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I have been a HUGE fan of nuru for many years now and I would have to side with Gina (Urban Vibe) (Number 1) and Jessica (Indy) (Number 2) as my "all-time" favourites. Although, Alexandria is new at this I have enjoyed sessions with her. Vitto has always provided great session so I may have to check out her with nuru, I suspect that will be great also.

I just think there is a disconnect from what you think is going on versus what the sps are telling you is going on. You do have a lot of experience, which to me means you are not as familiar as we are with what the typical newbie is going to be doing or asking about. What a newbie guy would ask is 'do I come to you or do you come to me?", nothing about who is paying for what hotel, he doesn't have enough experience to think that one of his options would be to rent a hotel room for the sp to come to him (outcall). i think the sps are naturally puzzled by the insistence that this is a typical (i.e. valid) question, and I think the majority of sps getting such a question would be eye rolling and hanging up/not replying, because if this is an example of how he is thinking, there is no hope he's also going to understand even the basics of setting up an appointment, let alone meeting and paying, and by that I mean, respecting the sp's restrictions, boundaries and limits. And that's assuming she believes he is a newbie potential, and not just an experienced guy playing games. Her first thought is probably the latter. The other issue seems to be that you don't want anyone, mostly sps, telling you any of that. And that is your issue. You can either become reactionary whenever anyone disagrees with you, or even just tries to explain their own POV and experiences, and LEARN from that, or you can continue to repeat your own points, to the exclusion of all others. Some take offense to the sps who do not have patience for very new first timers who sometimes have ridiculous questions. But it is their preference to not deal with first timers, or at least first timers that need a lot of hand holding. Some sps do deal with those guys. I'm one of those kinds. I'll tell someone things that are in the ad, I'll explain the difference between in and out, and give tips for looking at other ads, and making a good choice. But I promote that, and make a good session for someone doing this for the first time. I am not necessarily suitable for the hardcore hobbiest, who actively seeks one time encounters, to review them. I discourage that kind of guy actually, if I feel the caller is too 'checklist' oriented, I'll pass. The types of questions I am getting from the professional client are questions I don't have patience for, and I'm going to treat them like some sps treat the guys who don't read their ads or approach them in the right way. Some pro clients approach me in the way that I want to be approached. The ones who want to do things their own way, will be turned down.

Dude. You dug yourself this hole. Reread your posts. What FilmGeek said to you was SPOT ON. It's as basic as this, if you (the general you, not you specifically) can't read the extensive info that's been provided on our websites and in our ads, if you're in such a rush to get your dick wet that you can't even bother doing a bit of internet research (hi, there are guides to client etiquette out there: a quick google search of "escort + client+ etiquette" pulls up this link http://bellastr26.wordpress.com/2010/05/19/client-etiquette/), you should just wank off. If you have read it and can't be bothered to follow our rules/requests/etiquette, that says a lot about you and it's a GIANT RED FLAG. Dudes who can't respect virtual/online requests sure as hell aren't going to respect my wishes in person. I am running a business; my website is written to answer as many common questions as possible. I still get a billion "what are you rates" or "where is your incall" questions when all of that wonderful info is provided on my website AND in my ads. Usually I redirect to the site. If you come back with yet more questions that have already been answered, well you can just forget seeing me. I don't have time to repeat everything that I've already spent enormous amounts of time SPELLING OUT for you. Not to mention, if you made it as far as making an account on CERB, then you can access the "new to this?" section and don't need to be making excuses about not knowing how things work.

My short answer is, let me think... definitely no way in hell ;) Dealing with someone who drinks too much is not a priority of mine and I want to stay far, far away from it. Also, you have to consider that his drinking might take away from his ability to "fuck like a porn star" or "cook like a pro" so what am I left with? A drunk man who likes to fight? The cussing like a sailor part? lol No-thank-you :) I can get a great meal at restaurant without having to deal with drunkenness and/or a drunk chef that will mess up my food, and that, without the constant swearing involved, leave a generous tip on my way out, call a FWB (or two) who fucks like a porn star for dessert and all that with no strings attached, drama or headaches involved! I like to keep it simple!! :)

