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When someone helps out another when in need ! That always always makes my day :) Kindness like a boomerang...always returns...

I am noticing more and more clients that simply refuse to wear a condom for FS. They say "it doesn't work", try to take it off and say "just let me slip it in for a sec". It infuriates me. I just left a client balling. I am still crying. He is a high ranking executive with the local health authority. I mean really? He does not know me from a hole in the wall. He knows I work as an escort and he is willing to take a risk like that? Just came back from a country that is rife with disease. I have no idea of his history. The fact that he would even want to take a risk like this with me. In all my years of working in this industry, I have never had to deal with so many people who for whatever reason think that they should not have to use a condom. I would never offer this service, yet they just assume because I am a whore I will accept this type of treatment. This is MY BODY. It is my temple. I have people that love and cherish me. I may not love myself, but they do. Why do they do this?:icon_frown:

My champion standard poodle gave birth to nine beautiful puppies on March 10th. Juno, a brown girl, will be coming home to us at the beginning of May. Here she is, three weeks old:

Of course, there are good ways to manscape, and... less good ways. For gentlemen of strong constitution, or ladies of sadistic disposition... read on!

Car dealerships, I thought we -sp's-were the only ones that are supposed to get paid for screwing people!!

People that don't pick up after their dogs!!! Hate that especially those that do then throw the bag of poo to the side, so lazy!

Guilty....gone to the grocery store numerous times with pajama pants

It truly is a crapshoot and the house usually wins. BTW, you are not the house. In Ottawa, you pay more, and get less.Patience is a virtue, as you'll have to wait for that golden egg. Yes, Asian ladies are very feminine and delicate, just not the left overs that Ottawa gets. Stereo type mode: Chinese will tend to be service oriented, Korean are prettier, but thinks that they are some sort of princess, with very few exception. Advertised age is grossly understated by a decade or two. Body is good, face isn't If gambling isn't your thing, let the season guys do a TOFTT and report back. We usually have troopers here who would sacrifice themselves for the team. CH, Curiousm ... Just to name a few. Lots of troopers ... We're givers ;)

I like for the people I am spending time with to dress how they would normally dress given the day and time of our encounter. I will never ask you how to dress for our date and I expect the same in return. It is about being comfortable and giving off a great first(or second) impression. If your worried about standing out, take the environment that you will be visiting and dress to fit blend in.

In light of a recent post concerning a member going through the toughest part of life-losing a loved one. I thought I would start a thread that hopefully will help those of us going through or who have gone through the grieving process. I realize this is a tough and personal subject as we all grieve differently but in the hopes that this thread will bring comfort to some I ask you to share your ways of getting through the grieving process. In my time of need I wrote alot of poetry, went on alot on very long walks, talked alot to friends, family, to anyone who would listen. I just tried to keep busy because when I found myself alone or still I would feel to much pain. This thread is meant to support those who have lost a loved one-human or pet-love is love.

There have been a number of threads on this topic and the general consensus is that everyone is an individual. There are some hobbyists that would not be able to have a date without it because it adds so much to the time spent with the other person. This happens a lot with those people who have established a wonderful relationship with their SP/MA. There are those who will do it depending on the connection they feel with their SP/MA. No connection equals no kissing although there might be other intimacies such as soft touches or cuddling. Then there are those who just aren't into it for whatever reason...I've heard I don't enjoy it, I feel that's too intimate, want to keep things more professional etc. It really depends on the man/woman and their SP/MA. Relationships, sex and intimacy are such dynamic energies that you just never know what could happen in any given moment! I for one say YES PLEASE! lol but only if the gentleman in question enjoys that sort of thing.

For those in the Ottawa area we do offer this service at the FB BBM lodge there Pick your favorite number....Old Dog is in charge of numbers 1 - 9 cause that is the extent of his counting abilities Phaedrus will take it from there from 10 to 11 and then Andy has the rest of the numbers under control....although he can be dyslexic ....

Such a delicious topic! Normally there are two ways I approach CIM. One is to maintain a deeper hold and to let the cum pool and I swallow it all as I move up the shaft. The second is to maintain a shallower hold and let it slide down the throat. One let's you savor the flavor while the other does not. With bigger loads (and depending on the sensitivity of the man) you can do the "pool" a couple times or just let it slide down. I've never had a problem with a big load or gagging so I can't comment on that aspect. my assumption would be they are too deep for a big load and it has no where to go...imagine filling a narrow necked bottle too fast! Okay....NOW I'm thirsty!!! --rawr--

I prefer to have both on the same board but encourage posters to identify the type.

