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While I completely agree that being a success in our profession is all about establishing an identity and offering terrific service, and while it's also true that a lot of the free or cheap advertising sites are full of new companions who don't seem to know what they're doing, it's also true that entering this business is never easy. Most women become paid companions because they're in a significant crisis of some kind. It's extremely rare for someone to make a considered, deliberate, well-researched decision to become a prostitute. New providers usually model what they see; these days that means ads on CL and BP. When asked for advice, I often encourage women to join an agency rather than attempt to launch themselves as independent from the get-go. They'll have more security, someone else will post their ads, some kind of screening is usually in place and, most important of all, they're more likely to talk to other women in the industry. They'll also find out whether they can do the work, which is much more difficult than anyone imagines when she starts out. Unfortunately, a lot of women are in such difficult circumstances that they're not able to take good, sensible advice. They're terrified of being discovered, they hope that this is just a temporary career move and they don't want anyone to know what they've been doing, including other prostitutes and escort agencies. They make mistakes that they could have avoided. Too often, they're forced to deal with dangerous situations without any preparation ahead of time or support afterward. When I see these ads, I always worry. New companions are more easily bullied, coerced, confused and blackmailed than those of us who have been around for awhile. Their health and safety are at considerable risk. And because of their extreme isolation, the likelihood that they will get into something that they can't manage is very high.

You need to be smart enough to know when to avoid a particular client base, such as ..... 1) Men who have been burned badly by others sps, and then paints all sp's with the same brush..... 2) Those who are always looking for the cheapeast of the cheap when it comes to cost...these men usually tend to go over their said time and you will burn out quickly-and that will kill your chances of success in this business. You need to be strong enough to ensure that you avoid: 3) Clients who try and persuade you to overlook your usual restrictions... 4) Caving in to suggested rates by hobbiests...they have no idea what is to do something like this. There seems to be an 80$ trend going on right now...and that is all I am gonna say ;) MOST of the men on this board prefer quality over quanity...THANK GOD :bowdown: I would suggest CERB as the place to attract your best client base! All of the other sp's advice is very good too!!

Sometimes I wonder about some girls. It seems that every girl with a camera and bra's and panties seem to think they can be an sp. Well I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you it takes more then mostly naked pics on the internet to be an sp. An SP needs to be patient professional, and kind with a strong back bone and thick skin :) The job pretty much is to be pretty clean and nice. And I don't mean your stereotypical super modal pretty. I mean nice blouse, skirt, heels, and yes ladies blow dry and style your hair and put on make up (properly) If your're gonna charge $200/h at least make an effort to pr nice enough looking that when you look in the mirror you could almost do yourself lol It doesn't seem to be much of an issue here but you do see often girls that post a few pics of them selves then post 3or4 ads for themselves per day then get all pissed after a day or two and blast the customers for not being interested. Put some time and effort into writing. Post about rainbows and butterflies at first if you have to. I know sometimes I can get grumpy on my phones with texts and calls asking like 1000 questions lol. But luckily I've been able to draw interest through my posts and the random thoughts that pop in my head and keep an everlasting memory with my infectious smile and playful nature that people witness when they meet me. The unfortunate thing is that with the ladies that don't take this lifestyle professionally just make the rest of us look bad and the profession look bad.

Both of you are right Meag and RG. It is frustrating to see this people advertising, and trying to get clientele under a wrong impression, but as RG says at the end it all comes to the conclusion that is not just a pic in pretty lingerie what makes you an SP or MA in my case, and that is why people like us become popular and build a reputation, because we are there to deliver and cater as we promise, because we respect the gentlemen that chose us in the many ladies that there are available. These girls may have the gentlemen come to them once but will never see them again as for us, ladies that care and take this seriuos and as a proffesion with pride.. We will see many more times repeat and satisfied gentlemen ;). As they know we care for them and have respect for them as clients and as people.

This kind of gig obviously isn't for everyone and from the outside it may look simple and easy. But when you consider the fly by night types and those who become overwhelmed by what it takes to run a successful business I'd think the 80-20 rules applies meaning that maybe 20% can actually make it for any period of time. Peace MG

