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Why not just get a hotel that offers a day rate? Just from an outsider's POV it isn't just that the lady who has the apartment who needs to know and trust you, she really has to know and trust the lady you are going to see Also the lady may not want other ladies knowing where her incall location is Just a couple quick thoughts RG

As one who has done one sleepover and is planning for a weekend escape in 2014 here are a couple thoughts. First, do a sleepover with a lady you have already seen and trust. It's good to already know each other. That way you know first and foremost if you have any chemistry. Nothing worse than being alone for 24 hours with someone if it turns out you have no chemistry, nothing better than being with someone you know, like and have chemistry, a connection with. Also you'll trust one another, very important if a lady and you are alone intimately for a long period of time. The sleepover includes sleep time (real sleep time;-) ). It isn't 24 hours of sex. The good part of sleep time is waking up the next morning with a beautiful lady lying beside you Definitely plan something to do (like dinner, dancing) Sleepovers have a definite social component. It's more than just time in a bedroom As for the price being stiff...take a lady's hourly rate and multiply it by the number of hours you are going to see her. My guess, her sleepover rate is in real terms costing less per hour than her hourly rate. It is more expensive out of pocket for you, but in real terms not more expensive. And yes, very much worth it Just a couple quick thoughts RG

Im sure any lady on this site would happily raise her donation to $1000/hr for you, and since beauty is in the eye of the beholder you should not have a problem finding the companion you seek on here as beauty comes in many forms. Keep in mind if you are looking to drop that amount of money, screening and a deposit will most likely be mandatory!

If I understand your question properly. The only one that can tell if the conection, chemistry, feelings not only experienced by you but also for the ladies or lady you meet ARE REAL... is YOU... everyone is different., so everyones experiences and feelings are different... what may be good for you.., may not be good for others... and viceversa... Only by living something with someone you can tell how real it is or not... Recos and posts here can help you narrow down your search as per lots of them talk about personalities... and what an encounter is like... Best of luck finding soon a good experience for you :)

Probably best to read the reccos and contact a lady that you are interested in visiting with.

I agree with what has been already said here, chemistry is key and very few if any ladies would book an overnight with someone they don't know. It is a long period of time to spend with one person and if there is lack of chemistry your date is destined for disaster. When booking your extended date it is best to be upfront with your expectations for the time spent together, keep in mind the lady will have some of her own expectations for the date as well. An extended date can be great fun, but it can also be a recipe for disaster if not planned properly.

There seems to be a common misunderstanding that massage parlours offering hand jobs/happy endings are not providing prostitution services and therefore are not classified as "common bawdy houses" under the prostitution laws of the Criminal Code of Canada. The following comments illustrate this point of view. "Note however, that in some places (like Ottawa) some massage parlors are licensed by the City and thus have a permit to operate, as long as they only go so far (ie no oral or FS)." "You cannot get "full service" at a massage parlor, that would be illegal." "... to Offer BJ or FS to the gentlemen... this would make the spa a brothel which are clearly illegal..." Since many cities license erotic massage parlours/body rubs, and everyone knows what goes on inside them, it's understandable that this would lead to the mistaken belief that everything is legal. A hand job is a sexual service. Providing sexual services for money is prostitution. Any location where prostitution commonly occurs is a common bawdy house. Therefore massage parlours commonly providing hand jobs... are providing sexual services... and therefore are engaged in prostitution... and therefore the massage parlour is a common bawdy house. There's a legal distinction made between "erotic" services and "sexual" services. (I know, I know... it's a fine line ;-) ) Municipalities can regulate "erotic" services through zoning and licensing. These include strip clubs, adult video stores and massage parlours for example. They can't authorize "bawdy houses" since the Federal Criminal Code of Canada prohibits them. Another way to understand this is that a lower level of government can't adopt laws which are inconsistent with those of a higher level of government. This is a basic principle of constututional law. Therefore a municipal massage parlour license can't authorize a massage parlour to provide sexual services, including hand jobs, because that would make it a "bawdy house" and bawdy houses are illegal under Federal law. As stated in a Library of Parliament Research Publication on prostitution, "... municipalities walk a fine line between federal and municipal/provincial jurisdiction and must be careful not to take any measures that might deal with actual prostitution. Part of this balancing act consists in maintaining the illusion that escort services and massage and adult entertainment parlours are not fronts for prostitution-related activities." As for why massage parlours don't get busted, it's for basically the same reasons that the police look the other way with most indoor prostitution. If you operate discretely and the neighbours aren't disturbed, the police aren't going to go looking for trouble. They've got plenty of other crimes to investigate where there are real victims. This includes prostitution where there is real and obvious harm being done such as underage prostitution, violent pimps, and foreign sex workers who are trapped without their passports. Since it is so rare for police to bust a massage parlour, this gives the impression that they are all legal. But, they do get busted occasionally, so what causes the police to take action in a very few cases and look the other way in the majority of cases? I've attached a few links to news stories about massage parlours that were busted. These were all in inappropriate locations that drew complaints (next to daycares, ground floor of a condo). There are of course other examples of massage parlours being busted. These usually involve foreign women working in massage parlours who are being victimized or under aged girls. It's not my intent to scare either massage attendants or clients with this information. Clearly the vast majority of massage parlours generally operate without any problem. I do however think that we should all be knowledgable about prostitution law (and sexual health information) so that we can assess the risk of our activities. Avoiding massage parlours which are likely to draw complaints from neighbours is a simple step to take. The upcoming Supreme Court of Canada decision on prostitution laws will likely affect the current legal status of massage parlours as bawdy houses. So if you work in or frequent a massage parlour, you should be interested in the outcome of that case. http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/839283/inside-a-calgary-bawdy-house-evidence-of-happenings-at-massage-parlour-found-online/ http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/massage-parlour-busted-in-residential-building-1.1240820 http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/police-lay-prostitution-charges-at-gatineau-bawdy-house-1.574116 One final point. When massage attendants and clients discuss sexual services/price in the private massage room of a massage parlour this is not considered public solicitation. The private massage room has the same status as a hotel room. It's a private space, not a public space.

