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And let's not forget....karma is one ugly bitch for these trash talkers. It usually catches up with them.

Yes reverse body slide means that MA slides over you from the head down., it does not necessarily means 69 position ad you can still ve lying on your stomach. Myself I provide reverse body slides in my sessions! They are fun!

Fortunately these bad apples don't spoil the whole bunch. It is really good to know the guys dislike the trash talkers. Having been thru a trash talk before, it gives me a warm feeling that the talker is the one least loveable and to another extent, the least credible. I don't believe in ignoring the trash talkers, I'm with mm on that one, it does need to be dealt with. How you deal with it, whether it is reports to admin, producing proof, going to LE to report the person, having them investigated by a team of peers for the purpose of conflict resolution, whatever works. At the end of the day, that same person will continue to deny and trash talk, but the truth is now out there and you've done your part, and that's about all you can do. Eventually as they say, karma bites them in the ass, and they are left with nowhere to talk trash to anyone lol. *and yes, this is posted for my stalker's eyes to realize what the real eyes are seeing

Thanks for the unintentional laugh SG! As I read the post: "Or is the girl doing body slide with her bum in your face?" a ridiculous image instantly launched in my pervert brain where the client's nose gets stuck up the MA's butt crack while she's attempting...I dunno, something? I'll leave it to the experts to clarify, but cheers for the smile (no pun intended)! :biggrin:

I wanted to add my belated thank you to MisterT, Loneskater and Spud for organizing such a wonderful social. It was great to see many familiar faces as well as meeting some new people. Also want to say thank you to ALO for the prize. I'm already looking forward to the next social

Some final thoughts, now that the dust has settled and that i had time to relax a bit !! I want to thank Loneskater and Spud for their help in my organizing this social. It was an amazing experience organizing it, and comments we received in person, on this thread and in private were all positive. We've noted a few things to improve upon, as there's always room for improvement. Loneskater and I have had a chance to chat, and i can speak on his behalf here on the fact that both of us will be involved in organizing the December social. I want to provide forward notice that the next one will be on December 12th, but please wait until the official thread is started in a few weeks to contact us (messages sent concerning it will be unanswered), as we want to take a bit of time off to recover lol !!! Cheers!!

My little Sophia being PLAYFUL!!!! I can't even describe how happy it made me to have her come up on the bed with me and actually play! I adopted her about a month ago (she's a pug, estimated to be 10 or 11), after she'd been completely abandoned by her owner. She was very thin, and wasn't the friendliest dog when she came home. She has gained some weight and I can see the happiness in her, but in the past few days it has gone from happiness to actual snuggle times, and today was the very first time she played - I could see the smile on her face! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! :D :D :D

Through the guidance and continuous support of the Diabetic Association Baby girl (my niece) started ballet lessons today and I started volunteering where Baby girls lessons are.

Taking my son to the airport for his first business trip. Ha..seems like not long ago I was taking him to kindergarten.

Well I've jumped on the blog-wagon, just posted my first entry (warning, first one if a bit of a rant, lol! but better than ranting here) http://thetattooedcat.blogspot.ca/

Looked up urban dictionary and found nothing, but did find this definition about body slide: 3. Body Slide a synonym for teleportation and associated devices. Used in several books but mainly was a method of travel for the Marvel character "Cable" on his time traveling adventures. "Computer, Body slide by 1 to intercept Bishop." or "Body Slide to H.Q." I'm just joking mind you - just wanted to add a laugh. I would interpret it as yes, ass pointing towards your face so you can get a better view.

Hi there! My name is Beckie :) I'm 25 years old, Natural Red Head, Scottish/Irish, 34DD Natural as well ;), Hour Glass Figure with Amaaazing Curves I offer a sensual relaxation adult body massage with a very happy ending ;) I'm in downtown Ottawa today from 10-8pm So book your appointments Now! 613-695-8005

I want to wish Mistert and Loneskater the best of luck with the Christmas Social. The hope is I will be back in late spring to early summer and might be around for the social next fall. If all goes well, I will hopefully be able to assist Mistert and Loneskater again soon! Everyone enjoy the Christmas Social and give the boys a bit of a chance to recoup a bit before they start planning for December!

Camille has posted two private albums viewable by her cerb friends. Hot they are!!! :)

So looking forward to December 12th!!

