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During any date, the ladies phone should be out of sight and mind, meaning off. Your time should be focused on who is with you NOW, not who is attempting to book later.

...Every winter I provide a "Fur Coat - No Nickers" tour for the many gentlemen who adore a Fuzzy Beaver! ;)

You are comparing apples and oranges Shelly - as only 1 person is paying for the other persons time in this Business (yes, Business). Hobbying is not a 2-way street. If it were, it would just be called 'Dating'. While also courteous for the Client to leave their phone off, the SP has already been paid for their time - of which the SP gets their money for their time regardless of the # of phone calls the guy may receive. But when a SP takes time away from a client (whether with their phone or otherwise), it is only 1 person who loses out - the client. So the 2 scenarios are very different: apples vs. oranges. No guy I've ever met will pay a SP to watch them play with their phone for an hour - but I am sure there are ladies whom would be just as happy to charge a guy for an hour, and have them play with their phone the whole time. While the lady may not have gotten any 'playtime', in the end, they were paid for their same time and companionship anyways, right? Ultimately, whether client or provider, we can then choose whether we see that person again if one doesn't like the other. Like most any business, once two (or more) 'professional business partners' work well together - everyone profits! The real issue here is, as part of this 'business' - is to do your best to minimize the amount of money you will loss to the bounty of un-professional people/scammers whom plague this un-regulated industry. That is to say, there is no BHB (Better Hobby Bureau). The best of luck and success with all your endeavours!

A beautiful woman wearing exquisite lingerie...

Can I have a girl in one of each of these outfits ;) Sometimes I think this can be beautiful too. But I definitely still have an eye for the naughtier stuff :)

I had a great time at the Halifax social. Glad I had the opportunity to meet all you fine people in person.

Great topic MF and great additions bibbybob, I find that allot of ladies don't bother to even look at others scheduals before they tour. Some of us have dates posted on our calendars up to 4 weeks in advance so it is not like it is that hard to check prior to booking. In a business where we should all work together to benefit each other, it does not always work that way. Eventually, some of these ladies will learn to plan better and not just jump the gun on booking a trip. The good ladies will come back, even when it is quiet as a travelling lady can't always expect a busy trip everywhere all the time. Some cities can support a few touring ladies a month, as each lady bring something different to the table regarding experience, price,etc. There are more factors than just a lot of travelling ladies in a city in a month that can cause a ladies trip to be disappointing, but this is a business of living and learning and if you only look out for yourself you wont get very far ahead. After a lady has a few bad trips to a city that has interest in her, she will need to look back and find out why? And yes you can blame me for the influx of ladies, I have worked my ass of to get other ladies to enjoy in some of my favourite cities as I know that you gentlemen will enjoy their company as much as I do, if not more.

Hello one and all!: As a client with a, physical disability [Cerebral Palsy] of SP over the years and a new member here on CERB safety and security of all involved has always been of paramount importance. From my perspective as a client it is essential that everything is researched and disclosed before the first date. There is a huge trust component here, the worker has to do a lot more than on an average of date. So the security and reference issues are double-sided, and equally important. However, as mentioned earlier in the thread we do not have access to the same security checks as a mainstream business or consumer would. But if new clients and workers had a probationary period during which time a dialogue and peer review would take place in an online forum. This would help alleviate, fear and misconceptions. There need not be any personally identifiable information released. The emphasis would be on articulating needs and expectations. If this learning curve deliberately took a while it would go a long way toward weeding out the "bad apples". The mainstream media has for years submerge this industry in an ocean of stereotypes. So it is essential that clients and workers alike insist on some form of due diligence. What needs to be focused on now is creating a framework on how to do this collectively as workers and clients. Patrons on sex workers who can should also speak publicly on some level. This will go a long way toward humanizing and legitimizing not only this industry but an entire range of related health-care issues. Often in my humble opinion, a marvelous time with a sex worker can be the best health.-Man Have I Known Some Great People! PatrickGC PS: the above was written using voice dictation. Please excuse any typos which may have slipped through.

