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I find that oftentimes when I sit down to start a post on CERB its often an emotional post. So here it is... Sometimes like the rest of the amazing SP's here, my positivity slips. I am nothing short of human, and sometimes the scales of balance of me and Jade are no where near equal. Sometimes my alter ego is the stronger of the two, able to give and receive pleasure and drown in that, and it feels so good, other times, my life slips in and every emotion flashes on Jade's face. Be it worry or sadness. Other times we are balanced perfectly. And happiness shines on both of our faces. I often wonder if people realize the life of an SP requires 2 lives to balance in one mind and one body. The joys, the triumphs, the worries, the laughter , the ups, the downs, To please. All of the things we experience in our personal lives, often we experience at the same time different ups and downs that affect our alter egos. I can only speak for myself when I say that no matter how hard you try, our lives within ourselves cross paths. Good and bad. Both have benefits to the other as well, I am naturally sensual, I LOVE skin, the feel of it, the smell, the texture, Long slow kisses and seduction, that benefits Jade, as does my easygoing nature and ability to talk to people and make them feel comfortable. To please. She has taught me that everyone has a story, and not just to listen, but truly hear. To be stronger, to draw my own line as to whats acceptable behavior, she's ironically taught me self respect. I'm not sure why I started this post, perhaps because I find with so much going on in my life, I feel as though right now the scales of balance are tipped and find my emotions flashing clearly on Jade's face. Try as I might to avoid that, it reminds me that Im two people in one body, today the paths have crossed and that its ok to be gentle with both, after all I might be two people, but they are both human. And ultimately because it always does. The balance will return. Thoughts for the day. J xoxo

If you could be taller, shorter, thicker, thinner, blonder, darker, smarter, wittier, whatever it may be. If you could be more or less of anything what would it be:) I'd love to be taller, I admire height, being the shortest in my family I've always wanted to be 6ft, thank goodness for heels, lol, and I'd love to be smarter, to be able to understand and grasp physics and chemistry if I had I may have gone into medicine like my sister:). I was blessed with many artistic abilities, but the grass is always greener isn't it:)

If a service provider gets caught using paypal the account gets frozen (including the funds) and second with the buyer protection it can easily be disputed. So... taking paypal is a risk most ladies would never take these days.

A helpful and easy to use site for those worried about a link making their post too long: http://tinyurl.com/ The above is a simple page where you can paste any link into a box and it will provide you with a much shorter link you can use instead.

What a wonderful way to show your appreciation and respect to the RTM who gave you a great deal and a fantastic massage. She must really be looking forward to seeing you again. Good luck finding another RTM you like :)

Although I haven't had the pleasure of meeting your so called average package, and may I add none are average, they're all beautiful in my eyes, I must tell you I have met some large and very large ones and can attest, sometimes the gift isn't in the size, lol, but in the other attributes a gent has. As an admitted lover of a thicker package I have learned that just because someone has been gifted with bigger doesn't mean they have been given the knowledge or talent on how to use it, so even though you were just expressing what you wish you had as per this thread I'll end by saying , embrace yours as I'm sure its perfect the way it is:)

If you go into your options on your User CP, there is a spot where it's probably set to "subscribe to all threads". If you set this to "no threads" you will get rid of those. Also if you go into "view subscribed threads" you can delete them all and start fresh.

I've always wanted to be a good height for my weight. These days, that would make me a seven footer! But seriously, I wanted to be six feet tall but topped out at 5'10. Oh, and I don't wear heels. (They hurt my ankles)

If I could change my self esteem/confidence in myself there would be no need to change anything else.

Right. After an hour of rubbing your smelly saggy body, I'm sure she eagerly welled up with excitement when she realized that she now had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wipe up the scummy remains of your "visit".. ..what a class act..

I'll be there with bells on. I'm in Montreal for fetish weekend on labour day. I'd prefer the later date but ill make it work. It'll be great to finally put names to faces. Additional Comments: I'll be there with bells on. I'm in Montreal for fetish weekend on labour day. I'd prefer the later date but ill make it work. It'll be great to finally put names to faces.

Was driving down the road this morning when I saw a tiny pink boot on the side of the road . It was in an area where their is very little traffic so i stopped to pick up the boot and continued on . After a few blocks I saw a mom carrying her little girl in the pouring rain and she only had one boot , so I stopped and asked her if she had lost her boot ? Well she did and they were very happy to get it back , gave them a ride to the daycare center and everyone was a little bit drier and happier . Kinda a silly story but put a smile on my face ....

