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If she was the right women...she would be a die hard Riders fan also watching the game!

Hi this is Lexi. I would just like to speak on my own behalf. I am 19 I turn twenty in march. I actually got jumped by a bunch of girls a few weeks ago and they took my wallet and personal phone when I was walking home one night. And even if I did have a photo I.D I would never show it to a strange name being that I have personal information on it. For all I know you could be a stalker. Anyways I was just letting you know my half of the story.

Signs that you've spent too much time on Cerb: You overhear a nearby person make an interesting observation and automatically yell out "thanks". Your friends notice that you've stopped complaining about bad experiences with restaurants, movies, and sporting events and only share which ones you'd recommend. When you go somewhere new you don't feel like you can be fully involved until you've said at least five things. Instead of just thinking happy thoughts your immediate reaction to seeing a picture of alluring eyes, a best bum, beautiful lingerie, an appreciated redhead, loved boobies, or awesome abs is that you better login and share it. You notice a couple people shouting at each other and warn them they should wait for more people to speak in between them or they may get in trouble. You're looking through the alphabet books in a bookstore and think the theme or word choices are very boring. Your boss sends you 100 emails and you automatically congratulate them on their contributions. Someone complains that they weren't allowed into an event and your first thought is to ask them about their hygiene. When watching the Lord of the Rings, the Eye of Sauron reminds you a little of MOD (err...only in the look of the avatar, not the whole personality of ultimate evil thing...) Hmm, did I miss any? :)

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Similarly, Knowledge is knowing men and woman may offer intimate encounters and appreciate gratuity; Wisdom is respecting them as human beings who share an experience with you and not as a commodity.

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Tic tac under the tongue is my secret. It's a skill to be mastered, to avoid passing it on to your partner or choking on it if it goes down the throat lol. Mouthwash covers the mouth, but not the throat, so my advice is to ensure that something minty fresh goes all the way back there as well. Avoid toothbrushing too close to appointments. It is considered something that increases risk, by creating tiny skin tears/abrasions. An hour before or so should be fine.

Lexi - sorry to hear about loosing your id. I would suggest making a copy of your id once you get a new set, just blocking out our personal information. This way, in the future, you can assure your client you are in fact of age, but protect your identity. Just have the copy show your picture and date of birth. Welcome to cerb, by the way. xoxo

Bad breath I can live with, and tasting cigarettes isn't that big of a deal. What was a real turn off, and it only happened once with a non-cerb lady, is when I kissed her and I tasted cherry lube. I really like the taste of cherry, so that in itself wasn't the issue, the turn off was that I had just stepped in the door. I guess I wasn't her first :)

Saw the irresistible Jenny yesterday :) She will be in town until mid January, then heading south for a bit. Same schedule as before, there on weekdays except Tuesdays an the occasional Saturday. Apparently she likes Saturdays as they are quieter. Ciao! -Alg

Nothing like that exists here.

The theme of this thread is sexy black and white pictures of women found within Cerb albums. Sometimes a simple black and white picture is sexier then full colour pictures. Let's see what we kind find :) To start a fairly new member to CERB, she just posted these pictures recently : from Eva Pearl's Album some very sexy pictures : She also has some very sexy colour pictures too :) check them out.

As a die hard Roughrider fan since 1975 today is a once in a lifetime occasion. I do post the question would any die hard Rider fan skip tonight's game to be with the right woman whether she be an SP you have always wanted to see or an ordinary potential girlfriend? My honest response to this question would be yes but she would have to be off the charts my type. Even then it would be an extremely tough decision. Of course one can DVR the game but we all know watching a delayed live sporting event is not the same.

