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well this is the time in my life when I say farewell and see you later.. I would love to thank everybody for welcoming me into cerb with open arms and open hearts!! cerb has showed me how genuine and true this business can be!! and I definitely love having the pleasure of having everybody's company even the people I have not yet met.. the last two years here in Ottawa have been wonderful and I'm very thankful, I have made some wonderful true friends and I have worked for the best woman I could ever have worked for ever Angie!!! so this is definitely not goodbye but its just see you later xoxoxo I wish nothing but the best for everyone much love. my very last day here will be August 25th kennidi kummings

This is why I DO have a clock in the room. I appreciate that some ladies chose not to, to demonstrate the relaxed atmosphere... but I purrsonally find the lack of one causes more anxiety than having one does. I keep mine on a small table across the room, slightly turned so the numbers aren't glaring at us. Most of the time it's even blocked by water glasses etc. I rarely look at it, and am far from a clockwatcher. But just like you, if there isn't one in the room, I get stressed. I find myself worrying about timing, rather than focusing on enjoyment. Having it there means we can glance at it if and when we need to, and lets us relax and enjoy the time we do have together.

Good morning girlies :) Don't worry about a thing; I personally know many men who prefer to sit instead of standing up when peeing ;) I also know a lot of men who enjoy going for pedis and manis, go for relaxing RTM massages, go to a spa for a half a day, go to get waxed, etc. If you ever get upset and want to deal with it the "girly way", just go out and buy yourself a bucket of ice cream and eat it right from the container with a big spoon ;) lol

I'll share something here that I would never tell anyone, I would rather squat to pee then to stand up in front of the toilet and splash all over the walls. In reality if there is a urinal I will use it, if I'm working in the bush I'll pee standing up but this is mainly at home and at work or when visiting family and friends.

I also enjoy getting a manicure and a pedicure, I'm sure some of you guys like that too.

Many SP's get tremendous amounts of cancellations and it's just bad for their business. Some of them just get sick of it and have to charge a fee. I guess it should happen to people that have cancelled more than once because that's a little sketchy. I'm really not surprised SP's are doing this though.

Another day in paradise. The day dawned cloudy, but the prevailing breeze swept the clouds away. Time for sun, sand and surf. The biggest decision I have to make today is where to have lunch. God I love vacations.

Me, I LOVE kissing and actually prefer it to as BJ and have pulled ladies up from a BJ because I wanted to taste her lips so badly. Likewise, I've kissed ladies after DATY specifically because I wanted her to taste herself off my lips. I'm pretty much game for anything when it comes to sexual exploration. Some things I prefer more than others but all in all I'll try some pretty f**ked up stuff by most peoples standards. Some of the things that SP's and clients would excitedly engage in would make some others cringe. That's ok, we're all different and have different wants and needs. However, when it comes to sexual preferences I'll never say that there is a right or wrong. Some people have issues with some things (some rational, some irrational) but in a business/industry built on "pleasure" I'm not sure that anyone should be frowned upon for preferring not to engage in any act that they might happen to find unpleasant (for whatever reason). I rather not take a tit for tat perspective when it comes to sex. If a person prefers not to engage in a particular act, be it kissing after BJ or anything else I think that communication is the key between partners to avoid raised eyebrows or even hurt feelings.

Guys.....watch this. LOL Girls.......that ain't me........promise! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BYtkRFnS4o

I had noticed Stacey`s ads for a few weeks and decided to take the plunge. She is French from MTL so language was not an issue for us. She is not a spinner but she has very nice features and hard body. Small firm breasts and nice erected nipples when excited. I had booked an hour session and told her that I was looking for a slow session with lots of carresses and kisses. She did comply and it was very enjoyable. Lots of moaning on daty and multiple positions. The DT ending was to die for. I am in my mid-fifties and usually prefer ladies in a higher age bracket but she gave me faith in the new generation of providers...loll

I've seen a few women that don't have a clock or watch close by. Since my watch is my cell phone and it's always off and far away, I don't always have a good judge of what the time is. I have a huge clock anxiety problem. I've been so cautious about not running my time over that sometimes, during the last half hour, I'm thinking more about leaving in time so that I don't offend whoever I'm with. It's gotten so bad that the last person I was with, I left well before our time was up just because I was afraid of going over. Am I alone in this?