After reading all of the posts, I think that there is more agreement here than disagreement. I think that the only issue people have is the original post implying that this experience is evidence that Cerb is wrong to only allow recommendations. Many have pointed out that experiences like this are absolutely not what that rule had in mind. In my mind, this experience right away qualified as a bait and switch before the "bodyguard" even got involved. There was clearly at least an implied threat after that happened. I'm very relieved to hear that that was as far as it went. The idea of this man barging in like that quite frankly scares the hell out of me. There should definitely be a post in the dangerous encounters section, naming names. That is what that section is for. I myself, check it regularly, especially before I book with someone who is unknown to me. I strongly encourage other members to do the same to hopefully avoid this type of situation. In my mind (and I don't speak for cerb by any means) the "no negative review" rule is simply to avoid the cattiness and hostility that it can bring. There is a huge difference between being threatened, and saying something like "A's oral skills aren't as good as B's" or "she needs to lose a few pounds". (The majority of such comments on sites that allow them likely come from jealous competitors, their associates, or stalker ex-boyfriends anyway.) All they do is create an environment that causes many sp's to avoid the boards. So please, if anyone has had such an encounter as this, post it. (in the proper section). It is for the good of everyone to bring these people to light. And thank you to the op for wanting to share this experience. Again, I'm glad it was a safe conclusion. I can only assume that there are many men out there who were not as fortunate. Safe hobbying everyone, Mikey

Yup! Much older men have always fascinated me because sometimes... just sometimes, you can get them talking afterwards. And they tell you about things you won't find in any history book. They were there and lived it. When I first started, back in the 70s, I was privileged to listen to men who'd lived through the Great Depression, WWII, and survived the Holocaust. My soon-to-be 90 friend was an adolescent on the verge of manhood in Holland during WWII and told of how his parents had to hide him and his brothers from the Nazis, who rounded up young men and sent them to labour camp. Another friend told me of eating mashed parsnips mixed with isoamyl acetate (blech!) to make a sort of fake bananas, they were so desperate for any food variety in Ireland during WWII. One of my earliest regulars was a sweet little old man (who's eyeballs were just about at nipple level on me). He'd done well for himself in commercial real estate but was almost pathologically cheap. He also _always_ had food stashed away in his pockets. A half eaten sandwich. A bit of pastry. It was kinda gross. One day I asked him about it, and he explained that he'd lived through the Depression. He was just a kid, but his family had it rough. A fear of being hungry never left him. One thing that impresses me in many of these personal accounts is the resiliency of humans, and I realize just how lucky I was to be born in the exact time and place I was. Twenty or more years, one way or another, or a few thousand miles made a whopping difference in the opportunities I could expect.

That my friend is the basic definition of a incall

I find that this picture below (from FB) does not belong to the " Funny Pictures", or " ..Lol Cat..." or " Puppies" thread, or any existing threads for that matter. It is cute, interesting, endearing and heart-warming. This thread should capture some incredible and interesting pictures you may find in the cyber space.

Inspired by the Top 5 Guitarists, thread, I was thinking about my favourite top 5 male and female vocalists. Male Vocalists: 1. Steve Perry (Journey) Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin: 2. Rob Halford (Judas Priest) Hellion/Electric Eye: 3. Bruce Dickenson (Iron Maiden) The Number of the Beast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs46o 4. Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin, Solo Career) When the Levee Breaks: 5. Ronnie James Dio (Rainbow, Dio and Black Sabbath) Rainbow in the Dark: Female Vocalists: 1. Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac, Solo Career) Edge of Seventeen: 2. Ann Wilson (Heart) Magic Man: 3. Bette Midler Wind Beneath My Wings: 4. Cher Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves: If I could Turn Back Time: 5. Celine Dion The Power of Love:

As acqua mentioned is not about how does more or about who charge less...its about amazing experiences and all ladies on industry that offer nuru... competition is not about undercutting just a personal opinion. Is about keeping clients happy and keeping industry in a classy way.

@muncher459 I hope you make your birthday into everything you could wish with someone who will treat you right (you've come to the right place for THAT). 60 is still a young age with lots of pleasure and enjoyment left and anyone who tells you any differently should be given a swift boot to the posterior. Age is just a number and by FAR attitude makes the person as young as they perceive themselves to be. Don't wish to have started earlier, live in the moment and embrace every pleasure you can and think about what you can experience today! *muah*

Both. I don't think I could have one without the other. If I get a sense a man is truly into me it relaxes me, gives me extra confidence and that in turn allows me the ability and desire to want to get off. If you are with someone and you get the feeling they aren't into you I would think then you'd just go through the motions as well, which would be no fun. Pleasure should be shared, given and taken:)

