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IF YOU CAN NOT GET THIS MESSAGE TO GO AWAY AFTER READING PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST. ****************************************** PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE CENSORED WORDS! ****************************************** I am sure by now many of you have noticed a number of words have been added to the censor list. I know it makes the site very hard to read but instead of jumping ship and moving to another country like other adult boards are doing we have decided to instead conform to the new laws. This means 1) No one can ADVERTISE that they offer prostitution related EXTRAS if you offer this off the site that is find as long as you do not LINK to a site offering such things or offer them here. To conform to the new laws we can not to allow you to ADVERTISE such things here on cerb or advertise a website or blog or ad somewhere else that offers such things. If we find you are linking to a website from cerb that offers such things we will need to BAN your site from linking from cerb. Since people will ignore the law and try to post ads offering such things on cerb we had had to add certain keywords to the censor to ensure no one posts ILLEGAL things. Unfortunately this takes away from the discussion area. Now it is NOT illegal to discuss prostitution or related ACTS but I am not sure how the law will see it if someone is posting that they are a ESCORT (Not offering any PROSTITUTION related extras) and some guy posts saying "Oh, She did such and such with me!" (Guys like to brag when they get something extra that was not advertised....) 2) People may start to try to CIRCUMVENT these words. This will get you SUSPENDED or BANNED as you could put the website in jeopardy. Anyone seeing anyone trying to be creative (offering to do stuff like "squeeze the juice from a hot dog", "Suc the icing off a rooster" or "go in and out of grease for extended vacation" .... you get the point! Please REPORT THIS and DO NOT QUOTE IT! If you reply to it with a quote and do not report it you may also get a warning. 3) Some words are standard words such as O U T C A L L and S E R V I C E and these had to be censored as well as they could be taken the WRONG way and we are being EXTRA VIGILANT at this time to ensure cerb stays within the boundaries of this new law. 4) Use your .... people, don't brag about extra things that may or may not have happened when in private with someone. Just share that you have a nice time, you will see her again and focus on the nice things. More to come but I am asking for help with CENSOR words as well. Please report any ADVERTISEMENT posts that HINT or BLATANTLY SAY they offer PROSTITUTION RELATED EXTRAS so we can ADD to the CENSORS and protect the site. IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS MESSAGE GO AWAY.... Your browser settings are probably not accepting cookies. Switch to another web browser or change your settings and see if it helps. A INCOGNITO browser will probably also cause this issue as well.

The VERY FIRST adult discussion website in Canada (at least that I know of) that had info on escorts was created by no other then "Joyful Spirit" (A member here who use to go by the name "LYLA" and she built the website and was a pioneer for online escorts in Canada). The site was LYLA.COM and was affectionately known as "Lyla's List". It also displayed ads for Escorts-Canada.com and when LYLA wanted to retire the site she passed the domain name on to the owners of escorts-canada.com. They (EC) continued lyla's list for a few years but when the SPONLY area on LYLA.COM at the time known as demimonde was taken over by some of the ladies and failed miserably and the discussion board part was hacked bad due to a old bbs system that was full of security holes the discussion element of the site and the sponly area of the site were put onto the back burner. The lyla.com site stayed active but only to display ads for escorts-canada (without a discussion element) instead we created a separate site cerb.ca to start from scratch. So... We are bringing back LYLA.COM as we need a NON CANADIAN DOMAIN NAME for this site. WHY?? Basically we do not trust the Canadian powers that be, with these new laws it's only a matter of time when our compliance is not good enough so this way we have a .COM domain name (canada does not have any governing body over .com only .ca) so we felt this needed to happen sooner then later. BUT... love you like a sister is a most excellent modern day urban take on the name! We should adapt that as this community has always been about watching each others backs, helping the ladies stay safe and all around positive side of the adult industry. Since we are sisters and brothers and we now have all those annoying DOT.DOT.DOT censors all around us maybe we should use "Love You Like A ..." as the name! ;)

Appreciation has been expressed to Mod (and owners) for all the headaches they must be going through adjusting CERB to be compatible with this new draconian legislation But to the ladies we adore, they too are having to make similar changes to their websites. Changes which are time consuming and except for this draconian law, absolutely needless. I think all the ladies are also due a BIG THANK YOU for the time and trouble they are also going through, changing their websites etc. So to all the ladies, your efforts do not go unnoticed and are appreciated Thank You A rambling RG

If gentleman wish to visit you they will make the effort to do so. As long as you have a clean and respectable in call that is most important, Don't forget there will always be complainers, let them go ahead and complain. Cater to you faithful guests , As long as they feel safe they will visit.

