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We debate the meaning of words like "upscale" and "elite" all the time. There's no consensus about what they mean or what it takes to be entitled to use them. In general, the ladies that use them are hoping to convey the message that they are professional companions who take their work, their encounters, their clients and themselves seriously and aim to create an enjoyable, safe and confidential experience.. If you are polite, respectful, clean and appreciative, by all means, contact whomever you like. I can't think of anyone on this board who would refuse to see you just because you don't wear a suit or work in an office. In general, most of us tend to decline meeting with a prospective client for three reasons: (1) we feel we have so little in common with him that we don't think that either of us will enjoy the meeting; (2) he's attempted to negotiate fees, objects strongly to our stated limitations, or doesn't seem to listen to what we say about what we will and will not do with him; or (3) we're concerned about our safety for some reason. Trust us to protect your privacy and confidentiality and be yourself--that's really all you need to do. Oh, and have fun!

We always see post from the gentleman thanking us for our services, kindness, and telling us how much they appreciate us..., well Today I want to thank all the amazing gentlemen that are here for us... I want to send a big hug and kiss not only to those that come and visit us.., and yes provide for us.., some of us MAs or SPs.. What ever the case may be.., do this as a full time job and this means we eat, we cloth ourselves, we provide for our households, we are able to have money for fun, and in my case relief financial struggles due to different circumstances.... I also want to thank you all those gentlemen that are there to listen on a day to day, my chat friends.., or those awesome friends i have made at the socials.., and those with whom we exchange opinions, jokes and messages.... I never expected CERB to actually become part pf my life.., and meet so many wonderful people..., including the ladies.... Omg so many wonderful women, beautiful ( and i amnit just refering to external beauty) and intelligent! And MOD of course for bringing us tobether! Butt my special thank you today is to the gentleman! So now I raise my glass of wine up and say......TO THE WONDERFUL! FANTASTIC! SPECIAL! SEXY! GENTLEMEN OF CERB! CHEERS!!!!!!! Additional comments: please forgive me if there is any typos:-). Dam touch screen lol

From a personal view, an "upscale" or an "elite" companion is one with whom you would not only enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, but also the pleasures more ethereal. She would be the ideal companion for an evening, not just a moment. She is someone capable of being a dinner guest, whether it is in an intimate setting or a more formal gathering. When others see you together, they are thinking, "what does she see in him?" rather than "how much is he paying her?" She's an accomplished chameleon, adaptable to any setting. She understands the subtleties of life, that understatement is tantamount to sensuality. She makes you feel comfortable. She wears a little black dress as effectively as she wears beautiful lingerie. She is worldly and eloquent, and far more intelligent than you could ever imagine. She has a flair for knowing more about you and your desires than you thought possible. She makes you feel as if she has chosen you as a companion rather than the truth you think you know. Seduction is her field of expertise; it doesn't stop at the bedroom door. When you are with her, you understand that your needs are only part of the equation; you succumb to her desires. She makes you not only want, but need, to please her. And in the end, even if you only see her once, you will never forget your time together. That is an elite provider.

My friend... it's never easy. There is nothing to compare with what you have dealt with and are still dealing with - but you have come to a caring community. Reach out. Lots of good people willing to lend an ear here. Lots of comfort to be had. We can't replace what you have lost, but we can make the transition a little easier.

IMO the term upscale is to describe the whole experience you are in for. I myself, do not have an upscale location for incalls-however-it is clean-nicely decorated, discreet and private, but not upscale. There are a decent amount of men, who are very much into the location and atmoshphere. There are some clients who will never go to an in call unless it is high end. To each their own ;) as safety and comfort are paramount for both parties in order to have a good time. Upscale in call locations are high end hotels and higher end apt or homes. I also think the term upscale is being used a little more often to describe services due to the fact that there are so many 15 minute hit it & quit it specials, sp`s who answer their phone when they are with clients, having a ' pal`waiting (obviously) in the next room, rushed service, or the ones who like to play the upsell game once you get in the door and are undressed..all of these are SUPER TACKY & UNPROFESSIONAL TACTICS...And I think that many now use this term as a way of saying....I am not the hustle & bustle type of sp ;) And the service that I provide is Top Notch-not Womp-Wompish :boobies:

My take on it, pretty much echoing what Samantha said, but from a guy's, well this guy's point of view. Ladies want to see a client who is a gentleman. A man who treats a lady with respect, who pays the donation in full not attempting to negotiate her rate, follows her booking and screening procedures in full, not attempting to be evasive and has good hygiene. I think I covered the major points LOL Also, if a lady does decline a date, even if you have done everything right, first the lady has that right. Maybe she feels there will be no chemistry. Be respectful even if she declines you for a date, don't send back nasty emails. There is always the right lady for a guy, sometimes you may have to look. BTW my first three encounter the ladies were wrong for me, my first encounter with a lady right for me and vice versa was my fourth encounter, and she was a great companion. A gentleman who works a blue collar job but is a gentleman is someone a lady would prefer to see compared to seeing a CEO making a 7 figure income who is a jerk and treats people terribly. Some quick morning ramblings from a gentleman who isn't rich but has has some memorable encounters from ladies, some who would be called upscale elite companions RG

I would love to nominate Cristy Curves for Goddess of the Day and should have done so a bit ago. She is very giving to those on this board and provides insight and support to everyone. She has personally helped me with her knowledge and I appreciate her very much. As well, she gives in her personal life through volunteering and I'm sure makes a very positive impact. Thank you Cristy! :ThankYou: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=51462

That, ultimately, the only person you can really trust/count on/believe in/rely on/ is yourself. You may make mistakes but you always have your own back. You may do things that could hurt you but they are never done with malice. Being TOO nice can be harmful. Realizing that I need to put ME first but being able to give love to others....friends, family, pets, is very rewarding. Cooking is a great joy! Age and wisdom have made me a much more fulfilled person. I found a long lost diary from my late teens, early twenties. OMG was I really that superficial? "Suck it up Nancy" is a viable comment for those annoying whiners. Eventhough it is extremely heartbreaking to lose a pet, I am almost ready for another because I realize that the unconditional love is essential to my well being. Freaky, odd occurrences happen to remind us of our past (deep I know but I won't explain lol)

I have to live alone. No one in their right mind would live with me! lol

Just, contact her and tell her you want to e-mail her the $25. Deeper Connection was right in everything she said. A lady being shortchanged by a client is not her fault. Every SP I've seen ad's for indicate to have the donation ready and give it to her as soon as you start an encounter. As a client that's your only responsibility along with being clean and respectful. If I shortchanged a lady for whatever reason I'd feel like a total douchebag and send her double what I owed her, not sit around lamenting about how you were treated. Guys this is not rocket science, come on!

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That is right girl! You must feel like you are sitting in a kitchen party and over hearing people ask" who is she? Is she the real thing or not?" Must not feel very good to hear or see what people are discussing without your own voice heard! Fella's she is right here, reading, watching and listening...why not start to communicate to her directly and decide for yourself? What is the worst that can happen? Really do you think she is going to chance ruining her reputation here as she is just starting to build it? Give her a break! I do not understand why it is so complicated to figure out if you want to meet her? Is she attractive to you? Does she post on matters that concern you? Do you have anything in common? Do you like or dislike her services or rates? I think you should start to have communication with her, instead of all these posts that state" no I have not yet...."

The descriptors "upscale, elite, exclusive etc" are mostly self awarded and definitely in the eye of beholder. Just be a good guy and I wouldn't worry about measuring up. Peace MG

Wow, I live alone, and don't mind it, realize it gives you the freedom of freedom, but in the end, nothing better than having someone to share your life with, regardless of those challenges. So, unlike many others it seems, while I enjoy my time alone, I would give it up for the right person. Additional Comments: Losing a loved one can be one of the most difficult things to deal with. There will be good days and bad days. Always try to remain positive, your life is what you make of it, when possible, always look at the half-full glass, it is the best one. Best of wishes to you, and to many better days ahead.

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Living alone, it's not so bad. In fact, it's great! Who loves it?

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I wholeheartedly agree with this. And may even argue that because of that fact, the terms have kind of lost any meaning in this industry. Use of these terms in ads does not guarantee anything; and lack of these terms certainly does not mean that a lady's offerings are any less in quality. I have never used the term "upscale" in my advertising, nor "elite" or "classy", but I still consider myself to be accomplished, eloquent and intelligent; and my company to be top notch, memorable and worthy of true, discerning gentlemen. Adjectives are all fine and dandy and definitely have their place, but for myself, I find that there is more effective ways to get across a message, show who I am and what I am all about. The proof is in the pudding, anyways. ;) Employ common sense, be a gentleman and educate yourself on the workings of the industry, and you can see just about any lady your heart and cock desires. ;)

The tighter the hotter, as long as you aren't shopping at Walmart!!!

they make my ass look great, and are so comfy you could probably sleep in them. HOT.

Just a quick thought.... Upscale,VIP,Elite are terms used widely, don't ever distance yourself from the terminology used by these beautiful women. They are genuine down to earth ladies the provide you with a experience that you will want to experience again and again. Regardless if you wear a suit, or if you wear casual wear like myself, I'm not there to "dress to impress", I'm there to fulfill our experience together.

