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Can we really put a price on what these wonderful ladies do? I say not really. It is invaluable and priceless, and probably the second hardest job in the world, after motherhood that is. Listen, if a ladie charges this much, and the other ladie charges a different price and so on, that is entirely their decision and their rights to do so. They are not forcing men to go see them. If you want to see that specific lady, then pay her fee and have a good time. If you can't afford to meet their fee, go see someone else that may be charging a little less. If men ask for discount or deal, hang up phone. They do not deserve your time and effort. Hey lowballers, if you are too cheap or too poor to hobby with these amazing ladies, then maybe there are other options for you out there.. Have some respect for yourselves, but most of all, have the absolute respect for the ladies on this site. Sorry for the vent. These guys piss me off.

If you get it, you're awesome.

BCB: I would imagine Lany deleted her original post probably because she saw the potential for it to escalate into something ugly. And your post is an example of that. It's akin to "stirring the pot" and taking jabs at the ladies on this board. Can we just leave it be? It's this sort of negativity that saw people putting words in other peoples mouths, fighting and causing some to be suspended recently.

I just posted something in a reco for a first time visitor to Ottawa. This has been an issue as long as I have lived here and has cost us the company of many outstanding women. Here is the post: "Ok, I've gotten several PMs telling me how wonderful XXXX is and thanking me for the reco. Wondering why they aren't adding to this? I'm asking for purely selfish reasons, I want to be sure she is here so I can see her again! Here's what one PM said about her: "Thanks for your XXXX review. I met her tonight and she was a gem. Like, you she managed to slip on a hat without my realizing. I was totally stunned when I found that it was already on. She's remarkable!" This applies to anyone, not just Yoko. If you like a girl be sure to tell everyone. Some of them will leave town early if they are not busy, others will not return. It's crazy not to share info about a good provider, even if it makes her harder to see. At least she will be here to see eventually!" Come on guys, this helps everyone. It's a no brainer! Please????

Sexapalooza is next weekend (Feb 10-12th!) held at the new conference center by the Rideau Center... Who plan on going? I'll be there all weekend volunteering :D http://www.sexapalooza.ca/shows/Ottawa_2012

Another movie, probably underrated, is this one If you can get past the fact it isn't even close to being historically accurate (for those who have seen it, you know what I'm talking about) and there are subtitles for the first 15 minutes or so of the film, it is, for those liking war movies, and some violence, entertaining...you even get to see the top Nazi leaders crying RG

Here's Humper visiting Soleil. (He's in disguise as not to arouse suspicion amongst the neighbors :))

mod has pm'd me that the particular thread has been moved and closed. Thanks mod!

Hi Aubrey, Setting your rate is really a personal choice. You need to determine what you /need/ to make a month, what you /want/ to make for a call, as well as taking into consideration the going market rate for your area! I hope you figure it out!

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That was kinda my point or my question anyway...... like if you choose NOT to celebrate Valentines day because it feels forced.....what about christmas? do you not buy people gifts and send out cards.....just cause....its kinda been marketed out that way and embedded into your brain that, thats just what we do.....? And dont too many people wear green and drink oddly coloured drinks and get drunk on st. patricks day? and wear red and white on xmas and say hoe- hoe- hoe and give and get too much? and even go as far as putting up a tree in their house!?! Or do people just have a genuine resentment towards the day of heart shaped boxes filled with over priced -cheaply made- plasticy tasting- but given with love- chocolates? Valentines Day isnt about YOU. It's about somebody else. anybody else. a day of selflessness. Not Petty pitty. All cheesyness aside, forget all the gimicks and cliches and hand picked roses- and ignore your inner defiant- tough guy(or chick!)- anti-commercialization type stand (unless it's fair and you disregard them (holidays) all the same.....) but why not make this day a day where you make someone else feel good? regarded. special. noticed. Especially, if you are lucky enough to have the good feelings of a heart filled with Valentines everyday, Share it. In an easy way. a free way. a hidden path straight to the heart of any stranger, Make Valentines day your "consciously compliment someone day" or a pay it forward type day. hold a door open. leave a larger then usual tip. offer a ride. make THAT phone call. forgive yourself for something. tell someone a secret. go back to cheesy- write an anonymous love note.....even if its to yourself and all the things you wanna hear......;) Valentine's day is about Love (siblings-parents-busdrivers-the lady who makes my cafe!- friendship-kindness- happiness- goofiness- showing appreciation- acknowledging other peoples year round thoughtfulness. Cum on now.....wheres the love?! ;) Okay it appears as tho Im taking this a lil bit too seriously- Okay a lot-a bit. ;) I'm Learning I apparently feel slightly defensive for valentines day. its bittersweet- but I gotta go with cupid, man! A millions XO's ;) Muah!