Lyla.com was the domain name for Lyla's List, one of the first boards of this kind that was started in the 90's and was later acquired by escorts-canada, cerb's owners. From what I understand one of the reasons the board is going back to the old name because it is a dot com not a dot ca.

The site has moved to lyla.com I think I worked out the bugs... LOTS OF THEM! Discussion about it here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=199884

The problem with taking an appointment that late at night is the client might be on drugs or might be drunk. I've been struck by a drunken idiot client and I'm apprehensive about taking appointments with someone that I don't know that late. When they can't preform it becomes extremely hard for us and having to deal with someone under the influence who isn't themselves is a whole other thing. This is the reason I have no alcohol to offer a client and why I don't allow it in a first time visit. Assholes are instantly created with the addition of alcohol. If you allow a client to bring it, you're telling him it is ok to drink and he may have 3, 4 or more before he even shows up. SD

Escort is fine to use, it means date. Problem is cities can actually license escorts. They require police clearances, huge fee's, big restrictions, heavy by-law enforcement, etc... Windsor, Winnipeg and Calgary all know all too well. Cities like Barrie and other parts of Alberta and Saskatchewan also have escort by-laws in place.

does this mean that will be have to log into a different website?

Something to do with " Love you like a sister" maybe? What that has to do with this site I don't know... Additional Comments: OR: #5 in Urban Dictionary: "Beautiful, flirty,sweet and funny girls" "very special, and rare" The party doesn't start til they show up......

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She went by the previous name Lavender

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"Back in the day before Bill ...., I used to ask a lady if she provides A, B or C, but now that the law has changed, I have changed my ways and no longer ask such questions.(But perhaps you should run that by a lawyer first and see what he recommends)" I ran this by a lawyer back when the old law was in effect and he bluntly told me not to do it and also not to mention what I was NOT willing to do for compensation because that implies that are some things that I am willing to do for money. The best and safest thing to do is not to mention anything to do with anything even remotely related to what that bill is about. There is no way I can say anything more without using censored words. "I look forward to sharing coffee with your in your hotel room at 08:00 PM." Enough said.

That would be great but unfortunately that plugin is not available for this site software (at least not this version) and to custom code it would take time and money, so we can look at the down the line. For now the censors will be in place till the ladies clean up profiles and stop posting bad things in the ads, if no one does this then we need no censors. Right!

Yes! The Barb's thread has passed 300,000 hits! Thanks to all contributors (and of course to all the dancers, our constant inspiration) :)

Thanks Mod! You are doing a helluva job in this really crappy time! Kudos!

The censor system lets me tweak some stuff but the problem is the more strict I make it the easier it is to circumvent. I adjusted l i c k and p s e so you can type collapse and upset and click but this means someone can do stuff like GFEPSELICK and circumvent the censor so if you see something like this please report it.

