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Mind your own fucking business Make sure you are committed and give a Fuck Stand up for your fucking self Be a fucking man and look after your responsibilities. Don't fuck with other peoples lives

Haven't really followed this thread, sorry if some here are repeats RG 10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963 And ... drum roll ...,,,,,.. The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .... "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

Sure, I think it is a possibility. I am a mature guy, and with age I am in a transition. I still thoroughly enjoy the intimacy of being with a woman, but find that the actual sex act isn't as important as it was in my youth and middle age. I think just enjoying all the senses, kissing snuggling, smell or a massage are just some of the many activities that can be still enjoyed. The only caveat is that both partners have to trust each other to be able to have good communications. The other thing is that you have to have a clear understanding of the limits and where you want to go should those rules wish to be crossed.

In some ways i think we're the wrong group of people to ask because many of us like this aspect as part of our total encounter. We are sexual creatures and this is just a part of it. To me, this service would probably be more directed towards the people looking for connection and intimacy without the sexual aspect. All those people who may frown on sex work could view this as therapeutic and be perfectly happy supporting it. Those who would love to step into a hobbyist world but are fearful or have morality issues may view this as a happy medium. Honestly, anything that gets the world touching more, physically versus electronically connected and in some ways, back to the roots of humanity is a good thing.

Ottawa will be benefiting from a cuddle service in the new year. I responded to an ad of interest on CL and after some discussion it sounds like she will he ready to go in January. Keep your eyes open. We may need a new section here for this?

HELLOO GENTS, TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30 - 11 PM COME UNWIND IN THE SEXIEST WAY..WITH A MASSAGE THAT WILL MELT YOU LIKE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN A HOT CUP OF COCOA FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I AM THE ALL-ENCOMPASSING, ALL EMBRACING M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE SOFT APPROACH AND MY LAVISHLY SENSUAL TECHNIQUES ARE INCREDIBLY, BLISSFULLY MAGICAL FOR TOTAL WELL BEING IF YOU SO SEEK TO ENGAGE IN THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE. I HAVE AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO GIVE AFFECTION.. I AM FAVORABLY, AESTHETICALLY GRATIFYING. I AM PETITE YET BRIMMINGLY STACKED (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENCE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. AWESOME DIPPED IN AWESOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP! ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. FOR THE GENT WHO SO LUSTS FOR THE GRANDEUR AND LUXURY OF THE FINEST AND MOST ELEGANT. YOU WILL HAVE THE RARE PLEASURE OF INSTANT COMFORT IN THE COMPANY OF AN EXTRAVAGANT TREAT. AN ADULT EPISODE WITH ME WILL BE CLASSY AND SENSUOUS, AN EXTREMELY EXHILARATING PLEASURE. LEAVING YOU RICH WITH THE GIFT OF EXTRAORDINARY MEMORIES. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE PERFECTLY EXECUTED ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! IF YOU HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE LEGIT WAY IT'S DONE, I OFFER THAT GENUINE SLIPPERY MASSAGE THAT HAS PEOPLE TALKING Q: DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? A: I APPRECIATE APPOINTMENTS MADE IN ADVANCE BUT CAN ALSO BE REACHED LAST MINUTE. *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT

The best fucking advice I can give is - have some fucking fun and get fucked!

[samuel L. Jackson] If a stone ain't got no moss, then get your ass to the bottom of the fucking hill and catch that rolling motherfucker! Oh HELL no, don't sew no nine damn stitches! Just sew one fucking stitch IN TIME and that'll save you ALL those other fuckers! What the FUCK do I want with your two goddamn bush birds when I got this one right here in my FUCKING hand? [/samuel L. Jackson] For bonus points: An apple every fucking day keeps the damn doctor the FUCK away.

If you seek a true GFE if you don't get smothered with a lot of cuddling, well. Is that not GFE? Chemistry, connection, if that is not there , really homework, gents. I definitely think most of us ladies are very honest so no not need to worry, please let all of us know and I bet before you know you will feel like heaven has graced you before there . This is the same rules I have for all. please comply for the time of both of out lives !!!! Yes I cant wait to meet, GFE Kisses Katherine xo

Anything is available to those who ask. Look and you will find ;) Cuddling is not a new thing. Usually it just happens naturally..... if its mutually desired.

If they can't take a fucking joke...fuck 'em!

Well.... i am a man so I act manly I..... whine and ball like i am dying I play it for all it's worth I lay on the couch and watch TV I don't go to the doctor I make sure everyone knows I am sick I wait till everyone leaves and then get up...get on computer... watch porn and troll on Cerb But that may just be me.