I'm on a Samsung Galaxy S3 and yup, the voice thing is awesome. I was a BB user for years but discovered a whole new feeling of liberation when I moved to the Samsung. If you really want to play with your phone in traffic, get a bluetooth device. Most bluetooth devices are those things you see in people's ears as they walk down the sidewalk looking like they are talking to Jesus or whoever. But there are bluetooth things you can get that standalone in your car - visor, dash, whatever. The advantage of these things is you can hear who the call is before you answer it and you answer it via voice commands (depending on the device you get). I have a BlueAnt Q3 in combination with my Samsung and I can place calls, answer them, send texts, open apps all without touching my phone - wave at the nice policeman sitting next to you. :)

Something just flew right over my head but I have no idea what it is! On a side note:

I have been to the Lord Elgin lots of times without any issues. I am always discreetly attired. I am not aware of anyone else having issues with nice looking visitors.

We should let gentlemans decide... is not about who does more is about who does it better. There is lots of indy talent to be discover cheers!

I don't mind turkey but if I had my choice, just make me a big pan of stuffing with a side of gravy.

My friend went there a few times under the old ownership, it was called YES massage or something like that. He liked the place because of it was very clean and well maintained. The possibility of taking a free steam bath after the session was also a plus. He returned a couple of times after, and he agrees, the guy running the place just doesn't have it when it comes to dealing with the public. He seems to be there to dispatch the girls and stare at the clock. The new girls were not as open when it was time to deal with details of the massage session. No more BS, the best my friend could get was a HJ with limited ROC. He gave up on the place, he did not return in the last 15 months.

As a gentleman, I believe it's important for the lady to finish first and finish often. If she isn't having a good time, neither am I.

It's easy for myself to get off on my own. I mean , put some porn on, get arosed and stroke myself to cum and bam! done! But that is no fun every time. So being in this is all about exploring how I can please a lady while pleasing myself. No better way that seeking a professional where its easier to express interesting ways in having fun that is beneficial for both of us.

I'll start off with, what happened to the OP was horrible and he was lucky that nothing escalated past what he could handle. The details of the encounter should be entered, if they haven't been, in the appropriate section for everyone's benefit. Secondly, there have been many threads in other sections discussing the idea of reviews and why Cerb is a recommendation only board (I'm not going to dig them all up, but you can find them if you want to). The general gist of all of them have been keeping things complimentary makes this board a safe place for the SP's. Reviews can be used against an SP and there is no real way to prove or disprove a damaging review. Once that damaging review is there, warranted or not, it will hurt that SP's business no matter how many good reviews are there. If a SP's business, and image can be tarnished with no recourse, they will ignore the board and it ceases to be the place that Cerb is. As many people have said, there is a section that lists bait and switch, fake pictures and dangerous situations. People should post in these sections for the safety of all. If the OP posted there I don't think there would have been any issue with the post, and hopefully others can escape such situations. The key is in the details, people need to know that others were involved and misleading photo's were used. I believe severally out of date photo's count as bait and switch. This board can be very helpful if you take time to read through the sections, and do some searches on past threads.

It's really crucial for me to believe that my partner is enjoying herself (a lot!), though I understand that orgasms themselves can just sometimes be elusive so that's not my exclusive yardstick for the encounter. I like my own excitement and orgasms (no kidding!), but the truth is I can experience those just about anytime all by myself. One of the unique appeals about an encounter with an SP is spending time with a wonderful, sexy woman and sensing HER excitement. That makes the encounter "us" and not just "me", which is kinda the point.

I, like the majority want to please my partner as much as I can, and I think the real key is open communication, when two people (or more lol) can express in words what they like/dislike/want/need etc... It can't help but be a pleasureble experience for both no? :-)

Love a waste of time is someone that does it receptively....to one or several ladies..that lies about the reason of canceling and it doesn't add up..Ya know like my dog ate my homework type of thingy To anyone out there they feel they may I have take that turn..Make good to the sp you have done it the most before shopping elsewhere I for myself a big believer of sisterhood and if they got screwed it hurt me I will stick my neck for them