My appreciation to the 3 Amigos for a job well done. I enjoyed the venue and had a great time meeting so many lovely people. Thanks again, MisterT, Skater, and Spud.

Indeed... had an awesome time! Great to see everyone, and thanks to the organizers for organizing!

1st event for me, Thanks MisterT, Sput, Skater, well done and all the Beautiful Ladies, should do this once a month

I know the answer to this!!!!!!!!!!! They are big pooheads. Carry on.

So I took one for the team... 24/7 agency? I was assured prior to the appointment by a man on the phone that it would not be a bait and switch situation after I warned him I would leave if it was. Well it was a bait and switch but whats worse is this girl was obviously not in a good place. She tried to make small talk and stuff and it was just really bad. I could tell she was struggling with addiction. She had that emptiness about her. The apartment was filled with smoke. There was weed out on the table. It was a truly Disgusting scene. I turned and left. Makes me sick how people can be exploited this way. 24/7 agency = very bad. Stay away.

who doesn't love boobies? I prefer big boobies on a small frame ;)

Thanks for the answer's. In that case I've had plenty of reverse body slides. Both from Claire and Vitto, they give good forwards and reverse body slides.:) But what would be called if the guy was on top.? When is 69 96. if 69 is reverse body slide. Is forward body slide 66 or 99. is a 3 some, 696 or 969 :) Hope this gives people a bit of a smile :)

Duo's with Savannah Lane when we are both in St. John's

Of course :) I used to work at TOC and don't recommend the place per say, but some of the ladies there provide a nice service and I've recently seen reviews on Gwen. Thought I'd pass along the info :)

I've been spinning a ton of Judas Priest lately. Halford's vocal range makes me happy :)

Here is a big hug for you!

Same brother called this morning. Mom woke up, had breakfast and is entertaining friends. Go figure. Thanks to everyone for your thoughts and wishes. We shall see what the morrow brings...

I had the pleasure of my first visit to Barb's on Friday night and I have to say it was one of my most pleasant strip club experiences. The front door staff greeted me with a warm smile rather than scorn (which you get way too often walking into a club). The overall mood in the club was one of bonhomie which was really refreshing. Even though I was a first timer I felt perfectly at ease. I loved the fact that there was always a girl on stage dancing and the quality of the talent was excellent. In particular I enjoyed the fun vibe and charisma of Anna (Arianna? - shorter brunette with a nice big pair and fantastic smile). So impressed in fact I asked her for a private dance in the CR. Three songs later, I was a very happy camper! Looking forward to visiting again!

Yes she's hot, but so is Cristy and I would run away with her in a minute!

Omg just saw this tread ...Thank you so much everybody...I feel the love!!!! :)

I like Cato for all his positive posts and contribution to the cerb community.

My services include: teasing,flirting, role play, hard core, body slides, full body massage, Hottub sessions and reverse massage. I cater to fetish's or you could cater to mine You came to the right place...I'm so easy going to a gentleman of course Glide your hands down the length of my long legs until you feel the curve of my ass. Lets explore each other fully. My rates are always easy to handle. If this interests you...don't stop now, take a look at my pictures:smile: See you soon! I work in Bells Corners in Paradise spa, a beautiful elite and clean environment. 613.820.8887 Sunday 10:00-9:00PM Saturday 5:30-11:00PM

Yup... doing that. She's 89. We had 88 really good years (ok.. I didn't have all 88 since I'm not that old.. but you get what I mean). I've learned a lot from her and she left me a clear path to follow. She's a writer and a poet and right now I'm remembering a poem she wrote in February, 1957 on the passing of her mother. There is a line in it that goes something like "And so I do not fear Death for what is Death but a door through which she has passed before me". And speaking of rain, she wrote the following: The rain falls on the just and the unjust. But why do the unjust always seem to have umbrellas? I like it...

Is this you?