Is mine big enough? :b

well since its a "fantasy" and there is far too many perfect women here I,d just put all their names in a draw drum, spin it , take out two names and let the party begin !! then repeat again and again till my lottery winnings were all gone !

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I've done a few sleepovers in the past. It was always with someone who I knew well and had good chemistry with. It's really one of those services where you have to get along with one another and both parties need to be comfortable with it, otherwise it could become an extremely awkward situation! My best advice would be to wait until you build some rapport with a lady before you dive in to doing overnights or you may be disappointed.

I know providers sometimes do this with other providers. However, it takes trust to do this. After all, whose name is on the lease? She is the one who is most at risk if someone decides to do something stupid or dangerous. I would have an issue providing my incall location to a hobbyist. Could I trust him? Who is he going to bring in? Is he going to steal from me? Is he going to set up secret video cameras while I'm not looking? I would just look at getting a hotel, if you only need it for an hour or two a month.

I live and pay taxes in Toronto. The "tax and spend" mantra was rampant and special interest groups ruled the roost. Ford's fiscal polices are hard to knock. His personal life, well that's a different matter. He does need to seek help and clean up his act. The press loathes him, as do the city councillors -- they have since the day he was elected and have been on a continuous witch hunt to find fault with the man at every opportunity and publicise it as far and wide as possible. If I was in his place, having to deal with the non-stop attacks and a council that enjoys voting for whatever Ford is against, I would probably be drunk half the time too. You're right Nicolette, he should have kept his mouth shut -- every utterance the man has made has been examined with a microscope and anything with an inking of being improper was taken out of context and used as the "sound byte de jour". As far as his job, if he was able to accomplish what he has dunk and on crack, let me know what kind he likes so I can send him a case. Council, instead of stripping his powers and effectively giving them to themselves, should have called a snap election to allow the people in charge, the residents of Toronto, decide who they want running the show. No publicity is bad publicity -- just ask Charlie Sheen, Drew Barrymore, Bill Clinton, etc. Most no one thinks any different about Toronto than they did before, if they even knew Toronto existed. If anything, the attention is helping put Toronto on the map and will probably end up increasing tourism. How do you think of Washington D.C., the capital of the United States? Their mayor, Marion Barry was videotaped smoking crack cocaine, arrested & jailed for 6 months in a federal prison. After his release he was elected to city council and then back to mayor.

Yes, you can use both at this time... until we work out all the bugs

We all have our moments and we can blame them on a myriad of reasons, carelessness, in a hurry, stress, simply not paying attention, etc. What have you done lately that you'd call stupid:) my latest was pulling the mirror off my car backing out of a car wash, lol.

