don't with regards to someone you find here. Particularly anyone you find who's been here since last Monday or more. :P Take your heart in your hands and before any anxiety can take over, contact her by her preferred method (call, text, pm), briefly tell her who you are, that you find her to be interesting, that you would like to arrange a rendezvous on [insert date] at [insert time] if she is available and so on. Voila! You will get an answer! Then all you have to do is keep yourself from letting your nerves get all bat-schite before you get there. The door opens. There she is. And it all flows so sensually from there. Good luck!

I wasn't an active member of this board before my first experience and I do wish I had read more on here beforehand. I wouldn't say I had a bad first experience but I definitely learned many things I could've from talking to the good people here. Ever since really involving myself with CERB I've learned so much and found a few SP's who fit the bill of my "dream encounter" If I had known these things off the bat then I think my introduction would've been much more enjoyable. You've taken a step in the right direction!

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Just saw Welcome to the Rileys with James Gandolfini (rip) awesome movie, eye opening too!

This season by far the worst season, it's more like 'The Real World' show. Amanda is ruining McCrae's game. I think Aaryn will either be the first or second one on the jury. Andy and Jessie are major floaters, Amanda will be joining Aaryn. McCranda is the weirdest showmance ever!

I know this SP that can squirt like crazy, but usually has to do it herself, so that would be clitoral! But, I was doggying her, she on an ottoman and me standing but moving around for deepest penetration, and she whipped around onto her back and started sqirting a stream, musta been a two foot arc, fucking awesome...this would have been g-spot induced! So I've seen it both ways hehehe

Squirting is so bloody hot!!! No bigger turn on than making a woman squirt!!!

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There are a lot of fantastic women here who will give you what you want. Peachy is great with people who are a bit reserved (You won't believe my first time). Slim, what you would call spinner type body. As for your body image, be super respectful, polite and nice; that's way more attractive then a rude guy with a 6-pack.

I watched Sin City With Bruce Willis that was an awesome movie

Awww hes super cute!! I have a chihuahua, his name is Taco, hes a blue grey with brown and white markings. Not a teacup but hes teeny and my little man....although he is only a pup and barks and barks and barks...hes still a cutie :) i want to post a pic of him for you guys to see but can't figure out how..

Ahhh!! I friggin love someecards!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: This is my new favourite thread!

Somedays this idea could be a real winner around here.

Just a quick note..... All providers have "real lives" and many aren't sitting around waiting for last minute inquires. Many of us prefer low volume planned dates as well. The majority of us do like to spend our time living our lives and aren't generally found scantily clad beside the telephone anticipating your short notice inquires. With the exception being when we are no showed, which unfortunately is a increasing trend here in winnipeg.

Based on your pictures, I'm pretty sure there'd be no hesitation from anyone to follow you anywhere, especially a secluded beach.

Hello! Welcome to cerb:) Simply find the city and province you want to advertise. The provinces are in the red block on home page. Then click the city, you will see ads & announcements for SP. Click that, then you are off to the races! Some cities show different boxes for MA or SP so be sure to click the appropriate spot for your style of service. Hope this is clear for you? If not send me a pm and I will walk you through it:) Best wishes and much success!

I had already been experienced in this business but never knew I had this talent until I used a sex toy and never had a full body orgasm. I could always cum or gush but never experienced that feeling all over where your eyes are about to roll in the back of your head and never squirted. I was in my mid 20's and had an exclusive arrangement with a client at the time who had just came back from a business trip and brought me a gift. It was a 10 inch dildo who we affectionately named "Mr Pink". This person and I had great chemistry so it was only natural for us to try something new. I ended up laying on the bed and giving him a bj with my head leaning over the bed. He pulled out the dildo and started to use it on me. Things only got hotter from there and while it was strange to use a toy because of the material it was made with, I was extremely turned on. There I was with his cock in my mouth and he started using this dildo on me. I started to get wetter and wetter and all of a sudden I could feel a strange sensation go from my toes to my head still with his cock pressed deep in my throat. I didn't know what hit me and then I started squirting everywhere to the point where I hit myself and my friend. I jumped up alarmed by what was happening and then there was a huge gush. He said in a soft voice "You just had an orgasm and squirted everywhere." I said, "Ï'd like to try that again sometime." From that day forward, an Ottawa squirter was born.

I can do it. but not all the time. If someone learn that I can squirt and say "oh I hope that you'll squirt for me"...it won't happen because I feel the pressure of squirting and I just can't after. Also...a lot of people *think* they can make me squirt, and 95% of the time they can't... so for me...I need to be really comfortable...not pressure, have someone that know what they do...and be in my own bed(as stupided as it sound I can't squirt anywhere else then my own bed because I know I can be messy on it:P

I have had short time experiences - mostly not in Canada I admit. Generally speaking anything under 40 minutes left me feeling unsatisfied. When I meet an SP I feel that we are sharing intimate time. Clock pressure is as much of a mood killer as an à la carte menu. In fact in my xp they ofter go together. Nothing kills the mood more than "Stop, if you want to touch my breasts that is extra", followed by "Stop, if you want multiple positions that is extra"... I would rather accept that I am paying for the lady's time and then subject to her personal restrictions (kissing, no bbbj etc.) there is no further discussion of money. Likewise for me a 15 minute rate is too much clock focus. I prefer to take my time, an hour or better two and enjoy. If I have only a short amount of time I would rather turn my attentions to other matters and call an SP when I have time to enjoy our time together. But that is just a personal opinion.