Ever barf on a lap top? I have. Here's a tip, if you have the chance, don't do it.

When anyone is as open and honest as you have been in your post its very touching and eye opening.It makes one think. Over the years I've been in and out of this business in different ways. When I came to cerb I came as myself, forthright, strong minded, rebellious, kind, honest, no more pretences or personas, my father was gone, so for the large part I stopped caring about anyone finding out about my past and present, even though I'd prefer it to remain discreet . I no longer fear anyone finding out and really the need to separate from it, nor do I have the ability to. Yes I use a different name but everything else is me, perhaps that's not for everyone but it works for my piece of mind. Physically I am a bit more glam as Cristy and even without this business I'd still want my implants, as I've always wanted titties that entered the room before I did lol, so I'm still working on those. However I can understand the difficulty for some who have to separate the two, it can't be easy. Life isn't easy to begin with, especially for those with so's, children, other jobs, school, its a heavy burden. So never be to hard on yourself . I feel that women who can eek out a living and more from this should be congratulated for when we deal with men, (and I don't want to offend, but men can be rather needy and big babies) we have to be a mother, lover, goddess, therapist, teacher, and more, that's alot ! Then turn around and be someone else's mother, sister, daughter, wife, girlfriend, student, co-worker and friend. This eventually takes a toll on the strongest most balanced woman. So whenever times get tough for you or your persona or both take a break and revel in the knowledge that you are special, strong, and will get through and can get through anything so long as you stay true to you and love yourself:)

I wouldn't change a thing. I'm AWESOME! (at least that's what my Mom says)

In terms of my personality, I'm happy with the man I am. I try to be the best person I can be. That said, I'm almost envious at times of people who don't have parental issues (best way to phrase it) Tomorrow, day before heading to the Maritimes for Celebration of Dad's Life, I have to take Mom to a Cognitive Testing Clinic for a memory test. She is showing some early signs of having dementia. Guess lately it seems it never rains it pours for me, and I've had very little me time, more focused on parents. But I couldn't just up turn my back and walk away. Just seems a little lately more than my fair share Really though, if anything, I wish I was a few pounds lighter. Tried diets but find it hard to stick with them. I am exercising (walking) but that in and of itself isn't working RG

Going Whales and Puffins watching today! I am so bloody excited, I am (almost not joking) boucing around

guess again dude, i've been around a loooong time, and have never needed to shill or play any other b.s games so many others do, but thanks for keeping an eye out!

Nice! It's gonna be my first social too! I think Thursday would be better for me. Can't wait to meet my fellow cerbites in person and put a face on your names :)

I would love to attend as usual, but will be traveling in the States until the 20th, if it's after that I'll be there. Will have to make up for it by attending the Halifax social in July. I''d also thank you guys for seeping up to the plate and keeping these events going.

Can I say everywhere? I love being touched all over!

This lady is in Fredericton and yet also in Red Deer, on the same day? July 09/13?? Wow that is a fast plane! as shown on ads.... "Exotic hot talented blonde playmater for you to enjoy!- 24" IN Fredericton BUT ALSO IN Red Deer, July 09/13 "It's always a satisfying experience with me!-24" Use Tineye and see same pics! On same day?

I agree completely ... e-mail money transfer is convenient, safe, and easy to manage. You do have to trust the lady, and if you are married you better hope your partner doesn't examine the accounts too closely. I think, though, that the OP was hoping to pay using credit card through PAYPAL. I would highly discourage using credit to hobby ... down that path only lies trouble. Porthos

I'll second what Gabriella said. EMail money transfer is great. No need for a client to carry a large sum of money with him to the encounter. No need for the lady to carry a large sum of money with her after the encounter For ladies that I know and trust email money transfer is the way to go RG

Mod is absolutely correct. Instead, what you could do is take advantage of electronic money email transfers. It works like a charm too! If you don't know how, have a look at this thread.

It took me most of my 43 years to realize that I am great just the way I am at any particular moment. As for changing things, perhaps I would change some of my past decisions, but then again, I wouldn't be the "me" I am now!

I love this pic of Cleo's as well. The lighting is soft and sensual, you can subtly see her ink but the pic leaves you longing to see more of what lays beyond the shadows.

Although Aunt Betty and Aunt Shirley could be pesky ants if they wanted to be! lol Smashed my knee getting into my car and hurts like a bitch! I'm sure there will be a bruise there tomorrow!

