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So I was out and about today with family. I pass by one of the cars set up in st Laurent shopping centre. All of a sudden a guy yells "Kelly!! " (my dancer name) which I ignore because what the heck?!? And he decides to run after us and ask "you are Kelly right? From barbs??" I know most people know better than this but I was shocked. Thank god he doesn't know I do anything else. Discretion works both ways. Sigh.

Okay, this thread really pisses me off. Yes, Ottawa has a horrible reputation for cancellations. And here, again, we have a SP who's wondering what she's doing wrong, and may well be considering joining the ranks of those who simply don't bother coming any more. There are plenty of other cities. There are many other clients who don't fuck the ladies around. So, I have a question for the assholes who habitually book and then cancel at short notice: are you too fucking stupid to understand how much you screw things up for the rest of us by getting providers to avoid Ottawa? Or are you just so fucking selfish that you don't care?

I used to trust every one. I have a keen sense of who I can trust and cannot. In this industry however I have been saddened to find we are talked about weather it be jealousy or a myriad of different reasons. Being male or female doesn't seem to make a difference. I'm pretty fine with that , this is a place that is very competitive and I guess it can be expected. Life is life. How ever I was once what I had considered to be best friends with another lady here. We ate dinner together , shared laughs and sadness's of life. I truly felt we were forever friends and I loved her. Then things became difficult for me for a short time and I was not able to be the friend I wanted to me. I tried to get through this period of my life without complaining as I knew it was short lived. I was dropped from this persons life because I missed one dinner and acted in a way uncharacteristic to me. If she had only asked or perhaps if I had told exactly the hardship I suffered may be things world have turned out differently. I am still very wounded by this but I will not lose faith. I believe if you look hard enough and are lucky there are many people you can trust and my mind remains open that I will get another great relationship here that can preserve time.

Well, this thread wouldn't be complete with a mention of Jackie Chamoun. She's a Lebanese skier who has caused a scandal because she...er... posed topless three years ago. Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2ex6Y-QELHo Not to be outdone, the Russians... original page, and Google's translated version.

A lot of Sps are willing to offer last min appointment.. BUT please give us a MINIMUM of notice. Lately I had a lot of request from people who wanted to see me RIGHT NOW, not even able to wait 15min to get ready. For our appointment, we like to be fresh & clean. We are NOT vending machine, put 2$ Im ready. No, no, no.... Please, I, and a lot of others girls, are happy to accomadate you.. But please, we do have a life too.. Its not because Im available Im already dress in lingerie waiting for you..

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And what's so special about that? It's the oldest known star in the universe, that's what.

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Gender does not make one person more trustworthy than another.

I'm glad I don't have their job!

That does not count! No one can be classy when eating crab legs or lobsters! ;)

Just like in the US, P411 and Date Check will have to be more widely used here.

You should see Clarissa Delight and I eat crab legs ;)

Interesting topic. I'd like to propose a dissenting viewpoint, however. I think it is possible to get a sense of people from their writing and posts, though of course with exceptions. I'd agree that typically in person you can find out even more about someone, especially after time and multiple interactions. However, in my experience there's many people I've first met through online forums, and more often than not if we meet up in person I absolutely recognize aspects of the persona I pictured from their writing. In fact, in some cases you can learn more about someone from their posts. There's people I know who are very shy and quiet in person, and it can be very difficult to get a sense of their beliefs, preferences, ideas, etc. But they are in fact much more open and confident in their writing, and I learn much more about their thoughts and personality through that medium than I do in person. Sometimes--for good or bad--people are more revealing of their true selves through their writing than they are in person. It is true that people have more choice of what to share of themselves in their posts, but I'd say this is also the case in person as well. Sometimes someone can be a real charmer in person and in fact more easily fool you about their true personality. Again, I'm not suggesting that overall meeting in person is more revealing, and that it takes time to get to know someone better. In many cases the points being made by everyone are true. I just wanted to offer a different perspective for consideration.

