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And let's not forget....karma is one ugly bitch for these trash talkers. It usually catches up with them.

Yes reverse body slide means that MA slides over you from the head down., it does not necessarily means 69 position ad you can still ve lying on your stomach. Myself I provide reverse body slides in my sessions! They are fun!

Fortunately these bad apples don't spoil the whole bunch. It is really good to know the guys dislike the trash talkers. Having been thru a trash talk before, it gives me a warm feeling that the talker is the one least loveable and to another extent, the least credible. I don't believe in ignoring the trash talkers, I'm with mm on that one, it does need to be dealt with. How you deal with it, whether it is reports to admin, producing proof, going to LE to report the person, having them investigated by a team of peers for the purpose of conflict resolution, whatever works. At the end of the day, that same person will continue to deny and trash talk, but the truth is now out there and you've done your part, and that's about all you can do. Eventually as they say, karma bites them in the ass, and they are left with nowhere to talk trash to anyone lol. *and yes, this is posted for my stalker's eyes to realize what the real eyes are seeing

Thanks for the unintentional laugh SG! As I read the post: "Or is the girl doing body slide with her bum in your face?" a ridiculous image instantly launched in my pervert brain where the client's nose gets stuck up the MA's butt crack while she's attempting...I dunno, something? I'll leave it to the experts to clarify, but cheers for the smile (no pun intended)! :biggrin:

I wanted to add my belated thank you to MisterT, Loneskater and Spud for organizing such a wonderful social. It was great to see many familiar faces as well as meeting some new people. Also want to say thank you to ALO for the prize. I'm already looking forward to the next social

Some final thoughts, now that the dust has settled and that i had time to relax a bit !! I want to thank Loneskater and Spud for their help in my organizing this social. It was an amazing experience organizing it, and comments we received in person, on this thread and in private were all positive. We've noted a few things to improve upon, as there's always room for improvement. Loneskater and I have had a chance to chat, and i can speak on his behalf here on the fact that both of us will be involved in organizing the December social. I want to provide forward notice that the next one will be on December 12th, but please wait until the official thread is started in a few weeks to contact us (messages sent concerning it will be unanswered), as we want to take a bit of time off to recover lol !!! Cheers!!

My little Sophia being PLAYFUL!!!! I can't even describe how happy it made me to have her come up on the bed with me and actually play! I adopted her about a month ago (she's a pug, estimated to be 10 or 11), after she'd been completely abandoned by her owner. She was very thin, and wasn't the friendliest dog when she came home. She has gained some weight and I can see the happiness in her, but in the past few days it has gone from happiness to actual snuggle times, and today was the very first time she played - I could see the smile on her face! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! :D :D :D

Through the guidance and continuous support of the Diabetic Association Baby girl (my niece) started ballet lessons today and I started volunteering where Baby girls lessons are.

Taking my son to the airport for his first business trip. Ha..seems like not long ago I was taking him to kindergarten.

Well I've jumped on the blog-wagon, just posted my first entry (warning, first one if a bit of a rant, lol! but better than ranting here) http://thetattooedcat.blogspot.ca/

Looked up urban dictionary and found nothing, but did find this definition about body slide: 3. Body Slide a synonym for teleportation and associated devices. Used in several books but mainly was a method of travel for the Marvel character "Cable" on his time traveling adventures. "Computer, Body slide by 1 to intercept Bishop." or "Body Slide to H.Q." I'm just joking mind you - just wanted to add a laugh. I would interpret it as yes, ass pointing towards your face so you can get a better view.

Hi there! My name is Beckie :) I'm 25 years old, Natural Red Head, Scottish/Irish, 34DD Natural as well ;), Hour Glass Figure with Amaaazing Curves I offer a sensual relaxation adult body massage with a very happy ending ;) I'm in downtown Ottawa today from 10-8pm So book your appointments Now! 613-695-8005

I want to wish Mistert and Loneskater the best of luck with the Christmas Social. The hope is I will be back in late spring to early summer and might be around for the social next fall. If all goes well, I will hopefully be able to assist Mistert and Loneskater again soon! Everyone enjoy the Christmas Social and give the boys a bit of a chance to recoup a bit before they start planning for December!

Camille has posted two private albums viewable by her cerb friends. Hot they are!!! :)

So looking forward to December 12th!!

