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Hey guys, I just wanted to share this with you, it's a project that I was working on with a good friend of mine: www.autismartauction.com In a nutshell, her son has autism and he has been unable to receive quality services from our healthcare system, and she's been pushing for an autism crisis centre fro some time... Since she hasn't made any headway in getting the government to put up the funds for it, she decided to start fundraising to get it built privately instead. This is also a personal issue for me, since one of my brothers has Asperger's Syndrome; I wrote a piece for the Huffington Post talking about how families need to be integrated into treatment to improve outcomes for people with autism, and together, we decided to launch the 1st Annual Autism Art Auction to raise funds for the crisis centre, and couple it with an episode of Sex Brains & Money! :) The concept is that based around the fact that a lot of people with autism seem to have strong creative abilities in other areas, so we encouraged people to donate their artwork, and we would auction it off as part of the fundraising effort. So please, check out the link, watch some of the clips, and if you're so inclined, please feel free to bid on one of the many great pieces in our gallery! We also did interviews with a number of professionals who've studied autism in different capacities, and included those on the website as well. Thanks for the support everyone, this is a cause that's close to a lot of people's hearts and we really hope we can make this happen, and improve services for people with autism across the country. :)

joe64 contacted me yesterday with a text that read.... '3pm incall?' I was at the Dentist's and responded to him as soon as I had turned my cell back on. I explained myself and apologized for missing his text. But I also went on to tell him he would have to include more than what he did in his next text for an appointment. I sent him an example of an appropriate text here on cerb, and he responds by complaining that I didn't text him back right away and wasn't available when he wanted me. My next move is to ask him for a reference. He says he already sent me one. He didn't. Finally today he tells me 3 ladies he has seen but then berates me for not valuing him as a client and that I'm putting him through too much hassle. Ending his PM that he would be looking on BP for someone serious. I'll tell you right now joe64, it has less to do with your race, and a lot more to do with your approach. You want me to give my body to you and you think ' 3pm incall?' is sufficient as an introductory first text and that my asking for a reference is a hassle? I think you may have a couple of things to learn before you start worrying about your race. I know for myself, if you properly introduce yourself and conduct yourself respectfully towards me, race is not an issue. I believe that gentlemen come in all shapes, sizes and colours.

I'm so juvenile! But it is funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xCGfgnU18yk

As a Bud Light drinker I love this one ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWk3Dp6ezRI

Very well said Soleil. Although I 99% of the time ignore texts, & the reason for it is because of their approach. U available, or where you located. Not a single hello or an introduction. Eventually what I see having happened here was him getting a lot of pm's wondering who this apparent racist SP is. You asking him to tell him a bit more about himself is far from being racist. He seems to be quite hung up on his race & unfortunately he thinks that the ladies will decline him an appointment due to it. That won't be the reason to decline the appointment, his attitude & how he treated you when you'd like to know a bit more about someone that you are providing your body & time to. Wow Joe is all I can say. The majority of the ladies I know would have ignored your text altogether, zero response. Soleil was nice & patient enough to respond then you play a blame game with her. She is a very sweet & kind hearted woman, who probably doesn't have a single racist bone in her body.

Going back home to spend some quality time with family and all the four legged furry's I have at home. A funny thing happened. I run a cat rescue. Well, a cat showed up last week. He was not a stray cat and he was determined to come inside my house. I thought, some people are so ignorant, why would they drop off a cat at my place. He was friendly, clean and looked similar to another cat I had neutered and found a new home for, but this one was smaller then Tommy. So, I put an ad on kijiji about a found cat, hoping he had just run away. Didn't get any responses, but I kept feeding this cat. Well, took him to the vet to get neutered, and it turns out he was already neutered. Well, I was looking at him the other day (not home often, so only saw him a couple of times since he arrived), and realized that he was in fact Tommy. That same day, the family that adopted him contacted me to say this was their cat, he had run away 2 weeks ago. So, I am glad that someone didn't abandon their cat with me, that Tommy obviously loves living with me. His new home was at least 3 kilometers away and it took him 2 weeks to reach me. Must be doing something right with these cats if they insist on coming back to me. I've spayed/neutered 18 cats so far, and counting. At least Tommy didn't need to be neutered twice. I thought it was funny that not one of us realized this was Tommy and not Jr. Ya gotta laugh at life sometimes.

