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as a burlesque dancer who works in the strip club i agree with you on the SHOWS part....these days, if a girl isnt doing magnificent pole acrobatics (which is definitely stage-worthy) girls just go up on stage and shake their asses or play with their naughty bits on stage and if someone REALLY dances or, heaven forbid, puts any sort of costuming or choreography into her act all it gets is eye-rolls from the other gals or club-goers...like they're "trying too hard" or something....thats why I'm super excited when i get to do a burlesque show outside the club because people hoot and holler and cheer as skin is about to be revealed and theres way more creativity than just laying down a blanket , getting down on all fours and spreading your legs.

I've had to cancel less than 12 times in years. Sometimes, it cannot be helped. However, if I have to cancel a session and when they rebook, I discount the next session. It isn't some lame $20 off either. We put in work for our sessions, re-arrange schedules, drop plans, I even dropped my basket shopping and fled the store once. On top of me being presentable, so does my location. I am OCD and often that is part of the hour notice. (drive home, 10 second tidy, get room prepared, towels etc, and then get MYSELF ready) Winnipeg has been HORRIBLE for no shows, double, triple booking girls. That no show section grew an amazing amount in 4 months. It has gotten to the point, I have to check the number in the bad date section before I agree to an appointment. I am also seriously considering a pre-booking fee and a cancellation fee. If all of these touring girls with extensive booking requirements and deposit requirements can do it, I feel I can do the same. How touring girls choose to book is totally understandable, I just don't understand why I am met with so much reluctance. I also feel if you lost your nerve and try to walk in and out you should pay some sort of fee. We just exposed ourselves (literally) and our location. Is that fair? Do we know where you live? As a Greek provider, whether you partake or not, you owe that fee. It is a specialty service that requires more preparation. Do you order a meal and not pay for it even if you only had a bite and there's nothing wrong with it? SD

How come i have to work when i was really born to please women? Posted via Mobile Device

well this is the time in my life when I say farewell and see you later.. I would love to thank everybody for welcoming me into cerb with open arms and open hearts!! cerb has showed me how genuine and true this business can be!! and I definitely love having the pleasure of having everybody's company even the people I have not yet met.. the last two years here in Ottawa have been wonderful and I'm very thankful, I have made some wonderful true friends and I have worked for the best woman I could ever have worked for ever Angie!!! so this is definitely not goodbye but its just see you later xoxoxo I wish nothing but the best for everyone much love. my very last day here will be August 25th kennidi kummings

Just read an interesting article in this weeks Coast Halifax. Here is a link to the article for all. http://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/red-light-greenlight-sex-work-at-the-brink-of-legalization/Content?oid=3966753&issue=3966634

It's always flattering to have someone give you a compliment. I might avoid the 'you look hot' type of comment tho, find a way to say the same thing without it sounding like a come on :) Hello, i hope you don't mind me saying this, but you look really great. You take care of yourself, and it really shows. :) and go on your way. Try to avoid chasing after him down the street to get his attention ;)

In this day and age we have spy satellites which can take crystal clear photos of people from outer space so the technology is there....... So how come banks, with the loads of money they have, have cameras which can only take grainy photos. Again today, at work got a bulletin from police holdup squad asking to identify suspects in a holdup. Seen better and clearer pictures from a two year old drawing with crayons RG

I think your right. I think it is old school if you will. The numbers won't decide for me if I want to see a lady. Yes, I do look at a lady's photos, but that doesn't decide for me either. What I like to hear, well read from a lady is her posts, pm's and emails. That gives me an idea of whether she is someone I would like to meet, whether we will click. And it is ladies' posts, ladies of all different measurements btw, that intrigued me and wanted me to contact them and meet them A rambling RG

Im ALL about jeans. Guess jeans, garage jean, the jeans that got forgotten at my house by a friend jeans. Love Jeans and your shirt. ;)

A this point in my life I really don't care what others think. I dress how I want, I act how I wish and defy anyone to make me feel differently! Life is too short to conform to the trappings of society's perceived notions of maturity! In short, do and be what makes you happy!

