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I will reemphisize that a big goal of the social group is to protect providers at massage locations. Loose lips on here has driven providers away. I like to see some empathy to keeping the info low key on this more public part of the site. I still see posting almost full names of establishments and part addresses. For massage section the providers are not in a position to protect them selves and their identity the way escorts can. This puts them at significant risk to public attention that is not wanted if we share their information too freely. To many newbies come on here and want all the information RFN. Sorry. You have to learn to read between the lines connect the dots and be patient. like learning to be a Jedi If you get it handed to you on a platter on here everyone else can see It too. And if we let everyone who asks into the more private group right away well then the information is just as public We might as well walk out of the establishment and walk up and down the closest residential street knock on every door and tell the inhabitants about the massage we got from Jane Doe down the street was. And especially how good the release at the end is. Not the kind of attention our providers wanted. So be patient. Contribute where you can.

Good Morning Gentlemen, my name is Krissy. I offer a full body massage from the top of your head to the tip of your toes. My session lasts for the full hour with lots of cuddles, snuggles,and mutual massageing. The atmosphere is relaxing, sensual, clean and discreet. We start off with a hot shower or bath together where we warm up, soap up as we gently tease each other and even get a little playful.I then lead you into my candlelit room, for some tantalising touch and a deep massage; which includes cuddles, bodyslides and more .I am multi talented and not only use my hands for this massage but many other body parts as well. For those who have over indulged or even just need some time for yourself to do what YOU WANT FOR YOU, i am here to put life back into perspective and make you feel like the King that you are. I am blond, busty DD34 with a 25 waist, 120 pounds and keep myself in great shape; more importantly I love what I do, I am kind, patient and never in a rush. Everything is included in my massages so there is no hidden fees or extra charges. If you have never seen me before or if you have and would like to see me again. Today is the day to do it. I have truly enjoyed meeting my new friends and old. I never answer the phone when I am in session, so if you try and call and there is no answer please be patient and try again. Have a great day, and even a better one after one of my long, soothing sessions, hope to see you soon!!!! xxkrissy 613-722-6591 room number 28 - no text today please - please be discreet and polite when asking for room 28 through the front desk

I have it in place and I specifically tell gentlemen to call me at xxx time at a certain place and if they are running late and won't be there to call, to let me know ahead of time. I make it a point to tell them that if I don't hear from them 5 minutes after they are supposed to call, that the appt will be cancelled. If someone doesn't listen to that, they are a time waster or just not listening. I don't screw around with this because there are always other clients wanting to meet who will show up on time. And showing up too early, I make them wait. When I say xxx o'clock, it's xxx o'clock. Not before, not after. While things happen, giving a head's up from either side is always the best route to go in the consideration department. I guess you could say I run a tight ship but in a nice professional way of course! lol I'm not forgiving when someone jerks me around or does something to make me upset, I turn into an ice princess and won't agree to meet them again. And believe me, I have a select few jerks/no shows/time wasters trying!

Over time I've seen a few posts, tweets, etc from different ladies essentially stating "If you ask me for a menu, you won't be spending time with me." Here's my thing....without going into details I have a physical restriction which prevents me from engaging in all the activities one normally comes to expect from seeing an escort. And it limits me to only participating in certain activities. Rest assured they are considered "safe" activities by most SP's, but not all SP's provide them. Also, a big reason I participate in this lifestyle is to live out certain fantasies and fetishes I have that a lot of "civilian" girlfriends may not go for. Again, they are "safe" fetishes and fantasies, I'm pretty vanilla lol, but still not things that every single escort provides. Hence, if I need to I will inquire beforehand if those services and/or activities are available. I do respect a lady's right to personal boundaries...which is why I ask beforehand....but given my own restrictions and fantasies, if I show up without first inquiring only to find out that what I had in mind is not available, not only will I have wasted my own time but the lady's as well. Often times a lady's ad and/or photos will grab my attention but then a disclaimer of "don't ask me for menu items" prevents me from contacting them. So to the ladies who have issues with being asked for menus, I pose this question to you: Is there a difference between "asking for a menu" and inquiring about a specific service or services? I understand that inquiring in a rude or disrespectful manner is one thing...but if I inquire in a respectful and polite manner (which I like to think I do) if X or Y service is available, will that also automatically get me blacklisted as someone who "asks for a menu"? I totally respect a woman's right to determine how she is approached or contacted, but I guess I'm just looking for clarification on what is considered "asking for a menu". The language used in this lifestyle is often open to interpretation.

I am new at this site but excited to learn how to navigate on it better! I'm from the fredericton area. I am a very positive and gorgeous girl. just saying hi to everyone on my first post.

