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The recent passing of two of our member's fathers and the thread on "Do you believe in love" got me to thinking about a lot of things and I want to share something with you. It is a note I sent to my aunt on the day of her anniversary and her reply. Dear #####, This is one of those days where you reminisce about all the good time you had together (discreetly passing over those not-so-good moments that all couples who've had a long and full relationship together have every now and again) and survey that which you accomplished together. Cue the Happy Dance. Love, ***** Hi *****, Aren't you thoughtful! I doubted that anyone else would remember that this was our anniversary -- our 66th if Sam had still been with me. I did go out to the cemetery this morning which I don't do too often, so I had my remembrance that way. The day is beautiful and I thought about the fact that we probably would have been hiking in the past years. In fact, we hiked to our favorite lake on our 55th anniversary, the last time we made it up that rather steep 2 miles. As you say, that was one of the moments I do remember. I do dwell on the good times we had together and not the last few years when Alzheimer's took over. Anyway, thank you so much for thinking of me. I hope all is well with you and the rest of the family and that you are enjoying a very nice start to summer, too. Love, ##### I think I would be a lucky man if someone thought that of me some 20 odd years from now.

Happy fathers day to all the men who play their role and to those women who play both....thankyou!! Xoxo

It is unclear what this part of your post has to do with the original topic of being safe, and it kind of just sounds like you have a gripe. However, in my experience, many e-mails I receive go unanswered not because I have no concept of how to run a business, but because the sender has no concept as to how to address a lady. Or the information I requested is not included and I have other e-mails waiting with all the proper info. Or possibly because the sender is a known bad date. These things include probably at least half of the correspondence I receive regarding "prospective appointments". We are in the business to make money and meet new clients. We LOVE to receive e-mails for prospective appointments and respond to them. But only the ones that are polite, and complete. We don't care to acknowledge or have time to respond to all the other crap that crowds our inboxes. I am not saying this is why you seem to have a problem with this, but I do sometimes see hobbyists complaining about this, and they never seem to think that maybe they are the reason for the lack of response.

It been 2 years on the 11th that I have now belonged to Cerb. So I thought I'd share some of the things I've learned, especially of late 1. That is: Who some say is a good client may not necessarily be for me. If I get the sense that the person interested in seeing me isn't my type best not to follow through. I've done this to many times resulting in wasted time, no fun and regretful moments. I used to get the feeling just because someone, especially a Cerb member, wanted to see me it was necessary to book. I guess I was afraid of the repercussions of refusing:( One persons champagne is another persons beer! 2.Just because someone is a Cerb member doesn't mean their character is golden. I am grateful to be here and thankful I'm accepted by a lot but I have realized that there are unreliable people everywhere, cerb is no exception and, trust has to be earned it isn't guaranteed by any site. Nothing is. :) 3. This is a great place to discuss sex and to dirty talk. 4. We are lucky to have a Canada wide FREE advertising site and I'm happy and thankful to be a part of it:) 5.Thankfully, a site where there can be no bashing, some still make digs, but hey, they have to have something to do:) 6.That perhaps Ottawa is the center of the universe, lol. 7.Research, research ,research- this goes both ways. 8. Being a provider isn't anything to be ashamed of, it can be like actual dating and sometimes surprisingly nice things can result from it. Never be afraid to go beyond your boundaries. Its my time, my body and, mine to share and to do with as I please:) 9. Ignore, ignore, ignore maliciousness. When you do, good things happen:) 10. Most importantly- ENJOY- its alright to have a good time with a date. It is after all about having fun and wanting to give someone else a sample of "you" and that needs to be beneficial for both sides:) 11. Recommendations are nice but they are just an opinion 12. I'm good at a lot of things but I'm the best at just being myself, to some that'll be great and to others not so good, win some lose some. I've learned that its okay not to be liked by everyone . Well my last sentiment-I've been bad-I've been booted out a couple of times-live an learn-move on:) and I've been good-have lots of rep points now:) and cerbie friends- so thanks for letting me into your neighbourhood:)

Hmmmmm..... 1) A luxury hotel suite. It's hard to pack, but I believe it counts as a single item. 2) Condoms. 3) Morgan Freeman. I want him to narrate the adventure and tell amusing stories when my companion and I are not having "the sex"

Why yes us men all communicate like that ! On Pluto. Nice planet I hear. Big rigs there.

re: YMMV.. one sp I used to follow always said in her tagline. It's always YMMV. If you require otherwise.. go here https://www.realdoll.com/

