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Mind your own fucking business Make sure you are committed and give a Fuck Stand up for your fucking self Be a fucking man and look after your responsibilities. Don't fuck with other peoples lives

Haven't really followed this thread, sorry if some here are repeats RG 10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963 And ... drum roll ...,,,,,.. The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .... "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

Sure, I think it is a possibility. I am a mature guy, and with age I am in a transition. I still thoroughly enjoy the intimacy of being with a woman, but find that the actual sex act isn't as important as it was in my youth and middle age. I think just enjoying all the senses, kissing snuggling, smell or a massage are just some of the many activities that can be still enjoyed. The only caveat is that both partners have to trust each other to be able to have good communications. The other thing is that you have to have a clear understanding of the limits and where you want to go should those rules wish to be crossed.

In some ways i think we're the wrong group of people to ask because many of us like this aspect as part of our total encounter. We are sexual creatures and this is just a part of it. To me, this service would probably be more directed towards the people looking for connection and intimacy without the sexual aspect. All those people who may frown on sex work could view this as therapeutic and be perfectly happy supporting it. Those who would love to step into a hobbyist world but are fearful or have morality issues may view this as a happy medium. Honestly, anything that gets the world touching more, physically versus electronically connected and in some ways, back to the roots of humanity is a good thing.

Ottawa will be benefiting from a cuddle service in the new year. I responded to an ad of interest on CL and after some discussion it sounds like she will he ready to go in January. Keep your eyes open. We may need a new section here for this?

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The best fucking advice I can give is - have some fucking fun and get fucked!

[samuel L. Jackson] If a stone ain't got no moss, then get your ass to the bottom of the fucking hill and catch that rolling motherfucker! Oh HELL no, don't sew no nine damn stitches! Just sew one fucking stitch IN TIME and that'll save you ALL those other fuckers! What the FUCK do I want with your two goddamn bush birds when I got this one right here in my FUCKING hand? [/samuel L. Jackson] For bonus points: An apple every fucking day keeps the damn doctor the FUCK away.

If you seek a true GFE if you don't get smothered with a lot of cuddling, well. Is that not GFE? Chemistry, connection, if that is not there , really homework, gents. I definitely think most of us ladies are very honest so no not need to worry, please let all of us know and I bet before you know you will feel like heaven has graced you before there . This is the same rules I have for all. please comply for the time of both of out lives !!!! Yes I cant wait to meet, GFE Kisses Katherine xo

Anything is available to those who ask. Look and you will find ;) Cuddling is not a new thing. Usually it just happens naturally..... if its mutually desired.

If they can't take a fucking joke...fuck 'em!

Well.... i am a man so I act manly I..... whine and ball like i am dying I play it for all it's worth I lay on the couch and watch TV I don't go to the doctor I make sure everyone knows I am sick I wait till everyone leaves and then get up...get on computer... watch porn and troll on Cerb But that may just be me.

Like an exfoliating body wash? I may ruin you but i'd try lol ;) No refunds man. Just kidding. ;)

DEC. 20th CMJ's Annual XXXmas Party! Have you been Naughty or Nice? As always Noon till Late... Non Members Must RSVP 613-523-6199 After the huge success of our First Movember Event CMJ is excited to announce we will be doing another VEGAS Trip Giveaway!! From Now until Dec.20th we will be collecting donations for a Christmas Hamper - Canned food, toys, household items & cash donations. Simply make a donation and you will be entered in the contest!! Draw to be held Dec. 20th at the XXXmas Party! We would like to take the opportunity to Thank each and every one of our Members for their donations during the month of 'Movember' We are still tallying the final donation amount and will share with everyone once we know! Our Vegas Winner has been announced on our website! Saturday Nov 29th *** training duos with Mandy *** New Hostess Erika Joins CMJ... details coming soon! New Hostess Raven Joins CMJ this week - Schedule for training is Monday Dec.2 10AM - 4PM & Tues Dec.3rd 10AM - 4PM Brand New to Massage - Sultry French Brunette with Edge.. She can't wait to start this sensual Journey.. Early 20s, Petitie - 5'3 109 lbs.. Photos awaiting approval!!! THURSDAY NOV. 28TH 10:00AM - 4:00PM HOLLY 10:00AM - 4:00PM COURTNEY 11:00AM - 7:00PM KIKI 4:00PM - 10:00PM HOLLY 4:00PM - 10:00PM COURTNEY FRIDAY NOV.28TH 10:00AM - 4:00PM KELLY 10:00AM - 4:00PM INARALEE 10:00AM - 4:00PM CHASITY 4:00PM - 10:00PM KIKI 4:00PM - 10:00PM CHASITY SATURDAY NOV.29TH 10:00PM - 4:00PM MISHA 11:00AM - 7:00PM MANDY **** TRAINING DUOS WITH NEW HOSTESS ERIKA !*** 4:00PM - 10:00PM KIKI SUNDAY DEC.1ST 10:00AM - 4:00PM MOLLY 4:00PM - 10:00PM COURTNEY

