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The recent passing of two of our member's fathers and the thread on "Do you believe in love" got me to thinking about a lot of things and I want to share something with you. It is a note I sent to my aunt on the day of her anniversary and her reply. Dear #####, This is one of those days where you reminisce about all the good time you had together (discreetly passing over those not-so-good moments that all couples who've had a long and full relationship together have every now and again) and survey that which you accomplished together. Cue the Happy Dance. Love, ***** Hi *****, Aren't you thoughtful! I doubted that anyone else would remember that this was our anniversary -- our 66th if Sam had still been with me. I did go out to the cemetery this morning which I don't do too often, so I had my remembrance that way. The day is beautiful and I thought about the fact that we probably would have been hiking in the past years. In fact, we hiked to our favorite lake on our 55th anniversary, the last time we made it up that rather steep 2 miles. As you say, that was one of the moments I do remember. I do dwell on the good times we had together and not the last few years when Alzheimer's took over. Anyway, thank you so much for thinking of me. I hope all is well with you and the rest of the family and that you are enjoying a very nice start to summer, too. Love, ##### I think I would be a lucky man if someone thought that of me some 20 odd years from now.

Happy fathers day to all the men who play their role and to those women who play both....thankyou!! Xoxo

It is unclear what this part of your post has to do with the original topic of being safe, and it kind of just sounds like you have a gripe. However, in my experience, many e-mails I receive go unanswered not because I have no concept of how to run a business, but because the sender has no concept as to how to address a lady. Or the information I requested is not included and I have other e-mails waiting with all the proper info. Or possibly because the sender is a known bad date. These things include probably at least half of the correspondence I receive regarding "prospective appointments". We are in the business to make money and meet new clients. We LOVE to receive e-mails for prospective appointments and respond to them. But only the ones that are polite, and complete. We don't care to acknowledge or have time to respond to all the other crap that crowds our inboxes. I am not saying this is why you seem to have a problem with this, but I do sometimes see hobbyists complaining about this, and they never seem to think that maybe they are the reason for the lack of response.

It been 2 years on the 11th that I have now belonged to Cerb. So I thought I'd share some of the things I've learned, especially of late 1. That is: Who some say is a good client may not necessarily be for me. If I get the sense that the person interested in seeing me isn't my type best not to follow through. I've done this to many times resulting in wasted time, no fun and regretful moments. I used to get the feeling just because someone, especially a Cerb member, wanted to see me it was necessary to book. I guess I was afraid of the repercussions of refusing:( One persons champagne is another persons beer! 2.Just because someone is a Cerb member doesn't mean their character is golden. I am grateful to be here and thankful I'm accepted by a lot but I have realized that there are unreliable people everywhere, cerb is no exception and, trust has to be earned it isn't guaranteed by any site. Nothing is. :) 3. This is a great place to discuss sex and to dirty talk. 4. We are lucky to have a Canada wide FREE advertising site and I'm happy and thankful to be a part of it:) 5.Thankfully, a site where there can be no bashing, some still make digs, but hey, they have to have something to do:) 6.That perhaps Ottawa is the center of the universe, lol. 7.Research, research ,research- this goes both ways. 8. Being a provider isn't anything to be ashamed of, it can be like actual dating and sometimes surprisingly nice things can result from it. Never be afraid to go beyond your boundaries. Its my time, my body and, mine to share and to do with as I please:) 9. Ignore, ignore, ignore maliciousness. When you do, good things happen:) 10. Most importantly- ENJOY- its alright to have a good time with a date. It is after all about having fun and wanting to give someone else a sample of "you" and that needs to be beneficial for both sides:) 11. Recommendations are nice but they are just an opinion 12. I'm good at a lot of things but I'm the best at just being myself, to some that'll be great and to others not so good, win some lose some. I've learned that its okay not to be liked by everyone . Well my last sentiment-I've been bad-I've been booted out a couple of times-live an learn-move on:) and I've been good-have lots of rep points now:) and cerbie friends- so thanks for letting me into your neighbourhood:)

