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Sounds really good till you get too many guys who just want to skype and never book anything, hope it works.

I know some rescues that leave their doors open partially for this stray cats to keep warm. So, it's in essence a cat house.

And I'm not writting about tech issues. It is sad to say that for a few that do ask for porn chat (free, that is), we cannot offer this kind of service to you, gents. Being in chat brings a smile to my face (and probably yours), but with repeated request for sex chat, well, it ruins the whole beauty of it... Sorry to say, but we, ladies, usually, don't like to be harrassed this way. This is why most of us don't offer chat or Skype. Behave, and it will be possible. Eventually.

Couldn't find a thread to best accommodate this topic. I decided to just create a new one. I had booked an appoinment with someone He cancelled because of illness. Fair enough that happens. We then spoke some more, because I enjoy connecting before rendezvous and then today after a week of talking, he exclaims, That I am far too young for him. I'd like to know why people think it's okay to do this? It's like a total other person! He apologized for wasting my time, which sorta helped, not really. I suppose he wanted to try something new, but I'm all about communication. I'm offended that he couldn't communicate anything tell NOW. Sparing my feelings, or not. Dishonesty turns me off! If I am not for you please don't waste my time. geeez!

Thank you! And for my point of you, squirting actually hurts, unlike female ejaculation. In squirting, and top of the stimulation (whatever it is), I have to contract certain muscles, which also requires a lot of energy. And yes, it is basically the bladder doing the whole work. In female ejaculation, it is the complete opposite. It is a relief, just as men, I suppose. No need of any effort, basically, and can be done by other than sexual means. For some weird reason, I reach it by nipple play, just like many gents. As for the clitoris, it has nothing to do with both situations. It would be like tickling the most sensitive nerve of the body, but located in the pleasure zone. So first one is not that pleasurable (for me anyways) and can give aches, and carry mostly waste, the second one is nerve killing (puts you to sleep), and the third one is just a pleasurable push button (the one that brings electric shocks to your toes). It is beacause we are fundamentally the same? I tend to believe so.

Dropped in at Barb's at lunchtime. Good news! Ariel is back!! Jenny was there, and Claire, and cutie Sky, who did a lively stage show.

If there is anything i can do .. you just feel like venting .. PM me xox

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

I have to disagree. As she will also learn (I hope), it's not all flowers and roses to provide a girlfriend experience. It's a lot more work. First, I would like to thank Brody for not making any allusion to who it was. I have to salute. This is a high mark of respect, and is sometimes forgotten. Second, some gents require more care and patience, and sometimes, for a reason or another, it just doesn't work. Some are really looking for a relashionship eventhough both parties are fully aware that no love is involved. Only cares. Unfortunetly, we are refusing to often to see the cold truth, and this is consider as a time waster. As said before, we cannot satisfy everybody's createrias and being a girlfriend is a lot of work...

I'm an atheist myself but from a very religious family. I'm happy to say my family shows the best that religion can accomplish. It is a pillar to them that gives him hope, community, and a sense of purpose, and they are amazingly generous, forgiving, and selfless. The thing is, I have no doubt they would be just as generous, forgiving, and selfless even if they weren't religious. People sometimes ask me how/why I act morally since I don't believe in heaven/hell. I usually just ask them how many people they would rob, rape, and murder if it wasn't prohibited by their religion. I ask if they want to do such things but only refrain because a higher power tells them not to. There are certainly atheists who are killers and commit atrocities, but it's really hard to think of anyone who has committed such crimes "in the name of atheism". The fact that they are atheist is typically about as relevant as their hair colour. Unfortunately, while most people do good acts in the name of their religion, too often discrimination and worse is done "in the name of god". I agree with those who say that even without religion such people would find another reason to seize power, kill those they don't like, be prejudice, etc. But at least without the easy excuse of 'god says so' it's a lot harder for people to justify such things and spur support. I don't think eliminating religion would end all ills in the world, and I think most religious people are intelligent moral people, and I've no little interest in trying to sway anyone from their faith. But I can't help but think that if religion were to go away we'd still have all the good that's part of it and perhaps would lose some of the bad...

Found myself in my favourite lunch establishment today. :biggrin: Met with a lovely brunette named Bianca. This girl has been around a long, long time. I've been around a long, long time too. It's a wonder that I've never talked to her yet in all of this time. She's a french cougar, cute accent, and a nice healthy spinner body. She was a lot of fun in the CR, would highly recommend.