Ms. Manda is a wonderful beautiful lady that you should see. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=229189

Naomi is indeed at Vibe now. I've seen her, and she is absolutely fantastic!

When it comes to a "menu", I don't like to be addressed as though I'm a drive thru. Or if they ask point blank "What's on the menu?", there won't be a response from me. I'm a human being, not MacDonalds. If you ask someone "Can you tell me about your services?" will receive a much better response. I will ask the gentleman to call me to have a brief conversation and have no problems speaking with them as it gives me a chance to let my intuition give me an answer as to whether or not I want to meet them based on my conversation with them. It is when I receive texts such as "Do you offer xxxx"? and then another text " What about xxxx?" and again "How about xxx?" I will nip it right away telling them to call. If they don't, I know they weren't serious or we weren't compatible and I move on. While wanting to know certain things is important as both parties do not want to waste their time, be put on the spot with something that isn't offered or be disappointed, it's all in the delivery and how the person approaches the SP. I will tell the person to give me a call but if they persist with text messages asking for a laundry list of services, I will stop responding knowing they are not the type of person I would want to meet. Asking literally what's on the menu and using acronyms from the get go is a turn off for me because I find it impersonal. I want to speak to them to decide and things usually turn out better this way. It's not really about what you're asking for (unless it's really something that is off the table by industry standards), it's how you ask.

Picking up something from the store. The car parked next to me was right on his right hand line and not in the centre. So when I went back to my car, I bumped his car. He comes storming out called my car a hunk of junk, then freaked when I told him it sounded sexy calling my car a hunk of junk. Didn't even get dirt on his car let alone a dent, but he's freaking saying I smashed his car. I wanted to show him what it was like to really smash a door on his car, but decided to walk away. Grumpy guy. If I had it I would have thrown a $100 at him and told him to get off.

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Voila! Sorry....

Well what would you like to know love? :) and Kayla and i haven't worked together in months i believe she has quit this line of work

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I was raised as a Catholic and all I have to say is I no longer believe in organized religion because people exploit it to put fear in others. Since the church was the head of state, this is where it all started. Look at all these molestation cases within the Catholic church. Very sad indeed. This is just my opinion. Imo, organized religion has some good aspects but the bad outweigh the good where exploitation, control and abuse are concerned. I am not up on the issue of religion and the political side of it because I have no interest for that. I am a very spiritually based person and "source" ( I no longer use "God") is not an asshole and will not condemn someone because there is unconditional love for everyone despite whatever they do. I no longer live my life in fear as I know I'm always protected by a higher power. Do I need to congregate with other people every Sunday to be assured of this? No. I believe in a higher power but I do not believe in the church and what it stands for. I believe in being a good person and I don't have to go to a building to talk to a higher power. I am heavily into metaphysics and I do believe in angels and have a good connection with them within the last year and a half as I've gone through a spiritual awakening that has changed my life. Many of my day to day dealings are done with angels. I truly believe I am here to help other people. Many things have happened to me that appear to be strange to those who are not experiencing what I am because I believe I am consciously "awake" now. I am obviously not a bible thumper quoting scripture to put the fear in someone and I see a lot of this in online comments esp on youtube. Organized religion is not for me even though this was how I was raised. No offense to those who utilize it. I have had religious figures appear to me in dreams such as Jesus, Archangel Michael ( 2x) and the Pope John Paul II ( 2 x) since late 2013. Someone is trying to tell me something but I have followed it on my own in private instead of organized religion. I'm still trying to figure out the spiritual path I'm on as it has been very lonely and confusing at times especially with what I have been taught in my younger years with organized religion and its aspects. There are still some things I believe in from my earlier days but the bare bones of organized religion itself and as a group, I no longer believe in such as being part of a particular faith or denomination. I do have to say though that I respect other people for whatever their beliefs are. However, when someone is imposing their religious beliefs on another, I have a problem with that. Live and let be. The term "God fearing" is an oxymoron to me. No one should fear "source" or "God". Just my opinion.

