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After retiring in May 2012, and 36 years as a CTV Ottawa news anchor, Leigh Chapple has passed away at the age of 58. Leigh was also a long time instructor at Algonquin College. Leigh and her husband both retired at same time from CTV, to spend more time together. An awful shame, the cause of her death is unknown at this time, but apparently she died peacefully. As an avid watcher of our local news, (CJOH local news) she will be missed by her colleagues. R.I.P. Leigh Chapple.

When my guests arrive, I like them to REMOVE their shoes! I can't tell you how many people I've encountered who tried to do this! I find it so rude and a lack of respect for the other person's personal space. Upon their attempt, they didn't get past my front door without removing them. While we all stress the hygeine factor, take a shower before you arrive or make sure there are shower facilities there. However, one thing many people fail do upon arriving is washing their hands. There are so many germs are out there and then you are being intimate with someone and touching them. Be considerate of the lady esp when touching the nether reigons. Going to the bathroom, leaving the door open and/or not washing afterwards. If a guy doesn't do this, I take it upon myself to get a washcloth. That would definitely be a YMMV scenario. I take the time to be presentable as well as my surroundings and expect my guests to be the same. It makes for a really nice experience.

You have lots of support here Spud! You need to vent I will lift the no venting policy for you! ;) not sure whats up but sounds like you need a shoulder or an ear and as you can see your community here is reaching out. Stay strong my friend!

I am just wondering what you expect from your clients when we show up? I had my first encounter (in decades) last week, and I tried to prepare as best I could for the meeting. Now, me being the person that I am (sortof a worrywort) I wonder if there is something that In missed. The day before I shaved my face and trimmed my goatee and trimmed my birds nest way, way down (A fence post looks taller when it is not surrounded by a bunch of tall weeds). The day of, I took a shower, and brought some lip balm, deodorant and toothpaste to work. Just before I left for our meeting, I brushed my teeth, threw on some deodorant and s little bit of body spray. When I got there, I grabbed a facecloth (from what was provided by the SP) and washed my hands and gave a quick once over of my junk. Finally, I threw on a bit more lip balm after partaking of the sample sized bottle of mouthwash that was provided.

i'm overdosing on technology. Browsing cerb threads and the chat room on my laptop, texting people on my phone, checking emails on my tablet, and watching the senators game on tv.

Hello and happy holidays everyone! It's that time of the year when giving back is at the forefront of our minds. Countless charities are advertising their needs and looking forward to the biggest influx of do actions of the year. Do you have a favourite charity you're giving to this year? Personally, I'm getting a few things for a family with two boys and gage done the food bank thing. I just learned about a charity called child's play. They donate games and video game systems to children's hospitals. Anyone heard of them? I like the idea!

I have communicated to him. He is safe. But He cant talk about it...for whatever reason. I hope to stay in touch often.

Would you jack off in a boat? Would you jack off with a goat? Would I? Could I? Think I should? It's so fun to rub my wood.

Good point .... When I walk up to your desk and say "Miss Catra. Can you please......? " and notice your eyes are rolled back, and you are licking your lips and moaning....I would just think you are "special" ;)

I find that taking a series of shower prior to the encounter is always best. But you should have already taken a shower that morning and take one on site for those with facility. If you are seeing a lady for the first time, with whom you are not sure to trust, only take with you the donation amount and leave your wallet behind even if they join you for a shower. I've never had incidences yet, but like buyin insurance, it's good to have policy. Even if you brush, remember, tongue cleaning counts more, as that is where all the nasty smelly bacteria resides. Especially if you are a coffee drinker. Definately take note on finger nails, especially cuticles. If you like to pull shockers, a sharp cuticle can end the entire good mood you've been working hard to build up.

Got GREAT news from the cardiologist. He's happy with the progress that the heart is making, he's changing the meds that make me dry cough/choke my lungs out AND... he is giving the surgeon permission to eviscerate me and remove that DAMN GALLBLADDER! PLUS!!!! I spent an afternoon with a wonderful young woman!!!

From Eva Pearl's album:

This may do it, it may also be away for you to give a gift. I hope you like it as much as I did:) http://www.businessinsider.com/pit-bull-balances-things-on-head-2013-12

I love cuddling, especially with this cold weather! Mmm snuggling...