I know it seems as though there are many women entering this business thinking they can cut it with minimal effort to make a few bucks but it is those exact people who soon come to realize that it takes a lot of effort and many will eventually disappear once they got what they wanted financially. There is a lot of competition and those who do put the effort in and are serious about it, reap the rewards. I feel as though the trend in this business is no longer about the experience with many clients ( I'm excluding the many men of cerb here and this is just based on the types of advertising sites out there that are popular right now) and more about just getting laid. Clients are not idiots and realize the significance of having a website, nice photos and just taking the time to post on sites like this to engage customers and cultivate themselves as a professional escort. The people who don't take it seriously and just come on other sites like fly by nights are not considered competition for me. I am considered a professional and made a name for myself so I don't see them as a threat coming to take over this business. While classified advertising online may be the trend now, you will eventually see a different business model replace it in a few years. It's no different than fashion with the trends and fads that come and go every year. While most ladies here are professionals, we are also a brand despite what our job actually entails. Branding takes time but if you stick with your convictions and how you believe you should run your business, you won't have a problem. Being bothered by these fly by nights is always like having to shoo away a mosquito each and every time. They are always there but you have to learn to adapt to them. What it all comes down to is that men who hobby are looking for specific things and two of those qualities being good service and professionalism. Along with that comes with a certain etiquette of the SP and how she carries herself. These are all the traits of a professional and those who want fly by night girls or the new quick flavour on another site can have them. And while many hobbyists will take a chance, if they get burned, they won't make the same mistake twice. Take time to invest in yourself and while you may not see it now, this is what customers come to appreciate.. Professionalism by being genuine and sincere in this business has its advantages.

I'm a big fan of mapporn on Reddit. It less devious then it sounds. Just a bunch of different maps showing some statistical point. I found one on top search terms for each US state, and which also led me to this website http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search I'm a big culture nerd. I love to see how different cultures and nationalities differ and how they all come together. And I think apart from love, eating, and sleeping, sexual desires are another of human's basic instincts. However, for a variety of reasons, it's often tucked away. So imagine my excitement when I saw a website dedicated to the top 10 porn related searches for many countries! (Some were omitted for lack of data). Stuff I found particularly interesting: - Surroundings play a massive role in sexual interests. In Southern US states, black porn was especially popular. In states with a high Asian population, Asian porn was highly sought after. This holds true in other countries. From France, I discovered the word Beurette. Supposedly means North African woman, usually used in slang used for really attractive North African women. China's top searches mainly consisted of racial interests. Ex. Japanese, Chinese, etc. Searches in Southern and central Africa centered among black women, while Middle Eastern searches focused on women from the same race. - Gay porn searches neared the top or were more commonly found in countries that seemed more repressed. Iran, Pakistan, Palestine. - There were some very unusual stuff, like South Korea dedicating two of the top 10 searches for poop, Syria's scat fetish made it to number 9. Also rape came up in the subcontinent, which was...interesting. Incest related porn (sister) came up for Palestine. - Porn seems to transcend political divides. To be blunt about it, boobs are boobs. And it seems that some places like the erotic content of their political enemies. Ex. Israel's top searches included two Arab related contents. - And this being Canada, here are Canada's top porn searches 1) Asian 2) Teen 3) Milf 4) Compilation 5) Massage 6) pov 7) Hentai 8 ) Anal 9) Indian 10) College - United States' top searches were 1) milf 2) teen (Matches Canada) 3) college 4) creampie 5) massage (Matches Canada) 6) Asian 7) pov 8 ) Amateur 9) Compilation 10) Anal

I'm a bit taken aback. I hadn't noticed that I was near 2,000 posts. I hadn't paid much attention to how many posts I'd written. Still, in life the milestones that end in zeros do give me pause. I've been a member of CERB for just over four years, with a couple of hiatuses. I've learned more here than anywhere about my profession, my colleagues and the gentlemen who honour me with their support, company and friendship. Participating in this board and our serious as well as playful discussions is a priceless part of my working life. Even when I feel dismayed, annoyed or saddened by some of the things we talk about, every day I also read things that lift my heart and restore my faith in humankind. I'm pleased to contribute to this community. Knowing that I have your faith and respect is deeply moving and I am grateful to you all. Thank YOU, everyone!

I lovelovelove that moment, when I can tell he's about to release...that's when my eyes don't move from yours, and I watch as your face erupts with pleasure while your cock erupts in my mouth... HOT. :D Oh wait...am I supposed to post about my own orgasm intensity? Mmmmm, always with cock on the brain... ;)

I tend to have rather intense orgasms, especially of they are multiple. I don't think I'm necessarily a screamer...maybe when I use my hitachi But I'm a French swearer, giggle when I come :)

