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as a burlesque dancer who works in the strip club i agree with you on the SHOWS part....these days, if a girl isnt doing magnificent pole acrobatics (which is definitely stage-worthy) girls just go up on stage and shake their asses or play with their naughty bits on stage and if someone REALLY dances or, heaven forbid, puts any sort of costuming or choreography into her act all it gets is eye-rolls from the other gals or club-goers...like they're "trying too hard" or something....thats why I'm super excited when i get to do a burlesque show outside the club because people hoot and holler and cheer as skin is about to be revealed and theres way more creativity than just laying down a blanket , getting down on all fours and spreading your legs.

I've had to cancel less than 12 times in years. Sometimes, it cannot be helped. However, if I have to cancel a session and when they rebook, I discount the next session. It isn't some lame $20 off either. We put in work for our sessions, re-arrange schedules, drop plans, I even dropped my basket shopping and fled the store once. On top of me being presentable, so does my location. I am OCD and often that is part of the hour notice. (drive home, 10 second tidy, get room prepared, towels etc, and then get MYSELF ready) Winnipeg has been HORRIBLE for no shows, double, triple booking girls. That no show section grew an amazing amount in 4 months. It has gotten to the point, I have to check the number in the bad date section before I agree to an appointment. I am also seriously considering a pre-booking fee and a cancellation fee. If all of these touring girls with extensive booking requirements and deposit requirements can do it, I feel I can do the same. How touring girls choose to book is totally understandable, I just don't understand why I am met with so much reluctance. I also feel if you lost your nerve and try to walk in and out you should pay some sort of fee. We just exposed ourselves (literally) and our location. Is that fair? Do we know where you live? As a Greek provider, whether you partake or not, you owe that fee. It is a specialty service that requires more preparation. Do you order a meal and not pay for it even if you only had a bite and there's nothing wrong with it? SD

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well this is the time in my life when I say farewell and see you later.. I would love to thank everybody for welcoming me into cerb with open arms and open hearts!! cerb has showed me how genuine and true this business can be!! and I definitely love having the pleasure of having everybody's company even the people I have not yet met.. the last two years here in Ottawa have been wonderful and I'm very thankful, I have made some wonderful true friends and I have worked for the best woman I could ever have worked for ever Angie!!! so this is definitely not goodbye but its just see you later xoxoxo I wish nothing but the best for everyone much love. my very last day here will be August 25th kennidi kummings

Just read an interesting article in this weeks Coast Halifax. Here is a link to the article for all. http://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/red-light-greenlight-sex-work-at-the-brink-of-legalization/Content?oid=3966753&issue=3966634

It's always flattering to have someone give you a compliment. I might avoid the 'you look hot' type of comment tho, find a way to say the same thing without it sounding like a come on :) Hello, i hope you don't mind me saying this, but you look really great. You take care of yourself, and it really shows. :) and go on your way. Try to avoid chasing after him down the street to get his attention ;)

In this day and age we have spy satellites which can take crystal clear photos of people from outer space so the technology is there....... So how come banks, with the loads of money they have, have cameras which can only take grainy photos. Again today, at work got a bulletin from police holdup squad asking to identify suspects in a holdup. Seen better and clearer pictures from a two year old drawing with crayons RG

I think your right. I think it is old school if you will. The numbers won't decide for me if I want to see a lady. Yes, I do look at a lady's photos, but that doesn't decide for me either. What I like to hear, well read from a lady is her posts, pm's and emails. That gives me an idea of whether she is someone I would like to meet, whether we will click. And it is ladies' posts, ladies of all different measurements btw, that intrigued me and wanted me to contact them and meet them A rambling RG

Im ALL about jeans. Guess jeans, garage jean, the jeans that got forgotten at my house by a friend jeans. Love Jeans and your shirt. ;)

A this point in my life I really don't care what others think. I dress how I want, I act how I wish and defy anyone to make me feel differently! Life is too short to conform to the trappings of society's perceived notions of maturity! In short, do and be what makes you happy!

