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I know that our arrangment is as such that it is me that is here for you, an escape from your world to take you to a place of excitment and fantasy. Where you dont have to think. Where we can drown in a place of pleasure in togther. Or to seek comfort when your lonely, lost, stressed. I know that given our lives we cannot always be together when you want us to be. I understand that you have responsibilities that need to be attended to. Family, work. Please understand this for me as well. We live seperate lives. It is as it should be. I know this. I will always try to be here for you when you need me. Though its not always possible. I know it frustrates you sometimes when you are unable to reach me. Its frustrating for me as well. This double life we both lead sometimes makes meeting difficult. Be patient love, it will get better, easier. Sometimes I cannot share with you the reasons that keep me from you. That is also as it should be. In this illusion we've created unless we reach a level of trust. It does not allow me to tell you when Im hurting or sad or tired or ill. You do not come to see me for those things. You come to see me for my smile, the way my eyes light up when they search your face. You come to see me to feel my lips caress yours. To feel my hands exploring your body. To feel the gentleness of my touch. To share moments of time together to laugh, to love. To explore your dreams, your fanasies. I love being able to give that to you. To share that with you. I want to always give you the best of me. Anytime we speak. any time that we share that I am yours. If there is ever a time when I cannot give you the best of me. I will not. I do not want you to see me that way. I hope you understand. Do you realise how special it is what we share. The trust it takes in the other? The unspoken promises we've made without asking? To protect each other. To keep secrets in the moments we share. To keep each other safe. I know I trust you. I have to, to be able bring you to a place that even if its not mine. Its ours for that time. I trust you to be gentle with me and not cause me pain. You trust me to keep healthy and whole. It says alot about you, and about me to be able to do that. I's amazing xo I love that every time we see each other our connection grows, our trust grows. That the more we know each other. It just gets better and better. I dont know how to end this letter to you except to say. Until we meet or are able to meet again. I will be thinking about you. Always, Jade xoxo

Pretty much every day, I'll receive a few texts from numbers I've never seen before, just saying 'hi' or, 'hey'. I will never understand why these texts are sent. Most girls ignore them, to be honest. I occasionally will respond, saying 'Hello! If you'd like to see me, please introduce yourself and let me know what you're looking for, thanks!' other times I've said 'Hello! Who is this?', to get a response back with just a name. Like, Frank. Just Frank, nothing else. Not, Hello, this is Frank, wondering if you're available today?' I know sometimes a new client can be nervous with the first communciation. But please keep in mind, we are very happy to answer your questions, and if we accept texts (some girls state in their ads that they do not), then you are welcome to text us! But please, ask a question! Tell me what you're texting for. Because to just say 'Hi, then 'Frank', it's like pulling teeth. I'm not here to draw what you want out of you. You need to ask me, and then we can make an arrangement. I will admit, I sometimes can be a bit snarky in my responses to these texts. And i'm not a snarky person. But after the tenth 'Hey' or worse, 'hey babe', text I've received in a day, my patience may have hit it's limit. And I would hate for us not to get a chance to meet only because our texting didn't work out. Communication is key to a good encounter. Tell me who you are, and what it is you're looking for by contacting me. If you can't say more than a hello in a text, now how will we be able to talk in purrson silly!

I guess we've been spoiled by past mild winters as everyone is talking about the cold winter weather of late. When it's this cold I always worry about the defenseless-yes dogs/animals and kids. Some idiot in Saint John left her baby out in the cold, luckily the baby was okay and she was arrested and charged. Many leave their pets out in this cold without thinking and without consequence. So my plea is if anyone sees or hears anyone doing this report them and aid the needed pet or child. Nothing can survive long periods unprotected in this cold. Thank you:icon_biggrin:

I have a huge old farmhouse, like really, way too large for me here alone. There was a time when four of the five bedrooms were used every night, but those days are long in the past. I use one bedroom and when family visits the others are used and when family and friends visit it just expand outwards. I believe that the record is fifteen people here sleeping in beds with an additional eight or ten finding comfortable quarters. Not too shabby. So yes, a big old farmhouse. There is an issue however with this big old farmhouse. When it was built there was little need for closet space or storage space so in the entire house are only three very tiny closets. I suppose a hundred plus years ago everyone had only their daily work clothes and a good Sunday Go To Meetin outfit, and hey they don't take a lot of space do they. So, feeling rather bored after Christmas I thought that I might do a little renovation. You know, something to keep me occupied and perhaps even a useful something. The thought came to me - why not make a door from my bedroom into that small bedroom right beside me that is always empty and convert it into a walk in closet. Great idea I thought and the saws and hammers came out. As I approach the end of the project I find myself in a major dilemma. Isn't it odd how every single project I undertake seems to just lead into something else? The dilemma you ask? Well it is the fact that I now have a walk in closet - but how can that be a dilemma? A walk in closet, to me, means a large area in which one can hang their clothes, organize their shoes, and keep ones wearing apparel in a somewhat organized fashion. However when I look at reality, I have two pairs of shoes that I rotate and replace as they wear out, both kept in the porch by the door downstairs. I have about a half dozen sports shirts that I rotate through daily until my weekly laundry day comes around, so for a good part of the time they are stored in the laundry basket. I have two pairs of cords and a pair of jeans. I do have a pretty classy suit which only comes out for weddings. That's all folks. I am a simple man. No walk in closet needed by me! I have come to the perfect answer to my dilemma and really such a simple answer it is. A woman, I need a woman! A woman who needs a place to organize her shoes, hang her dresses, place every blouse on a hanger, have ample shelf room and still have the space to put in a full length mirror as she tries on her various choices of apparel. Oh, I have a pretty nice bathroom too. Resumes and CV's eagerly anticipated. :)

HIYA!!!! I just thought I would drop in and be nosy and see whats been doing. :) Im feeling pretty good, all thing considered. I'm still on the mend and coming along very fast. They have reduced my medication and I am ecstatic about that (I hate prescription drugs). But walking and exercise has done my back a world of good and I'm more dependent on myself. I am doing more now, getting out a lot more than I was. I even spent a lovely weekend at the Lac Lemay Resort and Casino. I love 5 star hotels and how they treat you. I'm going back soon and this time I'm staying on the VIP floors. I can hardly wait! I miss you all very much and as soon as I can, I am back in the game. Until then, everybody behave, have fun and now I'm going to go play catch-up in the forums. Take care and I'll see you soon. Chanel

I may be in the minority when I say this and some may not like what I'm about to say but some people just don't want to pay or and often think that paying for sex is just another product or service and think they can haggle with one provider if the other says no. Seeing escorts isn't a need or necessity from a basic needs standpoint but so many guys tend to think that it is and make it a point to tell ladies that they are a commodity. And from what I've heard from other SP friends that I know are telling me that now guys are asking for encounter promising to pay back the next day or regular clients asking for a discount from a discount that has already been given. So where does it end? What we're offering is a more intimate service and while I understand half hour appts serve a purpose and seem to satisfy those who offer them and the customers who endulges in them but 15 minutes? It would definitely make me a clockwatcher. I don't like the mindset of guys I've encountered who are looking for 15 mins. I'm not a fan of them and don't offer them. I'm not a blowup doll and won't be treated like one.

Are you trying to suggest that swallowing semen presents the same risk as bareback full service sex? Because if so, that is completely false and I suggest you look into actual sexual health facts before you just throw things out there like they are the truth. You can't just say that's "my two cents" about things that are not a matter of opinion.

I really enjoy doggy for the naughty, raw animalistic feel of it... And the ability for deep penetration. I find it best when it is slow too. Better to savour and enjoy the sensations with slow, long, deep strides. Faster jackhammer pumping is not always better, contrary to some popular belief (occasionally it is!). Sometimes I am a bad girl and just need to be bent over and showed who is boss. Doggy is also a perfect position to allow easy access for me to play with my clit while enjoying the cock! Double the pleasure! :) Cowgirl is also lots of fun, to be able to control the rhythm and pleasure. This is actually something that I have learned to really enjoy over the last couple years, and I continue to get better at it. I love to alternate between grinding forward and back, and then bouncing up and down. It is also another good position to play with my clit simultaneously. Cowgirl is fun because sometimes I just want to use guys as my personal sex toy! hehe! Yee haw! ;)

Your last line is your answer and the gentlemanly thing to do. You are right some of us appreciate recommendations and some prefer not to have them. Just as some gentlemen like to write them and many don't. I would think anyone would appreciate discretion and being asked before you do reco. There really is no need to be explicit if you want to recommend, unless your sp requested you to do so. Again if you feel the desire to let everyone know your encounter details discuss it with the sp and she will tell you what she is comfortable with you divulging.