We all think differently and I have been attacked for having my opinions so far but this seems perfectly acceptable. Using these words to empower myself are not from my generation and understand that in MY generation, sluts were those who were promiscuous and w's got paid for it long before I was ever in this line of work. Never did I imply NOT being paid for it was bad but some members here decided to imply and twist my words and insinuate this or I was being above everyone else. That is not true and I have helped and support A LOT of ladies in my time and have been nothing but helpful. I have heard this not once but twice now by the same person that I'm supposedly above everyone else because I have certain opinions about things. Perhaps it comes across that way since I don't mince words but I don't think like that and I certainly don't conduct myself that way in my business either. This lies within the person reading it to feel that way, not how I'm making them feel. Do I necessarily agree with the above bold statement I made a few days ago? In some ways, yes and in others, no. Part of my original statement that "Sluts don't get paid for it" is a statement I grew up with. It's what *I* know. If I solely believed in the above, I would be a complete hypocrite and no doubt that I wouldn't be a sex worker. Being in this line of work has also changed a lot of my views over the years about what I thought I knew about sex workers before being in the lifestyle. And what I don't appreciate is that I have been completely and utterly criticized as a result for not agreeing with others views because they have immersed themselves in Women's Studies. My apologies for not being so current and up with the times ladies. And thanks for looking down on others who don't share in your views and be completely attacked for having differing opinions. This also isn't just about a person's opinions, it was also HOW I was raised. I realize that I am quite a bit older than many who have different views, I do not have a degree in women's studies, I come from a very Catholic family etc and I don't believe in labeling. Is that so wrong to NOT be all of these things? Yet I have taken a lot of criticism for it in the last few days from those who do. I enjoy sex but I don't think I need to call myself a slut to empower myself or take back what I think I have lost. It's as simple as that. Perhaps I don't understand this generation. And while I appreciate Slutwalks for violence against women and what it originally stands for, I don't believe in using the term "slut" to take it back or own it. Women should have the freedom of being "sx" ual" and also be protected against the violence and harassment surrounding it. See it as you may..if you think I'm putting myself on a pedestal because I have different feelings so be it. That's HOW you perceive it. I just don't personally believe in labels. If a woman wants to be a slut or a ."w", get paid or not go ahead... but using these terms to identify ourselves just take us back a notch historically speaking. Imo, I find it counterproductive. Afterall, they are just words and do not define the true spirit of women and what we stand for.

Ladies can not get charged for PLACING prostitution ads but third parties can so no one can allow ads for prostitution so the law effectively means your allowed to advertise but it is illegal for anyone who allows you to do it. If your link from cerb (Banner or signature or profile or anywhere on cerb) links to a personal website where you offer prostitution extras this would be illegal as well so UPDATE your sites!! if not your site will be banned from cerb. THE LAW PASSED - THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO UPDATE!! it is in a 30 day grace period to give everyone time to conform to the new law. We are giving the ladies a few weeks to update websites but if they are NOT UPDATED shortly they will be placed on the BANNED SITES list and censored off the site. Members will be asked to let us know if any sites linking from cerb advertise prostitution extras those sites will actively be removed. Again... I did not make the new laws! People are getting mad at me cause of the censors and the new rules. Deal with it people! Next time a vote comes about don't vote conservative cause it's your majority conservative government who did this to you all!

On the spur of the moment I went to Paradis Spa and saw Sylvia Star. I had seen her website and her pictures. I had always wanted to see her but my schedule and hers never seemed to mesh. Well tonight the stars aligned and I managed to finally meet her. First thing I will say is that her pictures do not do her justice. This lady is 1,000 times more beautiful in person. And that was just the first impression. As always I shall leave the private details private but suffice to say she is incredibly beautiful, has a soft touch and is just one incredibly and oh so sexy lovely lady. She is one lady I hope to see again very soon. Only next time I will spend a lot more time with her.

I'm no lawyer but my guess is the police would need to do more than ask, they would need to get a warrant http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182967 Internet User's Privacy Upheld By Supreme Court. Again I add the caveat I'm no lawyer, but if internet users privacy is upheld, that would include things like emails, pm's, etc Pesky thing for police, the SCC and the Constitution RG

I think he means as it pertains now to CERB...ie Lylas' List, and it precedes the previous name

Visiting Manitoba in December: Winnipeg: December 17th-18th & 20th-21st Or catch me in Brandon December 19th ;) Please note that : For my upcoming tours of 2015, you will need one of those for a meeting, unless we have met in the past: *A review board handle *A reference from an established sp you have met in the past OR * An introduction on webcam will be necessary to prove you're a safe and serious date. Im the kind of girl that sparks a flame in your mind. I bother your consciousness until you HAVE to see me again .Im tall (5ft11 (6ft1 with heels), smart and absolutely delectable. My body is an ultimate treat for your eyes: i might have the longest legs that you have ever seen with a toned body that i maintain with my regular Yoga sessions. Oh! And i forgot natural 34D breast that you won't forget ;) Our time together can be as innocent as a first date, or wilder than anything you've experienced before. I am open to many different types of play and am able to adapt to my partner. Please visit my website for further informations: http://www.chrystalelitecompanion.com ( I DO APPRECIATE THAT YOU VISIT MY WEBSITE BEFORE INQUIRING) Email: [email protected] 604-966-1110