[size=On top of the labor involved of maintaining an incall is the expense. Hydro, rent, wifi, furnishing etc. Trust me, I've done both and incall is more expensive. I've compared the numbers and the only reason I offer it is because I'm no longer willing to run the roads. I'm willing to eat the overhead at this point because dealing with outcalls is a power dynamic I'm not willing to play with anymore. Incalls cost us more therefore should be more expensive. Period... cat [/size] What needs to be considered are the incremental expenses incurred doing an outcall that would not be incurred if doing an incall. an example would be transportation expenses. Sunk costs are expenses that are incurred no matter if doing in or out. For example, if an SP entertains in the same residence that they live then rent, heat and hydro etc. are expenses they would incur no matter where they entertain. If the SP entertains in a hotel then the hotel rate is an incremental cost that needs to be covered. If a SP maintains a separate residence, then they need to ensure that they earn enough to cover those expenses on a monthly basis. Pricing structure should be determined by supply and demand and what the market will bare. The SP should have an idea as to how many clients they would need to see that would cover the incremental expenses and to provide $x amount to cover the sunk or fixed costs plus a desired amount for profit. The amount of fun the SP enjoys in the business is a tax free bonus.

A thought on this... there are quite a lot of clients who can't really do outcalls for one reason or another, but it strikes me that there are probably far fewer who can't do incalls. I don't know whether I'm actually correct in thinking this or not, but... If I'm right, then it might also follow that the increase in business that a SP gets from offering incalls would offset the increased costs involved.... Having an incall can't be all that bad, financially - if it was, nobody would do it!

Better late than never but thanks to the crew for organizing this. A most excellent and fun evening. I don't think I ever had so many interesting conversations about smelt, yellow perch, and the Great Lakes' commercial fisheries. You DFO folks rock. (now how many people noticed the chalk board?) :P

To thank the organisers...amazing job guys! special thanks to MisterT for bringing me brownie outside yummm! I want to say a very very special thanks to CarrieMoon...without you girl I wouldn't be where I am today...you have a special place in my heart xxx It was my first cerb social and was so looking forward to it...location was great and mostly all ladies and gents that i had the pleasure to meet :) Emily R...love you girl :) so happy to have finally met you. All the other ladies i met...so many beautiful ladies...i'm afraid if i start naming i will forget some... To all the gentlemen I had a chance to chat with...thank you for a lovely evening! See you at chrismas time :) BJ xxx

Thanks to da boys for putting together an amazing event. Spud, MisterT, Skater... you guys rock!!!! I love these events. Ottawa has a great community that seems to never stop growing - we had a mix of familiar and new faces all blended together in a fantastic location. Such a fantastic opportunity to mix and mingle with the loveliest women in the land and the nicest guys - what more could you ask for? I always look forward to these things... can't wait for the Christmas one!!

I too would like to join the chorus of thanks and congratulations to the organizers for a wonderful evening!

Thanks mistert, Loneskater and Spud271 for organizing a great event! The venue worked out really well, and it was awesome to both say hello to old friends as well as meet new people!

By the way, mistert and I took the names of those who were using our bar space last evening. You will receive our bills next week. It will be listed as Stool rental!

First of all I'd like to thank Mistert, spud and loneskater for organizing such an amazing social last night. I had so much fun! It was great meeting so many new people and putting faces to screen names :) and the treats...oh the tasty treats... As some of you know I found out yesterday that my best friend from high school lost her mother in the barhaven bus tragedy. She was an amazing lady, a second mother to me during that time. I honestly cannot believe she is really gone. I think you'll understand when I say that I am taking a day to myself today. It's a day to hug loved ones in tighter and spend with friends and family. My friend comes in today and I need to see her. It's such a weird feeling. I am split right down the center - half of me wants to mourn but the other half wants to grab life by the balls and live hard. Don't take a second for granted.. If that feeling sticks around I might host tomorrow. Nice beds and pretty pools are a nice distraction. Thank you to those who said kind words and sent good thoughts last night and thank you for making sure my drink was never empty (or maybe not so much thank you :P) This community has overwhelmed me since I started with support, kindness and friendship. I'm not sure what I expected but this has been a great surprise. I am lucky to count so may of you as friends. xxMeganxx

That was a great party! :) So glad I got to see some familiar faces and meet some new ones. Already looking forward to the next Social ;)

Hey Guys Thanks so much for organizing the Cerb social! I had to miss it at the last minute because of work....(sigh...) but , I'm certainly in for the Christmas social...(lighting doesn't strike twice......Hope not) Anyways, I did drop by at closing time and I was glad to see and talk a little with you guys! See you all next time! Cheers Mates!:bigclap: Hastings56

I think what you want to do is second to who do you want to do it to. Browse through the local ladies and find one whom you could picture yourself quiet happily spreading the cheeks of and going to town on. Then approach her via her preferred method and see if it is something she is open to enjoying with you. If not, continue your search. There are a variety of ladies and interests and tastes here, I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for. Good luck! *licks*