Nothing to do really, time is the best healer, for me at least. Sometimes, well feeling blue is the wrong word, but I'm having mixed feelings, like now, especially hitting me on Father's Day. Grieving (blues) for the loss of my father. But knowing he is no longer suffering and is at peace, I take comfort in that. What also helps is the support received. Friday and yesterday not only receiving phone calls and emails of support from family and friends, civilian friends, the numerous posts, plus PM's and emails from members of this community, it helps, and is more appreciated than you know RG

I hope this isn't hijacking, but just want to offer a quick response to Parsborough's comment. I truly don't think any provider can be blamed for adding on the "YMMV" qualification. Indeed, even if that isn't stated, it should probably be assumed. You ask how a hobbyist is supposed to know what to expect, but you have to reverse that and consider that it is more the service provider who doesn't know what to expect from the client. That is, is it fair to expect someone to always deliver on a service irrespective of how good the hygiene, respectfulness, and attitude of the client is? I think when a particular service is advertised the YMMV is in large part pointing out that the above factors can have an effect on what will take place. Plus, while this is a business as you say, we have to recognize that the service being offered isn't quite on the same level as menu from a restaurant. It may just be that on a given day someone isn't feeling comfortable with a particular intimate act and that has to be respected. I'd be happy to discuss further, though maybe we should move to another thread if so. ---- To respond to Danielle's original post, I can only agree with what everyone else has said. Stick to what you're comfortable with. The problem with anyone who tries to get you to change what you offer (or don't offer) is entirely on them.

Escort services already are HST taxable. In Ontario, just like any other self employed individual (aside from those selling the few exempt goods/services) who claims over $30,000 per year in business income, escorts who gross over that threshhold must be an HST registered business and be paying into it. 13% off the top of every donation paid to a legitimate tax paying HST registered escort goes straight to the government; the rest is then taxed again as income.

I dont use the same language when I correspond with clients than I use to talk with my friend. The "Where r u?" arent very professionnel. If you have to contact your lawyer, doctor or whatever.. I dont think you use "hey wassup" kind of thing. If this is a regular client, this is a different thing but for first approch... "wanna fuck?" "where?" Sorry, its a BIG turn off!

Am I wrong for wanting to play safe? To each their own everyone likes different things and I do respect that but am I wrong for wanting to offer a clean safe bj? Look forward to hearing everyone's opinion xo

I personally use Clarins self-tanner, I like it because when you apply it on the skin it is coloured so you know where you are applying it and if you are missing any spots. I use the Delicious Self Tanning Cream for reference. Only thing I will note is the first time I applied it, I did so without gloves and some of the tanner stained my nails, so plastic gloves are a must when you are applying everywhere but your hands. It really gets you dark quick.

Snacks. :icon_wink: Goes something like, "Life is terrible, might as well have a snack" (A lot of snacks) Kim

Today is father's day and my dad's birthday also...so double wishes to my daddy! Happy father's day gents!!!

I love when you can let it out with someone who is into that and it adds to the excitement and passion of the encounter. I enjoy sweet nothings just as much. I especially love when the dirty talk is whispered in your ear in the middle of things as either a descriptor or a promise of things to come. One thing I can't control it seems is the use of the F bomb when something feels really good. It just comes tumbling from my lips so I always hope no one minds that. I'm not screaming so maybe it's okay LOL!

I agree Lexy my dad passed a few years ago and his death was tragic...my boys miss him so much and it sucks to not have him here today..I would give my life to hold him one more time and tell him I love him ...hugs to you mama I feel your pain

I have a puppy who is more trouble than three kids combined. Does that count? : P hehe

I agree. Happy Father's Day to the real Dads and Happy Father's Day to the Moms doing both jobs!

Maybe an ornament for your tree next Christmas?

I'm sure everyone's heard of the desert island game, where you name the three items you'd want with you if trapped on a desert island (not to be confused with a dessert island...yummy). Anyway, I thought we could play but with a slight twist. Assume you are trapped along with a lady/gent of your choice. Also, rescue is luckily already on the way, but (even luckier) won't show up until the next day. So, now what three items do you want with you? For myself, I think a pitcher of margaritas, a plump soft blanket, and a change of underwear (that last one has nothing to do with the fantasy, I just think it's always a good idea to have a change of underwear when away from home :lol:).

Hi Christy! Sun labs makes a great one! http://www.sunlabsonline.com/ It smells...nice! not like horrible like the old self tanning formulas!