There should be a forgiveness for ladies that might do it accidentally once in a while. I completely agree that losing the shout box privilege/or a infraction over and minor incident is too harsh. Unless the individual has been warned numerous occasions before and is a habitual abuser of the system. For ladies posting their ad's link the character setting would be cool if it was expanded for you.

I wish I had a really big dick! Just for a day. And I don't even need to fuck on my big dick day, I'd just walk around naked admiring my big dick. Not that there's any thing really wrong with mine, but I'm a grower and I've always been jealous of guys who can walk around the locker room with their towel over their shoulder while I'm in the corner trying my best to make sure I'm covered! Just one day with a big swinging dick then back to my normal, unimpressive, average package, I think that would be fun.

I'm sorry you are having problems, but I vote NO on removing subscriptions. I enjoy this function thoroughly.

I wish I were at least 5'6". Yes! Thank god for those 6 inch heels. LOL! And I wish I could sing!

Have to say all over but... I really really get relaxed having my tights and bum massaged... It just feels soooo good... And is not abouty the sexual part is about the very amazing feeling of relaxation... I have to admit any parther that wants to spend the night with me yes even after the most exhausting sex I need soft touches to help me sleep.. I love getting my butt caressed... I am a very spoiled girl... Are u up for that?

YMMV refers to the chemistry between the lady and you. Could be things like hygiene, facial hair, clean fingernails, trimmed fingernails, how you actually perform etc. If you show up with body odors, it generally does not matter how much money you bring. If you are rough in the lovemaking department (ramming fingers inside before she is ready, cross contaminating between back door and front door action), the money won't make a difference. If you use your teeth while performing daty. All these things are generally what ladies are referring to ymmv. I am blunt about this one - if you have no clue how to love a lady, and it hurts her (literally), she will probably say "ok, kitty is all good now, you don't need to give her any more lovin', lets concentrate on you". So, read up on all the threads about seeing an sp - clean (with soap) all areas of your body including your underarms, crotch, bum, feet. Trim your nails (toes too), if you shave, shave, if you don't shave, trim. Wear deodorant, put on clean clothes. Brush your teeth, use mouthwash etc. If she suggests you use the shower, wash your hands, use mouthwash at the appointment, do it. She is not being helpful, she is telling you get in there and get that stink off of you...... As far as MSOG - this term is used for the time you have paid her for. So, if she says hourly rate is MSOG and half hour is SSOG, then pay for the hour. Remember however, if you have 5 minutes left in your time, and you are still trying to get off again, you will need to see if she has additional time available and pay for the extra time. It is always good to bring extra money. That way, you can tip her in advance or after for the great service she provides. Good luck xoxo

This is a good question cristy. Being short in stature only 5'4" one would think my wish would be to be taller, but this is not the case. I have become quite comfortable with my height over the years and it has probably helped me to become the person I am today. I have played soccer, football, hockey, & believe it or not basket ball, and did some boxing when I was a young fellow. I have a story about being short having its advantages. In the fall of 2011 I went out to Vancouver Island to visit a buddy I hadn't seen in 33 years. I had to get 3 planes, on the last leg of the trip from Vancouver to Vancouver Island we went on this small plane which I had to bend over to walk down the isle. It sure was funny watching these 6' to 6'6" guys walking down the isle. Talk about no leg room, I turned around it it looked like one fellow had his knees right under his chin!!! None of us of course are perfect, and I more than anyone have my flaws. I think if I could change or do things differently, one would have been getting a better education. I went to work full time at 17 years old, so I always regretted not getting a better education. Something I have to work on to become a better me, is not making quick rash decisions, sometimes that really gets me in trouble. Like most people my age I started putting on some weight back some years ago, so got a personal trainer. At one point I was 260 lbs which is a lot on a 5'4" frame as you can imagine. I started with the trainer in the fall of 2011 when I got back from my Vancouver trip and now weight in at 202 lbs, it was like losing a small person, and I seem to have energy to burn now. Still working on losing more weight. This is something I could do something about. I don't want for anything and am set pretty good in life, so I don't really need the education now I suppose. This has gotten to be a long winded answer, but now you all know a little bit about me you didn't before. I've been doing a lot of reading on the site, have learned a little about most of you regular posters and you all seem to be a great bunch of people. Perhaps I can meet some of you in person at next years social. In the mean time expect I will meet some of you in person.

