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It's the ladies that make CERB a great site. Without the ladies, it would just be a bunch of guys which I think would be sad.

In some ways i think we're the wrong group of people to ask because many of us like this aspect as part of our total encounter. We are sexual creatures and this is just a part of it. To me, this service would probably be more directed towards the people looking for connection and intimacy without the sexual aspect. All those people who may frown on sex work could view this as therapeutic and be perfectly happy supporting it. Those who would love to step into a hobbyist world but are fearful or have morality issues may view this as a happy medium. Honestly, anything that gets the world touching more, physically versus electronically connected and in some ways, back to the roots of humanity is a good thing.

IMO... what makes CERB great is that is not just a website.., is that it is a COMMUNITY before anything... where people share Opinions.. and sometimes they may differ one from the Other but where everyones respects one another!

I love cuddling, especially with this cold weather! Mmm snuggling...

For the last 3 years that I have been a member of CERB. I have made many new friends, met many beautiful women, both SP's and MA's. Chatted with many people in the Chat Room. This has become part of my daily routine now. I wanted to see why you think Cerb is such a special place? I'll start off with my list. - It is a positive place where mostly good things are talked around. - A source of beautiful and sexy women. - A great place to have discussions. - Recommendations to help choose a woman to have an encounter. - A place for women to advertise and check out clients for safety. - A chat room to talk to people - A PM system to communicate with each other in privacy. - A great Moderator to keep us in line. - Senior Members to help the newbies out. - Lot's of jokes and fun. - Lot of game and sexy pictures threads. - Kind caring members that help each other out. What else can you add?

Well my CERB Goddess Of The Day is Meg O'Ryan (formally Meg For Fun) Not only is she a wonderful companion, she is the lady that brought us this positive thread to pay homage to all the ladies who brighten our lives Meg's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=27470 Meg's Recos http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=18300 And a pic of Meg Oh OK not really Meg, but she looks like a blonde Ann Margret RG

be careful guys another tineye check comes back positive for this girl benefit of the doubt given wont says shes fake yet they are Canadian adds lol XXXX REMOVED BY MOD XXXX

HELLOO GENTS WINTER HAS BEGUN .THRILLING! TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30PM - 11 PM COME UNWIND IN THE SEXIEST WAY..WITH A MASSAGE THAT WILL MELT YOU LIKE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN A HOT CUP OF COCOA FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I AM THE ALL-ENCOMPASSING, ALL EMBRACING M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE A SOFT APPROACH AND MY LAVISHLY SENSUAL TECHNIQUES ARE INCREDIBLY, BLISSFULLY MAGICAL FOR TOTAL WELL BEING IF YOU SO SEEK TO ENGAGE IN THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE. I HAVE AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO GIVE AFFECTION.. I AM FAVORABLY, AESTHETICALLY GRATIFYING. I AM PETITE YET BRIMMINGLY STACKED (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENCE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. AWESOME DIPPED IN AWESOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP! ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. FOR THE GENT WHO SO LUSTS FOR THE GRANDEUR AND LUXURY OF THE FINEST AND MOST ELEGANT. YOU WILL HAVE THE RARE PLEASURE OF INSTANT COMFORT IN THE COMPANY OF AN EXTRAVAGANT TREAT. AN ADULT EPISODE WITH ME WILL BE CLASSY AND SENSUOUS, AN EXTREMELY EXHILARATING PLEASURE. LEAVING YOU RICH WITH THE GIFT OF EXTRAORDINARY MEMORIES. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE PERFECTLY EXECUTED ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! IF YOU HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE LEGIT WAY IT'S DONE, I OFFER THAT GENUINE SLIPPERY MASSAGE THAT HAS PEOPLE TALKING Q: DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? A: I APPRECIATE APPOINTMENTS MADE IN ADVANCE BUT CAN ALSO BE REACHED LAST MINUTE. *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT

For the last few weeks I have read through all the amazing posts in this thread paying homage to the numerous elite service providers that we are blessed to have here as part of CERB. As I have read these posts I have thought that amongst this group of amazing women should be Savannah Lane.... my problem of course was that I was not certain I could find the words to properly describe Savannah..... but here I go. I have known Savannah for seven months and in that time I have had the distinct pleasure of having many many many sessions with her. I could spend literally hours telling you about the level of passion and seduction that she brings to her meetings with her clients...in my experience she goes to extraordinary lengths to connect with her client and ensure that your time with her is everything YOU want it to be. I have had the pleasure of meeting a number of amazing Service Providers over the years but Savannah for me has raised the bar. I have often left a Service provider very satisfied and looking forward to another meeting but only with Savannah have I actually booked again for the next day as I walk to my car. So..... the encounter is amazing....the sex unbelievable..... but that is not the whole story of Savannah. Having been fortunate to have met her as often as I have I think i have come to appreciate her as a person and a friend as much I appreciate her as my companion. This lady is as passionate, caring and engaged in her everyday life as she is in her professional life. She amazes me more every day. Her energy....drive... and commitment to the important things in her life is inspiring and i can honestly say that she has changed my life. When I first met Savannah...and even now... I am dealing with issues in my own life that have caused me great pain and with which I struggle every day. Savannah has lifted my spirit and shown me a passion for life that has empowered me in my own life challenges (If my wife and family knew about her they would thank her too). She has positively impacted my life and for this I will be Thankful to her forever. Oh.... and did I mention the Sex is fucking amazing The picture that initially caught my interest: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=7217&pictureid=46677 The amazing Lady that keeps me coming back: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=83555