It's like the rule: " You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry." Men... well we're kinda, ummmmm.... horny. And.... when the blood rushes to our nether regions, it evacuates from our thinking parts. That's when the inner caveman takes over, "Grog have big woodie like club. Grog need naked lady." Now the caveman scenario works if there is a willing naked lady in the immediate vicinity, perhaps in the same house or room. "Grog now happy. No need to polish club alone and cry after." In the world of courtesans, companions and other c words that sound very classy and debonair, there is a bit of prep time required. And travel. Prep time and travel. Oh. Shower time. And hair time. And make-up time. And finding the right outfit time. And deciding that the first outfit doesn't work with the nail colour she's wearing, so she has to find an appropriate outfit that matches time. And screw it, I like that outfit, i'll just change the nail colour time. And the time just before she changes her nails because that manicure cost 45 dollars and she'll be damned if she doesn't find something to show it off time. And then rooting through the closet to find SOMETHING to match the nail polish time. And then the eyeliner time. And then perfect shoe time. And then comes the time that she reflects that it's only a 30 minute appointment and the perfect outfit, shoes and stockings will be on the floor in two minutes time. And then there's the dammit, I'm dressing for me not for him time. And then there's the where are my keys time. And then the can't find my cell phone time. And then it's time to get to the appointment. So you see guys... you need to book well in advance. Yup.

Just because a lady has posted her days and hours of availability doesn't mean she is sitting right by her phone all dressed up ready for an encounter. She needs time to get ready for a scheduled encounter..."right now" is not a scheduled encounter. Think about it, a lady may advertise hours from hypothetically speaking 10am to 10pm. Should she get ready for 10am and just wait,the only client of the day that day comes at 9pm...wouldn't you prefer if she is freshly showered for an encounter, just the same as the lady doesn't just prefer, but demands her clients be freshly showered/brushed teeth well you get the idea A rambling RG

But those opportunities already existed in Canada (everything in abeyance while a new law is passed) for police. Police could do undercover stings, booking encounters with ladies at their incalls (outcalls only are legal) They could book with an agency, when the driver shows up at the hotel with the escort have an officer ready to arrest the driver/security (living off the avails). Not to mention the shitload of spinoff drug busts they'd get because everyone knows escorts are just feeding a habit (btw sarcasm here, don't yell at me ladies LOL) Having a law is one thing, enforcing it entirely different...and dependent on police resources and priorities. Not to mention the Crown doesn't want it's time and resources tied up with what are to them piss ass cases. Finally the courts are already clogged up, they don't want what are to them needless cases coming before them Anyhow my opinion RG

Packing up for my trip to Toronto tomorrow to see a lady I have wanted to meet for a very long time RG

Targeting clients will be the easy way for the law and law enforcement to go. That said, the LE focus IMHO will be on street prostitution, not on escorts/companions/courtesans and their clients. Those encounters are behind closed doors so to speak, not in the public/police eye. It would require major resources to investigate. And likely that type of encounter would require an undercover operation with LE posing as an escort, to catch the clients. That requires major time, dollar and manpower resources, which are resources taken away from other LE priorities. I really don't think in reality much is going to change. Police are going to investigate and enforce those laws which are their priorities. Political grandstanding or not, seeing SP's/companions/courtesans is not going to be their priority IMHO Just as a case in point, right now, incalls are illegal...how many have seen a companion in her home/condo/hotel (just raise your hands, who knows, the police could be watching LOL) Not recommending or endorsing incalls but it is a reality of this lifestyle. Or how many ladies use drivers and have security, not to mention the agencies that operate. A morning rambling RG

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First thing to say... right now, I have no idea what I'll do, and no plans to acquire one. Entertaining though all the speculation may be, none of us really know what legislation - if any - will eventually become law. The fine details are likely to matter more than the broad direction of it, and the attitude of local LE will certainly matter more than either. Unless things change really drastically - which I doubt - I don't think seeing a well-established independent provider will be any riskier than it is today.

Because, as everyone knows, there are no female clients. Oh no. Definitely not. Why does the law have to be made by people who are so self-evidently ignorant?