While I agree 100% with what has been written here so far, it makes me think back to my beginning days of advertising. I have come long way from the first ad I wrote, to the style I have developed now. It was a learning experience that is for sure! When I see an ad that has the little "i" and words like...call me anytime...with no personality being offered to the reader, then right away I know this is an unexperienced SP who has not yet developed her on line personality. Some of us catch on to that, other's do not. The ones who do not, tend not to do well as most hobbyist are seeking an experienced provider. And it does show a level of self respect to have ads and pics that are not appearing to advertising a piece of meet from a grocery store, lol... I think back, and I remember my some of my first ads, they were boring, spelling mistakes galore, but always were written with a bit of flair. My pics had come along way too, but I am artistically inclined so I did not struggle so much with that aspect of it. I think my first ad here was something like " hello gentlemen, i am in fredericton avail for romantic encounters, call me or email me" hahahhahahaha, I laugh thinking of it! I just did not understand at that time that how I write and present myself is key to getting the fellas interested enough to make the first contact with me. It was just this last year I figured out to add color, format and fonts to my ads, lol...like this:) hahaha so I guess my point is, that we can create, develop and evolve into our on line personality, and for some it takes time to learn. I mean, there are those who will not change or be inspired to create a lasting impression, and those ladies tend not to do well...but with some inspiration and encouragement some will catch on and really develop into a great on line persona:) Nothing comes easy, you need to put effort into it! If you are willing to that then you probably will do great:) If not, then sadly you will be overlooked and left behind;( Everyone has a starting point!

Kudos to Mr Green for suggesting the 20/80 principle. It's one of those unwritten rules of most business ventures - only 1 out of every 5 businesses that opens will last a single year within any market. Those that do survive have to fight tooth and nail to maintain their fair market share against established businesses and new start ups. The most successful businesses never rest on their laurels. They innovate, they advertise, they research, they re-brand, ... they do everything within their collective powers to achieve success. This business is no different than any other in that regard. Those of us on both sides of the business who have maintained an eye on the providers list have seen countless beautiful young women enter with a splash and then fade into obscurity. That fading comes with a myriad of reasons but the most common is the inability to run a successful business in a market dominated by savvy business professionals. The best in the business know how to grow a clientele while maintaining their existing customer base. They know how to reach their target audience. If you can take it down to bare bones, think of it this way: Everyone can make a bacon sandwich. The best sandwich makers will be able to convince you that their sandwich is more appealing, more delicious, better made and a much better value regardless of the price you have to pay. The business models for this industry can be translated to or from any service industry. McDonalds sells you a better burger, Tim Hortons serves you a better coffee, Cineplex offers you better movies, etc. Their success is based on the fact that they are able to convince the masses that not only is their product is superior but their service, that intangible element that can't be quantified, is impeccable. The best SPs/MAs understand the basic principles and apply them diligently. The ones that don't succeed are the ones that fail to recognize this as a business, and a business that can be lucrative if a successful business plan is utilized. Heady stuff for a middle of the night post... but useful in the right hands!

