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Oh, come on, Old Dog. Is that hard For such a clearly awesome bard? This really is a situation To enhance your reputation. I must confess, I find it odd To hear from our beloved Mod That there are those that will not vote And who are just content to note Results from others at their task But seriously, I have to ask - Just what kind of Devil's minion Cannot form their own opinion? Finally, there is good news: Should you be lacking for a muse I'm sure the ladies here on CERB Will help you with your latest blurb.

I thought I'd had the final word, That no more poems were pending It seems my wishes were not heard - I pray there'll be an ending! And so, once more unto the breach I drag my weary fingers While inspiration's in my reach And an idea still lingers. Another thought occurs to me I hope my words are heeded; A solution, plain to see Which will achieve what's needed. To deal with this spoiler 'None' And you may think this wise Perhaps she could be made to run Against all of us guys? And before I call it a night One thing cannot be stayed: It seems to me, clear as daylight - WE REALLY MUST GET LAID! So, ladies, will you hear our pleas Before things become worse? 'Cos if we do not get some fun We'll have to write more verse.

You probably wonder what this thread is all about. I was looking at the 2011 Valued member/SP award thread and then I was reminded of very valuable past members who used to be great contributors to cerb in the past years and now for their own reasons they are inactive or not so much active on cerb. And these are the ones (and many more but space for my post is limited and I leave some to others: Seymour. A true gentleman with many thousands of very valuable posts especially the jokes who brought smiles to our faces. His passionate recommendations and his unconditional sincere support for his cerb friends. In my mind he is and will be a valuable cerb member. I hope he becomes active again but of course entirely his decision. Kih - Also a true gentleman and with many valuable recommendations and very friendly personality who posted many valuable posts during his stay on cerb. I hope he becomes active again but entirely his personal decision of course. Monk - He posted many friendly valuable posts and gathered such a popularity during his short stay on cerb. I hope he comes back, regardless my best wishes to him. I couldn't nominate them for the 2011 cerb valued members award (since they have not been active in 2011) but in my mind they are and will always be valued members. Do you know someone of similar great past standing?.

Dear Phaedrus is a kindred bard, And CERB, his artist's palette, He seeks solutions, not so hard, To deal with next month's ballot. The ladies, all deserving praise, Should never have to run, Against a phantom in the haze, We know her now as Nun. So why not let the pollsters see, As KubrickFan doth note, The outcome of democracy, Without the waste of vote. Solutions? We have found just one, And all of us are grinning, Remove the option of the "none", Just let us see who's winning!!!!

You see, Samantha Evans, dear, The poll results we had last year, The winner was our MegforFun, But outpolled was she, by one named "none." I checked for writings spawned by "none," But I could find nary a one. I searched and searched, both high and low, I searched and searched both to and fro. The enigmatic one named "none", Dressed not in lace nor like a nun, She was completely absent here, She showed no boob, no face, no rear. I sat and wondered who she was, Or more precisely, who she does? To garner such support from those, Who prefer their women with no clothes. So as I will most often do, I ask for members to eschew, The woman that will post no blurb, On our beloved little CERB. So in ending I will merely ask, That you take heed, here is the task: When voting for the girls we love, Consider not "none of the above." The End.

This is the kind of thing that scares people off from posting and asking questions here, the OP has been a memeber for almost a year. Be it is fist question or 1,000 post he's entiled to ask in a respectful manner, which he did. He decided to ask a question about something that he was curious about. Let's not be so quick to judge about the act but to be more friendly and develop a sense of community rather than judgmental silos. We all agree it's service that some providers offer but usually not to a first time visitor and with good reason, like any other extreme services there is a level of trust and communication between all involved for the event to be carried off successfully. As I suggested earlier perhaps for the faint of heart around here we should refer to the act as facial fornication.

I find similar behaviour mostly on other *ERB boards where guys PM me for advice, sometimes several very insistant PMs, and never say what they decided to do or how things turned out. I find that rude. Touch

I agree with Megan and Malika. I find it hard to believe that the word "fucking" is so abusive to sensitive eyes that it's presence in a title should keep anyone from reading other posts. So, if the subject matter is unpleasant to you (and I'm not big on something that aggressive either), just don't read the thread. I also agree there is a considerable amount of trust the SP would need to have. The standing or seniority of the OP is irrelevant. In fact, isn't it best that this question be voiced and answered by all involved here, in a forum, instead of in person without warning? Sounds safer to me.

I think they're cool for photo shoots but not making out.....within seconds they would be pulled off I'm afraid.

