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It is a SCAM and when I have time I love to waste their time. I act all concerned when they tell me I have a virus that's affecting the whole network but not to worry they will help me. So I play dumb and have them guide me through the processes to rid my computer of viruses. What they try to convince you to do is to disable certain security on your computer that would allow them to install a msn type appllication that will allow them remote operation of your computer, in doing so they can install keystroke and spyware software and also install a virus cleaner that will prompt you to purchase a spyware cleaner of course for that you need to give them your credit card info. So I like to fumble my way around the computer and pretend like I don't know what I'm doing and just frustrate the hell out of them. Other times when I don't have the time I tell them "yes there is a message on my computer" they act all concerned and helpful and ask that I read it out to them. I tell them yes it says " Microsoft windows has detected that you are being scammed over the telephone please advise the caller to FUCK OFF" Usually they reply back with a barrage of slurs and nonsensical insults, my favorite being when the gentleman on the phone told me " you sir put your penis into your anus!" and then hung up on me, LOL

I have always felt fairly conflicted about listing specific services (menu style). It really takes away from the spontaneity of the encounter IMHO. Personally, everything is YMMV with my guests depending on a variety of factors (hygiene, trust, comfort level, length of the encounter, how long I've known the client, etc.). I do have some hard limits and those are listed on my website.

Peek-A-Boo! :) Passion Vitto nailed it ;) Thanks hun. Hear Me Roar ;) XO P.S. I will be trying my HARDest to respond to everyone's Pm's ASAP. Thankya for your patience ;) Muah!

Off course Claire is still around!,, no need to panic! She is a busy girl and cant come online all the time...as for the website if you are using claireheavens.com thats no longer working..,you should be looking at http://claireheavensinottawa.com Go catch her! :-)

Wow at $1300 an hour, Gege just discribed the MDE (medical doctor experience). Please turn your head and cough. At those rates you're better off to just fly one of our amazing CERB ladies to see you while you're there.

G is for Geez I wish you were here!

I quite agree with Nathalie's thoughts on the matter. In fact, "YMMV" is the default regardless when enjoying the privilege of companionship, paid or unpaid. As I had said in another post, "Consent is EVERYTHING." To the question, though, as one would be paying for companionship, indicating up front what makes for an appropriate donation and what is not included for that donation helps a lot. Everything else? Well, to paraphrase Nathalie, let spontaneity and imagination carry the moment :icon_wink:

Those that browse through web sites, pay attention to the details, and those that don't...well... they just..... "Fail to plan,plan to fail" ;) Or as a good friend of mine says, "Man makes plans and god laughs" in this circumstance "The lady laughs" when the gent does not read her web site. Having some detailed info is good, having communication prior to an engagement is a huge bonus, but as Nathalie says above it is all about "comfort level"

I haven't had that one yet, but I do get emails from Nigeria saying that my Uncle has passed and left me a fortune. They need my bank number and password to deposit the funds into my account. That was so nice of them. I am a pasty white chap of Scottish/Norwegian descent. I had no idea I have Nigerian relatives!!!

All humans are multifaceted individuals who display certain features/characteristics to specific audiences. Whether it is a vanilla façade or a kinky predilection, your mind is quick to steer you in the right direction. I find that both men and women are predacious once you accept the fact that if you want something you must seek it out and make it yours. Labels could be appropriate, but I abhor them. They are restrictive and connote boundaries. Why be restrictive when your mind is not. Be open and free to sharing and experiencing life in whatever form and shape it comes at you.

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Got pulled up by the cops this morning on Walkley(was going to see a client) for speeding :s, 79 in a 50...flashed my baby blues and the gentleman cop gave me a break :) Remember...always be nice and polite...thats the only way to get away from it! you still might get it...its not full proof, but being nice will give you a lot more chances to hear " be careful and have a nice day" :D

This one time at band camp...

This too happened to me than I woke up and found out I just had a wet dream!!

What LGBT are currently suffering in Russia. kids are being lured into traps on the internet, with homophobes waiting to torture them and then add the recorded torture and humiliation to video streaming channels... It's just. I can't. I wish we could do more.