I tend to look at the quality of the post and of the poster, and a little bit of the quantity of posts, but only a small number really needs to be there to give a reasonable level of credibility. I would like to comment on the reputation points, two things, first there was a period when "rep points went wild" and posters were getting an exponential number of rep points, so if you got a reasonable number of reps type points during that period, they translated to a huge number, so some members rep points are overstated. So, one needs to be careful. Second, I find that if you have an opinion contrary to main stream, you will get less support than if you go with the flow and are overly supportive and sympathetic in general. To me, it is okay to have a different point of view, and you should not be condemned for that. So, depending on the type of person, willing to give an opinion or go with the flow, it can contribute to your rep points. So, I don't pay that much attention to those either. I think it is good to have a different point of view, and that shouldn't always be considered negative, or even that the comments are, so long as it doesn't get personal. So, form you own opinion based on the quality of the posts of the posters, and worry only somewhat that the poster has at least a small number of posts.

Being that the game is happening in my home town, and I am a DIE HARD Riders fan, I would KILL to be freezing my ass off in Mosaic Stadium tonight. However, I will take wearing green and watching the game with Emily Rushton while her Ticats LOSE instead. Ice4fun... NOOOO appointments, there's football on !!! GO RIDERS GO !!!!!!!!!! Green is the colour, football is the game! We're all together, and winning is our aim! So cheer us on through the sun and rain, Saskatchewan Roughriders is our naaaame !!!!! WOOOO!

Fun test, I scored 69, lol just kidding I scored 40 ( just like my penis enamored friend Emily J ) and while I agree with the summary evaluation I feel I'm a handful of 41 thrown in for good measure depending on the day :)

41. But I think I am really a 40.5 (a bit of 40, a bit of 41, depending with who I am).

I have absolutely no objections in sharing, if the lady communicates to me she would enjoy that, as I sure can get equality turned on when the lady puts on the same show for me.. What what completes the experience is the look on her face, the smile (grin), and the spaks in her eye as she gets even more exited... A great way to start a play date.. ;-)

Life too short, don't waste your time waiting! Unless you are marrying a super SP...it won't. Top notch SPs know what they are doing...they aren't still trying to figure things out. Get out there and enjoy yourself!

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Please No the last thing i need is to be on the meter.... constantly checking to see how i am doing....next you will be telling me it will make a clicking sound for each minute...or that it will say "please remove your cock or deposit another $30.00". Under this system would there be a light outside the SP's door so you could tell when she has a "Fare" like the taxi's do. I am happy as it is now... just me and her playing "Beat The Clock" LOL Great Thread

Was looking at membership, and had come up with this try and see if you could mentioned 10-15 members in a short story. The underlined below are all CERB members. When I was a young kid and a young man I always dreamed about beautiful women until Igotaboner because I Love2Cum , I luvbigboobies I luvladiesbums I was first a massagefan but after seeing drdicker and the drlove they told me to stop getting shitface and go get your cherrykiss . After my stronghearted friends at CERB gave me advise like not to fart in a ladies presence cause you are not going to have funtogether210 times. So with Eloquence, I eased into the hobbying game and having some days my Bonecrawl giving ladies that canadiancock70 times, in a visit that made us luv4lust. So here's to you ladies, and the gents that are outforfun remember you don't know Whatsup next, so enjoy your int-mate times together! IF YOU ARE INTO THE CHALLENGE YOU CANNOT USE THE LISTED MEMBERS I ALREADY USED

Watched Skyfall again last night Entertaining James Bond, not the best IMHO Only JB where he lost He was supposed to protect M, well we all know what happened to M and arch cyber villain Raoul Silva wanted to die and Bond obliged him But entertaining nonetheless RG

I recently came across this one the other day. True words I try my best to live by.

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Very politely said ChantalSummers. I don't have much of an opinion but what I will say, is this: When GFE session get into the ..."will you do XXX for this much" or "how much for that", its awkward. Makes me think money is an issue for you and I'm a garage sale.

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I know it sounds like a suck-up, but I love women in casual clothes. It's more mysterious to find out what's underneath those baggy comfort duds, than anything else.