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It was a joke much like the Ricky Gervais joke about Kaitlyn Jenner on the Golden Globes. And frankly I thought both were pretty funny. Folks are on the hunt for anything to be outraged about and then rise up and show their born again liberalism. Food racism is now becoming a thing and cultural appropriation reared it's head with yoga being targeted by U of Ottawa students. All in all too funny. Maybe folks should relax and let the odd thing slide, I think overall they'd be happier. Peace MG

Your senses were not mistaken and didn't deceive you either... but actually you saw an extremely beautiful and captivating lady! I will fascinate you from the first moment we meet. You will learn that I am a woman who not only has stunning looks, but also has every possible desirable quality you could wish for. With intense seductive charms of a true woman, being both wild and passionate but also able to be softly seductive and delightfully romantic. You will become addicted to my velvety skin, which becomes warmly and infinitely sweetly sensual in the heat of my desire. I love varied and sentimental moments of intimacy. You can be assured your wonderful moments alone with me will put in the shade everything you have ever experienced before. Breathtaking attire transforms me into the vision of heaven. With dedication and tact, I will grant you your deepest and most desirable encounter. I hope you will give me the opportunity to pamper you and cater to your every need and wish. Allow me to help you relax and put a smile on your face. My goal is to provide you with an unforgettable time with an appreciative, unrushed experience. I will be visiting: Ottawa, January 21st & 22nd Encounters will be possible at a discreet downtown location, by advance booking only. Kindly view my website, prior to contacting me http://www.emilyrushton.com If you would like to get better acquainted, I can be reached at [email protected] Take a moment and introduce yourself, for compatibility is as paramount. Your privacy is important to me and discretion on both parts is held in priority. All information shared will be kept private. I prefer to establish a connection via email prior to any encounter, and I enjoy getting to know who I will be visiting with. Therefore short notice or last minute requests will be declined. I look forward to hearing from you, Emily

It can't be a surprise, though, that when a guy posts a sign at his business that says in essence "all women are idiots," people take offense. Happily the market is speaking, and a female owner of a Toronto garage has put up a better sign: "My Canada includes respect for women." Let's see how things shake out now. It's a great counterstroke; and I suspect the public's attention helped prompt it, showing that the social media response to a public insult can actually achieve a constructive end. I don't know why the original guy thought it was a smart move to put up a sign calling women idiots. And though he said he put it up because he thought it was funny... maybe he should think very carefully about why he thought that. EDIT: Damn! I misread the article the first time and thought it was a nearby competitor. Oh, well.

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Here's an old Dick pic I'm sorry too :-)

i agree with most of the things you posted. i know that there are a lot of people that purposely book someone, and not show up and dont even call or text to tell the lady he's not coming. I DONT do this, but some people do. probably in most cases they're too drunk or high to realize that they booked someone, and they dont remember. it has happened to me a few times that when its confirmed that i have booked someone, and i arrive on time, or a couple of minutes early, and they aren't ready. A lot of hobbyists dont have a lot of spare time to wait. For me, it doesn't matter, because I'm not sneaking out or "going to the store". But I have promised myself that from now on, if i arrive on time, and the woman says "can you give me 5 minutes?" I will leave. If I'm early by a few minutes, then I will wait for while, but if it's a lot longer than what they say they're going to be, then I'm out of there. I think its very disrespectful for people booking and not showing up without letting them know they aren't going to make it, and that's something that has yet to happen to me. Sure, sometimes something comes up, like car breaks down, or stuck in traffic. But you should at least let them know that your running late. its common sense.

OK, I'm done here. I'm gonna start showing up nakid!

Slipping on an icy driveway and falling while taking out the recycling...hope it's helping the planet like they say

To me, it's more of a mannerism thing. Menu is a list. Inquiring about what type experience the SP offers is different. When making an appointment with someone, it's all about connection. If someone says "Hi Brody, menu?' I will attempt to make conversation, about what they are looking for, rather than list anything. I then respond to them accordingly, by their response. I don't offer quick services, if I can help it. It's the whole McDonalds concept. 1.Hi, 2.Here's my list, 3.Sex, 4.Done, bye. Not for me. Robotic connections will be cancelled, during the call and will return the funds ,so they can be seen by the right girl for them. Maybe it's because I am so flighty and bubbly, but I have always preferred super relaxed and even better, longer appointments. The bigger the window, the longer I have to truly show myself, have a better time and have a better connection with someone. I'm truly a people person. Lists just make it feel robotic and short lived. How boring is that? I can understand if an appointment is a quickie. That's not the issue, as some people have busy lives. To me, it's very stressful to have to list myself, like a happy menu. Feels too robotic and inhumane. In my opinion I feel a menu is for a restaurant and not for an entirety of an experience. Now, I do realize this is not always the case, as some Hobbyists or Suitors could be shy and just want to make conversation, and don't quite know how. Some people are just awkward and want to know what I offer and aren't, quite sure how to break the ice. Although, some men see it as a doll type situation and have the mindset of " the more she does, the better she is". Everyone is different and many forget that. In terms of women denying "menu inquiries", I would say it's like how everyone is stating. It's all in how you say it. I'm not a drive thru and prefer a more descriptive introduction to better see what type of experience I can offer this person or if one is even possible. My experience is a whole and the only thing I could say is what I don't do, if I were to ever list anything. A good suggestion on what to say instead:"Hi I'm so and so, and I viewed your website. You have peaked my interest. I was wondering if there was anything you won't do." The best and simple way to get my attention, is to just be upfront and tell me what you want or what you are curious to try. My two Cents! ,Brody