Boundaries can be blurred for a variety of reasons. Life is complicated and relationships are sometimes complex, including those we have in this industry. While the blurring of boundaries isn't the norm, people are people, and sometimes people meet in this profession and become friends, develop relationships, get married, break up, reach out to each other for help and/or support and genuinely enjoy each others' company. We're all vulnerable, and our hearts are tender. This isn't the only profession where boundaries can be and are sometimes blurred. Any caring type profession has these issues as well (nannies, nurses, care-givers, therapists, doctors, etc.). It's an interesting question for sure, but I doubt you'll get much response. When those boundaries are blurred it really is a privilege and a gift. It should be respected as such. :)

I am always nervous meeting someone for the first time. It only goes away when the door opens & they genuinely smile at me. Men I see a second time, no fear at all since I know they are back because they like me. New friends though, terrified that I may not live up to their physical expectations. Every single time. Sandi

Had the opportunity to spend some time yesterday with Ms. Manda and all I can say is I had a wonderful time and plan to repeat. Manda not only is incredibly sexy and very pretty , she takes her time with you and makes sure you are having a good time. Very sensual in her way and greeted me in a very sexy lingerie outfit. Smoking hot body and she knows how to use it. Without going into details, because as they say "YMMV" I left with a smile on my face and a lot less "tension" in my body. When the deed was over Manda spent a few minutes with me cuddling and caressing and we engages in some great conversation. I plan to see MSManda again as soon as I can. :)-

So I had an appointment today with the lovely ebony Adryanna today and I have to tell you the anticipation was off the charts. You see our last encounter ended in the usual volcano eruption and seeing stars that she usually generates but we had a little time at the end and chatted about likes and dislikes. This can be very interesting when you get to know your SP. Especially if they open up a little about what they'd like to try. I always find that the interim correspondence for the next visit will always reference the fantasy and build up the anticipation for it. Well the last visit yielded a great deal of information about how much she really does enjoy Greek (cue the cheering from all the fans of the act) and how she'd like to get fucked in front of a mirror standing up. She really wanted to watch the act and see if the visual sent her over the edge. Just the thought of it sends me over the edge! So today, she greeted me with a mischievous smile and matching thong and bra and she led me past the full length mirror in her room. I immediately sprung to attention thinking this fantasy is not just hers, it's mine too. Just to keep this a reasonable length...foreplay, foreplay, foreplay...then we're standing in front of the mirror with her delicious booty wiggling toward my eager dick. We both had a fun show in the mirror and if you haven't seen her gorgeous ass swallow your dick yet, this is NOT to be missed. The lady loves her Greek and went at it until her legs gave out. Didn't achieve the desired result yet so we washed up and proceeded to the next round of lazy doggy style. This is my favorite with her because her perfect ass slaps up against me enhancing the experience. If you're closer to fifty than thirty like I am, you appreciate all the stimulation you can get since the condom dulls the senses a little. Needless to say, volcanic eruption and stars again. And she came too! Fucking awesome sight with her cumming and pushing back on my dick! This lady gets better and better with every encounter. She even knows how to treat us not-so-young-and-not-a-stallion anymore guys. Just the little things like getting me raging hard before the condom get on, fun foreplay and lots of good encouragement. I will continue to have fun with Adryanna whenever she comes to town. Sometimes twice when she cums to town!

This is a late posting of a recommendation for Leyla. We met at the CMJ East location, she is difficult to book because a) She is busy or b) Her limited time availablity based on her own busy schedule. Leyla is a stunningly atteactive lady with a beautiful body and a great personality. We got along very well during our encounter, and ensuring we would see each other real soon again. Everytime I look at the CMJ schedule and try to book her, she is busy when I'm looking for the same time, but I'm glad her and I finally got to meet and I look forward again to meeting her again. Leyla is so attractive, and has a very gorgeous body, with smiling and glowing personality, she is SO much fun to be with :) Also to mention, I was shocked that I'm the first to give her a recommendation after I searched, and found nothing, and she is always so busy. Good for you Leyla, you are a true sweetheart! See you soon again :) PART-TWO I had a awesome duo with Stacy and Leyla from CMJ EAST, what 2 very beautiful women to share some wine with, body rubs for all 3 of us and a massive explosion at the end for me. Just look at these 2 beautiful women...YUM! LEYLA STACY Sorry ladies I was late in reporting the recommendation.

How many others are getting calls from Pakistan and India regarding "software problems with your pc's". "problem with the number of error messages being sent to microsoft" "we are providing a software upgrade to Windows 7 to correct" Only problem is....I have been running Apple products for 10 years, not touched a Microsoft product in that time. My guess is that it is a SCAM, probably VIRUS laden. So beware fellow Cerbites, they won't provide a return number or email address.

