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I am still happily married to my high school sweetheart for 30+ years so I don't have a lot of relationship breakups to add to this thread.... So I guess my worst Divorce will be my first one when my wife finds out about my Hobby. While I honestly believe that this hobby has in fact saved my marriage over the last few years...i am pretty sure that will be hard to convince her if she finds out.

I couldn't agree more with this statement. I've been disappointed a handful of times, and to be honest in only one of those sessions would I say that the lady simply wasn't interested in providing good service. In other instances, the service was fine/ok but I wasn't feeling the chemistry. I never discuss services in advance, the only thing I need to know is the expected donation. Good manners, gentlemanly conduct, proper hygiene and respect, respect, respect takes care of everything else. For sure, sometimes chemistry just isn't right, and there is little that can be done about that. But in general, it isn't or shouldn't be that hard to get to the top end of the YMMV spectrum, and when it does. WOW! are you in for a treat.

We often hear about when ymmv turns out disappointing, but I think it turns out mind-blowing far more often than we hear about.

Our birthday girl, Claire Heavens, my goddess of the day. This is one of my favourite cerb pictures.

No reviews shouldn't make you wonder as there are many who just don't like to write or involve themselves in them and there are many other reasons an sp might not have any. She may be to new, only has seen a couple of clients, only deals with sites like bp where most clients don't write reviews or reco's and so on. Check to see if her pictures are her own-tineye.com/google image search as many will recommend. Then call her, text or whatever her means of contact is. That's the best way imo to find out if an sp will be a good match is through personal communication between the sp and the hobbyist. Asking another's opinion, although helpful sometimes, certainly won't guarantee your success. Only you and she can do that. Best of luck:)

Jessica www.jessicamassage.com has a photo gallery "Fit Girls Look Better Naked"...she is spectacular. Kellyxo @ CMJ is also amazing...you can see her photos on the CMJ site or when she advertizes if you dont have a login.

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She has changed her name and relocated several times in the last year. Many, many red flags.

From what I remember reading on here it's a no fly zone.

i was going to say i like the Thanks, the Nominate and the Rep point options because from time to time i will write a post like this one, hit the wrong key, and the post disappears. This happened the other day, it takes me this long to come back to say it again and hope i hit the right key.

Thank you everyone ;) I am totally milking this birthday for all it's worth. Today is my bday, Tomorrow is my bday, Everyday in January is Now MY Birthday hahahaha. ;) Thankya millions for the birthday wishes, spanks, and recognition. ROAR!

Finally hitting a thousand. It's the little things that make my day.

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams ;) I'll be here at Angel's Touch all day today 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

I wrote a blog post today, outlining the case for no new laws, and detailing how existing provisions in the Criminal Code can already deal with the more harmful and negative circumstances associated with sex work. Please share widely, and feedback is appreciated. :) http://www.msnikkithomas.com/canadas-sex-work-laws-dont-break-what-we-worked-so-hard-to-fix/

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Model: Kwak; TADASHI SHOJI dress, JIMMY CHOO shoes

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Interesting Brain studies that show how our brains work in mysterious ways.

My congratulations and thanks to you, emiafish! Well done!

For incalls, whatever they're comfortable wearing is fine with me. If it's an outcall, I'd like them to show up casual, I love ladies in jeans and heels.

A thousand! Nice number, congrats and thanks for your contributions. Best, toine

Yea, this girl has been around for a couple years. Changed her name a few times. I believe she used to do duo's with another girl who ad's on BP, but as far as i know, they aren't doing so anymore. Don't know much else, but I'm sure there are a few threads on her from a few months ago.

I kinda think there is elements of good and bad in all of us... we can be Nice one moment and then seen as not so nice by someone else. In my employment I have a fairly large number of people who work for me.... depending on the day and the decision I make I am either Nice or a Prick...perspective plays a large part. All that said... i have in my 50 plus years met a relatively small number of people who I can only say are truly NICE they are caring... compassionate people who seem to always put the needs of others ahead of their own needs. They are great parents...amazing friends and truly spiritual people..... these are the people who you meet and realize just how lucky you are to have them in your life. Just my opinion.