Well I don't know where to start with this day - it was a great day from start to finish, and it's only 5:30, so lots to do yet. I finished tilling my garden and weeding and it looks incredible. Potential for a bumper crop this year. Then looked at my email mid-morning and got the notification that I have been looking for the the PEI Air Show tickets are on sale. The Snowbirds and the Blue Angels will both be here.The tickets are ordered so how about front row center, and all of my kids will be here for it. Three days of camping at a provincial park in the area are also reserved! Finally I spent the afternoon trying to salvage and restore my raspberry patch that fell by the wayside two years ago. I have a ways to go yet with them but progress is obvious. Oh hey, did I say it was yet another glorious weather day here in the Island? I have special friends in Halifax and Ottawa who enjoy my blueberries and I am pleased to say that the bushes are looking as if there will lots of picking in August. I also heard from a couple of friends. What a day!

Good Day everyone, Well on the flipside, No disrespect Gentleman, But I have had appointments that YOUR phne is going off constently! Now I do understand if you own your own business or your in a position that your phone needs to be on. With that said...Its hard for use ladys to fuly enjoy your company when your mind is elsewhere also. Please, at the very least...turn it down so we can enjoy each others company to the fullest! xoxo

Yes it is. :)

In light of needing to lift my spirits these days, I thought this would be a good thread to start. Basically, the way this will work is that everyone will post something they like about the person who posts before them. Even if you don't know the person, maybe a good suggestion is to look through their photos/posts or even commment on the very post before yours. Hopefully this thread will be ever-lasting and people will feel the ongoing love from their CERBies! Love and care for yourselves. Xo Sky

It is very rude of the heat to interfere with your masturbation schedule! You should write a strongly worded letter. I feel for you... xoxoxo Amelia

OH MY GOD that's a hilarious image. Thanks. I swear I've just written a whole little one-act play in my head, with a client and an SP each stopping and starting the session timer beside the bed for increasingly ridiculous reasons. VERONIQUE GASPS and suddenly lifts herself up and slaps the timer button in a panic, stopping the clock VERONIQUE: Oh my god! I promised my neighbour I'd take her ratatouille out at 6:30. Just be a minute! MICHAEL flops back on bed, fumes briefly; then shrugs and starts checking his e-mail. ..... (later) MICHAEL suddenly CRIES OUT and flails his arms; VERONIQUE pulls back, startled and wide-eyed VERONIQUE: *What!?* MICHAEL: (slapping the timer to stop the clock) OMIGOD It's the season finale of Great Provincial Parks tonight and I forgot to set the PVR! (fumbles with phone to remotely reprogram his PVR)

First, let me say thank you to my dear clients who have recently added to my reviews. Your words are appreciated. I am available to those who expect nothing less than superior service Untill 11pm tonight ASK about specials !! OR suggest one :wink: Gentlemen, hello! It has been a while since I have made a NEW post and I would like to re-introduce myself. I'm Robyn. I'm in my twenties, very pretty,intelligent and poised. At 5'0", and a natural 30 D, I've been described as curvy, with sun kissed skin that is sooooo soft. I am currently not in school but plan on enrolling in the fall. When i'm not working or on a sensual adventure, I love to take trips and try new food. I've been told by friends that I have unusual tastes for a girl my age because I'm not fond of partying with my peers and adore the company of older men. I've got a high libido and just love touching, kissing and connecting. I enjoy receiving massages as well! Massage is a secret and special part of my life as it allows me to express my sensual side while not requiring the time and commitment of a full-time job, allowing me to travel and enjoy my youth. The rewards in this hobby have not just been profitable. I have to say I love the attention from appreciative men and the satisfaction of knowing that I have pleased you and made your day just a little bit happier. I honestly can't think of another gig where one can have so much fun! That being said, I feel that I have to hold myself to a high standard and although I am not a SP, I offer a playful session that will relax and pleasure you. There, its all on the line. Now that you know so much about me, I hope to be lucky enough to get to know you. Just a note: My focus is on FBSM and I don't offer FS . Recomendations are always appreciated, but not always necessary. Looking forward to showing you what makes me stand out in the crowd. Hope to hear from you soon! xoxo, Robyn. Photo's: ttp://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5020 Reco's: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=82591&page=2 [email protected] Book Your Playtime Today..Erotic dance show and strip tease Available xoxo Robyn xoxo Schedule (Call or PM for location) mon-4-11 tues-4-11 wed-4-11 thurs-4-11 sun-10-11 PACKAGES AND FEE'S Add the Door fee's to package rates please #1: 60$ I keep my clothes on Full body relaxaton massage #2: 80$ Topless session (I keep my panties on) Full body relaxation massage #3: 100$ Full nude session (In my birthday siut) Half session relaxation massage Body slide GFE (ask me some details) Private Shower / full session shower Reverse Massage