Hmmmmm..... 1) A luxury hotel suite. It's hard to pack, but I believe it counts as a single item. 2) Condoms. 3) Morgan Freeman. I want him to narrate the adventure and tell amusing stories when my companion and I are not having "the sex"

Why yes us men all communicate like that ! On Pluto. Nice planet I hear. Big rigs there.

re: YMMV.. one sp I used to follow always said in her tagline. It's always YMMV. If you require otherwise.. go here https://www.realdoll.com/

Nothing to do really, time is the best healer, for me at least. Sometimes, well feeling blue is the wrong word, but I'm having mixed feelings, like now, especially hitting me on Father's Day. Grieving (blues) for the loss of my father. But knowing he is no longer suffering and is at peace, I take comfort in that. What also helps is the support received. Friday and yesterday not only receiving phone calls and emails of support from family and friends, civilian friends, the numerous posts, plus PM's and emails from members of this community, it helps, and is more appreciated than you know RG

I hope this isn't hijacking, but just want to offer a quick response to Parsborough's comment. I truly don't think any provider can be blamed for adding on the "YMMV" qualification. Indeed, even if that isn't stated, it should probably be assumed. You ask how a hobbyist is supposed to know what to expect, but you have to reverse that and consider that it is more the service provider who doesn't know what to expect from the client. That is, is it fair to expect someone to always deliver on a service irrespective of how good the hygiene, respectfulness, and attitude of the client is? I think when a particular service is advertised the YMMV is in large part pointing out that the above factors can have an effect on what will take place. Plus, while this is a business as you say, we have to recognize that the service being offered isn't quite on the same level as menu from a restaurant. It may just be that on a given day someone isn't feeling comfortable with a particular intimate act and that has to be respected. I'd be happy to discuss further, though maybe we should move to another thread if so. ---- To respond to Danielle's original post, I can only agree with what everyone else has said. Stick to what you're comfortable with. The problem with anyone who tries to get you to change what you offer (or don't offer) is entirely on them.

Escort services already are HST taxable. In Ontario, just like any other self employed individual (aside from those selling the few exempt goods/services) who claims over $30,000 per year in business income, escorts who gross over that threshhold must be an HST registered business and be paying into it. 13% off the top of every donation paid to a legitimate tax paying HST registered escort goes straight to the government; the rest is then taxed again as income.

I dont use the same language when I correspond with clients than I use to talk with my friend. The "Where r u?" arent very professionnel. If you have to contact your lawyer, doctor or whatever.. I dont think you use "hey wassup" kind of thing. If this is a regular client, this is a different thing but for first approch... "wanna fuck?" "where?" Sorry, its a BIG turn off!

Am I wrong for wanting to play safe? To each their own everyone likes different things and I do respect that but am I wrong for wanting to offer a clean safe bj? Look forward to hearing everyone's opinion xo

I personally use Clarins self-tanner, I like it because when you apply it on the skin it is coloured so you know where you are applying it and if you are missing any spots. I use the Delicious Self Tanning Cream for reference. Only thing I will note is the first time I applied it, I did so without gloves and some of the tanner stained my nails, so plastic gloves are a must when you are applying everywhere but your hands. It really gets you dark quick.

Snacks. :icon_wink: Goes something like, "Life is terrible, might as well have a snack" (A lot of snacks) Kim

Today is father's day and my dad's birthday also...so double wishes to my daddy! Happy father's day gents!!!

I love when you can let it out with someone who is into that and it adds to the excitement and passion of the encounter. I enjoy sweet nothings just as much. I especially love when the dirty talk is whispered in your ear in the middle of things as either a descriptor or a promise of things to come. One thing I can't control it seems is the use of the F bomb when something feels really good. It just comes tumbling from my lips so I always hope no one minds that. I'm not screaming so maybe it's okay LOL!