I'm so sorry to hear that. I found that animals helped me transition to solitary life. I hate to suggest anti-depressants, but should you find yourself in a deep depression, they may be an option; just do your research beforehand.

That hindsight is not in fact 20/20 (how we remember the past is often as distorted as how we predict the future). That the hardest person to forgive is often yourself. That it is, nevertheless, important to try. That taking chances is worth the risk the failure. That everyone has different beliefs, but most have good intentions. ...and (one slightly less philosophical) that being a Toronto Maple Leaf fan means learning how to deal with disappointment!

Like other individuals in other careers, we have personal lives, friends, boyfriends and family. No where was it suggested she had a guy lingering around. Consider the damage you are doing to a ladies finances by posting such assumptions as pimps etc. All providers who value their safety have a safety network whether it is a friend, boyfriend, family etc. This guy shorted her, and didn't want to make it right. A phone call to tell him he should give the lady the difference he short changed her from a third party is hardly evidence of her being pimped out! As I stated before, had he paid her the agreed upon rate before the encounter began like it should be this call he received wouldn't have happened. No one else has posted similar issues as they didn't intentionally short her on her rate. She certainly doesn't deserve to lose potential business of respectful, appreciative gentlemen over this sort of incident. This is more protective friend or boyfriend trying to get the guy to do the right thing which was return with the difference she was shorted so all would be well again, with everyone happy. Please guys, this pimping stereotype can destroy a ladies income, please don't throw out the suggestion of pimps so lightly.

Don't wait until you are terminally ill to tell the people you care for that you do care about them. RG

I have learned the voice in my head is never wrong. I have learned we create exactly what we want simply by thinking of it. I have learned anyone with a strong mind and intent can do anything.

May I ask why you didn't simply request a bit more light for your session if you found her room to dark. Had you had the rate prepared for her as most others usually do, there should have been no issue with her receiving what you claim was a good rate for her hh service. Admitting you gave her 15 instead of 40 and using the lighting of her room as your excuse is in very poor taste. How do you think it made her feel to be short changed by a stranger she just offered intimacy to? I'm not saying it is right to be contacted by someone other than her, especially a male, but to jump to conclusions that it was a pimp and not simply her boyfriend is also rather rude. She was probably very upset she got duped out of a portion of her rate after providing you with her body on a intimate level. There is nothing worse than the feeling of having thought you were offering services to a gentlemen who winds up showing a total lack of respect to a woman after she has been intimate with you. I understand she should have counted her rate, but the way you have written your post feels like you are blaming her for her not getting paid in full. Several things happened here that could have been easily avoided. You could have had the rate for the time you had requested counted and placed in an envelope for her to receive upon your arrival to her incall. She then could have quickly double checked it while you washed up for your encounter. At which time you could have easily asked for more light for your session with her. Despite the bf/pimp claim, nobody else so far has stated any similar experience likely because they did not short change her on her rate. Now on top of shorting her rate, you have chosen to post this, which could now cost her more than you care to appreciate! All that for accepting your request for an intimate rendezvous. Doesn't sound very fair to me. She should have received what she quoted her rate as, upon your arrival and before you received her services. I find it disturbing that so many ladies are being claimed pimped. This is Winnipeg after all. Don't assume we wouldn't have security measures in place for our safety. You aren't the first or the last client to short a sp. By posting this you are inviting the possibly that others may now attempt to do the same. I feel very sorry for this provider and can imagine the regret she is feeling in regards to your encounter. I think the way you chose to post this was in very poor taste. I do realize my opinion is will not be that well received by some, so be it. It is not my intention to offend but shed a little light to the damage something like this is going to cost this provider in the long run. After all this is how she is supporting herself. Imagine if you will, having your income and job affected by a half hour incall with a provider.

I just found this place, and just wanted to say that I really appreciate the good information here. I'll be visiting Ottawa on business next month and it will make finding suitable entertainment much easier :)

I've lived in Halifax all my life and I'm sure there are places that I haven't eaten at or that have just newly opened. I'm looking for your suggestions on great places to eat, preferably not a place where their main selling dishes are shellfish (deadly allergy:shock:), fish is fine but no shellfish. That was not nice of me to exclude the shellfish lovers, I love shellfish but I just can't eat it. Please do include all great food places, that everyone can enjoy. Thanks in advance for your help! Big Hugs and Kisses, Lexy

Another vote for McKelvies, my favorite, just watch the shellfish. Vinnie's Pasta Bar - great affordable Italian Talay Thai - favorite Thai food, wide menu Fireside - casual fine dining, great cocktails Onyx - fine dining, even better cocktails Rock Bottom Brewery - on spring garden, great microbrew, pretty good food and atmosphere Henry House - on Barrington near morris, great pub food

Is good Japanese restaurant. I'v only had the chicken teriyaki there but it's half the price of one place that disappointed me and it tasted better. Oh I have eaten there once with someone from Japan and he thought it was very authentic. Only drawback to the place is no parking.