Christmas is coming soon. So I thought I would start this thread where we could post sexy pictures of our Cerb Women dressed in their Christmas outfits: To start this thread is our own sexy Miss Jessica Lee:

Ottawa will be benefiting from a cuddle service in the new year. I responded to an ad of interest on CL and after some discussion it sounds like she will he ready to go in January. Keep your eyes open. We may need a new section here for this?

Dude, I'm not sure if we've ever interacted on here. But things are not as bad as they seem. I'm going to lift the veil of secrecy and let you in on a little secret. I'm not the happy jovial guy I pretend to be on here. I have an illness (to all my lady friends, it's NOT contagious) that will either kill me or eventually make my life unbearable. So I live each day like it's my last. And I'm having a great time. Whatever your problem is, it's probably temporary, so hide in your shell for a bit and then come out and have fun again. If I can have fun, then so can you.

I make a donation to the MS Society every year and I donated directly to one research group that does MS research right here in Ottawa. Tell me more about Child's Play. I have an XBox that is collecting dust with about 5 or 6 games, most never played.

I think -but I am not certain-that Toy Mountain accepts toys only. However one thing I do recall for sure is that they like the toys that you donate to be unwrapped :)

Perhaps you're not seeing the right ladies or maybe you're overly sensitive to the natural odor of a woman. Nobody is 100% odor free but I've certainly never found ANY of the ladies I've seen to be anything but immaculate in that area. That being said, perhaps some of you guys could quit thread jacking and let the ladies answer? This wasn't a question for y'all.

darling ;p A little bit about my appetite -you smell good -are dressed clean, doesn't have to be amazing -likes to see where things go -are delicate with your touch working until 3:30 today 9-3:30

Yes, yes, and yes! lol I had a huge crush on my boss (he also wore suits) and yes, I wanted to bang him lol I would have to go pleasure myself many times in the bathroom just to get through the day on many occasions ....

I have gotten the poisen out at every job I've ever had! Bathrooms, empty warehouse, a church...yeah I was a real go getter!

G is for Going Greek

C is Cuddling and Caressing all over during Cunnilingus

Tuesday Jennie 10-11 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Taylor 10-9 aka "Taylor Devine" Lexi 10-4 aka "Sexy Lexi" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" ****TOY MOUNTAIN http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/toy-mountain It is fantastic to see that more of our Cerb Community is taking part in our Toy Mountain Adventure :wink: More toys for the children! Let's all make a difference! Come show your support to the less fortunate children in Ottawa this holiday season. From December 1st-14th,2013 we will be contributing $10. from every 1 hour or longer massage session to Toy Mountain......you are also welcome to give a cash donation at the spa! New ONLINE AD http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...op-ladies.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Hannah's Recommendations NEW RECOMMENDATION http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=H&t=125137 Jennie's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=79946 Maya's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Taylor's Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=155684 ***All MA's trained by Massage Therapist! Top Massage Guaranteed! Jennie

Had an occasion a few years back where I arrived at the lady's location, went in and there was a child sitting on the couch watching television. I asked "what gives" and she said, "it's okay, he won't disturb us, he'll sit and watch cartoons". The whole situation creeped me out and I handed the lady a twenty for her troubles said "sorry" and walked out. Perhaps I was wrong but it felt right at the time, and I'd probably do exactly the same thing if the situation ever repeated itself.

Name calling Today I thought I would try and collect some bills that were 90 days plus past due. Pretty easy going fella I am and shit happens. Make arrangements for the New Year in January sometime. BUT I got called a "shrewd fucktard" Honestly ... use big boy words. I laughed my ass off and had to end the conversation cause I couldn't quit laughing. Not good for business.... jaysus man..... I guess I will deal with that another day.

I let him know that I missed bacon. A LOT. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Has this ever happened to you? What would be your reaction? I need a translator for german to English...Anyone? So hot!

Sweet as Pie is the only girl next door experience I have ever had. She has a very dark South American complexion with brown eyes and very soft skin. She is a hyper sexual woman that is very clean and is an absolute beauty inside and out. I have seen her 4 times and I will likely travel to Halifax to see her agin. She does not take very many clients so you better be a special guy to try and get sometime with her. Her screening process is through, so please put the effort in. Sweet as Pie is a true GFE, no surprises from her, treat her with the utmost respect and attention and it will be returned 10 fold.