I got to spend some time with Courtney this afternoon. She has a downtown location which is clean and well kept. I live out of town so I really didn't like the thought of trying to find a parking spot but it turned out to be a non-issue. We connected through E-Mail (sort of). It took probably 4hrs and a 1/2 dozen messages to get my truck enroute to her place. I live by my computer so when comunication via e-mail was a problem I started to wonder if she was the real deal or if I was about to get hoodwinked. I was nervous, very nervous. To top it off I never got her phone number but she had mine and said she would call me when I was at her place (designated time). Also made me nervous. At exactly the pre-appointed time she called me and I was still a few minutes from her place. She gave me the finite directions, I parked the truck and headed over. When I got to her door she greeted me wearing lingerie, very skimpy. For me this was a bit of a turn-off as I really like to watch a girl undress and had requested that of her in our messages. She invited me into a nice clean minimally furnished apt. She kept asking me if I would like to wath porn and then had to head to the Bathroom for a couple minutes. I am a paranoid bastard so I kept expecting somebody to come bursting into the room and try to rob me. At one point when she was in the Batroom I thought maybe I should just bail out... BUt here is the problem..... Damn she is smokin hot. Just the tought of having her body against mine would have been worth a robbery. Lucky for me Courtney is not only gorgeous but also reputable, When she got back and I got to look into those beautiful eyes all worrys faded and I knew I was going to have an incredible experience. So let me describe what she looks like... She is thin very thin. Not skin and bones, the perfect spinner. Probably around 100lb. Long wavy soft hair Pretty face -Big Eyes -Cute smile -soft lips firm body Tiny Breasts with perfectly erect nipples Great abs tight little round ass. Yes it is round. A thin girl with a round ass, damn it was fine Shaved kitten -very tight Long, long legs -not muscular but fit She is very flexible as well We start on the couch, a little light kissing, I am nervous and she seems a little nervous too. Which sort of calms me in a weird way. She wasn't aggressive at all. Very slow and steady. I think maybe she picked up on my nervousness and decided to go easy on me. Didn't take long and I asked to go to the bedroom. Once there she again took a lot of time. Never once rushing always had hands or lips gently toching me all over. She was extremely flirtatious and new exactly how to get me to relax. Wasn't too long and we were both naked. I was sure I was going to blow my load just looking at her. damn she is hot. She worked her lips all over me and gave an incredible BJ that never ended. We were in a lot of different positions and my shaft was either in her mouth or her hands all the time. I got to taste the kitty and I was very impressed. She was CLEAN and soo tasty. After awhile she resumed control and eventually we ended up in a few different positions before I finished. After I was done I checked my watch and realized my time was up. Then she started chatting and I ended up being there for another 1/2hour. We Cleaned up during the chat and I just could not bear to leave. She kept talking and I kept admiring the perrfect body that was right there with me. She was VERY friendly and personable. I was hooked I think if she would have asked me to dump my family and stay with her I probably would have. Her addy is 'your pretty little addiction' and I was hooked. I left her at the door and felt guilty about not staying with her even longer Next time I'm proposing:bowdown:

In the recent past, there was a general rule of thumb for tipping of $20 per service. This may not apply everywhere though, and can tend to be location-specific. First, of course, there's the "door fee", which usually ranges from $30 to $70 depending on duration of the session and the location you go to, daily special deals, etc. This is the part of the fee that is given to the spa for their administrative costs, such as rent, maintenance, and advertising. If you go to see an independent, they still need to pay for these sorts of costs for their own place, so you would include it in their fee as well, but they would call it their basic fee. The door fee or the basic fee is usually all that's ever given over the phone, the rest is discussed in private. The tips are usually discussed directly with the girl, but some indies may give you the overall fees on the phone. Now as for the tips, as mentioned it operates on a $20/service rule of thumb. First charged service is usually the HJ. The next service is whether you want the girl topless or nude; topless is $20, nude is another $20. So a topless HJ would be maybe $40, while a nude HJ would be $60. Then some girls offer extra services beyond that, such as bodyslides, etc., which could be another $20. Now in most spas, they'll never itemize it that way, they would consider it crass, but they usually just suggest a tip between $60 and $100 is suggested. But that falls somewhat into the $20 rule of thumb range too, maybe a little more.

Here's a big hug for Sophia and anyone who needs one!