All good responses so far, I hope your question has been answered, but I thought I'd add my two cents... A gentleman would not have to be charged a cancellation fee, read RG's post for the definition of gentleman! As for deposits, they would be required for several reasons...a travelling lady is time limited and would usually expect her expenses as a deposit, a local lady booking a new member with no references or no post history (like you) may look for a deposit of half just for security and to get a feel for whether or not you are a gentleman, or perhaps you habitually cancel and have a bad rep amongst the ladies (they do talk to each other!). You didn't specify whom you 'heard' this from, but I would go back and ask this person which category above they fit themselves into! Life is good today, don't waste a minute of it!

Deposits And Cancellation Fees..for real?! Yes, for real LOL Every lady runs their business the way they want/need. If you don't appreciate certain specific business models, I am positive you will find many others who will accommodate your needs ;) I am one of the ladies who require a deposit under certain circumstances and also has a cancellation policy. Why you might ask? So people who are not serious about meeting with me or are not reliable do not waste my time. Cheers :)

Many SP's get tremendous amounts of cancellations and it's just bad for their business. Some of them just get sick of it and have to charge a fee. I guess it should happen to people that have cancelled more than once because that's a little sketchy. I'm really not surprised SP's are doing this though.

They are a new sort of SP-run agency, and one of the girls is a personal friend of mine. Some of the girls used to work for agencies under different names than they currently have, but I wouldn't let that deter you. I can say with confidence that these girls know what they're doing :)

I very much enjoy your thought on insights on even the mundane things as you tend to have a perspective I hadn't thought of. You are entertaining, down to earth and open and very supportive of our community. Not only that but your handle and avatar make me smile. Looking forward to more great posts! Keep them coming.

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In general what I have found is the more intelligent the person, the less I have in common with them, higher strung and less fun. Again, this is what I have noticed. My SO's father is a retired nuclear physicist who's favourite show is Bugs Bunny. I can talk to him all day without feeling dumb. My boss has his masters degree in mechanical engineering and he bores me to death on a regular basis. Being highly intelligent doesn't make you personable or interesting.

I always loved fall...

Thank you everybody! I keep having a good time here, so the posts keep happening, I can't seem to help it! ;)

Take out the battery (If it's removable), wait a minute, and put it back in again. If that fails, I'm out of ideas :(

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Without pictures, on my "scales", you've gone from "healthy woman" to "petite but busty". Yes, it doesn't change who you are, but it does change my mental picture of your proportions. An since the guy brain has a certain set of proportions he finds sexy...

Absolutely! I remember when I first started escorting, I considered dancing and ruled it out because a girl actually had to know how to put on a show and I have 2 left feet! I loved the performance and the showmanship the headliner would bring and the club girls would constantly try to up their game so maybe they could headline one day. A couple of weeks ago I was at a club here, it was a very quiet night for both clients and girls; the stage was empty. The manager and I were kibitzing and he motioned to the stage suggesting I go up. I told him I would rather put a man on that stage and have my way with him than dance. (yes, I'm that bad a dancer). He laughed and replied "just pretend there is a guy there! That's all the girls do." and I realized he was serious. It was a sad realization for me. The game has changed and not for the better in my opinion. An art was lost... cat

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Way to go, Dude. Keep it "up".

Well, bbfs is generally considered a deal breaker for most people. Id say none of the above. Hopefully these people are hypothetical. I believe it is against the policy of these boards to openly discuss such proclivities. Posted via Mobile Device

YuP!! - What she said. Gimme numbers. I like numbers. Numbers don't arbitrate, debate, delegate, eloquate, equivocate, lie, negotiate. They just are. For instance, if I described my member as a handsome and soulful piece of joy wrapped in a delicious & generous yet spicy slice of memorabilia - would you know what the hell I was talking about? Instead, you can depend on cold, hard facts: Gifted with a consistent girth of 4in diameter and 9in stretch, my axle is sure to enhance a broad range of experiences. Pile driving pneumatic power is derived from a Meatheat source (where 1Mh=1Metric Hp). Fluid delivery mechanism remains in reserve until optimal moment. Guaranteed 3.79 Litres upon release. Which one do you like better?:handjob:

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I second the aforementioned salute to the insightful SNMD for 1000 posts :-)

Congrats on a thousand posts, I bow to you and just hope I'm around long enough to get there too... nice handle too :)

I would like to offer my most profound felicitations to His Imperial and Royal Highness the Archduke of Crossover on the occasion of his millennial post, and express my fondest desire that copious others be forthcoming in subsequent days.

