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It's like the rule: " You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry." Men... well we're kinda, ummmmm.... horny. And.... when the blood rushes to our nether regions, it evacuates from our thinking parts. That's when the inner caveman takes over, "Grog have big woodie like club. Grog need naked lady." Now the caveman scenario works if there is a willing naked lady in the immediate vicinity, perhaps in the same house or room. "Grog now happy. No need to polish club alone and cry after." In the world of courtesans, companions and other c words that sound very classy and debonair, there is a bit of prep time required. And travel. Prep time and travel. Oh. Shower time. And hair time. And make-up time. And finding the right outfit time. And deciding that the first outfit doesn't work with the nail colour she's wearing, so she has to find an appropriate outfit that matches time. And screw it, I like that outfit, i'll just change the nail colour time. And the time just before she changes her nails because that manicure cost 45 dollars and she'll be damned if she doesn't find something to show it off time. And then rooting through the closet to find SOMETHING to match the nail polish time. And then the eyeliner time. And then perfect shoe time. And then comes the time that she reflects that it's only a 30 minute appointment and the perfect outfit, shoes and stockings will be on the floor in two minutes time. And then there's the dammit, I'm dressing for me not for him time. And then there's the where are my keys time. And then the can't find my cell phone time. And then it's time to get to the appointment. So you see guys... you need to book well in advance. Yup.

A lot of Sps are willing to offer last min appointment.. BUT please give us a MINIMUM of notice. Lately I had a lot of request from people who wanted to see me RIGHT NOW, not even able to wait 15min to get ready. For our appointment, we like to be fresh & clean. We are NOT vending machine, put 2$ Im ready. No, no, no.... Please, I, and a lot of others girls, are happy to accomadate you.. But please, we do have a life too.. Its not because Im available Im already dress in lingerie waiting for you..

First and foremost, most of this falls squarely on you to figure out. You say you don't know why you hobby so you really should take a hard deep look and figure it out. Maybe there's something you're missing or that you need. Until you figure it out, you will always be stuck in the middle and unfulfilled and your GF will be paying some of the price. You need to have this answer before you can determine how much the relationship is worth. I agree with non full disclosure, why hurt her more than she already is. This is a trust issue. Unfortunately one area of trust rolls into every area of trust, that's how it works which is why it ends up such a big deal. I don't believe in the whole "cheater" mentality in some situations. I very much try not to judge and understand that there are situations where sometimes there isn't much choice. If an SO can't meet needs for whatever reason, I can completely understand how someone can turn to an SP to have their needs met so they don't go crazy and are better equipped to take care of an SO. I don't view them as a cheater because as people, we sacrifice too much of ourselves everyday. You can't shut off needs. We are human and have basic needs that go beyond food, shelter, water etc. Intimacy, touch, connection, sex. Society tries to exclude these factors which is why we tend to get into so much trouble.

Hilarious list of stuff people got stuck in various orifices (not just butts). http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986

Great thread! My answer to that is it takes me at least 15 minutes to make my hair straight. My reminder to right now people is that I do not wake up with straight hair and matching bra and undies!!!!

Sorry you got busted. So now she wants to know everything. I understand that. I don't understand why you would tell her everything. You seem to actually want to dig up information about encounters you don't even remember. My goodness. She knows. You tell her it was two or three times, over a lengthy period, some of them before you met her, and that's the end of it. She either stays with you, or she doesn't. I have no idea how often you hobby, but if it is frequently it will hurt her far more than if it's only occasionally (or if she thinks it is occasionally). From there, several things might happen. either she a) insists you give up the hobby or b) she accepts that this is, from time to time, something you will do. If b) you might be even be lucky enough to introduce her to a lady to share the experience with you. If a), however, you will have to decide whether you will stop, or whether you will get much better at hiding your activities. Porthos

Well my quick two cents from a single guy. Tell her everything you remember without the details, and JMHO, don't research because you don't remember. Just tell her what you remember...with this caveat. Ask yourself, do you want to continue in this lifestyle or do you want to save your relationship. If you know you are going to continue on in this lifestyle no matter what, let your SO know. No one knows anyone else's relationship but you shouldn't continue if you know it will hurt your SO and you wish to remain married. It really is your choice...this lifestyle or your relationship, and which is most important to you. But if you chose this lifestyle let your SO know so she can decide what she wants to do. Irrespective of your enjoyment of this lifestyle, she doesn't deserve to be hurt anymore, and she is hurt. Good Luck RG

Just because a lady has posted her days and hours of availability doesn't mean she is sitting right by her phone all dressed up ready for an encounter. She needs time to get ready for a scheduled encounter..."right now" is not a scheduled encounter. Think about it, a lady may advertise hours from hypothetically speaking 10am to 10pm. Should she get ready for 10am and just wait,the only client of the day that day comes at 9pm...wouldn't you prefer if she is freshly showered for an encounter, just the same as the lady doesn't just prefer, but demands her clients be freshly showered/brushed teeth well you get the idea A rambling RG

There does seem to be a lot of now or never appointment seekers of late. They want it right away, not even giving as you said, 15min to get ready. I can be quick, but just to take a shower takes 15 min so if you want a fresh lady, that is relaxed and prepared give us some notice. It will be worth the wait;) Thanks for the thread Rebecca:)

It's cold. I took two steps outside this afternoon and WHAM. I'm hung like a toddler. I think my testicles have retracted so far into my body that I have two mini kidneys. It's THAT cold.

I haven't been in a relationship where this has happened but if I were cheated on I wouldn't stay. But that's me. I'm rather "square" and old fashioned when it comes to relationships. I believe in monogamy and that the man should be the bread winner and the woman should stay at home and I believe in complete honesty in a relationship- no exceptions. If I'm not all he needs at any point I don't want to be with him. Women are intuitive and quite frankly we know when something is not right, when you are stepping out. There are some who react, some who don't. Some leave, some put up with it, some want to work through it and forgive. It's devastating because you are turning to someone else for affection, sex, or for whatever you are seeking outside of your relationship. We, want to be the only one and some of us will blame ourselves for being the reason you're stepping out, even though we may not be. Women are often very hard on themselves, blaming their looks, figure or sexual prowess for not being enough, when in fact a lot of times none of these points are ever the reason. I've often asked different men why they seek someone outside of their relationship and the common answer is usually they aren't getting what they need from their spouse or so, for some they just need many, a variety, others like the op, don't know why. But whether these were honest answers or not I'll never know. This is one of the biggest reasons for my discomfort in this business, knowing that I'm enabling a cheating man. But I've been contradictory in a lot of aspects in my life. Perhaps I'm more gray than I realize. No matter what we do, it is a choice, life is short and happiness is fleeting and needed. I say if doing something makes you happy then you need it, do it, and suffer the consequences. I guess what you have to ask yourself is -does this lifestyle make me happier than my spouse/so, or does my spouse/so make me happier. Can I have both, or can I survive, be happy without one or the other, that too is a choice. Best of luck.

There are a lot of animal lovers here, most have plenty of knowledge and common sense when it comes to their pets and animals, but just in case someone reading this doesn't PLEASE remember if it's to cold for you outside it is for your pet as well. Some can fair better than others-huskies, berners, bernards, etc, but most dogs and cats and other animals, need shelter from these frigid temperatures. So please, if you see an unattended animal out for long periods take action, call a shelter, the police, humane society, someone until it's helped. Nothing can survive being out unsheltered in these unusually cold temperatures, thank you:) and stay warm, visit an sp today;) http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/thunder-bay/animals-left-outside-drives-worried-calls-to-humane-society-1.2481936

Darling Old Dog, You officially hang out with us SPs WAY TOO MUCH! This is hilariously too accurate! You are the only man I know that can take the chaos that is our day and make it something that makes me spew my wine out my nose and giggle thru the burn! kisses, cat

Oh my do I love this thread... we all have at least one or two a day....then when its not possible its like...oh no!!! can you cancel the other and see me instead!!!! What??? Duh...I'm sure you would love it if someone did that to you!!enough said... BJ

Thank you Rebecca - great thread. It seems lately there are a lot of "can I see you right now?" requests. Unless you have a time machine, just how are you going to get to her place "right now"? How is she going to get to your place "right now"? Another thing, if she does agree to a "last minute appointment", don't send her a million text asking a million questions. How is she going to get ready for you if she has to keep stopping to answer your endless questions? And one last thing, if she does agree to a last minute appointment don't show up 15 minutes early and say "I'm here". Additional Comments: Thank you Rebecca - great thread. It seems lately there are a lot of "can I see you right now?" requests. Unless you have a time machine, just how are you going to get to her place "right now"? How is she going to get to your place "right now"? Another thing, if she does agree to a "last minute appointment", don't send her a million text asking a million questions. How is she going to get ready for you if she has to keep stopping to answer your endless questions? And one last thing, if she does agree to a last minute appointment don't show up 15 minutes early and say "I'm here".

Found myself some time this afternoon so I headed in to Barb's to find a buffet, which included hip of beef, cold beer, the shooter girl (who's name escapes me now), on stage giving away a Teemu Selannie #13 Jets jersey, the "Ever-There" Claire, Jenna (previously Jessa & formerly Jenna), & the new-to-me Selina(?)! Selina really heated the place up with her rather athletic stage show. I love it when a great looking woman can take a great song to another level with her moves! She did just that with Lynyrd Skynyrd's Simple Man. Jenna is a natural beauty. No make-up, easy to talk to, a real girl next door type (if we should be so lucky), and, simply put, a GREAT set of tits! Can't wait to get back in to see them all again, the Hip, the beers, the ladies, and another jersey give away, maybe even a 2014 Team Canada Gold Medal winning scorer's jersey! GO CANADA GO!!!

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been there, done that. Your outcome is likely to be improved immeasurably if you can wade these waters together with a good relationship counsellor you're BOTH comfortable with. Re: details - the hunger to know has less to do with knowing what happened, but why - and what questions about herself and you she has burning inside. She uses the details to try and piece together answers to her internal questions. I'd suggest answering truthfully and with as much/little detail as she asks for. Be honest when you're not sure, and say so. If there's something you're not ready to divulge yet, say so, and ask if you can come back to it in a few days. If she'll agree to share her thoughts on what you say, repeat back what she says (to help her judge whether you really heard what she meant), and ask her to tell you more. Listen WITHOUT defending. It's learning time for both of you. You may be surprised that, when this long road is behind you, BOTH of you love the idea of outside sexual exploration (or you might not). If you do, finding ways to explore it (often couples do so together) opens up new possibilities that don't destroy trust. If you end up not seeing eye to eye, the loving thing for both of you is to find partners that share your core values.

I have to ask... why does it matter to you whether the person you're with is a full-time SP, or part time? How does the number of other appointments she has affect her time with you?

Seems appropriate given the thread A Seinfeld episode for every occasion RG

No one in Ottawa, MA or MP is licensed to give "happy-endings". A City License for "happy-endings" does not exist.

I have to admit while blushing right now..I liked the picture of Genevieve Marceau in yoga pants!

There's many ladies (including myself) who do post either on ads or websites what's their minimum required notice so as almost always it resumes to read whatever the lady has posted to avoid disappointment.

Well, first so sorry that you are faced with this, especially a sensitive time like the Holidays:( The only thing I can suggest is to delicately explain how you were feeling at the time, that you needed to have some room to play, is a mistake once but if a hobby then you need to look closer into how "not to be caught" . Not sure what "tell her everything" consists of. But would say to keep it low key, and be sure you show her that YOU LOVE HER, and only her. This is a lesson learned. I hope you find peace with this one, Best of luck!

My condolences jafo. Having a parent passing away is tough Take Care RG

My cat is antsy and glares at me when I won't let her out - but then I open the door and she feels the cold and turns away from the door!! Lol she is a bit hyper though because she can't get outside to run off steam! I am enjoying playing with her more :) AND cuddling more!!!

Hi, new to the board and would like to thank everyone that contributes for the great info. I have been reading for awhile and have learned a lot! I am also new to the hobby as well, and looking to have a first encounter in the near future. I was wondering about clearing up a few questions. 1) Is there any positive or negative reasons to visit Independent SP vs agency SP? For some reason I seem to naturally feel more comfortable with using an independent, not sure if this is a reasonable way of thinking? 2) What is the appropriate etiquette when it comes to tipping? Seems like some people feel it is required and others say it is factored in the price? 3) I would be looking to use in call service. Are there usually any hidden fees other that the "donation". Don't want to show up short! 4) I understand the need for providing the SP with a legitimate phone number. I currently only have a home phone (shared), so would it be wise to get a cell phone? Is it common to receive calls from a SP? Thanks

Without going into a lot of detail.... I did (what I thought) was a small random act of kindness for someone and it turned out that it saved their life - literally.

Very well said...most of this boils down to her own mind chatter. What is she lacking, what did she do wrong, what doesn't she have that you want, what did she do wrong. These are all normal thoughts that can go racing through the brain dunkinsailor has some good stuff in this last.

I've had one for thirty years. I would give it a month to give you a good indication as how it'll turn out. You'll still have to start trimming around the mouth and neck now to find out the shape you want. As for softness, it tends to get there as it gets a little longer.

I've had a beard for about 30 years ... yes, hair conditioner helps keep it soft, but really whether you need that or not depends on your own particular beard. Give it a month, and see whether you like it or not after that. It can take a bit of time for patchy spots to fill in. As others have said, how long it takes varies considerably from individual to individual. I would also advise keeping it neatly trimmed if you do decide to keep it. I'm a big fan of beards, but unruly beards and mustaches are, in my opinion, distasteful in the extreme. There's a difference between a beard that can be described as "full" and one that is just "gross". If it catches food, it's gross. Porthos

I updated it, sorry that totally slipped by me.

Now wait just a moment...are some of you implying that high vs low volume isn't about how much noise a lady makes in bed???

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Hope you enjoy posting as well as reading, Clutch. And hope your research and subsequent activities go well :)

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It is almost impossible to get a massage license in Winnipeg. There are more around if you read the massage section.

Seriously? Inexcusable and unacceptable. I'd like to think they'd be ignored (but know better). Just once I' like ignorance and bigotry to know one bound or two.

Going home to Chinese take out, a warm fire and loving wife who told me she was eager to play with her new Hitachi Magic Wand tonight. Life is good. Happy New Year everyone. :chug:

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