The bell rang and clase was dismissed. All except Carley. She was already warned twice about teasing the boys. She very rearly wore a bra, so you could always see her erect nipples pushing out through her top. Also you could notice how prefectly round and firm her bust is. On top of that her youthful face and silky skin, where hard to miss. Once all the students were gone Mr. Johnston asked Carley to move to one of the front desks. Then he got up and walked up to her and sat on the top of her desk. He leaned in a little closer towards her and explained to her she can not be disturibing all the boys. He places his hand on her upper arm and is gently rubbing her. She looked up at him with seductive eyes and a slight sexy smile. Now Mr. Johnston was focusing more on her upperchest, touching her ever so softly. He told her she need someone who can teach her how to make a man feel good. So she could please them. Now his hand was moving slighty more close to her breasts. Carley was enjoying it. She could feel her little tight p***y getting really wet. Mr. Johnston then took her hand and placed it on his leg. Carley moved her hand up and down and then felt his hard c**k. She paused for a minute, blushed, then started rubbing slowly up and down his c**k. Mr. Johnston then started undoing his belt. Carley looked at him and then helped him with his zipper. She was so hot now. Feeling this mans c**k with barley anything between it and her. He stood up and removed his boxers. Then sat back on the desk. With one leg on each side of her. He was looking down at this young gorgeous girl, who he could tell wanted him badly. She had her legs slighty apart. He could see up her skirt and noticed she was not wearing ay panties. By this time she was stroking his hard c**k. Her soft hands feel so erousing. He told her to start rubbing her little pu**y for him. She spread her legs a little more and followed as directed. Then he told her to slip on finger in and make her little p***y feel good. He started rubbing her hair, pulling her a little closer. Then he gave her a kiss on the forehead and pulled her head towards his c**k. She didn't resist. She puts his c**k in her mouth. He is pushing her head up and down. Deep at times. He oculdn't believe how thi little school girl was so good at it. Then he told her to start twirling her toung all over it, as well as his lower area, then work your way back up. He needed to feel her inside. He got up and told her to turn around and hold on the desk. She did as dierected. Mr. Johnston walked behind her. Ju. He had never seen an ass like that before. He slips it into her, just a little at a time. She is so tight, he does not want to her. Thrust after thrust, then Carley cums all over his c**k. Mr. Johnston the tells her what a tight little ass she has. He also asked her if she ever tried it there before. She hadn't, but always wanted to try it. He told her he would be gental and if it hurts they can stop. She agreed. He pulls his c**k out of her little p***y and starts rubbing it all over her ass. then finally puts the head of it in. He gives it to little naughty Carley. He asks her if she likes the taste of cum. She just gave him a sultry smile. Then he tells her he is going to cum, he tells her to get on her knees. She gets on her knees, the he tells her to open her mouth. She did. Then he let loose all over her lips and face. Then puts his c**k back in her mouth and gives a few thrusts. Mr. Johnston gets dressed and Carley pulls her skirt back down. He tells her to start behaving or next time you will have same punishment. Carley agreed. The next day Carley was sure to be bad during class

Let's agree to disagree and move on. This will get too heated and names will be called, feelings will be hurt and someone may lose an eye.

This is an adult escorting board. Sorry to be harsh, but if the word FUCK offends you so much, maybe this isn't the right place for you. Posted via Mobile Device

Tell me about it too. Seems to go both ways. Either way it's sort of rude. Peace MG

I needed something to catch your attention but the truth is 'it' is not even close to what you must have imagined when reading the title. But although I will soon announce something very special (hint, hint website), I decided to use my 300 post for something a lot more special than that. During my time as a member of CERB I have noticed many in here have a big heart and like helping others. So I just want to invite everyone here to not forget about those in need and share whatever your possibilities allow you. Let's not forget we can also help with some our time. I am currently supporting food bank with personal donations as well as donations on behalf of the very kind gentlemen who when visiting me bring something from the list but I know there's many other associations in need of our support so I found this website that posts fund-raising and charitable events in Ottawa for those interested the link is I know not everyone in this community is from Ottawa so I created a new group that anyone can join and where we can post updates on institutions or events to support good causes anywhere in Canada. Thank you for your attention and hope that many will participate in this. Hugs :)

good thread. I wear wigs sometimes and guys, an important thing to realize is that there are good wigs and there are costume wigs.....generally with a good wig you can't tell except when you try and yank on someone's hair....which I will add, you shouldnt be doing unless asking politely first! ;)

Tigerclaw-A true gentleman and passionate lover with the writing skills of Erotic novelist. one of his recos of me.. scroll down..

