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What's the religion that encourages you to have sex with as many people as possible, as often as possible, in order to spread emanations of pleasure and good will through the universe? That's mine ;)

Crisrty my darling, Really it is difficult at times to make everyone happy here. I feel for you. Yes sometimes people request lots of pics and never even bother to write back, it can be a very frustrating buisness to be in. That being said as a SP you must slowly build a reputation for yourself, it doesn't happen overnight. It is way better to put up one lovely photo of yourself every few months and let people get to know you by your involvement on the board and let your personality shine. :icon_smile: The gentlemen of Cerb will not support you if there are hints of dishonesty like questionable photos, even if it's an ass shot they will wonder about the rest. Good luck in the future and I hope it works out for you. Katherine

I find all of this very disappointing to read. It bothers me because it almost insults the rest of us. Whether we like it or not, people generalize. And if SPs in Winnipeg have a reputation of being flaky, non-commital, unavailable, unfriendly, scammers, rushers and overall unprofessional, then its going to reflect negatively on the rest of us. I take what I do for a living very seriously. I chose to do it, with 2 university degrees behind me. It didn't matter. I regularly apply my business acumen to my choice of career and I pride myself on the level of friendliness and professionalism I consistenly maintain. And it isn't always easy, either! lol To those who constantly disappoint, won't pick up their phones, refuse to provide advertised services and so on, shame on you all. This is a business ladies, and your number one priority should always be your client. Try and put yourself in their shoes for a moment. Would you appreciate driving hours into the city, having made an appointment for some fun, to find you're being avoided/stood up? Not a good feeling. Or what about posting photos of yourself that are clearly not of you, or are completely out of date? How can any of you be at all surprised when a client is clearly disappointed with how you really look? False advertising is illegal in most other industries, as it should be in this one. Oh! And let's not forget the young and inexperienced ones who come onto the scene out of nowhere and start demanding $300 an hour. I think those have to be my favourites. :roll: Anyway, my advice to the plethora of SPs available in Winnipeg (more than in any other city), is to try a little integrity. It goes a long way. If you behave unprofessionally, you will be found out, in one way or another, so why even bother? Just because you have a digital camera, a cell phone and an internet connection, does not necessarily qualify you to call yourself a Service Provider.

Enjoy and all the best!!! Enjoy your feast!!! xoxoxoxoxo Luxie

well i will start off by saying that i was stood up twice by this particular sp that comes into winnipeg..and brandon... first time i drove over an hour and when i arrived she would not answer phone and text messages..3 hours later she says she never even made it to brandon when i texted in the morning and said everything was good..im sorry but they need some manners..second time was when i texted 2 days ago and set up an appointment for this morning..it was all arranged..i texted last night at six and it was all good to go...i texted again in morning and said i was going to leave at 8 to go to brandon..she says everything good..half hour later can you make it for an hour later...i show up in brandon and she wont respond to texts or phone,,she texts me back and says to come to this hotel and i arrive and still not answering calls,,fifteen min later she says she will be fifteen..half an hour later still nothing so i sent text saying im leaving,,half an hour after that she responds.....needless to say i went home...these girls need to be held responsible it is just plain inconsiderate and terribe..you know who you are and i will give the name out..if i get an okay i will mention it here..thats twice..you should not be in the bussiness

I too was raised as a Catholic but I don't believe in organized religion. I just try to be a good person and feel that it serves me well. I am a spiritual person but don't feel I need to go to a big building every Sunday to prove it.

I was raised a Roman Catholic. Went to Cathecism (Sunday school), had my First Communion and all that other stuff. I even went to an all-girls' Catholic school. But when I was 14 years old, I came to a revelation. Catholicism was bullshit. I disagreed with so many of the beliefs, I told my mom I wanted to go to a public school for high school because I was renouncing my faith as a Catholic. This of course broke my poor mother's heart. However, I showed her over the years that although I didn't feel the need to attend mass or confession, I could still live my life and make both her and God proud of me. I personally do not believe in RELIGION. It's unnecessary and has been the cause of far too many wars. But I do believe in God, have a wonderful relationship with him, and consciously try everyday to become a better person. I do what I can to make a difference in other peoples' lives, I follow the Ten Commandments (ok, except maybe that adultery one, but whatever) and I give to charity. I believe in KARMA (what goes around, comes around) and God. And so far in my life, I've found if you give to God, God gives back. Not in any way trying to be preachy or pious. Just letting you all know what works for me. :)

Putting off until today something that you could easily have done yesterday, only to find that it can no longer be done. Carpe diem, as my fellow Romans say.