27. Alternatives to the Bacon Sandwich I was insensitive. I forgot that many providers have religious convictions that may prevent them from providing bacon sandwiches at their incall locations. Alternatives, well. Hmmm. Do you have a friend that might make bacon sandwiches that you could call? That'd work. Steak sandwiches are nice. With caramelized onions and mushrooms, on a soft bun, meat cooked medium rare with a dollop of horseradish mayonnaise. I like that too. Not as much as bacon sandwiches, but if you make up for it by putting a little more effort on the plate, like a sprig of parsley and a few cherry tomatoes, it is almost as good. Vegetarians. Hmmm. I never considered you either. Listen. If you have a friend that will make you bacon sandwiches and put it in a nice sealed thermal bag, I might just take that to go at the end of our encounter. Or you could make butter tarts. I like butter tarts. The butter tart to bacon sandwich equivalency ratio is approximately 12.8 to 1, but I would take an even dozen and call it a deal. Vegans. You are going to make my life difficult. Anything in your fridge will probably make me feign a polite smile and rub my tummy indicating that I am already full. I don't believe that there is a vegan equivalent to any of the aforementioned sandwiches or buttery confections. You might want to consider a new profession... or.... you could offer duos with a bacon lady... that'd work! Just sayin'. 28. The Negotiator You enter a restaurant. Your brain is like Rain Man. You know that you will only eat 84% of your hamburger, 67% of your fries, 92% of your coleslaw and drink 96 % of your coffee. Waste not, want not. You speak to the manager of your restaurant. You ask what the hamburger platter costs replete with a steaming cup of coffee. He quotes you a price, of $10.17, taxes in and excluding gratuity. You balk. You counter offer at $7.82 including gratuity, insisting that the amount of time spent at the table will be less than 14 minutes if the service of the meal comes within 2.4 minutes of your arrival thus allowing the restaurant to serve more customers per hour. You ask to only be served 84% of a hamburger, 18 of the standard 27 french fries, 4.6 ounces of coleslaw and 7.68 ounces of coffee. This seems perfectly reasonable. To. You. The manager politely asks you to leave. Now. GTFO. You get a bit snippy and threaten not to darken his door ever again. He raises an eyebrow, gives his head a slight nod indicating the direction of the door. You see that your negotiating skills have missed their mark on this savvy proprietor. You don't eat that day. The same holds true in the provider world. When the pretty lady says that she offers 1 hour, 2 hour, 4 hour and 8 hour encounters with specific prices attached thereto, you should understand that those are the time allotments and prices that are NON negotiable. You can't get 84% of a BJ. This is a luxury service and frankly, you have an alternative - you can seek someone else with a cheaper rate and more suitable time frames BUT you have to understand. A Camaro is not a Ferrari. A Pinto is not a Benz. A Lada is not a Rolls Royce. You may end up at the same destination with all six, but you know that the ride won't be as smooth and certainly not as memorable. 29. I love you vs I LOVE YOU. Alotta Fagina. Ohhhhhhhh my GOD. Alotta. Fagina. I have seen her like ummmm.... 25 times in the past two months. She is my muse. She makes me happy. She fills my heart with joy. She is perfect. Good heavens. I love her. No. I love bacon sandwiches. I LOVE HER. With all my heart. I LOVE her. She must love me. She must LOVE me. We have had sex like 25 times in the last two months. That's what... 24 more times than I had all of last year with my ex-girlfriend. Granted she was in a coma for 11 of those months, but that's semantics. I LOVE Alotta Fagina. She LOVES me. We will move in together. We can have an island, small at first, like one that holds up the centre support of a train bridge but in time we will have an island in the Caribbean. When I win the lotto. I have a plan. I will make her the happiest woman on the face of the planet. She has made me the happiest man on the face of the planet. <THWACK> WTF! I was expressing my true love, my undying affection. We are in love. <THWACK> Okay, please stop that. I know you are jealous of our deep spiritual connection. You could not possibly understand how much we LOVE one another. <THWACK> Now that hurt. Why did you use a baseball bat? I may have a contusion. Look, just look... you left a mark. How can I explain this to the epicentre of my universe, the apple of my eye... I know, I will say I was defending her honour. That will make her UBER love me even more than she ultra loves me now. This is a dangerous game. You may have affection for providers and providers may have affection for us. That's a natural bond that comes with spending time together but never confuse love for LOVE. You have a paid relationship with a provider that is mutually beneficial, and over time that may make you much closer. I am not saying that it's IMPOSSIBLE that LOVE will blossom, but the most basic principle is that you will find an amazing person to spend your time and money with... and that's the premise that you must keep in mind. Love your provider, respect your provider but when you feel the emotions welling up within you, take a break from your provider and take stock. It might be best for everyone! ... i'm sure that there will be more....

I does make the whole profession much more difficult to work in, because everyone is worried that the sp is into bait and switch, or she's gonna show up in sweat pants and construction boots to see you. Because there are girls out there that have sexy pics and will do a call wearing crap. For those of us that take the time to get dressed up, pamper ourselves and take the time to see you, it is aggrevating when these others think that its easy to be an sp.

I really hope to change your mind So please listen to my plea Rumour has it SPs from my city Offer full service BB Which means they use no condom When letting clients 'in' You all know in this business That's a major mortal sin We must keep one another safe It's the only thing we've got So by accepting this behaviour You're worse off than I thought No amount of cash you've got Will convince me to sex bare If you ever try and do it I'll crush your balls I swear Paid sex can't be unprotected Your dick could get infected So for those of us who don't And no matter what we won't Are the ones you need to see To remain STD free

To be honest, the first thing that catches my attention is the pics that are linked to the posting, however, I have also gone and met with a lady solely based on her wittiness and personality that rings through her ad. Sacha is the first that comes to mind for this. Her pics do not reveal very much about her and I likely would never have gone to see her, but I always click on her postings because of the humour she uses. Because of this, I wanted to get to see the woman behind the humour and I was glad that I did as I had a great experience. For the same reason, I am looking forward to meeting Emily J., Cleo Catra, and Red Seductress at some point soon. Though these ladies do have hot pics as well, it is their ads that always catch my attention and have me looking forward to a possible meeting. So, to answer your question, I think that the words in the ad do play an important role in attracting clients. MM

Holy. Mother. Of. God.