Annastasia is awesome,trust me

No ID may mean under age but just to play devils advocate... Wouldn't a strange man asking for ID scare the beejesus out of an inexperienced young SP say 18 to 22 who is new at this and scared to death of getting busted by an undercover cop. I wouldn't be showing mine so easy if I was her. That could be a very scary thing. Another thing you should all know is we have emailed back and forth a couple times and she used an email which showed her real name (which I told her wasn't cool and that she should be more cautious and get an anonymous email... anyway. I went on my facebook and searched her name and found her. It was definitely her. I recognized the background in one of her pictures and she was in a bar that I know well. The bars aren't like they use to be and unless you look 50, if you have no ID, your not getting in.

I attempted to see Lexi this afternoon. When I got to her place I was shocked at how young she looked. First thing I did was ask her how old she was, she said 19, I asked her if she had some ID and she said not right now (In her own house and no ID, really)??? This raised a huge RED FLAG for me and I told her that I cannot proceed with the appointment and immediately left. I just thought that I would pipe up and share my thoughts.

So...I'm sure most of us have noticed that the option to Facebook "like" something is just about everywhere on the Internet these days. But I have to ask, am I the only one that finds it really odd whenever the "like" option is available under a porn video? I mean, are there really that many people around that watch a clip and think "oh yeah, I just have to share this on my Facebook wall for all my family and friends to see!" I mean, what kind of response would one be expecting? An uncle to comment "hey, that's one of my favourites too!" Or a coworker to say "oh if you like that one you should check this out, it's got gerbils!" What am I missing here?

heyy babe my regular mentioned her shes nice from what I've been told outcalls are great dunno about incall. I've heard of UEA before although last time was years ago and they used to bypass fredericton and go directly to nova scotia im unaware if its the same ones as before or new owners/business ect.

There IS an existing market for both MA's and SP's ! :) I gleefully respect both and those who optimistically seek them. Cheers to diversity! And cheers to keeping it rosey!

I watched Bad Grampa the other night. If you like the Jackass movies you'll like this one. They have strung the hidden camera bits together with a story line, similar to Borat. There are some really funny gags in this movie but one in particular is hilarious. Worth seeing IMO.

I'd like to be included on this, haven't heard anything yet. I like to think that I contribute whenever I can!

Lol! Hope you found what you are looking for, but for next time, the girls who 'go all the way' place our ads here - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 It's unlikely a lady would contact you with an offer... we put our ads up with our information for you to contact US if you'd like to arrange a get together Happy hunting :)

I love that you gents all have one specific thing you look forward to, I think that's awesome. There is no way I would be able to narrow it all down to just one thing though. There are so many things I look forward to, anticipate, get wet about. Not only that but there's what happens with specific people too. I'm happy I inspired the thoughts and visuals that led to this thread because I love when I get them from others posting here.

Bretton Woods, While the spirit of your point may be valid, I'm not sure it quite applies to this particular discussion, just in that I don't see that it has been limited to "blonde, brunette, and redhead". Several posts, including the original one, have mentioned black hair. Or do you mean because overall there aren't many in the world, that it's Eurocentric to discuss blonde and red hair at all? If so, I still don't see the problem with anyone suggesting that's what they personally find attractive. A person can't consciously help what hair colour they find appealing (now if someone where to go further and say those with a certain hair colour are inherently better people, that's problematic). I mean, I've always found something very hot about people--of any culture--who have dyed or streaked their hair with an interesting colour (purple, pink, etc). And of course that represents approximately zero to one percent of the world's population. :) Anyway, if forced to pick one I guess I'd have to say I tend to find red hair the most striking. But in reality--like most physical features--I usually end up finding every hair colour attractive. It's more the style the lady wears it and how well it suits her that makes it attractive, so I end up changing my choice depending on who I'm admiring. As in most things, yay for variety! As for importance, as Miquelon says, this is all mostly about an initial attraction. At the end of the day personality is going to make all the difference.