All good responses so far, I hope your question has been answered, but I thought I'd add my two cents... A gentleman would not have to be charged a cancellation fee, read RG's post for the definition of gentleman! As for deposits, they would be required for several reasons...a travelling lady is time limited and would usually expect her expenses as a deposit, a local lady booking a new member with no references or no post history (like you) may look for a deposit of half just for security and to get a feel for whether or not you are a gentleman, or perhaps you habitually cancel and have a bad rep amongst the ladies (they do talk to each other!). You didn't specify whom you 'heard' this from, but I would go back and ask this person which category above they fit themselves into! Life is good today, don't waste a minute of it!

Deposits And Cancellation Fees..for real?! Yes, for real LOL Every lady runs their business the way they want/need. If you don't appreciate certain specific business models, I am positive you will find many others who will accommodate your needs ;) I am one of the ladies who require a deposit under certain circumstances and also has a cancellation policy. Why you might ask? So people who are not serious about meeting with me or are not reliable do not waste my time. Cheers :)

Many SP's get tremendous amounts of cancellations and it's just bad for their business. Some of them just get sick of it and have to charge a fee. I guess it should happen to people that have cancelled more than once because that's a little sketchy. I'm really not surprised SP's are doing this though.

They are a new sort of SP-run agency, and one of the girls is a personal friend of mine. Some of the girls used to work for agencies under different names than they currently have, but I wouldn't let that deter you. I can say with confidence that these girls know what they're doing :)

I know many members here do not use the chat feature. As one of the members who does I have witnessed a few things that IMO shouldn't be happening there and that probably have caused some of the members not using it anymore. Please when you read this keep in mind is not a rant or me trying to tell others what to do is more like a reminder to all of us and giving my point of view as well as suggesting things that may make a difference in the chat room. 1. Start and carry conversation politely. 2. Whisper or use private chat for specific questions, to book, etc. 3. This apply for sp's and hobbysts ... If you do not get what you were looking for from the person you are chatting with the ideal would be to have the courtesy to notify the other instead of just closing the window/leaving chat. 4. Guys I know you like to discuss about some of the ladies but what about trying to keep specific details private and perhaps whisper? Keep in mind whisper sometimes fails, I have been a victim of that a couple of times (ok more than that lol) 5. No arguing or trying to put someone in evidence in open chat or getting other users involved in a particular situation. Again, this is not me trying to list rules, just suggestions to keep chat a cool place to get to know other members :-)

Seen while stumbling around the Internet: As it turns out... that's Ottawa, Illinois :) But it made me smile.

I very much enjoy your thought on insights on even the mundane things as you tend to have a perspective I hadn't thought of. You are entertaining, down to earth and open and very supportive of our community. Not only that but your handle and avatar make me smile. Looking forward to more great posts! Keep them coming.

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In general what I have found is the more intelligent the person, the less I have in common with them, higher strung and less fun. Again, this is what I have noticed. My SO's father is a retired nuclear physicist who's favourite show is Bugs Bunny. I can talk to him all day without feeling dumb. My boss has his masters degree in mechanical engineering and he bores me to death on a regular basis. Being highly intelligent doesn't make you personable or interesting.

I always loved fall...

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congrats to one of Cerb,s all time Classiest Ladies !!!

Thank you everybody! I keep having a good time here, so the posts keep happening, I can't seem to help it! ;)

I'm pretty sure Hannia's is totally legit now. You may get a finish from Maria but she'll keep her clothes on. Oasis would be your best bet.

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Take out the battery (If it's removable), wait a minute, and put it back in again. If that fails, I'm out of ideas :(

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Without pictures, on my "scales", you've gone from "healthy woman" to "petite but busty". Yes, it doesn't change who you are, but it does change my mental picture of your proportions. An since the guy brain has a certain set of proportions he finds sexy...