Congratulations Emiafish.... 1000 posts is pretty impressive.

Wow.....we went over the quarter million mark on this thread while I wasn't looking! Congrats Cato and thanks to all posters and readers of the thread.

Congrat's Emiafish on your first 1000 post milestone....

I agree with the others who have said to not be shy to ask as I feel many of us would be ok with this-but if you are looking for straight foot play fun, I highly recommend Foot Fetish Tess. Here is the link to her profile. :)

There is a special level of hell reserved for those who seek to embarrass or publicly humiliate others. I wish I could have been there to give you a hug and tell the asshole he is mistaken on so many levels.

Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

I have always prided myself as being an ass man so these are just my opinions: 1) Taylor Divine (MA) 2) Cleo Catra 3) Emily J 4) Nicolette Vaughn These are in no particular order, but as stated before are at the top of my list for the best ass!

It is incredible to me that there can be people who don't understand the basics of discretion. The same person would have likely been horrified if you had done that to him. what an ass. Porthos

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Based on the rules of this site, there is nothing about my time with Teaka that I would be allowed to share. Never had an experience like this, ever. If anyone wants to know, pm me.

Firstly, might I say I'm sorry you experienced that, awkward! Also I'm sad for the girl. I don't know the statistics but I'm sure there are as many in this vocation who do it out of need and desperation as there are those who've chosen it for the right reasons. When meeting with a client conversations shouldn't linger into places that will cause upset for either party, it's supposed to be enjoyable and professionalism is expected to where we don't cross obvious boundaries. However even the most professional and upbeat of sp's may find themselves riding hard times and slip up, no excuse, but we are all human, make mistakes, discuss the wrong things sometimes, with the wrong people and read people wrong sometimes. If this was a manipulation on her part, shame on her, and that you may never know. I'm a forthright, blunt, straight forward person, if I ever breach the professional lines when with a client I'd hope he'd set me straight, as I would him. I've made my mistakes but don't dwell on them, I simply move on and try to learn from them, but sometimes they do have to be pointed out;) I think it's always best to just move on, from this one as well:) Some sp's are willing to help one another and others aren't. In all the years I've had dealings with sp's and out of all the sp's Ive personally met, there have only been 2 who I'd consider nice people. Sadly one of those girls is now dead, the other, my best friend, lives in another province. So if the sp you had dealt with needed help I would suggest she look outside the profession for it and if she does I hope she gets it. This work isn't for everyone, especially those who come into it with personal troubles, insecurities or who simply are grasping at straws to make ends meet, those, it'll eat alive. In the end I guess you did what you felt you should, you walked away. Perhaps if that was your gut instinct that's what should always be followed. I'll end by saying in this lifestyle like any never expect to much that way you'll never be disappointed and treat every visit as it is, a new and exciting experience. Not all will play out as you expect but keep in mind you have as much control to the outcome of your experience as does the person your with :) and I believe there is something to be learned from everything we do and encounter. Sometimes the lesson just isn't obvious, sometimes it is. All the best:)

I thank a post when I agree with the thought or sentiment or if I disagree but the post has challenged me to look at an issue differently or consider another insight... and I thank a post when it raises an issue that I think needs to be explored or discussed. I have also thank posts I see someone being helpful..... i have only been active here for the last year but I have been pleasantly surprised about how supportive and caring this community can be. I nominate posts for all the same reasons I thank them just when they push the boundary a little further that what I think a thank will cover. Am I biased in my thanks and nominations...lololol... of course... those people in the community who I have connected with and have relationships with tend to attract my attention and I seek out their posts....i wonder how many great posts I miss..... Hey.. just my opinion.