My appreciation to the 3 Amigos for a job well done. I enjoyed the venue and had a great time meeting so many lovely people. Thanks again, MisterT, Skater, and Spud.

Indeed... had an awesome time! Great to see everyone, and thanks to the organizers for organizing!

1st event for me, Thanks MisterT, Sput, Skater, well done and all the Beautiful Ladies, should do this once a month

I know the answer to this!!!!!!!!!!! They are big pooheads. Carry on.

I like boobies... small boobies big boobies perky boobies saggy boobies natural boobies enhanced boobies but most of all, these boobies...

Hello Cerb..!! I would like to have your opinion about a subject that I would like to share with you for a long moment. I know that a similar thread has been do in another forum from another province but I thought it was important to make one for Ottawa. I have been solicited, Im sure Im not the only one, for ''only this service'' and not being offered the respect for my time or sessions. As well, the fact of underpricing, cutting price for these '' onlys''. There's a lot of users who asked me ''Whats your rate only for a BJ'' or ''I want one hour but not intercourse...'' Maybe Im wrong, but I dont see a difference between having intercourse or not in my session. So, what happen to our time?? Why ''just'' a BJ doesnt worth the same thing than intercourse ???? Probably some girls offering a '' BJ price '' and I respect that but some users have to respect girls who doesnt. I think that we are not offering ''just this'' or ''that service'' but a COMPLETE service even if you are SP or MA. Should we reduce our rates but start to ask extra for everything?? If you want to kiss here, its +x$... if you want to touch here its +x$... sounds ridiculous no? I think its the same thing for us when we are solicited like this. Maybe Im wrong, so that is why I asked for you opinion and I think we need to talk about it if we want to inform new users. Ps: Sorry For my english..... ;)

Every now and then 'll see a profile picture that will cause my mouth to drop, this one did so in such a fashion I felt the need to make mention of this gorgeous woman. Imo this is what a near perfect(I say near perfect because I don't believe in perfection:)) woman looks like:) Since she is on her way to our fair city-Halifax- I'll be the first to say holy @#$% guys if you don't seek her out there's something wrong! Yes cerb is full of lots of beautiful women but every now and then someone will make mention of someone they find special. So I did:) I hope you don't mind Camille:)

Hey gents! I'm in the east 2 days this week...if we haven't met yet come see me tomorrow and Tuesday in the east location. Don't miss out I'm only available 3 days this week...then I will be enjoying a few days off for a little vacation ;) For those that are wondering I'm an incredibly sensual woman who's not afraid to get close...I enjoy gentlemen who know how to treat a lady. Come see what I'm all about and stop wondering... Monday 12-7 East Tuesday 9-3 East Wednesday 10-8 West 613-523-6199 or pm to take advantage of my guest pass

Explicit Pleasure & Wild Experiences With A Beautiful, Naughty & Erotic Angel! *EXTENDED HOURS!, SPECIAL RATES & MORE* Gentleman, Are you looking for a sensual yet seductive experience with an MA Goddess ? I am beautiful not only on the outside but the inside too! Beauty & Brains! what a bonus . I love to please and tease and value the favour of being equally pleasured. Sounds like fun doesnt it ? You will love to come feel my touchably silky, smooth skin, round firm behind, firm naturally 36C big luscious boobies and feel the erotic pleasure of my services. I allow you to explore it all with me, lets go on some new adventures that will surely take your mind and body on a trip. My Appearance: 23 year old, long haired brunette, dazzling sexy hazel eyes, lightly tanned, silky smooth skin, I stand at 5'3, 125lbs with curves in all of the right places, 36C perfect tittys!, gorgeous face features and i am Italian & French of nationality. My Personality: very outgoing, playful, sensual, erotic, seductive, naughty, bubbly, sweet, kinky, classy and open minded are a few words to describe me. My Services: -erotic nude massage -great conversation & atmosphere -An ending that is sure to leave you more than happy! -reverse massage -duo massage (2 girls, 4 hands) -soapy showers for 2 -topless massage -multiple experiences -pearl necklace/russian release -cob -dirty talk -foot fetish/worship -strip tease/lap dance/pole tease (if requested) -toy play for you & I both (if requested) -fetish's & role play (if requested) -outfits, heels, stockings, exotic wear/lingerie (if requested) & much much more, feel free to ask me My New V.I.P. Package: Only for the discerning, classy and upscale gentleman at my discretion. My package includes many many different services for one price! All services depend on comfortability together and are YMMV! I recommend a 45-60 or even 90mins session to fully enjoy each others company, relaxation and un-rushed play time. For more information regarding the services please text or pm me. Fees: (Door Fees Only) 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 PLUS tipping in the room (Please PM me) (Door fee rates for duo massage also available, please PM me) Location: (Monday-Friday) Merivale & Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Clean, discreet, upscale & professional. ATM on-site, Free parking, fresh towels, a/c & heated, showers in each room & hygienic products for you & I both. Schedule for this week: (Mon. Sept. 23rd-Fri. Sept. 27th): (I do not work Saturday or Sundays unless posted) Mon: 10am-7pm (Angels) Tues: 11am-5:30pm (Angels) Wed: 10am-4pm (Angels) Thurs: 10am-7pm (Angels) Fri: 10am-5pm (Angels) EMAIL. PM ME. CALL. TEXT for more information or to book your sexy session with me! 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) [email protected] Personal Website: taylordevine.escort-site.com Angels Touch: 613-274-7074 Paradise Spa: 613-820-8887 CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! XOXO MUAHS! CIAO FOR NOW