M.A.C. is a brand of makeup that I use.

Nicki, They were probably afraid that their pants that were 10 sizes too big would fall to the floor since they were probably already down around their ass in the first place. Another of my pet peeves. I know that you might be try'n to be all gangsta but haul up your pants and put on a belt you look ridiculous. Tool!

Annoying unreadable Captcha where you have to try 10 times to enter the two words because you can't figure out all the letters...

Self absorbed people. Additional Comments: Been there, done that with a sibling in the last year. Call them on their b.s and see how fast they disappear. They won't like the confrontational part when you tell them and you will then know where you stand with them. As the saying goes, "Make sure you're a priority in someone's life and never just an option to them." You sound like a good person and it is paramount that you take care of yourself first. I've been guilty of doing the same thing ( I'm a kind person and will help someone within my boundaries but if you screw me over, I am the ice queen and will freeze you out) and while I never keep score when I do a favour for someone, it is often evident after a while when people are self absorbed and one sided. Most won't admit wrong doing so ask yourself if you really want them in your life. I know when people are trying to take advantage and I find keeping these people at arm's length is best but when it's family it is often very hard especially when they are next of kin. Sometimes you just have to keep your emotions in check and at bay for a while until they realize what they are doing. Don't expect an apology and just move forward never repeating the same pattern again. I'd rather help out a stranger in need sometimes than with a family member who pulls this kind of behaviour.

I love to devour a man, his penis and balls, but I don't want to eat his hair, sorry just being truthful. You don't have to go bare but at least trim it back to where it won't interfere. Other body hair doesn't bother me though.

I have seen "Jessie". She is exceptionally attractive,friendly and easy to talk to. While I have visited her only once I would see her again in a heartbeat should the opportunity arise.Her pictures are accurate,indeed understated.If any CERB member sees her in the future then she must be encouraged to enjoy our network.

When friend or family member only calls when they need a favour. Being the nice guy I am help them out and don't hear from them until the next favour they need. Well that's it, I've had it find some other shmuck to help you out.

Good Hygiene always makes for a very nice time. Good Hygiene + Manscaping = My clients hitting the absolute highest mark on my YMMV scale. Always makes for an awesome time.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...to one of cerbs most beloved and kind, unbiased and respected gents. I wish for you many many more happy birthdays and lots more fishing trips. http://www.123greetings.com/birthday/happy_birthday/happy_birthday_cumpleaos_feliz.html

Hahaha! Someday someone's going to run up behind them and pull their pants down. lol.

Today's youth and their manners. My friend was taking the bus to work today and she saw a woman with 2 little kids get on the bus and she had to stand up. Finally some guy told these guys in their 20's to get up and let those kids sit down. They got up but looked at this guy like he was from a different planet. I was never raised like that and obviously raised in a different generation where you respected your elders and other people. What is wrong with some younger people these days?? Were they raised by wolves or what?

Oopppsss....to ranty I think. I'm in my happy space today so deleting. :)

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Ok guys, I have seen this lady twice now. After the first time, I did not review because once she becomes known, she will be very busy, and hard to book. After the second time though, I thought I would let the secret out. Nikki is what I would describe as a pixy of a lady. Very cute with a nice smile and personality. We have all seen the pix in her album, and I can tell you that her tiny tight bum looks just as good in person as in the pictures. Boobs are well in proportion to the rest of her body, as well as perky and firm. Nikki loved to DFK, and her breathing became heavy very quickly. After a few squeezes and rubs of her pussy, she became very drenched down below, and starts making those sexy noises we all love to hear. DATY was nice with her doing some grinding in my face, (oh so wet!!!) Pulled her to the edge of the bed for some DATO, and she seemed to like that. Switched to 69 with her doing some very nice and wet BLS. On to full service with me on top, and oh she is tight... :-) I only lasted a few minutes, with her voice in my ear repeating those dirty words I said to her. (One of the hardest orgasams I have had recently.) I did ask what her restrictions were, and she told me that she did not do CIM or GREEK. (No fingers in the back door either...) In my opinion this gal should not be passed up. NB: A shout out of thanks to the good folks at Pfizer for helping an older man like me make these encounters possible. ;-)

A very good birthdyday to you, RoamingGuy! Best, toine

Happy birthday, bud! Treat yourself to someone special today.