I Like Tattoos Daily has gorgeous photographs on Twitter (https://twitter.com/iLikeTattsDaily). Here's one of their photographs from today:

It took until 2013 for a male athlete playing in the world of professional team sports in North America to openly admit he is gay. He immediately received lots of support from other players in social media. Hopefully this will help others feel comfortable enough to be who they are and not feel like they have to hide their true self. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/20130429/jason-collins-gay-nba-player/?sct=hp_t11_a2&eref=sihp

I think he is wondering about the "in room" charges for options, and for those you need to actually, politely and discreetly, ask the Ma. Some Indys' post various options and pricing on their websites. Usually their totals equals the MPs' room charge + "tip". Just GO, and tell them it's your first time, and you're on Cerb...From my experience they are all really nice ladies and I dont think they will try to pull any fast ones. Enjoy

We can start the count down..., 10.....

I so look forward to the World's Best Commercials show every year. The best commercials from around the world and some of them are classic. This is my fave Guinness Commercial And Durex

Hi Summer, I think Roamingguy was directing his comment to meatbeater who is a new member and being this is something new, as CERB has recently taken a new pro active stance to get new members posting and to encourage more community participation, he would not have seen much at this point. You my dear are always a beautiful addition to every thread and I think there are many men who would be upset it you spent THAT much time posting instead of taking care of them! lol Let's embrace the new and make this a vibrant and sexually rampant community with lots of connections!

The Sheriff of Nottingham. In every Robin Hood book/movie/whatever I've ever seen, I always end up rooting for him. Alas, he never wins... I don't know why, but it's probably because Robin Hood is usually so nauseatingly nice. And, of course, Alan Rickman was the best of them, although he fact that he had the most horrendous Robin Hood of the lot probably doesn't hurt.

Well to be honest I find your question a little unfair to the community and in particular the 3 ladies you identified. I'll leave your reference to the local gals aside and frankly understand your point of you. However, you've been here for awhile and likely have come to know that every gentleman has their preferences. The 3 ladies which are coming your way are different in their looks and personality. My suggestion would be to get to know them as best you can from their ads, recommendations, etc...and pick one who you feel best aligns with your interests. In my opinion and I know of all them - they are each amazing in their own way and I would look forward to my next chance to meet with them. However, I suspect you only have about another week to do your research because these ladies will likely be fully booked...and then your decision will be made for you. I won't say best of luck...cause I think each of them would bring a special time. Cub

Col. Hans Landa, Inglorious Basterds Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs Anton Chigurh, No Country for Old Men Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas Jaws Catwoman, The Dark Night Rises Joker, The Dark Night Patrick Bateman, American Psycho Dave Harken, Horrible Bosses Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lamb Amon Goeth, Schindler's List Kathy Bates, Misery Elle Driver, Kill Bill They are my best villains as they were all successful at giving me the creeps!

Don't forget Sensual Erin and Megan Touch!

The other side of the coin of the "Movie/TV characters you can't stand" thread. Completely despicable, irredeemable, amoral, power hungry, evil characters that you can't help but cheer on and route for! Be it movies, tv or literarature. I'll start things off with all 3 :p Dr. Hannibal Lecter (preferably as portrayed by Anthony Hopkins):

I'm always open and fairly willing to try and experience new things. So I'm curious whether its for personal or couple, male or female toys what's your favourite sex toy? What your recommendation?

Im sure we can ALL relate to this. Even Men. They seem to leave men out of these campaigns supporting self esteem. Men have heart, brains, and soul too. Only I guess it's less socially acceptable for men to have 'feelings' or 'body image issues'. Either way just wanted to share this link on how self critical people can be on themselves, yet the world sees them differently. ;-) Everyone has SEXY in them ;) Giddy Up!

this question is for hobbyists. do you want to know if your service providers are turned on during sessions? i feel bad for getting turned on sometimes by one of my clients during sessions because its suppose to all about you and making you feel good.