How many others are getting calls from Pakistan and India regarding "software problems with your pc's". "problem with the number of error messages being sent to microsoft" "we are providing a software upgrade to Windows 7 to correct" Only problem is....I have been running Apple products for 10 years, not touched a Microsoft product in that time. My guess is that it is a SCAM, probably VIRUS laden. So beware fellow Cerbites, they won't provide a return number or email address.

Spumoni, a luscious mix of chocolate, pistachio, and cherry, with lot of nuts and candied fruit incorporated. Decadent, refreshing, and every mouthful is a surprise.

Be full of care when looking at what your insurance company decides to give you. My one experience with a house fire taught me that hiring a Private Insurance Adjuster is definitely worth it. I brought one in and the insurance company's offer of $60 000 was $53 000 short. The settlement ended up being $113 000 and the PIA took 10%. They act as YOUR agent and ensure you get everything you are entitled to. Here is a link to explain... http://www.accidentattorneys.com/resources/accidents/insurance-denials/understanding-what-private-insurance-adjusters-do Good luck and I'm sorry this happened! cat

mmmmmm can I ride your ripple???? Plus Pumpkin Pie ice cream sounds divine!

I have wings! Kinda

There is nothing nicer:) I had a pleasure of meeting a very fun and sexy man last night , he relieved me of a lot of stress, thanks;) Additional Comments: oops! started a new thread in the wrong place-sorry

When I started out I was a nervous wreck about going over my time with a lady. I was a serious clock watcher checking the time every few minutes and it did have an impact on the enjoyment of my encounter. Now right before I knock on the door for the lady I set my timer on my phone for 50 min (or 10 minutes less than my allotted time if my appointment is longer) and forget about it. I enjoy myself and when the timer goes off I know that I've got 10 minutes left to get myself together. I've learned that most dates tend to have a very similar progression and knowing how I operate I can usually time the encounter out to about 45-50 minutes of sexual play based on my own internal clock. Because "I" am a clock watcher I do prefer a lady to have a easily readable clock present for me to glance at every now and then but with the timer already set I know I'm safe and it takes the pressure off.

I was going down on a lady. Right after the big O just came up, with a somewhat dazed and very satisfied look and kissed me like no tomorrow. One of the hottest memories I have. Why deny her the same sense of satisfaction. My penis is super clean. I'd suck it if I could, and if I had a fascination with such things, but I can't and I don't.

I would love to offer you something different from 10 - 7 this thursday... A session with me is not about what services I offer you. It is an honest experience. We both bring ourselves into that moment. The feelings and experiences you have with me are uniquely yours. There is no script, these are the experiences of two people enjoying each others company in a moment just for us. I truly feel fulfilled in that moment. I cherish the opportunity to relax my inhibitions, and explore that special sensual moment with you. A session with me is a seduction of your body mind and soul. Each experience with me is built upon a real connection and respect. I guide our experience to something that is natural and fulfilling... A true gem with a 32DD 24 34 toned body with soft feminine curves waits for you. Matched with a charming personality, and an empathetic soul. A true escape for your physical, mental, and emotional stresses. Come see me thursday at Club CMJ west 10 - 7 Let your inhibitions go and let's explore together! 613-523-6199 or PM

Cerb is not shown to members only. Guests are limited to 5 page views most of the time before getting the NAG screen to register but most of the site is indexed by google and can be read by NON MEMBERS. To participate on the site however it requires a membership. Still not a "PUBLIC PLACE" it is a form of MEDIA and has no physical "PLACE" unless you count the physical location where the data is stored on the server as the 1's and 0's that make up the site are stored on a computer is a NON PUBLIC secured building

Wonderful post Curious !! After I read this post earlier.....I reminisced about all the wonderful gals I have met over time and the fond memories ! Many I keep in touch with regularly and can't wait to see them again :) You ladies are not just people too ... but amazing people !! You gals give us... YOU !! I try to give back if I can in whatever way I can. Often it's a surprise ;) and Nikki .... I am labeled an ass kisser already so I shall get right on that .... I have allotta ass to kiss and I am NOT stopping till my job is done !!! ;) hehe Thx girls and CHEERS !!!! :chug:

If you have ever toyed with the idea of having an encounter with a shemale, toy with it no longer - go see Lola and let her toy with you! To say that she is "passable" is to damn with faint praise - seeing her you would have no doubt that you are in the company of a very attractive woman. At least, you will have no doubt until things proceed to the point that it becomes abundantly clear that the "male" part in "shemale" has very real meaning here. (Imagine me gesturing, holding my hands a surprising distance apart right now!) Lola is attractive, friendly, hot, and simultaneously a beautiful woman and a really hung man, with all the permutations that makes possible. She will treat you gently if you wish, or take charge if you prefer. If you are at all hesitant about the new situation, as one might be, she will help you past that. I won't go into details here (except one - when I noted "msog", I meant Lola, not me!) but feel free to pm me. She's only here another couple of days, so don't miss your chance. You will enjoy it!