I agree Lexy my dad passed a few years ago and his death was tragic...my boys miss him so much and it sucks to not have him here today..I would give my life to hold him one more time and tell him I love him ...hugs to you mama I feel your pain

I have a puppy who is more trouble than three kids combined. Does that count? : P hehe

I agree. Happy Father's Day to the real Dads and Happy Father's Day to the Moms doing both jobs!

Maybe an ornament for your tree next Christmas?

I'm sure everyone's heard of the desert island game, where you name the three items you'd want with you if trapped on a desert island (not to be confused with a dessert island...yummy). Anyway, I thought we could play but with a slight twist. Assume you are trapped along with a lady/gent of your choice. Also, rescue is luckily already on the way, but (even luckier) won't show up until the next day. So, now what three items do you want with you? For myself, I think a pitcher of margaritas, a plump soft blanket, and a change of underwear (that last one has nothing to do with the fantasy, I just think it's always a good idea to have a change of underwear when away from home :lol:).

Hi Christy! Sun labs makes a great one! http://www.sunlabsonline.com/ It smells...nice! not like horrible like the old self tanning formulas!

I don't give a hoot if you're a man, a woman or a monkey. If you're arranging a date with someone you don't know, you address yourself in a professional manner. After all, this is a business and contrary to what some might believe, SPs are running a business and we're not one of your buddies texting to meet a bar to watch a game. Maybe that's how it works in your world and your example shows no regard for etiquette when contacting someone ( proves my point) but I do have higher standards of who *I* decide to come into contact with. Is technology to blame that people can't even type out the characters for the word "Hello Jane, Betty or Joan"? Fuck me, what is this world coming to when people can't address someone by their name? Is that too much to ask nowadays?

Well if I am with the lady of my choice and the rescue boat is coming the next day then...... Sun block - gotta protect the bums, boobs, pussies and peckers and stuff Spanking paddle - used for tons of spanking fun but can also be used to paddle a boat, swat flys, smack wild boars for food, slap chop rattlesnakes in half, flip fish outta the water, cook raven's eggs in the hot desert sun, and if there is a golf course it can be a driver, 3 iron and a putter. 7 MM Rifle and one billion bullets - in case the spanking paddle didn't kill the wild boar....feisty little devils they are. and If all goes well on the Island with my sexy lady........... I vote all of you OFF the island !!!!!! Anyone that brought a change of underwear with them....take the dirty's with you please.

Music.... Really I can not live without music Toothbrush/Toothpaste.... I assume we will be doing a lot of kissing... so fresh breath is a must Wine.... Well if we are going to be trapped might as well have a little wine, everything is better with Wine!! hehe.... And I would hope that they would wish for the "practical" stuff.... food/water, blanket and sunscreen.... I will leave that up to my special Someone.... any takers????

For the past 2 months the exact thing has been happening to me as well. Calls are being booked confirmed and still several no shows. I have not had this happen before since many years ago before I knew of CERB and used ******list . It is by no means you :). Your too beautiful:). I am not sure why this is happening I have chose to see my friends I know for now.

It happens to this older gentleman too. It seems to help me if I cut out the self-service, especially the one accompanied by porn. My theory is the porn messes with your arousal circuits and the damn thing no longer works under normal stimuli.

Mmmm two beautiful ladies a terrific sexy duo, a BBQ and hit the night life in Halifax??what else could a gent ask for? I gotta make my way to the coast, for the ladies and their hospitality you 2 ladies rock! :) Wishing you 2 beautiful ladies a great week-end too!

I get variety is the spice of life but with so much of this happening on that and other sites why not just avoid them and stick with cerb, that way you avoid those types of situations.

