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My ride with casts from Sons of Anarchy was awesome but only 2 of them showed up, I met "Bobby" and "Chibs" and talked for a bit with them, very cool guys.

Hi, this is my 3rd year on Cerb, 1st year was mostly lurking and reading the various post and threads and getting to know the SP's/MA's and gentlemen on the board thru their postings. It was almost a year before I took the plunge to meet my 1st SP. She was a kind young woman that gave a great first experience and second experience. I met my second SP in the following year, and she was a great experience and I have seen many times since, and we have become good friends. After that I had my first GFE Massage and it was great which then lead to many more GFE Massages, Now in my third year of hobbying, I have started to meet many more Cerb women and each experience seems to get better and better. I even had my first duo last week :). It was exceptional :) This is a summary of what I've learnt from being on Cerb and my experiences with Cerb women :). What I've learnt from the Cerb Community: - it is a community of caring Men and Women. - it is a source of useful information - is a source of recommended women that have had proven reputations. - it is a place where information can be asked and answered - it is a social community where members have helped each other in need. - it is a place where discussions can be debated. - There are senior members that give good advice to the Newbie's - Also thanks the CERB MOD, he has does a great job, keeping the board running and moderating the members and post. - without the Mod there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from the Cerb Chat Room: - This is a great place to make friends and meet the other members. - I have spent hours in chat, talking to the men and women of Cerb. - Have met people from around Canada. - I have helped and been helped with other members. - Some night we have a lot of laughs. - Other nights meaningful discussions. What I have learnt from the Cerb Gentlemen: - They are here to help others with information about the industry - They are kind and thoughtful men and know how to show respect to the women of Cerb. - Established gentlemen are proven safe men for the Cerb Women. - Some of them have a great sense of humour. - They have come to the assistance of other members in need. - Without the gentlemen, there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from Cerb Women: - They are kind and sexy women. - They except people for who they are , regardless of race or colour or size. - All they expect is for them to be clean, smell good and show them with respect. - Please respect their time and limitations. - Arrive on time with the proper donations. - No negotiation of donations. - If you can't make it please call to cancel. - It takes a special woman to be able to do this job. - The women who really enjoy this job and pleasing men give the best service. - Beauty and sexuality is shown from within the person. What I have learnt from myself: - When I started I was a shy man around women. - Now I have more confidence and have no problem being naked with strange women :) - I enjoy spending intimate time with Cerb women. - I enjoy chatting with learning about the real person. - I have become friends with several of the women and keep in contact with them. - Women seem to actually like me for some reason. - As with all meetings, YMMV, But I've learnt to be a gentleman and have in general received better services then I expected :) - Always please the women first, and they will return the favour :) - As I always say, I'm a gentleman and the woman cum first :) Advice to Newbies: - Read the above facts :) - Respect the women. - Be a gentleman. - Women with recommendations are a good choice, but in all cases YMMV. - Participate and become part of the Cerb Community. In closing. I love being on CERB, it has become a daily part of my life. and Thank you to all you women for being sexy, kind, beautiful and emotionally strong to be able to provide the services that you do. I am grateful for the exceptional times that I have spent with Cerb women, they know who they are :). And I hope to have many more great experiences. Gentlemen and women, let's hear what you have learnt from your experiences on Cerb.

I used to be really shy when I was younger and grew out of it. Being in this business helped a great deal with my self confidence. Although I don't have a model type body, I dress in a way that's classy yet very sexy for my body that accentuates my best assets but really it's all about the vibe a woman gives off. When it was warm weather, I would go to the grocery store in one of those long form fitting tight summer dresses with lots of cleavage but nothing skimpy with sexy heels and I could see all the husbands with their wives looking. They tried not to look but it was so obvious. This isn't meant to sound arrogant but if you've got it, flaunt it. I would give these guys the bedroom eyes type look while bending over to get something on the shelf right in front of them and they just ate it up. lol. If I was with a friend, I would tell them to watch and observe. They would end up agreeing with me! lol. Aside from self confidence and looks, I know for a fact that men love women who aren't the princess types and more down-to-earth. Once that princess, bitchy attitude is there, men get turned off. It will only last for so long before she is history. Men are not complicated creatures. They want it simple and high maitenance women are too much for them.

