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I am still happily married to my high school sweetheart for 30+ years so I don't have a lot of relationship breakups to add to this thread.... So I guess my worst Divorce will be my first one when my wife finds out about my Hobby. While I honestly believe that this hobby has in fact saved my marriage over the last few years...i am pretty sure that will be hard to convince her if she finds out.

I couldn't agree more with this statement. I've been disappointed a handful of times, and to be honest in only one of those sessions would I say that the lady simply wasn't interested in providing good service. In other instances, the service was fine/ok but I wasn't feeling the chemistry. I never discuss services in advance, the only thing I need to know is the expected donation. Good manners, gentlemanly conduct, proper hygiene and respect, respect, respect takes care of everything else. For sure, sometimes chemistry just isn't right, and there is little that can be done about that. But in general, it isn't or shouldn't be that hard to get to the top end of the YMMV spectrum, and when it does. WOW! are you in for a treat.

We often hear about when ymmv turns out disappointing, but I think it turns out mind-blowing far more often than we hear about.

Our birthday girl, Claire Heavens, my goddess of the day. This is one of my favourite cerb pictures.

No reviews shouldn't make you wonder as there are many who just don't like to write or involve themselves in them and there are many other reasons an sp might not have any. She may be to new, only has seen a couple of clients, only deals with sites like bp where most clients don't write reviews or reco's and so on. Check to see if her pictures are her own-tineye.com/google image search as many will recommend. Then call her, text or whatever her means of contact is. That's the best way imo to find out if an sp will be a good match is through personal communication between the sp and the hobbyist. Asking another's opinion, although helpful sometimes, certainly won't guarantee your success. Only you and she can do that. Best of luck:)

Jessica www.jessicamassage.com has a photo gallery "Fit Girls Look Better Naked"...she is spectacular. Kellyxo @ CMJ is also amazing...you can see her photos on the CMJ site or when she advertizes if you dont have a login.

Come enjoy my sensational massage at a discreet west-end location! Don't miss out on an amazing session with a beautiful young lady! You deserve to be spoiled and I wanna be the one to do it for you. Finally an MA that undeniably loves to play! Sessions include full body massage, reverse massage, extremely hot body slides, mutual touching/rubbing. Book now by email [email protected] or call or text(613)-302-3007 You won't be sorry you did! You will leave feeling sensational. Duo's available with my couger! She's smokin hot! __________________ __________________

Kelly's pre-booking Compatibility test :wink: Are you a gentleman who wants to experience the best in sensual relaxation (yes / no) Would you enjoy the company of a sexy blonde gem who wants to bring you explosive pleasure (yes / no) Do you enjoy soapy showers for 2 with a sexy playmate (yes / no) Do you enjoy soft curves on a toned athletic 32DD 24 34 frame (yes / no) Do you want to spend some time with your dream girl this week (yes / no) Do you enjoy smooth soft unblemished skin, with no tattoos (yes / no) Do you enjoy great conversation with a diverse intelligent woman (yes / no) If you answered YES to the above questions then you should call or PM ASAP to book your sensual getaway with me this week! Beautiful yet intelligent and approachable, a perfect combination to relax you mentally and physically! Available Exclusively At ClubMadellynJae My Schedule this Week Monday January 13th 9:00AM - 8:00PM (Special Evening Hours!!) Tuesday January 14th 9:00AM - 4:00PM Not a Member? Be my special guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM.

Hey Guys :icon_wink: Miss Riley here. Just letting you know I'll be at Paradise Spa located in the west end on Monday the 13th from 3:30-9pm. As we know and hope :icon_biggrin: summer is only a few months away sooo I have a special surprise for you!! I'll be heating things up at Angels Touch from 10-4pm on Tuesday with some sexxxy beach wear :icon_surprised: Then back to Paradise for Friday from 3:30-11pm :icon_smile: Can't wait to see you and help melt away those winter blues with my warm, soft and sensual bodyslides xoxo Call 613-820-8887 to book your appointment ;-)

She has changed her name and relocated several times in the last year. Many, many red flags.

From what I remember reading on here it's a no fly zone.

i was going to say i like the Thanks, the Nominate and the Rep point options because from time to time i will write a post like this one, hit the wrong key, and the post disappears. This happened the other day, it takes me this long to come back to say it again and hope i hit the right key.

Thank you everyone ;) I am totally milking this birthday for all it's worth. Today is my bday, Tomorrow is my bday, Everyday in January is Now MY Birthday hahahaha. ;) Thankya millions for the birthday wishes, spanks, and recognition. ROAR!

Finally hitting a thousand. It's the little things that make my day.