From Emily Wilson's sexy album:

This "things that suck" is not just for me, it's for all the cerb guys that call St. John's home. Very recently, St. John's lost one of the best ladies this town has ever seen. Other Cerb members and I will lament for a long time to come Danika's ("Sweet as Pie" here on Cerb) decision to move to Halifax. Although she asked not to be reco'd (she was in huge demand just from word of mouth) in a very short time this fantasic woman became the ATF of pretty much every guy who who was lucky enough to met her. Treat her well Halifax. Right now you guys have no idea the treasure that you have gained, but you soon will. We certainly realize just what we have lost. I got to know her very well over the months and feel genuine sadness to know she's gone. :(

When posting about a date that didn't turn out the way it shoudl...receiving PMs not from SP but from hobbiests saying they are sorry/apologize for others It make my heart warm knowing some people actually do read posts but are also concern about the well being of SP, even if they do not plan on meeting them

Spud!!! You've got lots of friends on cerb that care about you.

I agree this lady is awesome!!!

I had the great fortune of visiting with Dorinda Bloom when she was in town a few weeks ago and -- WOW -- what an amazing time I had. It was my second visit with Dorinda and I was thinking on my way to our encounter that second visits are always nice because those first visit jitters are out of the way. As well we had a warm email exchange in setting up the encounter so I was really excited about seeing her again. Without a doubt my excitement was warranted - BIG TIME! Dorinda greeted me wearing a sensational sexy outfit, and to my surprise treated me to a sensual, sexy, erotic dance. I did not see that coming and what a delight it was. Dorinda is a gorgeous lady, with a girl next door, down to earth way about her, and incredibly sexy at the same time. What a perfect blend. We had a great time together, with kisses and cuddles and lots of other stuff too! First visit, second visit or every-visit, Dorinda provides a wonderful experience. If you are thinking about a visit with Dorinda, then my recommendation is stop thinking about it and just do it the first chance you get!

BP ladies? Well, I've seen Arianna (persian/itialian bella), although she looks too good to be true, her pics are real and she's very pretty as well. Offers a great GFE she's sweet with a great personality. Also seen Euphoria Reighn (previously Lady Hannah) Her pics are real however, she is slightly slimmer now. She's got tattoos that are brushed out of the pro shots. She's also very attractive and enjoys herself. I've seen the "new sweet Japanese girl" as well. Based on the pic's in the ad it's B&S but I decided to go through with the visit anyway and was pleased with the experience in the end. I've seen others that were perhaps less than desirable I won't publicly list them. I've seen more but that's the ones off the top of my head. if you want any other info or there a lady you wondering about specifically just pm me. Cheers

My lovely Lill Santa's helper, Asia Bold....

Anything is available to those who ask. Look and you will find ;) Cuddling is not a new thing. Usually it just happens naturally..... if its mutually desired.

I voted - No -sorry, but I just wouldn't pay for that service alone. I'm much more of the sensual,erotic pleasuring type guy. :) ...my reasoning... The cuddling/spooning....spooning first.. I enjoy IT... is when she can feel my hard on the small of her back while I caressed her breasts and kissed the back of her neck and held her tightly. Then she turn around and laid a big long DFK, and well...we know the rest of the story :) That is more of my type of service which includes cuddling/spooning with the full deal.

You joined CERB and some members cannot view your profile because it is set that way (blocked), but ALL ladies can especially Ma's. So again I'm surprised you put this thread out there. Oh, and the answer is "seek an Sp"

Nice question! I would say that you can't go wrong with either of them! Both great women! And Vibe Urpan Spa is an awesome place!! It's a must-see in Ottawa! Clean, awesome women, good location!!

IF it's "Jessicasugarbabe" that is a CERB member (and advertised here early this week she's coming back to K-town) she was located in the Queenmary/Bath Rd area. Very much worth a visit in MHO. I didn't see any recent ads for her on BP though.

When shitty people do bad things, and get away with it!!!!! That really blows.

When I was gone in Europe, I lend my apartment to a few friends who were in Toronto for a weekend...I just realize that about half of my bottle of really expensive rhum is well...missing. They are the only people that could have done that...I guess they taught the invitation included free booze :(

I am a huge believer in LIVING, not just going through the motions. People always find a reason not to do something... Be it fear, lack of money, etc. The way I see it, we only get to live once... And I plan to continue filling my life with experiences. Feel the fear and do it anyway. I have NO regrets. I bet a lot of people, at the end of their lives when asked about regrets would say -- you regret the things you DON'T do, never the things you do.