It's the ladies that make CERB a great site. Without the ladies, it would just be a bunch of guys which I think would be sad.

Cuddling is one of my favorite intimate moment. For me, sex without it is blah. It is a rare moment in which we can be both vulnerable and protective of each other. When a lady is comfy and trusting enough to abandon herself and tenderly snuggle in my arms, and almost fall asleep, it is... magical.

Tonight planning to watch Bullitt (1968) one of Steve McQueen's best roles. Oh yeah,can't forget best freakin car chase scene ever!

This sounds really interesting. There is so much value in touch and skin on skin contact. For those who aren't looking for a FS experience or less of one, this would be a great alternative. I'd love something like this....although kissing would have to be included!

For the last 3 years that I have been a member of CERB. I have made many new friends, met many beautiful women, both SP's and MA's. Chatted with many people in the Chat Room. This has become part of my daily routine now. I wanted to see why you think Cerb is such a special place? I'll start off with my list. - It is a positive place where mostly good things are talked around. - A source of beautiful and sexy women. - A great place to have discussions. - Recommendations to help choose a woman to have an encounter. - A place for women to advertise and check out clients for safety. - A chat room to talk to people - A PM system to communicate with each other in privacy. - A great Moderator to keep us in line. - Senior Members to help the newbies out. - Lot's of jokes and fun. - Lot of game and sexy pictures threads. - Kind caring members that help each other out. What else can you add?

I don't normally write a review. But this time I have to say it out loud, Pepsi is the only provider who let me feel I am actually doing it with my girlfriend. Her pics are real. The location is a little bit far from the city, but totally worth it. The encounter was amazing, even her orgasmS WERE real. Go meet her while she's still here.

Your beauty has graced many a post and your pictures inspire much among the masses. You are open, up front and have a grace all your own. Congrats on your first 100. Good luck with your Maritime Tour!

Fuck me large ;-P

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Hey mother fucker, get laid , get fucked...

Congrats beautiful Eva on reaching your first 100 post and for being so damn sexy!

I'm offering a cuddle service to all of my SPs. At the end of any session, I will cuddle you for as long as you like for no extra charge :)

That sequence couldn't have been just coincidence! Or at least let my twisted imagination believe that's the case.

100 Down..... hundreds more to come I hope.

Thank you so much for contributing to the board and being a part of our lovely community. I hope you're doing well, Nat xox

Many years ago, my girlfriend woke me up early to drive her to work. After I dropped her off, I noticed I needed gas so I went to the PetroCanada on King Edward to fill up. I went in to pay and reached into my back pocket to pull out my wallet. It wasn't there. Neither was my back pocket. I was still wearing my pajama bottoms.

On a bike trip with a bunch, I left a restaurant and forgot my expensive sunglasses. I went back in to find them and they were not to be found. Miffed, I returned to the group in the parking lot and informed them of my misfortune..only to have it pointed out that I was wearing them. I worry about my future.

I answered yes, but i'm not totally sure. Before i probably would have paid for that kind of service. However, now i get it when booking with a MA/SP. I also have 2-3 friends i can cuddle with. It's still pretty recent, but it would remove the need to pay for it. A similar service i saw was a "sleep buddie". A girl who sleep overnight with someone for money. If the price was right, i'd definitively try it. I've never had the chance to fall asleep in a girl's arms and wake up next to her.