Should have seen the warning signs from the start. Two way too hot girls starting ads on BP around the same time. Both the same age and though there were different phone numbers posted, each was suspiciously absent of a location. Contacted both. Got a reply from Katie only. Seemed to be going well until she mentioned that she doesn't take cash, only internet transfer. Smelling a scam, I asked her if I would transfer the funds once we met up. She replied saying that I would have to do it before we met. Making up some crappy excuse about how it was for her security. I ended the conversation there. Anyways... verdict: SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM

Thank you so much for this thread. Very wise words, and it really is true. I have learnt from Cerb to reach out to others. I have always worked alone. Even if working with an agency, I still kept to myself. It wasn't that I was shy, but more that I really didn't trust others. There were too many trouble makers, shit disturbers and those out to take from you what you have. Here, however, I have made some really good friends. People that want to help, not because they want something in return, but they genuinely want to help you. I have had sp's contact me for no reason, but to say hi, if you ever need any help, I am here for you. Not that I was in crisis, but that they see that I was new, and they wanted to make sure I was welcome. When working in this industry, those that do not work in it really don't understand. They think they do, but really they don't. Here, I have found sp's and hobbyists that have brought information to my attention, that I would never have thought of myself. The perspective of another sp. Also, the perspective of another hobbyist. This alone is so valuable. I am grateful for cerb. Not specifically as an advertising site. I can get that anywhere. Even as a recommendation site, well, that helps, but in reality, even without the recommendations or the advertisements, what I get from here is a sense I have a whole country that is routing for me, is watching my back, loves me and treats me with respect. Wow, and I don't even have to pay anything for this. I have become the provider I want to be. I have been able to showcase my talents, ideas, thoughts, silly stuff and of course the serious stuff. Thank you to everyone that makes this site such a great commodity. It is my resource, my inspiration, my desire to better myself. I am blessed to be here and I thank everyone. xoxo

EDIT: Ah, never mind.

If you are looking for gorgeous Marianne she is part of ALO group now

Welcome Gents My name is Tiffany. I am 5'11" tall, Athletic Build with blond hair, hazel bedroom eyes, and a smile that will drive you crazy!! I believe in the simple pleasures of life, and love sensual experiences!! From the moment I walk into a room with you, you will feel the connection between us. From the first soft flirty move I make to a finish that will leave you weak in the knees, you will be thanking yourself for spending time with me! You will always leave my room felling relaxed and with a smile on your face!! Contact me by PM, text me at 613-277-4328, or call the Spa at613-274-7073 to Ensure My Availability! Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Schedule Monday September 16th: 10:00am - 4:00pm Thursday September 19th: 10:00am - 4:00pm Friday September 20th: 10:00am - 11:00pm Exclusively at Angel's Touch Massage 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Life is to be enjoyed. not just endured -Gordon B. Hincley

Most of all: that she believes that she is. Once the attitude is there -- a combination of "I want this." and "I deserve this." -- the rest is just details.

To me a real sexy woman just extrudes her sexiness. It's the way she looks at you with bedroom eyes and licks her lips. And has that come hither look. A woman who is really horny and want's you to ravish her, all she has to give you a look and you know what she wants:) Physical beauty and sexy clothes enhance the sexiness of a woman, but true sexiness comes from the inner person, it's not just physical but the confidence and look that generates sex appeal that makes you naturally drawn to her. A beautiful woman who is dressed sexy can act sexy, but a truly sensual woman can attract men, by the way she looks at them, smiles and smells. I'm not sure if I explained myself, but those that have experienced a truly sexy woman that enjoys what she does and has chemistry with you, will know what I mean :)

This thread has been nagging me a bit for the last few days and I realized in my initial response I only answered half the equation and left out the most important part to me personally. My real and complete answer is both. There is nothing wrong with seeing someone who compels something in you even if they are new. However, it's the internal voice that you should listen to. Even in this industry there are connections and relationships and only you can determine which aspects are important. As for me personally, I love my regulars. I get excited to see them and I miss them when its been awhile. I like that connection and getting to know them and their desires. So for me to leave out the known part of the equation was wrong and against my character. If they were suddenly off on the next best thing, it would impact me. So, the answer here can only be what you make it and how you feel led. Only you know what you need at any given moment and how best to get it. You wouldn't go to someone new if you needed something you had established with someone else and if you wanted some NRE, you would look to someone new. Nothing is wrong with either as long as you feel good about the choice.