I don't give a hoot if you're a man, a woman or a monkey. If you're arranging a date with someone you don't know, you address yourself in a professional manner. After all, this is a business and contrary to what some might believe, SPs are running a business and we're not one of your buddies texting to meet a bar to watch a game. Maybe that's how it works in your world and your example shows no regard for etiquette when contacting someone ( proves my point) but I do have higher standards of who *I* decide to come into contact with. Is technology to blame that people can't even type out the characters for the word "Hello Jane, Betty or Joan"? Fuck me, what is this world coming to when people can't address someone by their name? Is that too much to ask nowadays?

Well if I am with the lady of my choice and the rescue boat is coming the next day then...... Sun block - gotta protect the bums, boobs, pussies and peckers and stuff Spanking paddle - used for tons of spanking fun but can also be used to paddle a boat, swat flys, smack wild boars for food, slap chop rattlesnakes in half, flip fish outta the water, cook raven's eggs in the hot desert sun, and if there is a golf course it can be a driver, 3 iron and a putter. 7 MM Rifle and one billion bullets - in case the spanking paddle didn't kill the wild boar....feisty little devils they are. and If all goes well on the Island with my sexy lady........... I vote all of you OFF the island !!!!!! Anyone that brought a change of underwear with them....take the dirty's with you please.

Music.... Really I can not live without music Toothbrush/Toothpaste.... I assume we will be doing a lot of kissing... so fresh breath is a must Wine.... Well if we are going to be trapped might as well have a little wine, everything is better with Wine!! hehe.... And I would hope that they would wish for the "practical" stuff.... food/water, blanket and sunscreen.... I will leave that up to my special Someone.... any takers????

For the past 2 months the exact thing has been happening to me as well. Calls are being booked confirmed and still several no shows. I have not had this happen before since many years ago before I knew of CERB and used ******list . It is by no means you :). Your too beautiful:). I am not sure why this is happening I have chose to see my friends I know for now.

It happens to this older gentleman too. It seems to help me if I cut out the self-service, especially the one accompanied by porn. My theory is the porn messes with your arousal circuits and the damn thing no longer works under normal stimuli.

Mmmm two beautiful ladies a terrific sexy duo, a BBQ and hit the night life in Halifax??what else could a gent ask for? I gotta make my way to the coast, for the ladies and their hospitality you 2 ladies rock! :) Wishing you 2 beautiful ladies a great week-end too!

I get variety is the spice of life but with so much of this happening on that and other sites why not just avoid them and stick with cerb, that way you avoid those types of situations.

Danielle.. I know it gets frustrating.. and some days it seems only guys texting to ask for specific non-menu services.. anal, cim, rimming, bbbj.. etc etc.. and it can wear on you. I don't offer any of those things.. and haven't for over 20 years.. and believe me.. I too get clients who love my CBJ. With a condom on neither I nor my client has any fears and we can really let go! which is not to say that this isn't true with those who do BBBJ. I have several friends who offer BBBJ and in duos I fucking love watching them suck a cock. It's my dirty fantasty cum true.. in so many ways.. and the clients and my duo partners respect my desire to use a condom so I can truly be my naughty ranchy self in my own way.. and we always have a great time.. so as many others have echoed.. it's all about the attitude. Respect goes a very long way.. more so than a menu list.. And actually most of my duo partners who do offer this don't even see guys who ask! They have no menu listed and are offended by the question.. as if they are providing a pizza order and they are the pizza toppings requested.

In the US, States and even counties determine laws to a much greater extent than has ever been the case in Canada. Here, criminal laws are federal, period. If something is a crime in Saskatchewan, it's a crime in New Brunswick, too, because the criminal code is the same everywhere. Provincial courts do take into account things like community tolerance, customs and the like when issuing sentences. Police forces seem to operate somewhat differently in different parts of the country, at times. For example, in Winnipeg, there is little help available from the RCMP for prostitutes who have been assaulted or who are being stalked by clients whereas the police are considerably more helpful in similar situations in Vancouver. The tax issue isn't something I understand very well, in terms of the division between federal and provincial tax laws. However, I DO pay HST (now Provincial sales tax and GST in B.C.). It's the law for anyone who earns over $30K a year from self-employment. And there's never a problem with being paid in cash. All the CRA and the laws care about is that income is declared, in full, no matter how it's received.