Congrats Eva Pearl on reaching your first 100 posts....

Congrats on your 100 post Milestone Sexy Lady Your pics inspire much among women as well as Gentlemen!!! We all look forward to new posts and pics Kisses and Stay Sexy

For the last few weeks I have read through all the amazing posts in this thread paying homage to the numerous elite service providers that we are blessed to have here as part of CERB. As I have read these posts I have thought that amongst this group of amazing women should be Savannah Lane.... my problem of course was that I was not certain I could find the words to properly describe Savannah..... but here I go. I have known Savannah for seven months and in that time I have had the distinct pleasure of having many many many sessions with her. I could spend literally hours telling you about the level of passion and seduction that she brings to her meetings with her clients...in my experience she goes to extraordinary lengths to connect with her client and ensure that your time with her is everything YOU want it to be. I have had the pleasure of meeting a number of amazing Service Providers over the years but Savannah for me has raised the bar. I have often left a Service provider very satisfied and looking forward to another meeting but only with Savannah have I actually booked again for the next day as I walk to my car. So..... the encounter is amazing....the sex unbelievable..... but that is not the whole story of Savannah. Having been fortunate to have met her as often as I have I think i have come to appreciate her as a person and a friend as much I appreciate her as my companion. This lady is as passionate, caring and engaged in her everyday life as she is in her professional life. She amazes me more every day. Her energy....drive... and commitment to the important things in her life is inspiring and i can honestly say that she has changed my life. When I first met Savannah...and even now... I am dealing with issues in my own life that have caused me great pain and with which I struggle every day. Savannah has lifted my spirit and shown me a passion for life that has empowered me in my own life challenges (If my wife and family knew about her they would thank her too). She has positively impacted my life and for this I will be Thankful to her forever. Oh.... and did I mention the Sex is fucking amazing The picture that initially caught my interest: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=7217&pictureid=46677 The amazing Lady that keeps me coming back: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=83555

always during the evening

I'm planning on seeing Sarah when she is here later this week. I'll write a post afterwards accordingly.

Check out Bridgette's new pics in her album!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5877

I watched Ip Man on Netflix last night. It''s basically a story of an old kung fu teacher where he was the fore father of the martial arts in China and how he became the teacher of many, including Bruce Lee.

lusciouslilly, claire heavens, or sensual erin are all well worth a visit

Hi Lexie,remember me. Yesterday you asked me to pick you up a medium tripple tripple half hot chocolate with a sl????. Can you fill in blanks haha. Anyway. I'm glad you took my advice and join cerb. Looking forward to seeing you again.

Today I found the tub of melted ice cream that I put in the microwave last night instead of the freezer next to it. Tonight, no ice cream for me :(

I can't believe how fast this is coming up :) Unlike last time I have my outfit ready. In fact I gave three possibilities. Now I just need to find my mistletoe

Just saw the movie "The Host", suppose to be a horror movie, but it is about an alien race that takes over the earth, by taking over human host. I wont' say much more, but I enjoyed it, turned out to be a bit of a romance movie. I thought it was well done.

"You are paying to spend time in the company of a beautiful and wonderful woman. You are not paying for a "service", but rather an experience." Very nicely said curiousm7 :)

There has been some discussion about SP vs MA in the past... There is no such a compaeison between SP and MA services as they are both different... there is not one better than the other.. they are simply different and both are worth what they both offer... rates can range between 120 to 180 depending on the lenght of the appointment (thats an average being indy or working for a spa) My suggestion to find out whether MA services are or not for you... is to take the plunge... like many others that were non MA believers did... and you may be surprised ;-) ;-) .... you can ask some that did ;-)

I plan to be there again with my girl Kimmie!!

OMG! I will never watch that movie. Everyone I know said they walked out on it in theaters because it was too scary (I can't even watch the previews of scary movies...THAT and I always need cuddles later. So who ever I watch a scary movie with has to agree to cuddles later lol) A funny movie (IMO) I watched recently was "For a good time call..." It was about two friends who operated a phone biz together.

In the halloween spirit.. a movie that made jump and scream a few times a couple of days ago... The Conjuring...