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Mind your own fucking business Make sure you are committed and give a Fuck Stand up for your fucking self Be a fucking man and look after your responsibilities. Don't fuck with other peoples lives

Haven't really followed this thread, sorry if some here are repeats RG 10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963 And ... drum roll ...,,,,,.. The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .... "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

Sure, I think it is a possibility. I am a mature guy, and with age I am in a transition. I still thoroughly enjoy the intimacy of being with a woman, but find that the actual sex act isn't as important as it was in my youth and middle age. I think just enjoying all the senses, kissing snuggling, smell or a massage are just some of the many activities that can be still enjoyed. The only caveat is that both partners have to trust each other to be able to have good communications. The other thing is that you have to have a clear understanding of the limits and where you want to go should those rules wish to be crossed.

In some ways i think we're the wrong group of people to ask because many of us like this aspect as part of our total encounter. We are sexual creatures and this is just a part of it. To me, this service would probably be more directed towards the people looking for connection and intimacy without the sexual aspect. All those people who may frown on sex work could view this as therapeutic and be perfectly happy supporting it. Those who would love to step into a hobbyist world but are fearful or have morality issues may view this as a happy medium. Honestly, anything that gets the world touching more, physically versus electronically connected and in some ways, back to the roots of humanity is a good thing.

Ottawa will be benefiting from a cuddle service in the new year. I responded to an ad of interest on CL and after some discussion it sounds like she will he ready to go in January. Keep your eyes open. We may need a new section here for this?

HELLOO GENTS, TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30 - 11 PM COME UNWIND IN THE SEXIEST WAY..WITH A MASSAGE THAT WILL MELT YOU LIKE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN A HOT CUP OF COCOA FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I AM THE ALL-ENCOMPASSING, ALL EMBRACING M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE SOFT APPROACH AND MY LAVISHLY SENSUAL TECHNIQUES ARE INCREDIBLY, BLISSFULLY MAGICAL FOR TOTAL WELL BEING IF YOU SO SEEK TO ENGAGE IN THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE. I HAVE AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO GIVE AFFECTION.. I AM FAVORABLY, AESTHETICALLY GRATIFYING. I AM PETITE YET BRIMMINGLY STACKED (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENCE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. AWESOME DIPPED IN AWESOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP! ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. FOR THE GENT WHO SO LUSTS FOR THE GRANDEUR AND LUXURY OF THE FINEST AND MOST ELEGANT. YOU WILL HAVE THE RARE PLEASURE OF INSTANT COMFORT IN THE COMPANY OF AN EXTRAVAGANT TREAT. AN ADULT EPISODE WITH ME WILL BE CLASSY AND SENSUOUS, AN EXTREMELY EXHILARATING PLEASURE. LEAVING YOU RICH WITH THE GIFT OF EXTRAORDINARY MEMORIES. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE PERFECTLY EXECUTED ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! IF YOU HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE LEGIT WAY IT'S DONE, I OFFER THAT GENUINE SLIPPERY MASSAGE THAT HAS PEOPLE TALKING Q: DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? A: I APPRECIATE APPOINTMENTS MADE IN ADVANCE BUT CAN ALSO BE REACHED LAST MINUTE. *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT

The best fucking advice I can give is - have some fucking fun and get fucked!

[samuel L. Jackson] If a stone ain't got no moss, then get your ass to the bottom of the fucking hill and catch that rolling motherfucker! Oh HELL no, don't sew no nine damn stitches! Just sew one fucking stitch IN TIME and that'll save you ALL those other fuckers! What the FUCK do I want with your two goddamn bush birds when I got this one right here in my FUCKING hand? [/samuel L. Jackson] For bonus points: An apple every fucking day keeps the damn doctor the FUCK away.

If you seek a true GFE if you don't get smothered with a lot of cuddling, well. Is that not GFE? Chemistry, connection, if that is not there , really homework, gents. I definitely think most of us ladies are very honest so no not need to worry, please let all of us know and I bet before you know you will feel like heaven has graced you before there . This is the same rules I have for all. please comply for the time of both of out lives !!!! Yes I cant wait to meet, GFE Kisses Katherine xo

Anything is available to those who ask. Look and you will find ;) Cuddling is not a new thing. Usually it just happens naturally..... if its mutually desired.