Death of Evidence Rally - Ottawa July 10 I thought I'd see if we could stir up some people I will be in the Ottawa area next Tuesday, but I'll be in a day-long session working on energy literacy ... and, besides, I did my protesting in the 1970's https://www.facebook.com/events/256363471136336/

Lust, anger, passion, boredom, accomplishments, regrets,excitement, companion, room mate, soul mate, illness, lonelyness, contempt, adoration, best friend and sometimes enemy, monogamy and infidelity all part of my 36 years of marriage, i believe in love but realize it has many faces !

BCB: while I take your point about apples and oranges I'm also sure that there are clients (i.e. not gentlemen!) out there, you know, the kind who feel their phone(call) is so very important, who would think that every call they answered was like punching the button on the chess clock or stop-time in soccer! I think it is simple common sense and courtesy on all sides to leave the beast on silent and put it away! .... another solution could be that clients and providers make a pact to simply answer the other's phone should it ring! We could probably figure out simple courtesy then!!

Society, I believe, created the institution of marriage as a means to provide the stability and safety necessary to allow a woman to be pregnant and then raise children until they are old enough to fend for themselves. We are fortunate enough to live in a country where, and at a time when, war is not on our doorstep; where we can walk the streets at night most anywhere in relative safety; where everyone has enough food and water that they are not in fear of someone taking theirs from them; and where we have the freedom to say what we think and be different from one another. And so, to some extent, the trappings and protections of marriage are somewhat anachronistic here in Canada, and in most "developed" nations. Advances in birth control and prenatal/neonatal care have made it possible for woman to explore their sexuality earlier and longer than ever before, with less risk of losing a child or their own life. Civil law provides financial security to woman (and men) who find themselves parenting a child on their own. Organized Religion is no longer viewed as the sole arbiter of morality and ethics. So is marriage relevant any more? For many, given the statistics on common law marriage, I guess not. But I think it still has its place in our society. I married when I was young -- just 22 years old. We had children, raised them, and were good friends for over 25 years. Were we in love? Yes, certainly. We we great lovers? No, not really. Did it last? Well, for about 25 years ... by which time we'd drifted far enough apart that we were headed for a break up. Then she became seriously ill with cancer. She died several years ago. I've since remarried, and taken on teenaged step-children. My new wife and I have a far more "flexible" contract -- a sign of the times, perhaps, but one which recognizes today's reality. We both have had our children. We both enjoy exploring our sexuality, with each other and when so desired and we can do so safely, with others from time to time. Being married allows us to support each other, pool our resources, save for our retirement, finish raising and educating the children, take care of one another during sickness, etc. For me, at least, I've chosen not just to get married -- I've chosen to live a married life. Not once, but twice now. I know I would not be happy living the life of a single man. It's just who I am. I count myself as very fortunate to have found not one, but two people whom I loved enough to want to be with nearly 24/7. And I'm doubly fortunate to have found, in my second wife, a woman who is smart, beautiful, sexy and not at all conservative in her views on sex and marriage. Married life isn't for everyone. Thankfully, the social pressure to be married, while still quite strong, is not as strong as it used to be. Times have changed, and sexual, living and child-rearing arrangements have evolved, and are still evolving. We have more options now, and I'll probably see even more added before the end of my lifetime. Perhaps the biggest factor impacting marriage today is that we are living longer and staying healthier well into our 80's and 90's. While our pioneer ancestors might have gotten married at 14, had children, and perhaps died by the time they were 35, we are living long enough for two such lifetimes. I can tell you from personal experience that 30 years of living with someone is a very very long time. It's no wonder that there are so many people in their 50's today who are getting divorced after long term marriages ... faced with another 30 or 40 years of the same life, they may be hungry for a change. But the traditional (monogamous) marriage contract doesn't permit that. And no one seems to include "till bored to death do us part" in their vows :smile: Infidelity remains the one absolute condition for divorce in most jurisdictions, but we may see even that erode as courts come to grips with our ever increasing lifespans. I believe in love. And I believe we have an infinite capacity for love. I believe in marriage. And I believe that if you want to get married, you need to be prepared to live a married life.