As mentioned already, the nasty stuff happens on other boards. And it is often subtle. The fact is some guys are high on their horse and think writing a bad review is an effective way to "get back" at a provider. Maybe he was refused due to poor hygiene or a bad attitude. Maybe their personalities just didn't click. These things are usually not mentioned because the typical MO of a bully or entitled reviewer is the inability to acknowledge that how a session goes depends on them as much as on us. The good reviewers will factor themselves in the equation. "Maybe my breath wasn't the freshest" or what have you. A lot of guys think we are acquiescent dolls and do not like when we dare to ask a gentleman to freshen up or be more gentle, no matter how politely and sweetly we say it. Then they hit the review boards and give a skewed account of things. Conversely, the same can be true of rave reviews giving praise. I was once called a spinner by a client who was on cloud nine after seeing me. I am not a spinner, and while the enthusiasm was appreciated the use of the term does not apply. Whether it is a good review or a bad review, but most often with bad reviews, sometimes people are emotionally charged when composing a review. Though this is certainly more harmful and usually more obvious in bad reviews. And the other boards are very much boy's clubs where the peer group is a little more accepting - sometimes outright encouraging - of that sort of thing than here on Lyla. My perspective on the topic.

Quite a M.I.L.F., but not yet a Cougar; Small breast, perfect buns; No tan, very fair complexion; Dark short hair, but definetly a redhead; Not a spinner, but athletic; Couple of strechmarks, but still a size 6. Not enough for you? What about a little trip to my reco? I am definetly a head spinner, an athlete, down to Earth, a little sarcastic, with a GREAT sense of humour. Ready to host you in my home, you'll have to make the trip. If you do, I will make it worth your while. Located in the Lower-Laurantians, I, for now, preffer to gather to my OTT fans. Available from now to the end of the week. Want to bring your favorite friend? Sure! Drop me a line!

In case we've not yet had the pleasure.. I'm a 5'6 true brunette, with a movie star smile and bright gorgeous eyes that you'll love to have look back up at you.. With a toned, and moderately tattooed all natural body that I love to show off and share with certain respectful gentlemen and couples, Let my body be your playground.. I offer my sensual, pampering attention for those who appreciate the sweeter, softer side of a lady; and a wild, naughtier experience for those with more... curious tastes :p Openminded and genuine, I love to indulge fantasies, from the vanilla to things a bit more intense, my true passion is pleasing my guests! With a wardrobe to captivate many tastes, and accessories for both of our pleasures, the possibilities for pleasure are endless, just share with me what you might enjoy, and I'll take care of the rest! Shower, amenities, and even a fresh pouf are available if you'd like freshen up before or after our date :) Please visit http://www.msmanda.com for details on what I offer, review links, and more, or pm/email for more info! xx

Hey gents and ladies ! I'm back and ready to have some fun. I'm under the nb recommendation section. To get more information pm and I will give more info! I'm a petite woman with model looks .. long natural read hair with a smaller Frame of 5'3 120 pounds and beautiful big green eyes. I'm a sweet but fire woman and love what I do ! SO HAPPY TO BE BACK AND GETTING INTERACTIVE WITH SOME LYLA BUDDIES :) Ashley xoxo

Thanks for your helpful and interesting post. As a man who tries very hard to empathise with women and understand our different pleasure centres, I try to avoid imposing my personal interpretation (which, in most instances is way off base). I have always been intrigued by squirting and it looks more like peeng in porn movies when she sprays like a fire hose.

I concur with Thissguyyhere. A lot older than 26. I left within minutes of arrival.

Ottawa South 35 min from the downtown core ... a quick drive to explore, entice and please ... come and visit me in beautiful Manotick .... Are you looking for an adventure ? What turns you on the most ? Big breasts , long legs or a spankable round ass , big luscious lips ? Well , I have " all of the above" and more .... I am a curvy , busty and leggy vixen with seductive green eyes who knows how to please... I am a 5' 10, 36D curvy cuddle companion who knows how to seduce, arouse and please discerning gentlemen. Looking for that encounter that gives you butterflies ... want to feel desirable again .... come and enjoy a glass of wine and see where things go .... check out my recommendations , you won't be disappointed .... Looking forward to teasing and pleasing you xoxoxo Shower facilities available with fresh towels and toiletries .... Rendezvous rates are 160 for 45 minutes ...............................220 for an hour ...............................300 for 1.5 hours these amounts are firm ... bartering or haggling will be ignored :smile: [email protected] ..... or 613-912-0966 (text only !!) I'm available 08:00 till 20:00 everyday ... special allowances for extended bookings or an overnight rendevous .....