I always wear yoga pant style sweats always, changing for appointments only, during the winter. I never drink from a glass like a lady, I always use straws for cold drinks. I am not sure if i like the feeling of liquids on my lips from drinking from the cup. I also eat popcorn for dinner. I get extra butter microwave popcorn and still put butter on top :) Dinner time is when I feel like eating a larger meal. anywhere from 2pm to 8pm.

Common sense isn't common.

Watching. So many blogs and so little time

For me, if I'm answering the OP question, overall... He.

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Well when it comes to eating deserts whether in public or private, I'm always a gentleman A Seinfeld episode for every occasion Now in all seriousness, or is it lightheartedness At home alone (joys of being single) I drink milk and juices from the carton. I also throw the pull tabs, my cat loves chasing and carrying them around...little caches of pull tabs all over my apartment Bathroom door stays open, my cat would howl (not meow) at any closed doors Leftover meals, well if in plastic containers I'll reheat and just eat out of the plastic container...why dirty up a plate as well as the plastic container On some lazy days, especially if it's a cold snow stormy day, well the day before I make sure I'm stocked up in the kitchen and I'll stay in and not even get dressed, just lounge pants and a hoodie I drink my no alcohol beer out of a bottle...does that count If I have ice cream it's out of the container, why dirty a bowl If I have chips and helluvagood dip I eat the chips out of the bag and the dip out of its container...again why dirty a dish or two And pizza, just leave it in the cardboard carton, take out a slice at a time and eat it...no plate, just a knife to cut the pizza with Oh, and I always eat in the living room sitting in my recliner watching tv If you ladies didn't want me before I bet you all want me now LOL RG

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Nordic laws won't fly... Regardless of what media says. I am waiting to see how things play out before jumping to conclusions.

You're great Jessica!! I am one of the people that is affected by the others cancelling as I was looking very forward to seeing you, and now miss the opportunity due to others cancelling... I'll watch for upcoming "misbehavin" tours though..

The only thing you can know about a person, whether through a board/email or in person is what that person feels safe and comfortable revealing about him/herself. Whether what they reveal about themselves makes you know them is in large based on trust. If they reveal little about themselves doesn't necessarily make them untrustworthy, it just means they don't feel safe enough or are open enough to share. But the person they are with may not be open or willing to share But in a board like this, with few exceptions (ladies I have seen ;-) ) we are all really anonymous board handles. And some can be really "brave" behind a computer screen, yet in person a sniveling wimp. (I know a manager at work, bravely barks orders through emails, but in person, cowers down when challenged) A rambling for whatever it's worth RG

When guests are here... We drink out of gold trimmed crystal but when I'm alone I use mason jars and straws liberated in bulk from Harveys. I wear silk and Jimmy Choos to entertain but when I'm alone I live in a oversized red onesie with a trap door and moccasins I entertain with amazing cheeses and exotic fruits displayed like magazine food with linen napkins but when I'm alone I live on egg salad and bacon out of a tupperware container. In the winter, I only shower when I have a playdate. The rest of the time, a sink bath suffices otherwise my skin would dry out and fall off. When I walk out the door as Catherine St.Claire I channel Catherine Deneuve or Jackie Onassis. When I walk my dog, I wear long johns, camo and wellies or a vintage crazy homeless lady 1960's fake fur coat and hat with Hush Puppy boots topped with my reading glasses so I can read my bb while waiting for him to finish. I serve gourmet coffee with cream to guests, make instant with protein powder when I'm alone. Basically when I'm alone, I look like my housekeeper and live like the simple, wrong side of the tracks girl that I was born. I don't apologize when someone catches me being less than my classy self because I actually think I make mason jars and camo look good! cat

Once upon a time, I, like Ice4fun, trusted everyone unless they gave me a reason not to. Unfortunately all to often, they did. Over the years, I've learned to be more objective about who I trust. I regard this industry very differently. There are a few women in this industry who I trust completely. I would trust them with anything. They have shown me I can. There are others, SP's or clients, who have shown me I can't. I proceed with guarded caution which is very out of my element. However, it is usually easy to tell and therefore easy to figure who I can and cannot trust. It has a lot to do with actions, AND with words. Be it to me, others, in ads, posts on message boards, treatment of others, etc. I certainly don't default to "trust no one unless they show me i can" - as I would go crazy with paranoia and suspicion. Instead, I approach lightly, ask questions, pay attention. It always presents itself to me one way or the other. There are few people in my life who I trust explicitly and those I do I regard with the highest admiration and respect because to be able to completely trust someone... to be 100% of who you are, share all of your thoughts, dreams, fantasies, fears, hopes, etc. Is a wonderful gift that person has given you as should be tended and appreciated so it may stand the tests of time. That also means making sure they feel the same of you. Trust cannot be one sided.

I think this can be easily interpreted in both the ways expressed in the above posts. As haggling and disrespectful, and as a good and beneficial arrangement for both parties. Part of the issue is how often you are seeing the lady now. If you tend to see her twice a month, then maybe the guaranteed commitment to 4 times a month would be seen as beneficial and worth the trade-off in terms of the addition time she would be investing. You also need to be careful of not taking advantage of that extra time i.e. not expecting the level of service that might go with a 2 hour appointment, suddenly being squeezed into the 90 minutes. There is lots to discuss, so i would suggest having an open and frank discussion. You could preface that discussion by saying that you respect her decision either way, and that regardless of the outcome you'll still want to book with her. Take that pressure out of the equation. If you propose this and your continued patronage is seen as a bargaining chip (i.e. if we can't come to an agreement I may have to stop seeing you) then it would, it seems to me quickly become a bad situation. I've had arrangements like this in the past. And if approached properly, can be very beneficial to both parties. But it does need to be approached from positions of trust and respect. When I've had these arrangements though, the effort was to ensure that, while there was a certain "retainer", that as close as possible market rates for services were respected. where I have had a "special rate" structure, it was sometimes on much longer multi-hour dates, with shorter dates still at the usual rate. To be totally honest, though, I'd probably just pre-book the 4 appointments, and pay each time. There are lots of things that can go wrong with this. She gets sick, or has an emergency and isn't available. You can't make it because something comes up and you expect a new time, but she can't fit you in, but also feels she held time for you so is reluctant to now forego other clients in order for you to get your time. Even though you prepaid, if you reschedule to another time she is potentially losing income. These sorts of things can make make for bad feelings. Porthos

My two cents... If you have already been seeing her regularly and paying full price, why would she want to take less from you for more work/time for her? Regular income is lovely. But this entire concept can be a VERY slippery slope. You suggesting the "discount" is insulting. I agree with RG in the sense that you could approach this woman and suggest that you'd like to pay an amount monthly for set weekly times. But honestly that removes any "flexibility" for her, and in busy times, she may lose business. It cannot be up to you to define the rules. This is HER business, and if she wants to offer a reduced rate for such an arrangement, or offer more time "off the clock" so to speak, that has to be HER decision. Not yours. Remember - yes, this is a business relationship - but we are human beings - who spend A LOT of money to be part of this industry, and we are not the dollarama or a pawn shop. We aren't a bargain to be haggled over. Be very careful... And be mindful that you do not put her in a position where she feels taken advantage of. I understand and appreciate your desire to want to offer her a bit of stability... But less pay from you means more pay from someone else to pay bills and put food on the table :) Just my opinion!

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While there were times in the past where it was essential that I keep details about my work private from many people, the secret life thing never worked very well for me... I'm only speaking for myself here, of course, but, it's alot of work to keep things heavily compartmentalized....and I value the continuities between my many selves too much to keep my life as an SP separate. My son knows what I do, my family and friends know, and I like it that way. :)

A very unhappy husband posted this in the UK, it's all over the place now. https://i.imgur.com/OiOpMql.jpg

The focus here is clearly street level prostitution, but Saint John, NB has said pretty clearly what I suspect many cities are doing, and may have actually always announced. Interesting times... http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/prostitutes-johns-won-t-be-charged-in-saint-john-chief-says-1.2510325

I have to echo everything that has been said so far.

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