I broke my jeans-free life and bought a pair of Paige brand... they fit purrfectly, I'm in love with them

This might not be the most politically correct opinion, but I think these numbers are a replacement for aspects now handled by pictures. The numbers are probably a leftover from print ads. Guys have a certain shape they prefer. I tend to like a bustier woman, not so skinny as I'd worry breaking her. Also, I'm more comfortable with women closer to my age (another number). While I don't pay much attention to weight, I will confess that chest measurements do. So I'm the absence of a picture, I'd be looking for those numbers which fit that mental image.

It's been a while since I had the chance to see anyone, but one that I recall instantly is Zoe Zee!!! She's absolutely amazing.

She is a treat. Great personality, warm. New to the biz, nice breasts and nipples. Receptive.

Mmmm not sure about these?? Chocolate Dress : Or a candy Dress?? Its a sure way to stand out, and none of these would last long???? :-P Seriously though, i'm sure you'll find something nice and casual to wear! Additional Comments: I see what you mean :-) , but in the meantime, proper exercise will keep our figure as it should be and, of course, I'm sure that the company we are expecting at the social will keep us from going under the table too soon :-P

Breanna is lovely ;) She's my sometimes duo partner - mini thing, black hair! Wonderful creature.

The lady is within her rights to request and expect a deposit or cancellation fee. For the gentlemen, this lifestyle is an escape, an indulgence if you will. For the ladies this lifestyle is their livelihood! (emphasized because it seems to be something forgotten by some) If a lady cancels or no shows the worst for the guy is he doesn't have an encounter with her....but he does get to keep his money and can possibly set up another encounter with another lady If a guy cancels, that was time the lady set aside for him on the belief she would get income (remember, this is their job, their livelihood) It was time she could have used to see a paying client instead of setting aside for what turns out a no show/no income period of time. Instead she has, for that period of time, made no money...money to pay the rent, groceries, bills, possibly support her kids (yes, some ladies are also mothers) That's not to mention other expenses. The lady may have booked a hotel room for incalls , may also tour (which has added expenses involved). She could be paying for a hotel room, plane ticket, meals, incidentals etc, based on seeing a paying client. If a guy is a no show or cancellation then she from a business perspective just has expenses yet no income. Her profit loss statement is a loss If you schedule an encounter with a lady, carry through with the encounter. If you can't make it and are a no show or cancellation, pay a cancellation fee to the lady. You already have the money (or should have) so no excuse for not compensating the lady for her financial loss because you couldn't keep your commitment. And let's not forget something else. I've read posts, mostly in other boards (which thrive on negativity btw imho) about the lady being five minutes late or along those lines, and bashing her to holy hell...I read posts by those "men" I want to bash them (but I digress) But those same type of "men" seem to think it's ok to no show or cancel on a lady without compensating her someway. If you cancel and get a reputation for being a habitual canceller, well it isn't just between you and the lady, ladies talk to one another, and you will get known, and not in a good way A rambling from a guy who paid a lady her donation in full plus tip when he couldn't make an encounter due to illness. At least financially it wasn't a loss for the lady RG

On second thought, TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF MONSANTO!

I hate jeans. They stick to my legs and restrict my movements. Loose tan pants. That's me. I'm giving my two pairs of jeans to VV.

The thread sure got me turned on! woop woop! Will say its probably the brainfart, blood rush to the head, in the moment, dont know how to react scenario. When I was a newbie hobbyist the first few ladies were kind to let me know how to react/behave during that delicate but sensual period of a session. Though I would think with the free access to porn these days men should know what to expect or not be shocked at all. I guess that is my extent to my porn watching showing off.