Reverse can have too meanings in the massage world. A Reverse Massage is where you massage the MA. A Reverse body slide would be a body slide in the 69 positon for lack of an easier description. Her feet near your head, and vice versa.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. I'll never be able to see Ving Rhames the same way again lol

I just saw a foreign film called "The GrandMaster". It had subtitles. I thought it was very good. It's a love story with martial arts in it. It's a docu-drama about the life of IP Man, the master of Wing Chung Kung fu, the teacher of Bruce Lee. It was beautiful filmed and had great action scenes. It has good reviews. But you need to enjoy martial to enjoy this movie.

That was very kind of you, cristy! I was thinking the same thing myself. Camille's albums are sooo hot!! :)

Most assuredly a HUGE group hug BCGuy!!! We will lend you strength!

I like emiafish for many unspoken reasons but also cause I have no f'ing idea what his cerb handle refers to lol.

Yup... doing that. She's 89. We had 88 really good years (ok.. I didn't have all 88 since I'm not that old.. but you get what I mean). I've learned a lot from her and she left me a clear path to follow. She's a writer and a poet and right now I'm remembering a poem she wrote in February, 1957 on the passing of her mother. There is a line in it that goes something like "And so I do not fear Death for what is Death but a door through which she has passed before me". And speaking of rain, she wrote the following: The rain falls on the just and the unjust. But why do the unjust always seem to have umbrellas? I like it...

Sweet Emily J.

Come and check me out! I'm available now at VIP! 10-8pm I'm 25 years old Natural Red Head, 34DD Natural as well with an hour glass figure and ready to relax you and have some fun! Please call 613-693-1641 OR 613-204-2584 To book your appointment now! xoxoxo

I don't think the three us can express our gratitude enough to everyone who showed up last night. A massive thank you to CMJ and ALO who were more than generous in the prizes they donated for the members. All the of the out of town visitors who have pretty much turned the socials in to a national event, it was great to meet you and we do sincerely hope you come back to Ottawa for the next one! All in all it was a great night. Mistert, Loneskater and myself cannot thank you all enough for showing up and making the Ottawa Social such a highly anticipated event!

It was a great party! Xoxoxo thank you guys you are awesome! Mr T as usual.... Delicious baking treats OMG good thing i dont live with u because i will gain a few pounds lol

Absolutely !! That's why I do business there ;) My common sense voice in my head says do business in Alberta ! My horny devil voice in my head says do business in Ottawa area ..... He won !!! ha Of course if you add in a good lookin, sexy, fiery redheaded travelling lady into the mix it just heats OTown up even MORE !! ;) Emily has entered the building !! hehe Sounds like everyone had a blast !!!! Fantastic. It's always good to unwind and chillax and socialize from time to time :) Kudos to the organizers who put in all the hard work !