What follows is a strange tale, one of love, redemption, growth and healing. It's the story of what happens when you fall in love with an escort, perhaps the most forbidden love of all. It's a long story which has not been completely written yet but I provide it in hopes that others will not make the mistakes I have made. My first. I saw her here, read her reviews. She sounded wonderful. A warm and understanding woman who would make me feel like a man again, something I had not felt in a long time. Lets call her L so as not to embarrass her. I went to see her, not because I wanted to, but because I felt I had to. My marriage is pretty good in most ways but the lack of sex was killing me. Destroying my self confidence, making me doubt my self worth. I love my wife and want nothing more than to have a physical relationship with her but for 6 years or more, nothing I did seemed to make any difference. I've never been confident in my sexuality. I always thought I didn't have much to offer a woman in that way. I'm tall and fit and I'm told I'm handsome but in the bedroom, I always felt that I fell short. That and the fact that I put sex on a pedestal. Sex was important. Sex had meaning. Sex was not for fun, sex was for relationships and having sex with a woman meant you were with her now and you had to do everything in your power to make something more out of it. I've never cheated on a partner. In spite of having been with some jealous women who would accuse and suspect me, I've been faithful. Sure, I look when I see a beautiful lady pass by but I never stray. So what happens when you take a man with low self-esteem, commitment hangups, guilt, performance anxiety, a tendency to overthink everything and not a little OCD, and put him with a woman who rocks his world? Who pleases him and lets him please her. Who pulls the best out of him, a performance he never knew he was capable of? Maybe it's just a job for her, a script, an act that is designed to make him feel that way. But it doesn't feel that way. See, it wasn't just the sex. I connected with her. I felt a huge amount of chemistry. I liked her style, her personality. Her kindness and generosity. I liked everything about her. This is where it went wrong. Guilt, desire, conflicting emotions of lust and self-loathing set in. Is it wrong? It feels right. What does it mean to me? What am I doing with my life? I'm a ball of stress. I can't sleep. I email her, and text her. She's so nice to me, responding to my craziness. Perhaps I would have been better off if she had shut me down right away but I believe she is truly a wonderful person and tried to help me as best she could. Deep down, I knew that I was going off the rails. I've only known her for an hour and a few emails and phone calls. This obsession can't be healthy I thought. I should go see someone else. So I did. And it sucked. I mean, it was sex and all but there was no connection of our personalities. I didn't like or care about her. It was mechanical and I couldn't perform to the level that I had learned I was capable of. I felt terrible. A failure as a man once again. Don't get me wrong though. She's a very nice lady who was very professional and good at her job. We just didn't connect. So I went to see L again. She had mentioned she hadn't eaten so this time I brought flowers and some nice bagels to share. And again, it was a wonderful session but afterwards, I got the feeling that she wanted me gone. Maybe she was starting to worry about my attachment. Maybe I was starting to creep her out. So I left her to eat the food I had brought and went back to my growing obsession. But here's where it gets strange. I've always had a lot of female friends. I love talking to women and hanging out with them and suddenly, I stopped thinking about L as an object of sexual desire and more like a little sister. Someone I wanted to help move a sofa or fix her computer. That's it, I swore, I was done with providers. It's not right for me to pay these nice ladies to have sex with me. I wanted to be friends with L, transition from an SP-client relationship to a normal friendship. She was so cool, I just wanted to hang out with her. She rode a motorcycle like me. We had similar tastes in food and entertainment. We both love animals. So I asked her to go for lunch with me some time, to explore it. I'd even pay her social rate. No response. She was still corresponding with me but every time I brought up the subject of meeting in real life, ignored. Eventually, all my emails started dropping into a black hole. I know now that this is a huge no-no. It never happens. Providers don't want to be your friend. Even mentioning is a huge red flag. And I understand why. Guys are creepy and scary. Not all of us but enough of us. And some of us want to try to be your boyfriend. Your pimp. Take advantage. Get some for free. It's ugly and sad but there are a lot of predators out there and women need to use all their senses to protect themselves. Fast-forward to me finally flip-flopping on seeing providers yet again. "Why am I so afraid of this?", I asked myself. I hadn't slept in two weeks. I was a wreck. I need to understand what this is and what it all means to me. So I went to see someone else. I'm going to mention her name here because I think she might have saved my life and put me on the right track. She is, the lovely, the beautiful, the awesome Miss Cleocatra. She's gorgeous but that's not why I chose her. She struck me as smart, professional, savvy, someone who might be able to help figure out why I was so conflicted. We had a great session. It was fun and I think I did alright. Certainly I had a good time and I didn't feel ashamed of myself so that's something right? We didn't have that raw chemistry though. I liked her a lot. She's great fun and easy to talk to but it wasn't love at first sight or anything weird like that. She's wise though. And clever. I really wanted to learn more about her and the industry so I asked if I could book a social hour to ask her a bunch of questions about herself and other things. I suppose I should have just watched her youtube interview but I didn't know about that. ;-) She turned me down. She was polite but firm and wasn't interested in being interviewed or analyzed or talking about her business. We bounced a couple emails back and forth but what came out of it was one fundamental question that I think might change my life. "Why can't I stop over-thinking everything and just enjoy myself? Sex can just be for fun too." Wow. What a revelation. I'm sure it's obvious for most of you here but for a small town guy of conservative religious background with self-esteem issues, it's like a bolt from the blue. Suddenly it all made sense. Why I was clingy and needy. Why girls always dumped me. Why I sucked at relationships. This year has been different. I've started doing things away from my wife. Going to the gym, snowboarding. Doing the things I like to do instead of following her around everywhere. Taking care of myself and my appearance. Maybe she'll be more attracted to me as a strong independent man, maybe she won't. But it doesn't really matter anymore. This is for me. And I feel great. I feel confident and complete and whole in myself. And I owe it to some of the ladies on this site. So what about L? I feel terrible about how this went. Perhaps it meant nothing to her, perhaps I was just another clingy guy that she had to block emails from. Business as usual. But I'm not sure. I'm a good judge of people and I really don't think that what I felt was just because of my situation. I genuinely like her and I don't like a lot of people in this world. I feel like we could truly be friends but I accept that it will never happen. I really wish her the best and I'm so grateful that she helped me through this difficult journey. So maybe some day I'll be out riding and see a cute girl riding by on her sport bike. And I'll give her a wave. And maybe, just maybe, she'll wave back.