I completely agree with Vitto :) CERB is an amazing community, everyone here is respectful of one another, and we all have our own special place... I also love the fact that I have had the opportunity to meet so many nice people through CERB Such an amazing community, and I am so happy and proud to be a part of it, and thankful for everyone here Kisses to all...and Stay Sexy xxo

As is Mature Lee. Can't go wrong with either Lady!

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The first time I bought Habanero peppers was about 15 years ago. I bought 10 of them at Loblaws and went home to make a spaghetti sauce. I chopped them up and added them to the sauce (yes, it was a veery hot spaghetti sauce). After I was done I headed over to the bathroom to wash my hands. On the way, without thinking, I reached through my boxers and scratched my balls. Needless to say, I was in the shower with the water on for the next 30 minutes. Gives new meaning to the words "Great Balls of Fire"! Polydeuces

I love my hitachi... Sooo much!! For men, I get way turned on by fleshlights. Weird, I know. But the pink lady vortex? RAWR! I have been told it's like the best jerk session you ever had. Equal pressure all the way around!!! Yum! Good for solo play or have your gf, partner, etc do it for you ;)

bOObieS.:boobeyes:

SURPRISE KATHERINE !!! But Precisely !! In your hotness Katherine that burlap bag falls apart and turns instantly into a shexy skirt and nipple tassles. Do the Xmas Hula baby YEAH !!! hehe ;)

I have no new dress yet either. Lee Richards send me this burlap bag saying I'd look great in it, but I think I will try and do better. That Lee you never know what he is up to, it may be designed to fall apart once it reaches body temperature. :icon_wink:

Cuddling is one of my favorite intimate moment. For me, sex without it is blah. It is a rare moment in which we can be both vulnerable and protective of each other. When a lady is comfy and trusting enough to abandon herself and tenderly snuggle in my arms, and almost fall asleep, it is... magical.

I voted - No -sorry, but I just wouldn't pay for that service alone. I'm much more of the sensual,erotic pleasuring type guy. :) ...my reasoning... The cuddling/spooning....spooning first.. I enjoy IT... is when she can feel my hard on the small of her back while I caressed her breasts and kissed the back of her neck and held her tightly. Then she turn around and laid a big long DFK, and well...we know the rest of the story :) That is more of my type of service which includes cuddling/spooning with the full deal.

If there price were right, yes, I would. There are days where things just pile up on you, you get overwhelmed and need that human touch except for many, you can't get that. There isn't anyone around or they're busy or your friends wouldn't understand a 1/2 hour snuggle. This is a prime example. Sometimes you just need a hug. As an SP I would definitely include something like this. There is a chance it might not be the only thing you end up wanting/needing but I love the added benefit of the therapeutic touch aspect. I'm sure there is a lot of value in a stand alone snuggery but I would think it would have to be in the right location. Australia is very open to many things and would embrace this concept with open arms. There are others places that would not or would view it sideways as something dirty.

I'd suggest taking a look at the entire collection of pictures here: http://www.boreddaddy.com/photos-stomach-drop/ What people will try is amazing! (with just a little crazy thrown in ;) ) Here's a couple just to get you started:

How can you NOT cheer for a team with a cat for a mascot? Im running to the market to grab you a watermelon and later when I serenade you with Roar you can cry into your melon.... And YES I am the luckiest as I have a date with Savannah Lane.....I do get the BEST of BOTH worlds.... Saint John and I are the luckiest people alive....and we even brought you almost Regina Temps so you can feel like your at home Miss Lane :) Lets GO TiCATS!!!!

I just flung peanut butter onto my curtains because I was dancing with the knife in my hand. Okay, now post some of your own silly bloopers.

I can cuddle like the dickens :) ..... but I luv to kiss .... soooo I might be puckered up and my eyes closed while talking to you while cuddling and poking fun at you with an erection...

I had phone sex with a Cerb lady once or twice, it was super hot since I was at work and you never know who might walk in. I also texted ladies before a date(date was already booked, and I knew the ladies) and asked them what I wanted them to wear or asked what they were wearing and told them what I wanted to do with them, this got them really horny.