Oops totally agree you are so correct. :icon_smile:

Sorry to hear about that, Madmaili. Yes, it sucks. All I can suggest is that you explicitly ask, when you book, whether the SP sees black people. An agency damn well ought to know this, and steer you towards someone else if appropriate - after all, its in their interests for you to go away as a happy customer. And if you see an independent SP, then you cut out the middleman entirely. Hopefully no-one will mind a blunt question, especially if you explain that you've been burned by not asking it in the past.

Venting...yes, which is understandable. Ranting...maybe, but we have all done it. Complete bitch...NEVER! As you said the line needed to be drawn and you shouldn't feel any remorse for the way you handled the situation.

regardless of how poorly written it is, it seems to be doing something to/for some of the women who read it .... I think there is just enough there to let some women's imagination take it to where they want though the women I see most enamoured with it aren't living a highly(if at all) sexualized life .. I think it's all good personally, if I can have more coworkers with sex on the mind :) r100rs

Yup, RIP Mr. Griffith. He seemed a real gentleman and was a fixture of my youth. The Andy Griffith Show itself was a wee bit before my time, but it was still everywhere in syndication when I was growing up in single digits. To see a *totally* different Andy Griffith, you should watch him in "A Face in the Crowd"; sexual, cunning, manipulative, predatory, full of crackling energy. Reminds you the man had a whole growed-up self outside of Mayberry. Little bit of video to give you an idea:

Inspired by Touch's comment, here are a few more in the "difficult to remove" category ... To the ladies, props for what you must go through to put these things on :bowdown:

Well to paraphrase Emily, I can assure you, when I am seeing a lady the last thing on my mind is the phone...my focus and attention is on the lady I am meeting and who has agreed to spend her time with me. So my phone is off RG

Spending $400 on an A/C unit, getting it home....by bus.....feeling all good about myself. "Finally!" I tell myself. "Finally I can voluntarily freeze my ass off like every one else!......A busted toe, sprained ankle, and pulled muscle later I must admit defeat and accept the fact that it does not fit in any of my windows.......for fuck's sake I just want to be cold!!! Is that so much to ask for?? In Canada of all places?!

After a year of looking at her albums. I finally got to meet Claire Heavens, aka erotic Emily. She is now located downtown where I can meet her at noon. She is more beautiful and sexier then her pictures. She is a tiny girl, but shapely and sexy. And a beautiful face, gorgeous eyes and a nice big smile. She gives a relaxing massage as we chatted about her life and love of animals. And a bit about herself. The Body slides were fantastic and you can watch her gliding over your body on the wall next to the massage table. Then comes the flip where she teases you for a long time while chatting away. Then the clean up and a shower where she rinses the massage oil of you. She is a fun person to be with. I will repeat in the future. Thanks Claire. :)

Carrie :boobeyes: Moon :butt:!!! http://www.milfcarriemoon.blogspot.ca/

I'm sorry to hear this happened to you, a ladies phone should never be on during appts. Stick to reputable providers here on cerb with an established presence and lots of good reviews, us professional ladies know how to conduct ourselves in a way that is pleasurable and respectful to our clients:) Sorry to all the clients that still have to deal with this nonsense, turning your phone off is pretty basic, "escorting 101". These "providers" that still operate like this give the rest of us who try our best a bad name, and for that I am truly sorry.