I thought I might add that many providers do not want this sort of traffic at their incall location and preparing for a 15, 30 or 1 hour plus client is all the same. If I had a 15 minute client, I would need to have 2 people at my location that day to make up for a half hour customer and even though two 15 minute customers would bring me more money than a single half hour appt, it is often a matter of discretion rather than money on a provider's end and my incall isn't a drive thru. If I had to see a half hour client and make less money than doing two 15 minutes appt, that is what I prefer to do especially where discretion is concerned. Two half hour appts a day or even just a one hour appt will make me more than two 15 minute appts at the end of the day. I just wanted to mention this as sometimes people do not into account what we go through in terms of preparation for the client and while 15 minute appts don't work for me, if someone else offers them, that's their perogative.

Greetings all! First, thanx again for the continued good wishes, prayers and support, it is REALLY appreciated. Thought the game was won.....but the "big C" made an unexpected comeback. So, after having the "pic line" taken out last week, was called on Monday and told "not so fast go back to the plate as we need to pitch again". Basically, the bone cancer has not receded as originally thought, the chemo has probably created a delaying action. Sooooooo, back in they go. All things being equal, they will cut me again on Feb 6, using this "laser knife" to try and carve out the beast like they did with my jaw in 2011. I was told there seemed to be a glut of one-armed paper hangers, so they are going this route. I'll keep my hair this time, every grey strand. So onward and upward, always better than the alternative!!!! My posts after Feb 6 will be done by the hunt and peck method of keyboarding so will be less prolific and probably utilizing single syllables!!! Bring on the beast, let's kick it's ass. I want to be three-putting by August! Thanx again all. TL

Let's do what you want! Bring your body to me, give me the opportunity to my you my number 1... I'll give you all of me. Take you to another level of erotic massage. Nothing but an utterly upscale experience. You're a cordially invite to my lavish Downtown local or invite me to you for an outcall. We'll start with a shower for two and then proceed to my big bed for a discovery of each other in every sense. We can get in touch this weekend today now until 10pm and tomorrow 10am to 10pm. I exude a sensual, yet I'm very flirtatious . You'll always find me with a smile and extremely happy to be with you! A fun time is absolutely guaranteed. Just contact me and you'll find out. Call: 613-482-1553 Email: [email protected] Text: 613-909-8336

wondering if there may still be a place.....