Have a wonderfully fantastic birthday. I hope someone spoils you with something you love! :icon_wink:

Thanks Lovey. That's what SPs do for each other. Glad you feel better. Anytime! xoxo

I would stay clear, the number that is posted on the add is the same girl thats talked about in this thread http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=125521 she's at it again

Happy Birthday RG ;-) xo

I like Emiafish because he has a good heart and is a Virgo just like me!

Dress for the ocassion and what works for you.. If it's an outcall at a hotel, dress casual or business casual if you plan on taking your favorite SP out to dinner. If you're planning for an outcall at home, casual ( i.e. jeans and a nice shirt) is fine provided you're well groomed and don't look like a slob. Not jogging pants and a t-shirt. And then there are the real dare devils...I remember one time, a guy answered the door at his home in an animal print g- string and nothing else! Need I say more? As a new SP, I just wanted to leave right there.. It was a pretty ballsy move on his part and my first impression of him later turned out to be bang on. Totally tacky, classless and disrespectful. Today, if I saw someone answer the door dressed with just a piece of cloth to cover his private parts, I would handle things differently and turn around and walk away.

One of the things I've noticed is that once you get used to a condom, you don't really notice it anymore. My wife and I have been using condoms for years -- because she got pregnant too often using other methods (1 pregnancy while on the pill, 1 baby with diaphragm, etc.)... apparently we were at the high end of the fertility spectrum. Although its been 13 years since our last accidental pregnancy, we're not taking any chances. So I'm quite used to the rubbers. The thing is I really don't want to come home with some STD and have to try to explain why, or worse give it to her.

An image search of the ab shot in Anastasia's ad gets five pages of matches. If you want to see someone who uses a picture from Tumbler instead of a picture of herself go ahead. Others would take it as a sign. Stick with VIPTOG or Candyland instead of the StVital crew.

I've been reading her funny quirky ad's for the 2 years. I found them funny, whimsical and sometimes they didn't make any sense. Recently I've been chatting with her in the cerb chat and found her to be an interesting, funny person. From her recommendations and pictures, I could not tell what she was like except that the men all said she was fun and I should go see her. So I manage to make an appointment with her today. Not knowing what to expect. When she open the door, a sexy girl opened the door and welcomed me in and gave me a big hug and kiss. She took me in to the massage room where we chatted and got to know each other for a few minutes. Then she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her and I said Sure :). I heard that her showers were very erotic. I helped her off with her bra and panties. and she made sure that i checked out her ass and felt her firm natural breast. They felt great. We ran to the shower as it was cold. In the the shower she lathered me up and washed me and did some standing body slides. Ooohh tingles up and down my spine. Back to the massage room where she asked me I wanted to play or massage first. I show massage. She gives a nice firm massage. and slippery body slides and plenty of nice kissing. And then comes the flip. where there were plenty of kissing and body slides. She asked if I wanted to see her special talent? I said sure. And she showed me ,she sure was vocal. It was the first time i've seen that talent before. The table was soaked. Like I alway say. I'm a gentleman and the woman always cum's first :) Then she said it was my turn. What transpires I will keep private. But it was more the I expected and it was great :). I know Michaella, I told you it was good, but it was in fact Greaat :) She offers a great massage, is a funny sexy woman, has her own vocabulary and a great finish that leaves the legs wobbly :) We went a bit overtime, and she apologized for keeping me late as she wanted to have fun too. I said no problem, Time had gone by so fast and I had a totally unexpected fun experience. You've read her ad's, She is a like her ad's. Sexy, strange, quirky and funny , What you see is what you get. I had a great time and highly recommend that you pay her a visit. before she get's too busy. I will repeat again. P.S Michaella and Claire Heavens sometime's do duo's. Claire invited me one day for a duo with the both of them. I declined as I rather have one on one sessions. But I can see now, that it would be very erotic and awesome. But I don't think my poor heart can take it :(. Either one of these women alone offer a great experience.

I like RG because he knows the secret to good fishing is to use good bait. That and he truly cares, something all too rare these days.

I just spent a half hour booking my rooms online for my Ottawa venture ....with much frustration I might add when I coulda probably just called that little 800 number there and had it done in 5 minutes or less..... hmmmmm ..... Well I may not be a rocket scientist here but by the ding flang jang I am stubborn and I WILL get the job done......eventually ;) ha

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She (Michelle Ma) is an SP now, so likely available for massage option... Try Katrine, Kelly, Alexxandria...they've all got their "Papers"..likely others too.