Me too! :biggrin: I try to avoid pants whenever possible.

Learning that my mothers heart issues are nothing serious, or so I'm being told.

I would be completely turned off if a man didn't want me to kiss him, after I'd had HIS OWN COCK in my mouth. If he thought that made my mouth gross, I'd have a simple solution - I wouldn't put his cock in it.

What makes you think they don't look at this site? I know for a fact they do as I have spoken with police in the past in regards to the site. In fact a very nice lady police investigator contacted us not too long ago asking for assistance in a case. Now, your new so I suspect you think prostitution is illegal right? We watch a lot of american TV and prostitution in Canada (unlike MOST of the USA) is very much legal here. In canada streetwalking (public solicitation), brothels (common bawdy houses) and pimping/procuring is illegal. The actual exchange for money for sex in private is very much legal and since a website is not considered a PUBLIC PLACE discussing and advertising such activities in classified ads and online is NOT illegal. We do not allow discussions of illegal nature here. Included on this list is - streetwalkers - FS massage spa's - public brothels - sex in public (including "Car dates") - underage (18 is the legal age) - drugs - pimping and so on... Hope that helps

Penelope:http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=35208 Katherine:http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=29603 Simply amazing duo!! Penelope first came to my attention through a fellow CERB member as someone that I'd be interested in seeing. Boy were they correct after I viewed her profile and website. She is a very beautiful lady who carries herself with a gentile grace and charm. I was pleased when she posted she would be coming to Halifax for a couple of days. I quickly sent her a PM so I wouldn't miss out on seeing such a lovely lady. Penelope is a real treasure. After a few more PM's we were able to arrange a date and time that would suit all three of us. I am glad I had the chance to meet her. She is simply amazing!! As the time neared for our appointment I was getting butterflies as I haven't had a duo in awhile. Without going into too many details, as each encounter is different for everyone depending on a variety of things. Shortly after arriving where we deceided to meet, Katherine met me at the door and led me into the room so that I could meet Penelope for the first time. What a site it was. ;) Penelope is a very beautiful lady sporting a few tattoos that look very good on her. After chatting for a bit and some lite refrehments, well, let's just say we really enjoyed ourselves. ;) ;) Penelope is a bit shy at first but once you get to know each other better, watch out. lol. Both Penelope's and Katherine's skills are out of this world. I highly recommend seeing either of these wonderful ladies alone or together should you get the chance. They are both truly amazing. ;) :D They are sure to leave you with a smile on your face that will last for days to come. ;) (I know I still am. lol). Thank you Penelope and Katherine for a memorable duo. I definitely will repeat when given the opportunity. Absolument une expérience mémorable ;) Merci pour tous.

Guys do ur self a favor go see this hides of a women amazing looks and attitude.....would everyday all day if i could.....im addicted....so sensual and wow WOW SMELLS GD freash and clean sooooooo much fun

A touch can show so many things. A firm grasp to show passion! A soft caress to inspire desire! A playful tickle to tease you! What do you want my touch to say to you tomorrow?? Come see me 10 - 8 tomorrow and let our touch guide us! The most erogenous zone in the human body is your brain. I intend to touch it with beautiful visions, sweet scents and soft whispers. A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills all of your desires without you asking for anything. No two encounters are the same, each guest gets a session tailored to the respect he shows me.. Your only responsibility in my company is to relax and let me lead you to a place of pleasure you have only imagined. I take care of my beautiful 32DD 24 34 body and it shows. It is a reflection of the beauty and sensations that await when you spend time with me. Call 613-523-6199 or PM me

I love ice cream , but a scoop of banana flavored on top of a scoop of chocolate and under a scoop of peanut butter ripple is almost as good as ...... s....'s pu... , if you get my drift

People who put their garbage out the day before pick up!