You really can't go wrong with these 2 renowned artists of the fellationistic period (yes, I just went to the trouble of making up a whole new word just for them. That's how good they are). Either seperately or together! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=32388&highlight=cleo (I haven't had the guts to try 'em out together yet...but I can only imagine!) Additional Comments: Others I have had great oral experiences with are: Redseductress. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=57866 This orally inclined lady honestly and truly loves giving head. And as Sara said, loving what you do is the key to doing it great! Rave recommendations about her oral skills can be found here, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6643 And Malika Fantasy http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=50296. She's based in Toronto but visits Ottawa frequently. Only ever had the opportunity to see her once but it's a memory that has stuck with me! Wicked oral skills! Definitely plan to see her again on her next trip should my schedule allow for it this time. Recommendations, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=19132&highlight=malika She also does duos with SaraMQ http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=48655&highlight=sara

So many good points have been made, but a comment made concerning competion is one I don't understand. In this business there will always be someone prettier, slimmer, better built, smarter, funnier, more talented than me, you and her. But that doesn't make them competition it just makes them those things. No one can compete with anyone in this business as they'll never have what you have, what I have or what the next girl has and to get that- they-the gentleman has to visit with you, me or her. I can't understand looking at it any other way. Now there are some men who measure our worth by the size of our breasts or the beauty of our faces,ect,ect and they may compare but schmmmoosh to them, thats superficial, opinionated and plain stupid, jmo. If they are going to jump at the first girl that causes their eyes to bulge without doing any further investigations thats their mistake. It does take alot to be an sp but the biggest thing and one that should be first and formost is the sisterhood of it all, women sticking together, wanting to help each other and being supportive.We can all become great, beautiful, talented and in demand sp's if we stick together, advise, educate and promote oneanother. It is that simple.:biggrin:

Lee, I remember you bribing the photographer to destroy the pictures. Fortunately, however, I had previously bribed him with a bacon sandwich to give me a copy. And yes, you do look fat... this is, after all, the world famous FB-BBM agency, and we have standards to maintain! Aaaanyway... you may have been wondering why our friend Hfxandy wasn't in the last update? Well, he'd been away, and had a hard time getting back. First, he had to find his truck... ...and then make sure it had enough gas... The driving got pretty hard at times, and we weren't sure if he was going to make it... ...I mean, we REALLY weren't sure! And the navigation was tricky at times. But... he made it eventually And best of all, he brought us something that we've never had at BBM Towers before. He brought.... interns! So, Samantha, that explains this sudden burst of activity from the BBM-cave - unfortunately the squirrels weren't up to working the treadmill to make our computers work, but the interns have done a marvelous job which has allowed us to get back in touch with the outside world (although I regret to announce that the cost in bacon sandwiches has been immense; so much so, alas, that I didn't have any left to bribe the photographer to give me any more of Lee's photoshoot). And we're so glad that you'll be coming to visit that we've now put the interns to work smartening the place up so that it'll all be ready for the arrival of your magnificent self, plus whatever assorted man-slaves you've required to pull your sled to get here. Actually, if you don't mind, we have a job or two for them lined up as well...

Getting a really nice new hairstyle and feeling like a lamb in the spring!!

Who to see...well that is very much a personal decision decided on who peaks your interest Here are Ottawa ladies I have met and had wonderful encounters with. Meg For Fun Angela Of Ottawa Mia Bella (not sure if she is retired) Alexandra Sky Isabella Gia and if an erotic massage is something you'd like to try give Megan (Megan's Touch) a call There are other Ottawa ladies that are highly recommended but I have yet to meet them Just mentioning the Ottawa ladies I have seen RG

Hi all. Many thanks to all the beautiful ladies that post in and read these threads. As well, many thanks to the members posting their recommendations. I have been a casual reader/lurker for a few years, and I think it's time for me to get down to the brass tacks. I am looking for a lady that gives AMAZING blow jobs. I am talking about the type of experience that rolls my eyes back, and makes me forget to even breathe. I like long, slow, sensual, DEEP, eye-contact BJs with lots of play in "other" areas. I like it when a girl's attention is fully on me - not on the clock, her next appointment, the weather, local sports scores, etc. I am looking for something transcendent. I can assure the lady that full maintenance will be performed, that I will be squeaky clean, and that I will be INCREDIBLY appreciative of the act in question. I know that there are a few notable experts in the provision of said acts, but I would like to hear from the ladies themselves, and other patrons for their advice. Please help a guy in finding what he wants! Thank you!

Tonight I would like to honour, no, honour is not enough. I would like to DEIFY the Goddess known to us all as Samantha Evans. Tonight, Samantha reached a milestone - her 2000th post. Rarely do you see a person that has such incredible insight, such amazing knowledge and such a wonderful way of conveying her thoughts into prose. Samantha is, without a doubt, one of the finest people I have ever encountered; I am proud to say that she is a dear friend and even prouder to say that I love her like a family member and even more than bacon sandwiches.