I hates to bring it this way but..Do you bring this topic because yo feel you may have burned few chances with so ladies or just curious Personally? I am a person of a short words when booking app..As Genevieve. I am French and sometime a lot of communication can lead to Wierd discussion plus when you tour you somehow expect serious guys to not be lazy read your ads and website and mostly know the answer to their questions Anyone can be polite and do not respect how to follow instructions or ask questions that all been answered I. Ads and website...It doesn't mean saying please and thank you.That it may not be annoying. And consider a waste of time If a lady travel in 6 or 7 cities you have to X the amount of ext,emails,Pms she will get to actuall get a serious person that will book an app I strongly believe that men should know if they are available or not and serious about getting an app before their inquiries Why sending and email inquiring if you won't be available ? At the end ...it should be simple. If someone desire to engage in a mind game..I am not the sp for them VJ

Hey Guys, Posting for the first time ........ I will be dancing @ Silver Dollar tonight from 7pm till 1am. Come in for a beer to meet me for the first time ......... or stay for a bit and have a wonderful, sensual dance from yours truly! Please refer to me as "Raven" in the club. Hope to see you there! ;) Cheers, Maddy aka Raven xoxo

In my Opinion ... every scenario is different... by email I think the 3 message rule is a good one.. First email to gather as much info as you can from the lady, concerning services, rates, restrictions, and any other important information to be given.., Second one is to clarify any doubts or things that were not cleared in a second communication... third yes you should be ready to book.. Off course depending on how the conversation has develop there can be exceptions and variations... When it comes to texting being a quick method.. it can take a little more than 3 messages... but please if you start a conversation PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CAN CONTINUE... One thing that is most anoying is someone that starts a conversation and take long time in between messages... We are not just sitting down answering messages..., sometimes we are in between appointments and if you take long to reply we may not be able to reply with all the answers that you need... Phone conversation... now in this one I usually know by the tone of voice, and the type of questions asked... Be presice and direct you will get the right answers.. DO NOT start saying... Oh You look Hot in your Pics.. Your Breast are beautiful... Can I do this with them.. or qould you do this to me... really???? BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IS BE RESPECTFUL AT ALL TIMES.. no matter if it is email text or Voice call... RESPECT IS THE MAJOR RULE WHEN STARTING A CONVERSATION! Now when it comes to a repeat client, things are easier.. I dont mind the odd Hi just to keep in touch even if it is not to book and appointment... Is nice to know someone is thinking about you... but DO NOT PLEASE atart doing it EVERY DAY, ALL DAY... That is not correct! We have lives aside from our job... I do not need a GOOD MORNING A HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING? I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU.!! COME AND HAVE A BEER WITH ME!!! LETS GO HAVE LUNCH! i WISH I WAS UNDER YOU RIGHT NOW... GOOD NIGTH.... EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!

The question is understandable though, because despite being older gentlemen, these ladies make us all feel a lot younger, not to mention the brightness and happiness they bring in our lives Thank You ladies A rambling from an older guy RG

Question 23 IF and when you start developing feelings for a lady companion, do you: A) Text her every single day because you miss her and because your day never feels complete without talking to her B) Start showing up at her incall unannounced so you can see her C) Drive by her incall and sit in your car and wait to see if she is seeing other clients D) Write her a love letter expressing your feelings in hopes she feels the same way E) Give yourself a headshake and take a step back to realize that, even though what you share with her is very personal and intimate, the lady has not become an SP to find friends, friends with benefits, personal lovers and/or a boyfriend and is not looking for any of the latter even if she genuinely likes you and appreciates your company.

I've met Katie several times and all I can say is WOW. The first time I saw her, was kind of by accident cause I had texted a few girls that night and kind of got confused with who I was meeting, but boy was it worth my wild. Seen her a few more times since than, and believe me if it would permit, I would see her everyday if possible. She starts off with a little conversation (she's very easy to talk too) and finding out what you like to do during your visit with her. She gives a great massage and her hands are like magic. She's so good with that massage that one time, I almost fell asleep cause she's that relaxing. She uses a non scented oil and it's great. Once the massage over we got down to a little business and it was great. She's got a sweet tight pussy, and gets wet during daty, and you can tell that she likes it. Without getting into much details, I will say that she's awesome and loves what she does. Once finished, she's totally discreet and makes sure that all is good before you leave. She makes sure to wipe the oil off your back and remove any possible sighting of lipstick or lip gloss on your skin for us guys who need to be discreet. She is totally great.