Since many of us deal with criticism on a daily basis, I found this authors idea for a disapproval matrix quite interesting.

ME!:D Long labia, a teeny pearl like clit!

Nice thread! Well, I have to give a nod to the Old Spice guy: I love my cat, but he's just the type of mischief-maker that would get me into this sort of trouble: And I can't help myself, I have to include these two: :wink:

I am a car guy so here are a few good car commercials. And I always liked this one.

Very well put, just goes to show you there are always two sides to everything, he will probably get what he deserves on BP. You always get what you give.

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen, I'll make sure you never forget, come get touched by an Angel! xoxox About me- Sexy petite 20 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub sessions & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY: 4-11 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location- 65 Bentley, Clean & cozy Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM

2 Great on the room Lee, I will take it, will send funds via email transfer. Now I was hoping to have the duo with you and OD, perhaps the other fellows can video for promo stuff. But here is the thing sweetie, you need to understand what interactive is. I want to see you and OD make out and stuff , 2 guys kissing is a super turn on for me, I'd like to see some oral as well, but hey I understand the gents get to make their rules. You know what makes you comfortable is what I want. Please though a little kissing, I am sure we can work it all out and of course when I recco you it will be a ladies recco, what goes on behind closed doors is private. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: Anyhow the money is sent and I sure hope that Andy fellow makes it, he has a bit of a treck!! Love to all you boys!

If this was OD.... would be a Bacon disposal LOL Maybe it would look something like this...

Good plan GB Soliel and Daria Kay Morgan would give you a birthday you wouldn't soon forget!:biggrin:

best ever

Happy Tuesday.. Dont let the rain scare us!!! whats wrong with a little wet... ?? hmmm in my opinion.., there is great things about being wet!!! Come to the east 9-3 or South 3-6and I ll tell you all the reasons ;) I am PassionVitto aka Victoria (Vitto) I am a woman, I am happy, I am sweet, I am sensual and I want to share these with you... I smile at life and she smiles rigth back at me... and thats why i will always smile for you! Schedule for this week: Tuesday 8-3 East (early Bird Special) or 3-6 VIPSouth Wednesday 8-3 downtown, 3-6 VIPSouth Thursday 9-6 VIP South Friday 8-6 West Saturday 9-4 VIPSouth (last saturday) In april the Specials are for the EARLY BIRDS wanting to see me Before 9am on Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Fridays only.... Appt Required! (night before preferable or call between 6-7am) Here is what Cerbies think about me (Hot Nee Reco, Must read!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69954 Other related links.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...tto#post448766 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...739#post439739 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...665#post441665 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...060#post427060 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...tto#post441665 To reach me and find more information or book an appointment.... Call/text 6132610054 Txt only 8195130877 Email [email protected] or PM Or come meet me in chat...

Congrats on 100 !! You have been a most wonderful presence on Cerb ! Keep em coming !!

Ooooo, I just had an idea. Combination sunscreen and lube. It's perfect, you are always ready for some luvin and it'll cut down on chaffing during those long walks on the beach.

Did you know that birds need gravity to swallow?

Did you know that among the first Americans to join the Royal Air Force and help in the Battle of Britain was "Shorty" Keough. At 4'10" tall, he was the shortest pilot in the RAF, requiring several cushions to see out of his cockpit. It is possible that "Shorty" was responsible for the term Fighter Jock, or in his case Fighter Jockey.

Did you know Ralph Lauren's original name was Ralph Lifshitz?

Karina is from MTL, and visits Ottawa regularly... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=71880 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=K&t=103716 Highly recommend, can't go wrong. I expect to be added to your xmas card list for this one... :)

I agree, I am also glad she is back. Who cares about the rest. D.