from what I hear your Heaven on Earth! H

LOL, not at all man. I used to be embarrassed, but I don't care at all anymore. It is a little pricey, but the quality is amazing, it looks great, and feels amazing. I am such a lululemon whore ever since I started working there. I have the Kung Fu Pant, Formula Pant, and I just got the Presta Pant today. Haha, and that's only the pants.

Could you provide more details and proof? Thank you :)

KONTROLL This is a very original movie that manages to make lots of different tones work together. It's at times scary, other times really funny, and also touching and thoughtful. It's got that 90s techno flair like RUN LOLA RUN or TRAINSPOTTING that really appeals to me. UN PROPHETE This is a good classically told prison drama. Great acting, very engaging. HEAVENLY CREATURES This is one of my favorite films of the 90s. Most films about this type of subject matter would probably tell this story from the perspective of some cop or lawyer guy after the fact, but this one puts you in the minds of these girls with an obsessive friendship that goes too far. It's very effective in capturing their mindset without excusing their crime.

I need to give my 2 cents here. Since the OP removed her own comments, people speculating about what it was about is crazy! As CK has said before about beating a dead horse. It depends on how the OP phrased what she wrote. If she wrote it asking for advice and/or wanting to create a normal discussion about issues concerning the business, fine. BUT.................. If she phrased it as a RANT/Airing dirty laundry then it should have been removed, as it breaks the #1 rule of Cerb. Either way we are discussing this based on hearsay with no proof. I personally believe based on initial reactions to the thread that is was created like a RANT/Airing dirty laundry, so I for one agree with the OP for removing it (if it was for the right reasons ex: realized after it was mistake, kudos to you). If it was not a RANT/Airing dirty laundry, and someone pressured you to remove it then you need to contact Mod to let him know. Also if you have an issue with another SP or Hobbyist for that matter, whether it be rates, services, haggling, etc..... Tell Mod. If it comes in PM form flag the PM for Mod. If it is in Chat then report the person. No one should feel pressured to do anything they don't want to do. If it happens outside of Cerb then think about when you were younger in school and bullies used to push people around, how did they deal with it? This is just how I feel about the issue that unless we have all the info we need to stop bantering with one another. Smile and go get laid for Pete's Sake ( no pun intended for PP) :icon_wink:

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After reading an article about homemade beauty products, I decided not to rush to the store this morning when I realized I was out of hair conditionner. Let's just say that after following the instructions on the use of mayonaise as a substitute, my hair looks like something you would squeeze out over the deep fryer and make fries with! UGGGG

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I could not disagree more. I did not realize that being a size 12 was so disgusting. :handjob:

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Well, certainly if originally she was asking for advice on how to deal with it, I can't see any reason why she should feel pressured to have to delete the topic itself. In the spirit of feeling comfortable enough to do that without getting any backlash, it is an important enough topic for her to have started the thread. Which in itself should make it important to the cerb community, I would think. On the topic of rates, I have yet to see, on numerous forums, behind the scenes or whatever, any attempt by any single sp or group of sps hassling lower rate sps to raise their rates. I am not shy about suggesting to an sp with lower than even the lowest of rates out there that she will reduce the number of low baller callers by a simple increase. That's a safety issue tho. And certainly no one has to pay attention to what anyone else suggests anyway. That a grown woman can post ads, screen callers, and offer services to men from all walks of life, but cannot stick up for herself to another sp is really really hard to believe.

Let's face it, no matter what occupation one holds there will always be some form of jealousy. No matter who your friends are there will be some form of jealousy. At some point we all feel a tinge of jealousy at one point or another in our lives, whether it is our best friends natural long hair, our husbands secretary, Your jerk of a boss with a trophy wife, the buff guy with the six pack next to you at the gym or the office geek with seasons tickets to some coveted sport. Yes there is jealousy in the business and there always will be, all one can do is just deal with it and move on. At some point each and every one of us will have dealt with some form of jealousy from another companion/provider. How you handle it, will make it easier to deal with. If you let someone else's childish actions affect you it will in the end effect your business. In the end we are all not for everyone and someone will always have an issue with something you do as an individual. Jealousy is a NORMAL human emotion, everyone has felt it in way way or another. There will always be someone with bigger breasts, a better body, longer legs, better photos, a better wardrobe, more shoes, better writing skills and everything else we get jealous over. Time to let it go.... Everyone will not always get along, but we can discuss things as adults in an undramatic and drama free way. I think the subject is a good one, providing everyone stays on topic.