Well, pretty sure I'm single today... as single as a married guy can be that is.

Good morning gentlemen ! I am preparing to visit your fine city once again ! My visit in November was just to short . I am planning to be with you for over one week ! Yes how excited I am becoming . :icon_smile: I will be with you January 28th to February 6th ! I will be hosted by your own Miss Autumn Raine and we have plans to make this the best visit ever ! Conveniently located in her immaculate and lovely condo you can visit me solo or out favourite , a naughty and nice duo . This will be a week to remember , please prebook to ensure a visit is easily arranged . My site for more details : http://www.sensualkatherine.net 902 456 8694 Please no blocked calls . Katherine Xoxo

A for Appreciation :-) ...for every moment of intimacy created, drop of energy traded, satisfying company shared and time well spent with another person (or 2) you admire. Thanks Ladies!

As the ol' adage goes: Age is all in the... Bed. ;-) Chronological differences aside - it's all aboot attitude and la joie de vivre imho and experience. I've met energetic ladies 15+ yrs on me whom thoroughly enjoy swinging from the chandeliers yelling 'Ye-haw!' while also meeting 20 yr olds whom only do mission and say things like 'Yes Dear'. So, I believe the term is 'open minded' when it comes to age, as much as anything. Surprises and gems shine at all different times throughout life - much like I believe aboot myself :-P Everyone has their moments ;-) ...whether dreaming ahead or reminiscing behind. Waxing philosophically: Regardless of your place in time - seize the moment (peacefully, of course)! To quote my fav soap: Like sands through the hour glass - these are the days of our lives :-D Happy Humpers Day!

I am returning Thursday with my lady love Katherine of HFX! A Dynamic Duo team not easily forgotten! 30/30 combo available that gives you best of both worlds without the double fee! Full DUO performances also available! Or we can enjoy each other one on one! MONCTON: THIS SATURDAY ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!! Will be away for one week Jan 17th till 25th. 506 261 7313

Some are ignorant time wasters, no shows Some like the idea of communicating with an escort. It excites them, but they never intend on going through with a date. But they know a companion wouldn't communicate with them just for the heck of it so they pretend they are a prospective client Some fully intend right up to H Hour to go through with a date, but for whatever reason they get cold feet and can't go through. Maybe it's a married guy who at the last minute can't go through with an encounter Or nervousness, maybe shy around women, or just the whole idea of a date with an escort scares him. I know for myself, my very first date with an escort, terrified, beyond nervous :-). But I texted the lady my hotel and room number scared as I was. No way to cancel then. That first time got me past the hump of seeing companions. And all my other dates, even with ladies I have had repeated dates with, I still get nervous, weak in the knees. The day I don't is the day I leave this lifestyle A rambling RG

Recommendation: Not a fake, stress-free, extremely down-to-earth, friendly, loves to talk. Age seems right, looks a little more curvy than the pix. Huge hard fake t1ts (DDDs or Es)!! All CLEAN service.

Sabrina, I completely agree with your advice but if we're talking chromosomes it is more of a guy thing i.e. a Y factor. Brody: excellent sage advice for you!!

I'll definitely be seeing her again when I can!

Oh my god!!!! I cannot believe some one would do that to you I'm so sorry! That is so flipping disrespectful and scary. I'm sad for the genuine nice young guys who miss out because of assholes like this. I just can't see anyone I don't know under 30 anymore because of too many uncomfortable experiences being disrespected by young guys. It can happen at any age, but there are higher odds of a younger man not being able or wanting to pay a ladies full rate and having less experience and not knowing how this business works for us. Just because we are paid companions doesn't mean while we're working we just want to give it away free to a guy because they are young or look a certain way. We're human not robots Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

The guy is 28 minutes early, I had to rush there because he kept telling me he's running late. I get there tell him I need tp change and he says give me the room number I'll wait in the room while you change (???) I tell him the floor and say give me one second. Long story short he comes in the room and groped my ads so hard it still hurts. Just as I was telling him he had to leave, he says he just wants to hang out got free. He didn't want to go. Again I calmly say please go and hrs laughing saying why should he have to pay he's only 20. I task him to please respect what I'm saying and to leave before I call the cops (I just say that so he leaves) as he goes he tried to grab my boob! ! He texted me over and over and I finally tell him to stop harassing me or I'll call the cops. He said he was going to pay with e-transfer, that's what he was planning to do. Yeah right! Thank you so much to all of you great and amazing respectful men out there, I definitely would be 'retiring' being an SP if it werent for you all!