Absolutely! I remember when I first started escorting, I considered dancing and ruled it out because a girl actually had to know how to put on a show and I have 2 left feet! I loved the performance and the showmanship the headliner would bring and the club girls would constantly try to up their game so maybe they could headline one day. A couple of weeks ago I was at a club here, it was a very quiet night for both clients and girls; the stage was empty. The manager and I were kibitzing and he motioned to the stage suggesting I go up. I told him I would rather put a man on that stage and have my way with him than dance. (yes, I'm that bad a dancer). He laughed and replied "just pretend there is a guy there! That's all the girls do." and I realized he was serious. It was a sad realization for me. The game has changed and not for the better in my opinion. An art was lost... cat

Morning RG Have you tried to do a hard reboot (power off then on)? Not familiar with the samsung as I have iPhone, but a reboot for me will often cure little hiccups with the phone. Now with the iPhone you need to see the screen to be able to power off as it is a 2 step process (external button and swipe on screen), so if Samsung is similar you may have to pull the battery. Not sure this helps, but good luck RG!!

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You are one of my favourite reads. Please keep em coming.

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I second the aforementioned salute to the insightful SNMD for 1000 posts :-)

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Congrats on 1000 posts. Looking forward to more.

Congratulations man on reaching 1000 posts!!! :D

I hate jeans. They stick to my legs and restrict my movements. Loose tan pants. That's me. I'm giving my two pairs of jeans to VV.

Oh it's very sexy indeed, don't hold back it's very rewarding to most givers to know and watch the receiver quiver in sheer pleasure, my tongue has brought shivers to a number of ladies who have learned that they to are hard cumers :)

The thread sure got me turned on! woop woop! Will say its probably the brainfart, blood rush to the head, in the moment, dont know how to react scenario. When I was a newbie hobbyist the first few ladies were kind to let me know how to react/behave during that delicate but sensual period of a session. Though I would think with the free access to porn these days men should know what to expect or not be shocked at all. I guess that is my extent to my porn watching showing off.

Only reason I could think of why someone would ask you that, especially if they are smirking is that maybe they thought you were faking it, and going over the top with it to make them feel more 'manly'. Like has been said, there are a lot of women out there that either are very quiet or don't orgasm at all, so maybe they never experienced a woman who has an intense orgasm, and they may have not understood that they actually had done what they were supposed to. But I also lean towards the 'most men have no clue what to say or do, ever' theory. :) Now I'm off to check flights and hotels, that description in your first post makes me want to come for a visit ;)

A patron of mine experimented the Bunny Ranch. First of all it is a couple hours drive from Las Vegas. Once you get there, there is many rules to observe such as that you are not allowed to talk to more than one woman at a time and for a limited time before you make your final choice. He decided to request a line up of the ladies in order to make his choice from there. You also need to know that every ladies have their own price and you are better make sure because you can get a bad surprise once you get in the room. The lady he picked was $1,300 for an hour...Plus, you don't want to mess up because you need to leave your credit card information at the desk when you come in. The very awkward moment is before getting into business, the lady will ask you to undress so she can inspect your genitals to make sure that there is nothing funny going on down there. I mean, they literally inspect you like if you were at the doctor, and no sexy play there.

My fav! Taken by my friend Mister C!!

I'm not a huge fan of --------s but I am a huge fan of tineye. I took one look at -------- today and viewed an ad for a girl named Jennifer. One of the photos took a tineye hit and showed the lovely lady working as an escort in California. I feel sorry for the guys who are going to waste their time and possibly money going to see her.

As a hobbiest, when I request an appointment with a Lady, I consider that I do commit myself toward the provider. It happened to me a couple of time that I had, at the last minute, to cancel due to some emergency related to my work. In those cases, it was obvious to me that the burden of my hectic schedule could not be on the shoulders on the provider, and I offered the full donation, and supplied it. I expect from the Sp that she will be ready for me and available for all the time I've asked. When we agreed on a date and time, it is obvious that the Lady will prepare herself in advance, and her time is not only given during the appointment, but goes beyond. I would consider normal that, at least, the hobbiest offers a compensation, and, like I said, a full compensation would be appropriate. It is up to the provider to accept or refuse, but at least, she will have the possibility to decide what is the best scenario for her in the circumstances. My experiences with SP are only related to the CERB ladies, and I find that we have here the "crême de la crême" of people; to make that possible we have to treat the ladies accordingly.

I had though it evident that if you cancelled, especially so late that the the other party cannot reasonably replace your business, that some form of compensation would be in order. This happens in other appointment -based businesses, so why not this one? "How much" is a thornier question. Not sure whether this aspect is up for discussion.