I forgot to post this earlier, But seeing Helix play a few days ago was a helluva lot of fun!

When I first got into pirate satellite tv, I saw this commercial during The Jerry Springer Show" every day (lol, yea, I used to watch it on Dish network). I actually taped this commercial and showed it at a party one night. It was a hit!

It been 2 years on the 11th that I have now belonged to Cerb. So I thought I'd share some of the things I've learned, especially of late 1. That is: Who some say is a good client may not necessarily be for me. If I get the sense that the person interested in seeing me isn't my type best not to follow through. I've done this to many times resulting in wasted time, no fun and regretful moments. I used to get the feeling just because someone, especially a Cerb member, wanted to see me it was necessary to book. I guess I was afraid of the repercussions of refusing:( One persons champagne is another persons beer! 2.Just because someone is a Cerb member doesn't mean their character is golden. I am grateful to be here and thankful I'm accepted by a lot but I have realized that there are unreliable people everywhere, cerb is no exception and, trust has to be earned it isn't guaranteed by any site. Nothing is. :) 3. This is a great place to discuss sex and to dirty talk. 4. We are lucky to have a Canada wide FREE advertising site and I'm happy and thankful to be a part of it:) 5.Thankfully, a site where there can be no bashing, some still make digs, but hey, they have to have something to do:) 6.That perhaps Ottawa is the center of the universe, lol. 7.Research, research ,research- this goes both ways. 8. Being a provider isn't anything to be ashamed of, it can be like actual dating and sometimes surprisingly nice things can result from it. Never be afraid to go beyond your boundaries. Its my time, my body and, mine to share and to do with as I please:) 9. Ignore, ignore, ignore maliciousness. When you do, good things happen:) 10. Most importantly- ENJOY- its alright to have a good time with a date. It is after all about having fun and wanting to give someone else a sample of "you" and that needs to be beneficial for both sides:) 11. Recommendations are nice but they are just an opinion 12. I'm good at a lot of things but I'm the best at just being myself, to some that'll be great and to others not so good, win some lose some. I've learned that its okay not to be liked by everyone . Well my last sentiment-I've been bad-I've been booted out a couple of times-live an learn-move on:) and I've been good-have lots of rep points now:) and cerbie friends- so thanks for letting me into your neighbourhood:)

Unless you are rude or disrespectful a lady will always want to see you again. Don't confuse business with personal, just because you click with a lady doesn't mean she wants a personal relationship with you. Take it for what it is and enjoy it, keep it real, the lady is a professional.

I recently had the pleasure of meeting Gabby for the first time after conversing with her for a few days both by e-mail and txt. She is extremely pleasant, well read and smart young woman with a very sharp sense of humor ! She immediately puts you at ease when you meet her and I felt like I,d known her for years, she cuddled up to me as we first chatted and held her very nicely proportioned body tightly against mine and she massaged my neck while we chatted placing one of my hands on her hip and holding the other one closely next to her ample breasts I could feel her heat and as we chatted I relaxed more than I have in the past untill I was completely at ease. She has an infectious smile and knows how to kiss we spent a fair bit of time just getting to know each other and explore each other, she is definitely not a clock watcher and concentrated entirely on my needs both receiving and giving.I won,t get into a lot of details suffice it to say that it was one of the best "dates" I,ve had so far ! she is more petite than her pictures show and I believe the camera does not do her justice ! So nice to have met this "Prairie girl" and I definitely can,t wait to see her again !

Realizing that the day was intellectually productive enough, and deciding to stop productivity for the remainder of it! I'm going to relax, watch a movie, and take a bath this evening! I deserve it!