I'm actually super surprised that no one's posted anything about her in the month that she's been here. BP's been aflame with ads claiming she's a fake, and even on the other *erb there's no clarity on that. In fact, her ad today showed her holding a picture of today's paper, just to silence the critics. That was enough for me to get off the fence and see what she was all about. Pics are real. She's for real, and uber-cute (seriously cute laugh). can't say much about her looks that her pics don't do for her. Booked through text, had no problems there. Incall was sort of out of the way, but discreet. Met at her incall, went through the usual list of acronyms and positions. She plays everything safe (CBJ, etc.) and relatively conservative (no Greek, no COF), so won't be for you if you insist on a more PSE. She does have PS looks, though, for sure! I've developed a fine appreciation for the natural D-cup, and hers are real and fantastic. She was very pretty and accomodating. Only downside was the freakin' construction outside her room, which was getting noisy and distracting. The outside jackhammering was competing with mine. I fought the good fight, but they outlasted me. Saw. Conquered. Came. And, like the South, shall rise again. The Dutchman

Jenny was in this afternoon, looking statuesque as usual. Bridget and Brandy also looking exquisite. The abovementioned Paige was in, as was a luscious curvy brunette Mariah, as well as Alice Cooper fan Roxy, and sundry others.

Very important! Saddly, here it's hard to know. Not every SP are willing to be honnest if you're doing it right or wrong. And you never know if she's just saying what she thinks you want to hear. =(

Specialize in bodyslide :)

I'm with Cleo. If a lady hasn't returned my call or text within 5-10 min, I assume I won't be hearing from her. That's perfectly fine and it makes sense. Also, I always do my utmost to be unnoticed during the walk-up. Just act like I belong there and not draw attention to myself, and most of the time I never get any second glances.

Are you gonna add this to your arsenal too?!? (Snicker, I said "arse")

It's pretty easy. And the Ladies here are fantastic. Just browse until you find one that is your type and politely pm her. She'll take it from there.

Just came back from watching Captain Phillips. It's about a captain of a freight ship that get's taken hostage by Somalians. It's based on a true story. It is a very long suspenseful movie. I enjoyed it very much. It's a must see film :)

i really dont care for almost everything associated with a traditional thanks giving dinner , turkey , stuffing , cranberry , and pumpkin anything . fortunately my mother will make a pork roast with garlic roasted potatoes . unfortunately there no leftovers to take home because everyone else scams on my meal ! ahh family

A good way to start would be here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=207

Happy Thanksgiving, all. If anyone doesn't finish their turkey please send it my way!

How do you start a long weekend off right? On a massage table with my hands working...in the oil :P Come in to paradise and experience a relaxing full body massage that you'll never forget. Not only am I cute as a button but I'm easy to talk to and extremely playful. for bookings call 613-820-8887 or just drop by at 1902 Robertson Rd. .. Here until 11pm tonight!

Fresh is best. In moist, er, in most things. A good laugh or a good cry?

D is for dipping down for a lick and a swirl before coming back up for a kiss

I agree with most, My greatest pleasure and satisfaction is to bring my partner to orgasm. I have met ladies who will tell you about " whip it in, whip it out and wipe it kind of guy. Regardless if the lady is "in the business" as someone said, if you made emotional contact, I found that most ladies will feel comfortable, relax and open up.

Keerist..relaxation is the key. I am absolutely the world's worst at being able to hit an appointment on time. If I'm early or on time, I am amazed. Don't get me wrong- I try, but I don't leave room for error and that is my downfall. Best response I ever got from a lady when I was running late was.. "Relax, I'm not a bitch". That short response was what I needed to hear at that time. She wasn't a bitch and, if she gets held up and running late, I'm not an ahole. This lifestyle takes understanding on both sides and if you find a person you click with, cherish it. It's not uncommon, but it takes two to tango.

Not going to lie.... At 58 years of age this is by far, some of the most exceptional news I'm ever likely to hear :)

Call me a clairvoyant.. (LOL) Something tells me that these are all situations that have manifested themselves.... Thanks for reaffirming the reality... because it is something that can be easily be blurred when one has starving soul and a hungry heart... I'll stop here.. D.

If you're new and don't have a reference to provide when she asks .. you should: a ) make up some names b ) lie and tell her you've seen everyone c ) politely explain you're new, and don't have one yet, and hope she'll accommodate your request for a meeting and provide you with that reference for next time.

Question If a lady doesn't return your initial PM or text do you. A) Send another 5 minutes later? B) Wait a day before sending another? C) Wait until you receive a reply from her? Next Question If a lady hasn't responded at all do you A) Send another asking why she hasn't responded yet? B) Wait a few more days for her response? C) Move on realizing she doesn't wish to see you?