I just came back from seeing dad down in Florida. One thing that came to mind, after going through the gong show at Pearson both flying out and coming back in, not to mention being in an airplane for three hours each way (probably a short flight in comparission to most) is that there are some ladies who tour, and put up with the travel hassles on a regular basis, so us gentlemen can enjoy their company. So to you ladies, for putting up with this travel hassle, whether on a very regular basis or the occasional basis, so we can enjoy the pleasure of your company, this (it seems like I'm a newbie flyer, I flew much more frequently pre 9/11) traveller gives a BIG THANK YOU. What you put up with is very much appreciated by this gentleman, along with a newfound appreciation of what you all go through So just sending an appreciative thank you to all the ladies who tour, whether I've met you, or one day will meet you ;-) RG

Yeesh, I blow the first 15 minutes teasing you ;) You see what I did there? :dncdick: xx

You can easily expect to pay a premium for that type of "service"...

First a response to the original poster's question. Searching through the recommendations for your area and checking out the web sites for sp's in your area will give you a good idea of who offers bbbj. It's not hard work ;-) As for the public health question that's been raised, Emily J is right on the money! Oral sex obviously has some risks for transmitting STI's, but swallowing semen doesn't increase them. The digestive tract is a pretty harsh environment and there's unlikely to be a tear, cut or sore allowing a virus or bacteria to cross into your body/blood stream. Instead of worrying about swallowing, the more important concern for safer oral sex is to ensure that neither partner has any sores, cuts or bleeding in their mouth or on their lips. This is also why you shouldn't brush your teeth within a half hour of engaging in oral sex. You may irritate the gums and cause bleeding which will increase the risk of bacteria or viruses crossing "into" or "out" of your body/bloodstream. The same principal applies to bare back sex (vaginal and anal). It's a higher risk sexual activity because of the potential for tears during vaginal or anal sex and therefore exposure to the bloodstream. The urinary tract of course is also a potential entry point and doesn't produce the same harsh defensive environment as the digestive tract.

You ask a worthy question zorobaby. These are the factors and experience that influence my decision when deciding to see a younger than 40 guest... 1. Unrealistic expectations of what the session will entail. Porn has skewed manys perceptions as to what is genuine sex and what is done strictly to feed a visual desire. For the younger set it seems to be about how many sog's they are going to get or they have a list of activities that need to be completed in order for them to feel they got their moneys worth. For me this approach is exhausting in the playroom, both mentally and physically and when they leave I often reflect that the money wasn't worth the energy spent for me. This trait is not exclusive to younger clients, just more prevalent. 2. Contact. Many younger men contact us with little to no respect shown for us as people. One line text and emails are an instant red flag as are the phone calls that start with "How much for a blow job?" without even introducing yourself. The civil niceties are seldom present and they do not have the awareness or understanding of what it takes to be a sex worker and that we are living, breathing human beings with feelings that need to be treated as such the same as everyone else. Their inherent attitudes of youth often mislable us as disposable or less than and that is unacceptable to us. 3. Money. If I had a nickle for every time I've heard "Is your pussy made of gold?" from a not yet grown man cub, I'd be rich. My prices aren't and never have been in the upper price range of this industry. I provide outstanding service and take pride and care in ensuring my guests are cared for above and beyond the industry norm but younger men don't understand the cost of doing business for us. Indulging in women is like any other hobby, it takes money and the younger they are the less saved pennies they have to spend on the intangibles unlike their older counterparts. All that said, I have some younger guests on my dance card who I absolutely adore. They are mature beyond their years and we are a good fit so it works. They contacted me with well articulated emails and engaged in an exchange with me that showed they were indeed the kind of client I enjoy. At that point, the age became a non issue. The younger providers often have personal reasons for staying away from their peers and that should be respected but most providers will make an exception if you approach them with the right attitude... cat