Danielle.. I know it gets frustrating.. and some days it seems only guys texting to ask for specific non-menu services.. anal, cim, rimming, bbbj.. etc etc.. and it can wear on you. I don't offer any of those things.. and haven't for over 20 years.. and believe me.. I too get clients who love my CBJ. With a condom on neither I nor my client has any fears and we can really let go! which is not to say that this isn't true with those who do BBBJ. I have several friends who offer BBBJ and in duos I fucking love watching them suck a cock. It's my dirty fantasty cum true.. in so many ways.. and the clients and my duo partners respect my desire to use a condom so I can truly be my naughty ranchy self in my own way.. and we always have a great time.. so as many others have echoed.. it's all about the attitude. Respect goes a very long way.. more so than a menu list.. And actually most of my duo partners who do offer this don't even see guys who ask! They have no menu listed and are offended by the question.. as if they are providing a pizza order and they are the pizza toppings requested.

In the US, States and even counties determine laws to a much greater extent than has ever been the case in Canada. Here, criminal laws are federal, period. If something is a crime in Saskatchewan, it's a crime in New Brunswick, too, because the criminal code is the same everywhere. Provincial courts do take into account things like community tolerance, customs and the like when issuing sentences. Police forces seem to operate somewhat differently in different parts of the country, at times. For example, in Winnipeg, there is little help available from the RCMP for prostitutes who have been assaulted or who are being stalked by clients whereas the police are considerably more helpful in similar situations in Vancouver. The tax issue isn't something I understand very well, in terms of the division between federal and provincial tax laws. However, I DO pay HST (now Provincial sales tax and GST in B.C.). It's the law for anyone who earns over $30K a year from self-employment. And there's never a problem with being paid in cash. All the CRA and the laws care about is that income is declared, in full, no matter how it's received.

You are an amazing trustworthy friend and a yummy, sweet and sexy vixen all in one. BBQ and girls night soon!! Danielle can do some serious steaks on the grill!! Love you lots hun, Lexy

Not sure if this applies to you folks. A couple weeks ago I had this happen. Under "usercp" under "user options" under "thread display options" the "show images" box as well as the "enable images for reputation comments" were unchecked for whatever reason. I checked both and saved and boom there they were. ??

Plato has already provided an excellent commentary on this. What I'd like to add is that we should remember that prostitution (the exchange of money or other compensation for sex) in Canada is not a criminal act. It is legal. Nothing in the Supreme Court of Canada's decision will change that legal fact. When we talk about "decriminalization" of prostitution in Canada we're referring to the activities associated with it (bawdy houses, solicitation, living off the avails etc). In other words, "decriminalization" in Canada doesn't deal with the "what" it addresses the "how". Since prostitution is already legal, if there is an issue of discrimination it already falls under Provincial Human Rights legislation which generally prevents people or corporations from discrimination "based on a characteristic or perceived characteristic". As Plato pointed out the Charter of Rights and Freedoms protects "individual" political, civil and linguistic rights from being violated by excessive and unreasonable "government laws". The Supreme Court decision won't suddenly introduce discrimination as a new issue. Additional Comments: There's quite a significant difference between a Criminal Code violation and a municipal bylaw violation for a zoning or licensing infraction. A criminal conviction related to current prostitution laws can result in jail time. That's hardship enough for the person convicted, but it also has an impact upon family/dependants. It can result in children being placed in foster care or affect child custody cases. A criminal record will arise in criminal records checks for employment, thereby limiting future employment and income opportunities. In other words a criminal conviction follows you for the rest of your life at significant financial and emotional cost to an sp and their family A municipal bylaw infraction on the other hand is like a parking ticket. It won't recriminalize sp's. You pay the fine and it doesn't result in a criminal record. You carry on with your life. In the most extreme instances it might result in an injunction or cease and desist order requiring you to move the business and obtain the appropriate permits/licenses. That's inconvenient, but a huge advance over the current legal situation. Municipalities will try to restrict and specify where prostitution services can take place. That's what zoning laws do. For sp's working discretely by themselves from home, a rented apartment or doing outcalls, municipal zoning bylaws and licenses aren't really going to change anything even if municipalitues prohibit prostitution services as a "home based business" or "home occupation". Sp's will carry on with their business under the radar, regardless of bylaws and there won't be any "crackdowns" by municipal bylaw officers. Bylaw investigations will only occur if there's sufficient activity to draw the attention and complaints of neighbours. No different than now really. No harm no foul. Brothels will be where the real zoning debate will occur. If you look at where and how strip clubs and massage parlours are currently permitted in your municipality that will give you a pretty good idea of where and how brothels will be permitted.