Ottawa November 26th (1pm-midnight) & November 27th (7am-noon) Please note: That I Will only see old friends or new ones with a review board handle, a solid reference from an established sp you have met in the past or i will require a webcam session before a meeting as an introduction. Im the kind of girl that sparks a flame in your mind. I bother your consciousness until you HAVE to see me again .Im tall (5ft11 (6ft1 with heels), smart and absolutely delectable. My body is an ultimate treat for your eyes: i might have the longest legs that you have ever seen with a toned body that i maintain with my regular Yoga sessions. Oh! And i forgot natural 34D breast that you won't forget ;) Our time together can be as innocent as a first date, or wilder than anything you've experienced before. I am open to many different types of play and am able to adapt to my partner. Please visit my website for further informations: http://www.chrystalelitecompanion.com ( I DO APPRECIATE THAT YOU VISIT MY WEBSITE BEFORE INQUIRING) Email: [email protected] 604-966-1110

Greetings Everyone! My name is Skylar & I'm a petite brunette beauty with booty here to meet each & every one of you wonderful Cerbies! I'm Available NOW UNTIL 4pm for an up close & personal, in the flesh meeting you are sure to love! I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry because I'm AWESOME at it! :wink: We have beautiful rooms with amazing showers here at Vibe and I am looking forward to getting you alone soon! (So much fun!) My AVAILABILITY This Week Is: NOW UNTIL 4pm Wednesday: 4pm-10pm Thursday: 4pm-10pm Friday: 10am-4pm & Saturday: 12pm-8pm Sunday OFF Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! You can visit my cerb profile & see more pictures: Here! & Check Out My Recommendations HERE! xoxo Skylar

Good morning, Thank you for a wonderful visit in your delightful city last week, it was great to be back. I look forward to seeing you in the New Year, xoxo Emily

A lady, one a very special lady (and now retired), wore sweat pants. She did so, she told me, so as to not draw attention to her when she walked through the hotel. Always clean clothes mind you. But she looked GREAT!!! Clothes, well for me, it's whatever the lady feels comfortable in...I'm happy when I hear the knock on my hotel door, and the lady shows up with a big smile on her face, and we greet with a hug and kiss. She can wear sweats, jeans, dress, skirt, burlap sack whatever she feels most comfortable in, I'm happy I keep in mind this, a lady dressed at her worse still looks far better than me at my very best My two cents worth RG

Not just the new laws, but not really the place to ask a question like that regardless

Reminds of the old FTD advert "Say it with flowers". Except now you can say it with Flicka's Posted via Mobile Device

I want this thread to go away. I cannot do anything here because of it, regardless whether I clear cookies or use other browsers. Please stop this.

Just a suggestion, the word blocker that another site uses, rather then dots.... when you hit submit, red letters appear that says Warning: these terms are not allowed. IE: If I tried happyending the word block will say not allowed so I had to change to : always leave happy. Perhaps this will help people to think of better words to use without the frustration of ......dots. Once you edit it and get rid of the offensive word, then the post goes threw, however if you try too many times, then your ad is simply depleted with no refund.

I'm finding this season is noticeably better than any other season since the first one. Subplots don't drag on, they're resolved within a few episodes and we move on. And the characters have all adapted to their circumstances and now do things smartly and capably. The current bounce between three groups is keeping things fresh and suspenseful; I approve. Also, let's take a moment to record what we know about dealing with zombies, in order to aid anyone in the future confronting a zombie apocalypse: remember, to kill a zombie you must attack its ..... Nowhere else; only the .... matters! It doesn't much matter what you use: bullet to the .... crowbar to the .... pointy stick to the .... fire engine's water stream to the .... As long as you hit the ..... The ..... That's the most important part to remember: the ..... There! Now I feel a little better knowing that future generations are a bit safer armed with this knowledge! Hey... waitaminnit! Damn you Stephen Harper! The fall of civilization to the zombie apocalypse is on YOU!