I expect that there are lots of you out there lurking, looking at ads, reading reviews, trying to screw up the courage to try this out. I'd like to share a few things I've learned and noticed so far. Perhaps some of you might decide to jump in. Much as I'd love to keep all the ladies for myself, unless I win the lottery I don't think I can bankroll the whole city. A lot of this is common sense and has been written about before but it never hurts for people to hear it again. I'm not really sure what I expected from all this. So far it seems like any assumptions I might have had have been wrong. I never expected this level of friendliness and acceptance. This place almost feels like family, like home. I watch TV. Prostitute, ------, whore, call-girl, escort, courtesan. Labels that get thrown around like darts, sticking into their targets. What do they mean? What's the image in your head? What expectations are you carrying? Understand this if nothing else. They are just women. Very real women with families and friends and lives and thoughts and hopes and dreams. You can understand that in your head but until you have the experience of meeting one of these beautiful service providers, getting to know them a bit, it's hard to get past whatever images may have been put into your mind. This is the true essence of YMMV. You can't escape it. No matter how professional a lady is, no matter how much pride she takes in her job and the quality of service, she's a human being. If you hurt her feelings, make her feel badly, treat her poorly, there is no way that she be her best with you. If you smell bad or look dirty, or haven't shaved, it's not going to be as pleasant for her so it won't be as pleasant for you. So be your best. Your best might not be that great...we're men. Maybe not as young as we used to be. Maybe not as successful with the 'real life' ladies as we'd like. But do your best to try to be the type of guy that you think a lady would like and I believe it will be appreciated. We all have different goals and expectations of what an encounter will hold for us. Communication is key. You are not a unique butterfly. Chances are she's heard the request before. She's not going to think poorly of you. She might say no but that's okay. It's not personal, it's just not the right match. She might even be able to recommend someone if you're not a douche about it. I've missed out on some experiences because I was too shy to discuss it up front. Just like not being the rude guy, don't be the shy guy either. On a more personal rather than general level, a few things surprised me in all this. I kind of expected that I might feel a bit weird thinking this lady has been with so many men but I find it doesn't bother me at all. I do prefer independents for their lower volume (I think agencies might work their girls too hard?) but not for the reasons you think. I find I really want to please them and I think that if they were too busy, they might not find as much pleasure in our encounter. I'm kind of a conservative guy and I thought I might feel sorry for them or look down on their lifestyle. If anything, the opposite it true. I think it's a wonderful way to make a living. It has it's challenges obviously and isn't for everyone but I think it's marvelous what these ladies do. I feel like I would be proud to have any one of them as a friend in real life and don't see any stigma attached to their profession at all. To be honest, I think I could easily fall in love with any number of the ladies I have met and I would be proud of their job and thrilled to walk down the street with them. Maybe it's just my own hang-ups from my up-bringing but I kind of expected this to be a little sad and pathetic so it's surprising to me that I feel the exact opposite. These women are amazing. Go forth and prosper my friends.

My Friend Phaedrus, Thank you so much for your kindness and best wishes. My injuries are relatively minor, nothing that a little TLC will not cure and be assured that TLC I have in abundance. It has been a tumultuous twenty four hours. I had no preconception of the response that would be generated. Be careful of what you wish for they say, and now I have these amazing women coming from all over the country. So much for discretion! I also had a note from Mod that he would either have to close my account or increase the size of his server to handle the increased traffic to the East coast. I am told that you don't fool with the Mod so I am concerned. The following is just one isolated little anecdote of the past day. I had a lady arrive at my door this morning. She flew into Charlottetown and asked the first person she met about where on the Island the guy lives who is building the walk in closet and he sent her right to my door. She must have paid a hefty fee for those three suitcases full of shoes! I am not sure where you heard the rumor about the room full of women's underwear. You know as well as I that quality lingerie is obscenely expensive and the more expensive it is the less there is to it and therefore it takes minimal storage room. Since I only purchase quality but have a limited budget it all fits into a shoe box under my bed. It would cost me a fortune to fill that closet with it! There is a cliché that states that clothes make the man. The heck with that, it is a walk in closet! I do believe that I have discovered a secret. Ladies please understand that I do not answer PM's that only say things such as, " How big is it?" or that start with "Hey there stud." I mean, really, if we are going to share a closet then you will understand that respectful replies will get first response. I feel a need to lay back and be fed some grapes. MN2

Cowgirl and mish because I love to kiss.... and as Emily J said....I also love a long, slow, deep stoke fuck especially with eyes locked on each other....but truly in any position ......it is awesome :)

Exactly! I am always flattered by a nice text just saying 'Hello, just wanted to say hi, love your ads', or something like that. It's the one word 'hi' texts that my post is about. A friendly hello is always welcomed :)

My friends, It is with great sadness that I must report that our esteemed friend, mrrnice2, was horribly injured earlier in what appears to have been a crowd-related incident. Most of his wounds appear to have been inflicted by multiple objects of about the size of a stiletto heel, possibly caused as he lay prone after being caught unawares in the initial crush. Investigations continue as to how he managed to become swamped by a stampeding swarm of sexy seductresses. Please join me in wishing him well for his recuperation. Phaedrus P.S. Does anyone know why he has a room full of ladies' underwear? Is there something we should be told?