You are an amazing trustworthy friend and a yummy, sweet and sexy vixen all in one. BBQ and girls night soon!! Danielle can do some serious steaks on the grill!! Love you lots hun, Lexy

Not sure if this applies to you folks. A couple weeks ago I had this happen. Under "usercp" under "user options" under "thread display options" the "show images" box as well as the "enable images for reputation comments" were unchecked for whatever reason. I checked both and saved and boom there they were. ??

Plato has already provided an excellent commentary on this. What I'd like to add is that we should remember that prostitution (the exchange of money or other compensation for sex) in Canada is not a criminal act. It is legal. Nothing in the Supreme Court of Canada's decision will change that legal fact. When we talk about "decriminalization" of prostitution in Canada we're referring to the activities associated with it (bawdy houses, solicitation, living off the avails etc). In other words, "decriminalization" in Canada doesn't deal with the "what" it addresses the "how". Since prostitution is already legal, if there is an issue of discrimination it already falls under Provincial Human Rights legislation which generally prevents people or corporations from discrimination "based on a characteristic or perceived characteristic". As Plato pointed out the Charter of Rights and Freedoms protects "individual" political, civil and linguistic rights from being violated by excessive and unreasonable "government laws". The Supreme Court decision won't suddenly introduce discrimination as a new issue. Additional Comments: There's quite a significant difference between a Criminal Code violation and a municipal bylaw violation for a zoning or licensing infraction. A criminal conviction related to current prostitution laws can result in jail time. That's hardship enough for the person convicted, but it also has an impact upon family/dependants. It can result in children being placed in foster care or affect child custody cases. A criminal record will arise in criminal records checks for employment, thereby limiting future employment and income opportunities. In other words a criminal conviction follows you for the rest of your life at significant financial and emotional cost to an sp and their family A municipal bylaw infraction on the other hand is like a parking ticket. It won't recriminalize sp's. You pay the fine and it doesn't result in a criminal record. You carry on with your life. In the most extreme instances it might result in an injunction or cease and desist order requiring you to move the business and obtain the appropriate permits/licenses. That's inconvenient, but a huge advance over the current legal situation. Municipalities will try to restrict and specify where prostitution services can take place. That's what zoning laws do. For sp's working discretely by themselves from home, a rented apartment or doing outcalls, municipal zoning bylaws and licenses aren't really going to change anything even if municipalitues prohibit prostitution services as a "home based business" or "home occupation". Sp's will carry on with their business under the radar, regardless of bylaws and there won't be any "crackdowns" by municipal bylaw officers. Bylaw investigations will only occur if there's sufficient activity to draw the attention and complaints of neighbours. No different than now really. No harm no foul. Brothels will be where the real zoning debate will occur. If you look at where and how strip clubs and massage parlours are currently permitted in your municipality that will give you a pretty good idea of where and how brothels will be permitted.

Every lady I have been with is a gem. To compare them to each other is impossible and unfair to all of them. Research, explore, choose and enjoy the company of the one you're with.

Hi, this is my 3rd year on Cerb, 1st year was mostly lurking and reading the various post and threads and getting to know the SP's/MA's and gentlemen on the board thru their postings. It was almost a year before I took the plunge to meet my 1st SP. She was a kind young woman that gave a great first experience and second experience. I met my second SP in the following year, and she was a great experience and I have seen many times since, and we have become good friends. After that I had my first GFE Massage and it was great which then lead to many more GFE Massages, Now in my third year of hobbying, I have started to meet many more Cerb women and each experience seems to get better and better. I even had my first duo last week :). It was exceptional :) This is a summary of what I've learnt from being on Cerb and my experiences with Cerb women :). What I've learnt from the Cerb Community: - it is a community of caring Men and Women. - it is a source of useful information - is a source of recommended women that have had proven reputations. - it is a place where information can be asked and answered - it is a social community where members have helped each other in need. - it is a place where discussions can be debated. - There are senior members that give good advice to the Newbie's - Also thanks the CERB MOD, he has does a great job, keeping the board running and moderating the members and post. - without the Mod there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from the Cerb Chat Room: - This is a great place to make friends and meet the other members. - I have spent hours in chat, talking to the men and women of Cerb. - Have met people from around Canada. - I have helped and been helped with other members. - Some night we have a lot of laughs. - Other nights meaningful discussions. What I have learnt from the Cerb Gentlemen: - They are here to help others with information about the industry - They are kind and thoughtful men and know how to show respect to the women of Cerb. - Established gentlemen are proven safe men for the Cerb Women. - Some of them have a great sense of humour. - They have come to the assistance of other members in need. - Without the gentlemen, there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from Cerb Women: - They are kind and sexy women. - They except people for who they are , regardless of race or colour or size. - All they expect is for them to be clean, smell good and show them with respect. - Please respect their time and limitations. - Arrive on time with the proper donations. - No negotiation of donations. - If you can't make it please call to cancel. - It takes a special woman to be able to do this job. - The women who really enjoy this job and pleasing men give the best service. - Beauty and sexuality is shown from within the person. What I have learnt from myself: - When I started I was a shy man around women. - Now I have more confidence and have no problem being naked with strange women :) - I enjoy spending intimate time with Cerb women. - I enjoy chatting with learning about the real person. - I have become friends with several of the women and keep in contact with them. - Women seem to actually like me for some reason. - As with all meetings, YMMV, But I've learnt to be a gentleman and have in general received better services then I expected :) - Always please the women first, and they will return the favour :) - As I always say, I'm a gentleman and the woman cum first :) Advice to Newbies: - Read the above facts :) - Respect the women. - Be a gentleman. - Women with recommendations are a good choice, but in all cases YMMV. - Participate and become part of the Cerb Community. In closing. I love being on CERB, it has become a daily part of my life. and Thank you to all you women for being sexy, kind, beautiful and emotionally strong to be able to provide the services that you do. I am grateful for the exceptional times that I have spent with Cerb women, they know who they are :). And I hope to have many more great experiences. Gentlemen and women, let's hear what you have learnt from your experiences on Cerb.

