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I feel judged by this thread, which is making me slightly defensive. I apologize if that comes comes across in what I'm about to post. I didn't realize contacting clients and mentioning I'll be touring was considered wrong by some folks on CERB. I've contacted clients in the past to provide them with my schedule before setting up and advertising for a tour. The clients I've contacted have expressed an interest in seeing me again when I'm in town. Sometimes they're someone I've established a connection with and seen more than once, sometimes not. I disagree that it screams 'desperate for a booking'. It's just good business practice. I want to prioritize those I've met before and give them preferential treatment when deciding on when and if they would like to see me.

And what of the interests of the spa's owner, who loses the entire business if it's shut down by LE? What of all the other MAs who are suddenly out of a job through no fault of their own? What of the unfortunate client who, despite never having asked for or received anything more than a normal MA session, happened to be there when the place was raided? The MA at a spa who offers BJ/FS puts all these people at risk every time she does so, whether or not she stops for a moment to think about it. I have no doubt that the spa owners explain this to their MAs; I have equally little doubt that some MAs are more concerned with their own short-term financial gain than the long-term viability of the spa they work at. So an owner who can't control this is incompetent? I really don't get that. What controls do you think a competent owner should put in place? Do you want to be supervised during your massage? Would you prefer cameras in the rooms? If neither of these, what do you suggest?

Ya know what I think ... we all have different preferences and opinions. Till the day we all die. Now my opinion for the moment is................. Let's all drop our pants and hang a moon to the self righteous, inglorious bastards that shun the sex industry.....they sure as "fuck" don't know what they are missing ;) Then flip them the bird, raise our glasses for a "Cheers" to Cerb and sex and then shag like Armageddon is cummmmming sooooon .... Oh Behave. That a hijack ?

Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance. Additional Comments: Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance.

It really depends on the client and the SP, and the relationship between them. I'd consider an unsolicited communication from someone I'd never had any interaction with to be a bit out of order. But it's great to keep in touch with people I've seen before, and I love getting mails from them even if it's just to say hi. For the ladies who visit occasionally, it's great to know that they're coming to visit. It doesn't always mean I'll be able to see them, but at least there's a chance. The method of communication matters too. A PM here isn't the same as an email, which isn't the same as a text or a phone call. Different methods of communication may well be associated with different levels of discretion, or risk of discovery, or likelihood of being seen in a reasonable timeframe (you can text me if you like, but I won't see it until I next turn my phone on). Which method of communication is preferred will vary for different guys, too, just as it does for the ladies.

I would suggest the means of communication would be a big deciding factor. I think you would have had to have seen the provider previously, and expressed some kind of interest in seeing them again. Or, you have exchanged other communications and have some sort of relationship. In that case, I don't think that a quick "Hi I am in your town next week for three days, if you are interested." type PM on CERB would be out of line. If the person said contact me using another means, and let me know when you are in town, then using that means would not be out of line either. (hobby e-mail, text to safe phone, whatever) I see these as informational messages rather than being a form of soliciting. You are letting someone know of an unusual availability.

Snow, OK for a snowfall Dec 24th, and Dec 25th....then it can all go to hell Always worried that an encounter (one was) will get postponed because of a snowstorm...wouldn't want to travel in a storm Worse than the snow though, is when it gets bitter cold, especially combined with wind But even worse than that, freezing rain RG

Snow I don't mind. Truthfully. It is beautiful, brings great joy to children's faces. It is FUN. We adults can all act like kids again when the snow falls. Living in rural Newfoundland has taught me to appreciate snowshoeing, drinking tea outside in the woods while having a "boil up", skidooing, and just generally playing in the snow. You are NEVER too old to build a snowman or do snow angels :) Shovelling I don't even mind... I used to rather enjoy it growing up in Saskatchewan and trust me, we had our fair share of it there lol. I'm a bit spoiled here as we don't seem to get much. The occasional dump of snow but otherwise, it's fairly mild on the Avalon Peninsula. Let's face it - we are Canadian. Snow is part of who we are. The cold and lack of sunlight that is associated with snow? Now THAT I can do without. As someone who experiences seasonal affective disorder, I miss my sunshine very much and would MUCH rather be in heat than cold. But... I faithfully take my Vitamin D daily, and I love living in Canada -- so I have learned to appreciate all of the seasons. So, I say - let it snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!! PS - Why do you think Canadians are so horny? We need to stay WARM through more months of the year than we need to cool down! LOL !!

Pssst.... Some Independent MA's DO offer oral..... Im sure it's no secret. I might get into trouble here....but.... I am an MA, and.... I have offered oral. It's not advertised and it's not a guarantee.... it's a 'if it happens, it happens' kinda deal. I would never suggest any hobbiest seek an MA for anything extra especially at a spa tho. But at the same time I don't see the harm in asking for any service- so long as you only ask once and accept the answer gracefully. But chances are if you haven't met the girl yet.... the answer is NO. For me, YMMV is a true statement. Everything must be mutually desired. I can promise you a mediocre massage, a spectacular bodyslide, a shared shower (altho I do hog) and an explosive ending.... But I cant promise oral and I cant even promise kissing. Hygiene and personality can go a lonnnnng way. So can gum ;) Just sayin' ;) So for a better chance at MORE, meet the girl first..... Connections can sometimes change things. But NOT always. Your Truth Teller, C.Heavens

I recently started to see ads for Sophie that peeked my interest. Soon after her first ad, she joined our community here on CERB and this made me want to make a connection soon. So this past Friday I saw that she was working, I had to make contact. I emailed her as her ad requests and introduced myself and asked a few question. Sophie promptly replied and her email asked me for my phone number and a time she could call to discuss further. This process is a little different for me, however I absolutely understand her desire for discretion and her process for booking. It doesn't matter how many times I meet a woman I am always a little nervous. Being nervous was short lived though as soon as Sophie opened the door. I was met by this petite sexy woman with a big hug and kiss. Sophie is extremely friendly and intelligent and this led to conversation with her being very easy and interesting. We proceeded to talk for awhile getting to know each other which led to her starting to get playful with some kissing and touching. Now, as for the naughty part of our encounter I won't get into the details. Every encounter is going to be different and of course a YMMV situation. I will say though, that Sophie is very sensual, a great kisser and I absolutely loved exploring every inch of her. Sophie was very adept to my needs and desires and accommodated them perfectly. Sophie works a limited schedule, but I would highly recommend to anyone. I certainly plan on repeat visits as often as time permits. Thank you Sophie for the memorable and enjoyable time. It was an absolute pleasure meeting you and I look forward to much more time spent together.

Yes and No, if it was bad where it was bait and switch (Fake Photos) or you got put into a dangerous encounter like being robbed or threatened (and you are an established member) you can report it in the correct area. If it was just not worthy of a recommendation or you just want to complain or warn others that the service was below your standard then other sites exist for this - cerb is not the place for that. No, this is a flaw as people do change but if we allowed this then it gets abused. Basically when members look for are RECENT reviews, people will continue to ADD comments to recommendations if they are worthy. A recommendation thread that has not been updated in over a year is often a RED FLAG to many of the members here. We do allow PM's when SOLICITED (Someone asks for specific info) to be sent. For instance if someone says "Does anyone have info on...." and you have some info that may be negative you can PM the person and share this info since they asked for it. An established member can also comment "Based on my recent experience I can not recommend" publicly (but nothing more) if people want more info from you they can PM you. What we want to avoid is anyone slandering someone or just being unreasonable. many guys will have bad experiences cause they have really insane expectations (we have all seen them) some guys show up with Body Oder and crotch rot and complain cause the lady would not offer them a BJ or nasty rotting teeth and she denies him kissing... etc... it happens SOOO OFTEN. These guys will make the MOST NOISE about a lady and try to damage her reputation. Cerb is friendly and positive cause we will not have any part of that.

Thanks for posting that info :) Just wanted to point this out just in case my previous post came off as... That I was just going to try and find out the location and go and hope for the best ;) LOL I sent a formal request via pm :)

The title is not a mistake, it does say door surprises not door prizes! lol Last September social , we were put on the spot at the door a few times with guests showing up unexpectedly. At the time we did not have access to our PM's/e-mails to see if we had made a mistake so we let a few guests in provided they paid the door fee if applicable. However this is not fair to those who planned and paid in advance or to other members who did ask in advance to bring a guess and to whom we said the guess was not eligible to attend. At the time we felt we were put in a position of damn if you do and damn if you don't. So we would like to inform everyone that if you have not been confirmed as attending via PM next Sunday, it means you are not on the guest list and will not be allowed in if you just show up. Please understand that we do pay for all expenses in advance so collecting money at the door we have to keep it till the next social. For the ladies, we received names from posting here on the thread so if u have not received a confirmation PM by next Monday Dec 9th let us know as we may have missed you. Same for those gents who paid for a ticket, let us know if u did not get a confirmation then. Thanks everyone for your cooperation. We will put more general info here as we get closer to Dec 12th!

I have no idea how I missed THIS thread, but CONGRATS to you, sweet sweet Ice4fun!!! It has been an absolute pleasure reading your posts, and seeing you contribute more on this forum. As you already know, I think the world of you and now you're showing the rest of Cerb why :) Here's to MANY MANY more of your posts!! XOXO

Agreed! I'm HUGE on everyone owning their own mistakes (including myself). If a guy chooses to partake in an activity that represents a risk to "his" life situation it is "his" responsibility to ensure that "he" has taken every effort to make sure that "his" two worlds don't collide. If a lady has been given permission to message a guy regarding future visits then it's up to "him" to ensure that she doesn't message him again. RG provided some solid solutions to anyone choosing to avail of the company of companions and everyone should heed his advice. Using your own everyday phone and email account for communication with companions brings a HUGE risk and choosing to do so is not particularly prudent if keeping things secret is important to you. As a client pinning your failure to follow simple solutions on the lady is not cool!

Available Monday 9 - 4:30 Tuesday 9 - 4:30 Hello Gentlemen, Your dream playmate is waiting for you this week!!!. I am that beautiful clean sexy girl that knows all those naughty tricks to drive you wild. I take pride in my health and appearance, and I would love to show you the rewards!! Beautiful, slim ,Well-educated and passionate on the inside, stunning and sexy on the outside. Treat me well and your experience will only be more fulfilling! What I offer you is not your typical relaxation experience.. I offer adult companionship at its finest. An experience with me is about delighting all of your senses. For those of you who haven't met me I will delight you with beautiful visions, sweet scents, soft whispers, and a gentle touch. For those of you who have, let me remind you that your only responsibility in my company is to relax and let me lead you to a place of pleasure you have only imagined. Come let me show you all of my sexy charms this upcoming week. Not a Member? Call 613-523-6199 or PM for info.

Although we have we have some true local gems here in St. John's a significant portion of the ladies we have are actually touring ladies. Personally because of my life situation, playtime for me involves some planning and I'm not usually able to run off to an encounter on a whim. So with the need for planning ahead I always love when I've got lots of advance notice that a lady I adore is coming to town. Because I do have to plan my encounters I tend to try to follow announcements and schedules pretty closely. However, there are some ladies that I would hate to miss so I have asked them to notify me when they start to even consider visiting to ensure that I get a chance to book out my time. I've learned how to play this game in order to maintain proper discretion and have taken all the proper precautions that I should so I don't really mind being contacted. I prefer an email notification or a Cerb PM because I actually have to login to those accounts to get the message. A phone call or text would be ok for me but because those two methods of communication can be generally fraught with issues ladies should generally avoid sending anything unexpected by the client in those forms. IMO a discrete friendly message sent by a lady you've seen before just to say, "hey I'm going to be visiting your area and wanted to let you know" is perfectly fine and appreciated. However, I personally would not like to receive a unsolicited personal message from a lady that I've never communicated with before. Although it might not actually be a solicitation as such, I would likely deem it unprofessional.

Everyone of us is unique; there is a purpose and a place for all. Its not something we find on the outside; the answer is within. I wish more people could see this in themselves.

Considering her ad went up today... and you had never met her before, it is interesting that you've had time to see her multiple times... And since you've seen a lot of sp's, and been a member a while, you've never posted a review except to complain about an sp that others have favorably reviewed flaking on you. I guess every reviewer needs to start somewhere, it would have been a little more believable had you posted other reviews before a review like this on the day a new SP posts an ad on BP... Additional Comments: big apple Registered User Join DateMar 2011Posts360 kimmy kimmy "put it in me" saw this girl in winnipeg. and she is considering a tour in toronto. if you have a chance to see her dont think twice about it!! never met her before but my expectations were hugely exceeded beautiful girl. pictures are very accurate and totally her and she is sexier in person. gorgeous body. amazing natural boobs. great service. definitely non rushed not a clock watcher. service wise she truly enjoys sucking dick and is one of the best i have ever had and and I have seen a lot of sp's!! she really loves loves it!!!! willing to accomodate and ymmv as usual but if you treat her well you will get great service ( note however she absolutely will not negotiate prices !!) would i repeat with her? i already have multiple times!!! would like to keep her to myself but will share this absolute gem with the board. Interesting post on terb.... followed by: bababuey Registered User Join DateFeb 2012Posts397 happened to be in winnipeg and saw her and i concur completely with the review she is awesome

Don't feed the trolls. These comments are obviously trying to provoke a reaction as you can clearly see the replies are intended to invoke emotions and cause drama. Hurting a ladies income when she is risking the guys livelihoods (who get caught in a bawdy house when its raided) and the spa's business and the other ladies as well... Its easy to see when a comment like that is just trying to make people upset. Some people get off on doing this, best to just ignore or report them.

I live the thought of snow.... the memories I have of fun playing in the Snow as a child and with my Daughters as they were growing up... and I love thinking about getting the opportunity to take grandchildren playing in the snow at some point in the future. The truth is as I have gotten older... my health gas not afford me as active a lifestyle as I would have liked and as a result snow has changed from a thing that I looked forward to into a problem to deal with... I am told not to shovel and not overdo it so Snow now gets me down. I bet my first grandchild will revive the child in me... i hope it does.

You make an excellent point!

Here is a picture of a dam in Italy. Why is this interesting or amazing, I hear you ask? Zoom in... Yes, they're goats. Apparently they like to lick off the salt and other minerals in the dam wall. What could possibly go wrong? Original page here, with a couple more pics.

Do ladies still really do this? Good grief. It screams "desperate for bookings..."... just a lil bit, doesn't it?

Hahaha I kinda of agree with it!!! I remember when I was a Kid back home... It looked so pretty on TV... always wanted to see it live... and play in it... and It looked so much fun to make snow angels... BUT THIS IS TEH REALITY NOW... Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited.It's so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. Oct. 14 - Canada. It is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here. Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here. Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada. Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here. Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. Friggin snow plough. Dec. 22 - More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. *******. Dec. 25 - Merry F'ng Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-***** who drives the snow plough,I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the friggin ice. Dec. 27 - More white **** last night. Been inside for three days now except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white **** and it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the **** again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? Dec. 28 - That ****ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the **** this time. Can you believe that he missed it by 24 inches. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out all the **** he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one over his bloody head. Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those stinkin' beasts should be killed. The bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November. May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted out from all that blody salt they put all over the roads. ?? May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada WELLL no I have not yet moved to Florida or Back home... Still Here... Darn... one day one day LOL This are a a few FAQ: 1. Why did you move to Canada? I have no F... Clue... 2. Do you Like it here? Yes I do... But Not the winters... 3. How was your first winter? Aweful.., I spent indoors witha broken ankle.., I fell walking on the snow... 4. Are you used to the winter now? No not really.. But I have learn to accept them and try to vacation in between and take breaks from it.... Many People has told me.. you just have to get involved in winter sports and activities... My answer is I get cold easy.. and I do.. My feet and hands can freeze easily even when wearing High quality winter clothing... (i even bought electric heated boots once LOL). I was born and raised in South America and I was not Built for this weather.., Unlike FORD i was not Built Though... LOL!

actually I can't see his profile either and just speaking for myself i would NEVER see anyone who's profile i couldn't see.

Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa Christmas Social will be held Thursday, December 12th, so mark your calendar!! We are opening the Christmas festivities for 70 members in good standing (35 gents and 35 ladies). Loneskater and I have taken all the comments the attendees have made during the last social to keep improving these events! We are also be holding the festivities at a new venue. Gents, tickets are available at a cost of $35 (payable in person or e-mail money transfer), which will cover snacks, a drink for the ladies and door prizes. You will be kept updated via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by and for the CERB community, please contact myself or Loneskater directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

I was just wondering if there were any SPs out there that offer erotic hypnosis as a service? Even though I have never actually tied it, it is a major fetish of mine and is something I would love to try some day.

Congrats and keep em coming !!!

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certainly that's entirely different and it wasn't my intent to offend. I apologize indeed if that was the result of my post. It's been mentioned, in this thread and others, that often gents ask for a message when a favourite lady is touring the area. Entirely different from "cold calling" ... which is what I thought this thread was discussing. I must have misunderstood the original post.

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Even after 25 plus years I never go in my SO's purse or wallet and if she wants something out of either I'll hand it to her. She never looks at my phone and I never look at hers. Peace MG

I am a squirter but it's not something everyone is looking for but interesting when it does happen. ;)

Lived most of my entire life in the Ottawa area, I really don't mind the "snow" at all, we get accustomed to it over our years. It is the bitter cold -40 to -50 with the wind chill that is a nuisance and that is what bothers me the most about the winter season. I love the outdoors in the winter time,long walks getting good fresh air,skating on the canal, skiing over the Gatineau area, stopping in at the Nordik Spa, we just have to adjust,dress accordingly to the weather. I go every year down south, for a couple of weeks, just to break up the season, and it isn't really all that bad. After all we are Canadian's and this is just one season of four. I rather go through our seasons then say "Tornado's", "Typhoon's" , "Mudslides" and other associated weather patterns that are much more severe than our snow.

I was asked to remove the oral comment, instead I will clarify why I will allow this. If the INDIE MA works as OUTCALL or a SINGLE CALL HOTEL ROOM INCAL VISIT they are technically not breaking any laws. This does become prostitution when it goes beyond just a massage to include oral sex or intercourse so offering this or doing this in a massage spa it makes the spa become a COMMON BAWDY HOUSE and that would be very much illegal and I don't think anyone would ever be foolish enough to admit this happened in a public forum such as this.... not to mention I would need to remove the comment as we do NOT discuss ILLEGAL activities on this site. So... Don't assume Claire does this in a spa. She did say "Some Independent MA's DO offer oral" meaning NO SPA AFFILIATE (I hope that is what she means as that is what I read into this) If a SPA ATTENDANT offers a BJ you are NO LONGER IN A MASSAGE SPA you are in a brothel (AKA COMMON BAWDY HOUSE) DISGUISED as a SPA and at risk of being arrested for being in a common bawdy house if the place gets raided while you are inside. Guys... if you want a BJ or something more don't go to a SPA or a CLUB looking for this and if you find a spa where the girl offers this you may want to leave and maybe even send off a email to the spa as they may not know she is offering this either and putting them at risk.

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You joined CERB and some members cannot view your profile because it is set that way (blocked), but ALL ladies can especially Ma's. So again I'm surprised you put this thread out there. Oh, and the answer is "seek an Sp"

Yes, let's see all of those pictures again.

Part of the joy for me Kylie is that I do want to hear from the wonderful ladies I see :) and Many I do ...Still no strings attached. Random and fun is good.....I get enough birthday wishes. but must be understood between the parties. If it is by email I will get it in a month. Regardless of the way of contact, un-written rules and exceptions. I have always looked at it as if I get caught....I get caught. I made my choices in this lifestyle, and chose whom I wanted to see, how we were in contact, and if I made a bad choice and shit hits the fan . Look in the mirror Lee. Start there.

41 Your lady has agreed to come to your home. You tell her when she gets there, that you have to go to the downstairs bedroom, because your wife is sleeping upstairs. You wonder why she left. I mean, you know your wife sleeps like a log and won't hear you. This is never ok. Please don't ever book a lady and neglect to let her know before hand that you are not alone. Same as your "friend" hiding in the closet. Never cool. 42 Your lady comes to see you. After rocking your world, she goes to the bathroom to freshen up. She sees there are no towels or soap there. There is a crusty dried up towel on the floor, but nope, not a single clean towel for her to use. You might not mind using that crappy towel on the floor, but I can assure you, she does not. Make sure there are clean towels for her to use. 43 So, you are having a great time with your lady. She puts a condom on you, and you are going at it and it feels so great. You decide it will feel even better if you unwrap your manhood and take the condom off and tell her "can I put it in for a sec?". She says no, gets another condom, you ask again. She again says no, and actually pushes you off her. Goes into the bathroom and comes out fully clothed. You are like "WTF", I paid you for the time. In case you didn't get it the first time, don't ever take a condom off if the lady put one on you. When you take it off so "you can put it in for a sec", you stepped over the boundaries. Why would she have put a condom on you if she wanted to do it without? This is probably the biggest issue providers face it seems. It happens all the time, and guys just don't get it. IMO, there is NO AMOUNT of money in the world that makes it worth taking the risk. If she says no, respect that. And sneaking the condom off while she doesn't know, is not consent, so therefore sexual assault.

25. The Incall. You finally get your greatest wish. Today's the day you are seeing Alotta Fagina. Sweet Jeebus. You have abstained from fondling your manly bits for 26 hours in anticipation of this glorious event, beating your old record by ... umm... pretty much 26 hours. Man you love your wiener. You have followed all posted rules and etiquette. You booked your appointment by her preferred method of contact, you have the envelope containing the exact amount for your encounter, you have groomed yourself, you smell good, you feel healthy... heck you even went to Alotta's website and purchased a gift card for her from her favourite vendor, Magical Walid's House of Middle Eastern Cheese. You are soooooo good to go. You arrive at the destination five minutes before your appointment and knock on her door at precisely 2:00 pm. You sir, are a rock star. You enter her home. You are now stepping foot into Villa Fagina. It's beautiful. Tastefully decorated, the house is a testament to the woman that you have lusted after since joining CERB. Uh oh. Nerves. You know what happens when the nerves hit. Pee pee. You must make a pee pee. Maintaining your suave demeanour, you saunter over to Alotta and say in your sexiest voice, "Alotta, my glamourous minx, purveyor of pleasures of the flesh, my near naked nymph. I gotta pee. Where's the potty?" Alotta directs you to your destination. You enter the bathroom and come face to face with your personal demon. Her medicine cabinet. What to do. I KNEW I should have read that whole thread. If I open her cabinet, will I be struck down with penis cooties??? Good GODS... what would Old Dog do??? Empowered by his love for the super friends, a spectral image of Old Dog appears straight from his crystal cavern in the depths of downtown Ottawa: You hear an awesomely wicked voice saying, "Open that cabinet and I will give you penis cooties. Use your head. Be a happy hobbyist. Respect her privacy. Oh... and remember to wash your hands really well and put that seat back down after you flush." It's not rocket science. You are at her place of business for a very good reason. That reason is not to invade her privacy - follow her to her boudoir and be happy. Alotta Fagina has given you access to her sensuality, not her stuff. 26. Serial Texting You want to see her. She is soooooooooooooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOooooo freakin' HAWT. You have everything prepared. You think, "I'm gonna get laid tonight, I'm gonna get laid tonight." You do a happy dance. It's a little disconcerting. Even to you. You stop and vow never to repeat the "anticipating getting laid" dance again. You see she accepts texts. So that's what you do. You: Hey BB (1:39 pm) Her: Oh, hi. (1:41 pm) You: Hey BB (1:42 pm) Her: Oh, Hi again. (1:44 pm) You: Hey BB (1:45 pm) Her: Ummm, Hi again, again. (1:49 pm) You: Hey BB, yer pretty. (1:50 pm) Her: Ummm thanks. (1:55 pm) You: Yer pretty. I have a boner. (1:56 pm) Her: Ummmmm, that's nice. Is there a point you are trying to make. (2:10 pm) You: Yer pretty, I still have a boner. (2:11 pm) Her: Okay. It's nice that that happens for you. Do I know you? (2:42 pm) You: Hey BB. My boner is still there. You have nice boobs. (2:43 pm) Her: I do have nice boobs. Thank you. (3:20 pm) You: I lost my boner but got another one. I like your boobs alot. (3:21 pm) Her: That's really, umm, nice of you to say. You know "alot" is actually two words. Was there something that you needed to ask? (4:12 pm) You: I lost my second boner but got another one again. Yer HAWT. You have a great ass. (4:13 pm) Her: Oh thanks again. Will you please stop sending me texts? (5:22 pm) You: I have my fourth boner. (5:23 pm) You: Why won't you ANSWER me? (5:28 pm) You: You are a boner killer. Wait. It's okay. Number 5 just happened. Please answer. (5:33 pm) You: Hey BB (5:38 pm) You: Hey BB (5:43 pm) You: Hey BB (5:51 pm) You: Hey BB, my boner feels weird. (5:53 pm) You: Hey BB, my boner just collapsed in on itself. (5:56 pm) You: Hey BB, the cat just ate my boner. (5:58 pm) You: Bitch, you ruined my life. (6:01 pm) You: On the upside, I have a mangina now. I am going to steal all your business. (6:02 pm) You: On the downside, my mangina is not feeling that great. I hate you. (6:03 pm) You: Answer ME! (6:04 pm) You: You used your super powers didn't you? (6:05 pm) You: My tummy feels weird. Did you give me some kind of virus? (6:06 pm) You: Dammit. All I want to do is listen the Celine Dion now. (6:07 pm) You: You did this. (6:08pm) You: I'm sorry (6:09 pm) You: This is my last text to you. (6:10 pm) You: No, this is my last text. (6:11 pm) You: :( There we have it. Serial texters get penis cooties and listen to Celine Dion. It's a true fact, as witnessed above.