I kinda feel the same way I guess, having a 15mins session implies it is all about sex, only sex, and very fast no time to savor it sex. I'm glad it's offered to those who like it that way, but I for one don't see the connection between that type of service and the word courtesan....just mho. There's a lot more than "quick, hard sex" to my sessions, even if the sex was quick and hard. ;)

I think that goes for everyone, but totally understand/agree how it would be much more of an annoyance for you ladies. How can you provide anything without knowing the wants first? :)

19 day preemie heifer calf born an hour ago and it is blistering cold, so I put her beside a forced air heater and am thawing out colostrum. Decided to put a glove on and check her momma. Fml......another calf in there. I'll wait for momma to settle down and then deliver the second calf. It is going to be a short night after a long day with another day of -29 here tomorrow.

Short summary: the general feeling from the ladies is that age is, loosely, inversely correlated with douchebaggery. Of course, this is a gross generalization, and many exceptions will exist on both sides of it. But still some ladies seem to have decided that it's easier to just exclude a certain demographic because there's too much hassle for the good business they get from it. That's their choice, of course... and to be honest, I've never got the feeling it was carved in stone if someone who was younger than their usual clientele was prepared to act like a mature gentleman. So if you see an SP advertize that she usually only meets clients over a certain age, it's probably not an insurmountable obstacle, but remember to mind your manners lest you confirm her preconceptions of your generation :)

If you use hotel rooms as incall locations, your best bet is to use only four- and five-star hotels. They will safeguard your privacy and, by extension, that of your visitors. Frivolous complaints are not looked upon favourably by the management. So, if someone were to go to, say, the Fairmont Hotel Vancouver and say that Samantha Evans is a prostitute and is using a room on the 8th floor to entertain clients, the hotel would look at the register and discover that Samantha Evans is not registered there. Has never been registered there, in fact. No one could produce an ad where she's purported to say that she's entertaining this evening at that establishment because she would never publish such a thing in an ad of her own. If someone were to produce a post from one of the other -erb boards where some helpful person noted that she's working at that particular hotel, it's still meaningless and the hotel isn't going to investigate unless there's a bigger problem. If Samantha or her guests are causing a disturbance, making a lot of noise late at night or something like that, the hotel will be concerned. They will call the room or go to the door and say that there's a complaint about noise, or whatever. People stay in hotels all the time. People take hotel rooms in the cities where they live, too. They use them to meet illicit lovers, which is perfectly legal. It's also legal to entertain a guest in a hotel room. The difficulty is when a lady entertains a sequence of male guests and that information becomes known to the hotel management. The hotel is entitled to ask anyone to leave, for any reason. Innkeeper's Acts are provincial legislation. They basically outline the terms under which an Innkeeper can ask someone to leave the premises, and those terms generally cover as wide a range as possible. It would never be a smart thing to argue with a hotel manager who asks you to leave. Seriously, though, a client is not going to report a prostitute to the hotel management because they would be implicated in anything that happens after that: anonymous complaints don't get very far. A trouble-maker may report someone to the police, but they will also have to give their personal information to the police when they do that. Then the police will have to decide whether they want to take action. If they do, they basically take a room across the hall or next door to the working lady and keep track of the traffic going in and coming out of her room. They may attempt to interview some of her guests, most of whom will not be willing to cooperate because of their own fears of exposure. It's a long, drawn-out and expensive thing for the police to be involved in and it's likely to upset other hotel guests on the same floor, so the large, 4- and 5-star hotels don't encourage it. But if you go to a No-Tell Motel... all bets are off! Your privacy and your visitors' privacy are not as secure.