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HOT HOT HOT!! Paired with the right top/jacket, heels, boots or sneakers with a serious ass to fill them. Very sexy!! Any lady wearing them can turn something comfy and relaxing in to a killer outfit!! I love and wear them for many occasions and locations. It's all about the execution and putting the outfit together that works and looks good:icon_biggrin:

The OP asked about the definiftion of elite/upscale in this industry but ultimately his question was, "does the definition of elite apply to the client". Is there a scale used to determine if an SP (regardless of how she markets her self) will determine a client "worthy" to see her. This has been answered by various very experienced people above however I'll try to be very to the point. Contact the lady by her prefered method using full sentences. Be honest and forthright about your intentions and hopes for an encounter and follow her procedures as outlined on her website. Have the correct donation ready to pass to her as soon as you start the encounter. Be clean/hygenic for your encounter (read specific threads on this for ideas) Be respectful and a gentleman in all your interactions with the lady. Have fun and appriciate her. If you do these things most SP's will consider you an elite client and be more than happy to see you regardless of your vocation.

I think they are absolutely hot on a woman!!! A couple of women I know that wear them a lot, say they are comfortable and make them feel incredibly sexy. I certainly agree with them about the sexy part!!!! :D

Cute spinner with short red hair and a tattoo on her right thigh. Amazing bum!

I like Vitto, because "Old Dong" made me laugh. A lot.

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I LOVE Nicki!!!! We've bonded. She's seen me dance in my underpants. Yup, we're that close.

To all the lovely ladies on cerb this is for you to end your week! Ode to Women A woman is such a wonderful creature Posessing a heart of such depth With a tireless soul, that's the best feature Wearing a smile and a winning attitude She goes right on through the day Love and caring she always exudes So many roles that she has to play Wife, Mother, lover and Psychologist All in the small space of one day Working a job plus household chores Attending to children's homework Giving her love behind closed doors So take heed all men, give woman her due Don't ever take them for granted Woman is not here only to serve you

Just take one for the team fella's. I would suggest you communicate with her to see if you have common interest and that you may be a good match, then visit her, then if you liked her, write a Reco for the lady:) Pretty easy I think?

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Probably from pent up excess sexual frustration. That also explains why you're so awesome! That, and your connection to the rock!

Why is it that my dog has all day to eat and drink water.., but she decides the best time is when I am ready to sleep.. Tv is off and there is no noise in the house... But her glup glup glup glup crunch crunch crunch... Lol

Ohhhhh.... Dave "yup" Hester from Storage Wars.... I loathe that man. ... any character on any show played by David Schwimmer.

Emily is indeed a gem and I'll be seeing her for sure.

Traveling is hard for me, as I have the proper atmosphere here to offer, that I just do not feel it would be the same experience in a hotel room on a bed... I would love to have you visit, and if I can work it out I hope to visit my Moncton friends soon:)

An encounter with someone new is always exciting and may happen if karma smiles upon us. However, this year my preference is to spend time with ladies I have met many times in the past. Notably; Amelia MA Ashley Croft Charlotte Sinclair and girlfriends Gabriella Laurence It is comfortable to know the person you are about to meet and exciting in the knowledge that each encounter was in some way different.

Yes, exactly right - so many ladies, so little time ! For 2013, I intend to continue to see some of my regulars whom I've come to love and adore. I also wish to see a few new ladies whom I admire from reading their posts, their recommendations and their profile pages and photos. These are in no particular order - Georgiana Sweet, Cleo Catra, Nathalie Lefebvre, Julie Wilde, Candyce, Gina, Brooke(PK), etc., etc., and some MAs such as Michaelle's Caress, Luscious Lilly, and so on. These are ladies just came to my mind now. The list will certainly change as time goes by.

My contact method is at the end of my ad. Someone who is not following that simple request tells me they did not read my ad. Why would I want to see someone who doesn't know who they are contacting? Why would I want to see someone who thinks that they know better than I do as to how i want them to reach me. My ad says no texts. After someone texted me on 4 different days over a couple of weeks, never having spoken to him before, I pick up the phone and call him back after receiving the 4th one word text. And speak to him as I prefer. He took issue with me telling him that there is a reason for the instructions, claims he 'didn't need a lecture' and hung up. The reason is I do not have text messaging on my landline.