If they can't take a fucking joke...fuck 'em!

Well.... i am a man so I act manly I..... whine and ball like i am dying I play it for all it's worth I lay on the couch and watch TV I don't go to the doctor I make sure everyone knows I am sick I wait till everyone leaves and then get up...get on computer... watch porn and troll on Cerb But that may just be me.

Like an exfoliating body wash? I may ruin you but i'd try lol ;) No refunds man. Just kidding. ;)

DEC. 20th CMJ's Annual XXXmas Party! Have you been Naughty or Nice? As always Noon till Late... Non Members Must RSVP 613-523-6199 After the huge success of our First Movember Event CMJ is excited to announce we will be doing another VEGAS Trip Giveaway!! From Now until Dec.20th we will be collecting donations for a Christmas Hamper - Canned food, toys, household items & cash donations. Simply make a donation and you will be entered in the contest!! Draw to be held Dec. 20th at the XXXmas Party! We would like to take the opportunity to Thank each and every one of our Members for their donations during the month of 'Movember' We are still tallying the final donation amount and will share with everyone once we know! Our Vegas Winner has been announced on our website! Saturday Nov 29th *** training duos with Mandy *** New Hostess Erika Joins CMJ... details coming soon! New Hostess Raven Joins CMJ this week - Schedule for training is Monday Dec.2 10AM - 4PM & Tues Dec.3rd 10AM - 4PM Brand New to Massage - Sultry French Brunette with Edge.. She can't wait to start this sensual Journey.. Early 20s, Petitie - 5'3 109 lbs.. Photos awaiting approval!!! THURSDAY NOV. 28TH 10:00AM - 4:00PM HOLLY 10:00AM - 4:00PM COURTNEY 11:00AM - 7:00PM KIKI 4:00PM - 10:00PM HOLLY 4:00PM - 10:00PM COURTNEY FRIDAY NOV.28TH 10:00AM - 4:00PM KELLY 10:00AM - 4:00PM INARALEE 10:00AM - 4:00PM CHASITY 4:00PM - 10:00PM KIKI 4:00PM - 10:00PM CHASITY SATURDAY NOV.29TH 10:00PM - 4:00PM MISHA 11:00AM - 7:00PM MANDY **** TRAINING DUOS WITH NEW HOSTESS ERIKA !*** 4:00PM - 10:00PM KIKI SUNDAY DEC.1ST 10:00AM - 4:00PM MOLLY 4:00PM - 10:00PM COURTNEY

It's the ladies that make CERB a great site. Without the ladies, it would just be a bunch of guys which I think would be sad.

Cuddling is one of my favorite intimate moment. For me, sex without it is blah. It is a rare moment in which we can be both vulnerable and protective of each other. When a lady is comfy and trusting enough to abandon herself and tenderly snuggle in my arms, and almost fall asleep, it is... magical.

Tonight planning to watch Bullitt (1968) one of Steve McQueen's best roles. Oh yeah,can't forget best freakin car chase scene ever!

This sounds really interesting. There is so much value in touch and skin on skin contact. For those who aren't looking for a FS experience or less of one, this would be a great alternative. I'd love something like this....although kissing would have to be included!

I don't normally write a review. But this time I have to say it out loud, Pepsi is the only provider who let me feel I am actually doing it with my girlfriend. Her pics are real. The location is a little bit far from the city, but totally worth it. The encounter was amazing, even her orgasmS WERE real. Go meet her while she's still here.

Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa Christmas Social will be held Thursday, December 12th, so mark your calendar!! We are opening the Christmas festivities for 70 members in good standing (35 gents and 35 ladies). Loneskater and I have taken all the comments the attendees have made during the last social to keep improving these events! We are also be holding the festivities at a new venue. Gents, tickets are available at a cost of $35 (payable in person or e-mail money transfer), which will cover snacks, a drink for the ladies and door prizes. You will be kept updated via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by and for the CERB community, please contact myself or Loneskater directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

Saw that article today. I think I would tend to agree. While there is technically nothing wrong with what he is doing, it is not only an image of perception, but likely internal policy too. Substitute marijuana with alcohol in this story and you'd reach the same conclusion.

That is fucking hilarious and genius!

This is a service that I offer on my web site, it's called PJs and Cognac. I choose to offer this service because I believe that loneliness is rampant in our society at the moment and people don't get enough careing touch, especially as they enter their later years. This is my least expensive service because I want it to be accessible. I all so just love to snuggle people so in my mind it's win win :)

This is the strangest fucking thread I've ever seen!

Let me get this straight. When you get sick a lovely blonde brings you cold meds and takes care of you while another lovely slim lady brings you soup? Megan, can you give me some of your germs and Cleo can I come over after the germs take effect?

Customizing my new cerb profile :icon_biggrin:

Congrats on the first 100, and here's to many more!

It is ironic that an agency claiming to be Winnipeg's only licensed, legitimate agency uses all stolen images in their ads. Kind of an open and shut case re their integrity. Or lack thereof.

Congratulations Eva on your first 100 posts Looking forward to your next 100 RG

Congratulations! Keep it up!

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No surprise, BP is loaded with girls doing this. When I started out I used a couple of pictures taken from the net, it seemed that most were doing that back then, I knew absolutely nothing about online etiquette and providing, no justification, but an explanation. I was also afraid to show my identity, afraid of being found out, but still felt the need to be online. Now I really don't care who knows what:) Others may be doing it for the same reasons. Again not a justification, as I've since learned of the ramifications and stupidity of doing so, but an explanation. So, the best thing a gent can do is when using that site do a goolgle image search or tineye search to make sure he is contacting the person pictured.

I love cuddling, especially with this cold weather! Mmm snuggling...

I have no new dress yet either. Lee Richards send me this burlap bag saying I'd look great in it, but I think I will try and do better. That Lee you never know what he is up to, it may be designed to fall apart once it reaches body temperature. :icon_wink:

I love love love greek :D

I found that website a while ago http://www.thesnuggery.org/index.html I've seen articles about it in the past year...seem to be becoming more popular. Thought clothes say on, no sexual contacts, no kissing. Just napping and snuggling with someone :)

It's time somebody started the countdown on the Social. I would do it but I don't count so well!

actually I can't see his profile either and just speaking for myself i would NEVER see anyone who's profile i couldn't see.

I've watched a bunch of good movies lately. I saw The Family with Robert DeNiro and the always sexy Michelle Pfeiffer (still my favorite Catwoman :p) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwZNypYmPFE...it was brilliantly quirky and a lot of fun! A mafia family in witness protection tries (and fails) to fit into the French suburbs. Kinda like the Mafia's answer to the Addams Family lol I saw Machete Kills. I love these movies.....they're not all that intelligent (not at all actually lol)....the acting is laughable.....every actor in this just chews up the scenery like it was a giant fat greasy burrito and clearly have a great time doing so....the action sequences are beyond ridiculous.....but goddamn they're SO much fun to watch! I love movies that know they're bad and just embrace that fact whole heartedly! I can't wait for Machete Kills Again.....IN SPACE!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwudExxVtV0 And just rewatched Man On Fire today. Great revenge flick with Denzel Washington, Christopher Walken (my fave!) and Dakota Fanning in her break out role.....her acting skills in this for someone so young never cease to amaze me. A very powerful, emotional and stylishly shot action movie. I generally really enjoy Tony Scott's movies and this one's no exception.

Megans Touch, Claire Heavens, Sensual Erin

Gourgeous Petit Fun west but nit far from downtown... independent. . CLAIRE HEAVENS... ps: spa doesn't mean customers waiting and less privacy... Spas I work out of... don't ever have more than 2 attendants working at same time... ok maybe sometimes 3 very rarely.... we keep it discrete and we make sure nobody runs onto anyone else while visiting... we are professional and we know that Privacy is a huge factor for our visitors. ..

Funny, that guys in Ottawa would no take that trip to Kingston to visit a lady like Zoe. I have done it 3 times to visit SP's there, take a day off work, play a round of golf (weather permitting of course) and spend delicious time with Sp's in K-Town. Anna Sweets I have driven down twice to see both 2 hour visits, and one other lady, but prefers no rec's/reviews. Zoe I would see in a heart beat, probably see her in K-Town before she arrives in Ottawa :) But to the point there is some really good ladies mention here earlier in this thread. Have fun, and good luck.

I have been following this thread from the start and really it almost seems like and out right war. The main difference between SP Services and MA services are that EXTRAS ARE NOT ON THE MENU WITH AN MA. You are paying over all for time spent with a LADY, she will tease and tempt you in the way decided by the nature of her business Title. Myself, I chose to be an MA because I am more sensual and don't like to think that I need to force an appointment with a predetermined check list of activities that NEED to happen for my client to be happy and feel like they had the best experience. I prefer a natural organic sensual time spent with a gentleman that treats me like a lady and respects the rules of an MA working in a Massage Parlour. As it has been stated many times that Ladies working Indy have more freedom to blur the lines between what an MA can offer, but that is not everyone's cup of tea. IMHO if you want an organic sensual experience than an MA may be the option, and if your looking for a Check List of specific services then an SP is more on the mark for what your looking for. Cost may be a bit different from SP to MA but ultimately your paying for time spent with a Lady and how she makes you feel.... should that price tag change based on services???? That is a question that only you can decide for yourself. And to Clarify GFE MA is a Feeling NOT A LIST OF SERVICES!!!!! It is a connection that you feel like you know the girl and that she genuinely takes your feeling and desires and acts on them. I am PROUD to call myself a GFE MA, but not at the expense of Gentlemen seeking my services thinking that they will get more mileage because I state I offer a GFE experience. My take at least Kisses All XoX

I must agree and thank you for taking the time to speak up. This question is not off to the best start. There is no "versus" between an SP or MA. They are both completely different experiences. There's being tactful and asking questions, but I get the impression as well the question was asked for members to explain why they do visit MA's, and for MA's to justify our services and rates? I think that's up to the OP to do his research, read the recommendations, and not challenge the activity and great feedback in the massage area. If I am approached in this manner by an inquiry, I will most likely not be booking with them.

All paid up in full. Kimmie and I will be there, look for us!

Captain Phillips....!!! Best movie I have watched in a verrrrry long time!!!

Watched the horror "Mama" the other day. Had some nice twists for the genre and if you like that kind of thriller I'd suggest it. Also, came across this movie guide which gave me a laugh. Figured people on this thread would appreciate it:

I just wanted to say thank you for all the special comments and thoughts, it is really, really appreciated. Family took the news, digested and then we drank half a case of Dru single malt, and a case of Petit Petit over the weekend. We told stories, jokes, laughed and cried! So, we move forward! Hope to attend the Ottawa Christmas social! Hugs! Tom The Liquor

Morning All. Again, to all my Cerb Family, thank you for the continued support, prayers and best wishes, it means a lot! Sooooo, as most of you know, I went to the Cancer Clinic at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbour to see if they had any ideas on how to fuck this cancer up. Got stuck with lots of needles, probes, scans and ended up pissing in technocolour (with the help of alcohol), see previous post...or not!. There was a conference call yesterday afternoon, with myself and the local docs, plus the docs from Toronto and Michigan. Here is the result: -The cancer that attacked the muscle around the shoulder is rare (around 1 in 750 cancer patients have this type floating around) but not so rare they were scratching their heads. -It spread, however the good news is it missed the lymph nodes under the arm (which would have meant a very short game plan for me!!!) -However it has spread to the lymph nodes in the neck and the muscle that surrounds the spinal cord (medulla oblongata?) that interfaces with the brain stuff. Bottom line, they have deemed it stage 3, with minimal options with significant, severe consequences including looking like a zombie with major holes cut out (unless Walking Dead is going for another couple of seasons and they need a new leading zombie !) . So will continue with chemo about every eight to twelve weeks to try and slow it down, rest whenever, and live life LARGE until I can't function any more, hopefully 3-5 years, worse case 18-24 months. So unless I get hit by a bus or swallowed up by a City of Ottawa sinkhole, or die in bed because of being drowned by Cerb ladies continuously squirting in my face for three continuous days (the CIA should have done this to the Taliban instead of water boarding!!) I will be around Cerb and you good folks until I can't play any more. THE OTHER GOOD NEWS.....IS THAT MY TONGUE STILL AND WILL CONTINUE TO FUNCTION UNTIL I AM PUT INTO THE GROUND!!!!!! This weekend will be spent telling family and friends in Southern Ontario what is going on and probably drinking lots of 30 year old Macallum single malt scotch. Well, that is it for now! Thank you again Tom TheLiquor xoxox