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I will be organizing the next Ottawa social for both male and female CERB members in good standing on Thursday, February 7, 2013 in Ottawa. Since this is being organized by CERB members for other CERB members, please do not bother the MOD about this event. It will be held a centrally located venue in Ottawa. It will be in a reserved room of a public bar/restaurant. It will run from approximately 6:30 p.m. until closing time. There will be a variety of music played and dancing will be encouraged. There will be a limit of 60 spots available (ideally 30 gents/30 ladies), on a first-come, first-served basis to those members in good standing who have some presence on the board or in the hobby (if you have a low post count, but good rep, that's all we care about). There will be a cost for gents to attend and tickets will be available starting now. You will be able to pay by e-mail money transfer, postal money order or cash (in person). The price of the tickets will be $40. This is to cover drinks for the ladies, appetizers, door prizes and other expenses associated with organizing these events. There will be no cost to the ladies to attend, however you will have to confirm 3 days before the event that still intend on coming due to the fact we always sell out and end up with a waiting list. If you didn't get a chance last time, you will be given first priority. I am looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new ones. This is a meet and greet social event in a public venue (no hanky panky :smile:) and as with past events, expect all attendees to behave accordingly. Remember, CERB members from all across Canada (and elsewhere) are welcome to attend. If you think you might like to join us, feel free to pm and let me know. Angela of Ottawa Your humble social organizer.

Th'immortal bard dearly loved the lasses, 'tis true! But while many will gladly give the man a toast tonight, and some may be fortunate enough to hear the pipes accompanying the noble haggis into a banquet hall, I must report, sadly, that so far my offer to give a significant discount to any kilt-wearing man has received . . . no takers. Nada! My additional enticement directed to pipers and drummers? No better luck, either. What is this world coming to? Had we never lov'd sae kindly, Had we never lov'd sae blindly! Never met--or never parted, We had ne'er been broken-hearted . . . . --R. Burns, "Ae Fond Kiss"

I think the same purpose can be served by booking a half hour, paying for the half hour, but staying 15 minutes with that rush of urgency. people can design their own encounters in this way, but I don't see the point of offering a 15 minute session, or partaking of one. typically when I give out my rates for a half hour, the ones asking about 15 minutes think the rate should be half of the half hour rate. and yes, I have no doubt the majority of guys taking up this session try to get away with going overtime, like the one luxe encountered. Going overtime or insisting on not leaving until done would be the reason for booking a 15 min appt to get more for less, in other words. There are a few who really dont need much time, and I have met a couple, but even them, door to door, washing up, doing the deed, and redressing to be on their way, that is not always just 15 minutes.

Sometimes our fantasies and desires play out better in our head than in real life! Keep looking and you may find a regular provider that meets these. The Kleenex wipe while giving BBBJ is common with many Asian SP's so don't take it personally.

Great advice Cristy.......and it will be cold lke this until next week. My black lab "Buddy" is in the house, warm and happy.

The love of women and whisky would make most of us on here "Scot's" I suppose!

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...her moans fill the air, "that's it baby, that's the spot, oh,oh,ohhh"! Encouraged by her words you grasp her pliable ass cheeks in your strong hands, pulling her dripping love tunnel closer to your lashing tongue. Her hands fly to your head, "I'm close baby, you're going to make me cum". With that her body stiffens, she begins panting and grunting, and finally the first orgasm of the afternoon crashes through her trembling body. Slowly her hips cease their rocking and she loosens her death grip on your head. "Now would you mind telling me...

Jade, that was poetry. You managed to beautifully express the fragile reality of our shared liaisons. Beautiful is an apt description of your post. That was beautiful insight. Thank you for sharing with us.

This is so incredibly beautiful, Jade. It truly speaks to the multifaceted nature of our relationships... I've read your post multiple times and feel like I could have said those words myself. In fact, I've often thought them but never written them down. Thank you. You're wonderful.

I receive PMs from board members saying hi but most of them introduce themselves and let me know they aren't looking to pursue an appointment, they just wanted to say hello. I never have an issue with that. The ones that say "hi" or "hello" only are a mystery because I don't know if you want to open a dialogue on business or if it's a friendly hello. The easiest way to clarify is to introduce yourself and say why you are contacting me, then I know if I need to send you an introduction or just say hi back. It's important to remember this is our livelyhood and while we are a very friendly bunch, time is of the essence and sorting thru the waste of times to find the ones that are going to book an appointment is time consuming and frustrating if we have to painfully extract the nature of the communication. We don't mind a nice "hello" or "hi" if its couched with the reason behind it... cat

Happy Birthday Peachka! Hope you have a fantastic day!!! :D

I always wondered how you can even say hi, undress, have fun, clean up, get dressed again and be out the door in 15 minutes lol

Gord Weber is the best in the city from what I have seen.

Good luck RG, we're all with you man.

Best wishes to you and your loved ones RG !! Safe travels.

Sending you BIG hugs and best wishes on your trip....

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