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Two factors the first being physical. If there is a lot of build up, teasing, and maybe even holding back one or two times, then when I finally cum, it tends to be more intense. The other is the level of intimacy of the person I am with. If I really click with the person I am with, if we are totally in synch, then the orgasms tend to be really intense. If the two of us are cumming at the same time, even moreso. Of course it is the situation that plays the biggest role, and surprisingly I may not have to be having actual sex with the person that is the stimulus. I do recall one time in a group session when this happened. I was actually having sex with one person. I was paying attention to her, and of course all that was going on around me. Another lady, and frequent partner, who I am very compatible with, and with who I have shared some incredible intimate moments, was having sex almost right beside us. I looked over and she was enjoying herself, but was also looking at what I was doing with my partner of the moment. Our eyes locked, and the look on her face, let me know she was turned on by what was happening. It was a sharing of an intimate moment by just a glance. It sent me right over the edge into an incredibly intense orgasm, that I could not hold back. It was incredibly hot. I was turned on and excited by the person I was actually having sex with, but the sharing of that glance with the second person just made it that more memorable and intense.

You will be busy taking in the sights of her in a skimpy number, she may then crawl over to you and remove her bra exposing her breasts Lightly touching, licking and barely touching her lips heading slowly up your inner thighs, followed by feathering her bottom lip and/ or tongue in unmentionable places. A light smacking of your cock against places nearly insinuating that she may give you what you truly desire, while gently caressing other intimate places..... there are sooo many ways to get a man "ready" without even getting a bj, if this is holding you back from seeing a provider, you need to stop worrying and go have a yourself a good time! I would focus your thoughts more on how are going to avoid being too excited once she is baring herself in the sexiest of lingerie and heels. If she knows what she is doing you will be hers to devour in her secret lair. She may tell you how badly she wants to take you all in.....while she then demonstrates her deepthroat abilities, lastly allowing you to fuck her face (if she does this) Those things and or a neverending amount of other little detailed actions that make any blowjob covered of not a truly unforgettable experience. It's no fun to tell all secrets..... go and experience it. A bj is only one part (in my case multiple times) of an encounter. xo

Please don't mess around! If you, or your friend, are experiencing erectile dysfunction (ED), you really do need to see a doctor. ED is often a symptom of a significant medical problem such as diabetes or cardio-vascular disease. It can also be a side effect of some kinds of medication, such as drugs for high blood pressure or depression. If you have a health problem, you need to address it before you start taking a drug that is intended to have a significant, albeit temporary, effect on your vascular system. Most people imagine that ED is a natural part of aging, but this isn't exactly correct. While all men experience occasional problems with erections at some point in their lives, and while many men report that the frequency with which they have erections gradually diminishes as they age, if we were not so sedentary, got much more exercise and had far healthier diets, there would be a much lower incidence of ED generally. If you're worried about what your doctor may think if you ask for a prescription for Viagra or another drug, maybe you need to see a doctor with whom you can feel more at ease. If your concern is that the doctor may mention this to your partner, you definitely need to find a doctor who respects your confidentiality. Most do! Trust me, your doctor has seen many men who are younger, better looking and in better physical condition than you are who ask about this medication. In fact, seeking a prescription of this kind is one of the most common reasons for a man to see his doctor. One of my long-time clients is in his early 60s. About 18 months ago, after experiencing an irregular heart rate, he had quadruple bypass surgery. His doctor wouldn't prescribe Viagra for him for a year because of the potential strain the drug could pose for his cardio-vascular system. During that year, he changed his diet, got into a great exercise routine and lost 75 pounds. Viagra is now working magnificently for him. :icon_wink: Don't take chances. Get a check-up!

She's been mentioned 2x already but Zoe Zee is awesome!

Someone covered this in a rant before, but lack of manners and politeness bothers the heck out of me. -neglecting to say thank you when a door is held open -dropping a door in peoples faces -hogging priority seating on public transit -treating people like dirt because you feel more important then them. This one I see often as I bring customers to nice restaurants quite a bit, some of the VP's and directors I bring out are the rudest most condescending people I have ever met. if I didn't want (actually need) their money I would have choice words for them, generally I give an extra big tip, put my best face forward when dealing with the server and try to make an apology when we leave (out of earshot). Sometimes they see me being extra polite and turn it around, generally not so much. -general lack of respect is my biggest pet peeve.