Thanks to the OP for sharing his lovely story. The post and the responses have put me in mind of a blog entry I read this morning. It talks about how the people who we love and those who love us shape our identity. It tends towards considering the parent/child relationship but is applicable to anyone you love. The TED talk at the bottom of the article is beautiful. "I do not accept subtractive models of love, only additive ones." http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2013/06/12/andrew-solomon-far-from-the-tree/

I am very sorry for your lost, RG. My deepest condolences to you and your family. Memories will always be in your heart.

I absolutely love it and it she's in to it as well, then you can't have a better encounter. It is sooo hot!

It's pretty clear to me that the huge amount of public education we've been doing since Justice Himmel's Ontario court decision, the Picton hearing and the Ontario Court of Appeal decision is just a start. If the SCC decides to uphold the OCA and, by extension, Justice Himmel, things will be in flux for quite awhile and public education will need to increase. For example, the public should know is that there are many thousands of independent paid companions in Canada and that we've been working in their neighbourhoods for many years, very quietly and discretely, without causing a problem for anyone. Most of us don't want to change what we're doing or the way we do it. If we haven't caused a disturbance already, it's highly unlikely that we will in time to come. People will raise concerns about noise, traffic, parking and any potential dangers related to lust-crazed men roaming around their neighbourhoods. But most of these concerns are unrealistic. Noise problems are municipal by-laws offenses already. As for traffic and parking, well, I know that a psychiatrist lives about a block and a half to the west of me and that he sees five or six patients in his home every weekday. They park on the street. There's a marriage and family therapist who runs her practice out of her home, about two blocks north of my home. She probably has five or six meetings per day, too. As for me, I haven't seen five or six clients a day in years. But even if I did, that traffic wouldn't be any greater than the psychiatrist's or the therapist's. Heck, a family with three active teenagers is likely to have more people arriving and leaving during the evening and on weekends than I ever could. So we'll need to talk about the scale of our work and the kind of impact a one or two-worker brothel like mine has on the community. Bigger establishments are a different matter, but they also can be regulated via municipal by-laws, building codes and the like. I think that people will quickly begin to understand that these places are not going to spring up overnight, like mushrooms after it rains. No one knows how many will open, or where, or who will fund them. There are ladies who want to work in publicly recognized brothels, but no one knows whether there's enough clientele to support more than a couple in most cities. I don't want to work in a multi-worker establishment: it's just not my style and, after all these years, I don't want to change. I'm also quite certain that virtually none of my regular visitors would ever consider going to a known brothel. Their privacy is extremely important to them. This is why I don't agree with Miss Jane when she says that "the whole foundation of discretion nowadays is dependent to a large extent on the existing criminal laws". The criminal laws have influenced the way that many of us work, it's true. But I think that many people will have enduring interest in privacy and discretion even if the laws change. Perhaps one day, decades from now, the social climate will be different. But I doubt that my guests or I will be alive to see it. As I've said elsewhere, if the SCC strikes down the laws and prostitution is decriminalized, I think the major focus will be on multi-staff, commercial establishments for quite awhile, not on independent companions. The large houses will attract a lot of attention. But regulating independent women like me is a much greater headache because our work varies greatly. For example, I usually entertain one person a day. For much of the rainy winter, I met them at my home. In the last two weeks, I've only seen four visitors here. I've met everyone else in hotels, mostly downtown. Now, I've been working for quite awhile but most paid companions join our profession for less than six months; the next-largest group works for just under a year before retiring. Keeping track of all of us is all but impossible. What will the public accept? It's very hard to say. Different communities, different neighbourhoods and different parts of the country will probably take different attitudes and approaches. Vancouver will be very tolerant, in general, much as it is with marijuana. Toronto will probably be almost as accepting. But Red Deer? Regina? Fredericton? I have no idea. I wouldn't be so sure about the difficulties for independents, Curve. That is, legislators and by-laws writers may try to regulate independent companions, yes. But will they succeed? We are notoriously difficult to regulate, now and highly adept at working around laws, restrictions and limitations. I don't imagine many of us will change. I for one will accept whatever advantages new legislation may bring and am more than likely to reject restrictions that I don't consider to be of benefit to me and my visitors. I've been quite comfortable working outside the bounds for a long time and am prepared to continue, if need be.