No disrespect to any lady who can charge and get $1,000.00 an hour... good for her but I have to think that the amazing ladies who charge $300 to $400 an hour who are on here are every bit as captivating and wonderful. So either book multiple hours....tip large or bring her great gifts.

Im not sure there is a market for a girl who provide those rate in Ottawa.. But if you are willing to spend 10,000$ a night.. Why not go to USA.. Maybe if you do some research you could find a pornstar actress or something like that. But like Pete says it.. Im sure you will have to provide references, etc

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I'm a very very very lucky and fortunate man, my fantasy ménage a trois wasn't a fantasy but turned into a reality. I had a very memorable escape with Emily Rushton and Lonna Lux. Both ladies are very special, and Great Companions in their own right. But together, WOW!!!. I would have another ménage with them, but unfortunately (for me that is) Lonna is retired. But I am so thankful to Emily and Lonna of the very special escape they gave me. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=E&t=111874 RG

I agree with RNC .... Cleo and Kathryn are a dream team I had the pleasure to meet. Cat and Kat Purrrrrrrfect. New plan now Update will first Then visit...... Nat, Cat, Kat and Gia. Probably die but go to heaven.

Since it is a Fantasy, recently I have thought how nice it would be to travel to Ottawa for a visit. In reading their ads and writing plus their pictures my duo would be Chantal Summers and Miss Emily J.

Congrats Tracie on reaching 1000 posts! You're a beauitful person inside and out and it shows in your posts with your insight, thought and humor. Your contribution to Cerb is and always will be appreciated! I look forward to reading many more! Kisses xoxo

Congratulations Midnite on reaching 1000 posts. They are always helpful and a joy to read. Keep them coming! ;)

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Is this the same Jessica that use to work at broadways like 10 years ago? Does she still work at moonlight? If so she is a great girl. Very small little girl and a cutie. She was easy to talk to and gave great service. A real nice girl. I'd be up for a moonlight visit if I could figure where it was.

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I would search out an sp who does this but after a couple of dates 1st at 2hrs long to make sure their is some chemistry or it could be a very awkward and long time.

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Try Kayla, goes by Shedevil on the board

Read the posts in this thread and you'll find the information you are asking about.

Here's a view from someone that recently managed a swing club. There are a lot more posers now than ever before. It used to be that people would go to a club to play or at least dip their toes in the water. Now, everybody wants to watch and judge. It's like "hey honey, let's join this club so we can get excited watching people have sex, and then go home and fuck!". All they want is to be spectators in a "naughty" atmosphere. They'll call themselves swingers, but have never participated due to them endlessly waiting to find the perfect couple. "We have high standards!" There'll be a few that are more adventurous and actually make out with their mates in the same room as someone else. The girls might (gasp!) kiss each other or feel each others boobs! Those sluts! If I had to give numbers, I'd say 70% of people calling themselves swingers are really just spectators, 10% do the same room, girl only, pretend to be naughty thing, 10% are soft swap - meaning same room or a little oral with lots and lots of rules, and 10% are full on old style swingers. That last 10% is slowly dwindling. Being a swinger is about sharing, not just putting on a show for some stranger to perv on. When everyone you have an interest in playing with says "we're just here to watch", you give up trying. Most clubs I travel to are now filled with people spending the whole night waiting for the show to start, then going home disappointed. Even the Vegas clubs are like this. Being a bi woman is so last year. Now swinging, open relationships and hall passes are all the "new thing" to be into. Unfortunately, the noobs trying to call themselves swingers are changing the definition of the word. So when you hear someone saying they're a swinger, take it with a grain of salt. Ask for details, like "what's it like to watch another guy unload in your wife/girlfriend?" Then sit back and watch them squirm and back peddle.

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I can't even imagine having sex with a beautiful lady and not following it up with a Thank You. I always send a text after our meeting to say thanks....i want her to know that I enjoyed our time together and I appreciate everything she has done to make the time together amazing. Usually just a short text. As for receiving a message from her.... on a couple of occasions a wonderful lady I see regularly has sent me a message first which I loved.

Awesome Thread!! I love astrology as well as numerology and I look into it quite often I as well am a Sagittarius, (December 15)and I am completely the definition of a Sag, its crazy LOL Thanks for such an awesome thread and I look forward to reading more Kisses and Stay Sexy xxo

Totally unorganized. Lines were crazy and when finally got my chosen gold, it turned out to be a dud! Also, no promised music or heat lamps! Hopefully they learn from their mistakes and improve next year!