Like an exfoliating body wash? I may ruin you but i'd try lol ;) No refunds man. Just kidding. ;)

DEC. 20th CMJ's Annual XXXmas Party! Have you been Naughty or Nice? As always Noon till Late... Non Members Must RSVP 613-523-6199 After the huge success of our First Movember Event CMJ is excited to announce we will be doing another VEGAS Trip Giveaway!! From Now until Dec.20th we will be collecting donations for a Christmas Hamper - Canned food, toys, household items & cash donations. Simply make a donation and you will be entered in the contest!! Draw to be held Dec. 20th at the XXXmas Party! We would like to take the opportunity to Thank each and every one of our Members for their donations during the month of 'Movember' We are still tallying the final donation amount and will share with everyone once we know! Our Vegas Winner has been announced on our website! Saturday Nov 29th *** training duos with Mandy *** New Hostess Erika Joins CMJ... details coming soon! New Hostess Raven Joins CMJ this week - Schedule for training is Monday Dec.2 10AM - 4PM & Tues Dec.3rd 10AM - 4PM Brand New to Massage - Sultry French Brunette with Edge.. She can't wait to start this sensual Journey.. Early 20s, Petitie - 5'3 109 lbs.. Photos awaiting approval!!! THURSDAY NOV. 28TH 10:00AM - 4:00PM HOLLY 10:00AM - 4:00PM COURTNEY 11:00AM - 7:00PM KIKI 4:00PM - 10:00PM HOLLY 4:00PM - 10:00PM COURTNEY FRIDAY NOV.28TH 10:00AM - 4:00PM KELLY 10:00AM - 4:00PM INARALEE 10:00AM - 4:00PM CHASITY 4:00PM - 10:00PM KIKI 4:00PM - 10:00PM CHASITY SATURDAY NOV.29TH 10:00PM - 4:00PM MISHA 11:00AM - 7:00PM MANDY **** TRAINING DUOS WITH NEW HOSTESS ERIKA !*** 4:00PM - 10:00PM KIKI SUNDAY DEC.1ST 10:00AM - 4:00PM MOLLY 4:00PM - 10:00PM COURTNEY

It's the ladies that make CERB a great site. Without the ladies, it would just be a bunch of guys which I think would be sad.

Cuddling is one of my favorite intimate moment. For me, sex without it is blah. It is a rare moment in which we can be both vulnerable and protective of each other. When a lady is comfy and trusting enough to abandon herself and tenderly snuggle in my arms, and almost fall asleep, it is... magical.

Tonight planning to watch Bullitt (1968) one of Steve McQueen's best roles. Oh yeah,can't forget best freakin car chase scene ever!

This sounds really interesting. There is so much value in touch and skin on skin contact. For those who aren't looking for a FS experience or less of one, this would be a great alternative. I'd love something like this....although kissing would have to be included!

I answered "no", but... y'know what? My real, slightly odd answer is: no, I wouldn't pay to cuddle with someone I hadn't already seen for a GFE visit. but under the right circumstances, I can see myself paying for a cuddle session with someone I *had* seen for a GFE encounter. The only way I can make sense of this feeling on my part is: if it's someone I hadn't seen before, the comfortable intimacy of the cuddle (if we were able to build that) would eventually fall prey to me wondering "wow, can't we take this further... man, I wonder what it would be like to... mm, I wonder what she looks like when..." but if it's someone I'd already seen and with whom I'd already been, you know, uh, fully intimate, then some of that curiosity would be satisfied. Plus, we'd already have some kind of physical and intimate bond to build upon and make the lighter connection of the cuddle feel more meaningful and reassuring. Yup, I think it's entirely possible that once I'd established a little-r relationship with an SP, that on some occasions I'd like to just "hang out, close up" with her and talk and caress a bit. That could totally work.

I don't think there are. Found this in the Rules and FAQ Can I advertise my business here? If you are a callgirl, SP, escort or escort agency you may post in the schedules and announcements areas with your contact info if you follow the posting rules. You can not advertise escorts or agencies ourside of the dedicated area Can I purchase a banner? You may be able to, you must PM the mod with a link to your website and banner for approval. If you wish to advertise a directory of escorts the answer will be NO as this site is sponsored by escorts canada but you can advertise escorts, agencies, web design, web hosting, etc... but we must approve everything first and we may say no without the need to offer any explanation - we retain that right at all times. If you wish to advertise penis pumps or penis grow drugs or some other crap the answer is no, please do not ask unless you have a serious product and your banners do not have images of genitals on them or vulgar words. We approve all website links as well. Can I advertise my web design company in the forum? No, you can purchase a banner for this. Hosting, web design, etc.. if your looking to sell something here to our members you can pay for advertising. We offer free advertising to the escorts and agencies as it helps bring other ladies here and more guys here. If you wish to advertise your product or service to our members you can purchase a banner. Can I place a HELP WANTED ad? No, the forums are NOT to be used for soliciting new ladies for a agency. If you post a agency ad and breifly mention that you are always hiring that is fine (within reason) but if your placing ads to recruit ladies this IS NOT the place to do this. If you mean selling your couch, or other type of thing, there are numerous sites already existing out there. However, not sure what others think.

Licking Lovely Lips

Congratulations Ice4fun on your 100 posts, keep going. :)

If at first you don't succeed use a bigger fucking hammer and if this not work fuck it, leave it to someone else to fix it!

Every new day means new opportunities.....to make mistakes and fuck things up....