There are many great members of this board and their participation and what they have to say is invaluable. I also like to give thanks for those who are thoughtful of others ( esp Tracie), those who provide such great insight in what they have to say and those whose posts invoke such wit and intelligence. There are too many people to be named in the above categories but cheers to all of you! xo

Porthos, EVERY single word written in your last post portrais what I am living and what I have lived (parents). We are cut from the same mold, as it were...and I suspect many other colleges here on CERB are as well. I could not convey what I am living any better than what you have already said. I have been meaning to post this very image at an appropriate occasion. Thanks for sharing. Cheers D.

I will add a thanks if I feel the post helped me in a way that no others have. It also helps if the post is unique and even sometimes funny. And yes that is a great looking ass

I have to echo everything that has been said so far.

I'm not sure I would agree that every individual has to decide for themselves, but I would say every couple (or polyamourous group) does. It all depends on what has been explicitly or implicitly agreed upon, and where the line is drawn will be different for every relationship. For some couples, having an orgy with strangers may not be cheating if it's been agreed on. Sometimes certain rules or restrictions may be in place. One couple may say it's OK to be intimate with someone as long as both partners are present or have been told. Another might say anything goes except unprotected sex. On the other side, simply going to a exotic dance club, or even regular dancing with another person could be considered cheating if that's the boundary you and your partner established upon entering the relationship. Now, what could count as justifiable reasons for a person to cheat is another topic entirely and I'm certainly not looking to judge anyone here. But if you're doing something at all sexual that you know your partner wouldn't approve of and realistically assumes you've agreed not to do, then it is what it is.

I am TOO excited. After Searching a couple months ago to try to get an upgrade on my phone for what I wanted to pay for what I wanted (and being highly frustrated) I said screw it and started manifesting a solution. Today I walked in got my $800 phone for nothing down, got a wicked deal on a monthly plan for less than I'm paying now with more included AND I bundled so will save an extra 20%. WooT!! Now to learn all the new features! :boobies:

I have to admit while blushing right now..I liked the picture of Genevieve Marceau in yoga pants!

Although I dislike when the term "best" is used as it's unattainable and very subjective. I'll add who's ass I think is worthy of a mention, bubbly, shaped well and definitely feminine. The first is a lady's by the name of Lanalee, I saw her picture in the social group assworship, the whole picture/pose is breathtaking, not to mention her amazing round bottom. Katherine from Halifax should be proud of her remarkable behind, she has a picture taken from a side view that displays a beautiful, perky, perfectly round bottom, and Georgina Sweet needs a mention. Her avatar alone displays one remarkable, toned perky bottom, not to mention her gorgeous creamy skin, be proud ladies;) As a genuine man only lover there are seldom women that turn my head but every now and then I have to make mention of a few I think are deserving of a mention. I hope they don't mind;)

Nicolette Vaughn Cat Carrie Moon Chanel Reign Dorinda Not in Ottawa, but worth mentioning: Lexy Grace (Halifax) Shortcake (Belleville) Nikki Thomasi (Toronto) - Buns of Steel - seriously folks, proof is in the squeezing! To Bianca: I have felt all the others lol. Yours I have not, but yes it looks great!

I agree with Boomer, it's not just places but also scents and especially for me, music, that triggers memories, thoughts and emotions. Touch for me is a bit more specialized as it's the repetitive ones that stick. When it comes to energy work, they say everything we have thought and experienced is maintained in our energies therefore can be called up at any time with the correct trigger. This is also why it's sometimes difficult to shake the negative, because it's become part of us literally!

I know you're looking for feedback from hobbyists, but as an SP i agree with you 100%. Yes, I will be much more revealing for an incall, hell I can open the door naked if i want to! But for an outcall I do tend to cover up more, but always feminine! Dresses, skirts, at the very least a nice pair of tight blank pants or leggings, depending on the top...The thought of wearing jeans to ANY encounter makes me shudder... Unless of course the jeans were requested ;)

Well, I'm gong to buck the trend somewhat and nominate someone who's not around all that much... Nathalie Lefebvre. No, she doesn't post all that much - which is our loss - but she's well worth paying attention to when she does. She's smart, down-to-earth, funny, and hot as hell. What more do you want?