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OMG I do that ALL the time I also find il send a text message and then put the phone to my ear and wait for a few minutes before I realize I didn't even call anyone Silly me

Going to pick up a teenager from high school on her first day. Didn't know where to go, but went into the front driveway, where I had dropped her off. There were all these school buses there, and couldn't understand why everyone was honking at me. Then realized, they had their flashers on, and I wasn't supposed to be in that lane while the school buses were there. Got the meet the Vice-Principle - he he. He was very good about it, and explained where I was SUPPOSED to go. Won't make that mistake again. I've felt foolish before, but this was worse, as no teenager wants to have this happen to her on her first day of a new school.

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Just want to start by saying that I have had many public run ins with clients-and I have to say 98% of them are just as private about our encounters as I am, and they all handle themselves accordingly ;) as do I :) Here is a story on what NOT to do when you run into an sp in a public setting. I was at the casino last year with a gf of mine. We had a very nice time. About a week or so after-I meet with a regular client of mine-who indicates to me that: 1) Was with his friends and he saw me 2) Told his friends how he knew me and what I do 3) Tried to find me-looked all over the casino-so he could introduce me to his friends as an sp Thank GOD-he did not find me that night. When he told me this-I could not believe it...His intentions were not meant to be bad-however I feel humiliated that he just spit out that info about me-that these guys know who I am as VANESSA VALE-yet I have no clue as to who they are or what they look like. IT was super invasive. And no offence, but also scary when someone can act so stupidly carless when it comes to discretion. He thought this would benefit me financially. I would rather starve and have my lights turned off than expose myself as an sp to whomever, because just like our clients, many of us ladies have to keep this hush hush too ;) It would be just as bad as me pointing out to my friends who I spend time with as an sp....privacy is important for both parties.

Tried Gina on strength of all above reviews. Would highly recommend. Would like to try JessicaMassage real soon.

I guess I write good reviews because I've had more than a few PMs asking for more details. CERB is a recommendation site. I do not believe it is meant to..pardon the pun...list/detail a blow by blow of the activities between two consenting adults. Regardless I don't give out those details. Whatever occurs or does not occur between two consenting adults will not be shared in any detail, on CERB or anywhere else, ever. As a general rule it is pretty safe to assume 'YMMV' applies to everyone!! Ask the Provider directly and respect that their rules, like their rates are nonnegotiable. Want someone to shove ice cubes up your ass until you turn blue and then call you Papa Smurf? There are many proviers out there, chances are someone will. You won't find that kind of information on a recommendation site, or from me. Have a fun time out there and be safe and respectful to your provider.

45. Howler Monkeys Seriously. Don't bring them along to your appointment as a fetish thing. They are called howler monkeys for a reason. They howl. Lots. Try maintaining a boner with a howler monkey critiquing your best moves. Can't. Be. Done. Plus they poop. Lots. And they aren't satisfying just pooping. They fling it about. It's rather disconcerting. Oh. And just try to find a bag of Purina Howler Monkey Chow. Apparently Ottawa is not big enough to justify keeping it in stock. I tell ya, I won't make that mistake a third time. 46. Cannibalism When she says, "eat me," it's an expression to satisfy her orally. It's not an invitation to run to the fridge for tomatoes, lettuce and mayonnaise. Not everything you hear is literal. Hopefully you can figure that out. Say no to cannibalism. 47. (This number is reserved for future use.) I couldn't think of anything to write, so I just made this look official. I wanted to say something about bacon and boobies and brassieres and bums and bar mitzvahs and Barry Manilow and Barbapapa and Bananarama and beef and beans and other words that start with b, but I couldn't think of anything that made sense so I um.... just used a government trick that never works. I apologize.

ooh, ahh, hmmm, yea, ohhh....... well just plain yummy, what is better than an orgasm! I love watching a man cum, and no Empty its not part of the job its part of the enjoyment.:)The point of having sex, for me that is, is to turn my man on, to make him feel as good as possible, to make him have a toe curling big O and I'll do my absolute naughty best to accomplish that goal because as I said, there is nothing hotter than watching a man cum, on me or in me:bj2:

I don't do explicit shots--I want you to come see me not just wank off to my photos.

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