Gents, what a fantastic night. Thank you, thank you, thank you! It was so great to catch up with old friends and make some new ones. My one regret to the night is not being able to say hello to everyone! But that's what the next social is for ;)

Gentlemen, you sure know how to throw an amazing party....It was a pleasure to be able to attend and thank you for having me :) Everything was perfect and it was great to catch up with old friends and meet new ones.... You boys are very spoilt in Ottawa, there are ALOT of hot women in your city....

Waiting for my best friend's wife to pass from cancer (coma most of the time now) and awaiting the results of a biopsy from my wife. Life changes rapidly.

Wow my first social in Canada. Boys you did a wonderful job. I've been to ones in Manhattan and Chicago and I must say this one was my fav. Lots of beautiful women..fun and sexy men. Everyone was so welcoming well almost everyone..hahaha Olddog thanks for the laughter. MistrerT thanks for the goodies. Skater thanks for everything. Spud thanks for being you mister FFS is your new name ..lol love you guys! Emily R I hope you left your tomboy alone..lol and Carrie moon your the best kisser ever. A special shout out to mr big watch and Emily Oreo and Lou...kisses everyone

That's wonderful and I'm happy for you:). Sounds like you have lots of positive energy around you. I don't consider happenings like that just luck or happenstance. I believe its all about you, what you expect and give off. So congrats for being so positive. Lately all my days are looking rosy, positive and full of promise:)

Double your pussycat with Cleo Catra and my favorite Kat, Katherine Bardot

Should have seen the warning signs from the start. Two way too hot girls starting ads on BP around the same time. Both the same age and though there were different phone numbers posted, each was suspiciously absent of a location. Contacted both. Got a reply from Katie only. Seemed to be going well until she mentioned that she doesn't take cash, only internet transfer. Smelling a scam, I asked her if I would transfer the funds once we met up. She replied saying that I would have to do it before we met. Making up some crappy excuse about how it was for her security. I ended the conversation there. Anyways... verdict: SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM

I saw Joss Whedon's Much Ado about Nothing a few weeks ago at the Mayfair theatre. Really, really fun. Loved watching his simple, home-grown production, with lots of talented actors plainly just enjoying themselves for a few days among friends. And Nathan Fillion stole every scene he was in (no surprise there). Plus, it really was straight-up a well done, low-key version of the play. Nicely shot, well acted. Probably the best part of the whole spell was that, being familiar with a lot of these actors from Whedon's other work, I kind of felt like I was among friends the whole time. (Plus, I actually was among friends the whole time so, you know, that kind of helped.) Still, Amy Acker is the latest to solidly capture my heart. Now THAT's someone to spend your life with. (Dreamy sighs.)

from Penelope Davis's album : Additional Comments: More sexy pictures from Cleo Catra's album :

I particularly enjoy watching my cock go in and out of her pussy. Just to watch the way her labia spreads open and how a small pink opening can so easily accept an object 3 or 4 or 6 times its size, and the whole length of it as well!! To watch this live is amazing, especially for a connoseur of a womans treasure.

Hi Ladies, probably the same guy again back from last year who was offering ipods to the ladies in exchange for services. I have removed his latest account but if you get a PM from someone trying to trade you services for ipods it most likely is a scam so please flag it.

i pay my accountant by the hour - i pay my lawyer by the hour -i pay my house cleaner by the hour- all professionals -why would your services be any different- except more enjoyable

My understanding is that when you ask either an MP or SP what is offered on the menu, it should be understood by all that you can choose to partake in any of the agreed upon services within the time that you are paying for, so if you just want to have a BJ and shoot your load , then see you have enough time to try it again, well you are more then welcomed to that service again. You pay for the time and services that are included during that time, which services you choose don't affect the cost, I believe it has always been this way.

I agree with you 100% Rebecca. There was another thread that outlined the same problem and it's very irritating to say the least. There are members that do not take the time to look at our profiles, our services, if we are all inclusive or if we are even an SP or MP!! The fact is, we are spending time with you and these "only ???" solicitation requests are very disrespectful. Some of the ladies do offer a single service but a few are too lazy to look and start soliciting everyone it seems to get what they want. At the very least, it's not attractive or makes a lady feel good to ask for these things before you have even met or have taken the time to check out her services and reviews. It's very tacky, cheap and undercutting. Mod has been great handling these types.... Bad apples everywhere and I now just shut them down if they do. They'll get it sooner or later I hope!