I'm actually quite tall, so let me assure all those who wished for more height that's there's some advantages to not being a tower. Plane trips, theatres, etc were not made for those with long legs. Plus, there's so many more things to hit our heads on! And I've never yet been able to qualify for a limbo contest. Tragic, I tell you! That said, I have to admit I do like my height. As for what I would change, I'm probably one of the few who wishes they could add some weight. Doesn't seem to matter how I eat or exercise, I'm a lean piece of meat and every high wind is a danger!

Okay, no more linking my ad in the shoutbox! lol. I'm thinking because of the major amount of characters in the link, it extends it to a second post. I don't want to lose the shout box for a month.

To me physical appearance has no value in my eyes. I look the way I do and if people can't accept it that their problem I can care less. By changing my self esteem and confidence this would provide enough motivation in myself to change other aspect of myself. Example I've lost 40 lbs with a bit more motivation and energy I could reach my goal and loose that extra 20-30 pounds to be at my healthy weight size for my height. Not for appearance purpose but for health purpose. I want to break the inheritance my family has left with all the illnesses that can be passed on by living a healthy life. Diabetes, strokes, Parkinson's are just some of the things that ran through my relatives most of these can be greatly reduced by being healthy. Someone could have liposuction, doesn't mean they are healthy or going to stay that way. So this is why I would only change my self esteem and self confidence the other will follow suit in a healthy safe way.

Climate change is definitely happening, but at the same time a lot of these "disasters" are not unique or that exceptional. Calgary, for example, is built on a flood plane. Floods like the one that just happened have happened before, and will happen again. We tend to view these things as "exceptional" or unique when they happen, but frequently they aren't.

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To keep the cost down, I would suggest either the Marlborough downtown or the Lincoln on McPhillips.. I've been to both, and regardless of the reputation of the name, the rooms are actually fairly clean and comfortable. The day rate is usually $48 from 9 am to 5 pm, with all taxes its about $60. Call ahead a day in advance, as the availability might vary depending on the day of the week. Also, if you want to leave cash as a deposit instead of credit card, they will require $100 and need a photocopy of your ID. When you check out, you can have them give you back the copy of your ID. Easy peasy..

Hi everyone, I have a little problem and I don't know if you guys can help me. For an unknown reason, I am not able to post quick replies or answer other peoples' threads. I think that either my computer or cerb won't let me type a message and then post it. PS I don't have this problem when I answer my PMs. How weird... Anyone has an idea what the problem might be? Your help would be very much appreciated. Thank you :) Eva

I'll do my best to be there, whatever day it is. I suggest 2 events - one for the social and a special birthday party for Raven on the 11th. You can never have too may cerbie socials!

I don't know about Winnipeg hotels per se but you'd likely find hotels with day rates near the airport. In my experience, most hotels, even the major big chains, accept cash, usually you need a credit card just to make the reservation and pay and also leave a refundable cash deposit when you check into the room. As for the hotel not being too nice, well likely most professional companions would not like having an encounter in such a hotel, so you may not see ladies if hosting in a dump of a hotel, but that's my opinion RG

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Actually most hotels will offer a day rate when they have available rooms. All you have to do is ask. I have gotten day rooms at the Marriott and the Delta. They love to rent a room out twice in 24 hours. Just say you need a place to hold a meeting or meetings. This is something that happens all the time. I think I got a King sized room with an amazing view at the Marriott for about $90.

I feel the need to mention this again as I've seen to many threads with the theme running through. I can be completely turned on, so totally into the person I'm with and wishing it would never end but NOT have an orgasm. Some ladies are lucky enough to reach orgasm easily, multiple times and with extreme wetness and squirting, others are not. Some take a little work or specific actions. I really dislike thinking someone would walk away from an incredible encounter feeling like they wasted their money because I didn't orgasm especially if I'm left feeling like begging them to come back for more. On the flip side, I'm sure there has been wonderful pleasure and dates with men who might have a little difficulty. Are those any less amazing? NO. I think there is incredible pressure put on the almighty orgasm to the point, it blocks out everything else and this is on both sides of the gender coin. Orgasms are wonderful, amazing things yet even on the basis of orgasms, people feel them in different ways. there are different types and levels of intensity. Do you feel gypped if you get one over the other? or if you have a small one not a huge one? I guess I'm saying why can't the journey be part of the pleasure, the enjoyment and the date and part of the reason you feel satisfied or chose to repeat? Destination is great but if your focus is on that, what did you miss or forget along the way? Just to clarify, I'm not dysfunctional, I do orgasm, I do get wet and I do enjoy every little thing about a date. I'm not scary LOL!

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