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I can feel for you pps9047. I have also missed my "regular gal" for some time now. It is not the first time that a regular of mine has moved on, and each time it gets more difficult to find someone else. I wish you luck, and if there is anything I can do to help, let me know.

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Big snuggling hugs for as long as you need one...and as often Malika!

Snead O'Connor's -- Nothing compares 2U (My fav.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0

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Passion Vito, most certainly deserving of this! Her contributions with her "toy Mountain" efforts are so inspiring! Good Stuff PV:) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=73095

Nope.....I am a hugger for any one who needs one. Peace MG

I'm alone all the time, and 99% of the time I'm cool with it. It's just that 1% of the time that it really really sucks.

as MM said, if the price was right, yes. And if there was even light kissing involved it would be a double yes for me.

Be careful if using "Let it Snow" wrapping paper this xmas. ;)

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16 days now! I don't know what to wear and I don't think colorful skin count as clothing...

If you're looking for recommendations I think a bit more info is needed. Your "regular" might not be someone else's regular. As for kissing, as Cristy said, it too is a VERY personal like/dislike. When you find someone who fits your kissing style and passion, who can transport you to the brink of ecstasy with their lips it's a beautiful thing. Start with attraction, move to meeting then try the kiss. Good luck in your search....SUCH a worthy goal! Kissing is *rawr*

Intelligent Design claims to be a scientific theory rather than a philosophy. That means that Intelligent Design claims should be able to be tested with experiments and the results of these experiments should be able to be reproduced by others, but... The supporters of Intelligent Design have not had their work peer reviewed, they haven't published their data and they haven't been published in any scientific journals. Since Intelligent Design can't produce any physical evidence, it's a philosophy, not a science. There's nothing wrong with holding various philosophical beliefs. Philosophical views can be enjoyably discussed and debated, but you won't be able to prove or disprove anything about the physical world. Human evolution is certainly amazing. I understand why it seems like an overwhelmingly amazing series of lucky breaks. In part that's because we tend to overlook all the evolutionary "failures", the "dead ends". Physical evidence indicates natural selection has weeded out approximately 20 failed hominid species over the last 6M years. So in addition to a lot of things going "right" in the evolution of Homo Sapiens, a lot of things also went wrong for other hominid species. The same applies to thousands upon thousands of other species. Why would an Intelligent Designer produce so many failures? That's just a rhetorical question ;-) A robust theory of nature should be able to describe the conditions that have lead to species success as well as species failure. Evolution and Natural Selection provide that, Intelligent Design doesn't. I realize that Intelligent Design also attempts to explain other natural phenomena (origin and physical laws of the universe for example) but evolution is the most common battle ground so I've limited my comments to that.

I watched Ip Man on Netflix last night. It''s basically a story of an old kung fu teacher where he was the fore father of the martial arts in China and how he became the teacher of many, including Bruce Lee.

1. I was not harsh or insulting you in my post. No "7th gear" or so-called "blazing" whatsoever. 2. Not my fault you have the terms mixed up. all-inclusive (adjective) sold for one price that includes charges and fees that are often added separately {quoted from Merriam-Webster} 3. I am not the only person who believes you are wrong. 4. I wasn't the first person who mentioned a resort as a comparison. 5. The spitting cum post has NOTHING to do with any mix-ups about "all inclusive" because as stated in the same post you're horribly quoting (shown below) I mentioned I am not all inclusive, in fact I went to great lengths to mention how retardedly CLEAR it is mentioned in my ads. If anything, it goes to show how it doesn't really matter if we write ALL INCLUSIVE or not, because an SP like myself who very clearly stated in every single one of her ads that there are extra fees can't have those limitations respected. (Side note: if you are interested in those extras, it is ON YOU to mention them PRIOR to booking, and PAY FOR THEM UPFRONT! As gentleman you don't want a "hey, that's extra!" thrown into the middle of the mix and guess what? we don't either!) 6. I have not been proven wrong. 7. Good day.

I do as well ;-)

I knocked over a full bag of cat treats and they scattered EVERYWHERE. My cat was losing her shit. I was cleaning them up as fast as she was eating them. I just put them back in the bag, dust and all, because I thought to myself, this is a cat that eats her own puke sometimes, what's a little dirt?

My computer froze up on me....so of course I did the logical thing....proceeded to beat the crap out of it. It dies. No wait....the ridiculousness continues. So the next day I stop on my way home from work and buy a replacement laptop. I get home and proceed to unhook my "dead" computer when I realize that it's slightly unplugged in the back. I plug it back in.....thinking the whole time..."oh you bastard you better not turn on!" ....and of course it works fine! I had accidentally unplugged it while I was beating the shit out of it! That's why I thought it had died! I bought a new laptop for NOTHING!

Woke up to a leak in my fish tank. 80 gallons of fish water, EVERYWHERE!!! OH SHIT!