Two factors the first being physical. If there is a lot of build up, teasing, and maybe even holding back one or two times, then when I finally cum, it tends to be more intense. The other is the level of intimacy of the person I am with. If I really click with the person I am with, if we are totally in synch, then the orgasms tend to be really intense. If the two of us are cumming at the same time, even moreso. Of course it is the situation that plays the biggest role, and surprisingly I may not have to be having actual sex with the person that is the stimulus. I do recall one time in a group session when this happened. I was actually having sex with one person. I was paying attention to her, and of course all that was going on around me. Another lady, and frequent partner, who I am very compatible with, and with who I have shared some incredible intimate moments, was having sex almost right beside us. I looked over and she was enjoying herself, but was also looking at what I was doing with my partner of the moment. Our eyes locked, and the look on her face, let me know she was turned on by what was happening. It was a sharing of an intimate moment by just a glance. It sent me right over the edge into an incredibly intense orgasm, that I could not hold back. It was incredibly hot. I was turned on and excited by the person I was actually having sex with, but the sharing of that glance with the second person just made it that more memorable and intense.

Congratulations, Samantha!! Your posts are always most appreciated!

Well done Samantha! I always become more enlightened after reading your posts. You have a gift. :)

Congratulations Samantha on reaching 2000 posts!!! :D

And shave them nuts son. Ain't nobody like sucking on no hairy shit.

Cleo and Sara, you were the first two beauties that "came" to mind... lol

How sad my western Sunny friend, That you have to see this prob, Cuz every client ought to end, With a rubber on his knob. To think, it's just a simple thing, Latex protects your life, An STD is not a thing to bring, to your lover... or your wife. Oh Soleil, she's a mystic, Think upon the words she said, Would you rather wrap your dipstick, Or be diseased, deformed, or dead?

Pk rain. Very easy going..

Good thread Serena. It is a very special lady who can see a gentleman, for the very first time, and as cliche as it sounds, give of herself body mind and soul. And for those professional companions who provide escapes for us gentlemen you have, well speaking for myself, my appreciation and gratitude. The value of the encounter far exceeds the donation asked for. And it certainly isn't a profession every woman can do I do take issue with your last line though Serena. The ladies who don't take this lifestyle seriously or professionally don't make the rest of you professional companions look bad. They only make themselves look bad and at least for me make my encounters with professional companions all the more special and appreciated A rambling RG

i wanna make your dreams your reality :smile: Hey guys, I am a sensual, happy, sexy french 20 years old cutie, 5ft5 tall, green eyes, black hair, 34 D, 120 pounds, soft tanned skin! I love my job and I am looking forward to meet all of you really soon... I just cannot get enough :wink: I am available: friday from 10pm til 11 pm saturday from 9am til 9pm sunday from off http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6259 I workat a beautifulspa in the west end of ottawa and we have nice in room showers and a hot tub for you and I to enjoy :lovers: I offer amazing full body relaxation massage relieving your stress and tensions in your shoulders, taking away any pain in your back and ending with an explosion of FULL body relaxtion. slippery body slides work out of a clean, safe enviroment showers in everyroom that we can take advantage , lets get bubbly together.

New Website: www.angelstouchmassage.ca with pics and schedule Saturday Maya 10-9 aka "MidnightMaya" Kelly 10-4 aka "Kelly2010" Jennie 10-9 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Taylor 3:30-9 aka "Taylor_xo" Sunday Maya 10-9 aka "MidnightMaya" Jennie 10-9 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Lexi 10-9 aka "Sexy Lexi" Monday Lexi 10-5:30 aka "Sexy Lexi" Crystal 10-4 aka "Crystal" Taylor 10-7 aka "Taylor_xo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "MidnightMaya" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Tuesday Crystal 10-4 aka "Crystal" Tiffany 10-7 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Taylor 3:30-11 aka "Taylor_xo" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Wednesday Crystal 10-4 aka "Crystal" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Tiffany 10-4 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Nicky 3:30-11 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Taylor 3:30-11 aka "Taylor_xo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "MidnightMaya" Thursday Crystal 10-4 aka "Crystal" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Nicky 10-7 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Maya 3:30-11 aka "MidnightMaya" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Taylor 3:30-11 aka "Taylor_xo" Friday Crystal 10-5:30 aka "Crystal" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Tiffany 10-4 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Maya 3:30-11 aka "MidnightMaya" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Saturday Maya 10-9 aka "MidnightMaya" Kelly 10-4 aka "Kelly2010" Taylor 10-4:30 aka "Taylor_xo" Charlie 3:30-9 aka "Traveling Charlie" Tiffany 4-9 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Sunday Maya 10-9 aka "MidnightMaya" Hannah 10-9 aka "Hannahxo" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Lexi 3:30-9 aka "Sexy Lexi" Tiffany 4-9 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO"

Add, clean hands, finger nails and mouth after the dip stick test!