It sucks when you have a new double headed dildo and no girlfriend to play with . :icon_sad:

Me, I'm Agnostic (not Athiest). Brought up Christian (United Church) but some personal experiences made me not believe in the Christian version of God. I don't have a mapped out idea of what exists. I do believe that life, earth, this universe etc did not happen by accident. There must be some higher power that created it But is it a loving God, that I don't believe I do believe in treating others as you would like to be treated I don't belittle someone for their beliefs if they aren't the same as mine And I'm glad we live in a country where, for the most part we can practice our religious beliefs And nuff said on that Here endeth the sermon LOL RG

Craving a Maritime Special ! A Carley and Katherine sandwich, followed up with some "Angel"food cake for desert. Yummy ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Let's assume each of your posts takes 1 minute to create. With 5000 posts you've spent almost 84 hours just posting! Working 9-5 each day, that would take more then 2 weeks to complete!

I kind of jumped the gun in starting this thread at 4999 posts, but Angela's now officially at 5001, so let me offer my congratulations once again to her.

The stock market was up yesterday a nice amount. Of course, given the way things have been going lately in the stock market, I may be back to the "things that suck" thread today. (smle)

Well to be fair, it's science, so it's not about belief.<g> The news is that evidence was found supporting what women have been saying all along about their own bodies. Science is about deciding to believe in anything. Science is about knowing based on experimental evidence. Science is the stuff that's true even if you don't 'believe' in it. Scientists have proven what you all suspected - now it's something you know. ;) But of course, the actual story is probably more like the typical - survey is performed - reporters misrepresent it in order to sex up the article

Thank you Thank you

Not necessarily a movie.... but the quality exceeds most movies out there... Band of Brothers - it's like a 10 hour movie every time I watch it... one of my favourite Blu Rays out there....

I had an amazing bike ride around the Rideau Canal, a really nice picnic in the shade down by the locks and great conversation and discussion with a new friend. The sun was out, the temperature was perfect and it was just a great day all around.

thunder - low life in high places

"Being frank" means having a tone, by definition. Sense of entitlement? Hells yeah! My experience gives me that entitlement. This is a common question, and it's a common question especially from newbies. Somebody already asked the question not even a month ago in another thread. I see that you also participated in that thread. Asking it twice won't make a difference. When the question was asked once, some nice cutting of slack was done for a new member. When it's asked twice in a month, then the tone has to get firmer because obviously the message isn't getting through: that service is not available, because it is illegal.

I would do a search on RMT and also receipts. You'll find several threads - all saying the same thing - while this may exist, you will not find it here. The risks for an RMT providing any extra services are simply too high - they would lose their license if discovered. An even if someone here did have access to an RMT who did offer extras, they would not share that info here. If you want a massage with extras, pay for it out of your money and don't expect your insurance company to pay for it. For a wide range of reasons. There are many ladies here who offer RMT-quality massages with the ending you're looking for. Good luck.

Challenge accepted.

What I believe is likely unique and don't think it is listed (may be other applies to me but other is a very general term). I believe in evolution (Darwin's....) but also believe in a super power maker of the entire universe (so Athiest does not apply). Those who harm will be harmed (in this world). I don't believe in any man sent by God. I believe in deeds rather than faith. A good person is judged by her/his actions and how much that person affect positively other lives and changed positively how many lives. I believe in giving to make other people's lives better and happier. Whether one believes in Christ or whoever else or even God or not, is irrelevant to describe one as as good or bad person.

As I said in my post, I am not looking to start a debate or anything. I simply am curious as to the range of beliefs that are represented in hobbying. If you want to have a debate on religion, do it elsewhere. Otherwise, yes your vote is anonymous and I'm not asking anyone to name themselves as such and such religion. That's an infringement on personal boundaries, in my opinion, and in poor taste, to boot. If you don't want to supply an answer, then don't. I fail to see what the big whoop is.

I'm not, 'cos I've already got one :) (Sorry. I'll shut up now.)

I'm craving a glass of pinot grigio.