Come smell this flower... I am 26 years of age, with long Blond hair and beautiful hazel eyes. I have a fit, tight body. Sexy long legs and a ass that's out of this world. I am 5'10, baby soft skin! I have been working in the massage industry for 5 years now. My expertise will give you a unforgettable experience...! I am a very horny open minded girl who loves getting new experience's :wink: My services include teasing, flirting, role play, hard core, body slides, full body massage, Hottub sessions and reverse massage. I cater to some fetish's or you could cater to mine Schedule this week: Monday 2:30-9:00PM Tuesday 3:30-9:00PM Wednesday 3:30-11:00PM Thursday unavailable Friday 3:30-11:00PM Saturday 5:30-11:00PM

There's a legal and biological definition of puberty. definition of puberty according to Merriam-Webster 1 the condition of being or the period of becoming first capable of reproducing sexually marked by maturing of the genital organs, development of secondary sex characteristics, and in the human and in higher primates by the first occurrence of menstruation in the female 2 the age at which puberty occurs often construed legally as 14 in boys and 12 in girls. I am aware of what the law is. I wasn't debating what the law is. I was saying that it doesn't really make much sense to me. To my mind, once you cross the line of puberty, you are a sexual being capable of sexual desire and sexual functions and your sexuality should be yours to explore. Our society is one of graduated privledges. We allow people the right to do things (drink alcohol, smoke, gamble, vote etc) at certain ages based on approximations of maturity level. But as we all know, everybody doesn't mature at the same rate. We pick these ages for privledges and hope for the best. Some people are more mature and more responsible younger, and some people will never be responsible adults as long as they live. Applying the graduated privledge mentality to sex doesn't make sense to me.

Double your pussycat with Cleo Catra and my favorite Kat, Katherine Bardot

Many girls offer duos, if there is a lady that has piqued your interest you could contact her to ask if she offers duos with anyone. There also is this thread where many duo pairings have been listed: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117343&highlight=Official+thread

Foreplay on the couch, or at the front door. A quickie in the morning or at lunch? (could be a trick question)

Slept poorly last night. Decided to take a mental health holiday. Now I'm contemplating a nooner. Life is good.

W - Wanting the wanton pleasurizer

If you mean sexy Kim, then yes I saw her, some pics are her but some are not. She is very french and sometimes she misunderstands what you are saying to her. But she can still communicate pretty well in english just real strong accent . Any how she has real short black hair , real hot body and everything safe. Nice girl and down to earth .

Finding out about CERB has been a real joy. I have been able to meet some really great ladies and friends. There is a real sense of community and support for one another. I log on each morning before going to work to catch up on new posts and try to log on whenever I'm on my breaks to see what I've missed. I don't know what I'd do if CERB didn't exist. It has helped me a lot in finding some wonderful ladies to spend time with. I love the threads on a variety of subjects that have been very helpful for me to fully enjoy the hobbying experience. Everyone here is kind and respectful and almost like a family. I'm thankful for being told about CERB by a fellow member. I love it here. ;) Keep up the good work Admins and mods.

1) A wink (bonus points if accompanied by a coy grin) 2) Confident and fun attitude. A good laugh and happy, secure attitude can make anyone sexy. On the flip side someone who is very negative or angry all the time...well, I suppose they can be sexy sometimes but it's a lot harder! 3) Fun with fashion. High heals or lingerie, salon style or ponytail through a ball cap, smart business suit or geek wear, yoga outfit or pajama pants, there's just so many looks and styles that women make sexy. 4) Boobies. Sorry, I know I'm suppose to say it's all in the attitude, but dammit, boobies are sexy.

Stumbling upon CERB was one of the best things that has happened to me this year. I love the community spirit here & making new friends. My first SP experience was a cerb lady who made me feel like I was the center of the universe. I will probably never forget that first experience, but I'll keep the details private of course. My meetings with other cerb ladies have all been fantastic. I hope this site lives for many, many generations! I also appreciate the work that the admins/mods put into this site. Thank You VERY MUCH!!!! My 5 cents worth. Hal

Depression? Seriously, depression is an illness, and it should be thought of like any illness. See your doctor and get a referral to someone who can treat it properly. You wouldn't tell someone to HTFU if they had a broken arm or cancer, but too many people have that exact attitude towards people suffering from depression.

If you are looking for mileage and options, Ariel and Barbs are not for you. Ariel is an amazing young lady who will light up your day when you talk with her and then have a great time in the champagne room. However, nothing extra is ever going to happen. Her dances are super hot, but completely within limits. She is a legend because she is beautiful, and fun, and cares about her regulars and friends. Barbs is the last place to seek extras. The walls in the CR are very low, there are cameras everywhere, they have installed mirrors, and the bouncers check the room often. This pretty much rules out any extras activity. It might also be why so many attractive dancers work at Barbs. Dancers and strip clubs are still relevant simply for the experience. If I want to see 3 or 4 lovely ladies in an evening, I can. I can also see many more on stage. Lots of variety, lots of energy. The massage or escort experience is different obviously. There is no reason why a hobbiest can't dabble in all of them.