With me, I am not a big person who believes in working sick . As a wine lover and not ashamed of this I will admit I always step up to the plate and continue to enjoy all the Gods have laid out for us really and easily. Peeps that love their wine, talk and enjoy, there is much a wine tour to experience

Speaking as one who left the house today for the first time since last Saturday; recovering from a nasty bug such as a common cold tends to force inactivity on oneself. I came down with a chest cold on Saturday and spent the next three days moaning my fate and hocking up lumps of key lime pie filling. Between bouts of feeling sorry for myself, I caught up on some movies, surfed tumblr porn, masturbated and read many posts here on Cerb.

Pay back the fuckin' money you borrowed... from me.

I wish more of the winnipeg sp's offered it. Although the ones that do are awesome!!!

Hunger Games: Catching fire.. If you liked the first.. You will LOVE that one :)

I believe that it's unique among the other boards. I happen to be in Ottawa where I think there is probably one of the strongest communities to have grown up around this industry. I don't think any were else we've had as many socials, and had chances to make friends, both with the providers but also with other gentlemen who use there services.

I completely agree with Vitto :) CERB is an amazing community, everyone here is respectful of one another, and we all have our own special place... I also love the fact that I have had the opportunity to meet so many nice people through CERB Such an amazing community, and I am so happy and proud to be a part of it, and thankful for everyone here Kisses to all...and Stay Sexy xxo

Normally starts at around 6-630pm... until... the y kick us out of the venue LOL

Reading your post, you had me thinking at the place where it's mentioned 'euthanized animals'. Let me relate what I have seen previously. I come from a town where rural life is really close. And every week in a neighboring community, there is a livestock auction. And I go once in a while to check cattle, prices and a social outing. Animals are well taken care of as there is a vet on-site to check animals and make sure they are fine. But at the end of the barn, there are some animals in what we call the 'hospital'. Those are cows that are sick but if they can get in the ring and out, they will be sold. However, these are sick animals and just by looking at them, you see there is a problem. But they get sold. Who buys them? Agents from dog food companies. These animals have at most a week to live. But they are sold and by the next day, they are brought to the slaughterhouse, and transformed into dog food. I've been going on and off to those auctions for over 30 years and it has always been like that. Except that now, the rules are more stringent and animal welfare has greatly improved. Still a way to go but, I have seen some progress.

Depends on who is offering the service. Cuddling or a make out session is pretty intimate and would only work for me if I was comfortable with the girl offering the service. And I'd probably get turned on so...

16 days now! I don't know what to wear and I don't think colorful skin count as clothing...

Not only do we have a great number of great ladies in town, but you are right, there are a few dropping in for a visit mid december. You might have noticed many are visiting around the Ottawa Christmas Social. If you drop in at this event, you'll get to meet a good number of wonderful ladies and gents in one single spot!!

Hi: I'm looking for a petit, friendly MP located downtown or near downtown in the West end. I also have a preference for those MPs who are independent and don't work at a spa. In my experience, there is more discretion with an independent MP (i.e., less customers waiting around or coming and going). Discretion is important to me. Any recommendations would be much appreciated. Thank you.

Someone mentioned big butts? :)

Im sure any lady on this site would happily raise her donation to $1000/hr for you, and since beauty is in the eye of the beholder you should not have a problem finding the companion you seek on here as beauty comes in many forms. Keep in mind if you are looking to drop that amount of money, screening and a deposit will most likely be mandatory!

I just wanted to ad my 2 cent here...I don't really like the way this thread has turned...as you can find sensuality in both MA and SP experience...nuff said!For the OP...like a lot have said...do your research and take the plunge!BJ xxx

First point is bang on, so that's the biggest difference in 'MA vs SP' - what service are you looking for? :) Second point doesn't include the in-room tip though... most spas will charge 50-80 door fee for a one-hour massage, but that doesn't include your hostess tip which could be anywhere from 80-140 (or more or less, I'm just giving a general idea but can't speak for the lovely spa attendants myself :) )

Watched White House Down yesterday thought it was awesome, action from start to finish

I watched a damned good documentary earlier today: Saturday Night Live, The First 5 Years. I had no idea that John Belushi was a male chauvinist pig who didn't believe "chicks" were funny, and who demanded that Lorne Michaels fire women. Damn, I miss the 70s! :)

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein. A classic :p Posted via Mobile Device

Heck, you can't go wrong with either one of them! I've seen both of them more than once (not as a duo) and they're both amazing in their own way. Besides being hot, they'e both classy ladies who know how to size up (no pun intended) their client and act accordingly. If I had to choose between the two, I really don't know. Whoever I choose, I know it's going to be great. And like I found out, there's always a next time for the other one... By the way, a session with Tya is also quite a pleasant experience. Can't say too much about the other two ladies, I've just spoken to them at the reception but they seem to be interesting.

The BBBJ and CIM is often a YMMV thing. However I can also suggest Kathryn Bardot, who has a background as an MA and does duos with others of similar background. Not sure they will accommodate all you want, but it is worth a query to the lady.

what exactly is this party. i did not understand. sounds exciting but pls explain.