Hello my dear, What would happen if you spoke to your wife about your desire to hobby? You say thay you don't think it would be a deal breaker if you were to get caught is there some way to broach the subject and see her reaction? Would you be able to embrace your partner seeing other lovers as well? If you wish pm me and I'll give you a great list of resources for people who are interested in opening up the scope of their relationships. My thoughts are with you, you are dealing with a difficult choice. Kay

Handy 4 step method to tell if you're clean enough for your date. 1) Lick your finger. 2) Rub it around your bunghole. 3) Lick your finger again. 4) Does it taste like shit? - Yes: Get in the shower and wash yo ass boy. You nasty! Go to step 1. - No: You're ready! :-D

I didn't forget her, she and I have yet to meet in person but I am so looking foward to when we do get together I only listed those Ottawa ladies I have met in person, not the ladies I want to meet but just haven't had the chance yet RG

I don't want to enter into this debate/discussion because I have extensively studied the psychology of selling and I can go way off on modern media and their manipulation of minds. Unfortunately, Old Dog the majority of people don't have the good sense that you think should be there. My daughter is four and unfortunately does not have the sense to realize that little girls don't have to look like princesses and barbies. Sadly they get trapped before they even know it. Not long ago my daughter came out of her play room dressed up like a princess and said, "I wish my hair was yellow (blonde) then I would be prettier". I almost cried and I'm not afraid to admit it. For her to mature through out her life under constant bombardment from all sides and come out whole on the other side will be difficult. I love to see anything that places value on the beauty that is all our own uniqueness. Thanks Emily J for the wonderful thread and points. Stay beautiful everyone (men included).

25. The Incall. You finally get your greatest wish. Today's the day you are seeing Alotta Fagina. Sweet Jeebus. You have abstained from fondling your manly bits for 26 hours in anticipation of this glorious event, beating your old record by ... umm... pretty much 26 hours. Man you love your wiener. You have followed all posted rules and etiquette. You booked your appointment by her preferred method of contact, you have the envelope containing the exact amount for your encounter, you have groomed yourself, you smell good, you feel healthy... heck you even went to Alotta's website and purchased a gift card for her from her favourite vendor, Magical Walid's House of Middle Eastern Cheese. You are soooooo good to go. You arrive at the destination five minutes before your appointment and knock on her door at precisely 2:00 pm. You sir, are a rock star. You enter her home. You are now stepping foot into Villa Fagina. It's beautiful. Tastefully decorated, the house is a testament to the woman that you have lusted after since joining CERB. Uh oh. Nerves. You know what happens when the nerves hit. Pee pee. You must make a pee pee. Maintaining your suave demeanour, you saunter over to Alotta and say in your sexiest voice, "Alotta, my glamourous minx, purveyor of pleasures of the flesh, my near naked nymph. I gotta pee. Where's the potty?" Alotta directs you to your destination. You enter the bathroom and come face to face with your personal demon. Her medicine cabinet. What to do. I KNEW I should have read that whole thread. If I open her cabinet, will I be struck down with penis cooties??? Good GODS... what would Old Dog do??? Empowered by his love for the super friends, a spectral image of Old Dog appears straight from his crystal cavern in the depths of downtown Ottawa: You hear an awesomely wicked voice saying, "Open that cabinet and I will give you penis cooties. Use your head. Be a happy hobbyist. Respect her privacy. Oh... and remember to wash your hands really well and put that seat back down after you flush." It's not rocket science. You are at her place of business for a very good reason. That reason is not to invade her privacy - follow her to her boudoir and be happy. Alotta Fagina has given you access to her sensuality, not her stuff. 26. Serial Texting You want to see her. She is soooooooooooooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOooooo freakin' HAWT. You have everything prepared. You think, "I'm gonna get laid tonight, I'm gonna get laid tonight." You do a happy dance. It's a little disconcerting. Even to you. You stop and vow never to repeat the "anticipating getting laid" dance again. You see she accepts texts. So that's what you do. You: Hey BB (1:39 pm) Her: Oh, hi. (1:41 pm) You: Hey BB (1:42 pm) Her: Oh, Hi again. (1:44 pm) You: Hey BB (1:45 pm) Her: Ummm, Hi again, again. (1:49 pm) You: Hey BB, yer pretty. (1:50 pm) Her: Ummm thanks. (1:55 pm) You: Yer pretty. I have a boner. (1:56 pm) Her: Ummmmm, that's nice. Is there a point you are trying to make. (2:10 pm) You: Yer pretty, I still have a boner. (2:11 pm) Her: Okay. It's nice that that happens for you. Do I know you? (2:42 pm) You: Hey BB. My boner is still there. You have nice boobs. (2:43 pm) Her: I do have nice boobs. Thank you. (3:20 pm) You: I lost my boner but got another one. I like your boobs alot. (3:21 pm) Her: That's really, umm, nice of you to say. You know "alot" is actually two words. Was there something that you needed to ask? (4:12 pm) You: I lost my second boner but got another one again. Yer HAWT. You have a great ass. (4:13 pm) Her: Oh thanks again. Will you please stop sending me texts? (5:22 pm) You: I have my fourth boner. (5:23 pm) You: Why won't you ANSWER me? (5:28 pm) You: You are a boner killer. Wait. It's okay. Number 5 just happened. Please answer. (5:33 pm) You: Hey BB (5:38 pm) You: Hey BB (5:43 pm) You: Hey BB (5:51 pm) You: Hey BB, my boner feels weird. (5:53 pm) You: Hey BB, my boner just collapsed in on itself. (5:56 pm) You: Hey BB, the cat just ate my boner. (5:58 pm) You: Bitch, you ruined my life. (6:01 pm) You: On the upside, I have a mangina now. I am going to steal all your business. (6:02 pm) You: On the downside, my mangina is not feeling that great. I hate you. (6:03 pm) You: Answer ME! (6:04 pm) You: You used your super powers didn't you? (6:05 pm) You: My tummy feels weird. Did you give me some kind of virus? (6:06 pm) You: Dammit. All I want to do is listen the Celine Dion now. (6:07 pm) You: You did this. (6:08pm) You: I'm sorry (6:09 pm) You: This is my last text to you. (6:10 pm) You: No, this is my last text. (6:11 pm) You: :( There we have it. Serial texters get penis cooties and listen to Celine Dion. It's a true fact, as witnessed above.