Just for the record, pubescent refers to children who are not yet teenagers, so maybe a very poor word choice here :) In fact it is very much against the law for any older man to even have consensual sex with a teenager who is at the age of consent of 16, if he is more than 5 years older. And a 16 year old would not be pubescent anyway.

Saw this on another site and thought it was such a great post I'd put it here for others to read:) A young woman went to her grandmother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed that as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her grandmother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to a boil. In the first, she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She then pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her granddaughter, she asked, "Tell me, what do you see?" "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. She brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. She then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg. Finally, she asked her to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The granddaughter then asked, "What does it mean, Grandmother?" Her grandmother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity -- boiling water -- but each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior. But, after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water. "Which are you?" she asked her granddaughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?" Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity? Do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength? Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and a hardened heart? Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor of your life. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hours are the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you changed by your surroundings or do you bring life, flavor, to them? ARE YOU A CARROT, AN EGG, OR A COFFEE BEAN?

Hey Newboy. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. It has happened a few times where I see an ad for a new sp....she looks great and maybe there has been a good recommendation or two...but, when I take the plunge and although the session went well, I sometimes regret that I didn't spend my money on the tried, tested and true. If I do get the urge to explore some variety, I will take my time. I will research the sp and maybe try and engage in a bit of correspondence with her. If I think that we would enjoy each other, then I will take the next step. My best advise....don't buy on impulse.

Just found out about an hour ago that an old colleague and a very dear man was murdered yesterday in Toronto. One of the gentlest gentlemen, soft spoken, polite, calm and a very sweet disposition - I haven't seen him in a few years but this was like a gut punch - life is so precious and it can be taken away so easily....

I am a new hobbyist with an eye for asian providers. I am cautious and try to read between the lines of the asian escort ads. So many stories here and on Cowboy Diaries about bait and switch and deceptive or false photos. Recently though I read many positive reviews here for asian providers and decided to take the gamble. I choose Sugarland mainly for location and went in with my eyes wide open. The booking was easy and pleasant with good directions provided. When I met the SP, she only vaguely resembled the blurry photo. Her hair was black and the photo showed red hair. The body image was different, but certainly not disappointing. Was I pleased - absolutely. The advertised age was bang on and the SP was an absolute spinner model. So even though the picture is open for interpretation, the service, the SP and the whole experience was great. I would not hesitate again to use an agency that advertises or appears in CERB recommendations. Check the Cowboy Diaries website for some notes on less than above board asian agencies to shy away from.

Maybe he should contact his g/f and suggest to her that they take a "time out" He should tell her he gets the feeling she is still hung up on her ex. And maybe by taking a break she can decide if she wants a relationship with her ex or him. And while on the break he can see other women and decide if he wants to date other women and maybe pursue a new relationship, or he wants to stay with his g/f If she is agreeable to a time out" she already had one foot out the door so to speak, so he is no worse off really If she doesn't want a time out and instead wants to stay with him and continue their relationship, maybe an improvement in their relationship will happen Also the upper hand in the relationship and all the control which appears to belong to the gf would be taken away and he would begin to have a say and get some control in a relationship. Hopefully the outcome would be a mutually beneficial and respectful relationship with each other, but if not and they break up, their relationship was doomed to break up already Anyhow, a quick rambling RG

Any club that Luxe is dancing at!

Zoe Zee. All the way!

I too had the priviledge of seeing this beautiful young lady recently. It has been a bit of a wait since she comes to Ottawa only for short stays and my appointment with her last time she was here was cancelled due to tight schedule. We kept in touch and I waited -- as it turned out, the wait was well worth it. She caught my attention when I found out that she was half EI. I have been longing to see someone of EI background since I first saw the legendary Kareena of Toronto and our own EI Princess SweetJasmineJ. Nikky didn't disappoint me. Her ad says that she is talented with a sexy and loving demeanor. I found that she was also very sensual, down-to-earth and she likes to take it slow. Taking it slow is exactly what I like myself. We took our time to enjoy a lot of dfk's. My, she is such a talented kisser! She seemed to enjoy the way I went about kissing and caressing her beautiful spinner body. When your partner commented, "I like the way you kiss me here and touch me there - it is so sensual", then you know you are doing something right! lol. It is so gratifying too! Nikky really has a talent and a wonderful personality to make you feel comfortable and satisfied. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with the sweet and beautiful Nikky. She promised to visit Ottawa more often and for longer time in the future - this is music in my ears. I can't wait to see her again. For the convenience of the readers, here is her latest ad.- http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=499334#post499334