It rarely happens, but if I get a reply and have made other plans (usually because I didn't get a reply in a timely manner), I will always respond with a follow up reply saying thank you and that I have made other plans. If I am still interested in meeting with that person at a later date, I would try to make that clear in my follow up reply.

If they have a permenant ban the answer is NO.... and just saying something I did not like wont get you permenantly banned (that is crazy to even believe such crap) but of couse they would give you a sob story and make it out like I am the bad guy trying to get people to lobby for them or to go against me or the site. If someone is banned permenantly from cerb they do not deserve to be here. they could be the best sp in the world (or the best client to an sp) but if they dont follow the rules and respect the site (that includes the mods and other members) they will not prosper from the site and our community. If they got kicked out permnantly they did something big! don't fall for the "I am so innocent" sob story.

I love how these Gals stand up for what they believe in..Back up their beauty with their brains. These gals are super awesome in each their own way, sweet, charming and turn me on. They rock hard!! Berlin Isabella Gia Nicolette Vaughn Gabriella L Samantha Evans Sophia Varouska Angela of Ottawa Carley Chase The men!The men are great supporters and will stick their neck out when needed and keep us all informed with great facts.Sweet and kind, they rock hard! The General Old Dog Wrinkled In time Steve Curious Pistol Pete Roamingguy Spud271 LeeRichards Castle Kisser Delux I have more that I will add..Just have to make sure I have their handle right.

Thank you kindly for the nominations! It just made my day :D Now onto nominations, I think pretty much everybody has mentioned folks I'd like to nominate, sorry for the repeats! As well, I'm going to try to keep my lists short, this doesn't mean I don't appreciate other people's contributions, these people are just the first that popped into my head Ladies Nominations: Alexandra Sky Cleo Catra Samantha Evans Soleil Malika Angela of Ottawa Gents: Phaedrus Roamingguy Castle Cato Old Dog Best of luck to everybody! Let's all keep making CERB a fun place to come together and share opinions, jokes, advice, etc :)

Ladies: Nathalie Lefebvre Malika Gabriella L SaraMQ Gents: Secret Admirer Surf Nazis Must Die Castle There are, of course, quite a few people who I've omitted as they have more than enough nominations already :)

Ashley pm'd me today saying that they will now NOT be providing me with ID and that they will no longer participate on cerb. They claim I have no right to ask for this so my response is - "Your age is in question and until you can prove without a doubt that you are over the legal age of 18 you will not be welcome to participate on cerb". They are trying to claim that I never asked them to prove they are 18 but I did previously ask the agency (Dylans) and when I had no response I pulled the Ginger and Ashley recommendations and spoke to the guys who commented on the recommendations. Before booking with Dylans or these ladies, ask yourself ... why they would they not just verify their age and clear this matter up. I think we all know the answer. I can not say for sure if they are over or under 18 years of age but I called her on using her older sisters ID and it seams like they no longer wish to show me ID. So my conclusion to this is that I must assume now that they Ashley (and probably Ginger) are underage. (This is just too suspicious for me - I can not allow them on cerb and they will be added to the DNR list) I would recommend to our members to stay away from anyone who looks underage and can not show you valid proof of age when requested. Maybe someone who does visit them can ask them for ID as Ashley did say that she would show her ID to anyone who asked her in person (Be forewarned it could be her sisters ID as that is what I was told to watch for).

MOD did the correct thing here, he/they have a responsibility to protect Cerb and its clientele from ANYTHING resembling underage activities. You should ask yourself "do I want to get caught with a 17 year old high school girl?" If the answer is yes you don't belong here! If the answer is no you should retract your post. This board is not a forum for slander, gossip, excessive drama or anything illegal or illicit! We (SP's and Hobbyists) are all here for essentially the same reason to meet one another in a safe, fun and legal manner. Underage activity jeopardizes all of us! To continue to support such activities and businesses is wrong both morally and legally! If MOD were to allow such posts with the knowledge that the poster was underage Cerb could be targeted by law enforcement! Further to that MOD may very well have kept some Cerb men out of legal trouble by addressing this situation publicly. These are my thoughts and my views and I don't expect everyone to agree with me on everything, but on this topic I believe all reputable members of Cerb will agree with me! I must also ask this question since I am in a particularly inquisitive mood. Are you associated with Dylans Finest? I am curious why a random poster would be concerned about the financial situation of a business...any business???