Well, since we haven't heard from OD yet today, a contribution from me... 23. Face Pics So, you've done your research. You've stumbled across Alotta Fagina's albums, and had a good look. She has awesome abs, beautiful buttocks, heavenly hair, luscious legs, and tantalizing titties. But... there's no pics of her face! And she won't send you any, even though you asked soooo nicely! And now she's pissed at you for even asking! What's up with that? What's she hiding? Does she have especially luxuriant nose-hair? Could it be that Fagina is actually her married name, and she's actually Cyrano de Bergerac's less-good-looking sister? Perhaps she's a part-time clairvoyant, and all that stuff about the third eye isn't actually an over-used metaphor but IS REALLY TRUE? Nope. Sorry. Rest assured that Alotta takes just as much care of everything above the neck as all the things below there that you've already admired so much. But... perhaps she has another job somewhere, and doesn't want her colleagues knowing of her current occupation. Perhaps she might want some other career in the future, and would prefer that her dalliances with you not come up in an interview. Perhaps the rest of the extended Fagina clan would look upon her with jaundiced eye if they knew. Or perhaps some of her friends may be less than understanding. There are many good reasons why Alotta may find it prudent to maintain her public anonymity, for the moment. Perhaps she'll change her mind at some point; perhaps not. But that's her decision, to be made without pressure from you. And it's a BIG decision; once the cat's out of the bag, you never know where those pics are, or who's got them on a hard drive somewhere, or where they might re-surface at the most inopportune moment. So, please: respect her choice to remain somewhat anonymous. If you want to see her face, book a meeting and all will be revealed soon enough.

While I believe that everyone has the right to religious freedom, I don't believe it gives them the right to ring my doorbell whenever they feel like it! Not only ring it once but three times and when I don't answer, leaving leaflets on my step. If I had the inclination to join their church, I know where to find it.

Really? Why not just go where its offered. Why encourage these places to do suggestive advertising and reward them with your business? They do or they don't, this one doesn't. The one on Valour doesn't even do the massages herself, yets posts suggestive pictures of herself for advertising. Even when contacted she doesn't mention she does not do the massage. If you want to be teased and leave with a swollen sack, have at these places but they are what they are.

same as above, the words in the title don't really do too much for me. Much more interested in the person sounding intelligent and can get her message across. I will say i do like witty ones, such as Emily J, Isabella Gia, Gabriella and Nathalie's...def get my attention, all come across as funny and smart.

There are 4 types of lovers, the positive one that screams out "Yes Yes Yes" all the time. Then you have the Negative one that screams "No No Oh No" all the time. Now there is the religious type that screams "Oh my god, Oh my god" And finally the faking type "Oh Lee Richard, Oh Lee Richard". Ok! the last one was a joke.lol

Was there an older lady who worked at Maureens, I believe her name was Joanne? Does anyone know where she might be?

I'm going to try really hard to keep this within if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all. As a woman she has the choice to do whatever she wants. If that involves escorting that means she still has free will and choice. Just because somebody sells their body for sex doesn't mean that they are available for anyone with cash or involved in some sort of sexual slavery. For a lot of women on CERB its not all about money. That's what makes them top notch escorts. I find your statement really disturbing. Posted via Mobile Device