My car has traction control. I can turn it off if I want. I think I understand the basic function of it, but find it useless. Why is that? Isn't that supposed to be some kind of a safety feature? I find when the traction control kicks in I move veerrrryyyy sslllloooowwwlllyyy. (that's slowly with more feelling :) I suppose that would be alright to wait until my tires have a good grip before I start to move except it must suck for the people who have to drive behind me. I have started to put hazards on when this happens so people forgive me. What is it supposed to do that can be helpful or safer than not having traction control? Other that doing donuts in a parking lot, which is fun, but maybe not necessarily safe. (did you know you can do donuts with the traction control on?)

I repeat with the same Lady all the time, for all the reasons mentioned. I have been seeing the same Lady of and on for years now. I love seeing her we have fun together we have good conversation and Great you know what together. She is beautiful has a great figure. Every time I'm with her it's like the first day we meet each encounter just kept getting better and better. I am comfortable with her we laugh and just have a GREAT time.

It is very hard to tell... most of the ladies are professionals and don't let their emotions show. Let's keep in mind that this is a business after all. For me, the basic rule is that if I enjoy myself and feel a genuine connection then most likely she is enjoying her self too. If you see a little spark in her eye, a smile that lights up the room and you get a slow and affectionate goodbye hug then maybe, just maybe, she likes you ;-)

Safety first. That is really the middle of nowhere. Not a good place to be if things go bad. Several drunk, horny, out of control guys. One or two girls. No.

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New CMJ hottie Ashlyn, with thanks.

As the ol' adage goes: Age is all in the... Bed. ;-) Chronological differences aside - it's all aboot attitude and la joie de vivre imho and experience. I've met energetic ladies 15+ yrs on me whom thoroughly enjoy swinging from the chandeliers yelling 'Ye-haw!' while also meeting 20 yr olds whom only do mission and say things like 'Yes Dear'. So, I believe the term is 'open minded' when it comes to age, as much as anything. Surprises and gems shine at all different times throughout life - much like I believe aboot myself :-P Everyone has their moments ;-) ...whether dreaming ahead or reminiscing behind. Waxing philosophically: Regardless of your place in time - seize the moment (peacefully, of course)! To quote my fav soap: Like sands through the hour glass - these are the days of our lives :-D Happy Humpers Day!

Age has nothing to do with it. It is dependent on the individual and you truly need to chat with the person to truly know. Maybe ask What they like about this profession.

I also love the boots she is wearing.

I contributed to this thread some time before and, at the time, I was visiting this very special lady on a regular basis to the exclusion of all others. About two years ago I move back home to Florida and I tried, without success, to find a suitable "regular" companion/lover. So I arranged to fly back to Ottawa to stay connected to THE woman that has always met and exceed my dreams/expectations. I may say that I found more than an escort; I found a warm vibrant friend who shares my feelings and I daresay my love because what I feel for her is way above a satisfying sex fling....Of course we always have extremely satisfying sex and after the luving, I am still in love with her! Incidentally, I am coming back shortly to drink her sight, her sex and her charming persona....I I am "hooked" and I love it!

Recently I've repeated with several women that I had not seen for a long time. The returned visit was even better then the first time I had met them. I've also met several new women recently also. But several of them were good, but not as good as they could have been as they did not kiss during the session. It seems to me that I should stick with women that I have great connection with as each visit seems to get better and better. But at the same time, some one new could be next treasure.

I repeat with the women I click with. Especially if the woman in particular is capable of multiple climaxes. That is my peculiar kink, I get off as much on getting her off as I get off getting off. Hope that made sense. When I find a partner who has toe curling, body shaking, gushing, face and crotch soaking climaxes with me, I tend to repeat as often as I can. I also repeat with those who have that special ability to coax an encore out of Mr. Happy. I generally book between 1 and 2 hours. Special ladies have brought me to the mountain top twice in two hours. Not as easy as one would think due to my age. But it can be done and those that do get my repeat business.