Neapolitan here! And I guess that's just about right too. :)

I love providing massage. It helps to bond with the other. You can feel where their tension is and working out the kinks helps too. I do recommend learning proper techniques. If you are using improper techniques, you can wear your hands and muscles out fast. It is also good to learn techniques so that you are not actually doing damage to your date. I had a client give me a massage, and he ended up hurting me so I ended up having to book a massage to ease the kinks out. So, I rarely let others give me massage for this reason. I let them massage my feet first, and if they know what they are doing, then they can proceed. Enjoy!

Definitely not alone in this! Ive found myself worrying about how much time is remaining and the stress definitely takes away from the experience. I think you have a good approach Cleo. Out of the away and disruptive but still there in case either party is curious for a time check.

I have been wearing Levi's jean ever since high school and they fit me very well. I did one time buy a pair of designer style jeans but never wear them when riding my motorcycle.

All the best to you, Kennedi! Thanks.

Well girls.... Sex is good :) I wanna wine you and dine you and 69 you !! ....and then make out and kiss and kiss and kiss like we were in high school ;) Good times ! It's all good !!!

Market trading - Seriously, I got into it when I was 10, my parents ignored my advice and lost a lot of money. They then gave me the password to their account and told me I was now in charge. Paid of a good portion of my university from the money I made, recouped the losses, made a tidy profit for them. Now I play with my own account which funds hobbying. TFSA ftw! Photography - Started this off because I was bored and I buy things on an impulse after being very thrifty for months. It's a problem, but in this case, it paid of and then some. I became pro after someone saw my work, and decided she wanted to hire me. Never looked back Gardening - Love everything except weeds. I F'ING hate weeds. Cerb - Not particularly a hobby, but I do find myself here a lot. Reading - Anything, everything. Travelling - I like to make it a point to go to at least one new country (not US) every year, as well as one new state/province. Scratched 6 of my list last year, only get to scratch one this year :( My penis - I play with it, it brings me pleasure. Ladies play with it, it brings me even more pleasure. Yes, penis is my hobby.

Happy Birthday sexnonstop Enjoy your special day RG

Good news: fracture is healing well. Bad news: still have to wear a cast for the next 4 weeks.

I believe that so many reasons abound as to why men choose paid company rather than a GF, wife, what have you, but I look at asshats who post shit like Curious describes this way: They are paying us and the reality is that these guys fall into the "NEED TO PAY FOR IT" category. Their "personality", I imagine, leaves no other options. It's also why they live on sites that not only allow, but encourage & reward the disparaging of women who actually let them play with their boobies. These sad little men, with their sad little winkies that they need to pay to get touched, and make me imagine on the other side of the keyboard sits this usually have the social skills of an inbred jackal & couldn't get it ANY other way. I don't feel sorry for them. Because they are the rage-aholics who will never have a healthy relationship, likely are on every douche list in the country & if SPs/MAs were to suddenly disappear, they would explode in utter frustration knowing they haven't the ability to ever get laid again! They know it, they resent it, so they turn it around to blame the imperfect woman who probably cringed at their touch regardless of the cash in hand. Sandi P.S. Feel free to repost this on any other site out there. I have no fear since I don't do bestiality!

Based on his response below and previous offensive posts we have arranged for gotowat09 to take a vacation from CERB. Everyone is welcome to their own opinion and we don't have to all agree but we do need to refrain from judging others and using offensive terms and attitudes when expressing our viewpoints. gotowat09 did neither. Clearly your just as retarded as the other guy. Go fuck your mother =Cerb Moderator]Dear gotowat09, You have received an infraction at CERB - Canadian Escort Recommendation Board. Reason: Rude and offensive posts ......- As the member pointed out you are being judgmental and making huge assumptions about the men and women of CERB. Not the best way to introduce yourself to this group. Your use of the word retarded is offensive. The links you provided explain how stds are harmful to development not how having sex can be harmful. Please save your judgment for elsewhere. ......- This infraction is worth 1 point(s) at 3 warnings (or points) your account is usually suspended. Infractions will never expire but only you and the moderator accounts can view them. The infractions are on your account so we can keep track of what we have spoken to you about in the past.

I had pleasure to meet MsManda few weeks ago. She is really good in what he does and I repeat again when I come back !!