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I did read the original. Suffice to say that it related to the kind of behind-the-scenes stuff that we guys generally don't see. And, to be honest, had more to do with the SP/MA equivalent of the kind of office politics that far too many of us are probably far too familiar with. No, it wasn't to do with references. scottthecanuck's post wasn't unreasonable. This was the kind of thread that *could* have degenerated into nastiness, and I read his post as a shot across the bows of anyone who might have been tempted to go that way. It should also be said that that Lany's original post was more of a "why can't the CERB ethos be more widespread" lament than anything else. In summary: move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Move along.

I agree. It's been Valentine's Day everyday for me for the last few months. Notice me smiling for no reason here.. One day is not enough. :) What one person feels on Valentine's day, I am lucky to feel that way everyday.

1. To get a high score of a MILLION on Tetris. 2. Have sex with ONE HUNDRED WOMEN!! 3. Climb the steps of the Eiffel Tower. 4. Swim with Dolphins. 5. Travel to all 6 Continents, 7 if I can muster a ride to Antarctica. 6. Have a child named after me. 7. To be a World Record Holder. 8. Have the most fitness body I can train myself to become. 9. Build a house all by myself. 10. Sacrifice my life for someone-else.

Interesting thread! Valentines day was always a special day because it provided the excuse, not that one should ever NEED an excuse, but it was an incentive to get dressed up, to book a reservation at a fine dining restaurant, to spend 3-4 hours away from the kids and to relax and talk over a leisurely meal. A couple can easily get "too busy" and get out of that habit so often it would get us back into making that sort of an evening a more regular affair. I always liked Valentines Day. :)

Since getting roses is my absolute favourite gift to receive I love this day. I am guaranteed to recieve those, chocolates, dinner out and many other good things. Love Valentine's day!!

pick me, pick me!!!!!!!!

I'd go if I had a lovely lady to accompany me...:icon_wink:

Same thing I do every year: wait until the day after Valentine's Day and buy up as much discounted chocolate as I can eat.

To eat Mcdonalds naked, with Keissy and some very lucky gentleman.... " Wifey, I think you dropped some ketchup, let me lick that off of you" Just Kidding, as much as that would be fun... I LOVE romance, so intimacy with candles, soft music playing the the background and a great bottle of bubbles, all amidst some mind blowing intimacy that goes on for what seems like forever....and heck if there is 3 of us, even better....

1) All photos posted to anyone's albums are "moderated" before being approved by the Mod to ensure all photos follow the posting guidelines (ie: no genital nudity ect..) Don't worry, It shouldn't take very long for your pics to be approved! 2) *As for the difference between "General member" and "New member - moderated account" When a member is new to cerb their forum posts are moderated until they've posted a minimum of 5 times, that is to avoid fake posters/shill accounts and spammers. Two separate issues. :icon_wink: Kim

One of my favourite people on cerb, Erotic Emily:

Personally I would not want to take the chance with under age. I did privately ask for proof of ID when a recommendation for Ashley and Ginger was posted. I got no response so I removed the recommendation and PM'd the guys who wrote the recommendation to ask for some info and explain why the recommendation was removed. I was told that Ashley was underage and that she was using her older sisters ID by one of the men complaining about her age. I would rather not take any more chances with this company of the ladies associated with this company at this time. (and sweetstacey24 if your her older sister you are associated with them - especially if she is using your ID as this puts you in as much hot water - you know first hand if she is legal age or not). I think I have given them a fair chance to prove they are of legal age (and if they prove to me that they are all over 18 I will post on cerb and let everyone know) but as of this time... nothing!! So... I would like to help our members out by cautioning them of a potential legal age issue. NONE OF YOU would want to risk being caught with a minor (Under 18) and I have tried to do this privately with Dylans with NO LUCK so it's even more suspicious. If they want to avoid any loss of business and they want to prove that everyone working for Dylan's is of legal age they can but so far they are doing nothing to help this matter so it's time to bring it public to protect our members.