Because they are... soft sweet funny smell nice interesting they hug me they kiss me they hug me (did I say that already?) they cuddle with me (is that the same as hugging?) they write me just to say hi & most importantly.... I just miss them. :)

Repeating with someone that you already are friends with, have great chemistry and connection. Comes with no drama. You know what you are going to get. Each visit get's better and better and after a while you develop a friendship. What could be better. But you still need to meet for the first time to determine if this will happen. No disappointments or bait and switch. Once you have met someone you connect and like you should repeat to see if things get better. I know I have and it does :)

For me Meeting a lady for the first time is always hugely exciting... the nervousness of the first encounter along with the anticipation of connecting with someone in a couple of hours of exciting passion just makes first visits wonderful... of course I tend to do my homework and see ladies who are well established and as a result my experience with first visits tends to be very successful. Now that said and regardless of how wonderful those first meetings tend to be I still think they can't really hold a candle to a repeat appointment with an amazing lady who you have already made a connection with.... There is something about knowing that behind that door is a wonderful sexy beautiful lady who you have already established a connection with someone who knows what you like and is eager to make the next couple of hours totally about you. The nervous excitement of the first visit is replaced by the heightened passion of knowing you will be reconnecting with her and building on what you both already know about each other. For most if not all the ladies I have had repeat appointments with these repeat encounters are accompanied by some degree of communication between visits where our connection has been built further and the excitement and anticipation of the visit has been built. Bottom line I repeat with ladies who I have had a connection with... ladies with whom I have a shared interest that transcends just the physical pleasure of her company... A connection that enhances the physical and includes a mental stimulation. Ok that was the long answer... the short answer is I repeat with ladies I Like. Just my Opinion

great chemistry, great looks, and ALWAYS a great time :)

There are many reason the girl can become regular, and SOMEGUY summarize them very well from the beginning. For me, I have very clear indication: if I go to one Lady and think about the other one I was with recently, then I found the regular. No sense to go to someone else, at least for a while.

Also found in this sticky in the "new to this" section http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=33294 Same patterns (or just about) every year, as observed by this post (third way down) and here on another thread.

LadiesFirst: we do what we can. :icon_biggrin: My life was not always so. I started off with nothing but bad home memories and being broke-ass. It was not pleasant. It took a lot of hard work, great sacrifices, getting my hands dirty and having a good masterplan to turn things around. And there is always some luck, but no lotto tickets, involved. So now I am making up for lost time... The ''quad'' I was referring to happened at the infamous CMJ. I had already tried a Trifecta (3 girls) at the CMJ Halloween party and decided I should push for more excess and go for a Quadfecta (4 girls) at the CMJ Christmas party. It was loads of fun. I brought some champagne, chocolate dipped strawberries and a can of whipped cream for the girls. Lol. If you're going to go overboard, might as well go big or go home. :icon_lol: It was very enjoyable to try and keep track of where each of these girls were at times, but so much fun. And you have to be comfortable with yourself to have so many eyes on your body. It kind of feels like being at some nudist event or perhaps even being a female stripper. I have to say it made me appreciate those ladies' confidence and guts to be seen naked by several people at once. Maybe next time I can try 5 or 6 at a time. I'm game. I'm all about pushing limits and experiencing new things. And if there's no room to fit them all on the massage table, well they can just sit on my face!!! I also enjoyed the art of the full threesome in Ottawa. But dammit... this always happens: the ladies ravage each other more than me! Don't get me wrong, I love to watch girl-on-girl. Life is so difficult these days... But to go back in the vicinity of this thread, I pose a question out of curiosity as to how many gents here hook up on actual holidays (i.e. Christmas Day, New Year's day, Easter, etc...) and if that impacts the ''budget'' for some.

Over the past year, I would say I spent between $4,000-$6,000 per month on ladies if I include tips and gifts. And it can go fast if you count duos trios and quads, and the parties. I'd say that when I am in Ottawa I would see ladies see 2-3 times in a week. That being said, I much prefer quality over quantity. It's just that I am getting more frisky in my dirty thirties. While I do not have a ''budget'' for this part of my life really, I go with the idea that I do not want to dip into my assets, so as to always increase my wealth. The passive revenues I generate would comfortably allow up to 10k a month towards the ladies if I want and continue to increase my net worth without lifting a finger. So for me, time and location are the determining factors driving my spending on the ladies here. That, and I dislike being out in the cold weather (other than skiing). I retired at 31 and gave up the notion of ever having a full-time job again. So I am always on vacation, except for when a special project interests me. That being said, I keep quite busy and am always searching for new experiences. I spent about 10 weeks travelling to other countries and throughout Canada, so I did not spend on the ladies during those weeks, except for foreign strip clubs.