Second that Thanks Mod from another appreciative CERBite RG

It is not fear mongering and it is not us (cerb, the owners, the mods) who made these laws!!! Cerb has always been on the good side of the law and we will remain that way. It keeps our members safe, the owners safe, the mods safe and the advertisers safe. I am just warning people of what is to come here on cerb not everywhere else! Have i ever been concerned what others are doing? No! We run cerb different the other sites, We will conform to the new laws to keep this site running and we will ride this out and protect ourselves, and our members. lots of people are voicing opinions that we should keep cerb running the same, refuse to conform, move the business to another country, etc,etc,.. If you feel so strongly about not censoring and breaking the laws then i suggest you either purchase a copy of vbulletin (the software that runs cerb) and start your own discussion site and run all the illegal ads and open uncensored posts you want.. Or hell make the owners of cerb an offer to purchase cerb, maybe they would sell it. I would have to resign however as i do not wish to go to court for breaking this new law. Just for the record...As far as i know cerb it is not for sale but with the new laws i am sure that would consider an offer, i sure would. So, with that said does anyone have the guts (or stupidity) to go against the law? Put your money and your criminal record where your mouth is and lets see what happens. If not then help us stay a float and stop fighting me and fight your government who did this to us! Lets see if your all talk or your willing to take the chance and get charged under the new law. I personally would like to keep the site going and conform to the laws.

The site is already outside of Canada But it is owned and operated in Canada Simple, do you think Mod and other CERB/EC employees should leave Canada and operate CERB outside of Canada so you aren't disappointed assuming they can get a work visa The simplest thing they could do is shut it all down. But at least Mod and everyone, they are trying to find a solution and keep CERB going RG

None of this would bother me either. As long as a gentleman is polite and hygienic, everything is good. Best wishes for healing!

I don't like going across the river because it seems I get pulled over by the cops alot over ther as for ottawa locations free parking is nice or right off the hwy eazy to get to .

I just read this, as I just posted my ad for massage & entertainment. Now in this ad, I said " Kneading and squeezing the stress you hold with in" Is this along the lines of a No-No? Do I need to edit this?

Just an observation I've noticed from seeing many amazing ladies. When I introduce myself I let the lady know I'm bald, wear glasses, perfect weight if I was eight feet tall LOL oh and I'm in my fifties. I'm not what you call easy on the eyes LOL...definitely not cover of GQ material. All that has mattered to the ladies I have met is that I am a gentleman, and that I treat them with the utmost respect, which they deserve btw. My guess, what will be important with any lady you meet is that you are a respectful gentleman. You may wish to tell a lady you want to meet about your surgery, my guess, she's more interested in the man you are Good Luck RG

Stunningly beautiful babe and tons of fun. I've seen her many many times and never get tired of her attentions. Really outstanding!

Allow me to introduce myself... I'm that special lady for gentlemen accustomed to a warm, friendly quality companion. My personality is best described as flirty, playful and affectionate. I love to laugh and have a natural ability to engage with you as if we have known one another for years. My exotic looks will captivate you. I am tall, curvy & toned, very busty(36DD) with long blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. My soft lips and sun kissed skin adores the attention of a man's touch and my extensive collection of beautiful lingerie will surely put a smile on your face with stockings and heels to compliment my look. Whether you desire an evening of classy companionship ending with a sensual encounter or an intimate afternoon rendezvous, I provide a relaxed atmosphere at my private upscale location or perhaps you would like me to join you at your hotel. Our time together promises to be unrushed and engaging. If you can see yourself being spoiled please refer to my website to learn more http://sierra-halifaxescort.com Discretion is always assured and your need for confidentiality is highly respected. Truly Yours, Sierra xoxo .

I was at the Barefax for this first time in May and spent some time with a beautiful young blond named Sarah, I have been back there a couple times since then and haven't seen her around. Does anyone know if she still dances there?

Dill pickle soup?! As much as I love dills (or any other pickled veggie), I am curious about dill pickel soup. Please keep us posted!