I would love it in that location so I am interested in what you find out.

Available today Until fulfilled,let me treat you just right and we can make Santa's naughty list together. Older Gents (45's and up, or somewhere there about) 100 roses /hh 160 roses/hour, 260 roses/hour and a half, 320 roses/2 sexy hours. Younger Gents Donations Are: Younger Gents Special: 120 roses /hh 200 roses/hour, 280 roses/hour and half, 370 roses/2hours Are you a older man looking for a mature angel faced woman to spend some time with? Someone who isn't just a woman but real Lady with soft caressing hands and deep kisses.A woman with deep desires and addicted to cuddles. Step out of your fast paced world and step into my slow seduction. I have warm inviting hazel eyes and curly auburn red hair that cascades around my shoulders. My classic hourglass figure has curves in all the right places. A natural 34 D and and hips mmm hips that beg to be held on to. I'm NO spinner but I do so love to play. Shower available,massage table as well,Soft scented candles burn in my quiet home 10 min away from Downtown Ottawa . I will be waiting. Extras are available just ask in person. Jolie (613)266-9918 XoX

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Hello Gentlemen of Ottawa, If you are seeking for a genuine , easy going High Class Companionship, with top-notch service who carry herself with elegance and charm. Well allow me to introduce myself. My name is kathy and It is my second time touring ottawa.I am glad to say that i will be visiting you until the 16th of january. Come treat yourself to an experience that will awaken all your senses! I'm sensual,sexy and seductive with just the right amount of naughtiness to take all your stress away. I take pride in maintaining myself,features will impress you .I have an angel face that matches my beautiful personality. Its often say that i have a sweet kind soul and i'm positive you'll get the chance to notice it first hand. I love the company of a men who knows how to treat a Woman the way she deserves to be treated.I take pleasure in learning from others and engaging in intellectual conversations. I am a sincere listener. I don't smoke but can enjoy an occasional glass of wine with a respectful polished gentlemen.Also i'm touring with my girl Mia, that makes double the fun. Hope we meet soon for a adventurous moment together ! As I am only visiting for a short time, pre-booking is always welcomed to ensure we will be able to spend time together. Text or call : 613-853-2165 Email: [email protected]

As OC Transpo says: Respect & Courtesy are a 2-way Street! :-P Unfortunately, this type of immature, deceitful and pathetic communication you describe is not only the hallmark of an un-professional failure of a person, but is all too common with people on but sides of the hobbying fence (hobbyists and providers alike; and of course, this is not restricted to just to the hobbying business). Too many examples to possibly give - but imho opinion it's best Not to try and stop such behaviour (as you never will), rather learn how to quickly deal with such losers, cut them off, and move on to better things and people on life :-) Through the weeds you will find gems, as us hobbyists also do when exploring the landscape of lust we love to play in :-D Gems do shine... and then they get glowing Recos ;-) This all leads me to think of the phrase in French: C'est la vie! All the Best in 2016!

I think I get what she's saying, and most of that doesn't take place here on Lyla as far as I can tell, it's more on other boards. Bullying does happen over there, but it's done in ways not so obvious, but really just reading the posts you can tell. Many of the reviewers won't write reviews for plenty of ladies they've seen, even if they had an amazing time, because they don't fit a certain criteria, and you'll notice occasionally those that may decide to brave it out and write a review or inquire about someone who's outside the "norm" for the boards, they'll get made fun of or similar ridiculous reactions. Also at times, if a certain provider is consistently well-reviewed and someone posts a negative review, even if that person's experiences are legitimate, the poster will often get heckled for it. Same goes for a provider who's consistently badly-reviewed and they get a good one, they'll think it's a shill. The bullying happens on boards, it's just not done in the same way we picture bullying in everyday life. Posted via Mobile Device

You should just take your chance and come over and see me Hun ;) I'm really worth it;)

Yes, sounds like Katrina. She is so BEAUTIFUL and fun and just a deep down kind and lovely person! I have a girl crush on her! I've known her for quite a while now. She is amazing! Additional Comments: GONE BACK HOME TO BRITISH COLUMBIA~ LOVE YOU ALL. THANKS FOR THE FUN. I am retired from dancing. Had a blast. love you all. xo xo xo

Hello Everyone, I will be back into your beautiful city from noon on the 22nd of January until 2 pm on the 28th .. I will be staying again with your own beautiful Sensual Katherine therefore you can see me alone or take a duo plunge .. possibilities are endless. I am the Mystery Lady your heart has always searched for .. and the Playful Kitten who is both seductive and sultry your dreams have woke you up about .. and the One and Only True Desire you Need to Fulfill Your Fantasies with .. I know you are feeling down from the after holiday blues .. knowing the next stat day are weeks away .. so let me make it all better .. I promise you time with me will help you feel alive and refreshed .. like kiss of autumn dew against your cheek. Please feel free to PM here or call / text me 902-702-2330 to book your time now xo I look forward in pleasing you! Autumn xo

Indecision

Never easy, wanting to help, but not being in a position to do so. Even though you might not be able to help on a grand scale, do what little things you can, because every little bit helps.