Every lady I have been with is a gem. To compare them to each other is impossible and unfair to all of them. Research, explore, choose and enjoy the company of the one you're with.

Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads out there!

I do agree with you about doing what you feel is comfortable and enjoyable as both a sp and a hobbiest....and we all need to respect each others boundaries wether we think its right or wrong...in this line of work I feel we are way too judgemental towards each other and yes I am so guilty of that but it is our body and minds and our choice to do as we please

St. Tropez (you can get in Sephora) the entire line is amazing

I am very sorry for your lost, NJ. My deepest condolences to you and your family. Memories will always be in your heart. Take Care.

This thread has gone on for four pages and no one wants their MTV?? http://www.veoh.com/watch/e178381Gmta9Kdw?h1=Dire+Straits+-+Money+for+Nothing

Congratulations, Nicolette! A feat of no small dimensions! You're a true pillar in our community and I for one really enjoy your posts, too. Looking forward to many more in the months (and years ;) ) to come. FR

Notch, I am so sorry to hear of your loss. Big hugs and love from the Maritimes. xoxo

Just got the news I've been expecting. Dad passed away last night after battling cancer. Very mixed feelings. Grieving for the loss of my father. But glad he is no longer suffering. And somewhat of a relief too, this call has been expected since December. I'm not a person who needs a phone with me all the time but 24-7 I've had it since December. They are cremating him, and instead of a funeral, next month it will be a Celebration Of His Life. Guess his wife wants to make sure everyone is on summer holidays and will be able to come to Nova Scotia Father's Day will really be strange this Sunday RG

Usually I do not allow address's posted (i ask that that info be PM'd) but in this case I think it may be best to keep it up as they obviously are using fake photos and fake names it's easy to change a phone number but at least this gives you all a better heads up. I hate bait and switch and crappy scams like this.