With the combination of you AND Angel there? Alone or not. I don't care WHO I'm there with.....NOTHING could keep me out of that washroom!....It's simple...I tell the people I'm with that I need to use the washroom quickly....Of course when I get back to the table I would need to explain why I'm flushed and out of breath; why I suddenly have "just got fucked silly" hair; why I was in there for an hour; why my previously button up shirt is now entirely without buttons and hanging wide open; why I'm missing a sock and why I have a huge stupid grin on my face...but I'm sure something would come to mind :p

Pickles of anykind Miracle Whip and crunchy peanut butter sandwiches chopped up tomatoes mixed into cottage cheese with tons of pepper Pepperettes dipped in cheeze whiz Cheesies with peanut butter Yup, coleslaw, especially St. Hubert original or my mom's Raw vadalia onions...eat em like an apple So many more but I don't want to gross anyone out LOL Yup, I have odd taste buds :)

There's a sexy new redhead in town, and her name is Scarlett. Skyla pointed her out to me last night as someone I would probably like, not that I needed any help in noticing her. Skyla was right! I like Scarlett.... Scarlett is riveting on stage. Perfect breasts, great ass, hard body, she clearly enjoys what she's doing, and thrives on the attention she's getting. She got a wild ovation at the end of her set, and my patience was rewarded a bit later when she joined me at my table. Another outstanding beauty on Barb's roster, and intelligent and fun to talk to. Longish red hair, deep brown eyes, an enchanting smile that never stops, and a truly great body: a body I would describe as flawless. She's new to dancing, but does it like an expert, and loves it. She told me that a previous client last night claimed to be president of her fan club. That's a title I'd like to dispute.... I told her about cerb, and got her permission to post this. I hope she joins us here. It would be such a bonus! I'll be back for more, Scarlett, if you're reading this. Thank you. You're a beauty.

I think smoked salmon or smoked salmon mousse is the best food one can buy off the shelf ready to eat -- with bread or crackers and President's Choice black olive tapenade or even guacamole, or both!

With all these great contributors that left their creativity and kindness here on CERB, maybe we should create a kind of "Hall of Fame" for those who have retired or slowed down. To recognize the good is a one of the great values of CERB, isn't ?

fuck is a bad word now? damn...I am going to hell now to all the time I actually use it:D I don't see saying fuck as being impolite (ok if it's around kids, yes), but an adult board...come on! and face fucking is an expression, there isn't any acronym for that. :bj:

I for one do not want to see a pearl necklace on a man. :icon_eek:

I have been avoiding this thread until now (I have not read the posts) but the rather (in my view) vulgar title was right before my eyes almost everytime that I came to the Ottawa section. I wanted to read other posts in Ottawa section but for several days this has been the case. Could it not have been worded differently but conveying the same message at least in the title. That is why we have acronyms like fs, daty, kitty.......Steering away from the thread is an option but not seeing the title is NOT.

i wasnt seeng what the problem was until now... i never considered that to be negative but i see it now (feeling a little slow) ok.... so i will word it better for the vote.. maybe "all of the above"

Go for it Cap! Think it would look hot!

I'm in and looking forward to my first social. It's about time I meet the amazing ladies on here and a few of the Gents. ; )

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162-20095557-501465.html

Bullshit$%&!@ Money hungry Peta, no longer about saving meat. I wonder if a memberships would qualify for a tax rite-off? Peta is a huge organization that should know the pressures in meat consumption, meat is everywhere..instead of tackling the pressures of meat consumption and abuse that comes with that, they launch a web site about the pressures to being thin and fake? What happened to being real and yourself. This is the wrong fundamental to get their propaganda out there appealing to sexual desires of men and mixing it with propaganda is just cheap not to mention that if anyone isnt going to give up meat, it's men! Money hungry!

There was also Valleyman Posted via Mobile Device

So it's your birthday. What to say To mark this very special day? Perhaps I should prepare a cake? That just won't fly; I cannot bake. Or maybe I could make a card? I fear I'd find that rather hard. My options here are rather few But there is one thing I can do: To wish that you may find this year Brings you fun, joy and good cheer And hope that you enjoy your day In a quite stupendous way

And all those hours I spent on this My efforts weren't repaid. Sometimes, maybe, I'd get a kiss; It never got me laid.

I like how Old Dog is one cool cat, and that is that. Now I like how roaminguy always beats me to the draw.

People are in a sensitive profession and buisness and can't be to careful. Really, do they risk your safety on a daily basis? I would like to state that I am in the buisness of creating happiness and pleasure. Do you think I am going to jeopardize my reputation by putting your information in the public eye. No SP with a good reputation is ever going to do this and why in the world would you think we would. We have worked very hard to gain trust with our clients, do you really think this is something that will happen? If you do you are not choosing ladies that are known and trusted. Perhaps put your trust in a reputable lady and see how wrong you might be.