Thank you, Realnicehat! I can definitely see how some guys may say silly things when their brains are depleted of blood and oxygen LOL! I guess I should just chalk it up to being half braindead in the moment, it's when it happens several times that it kinda makes one wonder "Am I doing something weird/embarrassing/awkward??" But yes, kisses are most definitely better than talking in those situations!!! xx AMEN!!!! That's how I always thought it should be, too! I would much rather be a loud "really into it" type of person than a dead starfish! Thanks sweety! Yeah, I think some guys are just socially weird, or maybe intimidated or... I don't even know. I should just shrug it off and think of it as a "them" problem instead of a "me" problem. YES!!! I love it when guys are big shooters and get right into it - totally HOT!!! Still waiting for my Orgasm Fairy visit! Is there going to be a cheque underneath my toy collection when I wake up tomorrow? LOL! And I agree with you that a shivery, shaking, sweaty and loud orgasm should be the ultimate compliment... I think some guys just figure an orgasm should be as easy for us as it is for them. I dunno. Thanks for your support sweety! Yes, Sir! Right away SiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr-ooooooooohhhh!!!! Thanks for your support Emily! I appreciate it :) I can understand and hear where you're coming from, that some people might feel ashamed or self-conscious about it; I agree that sharing that moment with someone is a very personal, intense, intimate thing whether you are strangers or lovers or long time partners. It is an extremely vulnerable moment, whether you are a man or a woman. And by the way, your pictures turn ME on! :D That's a great retort, Notch! I will use that one next time LOL! Hard at work, eh... Naughty! *heehee* Oh I definitely get the whole asking if the girl is okay to keep going, or if she's alright if the orgasm wasn't sex-related or something... but if a woman is on top of you and she cums, there's no reason to ask. I mean, obviously she's having a good time lol. Which is why I kind of don't understand this whole scoffing and acting like she has just done something totally weird!!! I'm glad you have learned not to blame yourself for your wife's quiet orgasms! Us girls are all very unique and different in how we express ourselves during sex, and a whole gamut of factors weigh in on it - stigma, religious backgrounds, self-esteem, social issues, body image, etc etc... Or maybe she's just not a super sexual person! Point is, as long as you are both happy, then great! Yes, it is most definitely hot in here! I had to get naked, my windows were steaming up! :P LOL and YES SIR, you've got yourself a DEAL!!! Although I would never ever say that to a man anyway! Thanks again everyone for your support and input. It means a lot that I can be open and honest here, without feeling self-conscious or shy. It feels great that I have a group of people to listen without judging or laughing, since sex-talk can sometimes bring out the trolls in people! xoxoxox Additional Comments: I can see in the opposite position how that could easily get messy (pardon the pun :P) - For me, the more into it and louder the guy is, the more into it and loud I get. It just adds to the passion and intensity of the whole experience. Awwww, what a charmer! xox AMEN!!! And LOL at your descriptions!!! Hahaha "do you have a pulse" that's hilarious. I don't think I could ever be a non-responsive partner sexually, as in life generally I am an "all or nothing" type of person... I'm either ALL there, or I'm ALL gone. Thanks for your support!

A patron of mine experimented the Bunny Ranch. First of all it is a couple hours drive from Las Vegas. Once you get there, there is many rules to observe such as that you are not allowed to talk to more than one woman at a time and for a limited time before you make your final choice. He decided to request a line up of the ladies in order to make his choice from there. You also need to know that every ladies have their own price and you are better make sure because you can get a bad surprise once you get in the room. The lady he picked was $1,300 for an hour...Plus, you don't want to mess up because you need to leave your credit card information at the desk when you come in. The very awkward moment is before getting into business, the lady will ask you to undress so she can inspect your genitals to make sure that there is nothing funny going on down there. I mean, they literally inspect you like if you were at the doctor, and no sexy play there.

My fav! Taken by my friend Mister C!!

Thanks for sharing Its funny how someone can lie and then act like your the bad guy when you don't stay...