Why hello! I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas/Hanukkah/Paid time off work. I sure did. I guess Santa didn't check his list twice as I was somehow put on the nice list judging by the lovely gifts I received. Does he not know how naughty I've been? Now that my home is de-Christmasfied and normal routine is re-established I am happy to report I am ready to re-entertain the fine gentlemen of Ottawa! I will be waiting for you with red lips and spread legs at an absolutely lovely downtown hotel this week and can meet you any time between 9am and 2pm, Monday to Friday. Donations are 250/hour. I am seeking gentlemen who love laughing, music and feeling weak in the knees. I am a very outgoing young woman who loves reading, playing music, collecting records, black coffee and making sexy eye contact. I provide a very engaging, empathetic and exhilarating experience. I find a good connection is dependent on a strong emotional and cerebral connection, however I prefer to let that connection happen naturally. If you still need convincing here is what some of the lovely gentlemen have had to say about me: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=16867&highlight=naughtynatalie Still need more convincing? 5ft, 100lbs, big green eyes, bright red hair, fit body and a rockin' butt. But here is more visual proof:

''Scrotal Recall or ''The Almighty Johnson's.'' Don't let the names deter you, both are worth checking out :) Scrotal Recall is a British comedy. The Almighty Johnson's is a funny show about Norse Gods.

Gotta agree with feline ANYTIME

January 13th - 18th From our first contact I strive to establish a genuine connection with you. Taking pride in perfecting you experience so that we can truly enjoy one anothers company, no small detail is too much. I am always courteous and gentle, and I prefer that you hold yourself to those standards as well. So while I encourage that you confide in me your preferences please leave vulgarity behind. Turning my fair body into a canvas of delicate imagery is the only alteration that I have made. My soft & firm figure will tempt you, and mischievous green eyes that will invite you in are just a couple of reasons to find yourself behind closed doors with me for our mutual endeavors. I will make you feel singularly special, with my quick wit and curious mind you will be fascinated by more than just my smile. Our time together will spoil you and leave you craving more indulgence during our next encounter. For information on donations and schedule please visit my website.

I've been told many times that I look younger than my actual age. I am 22. I remember I was at the bus stop, when I was about maybe 17 this man thought I was 12. Today... well, people can see I am young but once they start talking to me they find out how mature I am. (isn't everyone suppose to be) A lot think I am younger due to my height and freckles. I also dress in casual wear so I am not out wearing heels or dresses. Pants and a shirt due just fine for me. Age doesn't really matter. What matters to me is if you are respectful and kind. I still follow, age doesn't define who we are. You can be 50 and act like a child, you can be 18 and act like you're 30. Appearance has nothing to do with it.

I absolutely agree with the Mature Ladies .. I am PROUD of my age .. the experience of years and the hard work i put in to looking good ;)

I just discovered how to use Twitter! @AmberRosemtl Don't mind the absence of stuff, I'm still learning how everything works :)

Oh, and anal beads. I love anal beads.

This is going right up to the top of my list! I've yet to try one, but have only heard good things about them. Cuffs and crops are long time favourites of mine.. and paddles. There's something I love about bare handed spankings though-- such a turn on. I've also been super interested in plugs lately, might have to experiment a wee bit. :)

My experience based on seeing ladies since embarking on this lifestyle in July 2010 has less to do with the ladies' age than their attitude. Fortunately I've been very blessed with the ladies I have had encounters with, and the age range of the ladies I've seen has been 25 to 50 years old. I've been with some wonderful ladies in their 20's, 30's 40's and 50's I've had (no names, and none were CERB members btw) horrible encounters with ladies in their late 20's, 30's and 40's Encounters have to be based on a ymmv factor. And you can get a idea of the type of lady you'll meet if you read her posts/profile/website and any subsequent emails...that will determine much more what type of lady she is and whether you two will be a match rather than profiling on an older experience vs younger SP basis A late night rambling RG