Judging someone because they do not have a profile on cerb (yet) is not very welcoming to our community. I have no issue with anyone asking about anyone (on or off cerb) here on cerb. It's great when you support the ladies who contribute on cerb but to many variety is the spice of life and finding a NEW jem or TOFTT seam to be very important to many in the community.... When I say Community I mean the industry in a whole and not just cerb. We (everyone involved on any side of the business) should support each other and not just here on cerb, the community as a whole to make it the best it can be for everyone who deserves it to be the best (Obviously not the pimps, bad apples, B&S, etc... we all need to work to identify them and make it NOT profitable for those scammers and bad people). Many of the ladies of cerb did not know about cerb until someone from the site introduced them (mentioned it to them during a date or in a email). The only way the site gets bigger and better is by reaching out. Trying to get the guys here to just focus on the ladies here is BAD for growth of the site and in turn it may be good for the ladies here right now... but a year or two down the road and the site starts to loose traffic it does not help anyone. (and we must think of the LONG run and the BIG picture) If they are new providers to the business .... we want cerb to be a inviting place for them so they do not get sucked in by the BAD and maybe we can show people the positive and good side of the business. Lots of guys get the most thrill from seeking out new ladies (A diamond in the rough) and being the first to recommend the new gems! Some of the cerb ladies see this as competition but what people overlook is how important that is to the health and growth of this site. It all comes full circle and in the long run it brings more people to cerb and increases business for all the ladies on cerb. Good providers should never look at another new or established provider as competition or a threat to loss in revenue. That is NOT the case as it would be impossible in most cities to have any monopoly on this industry and if you did it would still not be a good thing. We all need each other... It's hard to accept but it's true. In the long run it all comes full circle... Even those coming in with low ball hourly rates. It may draw a NEW man or two into the client side and he will shop around and try different ladies. It's all good and we want to welcome everyone who is good here to cerb and NEVER be unwelcoming to discussions, questions or anything like that. Friendly, Fun, Inviting... lets make sure we maintain that for everyone. P.S. I don't care much for RANTS (and Ranting is a BAD idea for any SP) .... in order for the ladies to maintain that nice friendly fun (sexy fantasy) that everyone strives for when promoting themselves in this business... nothing is really less sexy then ranting, fighting, complaining, etc... I would very much prefer a RANT FREE site or any rants to be in the SP ONLY area out of public view (if you need to rant). Probably the MOST damaging thing some of the ladies do is post rants or preach. Some people get mad when I say this but this site is not intended for that. Friendly mature discussions are great and very much welcome... but every time someone rants, fights, states a mean or unfriendly opinion in public it will absolutely effect how others perceive you (and for the ladies this can probably cause the biggest hit to the income - far more then anything else I would think).

For myself, if a SP is not on Cerb I would not book her. Having a good Cerb reputation gives you credibility IMHO.

There are 2 other MP's to go to but I don't go there so can't comment. You could also go onto EC and pick any SP who advertises there and ask what they want for a massage and happy ending. I would recommend Angelina Devilin or Soleil. I haven't gone to see the following but have read in their ads that they provide what you are looking for: Holly Raye Kayla Kayelee Kisses Sabrina Chantal and probably a whole lot more. Homework assignment for you. Go see at least one girl from the above and report back to us. :icon_lol:

You guys are all very nice with your repsonses...I am not. Anyone who is an actual professional would know NOT TO WORK during any type of infection. She is the one supposedly with the goo down there-so she has to know somethig aint right. Since she still choose to do massages-she should have skipped the body slides and kept her pants on.

Definitely missing the talented and beautiful Miabella.

The beauty of it... It's'to be open!

I mean, I think it comes down to different strokes for different folks, really (pun definitely intended). I also prefer a longer session, but lots of people are looking for a quick lunch break or some stress relief, and if everyone involved in that encounter is happy with it, then I don't see it as a problem at all. Plus, i definitely see the allure of a quickie sometimes, and the fantasy of meeting someone sneakily between meetings or appointments for a quick and intense session of great sex seems really hot...

Bare-back boner-eating? Close... :)