Hey my darlings !!, I have decided to start this thread because I find that it is important to all of us to know what are the "turn on" and "turn offs" for you guys and also for us SPs. I would like to open this conversation to more than just physical preferences for example , location, outfits , types of services, ackward experiences, communication experience when booking, what kind of adds, pictures etc... I also invite my dear colleagues to share in this thread as I think it is equally important for both parties to share opinion on this matter. I am going to start sharing about myself first... Turn on's (or likes) : - Gentlemen: What woman doesn't like a distinguished man who is polite, respectful...and has class? - Touching, sharing, kissing, massaging: Some women like to be pleased too. A nice massage, a few caress, a sweet kiss on the neck are things that if well done, would turn on most women. :) Personnally, I like kisses on the neck. - Good communication: Getting to know you a little bit before we start make things easier. Don't be shy, tell us about what you like/dislike before the session. The experience will be more enjoyable for everyone. - Cleanliness: That's why we'll offer you to take a shower. If you know what I mean..;). - Punctuality: Usually, we have a schedule and many appointments during the day. It's expected to give a notice if your running late. ;) Besides that, personally, I love pleasing and being pleased. There's a lot of things that turn me on during sex. If you want to know how to pleased me personally, PM me. It'd be a pleasure. ;) Turn off's (or dislikes) : - Negotiation on rates: I understand why people try to negotiate on rates but this is a luxury and if you can't afford it, then don't do it. The rates that we put are based on the cost of doing business (room fees, ads, amenities, traveling fees, companionship, etc.) and also on the quality of woman you get as your companion. When you start negotiating when you come to your appointment, it isn't motivating to give you the best service. Does it turns you off when things are getting hot and exciting with a girl and she decides to bring up the options list or ask for money upfront for the options?It kills the mood eh?! I hope you understand my point of view. - Not having a good hygiene: It's not cool. Bad hygiene is NEVER a turn on. I had to mention it because it had happened to me often. Get some deo guys !!! If your a client/sp, or bf/gf, husband/wife, or whatever, have some common sense and take a shower and smell good. Also, try to maintain a good hygiene down there. The experience with any girl will be much better. :) - Overstaying an appointment : Don't get me wrong, I like to take my time and I don't like to rush. It happens to me that someone booked me for 1hour and he gets off really fast. Since he booked me for an 1hr and paid the full price, I will give him companionship during the rest of the time so he gets what he paid for. In the same view, I had several experiences where people didn't respect their appointments.I can understand 5-10 mins extras. But when it starts becoming 20-30 mins most of us providers, would appreciated a man with the decency to leave on time or to at least tip. The thing is, we might have other appointments coming or phone calls to answer, emails to answer or other things to do. As much fun as it can be, don't forget that we are working too. :) - Not showing up: Things happens and if someone cannot make it to an appointment, I think it would be respectful to inform the other person. It's like in any business. And this business is no different. Cancelling without notice and not showing up to an appointment is very frustrating... It's a waist of time and money. It's ok if somethings comes up, just let us know. Maybe, there is someone who wish to take your place...? ;) - Rudeness and vulgarity: As you guys like a well traveled, well educated woman, we too like gentlemen. Please be a gentlemen. If not, it kills the mood. Most ladies have no tolerance for rude or rough behavior, disrespect, etc. If you're rude, expect to be turned down. Among other obvious things that could turn off most people: blocked numbers, overcalling/overtexting, threats, not being discrete, etc. What about you guys ? (or girls) What turn you on/off ? PS: I believe in the notion of constructive criticism so guys I don't want this to turn into a bitching session!! ..;)