Two talented guys.

Joan and I are old friends, so naturally I was ecstatic when I learned she was back in town. She was even hotter than I remember, with her long blonde hair now cascading past her shoulders. We started off catching up on old times, and then moved on to more sensual activities. Joan is a true GFE in every sense of the word, and does her utmost to make you feel special. I especially enjoy holding her in my arms and talking, as she has an incredible personality to match her smoking body. I'm counting the days until I can see her again. Highly recommended!

Thank you so much for this thread. Very wise words, and it really is true. I have learnt from Cerb to reach out to others. I have always worked alone. Even if working with an agency, I still kept to myself. It wasn't that I was shy, but more that I really didn't trust others. There were too many trouble makers, shit disturbers and those out to take from you what you have. Here, however, I have made some really good friends. People that want to help, not because they want something in return, but they genuinely want to help you. I have had sp's contact me for no reason, but to say hi, if you ever need any help, I am here for you. Not that I was in crisis, but that they see that I was new, and they wanted to make sure I was welcome. When working in this industry, those that do not work in it really don't understand. They think they do, but really they don't. Here, I have found sp's and hobbyists that have brought information to my attention, that I would never have thought of myself. The perspective of another sp. Also, the perspective of another hobbyist. This alone is so valuable. I am grateful for cerb. Not specifically as an advertising site. I can get that anywhere. Even as a recommendation site, well, that helps, but in reality, even without the recommendations or the advertisements, what I get from here is a sense I have a whole country that is routing for me, is watching my back, loves me and treats me with respect. Wow, and I don't even have to pay anything for this. I have become the provider I want to be. I have been able to showcase my talents, ideas, thoughts, silly stuff and of course the serious stuff. Thank you to everyone that makes this site such a great commodity. It is my resource, my inspiration, my desire to better myself. I am blessed to be here and I thank everyone. xoxo

No, this is not some miracle drug or magic pill, though to be honest, you would be surprised how much it helps. What I am referring to are these: MBerry-tablets To give those of you who might not be link clicking friendly a brief description, it is a pill you dissolve on your tongue and it alters your taste buds, usually for about 45 minutes to an hour, so that everything tastes sweeter almost like ice cream versions of itself. With oranges it is like having sorbet, cheese becomes close to cream cheese frosting like on carrot cake and pineapple just blows me away. The reason I am drawing attention to this is because while we all have clients who we understand are sanitary, once the condom goes on, everything tastes funny, I for one hate the taste of going down on a girl after intercourse with a condom on and have found that using these really help alleviate any problems I had. This could be great for the girls too who I am sure have problematic clients like myself who just won't finish the majority of the time and you go back to BBBJ after an hour of intercourse and warm face cloths just don't do the trick.

Thanks Old Dog for sharing my blog here :) This board looks amazing - I'm really keen to peruse it in more detail. Also I now feel like a bacon sandwich ;) Lara xxx

Handy 4 step method to tell if you're clean enough for your date. 1) Lick your finger. 2) Rub it around your bunghole. 3) Lick your finger again. 4) Does it taste like shit? - Yes: Get in the shower and wash yo ass boy. You nasty! Go to step 1. - No: You're ready! :-D