25. The Incall. You finally get your greatest wish. Today's the day you are seeing Alotta Fagina. Sweet Jeebus. You have abstained from fondling your manly bits for 26 hours in anticipation of this glorious event, beating your old record by ... umm... pretty much 26 hours. Man you love your wiener. You have followed all posted rules and etiquette. You booked your appointment by her preferred method of contact, you have the envelope containing the exact amount for your encounter, you have groomed yourself, you smell good, you feel healthy... heck you even went to Alotta's website and purchased a gift card for her from her favourite vendor, Magical Walid's House of Middle Eastern Cheese. You are soooooo good to go. You arrive at the destination five minutes before your appointment and knock on her door at precisely 2:00 pm. You sir, are a rock star. You enter her home. You are now stepping foot into Villa Fagina. It's beautiful. Tastefully decorated, the house is a testament to the woman that you have lusted after since joining CERB. Uh oh. Nerves. You know what happens when the nerves hit. Pee pee. You must make a pee pee. Maintaining your suave demeanour, you saunter over to Alotta and say in your sexiest voice, "Alotta, my glamourous minx, purveyor of pleasures of the flesh, my near naked nymph. I gotta pee. Where's the potty?" Alotta directs you to your destination. You enter the bathroom and come face to face with your personal demon. Her medicine cabinet. What to do. I KNEW I should have read that whole thread. If I open her cabinet, will I be struck down with penis cooties??? Good GODS... what would Old Dog do??? Empowered by his love for the super friends, a spectral image of Old Dog appears straight from his crystal cavern in the depths of downtown Ottawa: You hear an awesomely wicked voice saying, "Open that cabinet and I will give you penis cooties. Use your head. Be a happy hobbyist. Respect her privacy. Oh... and remember to wash your hands really well and put that seat back down after you flush." It's not rocket science. You are at her place of business for a very good reason. That reason is not to invade her privacy - follow her to her boudoir and be happy. Alotta Fagina has given you access to her sensuality, not her stuff. 26. Serial Texting You want to see her. She is soooooooooooooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOooooo freakin' HAWT. You have everything prepared. You think, "I'm gonna get laid tonight, I'm gonna get laid tonight." You do a happy dance. It's a little disconcerting. Even to you. You stop and vow never to repeat the "anticipating getting laid" dance again. You see she accepts texts. So that's what you do. You: Hey BB (1:39 pm) Her: Oh, hi. (1:41 pm) You: Hey BB (1:42 pm) Her: Oh, Hi again. (1:44 pm) You: Hey BB (1:45 pm) Her: Ummm, Hi again, again. (1:49 pm) You: Hey BB, yer pretty. (1:50 pm) Her: Ummm thanks. (1:55 pm) You: Yer pretty. I have a boner. (1:56 pm) Her: Ummmmm, that's nice. Is there a point you are trying to make. (2:10 pm) You: Yer pretty, I still have a boner. (2:11 pm) Her: Okay. It's nice that that happens for you. Do I know you? (2:42 pm) You: Hey BB. My boner is still there. You have nice boobs. (2:43 pm) Her: I do have nice boobs. Thank you. (3:20 pm) You: I lost my boner but got another one. I like your boobs alot. (3:21 pm) Her: That's really, umm, nice of you to say. You know "alot" is actually two words. Was there something that you needed to ask? (4:12 pm) You: I lost my second boner but got another one again. Yer HAWT. You have a great ass. (4:13 pm) Her: Oh thanks again. Will you please stop sending me texts? (5:22 pm) You: I have my fourth boner. (5:23 pm) You: Why won't you ANSWER me? (5:28 pm) You: You are a boner killer. Wait. It's okay. Number 5 just happened. Please answer. (5:33 pm) You: Hey BB (5:38 pm) You: Hey BB (5:43 pm) You: Hey BB (5:51 pm) You: Hey BB, my boner feels weird. (5:53 pm) You: Hey BB, my boner just collapsed in on itself. (5:56 pm) You: Hey BB, the cat just ate my boner. (5:58 pm) You: Bitch, you ruined my life. (6:01 pm) You: On the upside, I have a mangina now. I am going to steal all your business. (6:02 pm) You: On the downside, my mangina is not feeling that great. I hate you. (6:03 pm) You: Answer ME! (6:04 pm) You: You used your super powers didn't you? (6:05 pm) You: My tummy feels weird. Did you give me some kind of virus? (6:06 pm) You: Dammit. All I want to do is listen the Celine Dion now. (6:07 pm) You: You did this. (6:08pm) You: I'm sorry (6:09 pm) You: This is my last text to you. (6:10 pm) You: No, this is my last text. (6:11 pm) You: :( There we have it. Serial texters get penis cooties and listen to Celine Dion. It's a true fact, as witnessed above.

I had the pleasure of spending some time with Lola on Saturday for a massage. She is a classy and sensual lady that can make you feel comfortable immediately. Her big brown eyes will hypnotize you and her smile widens as she sees your reaction to her tender erotic massage. I can't describe how much this gorgeous French/Spanish lady is into pleasing you! Her ad said she would "make you feel like a king as it should be" and I started the session by saying I wanted to be treated like a king like her ad said. Boy did I get the royal treatment! This beauty was a masseuse for 4 years and is testing the waters regarding erotic massage. I booked a 45 min session and after half an hour, I was running to put more money in the meter (sort of speak) to extend the session. Lola has a clientele in Montreal and is currently testing the Ottawa market a few days a week. I'd love to keep this lady all to myself but quite selfishly, I want to see her fill her dance card in Ottawa as while it would be definitely worth the trip to Montreal for a repeat, I would prefer her to be closer. IF you are looking for a beautiful classy lady to give you an awesome massage that is relaxing, this is the girl....I won't even mention the slides other than to say this beauty will have you singing "la,la,la,la....la Lola" for many hours after the massage!