Great thread Eve. It's a good summary of basic rules of meeting escort to ensure a pleasurable experience for both parties. For me I like to get to know the woman a bit through Pm's but, mostly through Cerb Chat. I've had many hours of great conversation with women there and eventually had the chance to meet several of them. It's always been a great time when you finally meet the person behind the avatar after many great conversations. Turn on's: When the door first open and you first meet, it is nice to get a big hug and kiss. It kind of breaks the ice if you are shy and are afraid to make the first move :) It's also nice if the lady helps undress you slowly and put's your clothes neatly in a pile. It's a big turn on to start of with a hot soapy shower, with kissing and standing body slides. One of the reason's I enjoy the GFE Massage experience. Another big turn on, A sexy naked woman :) getting massaged by me. :) A lot of kissing all over her body and face. light feather carcasses that tingle. Plenty of kissing and cuddling, licking and more licking. Being giving a nice massage with body slides :) Just having a hot passionate time together. Oh and also another hot soapy shower to clean up :) Turn Off's: Having a SP run behind schedule and having to wait for your time. Not responding to Text's or PM's or phone calls to confirm or to give address. Bad Hygiene Or if the SP is not really in the mood for sex or in a bad mood. Otherwise, I usually have a great time :) and in most cases have made a new friend, that i continue chatting and may visit again depending on time and budget. :)

I've met some really nice women so far. And most of my encounters were a lot of fun. The one's that I enjoyed the most were where there was more talking about common interest and kissing and cuddling and some post session emails communications. I'm not looking for a personal relationship, but like to see regular girls that really do care about me as a person and not as just a paying client. The sessions become more fun and relaxed as you get to know each other. It's an expensive hobby and I can only afford to see so many women per year and would like to go see women that I have a connection with as I find meeting new women hard as I am shy. Not as shy as I used to be, but still shy. And usually need a second session to be more comfortable with them. I guess I find it hard to judge if there is a genuine connection, because the SP's are all so nice :).

I will echo what Phaedrus said. In my experience, great chemistry is something that is felt by both, such that it doesn't need to be expressed in words. It's not an issue of special treatment- having a good connection is its own reward.

I love my tattoos. They all have meaning, and whenever i look at them i remember that period in my life, I can look back and smile. The one i have that takes up my whole left thigh is my fave, it was birthday present from a very close friend who drew it and tatooed it just for me. I represents me and my story; my life and who i am. I know no one will ever have that tattoo, its mine and mine alone. It is a life changing experience getting one, it changes you as you now have a marker in time, i.e. before this tattoo and after. Its almost like taking a photograph to me, freezing a moment in time. I have 8, i will always remember who i was with and what i was doing at that time in my life when i got them . I look at them its like looking back fondly over a scrapbook of my life, mementos that are always with me. To me,they symbolize something important to the wearer, something they want to express to the world. I always loved tattoos, I come from a place where almost everyone has quite a few, full bodies even. I'm done getting new tattoos, i might add to my existing ones, but at this time i think im done, except for my father's tattoo's. I think my love affair with ink started as a young child looking at his arms, i was fascinated with their beauty and begged for one ever since i can remember. I was with him when i got my first one, it was a great day i will always remember and cherish , it's truly one of my best memories. I always told him when he passes i will get his tattoos, maybe even in the same places as a tribute to the greatest man i have ever known :) To me thats what tattoos are a tribute on your body to someone or something that's eternal. To love/cherish something that much is true beauty.

My first time with a SP was terrible the encounter from hell LOL. It was a lady from CL. Had booked an encounter some 1 1/2 months in advance. Well she shows up at my motel (one thing I have learned, no motels, only hotels) in a cab...a cab that never left the parking lot btw. In the back of my mind, was someone going to come crashing in. She says we can't have fs, it is her time...but we can do everything else. Then she follows with the line "gotta pay the bills hun, gotta pay the bills"...that left me with a warm fuzzy about the encounter to unfold. I like an encounter to be more than just the sexual side. I enjoy the conversation over drinks, getting to know one another. She just wanted to begin with a bbbj. Sound good, no, she would go maybe 30 seconds to a minute, then need a 10 to 15 minute break to have a drink of water After awhile she indicated she likes her toes sucked and feet kissed...well what the hell, I'd give it a shot. Could she have washed her feet first...yuk!!! I was just waiting for the two hours to be up. Time up. But she wouldn't leave. Stayed an extra 45 minutes. And it wasn't as if I wanted her company, please leave. Fortunately I have had many more great encounters with wonderful ladies from CERB. In fact the few bad encounters were all non-CERB ladies...but I digress And didn't let this encounter sour me on entering and continuing on in this lifestyle RG