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams ;) I'll be here at Angel's Touch all day today 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

The Best ? is a term that cannot really be answered, unless you have met all the women :). This is a term that is very subjective. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours. We all have our own preferences. Also, comes in play is chemistry and YMMV. One person's experience may be great because of the connection, another may not be good, because of hygiene. Some hobbyist based their opinions on only few SP/MA experiences. Each experience is different each and everytime. The women that have a large number of recommendations will provide consistent and great service. But every session can't be great, everyone has off days or lack of chemistry may be at play. The term "The Best" should be replaced with "Your favourite ?" as this would be based on your opinion with your experiences. I think that all the women on Cerb that enjoy their job, sharing their best and intimate sides of themselves with the men of Cerb without regard to race or colour or disability are the Best period. Any woman that goes out of their way to make their clients happy and forget their troubles for the time together can be considered the Best :) Each experience has been the best, with the Best yet to cum :) This is my humble opinion.

1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. 2. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! 3. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking. 4. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. 5. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. 6. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting. 7. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic. 8. Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm! 9. Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. 10. Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up. 11. Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving. 12. Reheating refrigerated bread To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster. 13. Newspaper weeds away Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go. Cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers. 14. Broken Glass Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily. 15. No More Mosquitoes Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away. 16. Squirrel Away! To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it. 17. Flexible vacuum To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings. 18. Reducing Static Cling Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and ... guess what! ... static is gone. 19. Measuring Cups Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out. (Or spray the measuring cup or spoon with Pam before using) 20. Foggy Windshield? Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth! 21. Re-opening envelopes If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily. 22. Conditioner Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair. 23. Goodbye Fruit Flies To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2' with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever! 24. Get Rid of Ants Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed! 25. Dryer Filter Even if you are very diligent about cleaning the lint filter in your dryer it still may be causing you a problem. If you use dryer sheets a waxy build up could be accumulating on the filter causing your dryer to over heat. The solution to this is to clean your filter with with a toothbrush and hot soapy water every 6 months.

Since other TV shows have their own thread, and I didn't notice one for Sherlock, I've created one. If you haven't yet watched Season 3 and are waiting for it to come here (I believe it's Jan 19th on PBS), leave this thread to avoid any spoilers. First off...I can't be alone here right? Anyone watch last night's episode?

Schedule Jan 13th - Jan 17th Today 12-9pm Tuesday (@AngelsTouch) 330-11pm Special BIKINI Party ;) Friday 11am-7pm Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long dark hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for 9 months now! & I love what I do... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage, teasing, shower for 2 and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile! =) Feel free to check out my profile & peep my sexy pics! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, clean, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, showers, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only! Please PM me or simply call 613-820-8887 to book an apt, CandyXO

This agency has me figured out... This is a new girl at Toronto Passions. Her main profile picture is even better but I can't do it as a direct link to the picture, but here's the link... http://www.torontopassions.com/spdir/opensp/id/138927805631b76bdd161341a6a86cf4e2d79cb462 Enjoy.

Interesting Brain studies that show how our brains work in mysterious ways.

Over the past weekend I have indulged in watching the whole James Bond 007 franchise from Dr. No all the way through Skyfall. And yes, that does include the unofficial remake of Thunderball, Never Say Never Again.

Congrats Emiafish! I always love reading your posts and you are a great person in person and here on Cerb. Here's to another 1000! xo

A thousand! Nice number, congrats and thanks for your contributions. Best, toine

I kinda think there is elements of good and bad in all of us... we can be Nice one moment and then seen as not so nice by someone else. In my employment I have a fairly large number of people who work for me.... depending on the day and the decision I make I am either Nice or a Prick...perspective plays a large part. All that said... i have in my 50 plus years met a relatively small number of people who I can only say are truly NICE they are caring... compassionate people who seem to always put the needs of others ahead of their own needs. They are great parents...amazing friends and truly spiritual people..... these are the people who you meet and realize just how lucky you are to have them in your life. Just my opinion.

I want to know the difference between Lager and Ale I need to drink copious amounts of both until there is no difference (sorry, Kim Mitchell was playing on the way home :) )

Congratulations Emiafish.... 1000 posts is pretty impressive.

congrats and keep them coming Porthos

Oh you luscious man you. Congrats on this large milestone that you have put so much time and effort into to see it rise to the challenge and dominate the peaks and valleys of CERB. :boobies:

I agree with the others who have said to not be shy to ask as I feel many of us would be ok with this-but if you are looking for straight foot play fun, I highly recommend Foot Fetish Tess. Here is the link to her profile. :)

Congrats on the 1000 milestone . I'll look forward to reading many more of your posts:)

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Hi personally take a bath before each encounter and few minutes before (I asked to be texted when on a cross street) I go back and wash my intimate parts with soap again and when a client performs DATY on me I love when he cums back and kiss me for I can taste myself (of course doesn't taste much but as U said we do have our intimate odors) and smell my pussy on one's newly beard or mustache and honestly it's a major turn on for me!!

There is a special level of hell reserved for those who seek to embarrass or publicly humiliate others. I wish I could have been there to give you a hug and tell the asshole he is mistaken on so many levels.

Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

I have always prided myself as being an ass man so these are just my opinions: 1) Taylor Divine (MA) 2) Cleo Catra 3) Emily J 4) Nicolette Vaughn These are in no particular order, but as stated before are at the top of my list for the best ass!

Firstly, might I say I'm sorry you experienced that, awkward! Also I'm sad for the girl. I don't know the statistics but I'm sure there are as many in this vocation who do it out of need and desperation as there are those who've chosen it for the right reasons. When meeting with a client conversations shouldn't linger into places that will cause upset for either party, it's supposed to be enjoyable and professionalism is expected to where we don't cross obvious boundaries. However even the most professional and upbeat of sp's may find themselves riding hard times and slip up, no excuse, but we are all human, make mistakes, discuss the wrong things sometimes, with the wrong people and read people wrong sometimes. If this was a manipulation on her part, shame on her, and that you may never know. I'm a forthright, blunt, straight forward person, if I ever breach the professional lines when with a client I'd hope he'd set me straight, as I would him. I've made my mistakes but don't dwell on them, I simply move on and try to learn from them, but sometimes they do have to be pointed out;) I think it's always best to just move on, from this one as well:) Some sp's are willing to help one another and others aren't. In all the years I've had dealings with sp's and out of all the sp's Ive personally met, there have only been 2 who I'd consider nice people. Sadly one of those girls is now dead, the other, my best friend, lives in another province. So if the sp you had dealt with needed help I would suggest she look outside the profession for it and if she does I hope she gets it. This work isn't for everyone, especially those who come into it with personal troubles, insecurities or who simply are grasping at straws to make ends meet, those, it'll eat alive. In the end I guess you did what you felt you should, you walked away. Perhaps if that was your gut instinct that's what should always be followed. I'll end by saying in this lifestyle like any never expect to much that way you'll never be disappointed and treat every visit as it is, a new and exciting experience. Not all will play out as you expect but keep in mind you have as much control to the outcome of your experience as does the person your with :) and I believe there is something to be learned from everything we do and encounter. Sometimes the lesson just isn't obvious, sometimes it is. All the best:)

There are many great members of this board and their participation and what they have to say is invaluable. I also like to give thanks for those who are thoughtful of others ( esp Tracie), those who provide such great insight in what they have to say and those whose posts invoke such wit and intelligence. There are too many people to be named in the above categories but cheers to all of you! xo

Porthos, EVERY single word written in your last post portrais what I am living and what I have lived (parents). We are cut from the same mold, as it were...and I suspect many other colleges here on CERB are as well. I could not convey what I am living any better than what you have already said. I have been meaning to post this very image at an appropriate occasion. Thanks for sharing. Cheers D.

+1 for CMJ have been a member since 2008 and never have I been unsatisfied with any of the hostesses:)

I will add a thanks if I feel the post helped me in a way that no others have. It also helps if the post is unique and even sometimes funny. And yes that is a great looking ass

I have to echo everything that has been said so far.

I also thank those who share of themselves over and above the spirit of the board. Some of the things shared within these walls are personal, intimate and heart felt and deserve to be thanked for the person sharing of themselves. I also thank for thoughts and perceptions that I share or that give me a new view on something or make me think. If something important is said or done or someone is being open and supportive of me or anyone else on the board. I am definitely one to use all these tools and am happy they are available.

I am TOO excited. After Searching a couple months ago to try to get an upgrade on my phone for what I wanted to pay for what I wanted (and being highly frustrated) I said screw it and started manifesting a solution. Today I walked in got my $800 phone for nothing down, got a wicked deal on a monthly plan for less than I'm paying now with more included AND I bundled so will save an extra 20%. WooT!! Now to learn all the new features! :boobies:

I have to admit while blushing right now..I liked the picture of Genevieve Marceau in yoga pants!

There was a good article on this in the Ottawa Citizen yesterday, describing the model as driven by a particular kind of radical feminist ideology that portrays heterosexual males as aggressors and females as invariably victims, so it delegitimises women's options to offer sexual services on the grounds that women would only do so under some kind of constraint, physical, economic, social, etc. On the basis of ideological assumptions about what women's behaviour would necessarily be, proponents of the model decide that the exchange of sex for money can never be a freely chosen act on the woman's part. But this conclusion is based on a belief system not founded on empirical evidence. Feminist paternalism? How's that??

I usually do a lot of cooking for Christmas . This year I am leaving all responsibilities behind, packing my 3 cats up and going to a posh hotel for the week of Christmas . Someone else will be preparing Christmas dinner , I'm really looking forward to that .

The birth of my first grandchildren - Twins!

Well, I'm gong to buck the trend somewhat and nominate someone who's not around all that much... Nathalie Lefebvre. No, she doesn't post all that much - which is our loss - but she's well worth paying attention to when she does. She's smart, down-to-earth, funny, and hot as hell. What more do you want?