First let me say my experiences with the ladies from this site have been memorable in a positive way. Prior to joining this site I would take my chances on back page. I had some good experiences and some bad experiences. I also learned a lot and some of my bad experiences where due to my inexperience in not asking the right questions. And reading my turn offs maybe someone might think I was some ugly troll with no manors to have the experiences I have had and no that is not the case. I always treat a lady like a lady, I show up freshly showered, clean all over and with fresh breath. I have been told I am a good looking guy. I always I show up with some honey and sometimes the occasional gift depending on circumstances. It might sound stupid and naive but I want my time to be as memorable to the lady I see, as it is to me. Here are my turn-offs My number one turn-off showing up and finding the SP has been drinking a lot. A jaded SP that you can tell from what she says and her actions she is just not enjoying her job. If your not at least pretending your turned on for sure I am turned off and am just wanting to get the heck out of there. No kissing. Now I am not talking DFK I mean just plain old small light kisses. And no worries if something is not on the menu I am fine with that but if your not going to kiss at all that should be known up front because that would be a deciding factor in me seeing someone or not. Smelling of smoke. Doing my research paying and going for BBBJ and getting CBJ. Booking and showing up on time. Txting for room number 5 minutes before the agreed time and hearing nothing back. Then txt again because I do not trust txt and sometimes get sorry am not there yet, have gotten sorry give me another 1/2 hour, once told give me an hour and then I just left. If you set a time and cannot keep the time that is understandable but the same curtsey should go both ways and either party should inform the other as soon as they know they will be delayed or cannot make it. Book an incall. Get the txt she is on her way only to find out much latter she turned around for whatever reason and was a no show. Bait and switch. Now I am smarter and just leave. Her phone going off during the session and checking it and replying to txt messages Paying for the hour and scooted out the door way before the hour is up. Finishing up and having the lady say hold on a minute and she opens the envelope and counts out the money. Had one lady booked a half hour and paid for half hour. Was done in 20 minutes and she said hey you wanted an hour. Had to show her the text message. I will always treat a lady like a lady and its sure nice to be treated with equal respect.

2 min flat, and here comes the rain shower lol. Yes I can squirt, if I do it myself then 100% can, sometimes I can when someone else does it either with sex or with fingers. With that said, I do not care for fingering, unless is my own hand.

So Frigin True. I hate the fake 'Oh Baby'. One fake oh baby and I never repeat. Shuts me done completely. I especially note this when booking.....nothing is better then fake! Great if the SP gets off, but they are the Service Provider. Not meaning to sound rude. Yay and double YAY if they do! but....I don't expect it, or require it. Soo no hurt egos here if they don't. I am not a SP but for me as a female with my partner...... I don't always cum with my life partner and he knows my body well. Sometimes.... I CHOOSE not to organism! (oh the shock). Sometimes, I just want to enjoy the penetration for a little boost in my day and pep in my step. I will avoid organism because I have Places To Be and Things To Do. I can't always afford the energy suck and need for nap that comes with my cum (so to speak). I can only assume the same is true for the Service Providers; They too have Places to Be, and People to Do ....hehe With my last ex I use to enjoy watching him with his SP. Again...I would completely shut done when fake sounds started. He on the other never seemed to notice. for the best cause knowing him like I do..... his ego does require it! Luckily we eventually found a regular gal that suited me, suited him and suited us both together. Seeing someone that often everyone gets to know each other and takes the faking out of the equation. Atlast...she left the business Additional Comments: ditto here Additional Comments: Luvs the OD posts :)

There are some MPAs who are very skilled too. Unfortunately they are YMMV and can't be named here.

Great post...and topic.... I agree wholeheartedly with what you have to say. i relocated almost 2 years ago to a city where 65% of people are on social assistance and they live for cheque day. There is a newspaper full of decent jobs (I know as I have looked). I dont understand it no matter how I try to process the train of thought that these people have. One of the main reasons this is such a trend, is that they are 2nd or 3rd generation social assistance receivers. They figure if they were raised ok on it, why not keep it up. Plus they see $$$ when they find out they get more money a month for each child they have. Goverment assistance is there for a short term fix, not as a lifestyle. It REALLY sickens me. In my building I am the ONLY person not on assistance, yet some of the other tenants live a more extravagant lifestyle than I do.....How is that possible? I was in the bank at home last week, I was the ONLY person in line not cashing a government cheque. I was raised to always want better for myself and my family, and I just could not subject myself to ever take a handout from the government day in and day out for the remainder of my life. After seeing how the other half lives for the last almost 2 years it sickens me. The fact that people are content with just getting by and not wanting better for themselves is a big part of the downward spiral. Better yet, how about the homeless people with pets? WTF you cant care for yourself so you decide to make an animals life miserable too?