Part One: It was Friday February 5th, 2010, I just accumulated some money and decided to use it in a risque way. Had one of those Mobile Sticks from Rogers and was using it on my laptop at the Beer Store I was working at. Nearing Midnight, end of my shift, used CL {as CERB was unbeknownst to me} just to gander at females I can see. Found one, she looked real, saw her number, typed it into my cell and I text her. Great conversation for about 20 minutes, she gave me the address where she was {Hotel} and I made my arrangements to taxi home and taxi to her. I had everything, sweaty palms, shaking hands, butterflies in my stomach, thoughts of {what if I get caught} EVERYTHING!! *Knock, knock* Door opens and low and behold a beautiful, petite, young 20's white lass stands before me in black tights, pink heels and just a sweater on top. In I walk, ask her how she is, she asks how the drive was, we sit down at the table and just as it was natural for me, just slide the donation across the table for her {she counted in front of me} and we continued you chat. Previously in our conversation we discussed what her limitations were. After another 10-15 minutes of chatter we moved to the bed. Now, I was a bit put off when she became one of those gals who just laid there, closed her eyes and focused on not feeling anything. No kissing on the face, so it was the neck that I started and worked my way down for DATY. It was not 3 minutes when she went into fetal position shaking, after her shuddering, she tried to stand and asked me to leave. Gave me half of my donation back, and asking her only once if she was okay, she was biting her bottom lip and replied with a low and dull "yep". For the next 36 hours I was trying to figure out what the @#$% I did wrong. Text her when I returned home to see if she was alright, no reply. Again on Saturday. Part 2: Super Bowl XLIV, February 7th, 2010. Invited out to a Super Bowl party, looking forward to the game, drinks, food and Ping Pong. Was with the Underdogs New Orleans. It was Half Time and was getting some Jalapeno Poppers ready when I received a text, it was her. She said she never expected a client to do that to her. She asked me what I was doing, told her what I was doing.....she was lonely she said. Without a thought, I told her I am on my way. Half Time just ended, I told everyone I had a "work emergency" and off I went. Arrived just at 12:52 on the clock for the 3rd Period, she was wearing one of those blue "Hottie" sweat pant cut offs, pink tank top and hair down to her elbows. She gave me a hug, told me she was sorry, I told her it was okay and said "Let us watch the game." I layed on the bed on my stomach towards the TV and she learned on my right shoulder. Never experienced that moment with ANY Lass in my life, so it was very comforting. The Game ended, New Orleans won against Indianapolis, 31 - 17. We talked for awhile, and knowing she was an SP, I pulled out the donation and said "Shall we start over again??" Shy smile on her face, we took turns in the Restroom, me first, then her. She came out looking radiant.....smelled like Werther's Original Butter Candy treats. {Memories are working} She still turned into a "Play Toy", but as I was about to do my thing she leaned up, pushed me back and said "Let me do what I do." So I did, next 2 hours were fun, mild, but still fun. We laid in the bed together and.....we both passed out, woke up around 10 in the morning ha ha, we had a shower together, HEH that was.....new. Said our Goodbyes and never saw her again. She returned to Ontario I think. That was my First Service Provider.

Oh my god ... Good topic. It was about 15 or more years ago, on a business trip to Ottawa. This was my first visit with an escort. It was before the Ottawa scene really took off. Found this Caribbean woman from EC, she didn't look anything like her pictures, but wasn't unattractive. I'd booked for two hours. She came to my hotel. It was late, and first thing she did was tell me she hadn't eaten all day and could we call room service. Room service had already closed, so that wasn't possible. She gave a little fashion show and strip tease (10 minutes), sucked my cock (5 minutes) and rode me hard (5 minutes) . All in all, she got me off in about 20 minutes and generally I was quite happy to have her leave after about 40 minutes. I really had no interest in a second round, so i paid for two hours and got 40. Hope she went and got something to eat! Live and learn!!! Not really a funny story, just a very inexperienced newbie who didn't know what he was doing. Porthos

The most simple course of action would be avoiding marriage entirely! ;)