Congrats on 100 posts!

Congratulations on the 100 post milestone Citchmcg Looking forward to your next 100 posts RG

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Did you try going into Control Panel, Network & Internet, Internet Options, at the bottom left there is a place for color options. I use Windows but that might be your issue.

Congrats from me as well, keep them coming :)

I have received calls like this very often. Sometimes, I'd ask them to leave a phone no. to call them back - when I am in good mood. But, most of the time, I'd tell them to F*ck off!

I have to say that Midnite-Massage is one of the great community builders on cerb, always noting people's achievements and recogizing the contributions they make. Thanks, Tracie. I like you :)

ooooo Meaghanmcleod....sexy, playful, witty, smart....everything you could want in a slut. Almost everything, she's beautiful too, inside and out!

Thank you for your contributions. xoxo

I agree - you must see her videos...Very explosive!

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Hi SM ! I agree with you up to some extent , but a with new thread with same old questions visitors might loose interest in forum .Another wonderful thing about this forum I noticed that senior members do reply to questions regardless its new or old but same time they reminds us about the importance of home work , which makes our job easy to get appropriate information .Thanks Justin

Jordan Monroe is available in Moncton - very hot lady. You can contact her through Miss Sophia V. Have fun.

C - cum (I know it's obvious but.... stuck in my head!!!)

I'm pretty much aligned with olderguy on this one. I look at the web site for fees, limits, and pictures.

First when I started out and the whole process was quite foreign to me I liked to see the list of "services" so I knew what to expect from what was an entirely new experience. So I think newbies may like to see the listing to help them understand what's in-store for them. Now with more experience (and the help of CERB), I don't really care about it as I'm much more comfortable chatting with companions about my preferences for my encounter. As a rule I have an understanding about what's "included" in my experience and if there happens to be any specific request that I might have that's outside "the norm" of typical services I just ask the companion about it. We're all adults, and if we're adult enough to do it then we should be adult enough to talk about it. However, if a companion has a specific service that she chooses not to offer (greek, BBBJ, etc) I think it would be easier to list the "don't do" services to avoid unnecessary contacts by clients looking for this service. Just my thoughts.

And volunteer you have! Thank you, Cat!! :-) Hopefully, there will be some left that will find their way out of the social ... ;-)

Some days you just have to fall on your knees and give thanks for all the good hippie men still roaming this earth, still devoted to the pursuit of making love. I am blessed!

I've been going to an RMT once a week going on 3 years. They have a license and study up to 2 years to get their license. They are a 'God send' to those of us who actually need them. They could lose their license doing anything that would be considered unprofessional. I can not see any of them risking their license for a few extra dollars. They make excellent yearly wages doing what they have been trained to do. IF someone is looking for a happy ending you would not go to see an RMT in the first place. Personally I am looking for a VERY HAPPY ending, so I find the provider who can do that. It is just a matter of going to see the right person for what you are looking for. My 5 cents worth.

Personally, I don't like thinking of the relationships I have in the industry as less real than relationships I have outside the industry. I also don't like thinking about this notion of "fantasy" versus "reality". Life is so much more complicated than real/fake or fantasy/reality. I think boundaries are really important between a service provider and client, but they are equally important in all relationships be they in the industry or not. People have different boundaries (sometimes fluid and sometimes not) for different reasons and I think it's important we respect the decisions people make about their relationships and business model(s).

Thank you Brad - good poll. To me it is opening the door. So many things are going through my mind. Will he like what he sees? Will he be happy? Is he going to be a nice guy? Am I going to be safe? Will there be problems? As soon as we hug though, it all goes away and I just enjoy myself.

In a word she is WOW. BBBJ was one of the best that i a had in a long time. And god she can move. Something to repeate for sure.

Hmmmm. Sounds like a little Northern travel may soon be on the horizon...lol

I like Lee, 'cause he's a good guy with a great sense of humour, and of course his avatar is shagadellic, baby!!

I had the pleasure of spending time with Ms. Manda . First of all she is a complete sweet heart and has a true giving personality ( which is very hard to find ). We had great conversations and she makes you feel very comfortable. As far as sexually, as her ads state she is a wild PSE experience!!! If your looking to be pampered and have some amazing uninhibited sex at the same time, then you couldnt choose a better person. I had a great time , thanks darlin :)