Well, of *course* you're cutting it down from what it could be by screening. The point, of course, is that the part of it you're cutting out is the part that you probably didn't want in the first place :)

After reading these very hot fantasies, my underwear are dampened and my dick is hard as as rock. :bigclap: Thanks for the erotic input.

I'm against them. I always look ridiculous, especially if I haven't shaved.

If they have a permenant ban the answer is NO.... and just saying something I did not like wont get you permenantly banned (that is crazy to even believe such crap) but of couse they would give you a sob story and make it out like I am the bad guy trying to get people to lobby for them or to go against me or the site. If someone is banned permenantly from cerb they do not deserve to be here. they could be the best sp in the world (or the best client to an sp) but if they dont follow the rules and respect the site (that includes the mods and other members) they will not prosper from the site and our community. If they got kicked out permnantly they did something big! don't fall for the "I am so innocent" sob story.

Come on Pinocchio ! Tell me a HUGE Lie !!!

If it helps, I use a Bank of Montreal prepaid Mastercard for all online purchases. Ebay, paypal, or hotel booking, or whatever. Load it outta your bank account and in there next night usually. It is a "no charge" mastercard, you just pay when you use it. No monthly fees. Online banking with it is very easy. No statements, just online. Link it to your airmiles card. It is awesome.

Actually, my son is well aware that I am involved in the hobby and have been for a very long time. Of all things that piss him off about me, that's the one that doesn't bother him in the least bit. He admitted to me that he also enjoys the hobby after a visit to Amsterdam. As far as telling people, it really doesn't bother me. Just because one likes to hobby, does not make one a bad person. I hate sterotypes that come along with being involved with this, though it does tend to be more of an issue on this continent. It is considered to be very normal in most of the world and not something to be ashamed about.

Glad you said that... went to the doc for the annual checkup today. I discovered that anal is not for me either. Of course, he didn't leave me an envelope in clear view nor did he try to sweet talk me. I must say that I was rather unprepared for the intrusion. All I heard was " drop trow, I need to check for hernias and prostrate problems".... then AYE CARUMBA!!!!! I sobbed a little bit. Went home and read some Jane Austen and put on a Hugh Grant movie to console myself. I felt so... so... so... ummmm... violated. For Steve... I know!!!! Dinner would have been nice. Even a cuddle. He won't call again, I know it.

I love this approach ;) pleasure first, relax later, pleasure again.....and again....... ;) The more liquid gold the better....;) yum!

12-20-2010, 02:02 AM ;) I know it's late lol After doing a quick Google search I found the following: Alexandra Heart: 514-572-1690 [email protected] Lili Love: 514-609-2606 [email protected] You might want to inquire with them personally. Good luck to you!

Also, if you have an account on cerb for example and show pictures and list details, then that is also public, so being worried about a website being used as "evidence" doesn't make sense. Just as an aside, I've seen more problems with SP's using their work phone for personal use as well. By doing this, they increase the risk of being discovered by thus outing themselves eventually to people in their life who make cause them grief. As Cat and others have pointed out, this is where most trouble originates from. If your number is published anywhere on the net, it's amazing what can come up when you google it. I"d be more worried about that when checking into a hotel and list that number when registering, or have the phone on your person when you try and cross the border. But not to get off track, I just have one of the those free websites which is more a convenience for clients to peruse as a backgrounder. I do not book without communicating with them first and making sure they are clear about what type of encounter they should expect and I get a feel as to whether I want to see them. Also they must call me and have a callback number in order to confirm the appointment.

No offence, but if you don't wish to advertise your services then don't - I have none listed on my website and it has never caused an issue. A gentlemen looking for a companion and not a pick your own menu can read between the lines as to what is available. A website is an invaluable tool and says a-lot about who you are as a companion. If you are that paranoid about getting busted and having things used against you, maybe you are in the wrong profession or need to re-evaluate how you are running your business. I am confused though, you would rather list services than a donation?

I think you hit the nail right on the head and I also submit that if you asked all the top rep. point earners here on Cerb they would say the same thing. It's nice but not required or necessary. They, rep. points, are just another way to show that you agree, disagree or in some cases are just playful with a member of the opposite sex. Are they meaningless...no. Are they the be all and end all...again, no! Bottom line if you go looking for them (rep. points) and are receiving them from others, you are getting them for the wrong reasons. They are a reflection of your posts, thoughts and beliefs...not who or what you are as a person/hobbyist/SP. There you have it...my opinion! Now I hope someone likes this post so I can get some more rep. points. Ha ha

I broke it by trying to get it to spit out the Surena (the guy who destroyed Crassus and his army in 53BCE at Carrhae).