I always leave my phone in another room and lower the volume so it can't be heard. Any lady who answers her phone while is session is not being very professional. With so many new ladies getting into the business (it seems every day here in Ottawa), it's not surprising this (amongst other things) is becoming a commonplace complaint from guys. How would they like it if their dentist decided to talk and text while giving them a root canal.

"Love is a feeling that in me and through me I have often called God." -Shane Koyczan, poet. Yes I believe in love. Yes sometimes love is confusing, painful, strange, short, and brutal. But I think that love is an unconditional celebration of existence- of a person, an idea, a place- anything. To love is to revel in what is, without hope or expectation that is will last in the future. And as far as I have discerned, it is one of the most important experiences in life. Call me a hippie, it's true!

Call me sentimental but I do believe in love. I just have to look at my parents who have been married close to 40 years and can see they still love and care for each other deeply. Now I know in today's world that is a bit of a rarity but it is refreshing to see also. I guess to be honest I just couldn't see myself settling down with someone unless I really truly cared for them, although I'm still relatively young and who knows how I'll feel in 10 years but right now I'm in no rush. And as for things always working out well recent experience with people I know has kind of shown when things get really rough they don't always work out. I've seen two very messy divorces recently that I guess you could say have made me realize there can be a darker side to marriage, especially during a nasty divorce. But I've also seen other couples able to work things out as well. So I still hold out some hope.

Well, hang on though. That's a bit sweeping. I think we've seen some stories posted here about guys in really tough circumstances, who have tried hard in their relationships, but sadly and reluctantly reach a point where they feel they need to look for other options. I'm certain there are people (men and women) whose eyes rove too soon, as you say, and who end up either in affairs or seeking paid companionship when they didn't have to. But I'm also certain that life is full of surprises, and the lives of others shouldn't be judged quickly. It's a grey and complicated world out there.

I don't think you need a monthly follow up. If you plan to use an sp as a reference, and your contact has been email, then save your confirmation/last date email exchange with that sp. Go find it when you need a reference, and send your request as a reply. All of the info about dates, times, who you are, etc will be within that email, which should serve as a reminder as to who you are (her own replies will show that she saw you). After an appt, you may wish to follow up with an email thanking her for her time and ask if she is reference friendly if needed. When you do contact her again, give her to time to reply to agree to serve as your reference. Keep in mind some won't reply or agree or may just not reply to the sp asking, for whatever reason, so it is a good idea to always have 2 prepared. Once you get that cleared up, provide her with the name of the escort (s) that you are planning to contact so she knows to expect request only from those sps.

Yes Peachy ... I see what you mean ...

salmon colored can be nice Additional Comments: Little black dress ;)

Personally lingerie and say make-up make no difference to me what so ever. I get that it can be part of the process for some one to feel sexy, desirable and comfortable and allows some one to get into their persona more easily but for me it doesn't matter. Though I do confess I always wear good underwear when visiting :) Peace MG

I really enjoy extended foreplay with a beautiful woman in lingerie and feeling the wetness through sheer lacy panties. Then I know it is time to take them off. :)

Maybe the lady was bored or had a cancellation and being dressed to the nines and ready for work..why not offer a deal to someone who showed interest in her earlier. Sometimes it's better making something rather than nothing...just saying..anyway I'm bored with this thread..too much speculation

... though it's not easy to find lingerie in teal.

"Life is a series of short stories pretending to be a novel." Anonymous. I've liked that one since I first heard it in my 20s, and it's only grown in truth as I've aged. We're inconsistent creatures, and the events in our lives are often disjointed and arbitrary. We try to weave them into something like a consistent narrative as we look back, but... Plus, each of us is a multitude; there are different "us"-es at play at different times, and they don't always make sense to each other.

Okay... who wants to place bets on how many offers Katrine's going to get from random guys with cameras?

Any intel on this sp? Reccos welcome!

I love the Femme fatal look.. from kiss me deadly

I love lingerie by Fauve or Masquerade. Fauve: Masquerade: I wear a specialty size so I really love having these brands that look fabulous and fit properly.

I never heard of that before that's all. They don't advertise the massage on the site. Most business owners would advertise. I thought maybe this was privately run. Posted via Mobile Device

Lovely Peachy :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: